#Lisa Younger

[robynsassenmyview]

Forever young

"Forever young", a review of 'The Red Balloon' at the RedFest in Morningside, Sandton, until 30 July.

JUST me and my buddy: Craig Morris in The Red Balloon, at this year’s RedFest, until 30 July. Photograph courtesy Lisa Younger. THERE’S NOTHING QUITE like celebrating your birthday with a lovely friend. This is what the central character in The Red Balloon, played by Craig Morris, discovers, as he takes you on a magical madcap journey through a whole gamut of emotions, armed with simple tools…

[gooch-cancer]

[little-pup-pip]

Hi, do you also do agere boards for older regressed ages like 11-12? If you do, could I request a year 2000 board with lots of Bonne Bell Lip Smackers chapstick & like cartoons (especially Nickelodeon like um Rocket Power for example) n stuff? I hope that's not too vague or obscure or whatever.

Yes!!

[priscirat]

i don't want to go home

[sayxit]

99

[basofy]

ive never talked about their dynamic but this is one of the many thoughts i have about them

[youngersiblingstournament]

Round 1 Bracket 14

[mariocki]

Pathfinders to Mars (ABC, 1960 - 1961)

"You know, Henderson, the progress of true science depends not only on the cold, calculating types, but also on the adventurers and dreamers. There's a place for all of us under the sun."

"Yes... as long as we don't get too close to it."

[demons-i-get]

WAIT BIG BRAINED THOUGHT:

Sam does smth stupid hoping Dean won't find out.

Someone rats Sam out to Dean.

Sam gets in trouble and a lecture from Dean (bc Dean is a parent and he is Sam's parent I will not accept criticism on this matter).

Later, Sam makes a group chat consisting of everyone who could have told on him to Dean and just sends this video:

[licorishh]

Genshin characters age headcanons masterlist (updated)

Yeah. I could give you many reasons why I believe some of the more debatable/"controversial" ones are very sensible and Good based on just freaking paying attention to context given in the game but for now I'll just compile a basic list. If you'd like to hear my reasoning for some of these you're welcome to ask as long as you're polite about it.

List under the cut.

Aether/Lumine: 19

Amber: 18

Kaeya: 22

Lisa: 33

Barbara: 17

Razor: 16

Xiangling: 16

Beidou: 29

Xingqiu: 15

Fischl: 19

Ningguang: 31

Bennett: 18

Noelle: 18

Chongyun: 16

Sucrose: 20

Jean: 21

Diluc: 22

Qiqi: 6-8 (Hard to tell given she's a zombie and talks and acts differently from normal)

Mona: 20

Keqing: 21

Venti: 20 (biologically)

Klee: 7-ish?

Diona: She's so hard because she literally runs a business and acts like an adult but she's super short. I have no idea.

Tartaglia: 21

Xinyan: 19

Zhongli: 37

Albedo: 21

Ganyu: 23

Xiao: 20

Hu Tao: 18

Rosaria: 23

Yanfei: 21

Eula: 24

Kazuha: 20

Ayaka: 18

Sayu: 9- or 10-ish maybe?

Yoimiya: 18

Kujou Sara: 24

Raiden: 28 (biologically)

Kokomi: 18

Thoma: 20

Gorou: 18

Itto: 26

Yun Jin: 19

Shenhe: 23

Yae Miko: 30

Ayato: 26

Yelan: 24

Shinobu: 20

Heizou: 21

Collei: 16

Tighnari: 22

Dori: Super hard to tell, because again, she lives alone and runs a business by herself despite using the short girl model.

Candace: 24

Cyno: 23

Nilou: 21

Nahida: 7-9

Layla: 18-19 (she seems to maybe be in her first year of college - definitely in college, I'm just guessing the year here)

Faruzan: 24 (I know she's like a hundred years older but she was stuck and didn't age and I'm talking biologically still)

Scaramouche: 21 (biologically)

Yaoyao: 7-ish?

