#Lite Bite Foods

[sooniebby]

Can I ask for a completely separate fic of Riki and M!reader not in the same universe but just like a non canonical thing of where M!reader begs Riki to try and impregnate him because his stomach is feeling all weird and achy. M!reader doesn’t know it’s his heat all he knows is that he wants his children.

Fic ends with the reader pregnant ofc, breeding mink, biting, dumbification, go crazy on it. If you don’t plan to make any side fic of Riki that aren’t canonical to the main 2 parts then u can ignore this <333

ఌ 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐘

꧁ 𝙊𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙭 𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 ꧂

➤ Riki's story (but this isn't canon to the original plot)

Word count › 2.9k

Rating › NSFT

Warnings › you and Riki are morons

Kinks › a/b/o, breeding, biting, lite somno

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(Name) had been feeling weird. He woke up tired and his head was hurting. When he went downstairs, he saw his parents and instantly wanted to throw up.

“Mom…”

“What (Name)? I have somewhere to be.” His mother answered, not even sparing him a glance.

You’d think a mother would pay attention to her child. Especially a child that sounded so weak but she focused solely on her phone. (Name) sighed to himself before walking away to the kitchen. She didn’t even try to stop him.

(Name) ignored his father. His father was worse when it came to paying him any mind. He rummaged through the fridge for something but nothing was appealing. If he had to be honest, they all made him feel sick.

His stomach was hungry but not for whatever was in the fridge.

“Dad, I’m not feeling well.” (Name) said. “And everything in the fridge is making me feel sick.”

“And what can I do about that? You’re 18. An adult. Go buy some medicine and food that you want.” His father said, walking away.

(Name) didn’t even feel sad. He knew what type of answer he was going to get. The sound of the door slamming was music to (Name)’s ears. He loved whenever they left. But he didn’t feel happy right now.

His stomach was cramping. And he didn’t know what it was.

Maybe he should’ve paid more attention to anatomy lessons for omegas and alphas. Now that he was an omega and all.

The only thing on his mind, besides his killer headache, was to go see Riki. His inner omega was whining for it. But he wasn’t sure why. Maybe he just needed some comfort. Yeah, getting some cuddles sounded great right now.

With that, (Name) sluggishly got ready to go see his alpha. The bus ride felt odd. People kept staring at him. He wasn’t used to the stares. Being a beta since he was a child, most people ignored him.

He wondered if his scent was finally coming in. Did it smell bad? He didn’t think too much of it when he finally reached Riki’s house. It was smaller than his own but still cozy the last time he visited.

(Name) rang the doorbell, feeling himself sweat into his shirt. It was sticking to his skin now. But the sun was hardly out. It looked as if it would rain in an hour or so. (Name) wanted to take a cold shower.

The door opened showing a sleepy Riki. Wow, he was still asleep this late? It had to be almost 1 pm now. Riki seemed to wake up a bit when he realized it was (Name). He pulled him inside quickly and held him close, leaning down to scent him.

(Name) still didn’t feel much from scenting. But he allowed Riki to do so. He knew Riki’s alpha loved doing it. (Name) closed the door behind himself as Riki pulled him over to the living room.

They plopped down onto the couch as Riki moved (Name) around to sit on his lap. Riki’s voice was muffled as he muttered something before focusing on scenting his omega. (Name) simply nipped at Riki’s mating bond, not knowing how to fully scent someone yet.

“You feel warm.” Riki said.

“I think I have a fever…”

“Oh, did you take anything?”

(Name) shook his head. Riki huffed before standing up, ignoring (Name)’s shriek as he quickly wrapped his legs around his waist to not fall. Riki only had to use one hand to hold (Name) up as he brought him to his room, laying him down on the bed.

“Sleep. I’ll make some porridge.”

(Name) hummed as Riki left his room. Having been in his room before, (Name) didn’t care too much to look around. He mainly focused on stripping his clothes off and moving the sheets around to make a makeshift nest.

He wasn’t sure how he knew how to make one. It was probably just an omega instinct. With just his boxers on, (Name) finally felt cool. His stomach was still cramping—getting more painful by the minute.

Was it something he ate last night? (Name) sighed as he took off his glasses and placed them on the nightstand. He wanted to just sleep the pain away. Getting comfortable, (Name) hugged a pillow to his chest and drifted off to a dreamless slumber.

But it wasn’t fully dreamless. In passing, he dreamt of Riki’s neck. An odd dream. What was so sexy about a neck? A few other times, he dreamt of what Riki would look like shirtless.

A groan left (Name) as he tried to dream of something other than being horny. But it didn’t work. Anytime he dreamt of something more wholesome with Riki, it ended with Riki pulling off his clothes. (Name) was beginning to feel hot again.

His skin was burning that even the fan that was turned on didn’t do anything to calm him down. The sheets felt too warm but whenever he pushed them away, he felt panicked. Like he couldn’t part with it for some odd reason.

“(Name)…”

A cool hand brushed his forehead as he sighed in relief. Finally, he felt himself cool down. The hand moved to his neck, feeling around before pulling away. (Name) whined at the lost.

“Your fever as gotten worse. Let me call my mom.” Riki’s distant voice was heard.

That only made (Name)’s stomach clench tightly, causing him to scream out. Riki didn’t get far as he quickly grasped (Name)’s arm, trying to shake him awake.

But (Name) didn’t scream again. His face that was twisted into one of agony was calm. Riki sighed in relief and moved his hand away only for (Name) to cry again.

