#Life!!!

[kznruan]

PREViEW

[wyyxxkk]

HELP JQNSWNSNMM???? I DIDN'T STOP LAUGHING THE ENTIRE TIME WHILE MAKING THIS

[indestinatus]

currently have writer and reader's block so bear with me on this one

[parano1ddetective]

sab grabs bive under the armpits like an unruly cat

bath time

-@owlfacesab

HEY! NO LET GO OF ME I DON’T WANT A BATH

[robyn-goodfellowe]

how it feels to remember i still have a future and i am alive

[bymine]

read so far

blue nights, joan didion

when a scot ties the knot, tessa dare

a segunda morte de suellen rocha, claudia lemes

what i think about when i think about running, haruki murakami

o peso do passaro morto, aline bei

confessions, kanae minato

shockaholic, carrie fisher

sharks in the rivers, ada limon

convenience store woman, sayaka murata

violeta, isabel allende

you could make this place beautiful, maggie smith

the cruel prince, holly black

love, pamela, pamela anderson

everything i know about love, dolly alderton

conversas corajosas, elisama santos

notes on grief, chimamanda ngozi adichie

murder on the orient express, agatha christie

normal people, sally rooney

vespera, carla madeira

the unwanted wife, natasha anders

the wicked king, holly black,

crying in h mart, michelle zauner

currently reading

the queen of nothing, holly black

on earth we're briefly gorgeous, ocean vuong

[parttimepunner]

Pour one out for a real one.

[sadclowncentral]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[theres-rue-for-you]

my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy

[emotionalwords]

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

[comeguessmethisriddle]

well? can you?

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[lambergeier]

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

[snaxle]

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

[skullchicken]

If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).