Alhaitham: 26

Dehya: 25

Mika: 17

Kaveh: 27

Baizhu: 34

Kirara: 20

Lynette: 20

Lyney: 20

Freminet: 17 (Don't know how much younger he is than his siblings, just guessing based on context and the way he talks and acts)

Furina: 21 (biologically)

Neuvillette: 36 (biologically)

Wriothesley: 32

Navia: 26

Clorinde: 27

Sigewinne: Basically impossible to know as she's a Melusine and not a human

Charlotte: 21

Signora: 29

Dottore: 33

Arlecchino: 31

Dainsleif: 22 (biologically)

[lala1267]

Is it wrong (Part 5)

Summary: literally just cilla arguing and Elvis finding out what cilla did to Lolita.

Notes: This chapter is fucking boring since I spent like 20 mins on this or whatever. (It's really short) I've had no motivation to write recently, sorry guys. Make sure to read the note at the end and let me know ur opinions xoxo.

Little Lolita was shaken by Elvis's sudden return. He did tell her, but the note fell into the wrong hands.

Downstairs

Priscilla looked at Elvis with a cold menacing look. Her eyes shot at him like lazer beams as she stood there with her fists balled and arms aggressively crossed over her chest that was violently heaving up and down. Elvis hugged and kissed Lisa lovingly as the most sweetest chuckles escaped his used lips. The way his cheeks defined and his hair hung made a light enter Priscilla's body. But she was not going to let it seep into her grey heart. Elvis put Lisa down and watched her run upstairs to Lolita. Elvis held his arms out wide as if he were waiting for his hug from Prsicilla. She just stood there with that stupid bitchy face of hers. Her pink lips pouted, and her brows furrowed. After a few seconds of awkward silence, Elvis lowered his long arms to his side. His face downturned, and his smile faded into a glum frown. He walked over to her before hugging her and caressing her.

"Oh, what's up, baby? What's the biggie?"

He questions as he eagerly hugs her. She wedges her small arms in between hers and Elvis's chest and pushes him away harshly. She looked up at him, her foxy eyes and her black hair making her look a lot more ghostly. Elvis tipped his head sidwards and raised his arms.

"What's wrong now? Don't be like this, I've only just come home."

His tone was now more stern and serious. His face was now more serious. He stared into Priscilla's moon-drunk, haunted, peirced soul. Her once royal blue eyes were like a dark night in a cemetery. The anger and sadness bubbled inside of her like a boiling kettle that whistled like a loud siren warning. Priscilla's lungs squeezed tight as she took a deep breath of the dense air that filled the room.

"You can have your wedding ring back. It will come in handy for your "Little Lolita. ""

She said in an annoying sarcastic voice as she slipped the diamond ring off her ring finger. Elvis's face contorted, and his hands jolted.

"What are you talking about?"

Elvis asked as his face turned a light shade of cherry red.

"You know exactly what I mean. Come on, sending fucking letters in the evening? You could have at least been more sneaky. You're a stupid man, stupid."

She shook her head in disappointment as she bit back her nasty tongue. She threw the ring hard at the core of Elvis chest.

"Oh, baby, i-i can explain."

He says before swallowing back his salty tears of shame. Priscilla's index finger pointed straight at Elvis's face as her bitter words finally released.

"How dare you do this to me. You were dogging me around whilst you and that little girl were necking on! She is just a no good little girl who wants to be a grown up, she is a fucking bitch! And you - don't even get me started on... you."

Elvis had a look of dismay, but he suddenly felt a wave of anger arise inside his heated heart.

"Don't talk about her like that!"

He exclaims as his finger wafted in her pathetic face. Priscilla's hand raised to slap Elvis across the face. They shared a moment of silence before the storm began. They shouted and fought like goddamn animals. Their animalistic behaviour sounded throughout the whole house.