Riki decided to test something. He touched (Name), noticing how calm he was before pulling away. Like clockwork, (Name) began to whine at the lost.

This didn’t make much sense to Riki. What type of fever worked like this? None that he knew. Riki glanced at the porridge on his desk. He’d force (Name) to eat it later. Riki gently pushed (Name) further on the bed before joining him, keeping a hand on his skin.

The first hour or so was fine. Riki even fell back asleep. (Name) work up with a start, wondering where he was. He didn’t even remember waking up. He glanced around the room before noticing Riki snuggled close to him.

Oh. When did he get here? (Name) hummed as he rubbed his stomach. It was still cramping but it didn’t hurt as much. It felt more like a very light burn. But it didn’t feel like hunger.

He should’ve been hungry since he didn’t eat this morning. (Name) sat up, wanting to go get something to eat before feeling something wet. He didn’t even notice he was naked. Well he still had his boxers on but it was wet.

(Name) pulled off his boxers, tossing them across the room as he looked down at the bed sheets. It was also wet but how? He gently touched it. It was sticky. He frowned.

What did he pee glue? What the fuck was this?

“Riki.”

Riki didn’t wake up.

(Name) groaned. He felt sticky, hot, and uncomfortable. A bath would be nice but he didn’t feel comfortable just using Riki’s shower without asking. They may be mates but they haven’t known each past a month yet.

They hadn’t even had sex yet.

(Name) was ready to just shake Riki awake when he felt his spine tingle. He gasped, feeling something wet gush out of his asshole. Slick?! Why was he producing slick? (Name) reached down to confirm, feeling the slimy wet slick that he produced the day Riki had bit his scent gland.

Was he going into heat? No way. His doctor said he had two weeks before it started. So his body can ready itself for it. (Name) sighed to himself. He must’ve been horny due to those weird dreams he had.

Riki wouldn’t mind him masturbating, right…?

(Name) easily slipped in one finger inside of his asshole, groaning at the sudden gush of slick. Why was he feeling like this? He thought having something inside would feel better but that only caused his stomach to ache. As if it wasn’t what it wanted.

He glanced over at Riki, looking down at his boxers. (Name) felt his inner omega purr at the sight of Riki. He thought about waking him up. His body wasn’t liking his fingers. It wanted his alpha.

In his head, the thought of being knotted slipped in. (Name) felt his hole clench around his finger. He liked the thought of that. To be knotted by his mate.

(Name) moved to straddle Riki, sitting himself on top of his boner. Riki didn’t even flinch. He really was a deep sleeper. (Name) knew how to wake him up. He gripped Riki’s boxers and pulled them down, allowing his cock to pop out freely. It rested against Riki’s stomach, twitching slightly.

Riki had a large cock. No denying that. But it wasn’t too surprising. Most alphas had large cocks. Riki’s cock was thick as well. He wanted it inside, quickly.

Yeah, that’s what his stomach needed. He needed to be breed. (Name) felt himself shudder at the thought of being stuffed full with Riki’s come. The idea of having pups.

(Name) grasped Riki’s cock and positioned it at his awaiting hole. He slowly lowered down, gasping at the burn. His slick worked overtime to make it less painful.

“(Name).”

“Huh?!” (Name) shrieked, accidentally slamming himself down onto Riki’s cock. He cried at the feeling, his cock cumming. Riki simply hummed, reaching to grab (Name)’s hand.

“You couldn’t wake me up?”

“Sorry…”

“It’s fine. I’m your alpha right? So my cock is yours to use,” Riki grinned. He had actually been awake ever since (Name) flung his boxers off. The boxers had actually ended up on his face instead of where (Name) had imagined.

His moves were way too sluggish to actually fling something. Riki had woken up due to the slick directly in his nostrils. He pushed it away and was about to call out to (Name) until he noticed (Name) fingering himself.

He wanted to watch, so what? Only an idiot wouldn’t like to see someone they liked masturbate.

“I feel so weird.”

“Your fever?”

Watanabe Riki was a dumbass. As well as Tanaka (Name). Only total idiots couldn’t tell the signs of a heat. But only idiots would bond themselves to the other after knowing each other for a total of two weeks.

“Maybe you should eat.”

“No. I wanna have sex.” (Name) hummed.

“Alright. You’ll eat after.” Riki said, easily flipping (Name) over to lay on his back. (Name) watched in glee as Riki grasped his legs and pushed them forward, to (Name)’s ears. Riki’s thrusts at first were slow and calculated.

It made sense. To him, (Name) was sick. He didn’t want to go too harsh. He focused on mainly rubbing against (Name)’s prostate—enjoying the soft moans he got. The sound of slick was filling be room, making (Name) feel embarrassed.

He didn’t know why he was dripping so much slick. But it wasn’t enough. It felt nice but it wasn’t what his omega was craving.

“Riki, faster.”

“No.”

“Please.”

“No.”

(Name) whined, hoping his puppy eyes would persuade his mate. Riki only leaned down and nipped at his pouting lips.

“Cute.”

“Riki….! C’mon!!”

“Why do you want it so rough?” Riki asked, picking up his pace. It was still slow but at least it wasn’t too slow. (Name)’s inner omega purred in delight.

“My body wants it rough. An omega thing.”

“Really?”

No, it wasn’t. (Name) was just talking out of his ass. And Riki was a bit stupid to not notice. He was pretty horny himself and didn’t like his pace either. But (Name)’s comfort mattered more to him.