Lolita sat on Elvis's and Priscilla's shared bed. Lisa sat on her lap in her little pink dress. Lolita tickled and played with her, trying her best to distract her from the wildfire that was going on downstairs. Baby dolls and toys sat on the satin bedsheets. Lisa held a Barbie doll in her small hand as Lolita held another. They played sweetly. She was like her older sister. Their playtime was broken when the door burst open and crashed against the wall, leaving an indent. In comes Prsicilla, whose face was red, and her eyes were glassy and bloodshot. Tears streamed down her face like a river. She glanced at Lolita and Lisa before stomping over to a large bag that sat on the floor. She gripped it tightly and lifted it before storming back out, slamming the door behind her. Lisa began to cry as the loud noise startled her. Lolita hugged her close and played with her short baby hair. Lolita just stared at the large grand door that had been previously slammed shut. She felt for Prsicilla. She felt guilty. A single tear dropped from her eye and to the red carpet. She quickly wiped it away whilst still keeping baby Lisa wrapped like a gift in her arms.

She sat there for a few more minutes. Heavy footsteps echoed in the hallway, causing Lolita to jump slightly. The footsteps grew closer. Lolita lifted Lisa up a bit higher so that she would cover her dull blue bruises that decorated her twig like colar bones. The door knob twisted and wiggled until Elvis entered the room. He looked exhausted and tired. His eyes met with Lolita's.

"Are you ok, E?"

He sighed before lighting a cigar.

"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine"

He said before breathing a large cloud of cigar smoke through his pink lips. He slowly walked over to Lolita, who still had Lisa in her arms. She looked good as a mother.

"Sweet baby."

He said before picking Lisa up from Lolita's arms. Lolita crossed her arms in hopes of disguising the ghostly bruises that decorated her body. Elvis played with Lisa before his eyes layed on Lolita.

"Why are ya crossing your arms so awkwardly?"

He said whilst letting out a chuckle.

"Just feel like it."

She said quietly as she broke eye contact with him. Elvis's smile faded.

"Are ya ok?"

His brows furrowed as he placed Lisa in her crib. He quickly sat down next to Lolita.

"I'm fine, Elvis, I'm fine."

She said quietly.

"Unfold your arms."

He ordered in a serious tone. Lolita looked up at him with her bami eyes that were filled with ocean blues.

"N-no, I'm fin-"

"I said unfold your arms, now."

He demanded calmy. His teeth grinded, and his fists clenched. Lolita looked up at him before slowly unfolding her arms to reveal her beaten body. Elvis's eyes widened at the sight.

"What happened?"

He asked, trying to contain his sorrow tears.

"I just fell."

"Don't bullshit me. Who did this to you!?"

Lolita felt a sea of tears escape her doll eyes.

"P-priscilla."

She said as she looked down and sucked up her shame. Elvis instantly wrapped his hands around her fragile body. She felt like a feather coated in soft satin. She felt cold and corpse like. She smelt of fresh winter air.

"She ain't getting away with this. No one hurts my baby."

He said through his teeth as he buried his face in her golden hair. His hands rubbed her blue sores. The warmth of his body sent a summer shine tingle through her veins. He bent his head down to kiss her blue bruises. A million kisses rained upon her, each one curing her ills.

Over the next few days, Elvis would love her like a baby and treat her like a child, his child. He would feed her, dress her, wash her, like his little baby doll. His touch would warm her cold skin through the dark, stormy nights as her salty tears dropped to the floor. His gaze would light her fragile heart as he would cuddle her like a teddy bear. His deep southern drawl evoked unknown emotions that were buried in the depths of her yellow sunny soul.

Guys, let me know if u want another part of this cause I'm getting kind of bored of this series. I don't mind carrying it on if u lot want more, but I won't if u guys don't want. But I have quite a few up and coming fics in the works. Im planning to make them just fics and not multiple parts, so u guys don't have to wait for new chapters to come out xoxo.

[boxingcleverrr]

Honestly I understand people my age who start publishing novels that are barely-shrouded fanfic more and more as I get older, specifically real-person-fic, cause like.