“I can handle it. I’ll tell you to stop.” (Name) wrapped his arms around his neck, pulling him close. Riki hummed. He still wasn’t too sure. But the tight wet heat of (Name)’s ass felt good.

He really wanted to cum. And no way could he cum from these piss poor thrusts. Riki leaned back, grasping (Name)’s legs tightly and began to pick up his pace.

His thrusts were harsh and fast, repeatedly aiming for (Name)’s prostate. (Name) cried out, clawing at Riki’s shoulders. He arched his back at the feeling.

“(Name), it’s my first time… is it yours?”

(Name) shook his head. “No…”

Riki’s thrusting stopped. “Huh?”

“Riki, why’d you stop?”

“Who was it?”

(Name) glared at him. “It was two years ago! C’mon, don’t stop.”

Riki growled. “Did you enjoy it?” He began ti thrust again, his grip on (Name)’s legs harsh. (Name) stared up at him in confusion. Why did he care so much?

He was mated to him. He belonged to him.

“No. We were both betas…”

Any sort of anger within Riki quickly disappeared. A smile appeared on his lips. “You should’ve said so. No beta can compare to an alpha.” His cock dragged against (Name)’s wet walls, aiming continuously at his prostate.

(Name) mewled. “Why’s, ngh, that?”

Riki smirked. He maneuvered (Name) to lay on his side and have one of his leg’s on his shoulder. This position gave total control to Riki as he seemed to reach even deeper inside of him. It felt as if he was even reaching his stomach, judging by the small bulge in his stomach.

“No beta can knot their omega. Give them pups.” Riki grabbed (Name)’s right arm and brought it to his lips, biting down at the skin. It hurt, his canines digging into his skin. But (Name)’s inner omega jumped for joy. An alpha biting your skin with their canines meant you were truly theirs.

And (Name) really did belong to Riki. Riki left multiple sharp bites on (Name)’s arm, a few stringing out small amount of blood.

“No beta can make an omega dumb off their cock.” Riki suddenly said, slamming his cock deep inside (Name). (Name) cried out, his cock once again cumming on his stomach. He didn’t think he could handle much more.

At least his cock couldn’t. But his hole, his inner omega?

Oh, it could go all night.

And Riki seemed to know that.

“Do you want my knot, Omega?”

“Won’t I… hngh! Won’t I get pregnant?”

“You shouldn’t. I’m not in my rut.” Riki gently bit the leg on his shoulder, glancing down at (Name)’s shaking form. (Name)’s eyes were dilated. He truly felt gone mentally at this point.

All he could think about was being knotted.

And if Riki was right, he wanted it badly. But a small side of him felt disappointed. He wanted to get pregnant. His rational side was screaming at him not to but his omega side purred at the idea of being filled with pups.

“Inside, Alpha. Please, knot me with your cum.”

Riki grunted, flipping (Name) over again to rest on his knees, face on the pillow. (Name) cried at this, not wanting to face the headboard. He wanted to look at his mate but when Riki slammed back inside, he clenched down tightly around his cock.

This position was the best out of the other two. Riki’s cock kissed his stomach (womb) with ease. His prostate was constantly brushed against—earning cries from him with ease.

Riki gripped his waist tightly, holding him close once his knot began to swell. (Name) mewled at the knot brushing against his prostate. Riki leaned down to rest on (Name)’s back as he bit his scent gland, using his canines. (Name) felt himself black out at the pleasure, a scream off his lips.

As (Name) felt himself get tired, Riki slammed in one last time, right against his prostate. His knot released, filling (Name)’s hole with his cum. It felt warm inside. But it wasn’t a small load. It seemed Riki’s load was pretty big.

(Name) felt overwhelmed. He didn’t think an alpha could cum so much. It also didn’t help that the knot was rested nicely against his prostate. Whenever the knot swelled to release another batch of cum, it stimulated his prostate.

He mewled each time, gripping the bed sheets underneath him. Riki sighed as he left small bite marks on his back. He was tired. He wanted to fall back asleep but knew if he did that, he’d crush (Name) beneath him.

Riki moved to lay on his side, holding (Name) close. His cock had finally stopped cumming but his knot was still swelled. It’d take a minute for it to go down. This was mainly for the cum to stay inside, making sure the omega’s womb took every last drop.

But (Name)’s womb wasn’t ready for pregnancy yet, anyway. At least the doctor said so.

(Name) hummed. The cramps he was feeling was long gone. Who knew sex could help so much. He glanced down at his stomach to see a small bulge there. It looked to be from the cum. He felt himself purr at the thought.

He didn’t know why he suddenly felt excited at the thought of being breed so full.

The two idiots fell asleep, holding the other close.

But six weeks later, when (Name) felt nauseous, Riki was swiftly slapped by his mother and was called an idiot. Yeah, (Name) was pregnant.

He guess he should start looking online for baby names. It felt as if it wasn’t about to be one pup.

(Name) just wasn’t sure how to tell his parents.

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Riki’s a bad boy, not a smart boy :/

It was so fun writing fluff for Riki tho since the original story isn’t there yet

Thx for the request!!

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[a-not-so-clean-blog]

Nu carnival x ftm period

Mentions of blood, general pain, dysphoria, and drugs

♦️Garu, Aster, Morvay

Yakumo

Boy is comforting by nature and he will do anything in his power to make you feel better. Warm soup, mint tea, any kind of comfort food; he'll make it all for you. If he needs to he will even fight the awkwardness and ask his grandma for advice on how to make “someone” on their period feel better. He knows better than to out you to anybody, even to the people he trusts most. He just wants you to feel better.