I have not developed any shame around writing fanfic, thank goodness. And I never wrote real-person-fic myself. HOWEVER I am still autistic and special interest-fixate now and then, ala Kat Dennings back in the day, and MAN.

When you're 15 and lose your goddamned MIND over a hot character/actor for a bit, you're just Tina Belcher. It's fine, people familiar with teenagers get that.

When you're 38, happily married, worried about finding affordable housing, need to bathe your dog, etc. you just kinda sigh and shake your head like "Well, I guess there's a daydream version of me who's just gonna have A Situation about how that person smirks for a few weeks. Where do I put this cheating whore version of me, who has no bills to pay?"

I now think it actually takes genitalia of steel to go, "....Fuckit, I'm publishing this crime."

[eateth-thy-words]

the teenagers ever. they DESERVE a fun little yearbook

[hangingoffence]

i like to think that caesar figured out that joseph was lisa lisa's son at some point but didn't comfort neither of them about it bc the way lisa lisa talked about her dead husband and lost son

[wiklm]

hello everyone!! i’ve compiled some genshin age headcannons with the help of @interstate35south !!!! because you’re all wrong and i’m SICK of every character only being in their early 20s or several thousand years old with no in between. this will not be nearly the whole cast it’ll probably be like 10 characters or so bc i don’t have time for all that (i’m a liar). ok here we go

- first up let’s talk about ragbros!! this post is gonna be mostly bullet points but we had more to say about these 2. FIRST of all: Diluc was missing for 10 years after Crepus’ death instead of 4. How do i know this?? he told me himself trust me. No but actually him being missing much longer feels more impactful for Diluc and Kaeya’s festering issues they’ve got going on ykwim?? as a wise man (intertstate35south) once said, he’s been gone for 4 years starting at 18?? big whoop that’s just college. Second: Diluc is like 43 ish, kaeya is 40 ish. Diluc came back to mond at ~28 and kaeya was ~25! between then by the time traveler arrives in mond it’s been about 15 years.

- next up cyno tighnari and collei!! i’m ill about them!! i actually have no clue at all what their approximate ages are BUT i’ve seen enough people hc them as being in their mid 20s that i felt the need to make this post in the first place (i am a drama queen)!! in my head i have decided that at the time cyno went to mondstadt to seal collei’s archon residue collei was ~12 (with some wiggle room b/c of how long she was with dottore) and cyno and tighnari were 36 and 34 respectively. as of traveler arriving in sumeru ik sayinf it’s been 3 years and cyno is at 39 and tighnari at 37 and BEFORE YOU TELL ME cyno is the youngest general mahamatra in ages YES that’s true but he could’ve still been the youngest and just been on the job for 15 or so years since being appointed!! he was still appointed young but he wasn’t made general mahatma last week ykwim??

- ok i’m done with the super long ones i’m so sorry for that!! next up we got beidou and ningguang. if i see one more of you call them milfs and then in the same breath say they are twenty seven it will cause the heat death of the universe. to be honest i can see them anywhere in the range of 35-47 i don’t really have a specific one for them!! but seriously stop calling them milfs and also 27 years old you can’t do that

- albedo!! i do think him being immortal and some unspecified very large age would be fun but in the case of him being a normal age even if he is immortal i give him a solid 34-37

- jean and lisa early-mid 40s!! it’s just more fun when lisa has substantially less time left yk it ups the stakes

- less of an age headcanon more of a dumb pet peeve of mine but if ONE more of you mfs calls zhongli an old man and then gives him anime baby face.. lord.

-wriothesley 32 trust trust trust . he’s on the younger side for my age hcs bc i think he is still young just not like early 20s young yk

-thoma is in the same age range as diluc/kaeya/jean/lisa bc i am a diluc jean and thoma childhood friends truther

ok that’s all!! may reblog with more some day but for now this is all i got!! don’t take this too serious i’m goofing around and i think about this god awful game FAR too much it’s terrible actually

[blushouyo]

they’re arguing about who’s fault it was that they didn’t get full marks on the group assignment