Edmond

He's going to need some help. He heard that people like chocolate when this happens so he gets you expensive chocolate confections from your favorite bakery. If he's not too busy he might make some with you. Quality time is important to him and he wants you to know he's here to support you even if he's too awkward to express it with words. He will make time to try and comfort you as much as he can but it will be in all non verbal ways.

Olivine

He will pray for your recovery. He sympathizes with you, he understands how much his essence imbalance hurts him so it makes sense that your hormone imbalance hurts you. It hurts him seeing you so uncomfortable and him not being able to help. He really doesn't want to leave you alone and it hurts him when he can't be by you to help. Even if it's simply grabbing something for you he wants to take as much of your burden as he can.

Quincy

Quincy is big and I think he's very warm too, especially his right hand because of the gem. He cuddles up to you and uses himself as a hot water bottle. Resting his hand on your stomach and letting you use him as a pillow. If you have any kind of mood shifts he takes it in stride. It kind of reminds him of dealing with a cat; wanting pets one moment and biting his hand the next. It doesn't bother him much though and it's nice having a grounding personality like his around while you wait out the pain. He probably offers some natural pain killers if it gets bad.

Kuya

He has a herb that he gives you to help. You don't know what the plant is but it helps. All the pain and discomfort are gone but it makes you feel weird in the head. You've tried finding the plant but no book or even Quincy knows what it is. Kuya just tells you not to worry about it and enjoy not being in pain. You should probably be more weary of him but the herb works so well that you can't really say no.

Blade

He freaks out when you tell him you're bleeding. He thinks you're injured and immediately goes into protection mode. You have to explain it happens to some guys monthly. That's satisfactory for his curiosity for now. It's best to just tell him what helps you manage pain. If you don't he will take the initiative to look up what will help…and he will want you to try the weirdest home remedies. So unless you want him asking you to put a frozen potato wedge cover in sesame oil in your underwear, I suggest being open with him very early. It's so hard to say no to his puppy eyes when he's just trying to help.

Garu

This gets a little weird so continue with caution. He smells it right before you start bleeding and it scares him the first time. It hurts your heart to have him look at you so worried for a week. You know he's just concerned but honestly it doesn't help the dysphoria at all.

Karu

He is confused. Normally if something is causing you pain he just breaks it. Like when you stubbed your toe on the table, no more table no more problem. However he can't just rip your guts out, that would just make more of a problem. He tends to keep his distance unless you give him a specific task, once the task is over he's going back to keeping his distance though.

Dante

He is no help. Honestly he has no idea what to do. Normally the guys he's around only bleed when they are stabbed, but at least he knows how to dress a stab wound. This however, is out of his league. When this time starts he will assign a personal assistant to you to help. They have full permission to get you literally anything you need. Dante doesn't want to know about periods and assumes you don't want anyone to know about yours either, so your assistant is also sworn to secrecy.

Rei

No help in the beginning. I don't think he's been around many AFAB people so you are going to be his first reference point. After this happens a few times though he actually figures out the best ways to help you. He will learn what makes you feel better in terms of painkillers vs muscle relaxers, he learns if any foods make you feel worse and avoids them. Yeah he treats it like an experiment but as long as it helps in the long run he doesn't think it matters. Also he memorized all the early signs and is fully prepared for when it actually starts. I'm not sure how skilled he is with a scalpel (or if you can trust him with a scalpel) but he may offer to remove the problem if you want.

Eiden

I think he's the only one on this list who truly understands how much this week triggers your dysphoria. He will do anything he can help physically, but he is also extra protective of your masculinity during this time. He will literally fight anyone who misgenders you, and makes sure to give you lots of compliments. “Y’know most guys can't handle pain as well as you do. I've even seen knights cry at the sight of a paper cut haha!” He's very proud of you and will make sure you know just how manly you are.

Aster

Also kinda nasty so read at your own risk…. “Free meal”. He uh, gets pretty excited when it happens. He tells you stuff like “you look so handsome today~” and other masc compliments but it's all a ploy to get in your pants. Honestly he's more pushy than Morvay is when you're bleeding. It's just that the constant smell of your blood is impossible for him to ignore. He helps with pain management but is really only invested in the clean up.

Morvay

He heard an orgasm helps with cramps… this is the only thing he will do to help, but being a service bottom he does it so well. He will bring you food in bed, let you eat, make you cum till you can't see straight and pass you, rinse and repeat for a week. He gets so pouty if you leave because “doctor Morvay” just wants to make you feel better.

[bluegalaxygirl]

I love you (Zosan X reader)

Zoro X sanji X reader, polly relationship, established relationship, reader is GN.

Plot: the first time you say I love you.

Warning: swearing, Making out, FLUFF

It's been a few months since you three got together your all still getting used to things but Sanji has been wanting to say something for a while now. he wanted to say it on day one but knew it was too soon for you and Zoro to hear. Sanji made sure everyone ate early, so he could cook a romantic dinner for three. A white table cloth rose petals and freshly cleaned plates laid on the table, three candles on the end being the only light in the room except the kitchen where Sanji was putting the finishing touches on the food. You and Zoro entered the kitchen dressed in nice clothes since Sanji said you had no other chose. The sight before you two was beautiful, Kitchen and dinning room clean, light music playing in the back ground and table set out for three.

Sanji looked up at you two grabbing some wine glasses with one hand and a bottle of red whine in his other "You both look great." Sanji practically glides over to the table places the glasses down and pulling out a chair "Please sit" a small blush forms on your face looking up at Zoro who also seems to have a small blush on his cheeks. Zoro clears his throat before smiling "What's brought this on?" the swordsman asks walking over to the table and sitting in the seat Sanji pulled out for him. You follow watching Sanji pull out another chair for you on the other side of the table, sitting down Sanji starts filling up your glass with wine and then moving to Zoro's. "I just thought the three of us could have a date night of sorts" The cook responds seeming to try and think of an answer to Zoro's question now filling up his own wine glass and putting the cork back on the bottle before setting it down on the table. "Its called lovers Pasta, i hope you like it" the cook calls out moving back to the kitchen and lifting the lid off his pan on the stove, a beautiful smell fills the room, thyme and sage with a hint of peppermint.

Setting the three bowls on the table you realized why it was called lovers pasta, the pasta was in heart shapes beautifully cooked with vegetables and red sauce topped with a single thyme leaf. "It looks great Sanji" you smile not wanting to dig in due to the foods beauty. "Why thank you my love" Sanji finally sits at the head of the table watching both your reactions. "Did you make the pasta?" Zoro asks taking a piece of heart shaped pasta on his fork looking it over, "Yes i did. i tried fining some but their hard to find so i thought i would just make it myself" the cooks face lite up at both your comments glad that he made you both happy with his cooking. Both you and Zoro take a bite of food, the taste hit you like a bullet it was better than anything you have ever tasted in your life, its weird though, its like you can taste the love Sanji put into it. a hum of pleasure left yours and Zoro's mouths surprising each other with your reactions. "So I'm guessing that means you both like it." the cook asks braking you both out of trance "Its amazing" Zoro nods placing a hand on the cooks on top of the table "It really is Sanji, well done" you complement leaning over to place a kiss on the cooks cheek.

Sanji's heart could burst at this moment, the two of you loving his food, the romantic environment and loving looks form you two made it hard not to blurt out those three words, but he managed to hold back, for now at least. The three of you ate, drank, laughed and talked about your day. The three of you could be so open with each other, none of you judged but you would tease each other about things. With the food finished Sanji took the plates and put them in the sink getting something out the fridge and bringing over another bottle of wine. "And the piece la resistance" Sanji said with a flourish placing a plate down in the middle of the table revealing a large glass with lays of white and milk chocolate, cream and strawberries, around the plate were full strawberries that has been dipped in chocolate. "You know just how to spoil us" you comment looking down at the amazing desert in front of you. A chuckle caught your attention looking up at Zoro who had a long spoon in his hand "One spoon? i think i know where your going with this" Sanji seemed to blush, sort of glad he didn't have to explain anything. "Yea i.. i thought it would be nice" the cook fills your glasses up again with wine before sitting down, Zoro dug the spoon into the glass scooping out some chocolate, cream and a strawberry before turning the spoon to Sanji, the blush on Sanji's face got darker at this but leaned forward and places his lips over the spoon taking the food and pulling away "Taste good?" Zoro asks leaning his cheek on the back of his hand looking at the cook with love "Yes" Sanji swallows looking into Zoro's eyes. You reach over catching Sanji by surprise when you wipe your thumb over the corner of his lip, wiping away the chocolate that was left behind. Zoro and Sanji watch as you bring your thumb up to your lips and lick the chocolate off. "Your right it does taste good"

Zoro puts the spoon back in the glass taking out more chocolate and reaching over the table to feed you. You gladly take the food off the spoon closing your eyes and humming at how nice it is before feeling a tongue lick up the side of your lips, Zoro leans back in his chair with a smile licking his lips after getting the left over chocolate off your lips. Sanji couldn't look away, you two are so attractive and when you do stuff like that, it makes his heart flutter. "Thank you" you lean foreward taking a chocolate covered strawberry and leaning over the table to feed Zoro. The swordsman bites down on the strawberry close to your finger tips not breaking eye contact with you. The strawberry juice falling down his chin and into the hand you placed underneath to stop the table form getting messy. Once Zoro pulls away Sanji takes your hand and licks up the strawberry juice collected in your hand "Sanji... if you wanted some you should have just asked" you whisper putting down what's left of the strawberry on the plate and picking up another holding it out for your cook to eat. Sanji lets go of your hand and leans over to take a bite of the strawberry only taking half so no juice falls onto the table, you pull the strawberry away and eat the rest twisting it so all thats left is the stem.

"I love you" Sanji let out looking at you catching you off guard before turning to Zoro who also had a surprised look on his face "I love you too Zoro", Silence filled the room only the sound of the light music in the background, you were the first to stand walking closer to Sanji and placing your hands on his cheek leaning down to kiss him. your lips locked as his hands went to your hips his thumbs rubbing your sides, pulling away slowly you place your forehead against his looking into his eyes "I love you too Sanji" your words sparked joy in the cook's heart grabbing your thighs forcing you to sit on his lap and crashing his lips onto yours asking for entrance with his tongue running against your lower lip, you gladly excepted now feeling another pair of hand slide past your hips and land on Sanji's, Zoro's chest pressed up against your back as he reached over to place his lips on Sanji's neck kissing it all over, a moan left the cooks mouth entering into your before pulling away and looking at the two of you over him. Zoro lifts Sanji's chin up with his thumb and index finger leaning down to kiss the cook, their lips locking and moving together as Zoro's tongue made his way into Sanji's mouth, you move to the said a little letting Zoro get a better angle but his hand moved to your side stopping you form going anywhere. The swordsman pulls away a line of saliva still between his and Sanji's mouths "I love you Sanji" Zoro finally speaks before placing his lips on your neck breathing in your scent "I love you Y/N" you reached a hand up and ran your fingers threw his green hair getting him to pull away form your neck "I love you Zoro" you whispered placing your lips on his, his tongue shoving into your mouth both of you groaning your head tilting back to get a better angle on Zoro's lips.

Sanji leans forward kissing your neck his hand linking with Zoro's hand thats on your hip and his other hand rubbing Zoro's hip. You and the swordsman brake apart breathless but happy. Sanji leans back against his chair eyes full of love and a happy smile on his face "I love you both so much" he couldn't get enough of saying it or hearing it, it was like a dream come true, the two people he loved most in this world loved him back, and he hoped it would stay that way forever.

[blindmagdalena]

Hiii, Amy, how are you? Like really, how are you? I hope you're well.

I saw you reblogged this post and a fic about Homelander literally eating a supe!reader who has fast healing would be awesome! Imagine, she's not bulletproof, she can't fly, her thing is just really fast healing, like Wolverine. One night, she offers Homelander her fresh because she loves him so much that she wants him to literally consume her, would he accept, would he say no, what would he do?

girl. i cannot believe you inspired me to write straight up erotic cannibalism. (yes i can.)

dead dove! do not eat! smut and literal eroticized cannibalism under the cut. lite blasphemy? 18+.

It all begins with a bite.

Your hand in his hair, moaning in his ear. "Harder," you gasp, his teeth at your throat, teasing the delicate flesh there. He thinks you mean for him to fuck you harder, and he snaps his hips hard enough to rattle your teeth, but you shake your head.

"No, darling–bite me harder," you urge, legs locked tightly around his waist.

He obeys without a thought, sinking his teeth into the junction between your neck and shoulder. It doesn't matter how rough he is with you, it doesn't matter if he shatters you, your body mends by the time he draws back for the next thrust.

He likes the way the pain makes you moan, and he loves the way it makes your pussy clamp down on his cock. He's not convinced you even feel pain, not with how wet it makes you.

"Harder," you say again, yanking his hair roughly. "I want you to taste my blood."

Homelander is delirious with his own pleasure, so near to the cusp of release, he doesn't question it. His sharp teeth slide through your skin like butter, and the copper tang of your blood fills his mouth in an instant.

It makes you scream. He fucks you hard and fast through your orgasm, lapping up the blood from where you've already healed. If not for the familiar sweet taste of you, it would be like it was never yours.

You take him by the face and kiss him with more fervency than he's ever felt, licking your own blood from his teeth.

"Take more of me," you plead against his lips. "I love you. I love you so much. I want to give you everything." He doesn't understand what you mean. He has you. More than he's ever had anyone before you, more than he ever will.

So he thought.

“Bite me harder,” you keen, digging your nails into his back. You’re frail by superhuman standards, only a little stronger than a human, but your regenerative healing makes you practically indestructible. “I want you to fucking eat me.”

He moans outright when you drag your nails along his scalp.

Because you demand it, he does it again. He bites down, and both your hands cup the base of his skull as if you're nursing him against your body.

His lids flutter.

You feel incredible. You taste even better. Your touch has always made him salivate. His love for you has not been an end to his loneliness, it has become an extension of it.

When you're gone, it's as though the sun loses warmth. Color loses saturation. Food loses flavor. Where he once thought love, ever present in his heart, would reinvigorate the world, he has found this is only true when your hand is in his, when he is inside you, when the taste of you is raw on his tongue.

He must always keep you near. Without you, the world feels too much like a sterile white box beneath fluorescent lights.

"Eat," you whisper, quivering in his hold. "Feel me inside you."

Yes, he thinks. Stay with me.

Your body gives beneath the press of his teeth like it was made to. Blood carries bite-sized portions of you down his throat like the tide brings driftwood to the shore.

"That's it, baby," you moan, voice breathy. You sound as you do on the precipice of release, a swelling of need and incomprehensible pleasure. "I love you."

He believes you.

He tastes it in the spill of you down his throat, and in the white-hot clench of your body. The wet of your cunt, your blood, the saliva you swallow back.

You're hungry, too. You're left drooling as he feasts. He thrusts faster, lips pressed deep in your sinew.

To love is to devour.

To give.

He will give unto you as you have given unto him.

From the moment he met you, he was animal-like in his craving of you.

Perhaps this was always his natural trajectory. He has never known a love he did not choke down, swallow, tear apart at the seams.

You are the first capable of enduring him.

Every bite he takes of you replenishes itself in seconds. He can drag his tongue along his own teeth marks and feel your flesh push back against it, mending itself, born anew to be swallowed again.

This. This is what he has always needed. Too long have love and affection been a finite resource dangled at the end of the very stick they used to beat him. He bore this gnawing emptiness for so long, it grew teeth.

How did you know how to feed it?

He screws his eyes shut, keening into the bloodied crook of your neck.

"Let go," you whisper. "Let's fill each other." Your fingers are delicate in his hair. Your tenderness is relentless, worming deep into the rotted thing that drums in his breast. You dare his heart to beat for you, and suddenly he can't remember a time when it didn't.

"Come for me, baby."

Climax hits him so hard, he forgets how to breathe. He thinks he feels you shatter beneath him, but he can't be sure. You're whole again in seconds, your arms around his neck, your lips against his, your hearts beating against one another like caged birds as he pours himself into you in load after load after load after load.

You're both left panting. Sweat, blood, come and tears all salty and wet between your bodies.

He has taken your blood and your body into himself, and given you all he can in return.

Is this what they meant by holy communion?

He's convinced that it is.

This is the closest he has ever felt to heaven.

[tiedupinknottss]

tips tips tips

1. Drink one glass of water every hour. It will make you feel full.

2. Drink ice cold water. Your body will burn calories just getting the water to a normal temperature to digest. Also it is great for your complexion.

3. Drink 3 cups of green tea daily. It will help boost your metabolism, plus its antioxidants make your skin look great.

4. Take vitamins daily. Do not take vitamins on an empty stomach, otherwise they have nothing to catalyze with.

5. Eat ice or gum when hungry. This will make your body think it had food without the calories.

6. Do aerobics until you want to faint.

7. Eat spicy foods. They raise your metabolism.

8. Take cold showers because your body will burn calories to heat you back up.

9. DON’T take laxatives. They don’t help you to lose weight.

10. DON’T use diuretics. They only dehydrate you.

11. Brush your teeth constantly so you won’t be tempted to eat afterwards.

12. Wear a rubberband around your wrist. Snap it when you want to eat.

13. Clean something gross (toilet, litter box, boyfriend’s closet) when you want to eat. You will not want to eat after cleaning a litter box.

14. Keep your hair in good condition so no one will suspect anything.

15. Get a job so you’ll have to work through meal times.

16. Exercise twice the amount of calories eaten.

17. Use smaller plates and utensils so it seems like you ate more.

18. Chew eat bite of food thoroughly and then take a sip of water between bites. You will feel full quicker and will not eat as much.

19. Say you are going to eat at a friend’s house and instead go for a walk. You will be burning calories instead of taking them in.

20. Buy clothes that you can’t fit into and hang them wear you can see them. This will motivate you to lose weight to fit into them.

21. Sleep at least six hours a day. If you get less than six this can lower your metabolism by 15%.

22. If you start to feel hungry do situps or punch yourself in the stomach. You will not feel hungry anymore.

23. Pamper yourself! Give yourself a facial, paint your nails, anything to make you feel pretty.

24. Make yourself a snack, but instead of eating it throw it away. Leave the dirty dishes whereyour parents can find them. They will think you ate.

25. Prepare a list of excuses as to why you can’t eat – You’re sick, you’re a vegetarian, allergic, etc. You’d be amazed at how many good excuses there are.

26. Get out of your house! If you’re not sitting around then people can’t start shit with you about not eating.

27. Join a pro-ana group or start your own website. Anything that will keep you motivated.

28. Make an ANA scrapbook with pics of skinny models. Right down all the reasons you want to lose weight. Keep track of everything you eat. Look at it daily for thinsperation.

29. Keep good posture, burns 10% more calories when you sit up straight.

30. Instead of food, buy something else, a new shirt, flowers, jewelrey etc.

31. Make a list of all the “bad” foods that you crave and tend to binge on. Each day, pick one to take out of your diet that you absolutely, no matter what, cannot eat again. Take one off the list each day until there are no more bad foods you can have.

32. Avoid alcohol! A shot of liquor has 100-120 calories, a glass of wine has 80 calories, a lite beer has 110-120 calories, and a regular beer has 140-170 calories.

33. Never eat anything bigger than about a cup, your stomach will expand and then you’ll get hungry more.

34. Eat in front of a mirror naked. See how much you can eat then!

35. The smell of coffee is suppose to supress appetite.

36. Wear perfectly applied lip gloss. It makes you more aware of what’s going in your mouth. Also, flavored ones help with cravings.

37. Have 6 small meals a day. Take 2 apples, and split them so you can make 6 meals out of them. That way your body will be tricked into thinking it’s eating more.

38. Low calorie hot chocolate curbs chocolate cravings, and makes you feel full.

39. Take anti-heartburn pills if you’re really hungry. They nuetralize the acid that builds and makes you hungry.

40. Take a picture of yourself wearing a bathing suit or something equally revealing, look at it when you want to eat.

41. It takes 20 minutes for the brain to realize the stomach is full.

42. When you get hunger pains curl into a ball, it makes them go away.

43. If you’re a smoker and hungry, light up a cigarette. It curbs your appetite.

44. Eat lots of fiber. It makes you feel full and takes fat with it out of your body. The natural cleansing helps improve both your energy level and overall feeling of wellness.

45. Before you dig into that cake, bag of chips, candy, or whatever, take a deep breath and count to 100. Usually by the time you get to 100 you will have convinced yourself that you don’t really want it.

46. When you’re hungry chug 2 glasses (or how many you need) of straight water. It’ll make you so full and nauseous you will have completely lost your appetite.

47. Celery actually burns calories. Every hour eat a stalk of it. Not only will it fill you up, but it will also get your metabolism kickin’.

48. Weigh yourslef before and after every time you eat. Not only will it eliminate unnecessary eating, but it will make you want to eat less when you see the numbers creep up.

49. Read the nutritional information. Remember, fat-free does not mean calorie-free. Also keep an eye on fiber content. Get as much fiber into your diet as you can, while cutting fat and calories.

50. Don’t eat a lot at once. Spread your food throughout the day. This will help to avoid binging and keep your metabolism going.

51. If you like to drink alcohol, you’ll like this. Make a rule: You can only drink every time you lose 2lbs. So, if you lose 4lbs a week, you can drink Friday and Saturday night. However, if you only lose 2lbs a week, you only get to drink one night.

52. Do not eat in front of the computer or TV. This distracts you from recognizing you’re full.

53. Save the money you would have spent on that meal in a jar. Save it in a bottle instead and watch it grow.

54. Stay away from Slim-fast and other so-called “healthy” candy bars and shakes… one look at the nutition facts will tell you why. With all the carbs and excess calories you may as well go eat a freakin pie or something. Not to mention the rediculous prices… save yourself the money, and the calories.

55. Instead of buying food, buy yourself flowers. Food is depressing, but flowers make you happy.

56. When having cravings drink a couple glasses of water with slices of lemons and count to 100 and it should go away.

57. Eating 100 cals 4 times a day is better than eating a 400 cal meal.

58. An occasional binge doesn’t hurt, in fact it’s quite beneficial if you have reached a plateau (stopped losing weight). Your body will think you have stopped starving yourself, and you will drop at least a pound overnight! Just don’t binge too regularly!

59. Someone told me that if you take a pure cold bath for 15-30 min and lower your body temp, your body burns around 200 cals for every degree it has to raise itself to reach a normal body temperture. This person tried it, a 30 min bath lowered their temp about 3-4 degrees

[4cub1]

✦. Boyfie

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ᴴᵉᵃᵈᶜᵃⁿᵒⁿ/ˢᶜᵉⁿᵃʳⁱᵒ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᴰᵃᵇⁱ ⁱˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇᵒʸᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈ

Masterlist

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✧ Boyfriend Dabi who probably be the most driest person to ever exist, he would only see you as a source to kill time when he is bored.

✧ Boyfriend Dabi is a virgin, who at first is very awkward with everything and needs any type of guidance to continue.

✧ Boyfriend Dabi wouldn't care if you try to open up with. You told him about your day or that one annoying friend or classmate. "Hmm that's great" is all that could come out of him since he isn't even paying attention.

✧ Boyfriend Dabi dosent ever open up to you about his feelings or family since he feels like if he did, he would look weak.

✧ Boyfriend Dabi that isn't even romantic at the all, all celebrations look one sided since its only you who is trying to put effort in.

✧ Boyfriend Dabi who would blow smoke from his lite on your face if he knows you don't like it.

✧ Boyfriend Dabi who likes to start fights because he thinks your angry face is attractive.

✧ Boyfriend Dabi who will purposely get you mad during sex to get you all riled up and frustrated.

✧ Boyfriend Dabi who will never get jealous because he was already used to people coming and going so he was ready to lose you.

✧ Boyfriend Dabi who like all your red flags and gets turned on by them.

✧ Boyfriend Dabi who hates hugging for too long because he isn't familiar with such kind of affection.

✧ Boyfriend Dabi who would eat your food without permission or if you had offered some he would take a huge bite finishing almost half or more.

✧ Boyfriend Dabi who would take side glances at you when he knows your grinning from ear to ear like some idiot after looking at something cool he did.

✧ Boyfriend Dabi who would let you have some of your stuff in his room in the LoV base.

✧ Boyfriend Dabi who likes looking at the cute plushies or matching key chains you probably won in a gacha game.

✧ Boyfriend Dabi who knows he will forever remember you because of the way you smiled at him so warmly the first time you both met.

[toasttt11]

finally

May 22, 2024

Connie walked through the arena in Prague, having got into Prague late last night after the game against Czech.

She was in Czech for the last few weeks playing in Worlds and now was in Prague for the elimination games and she now is in the same place as team USA, meaning she is near Alex.

Connie walked through the arena to the ice seeing team USA still on the ice practicing.

She leaned on the boards seeing the team rapping up their practice and the players starting to get off the ice.

She smiled seeing Seth, Seth grinned waving at his teamate, “Vla there’s someone here for you!” Seth cheekily called out.

Alex grinned hearing Seth knowing exactly who is here for him, Connie.

Alex hurried off the ice ignoring the questioning looks from his teammates and his whole face lite up with a beaming smile seeing Connie waiting for him. She got even more beautiful.

“Bubbles!” Alex happily called out, he hasn’t seen her in over a month now since the season ended.

“Lex.” Connie grinned as Alex quickly walked over to and pulling her into a tight hug spinning her around making Connie grip onto him and chuckle.

“I’ve missed you.” Alex breathed out holding her tightly, he pressed a gentle kiss to the side of her head.

“I missed you too.” Connie softly whispered back letting out a happy sigh being back in Alex’s warm embrace.

“Let me go take a quick shower and we can go.” Alex told her once he reluctantly pulled back from their hug. They had planned to get some lunch together and explore prague together as they both had the rest of the day free.

Connie nodded letting him walk into the locker room and pulled out her phone as she waited for him.

Alex hurried into the locker room quickly taking off his uniform and heading into the showers, Alex quickly took a shower and hoped out getting dressed.

Alex grabbed his phone and hurried out of the locker room seeing Connie waiting for him.

“Ready to go?” Alex asked as he rested his hand on her lower back, Connie turned her phone slipped her phone back into her pocket nodding at him.

Alex and Connie walked out of the hockey arena and Alex guided them to the restaurant he booked for them.

They rambled to each other the entire time as they walked, catching up on everything they might of missed.

Alex opened the door of the restaurant letting Connie walk in first, “For Vlasic.” Alex told the front receptionist making them nod and lead them through the restaurant.

Connie’s eyes widen as they were brought to a private balcony that faced the water and only one table on the balcony.

Connie whipped her head towards Alex shocked, Alex grinned glad that she liked it and pulled out her chair for Connie to sit down.

“This is a lot.” Connie mumbled looking around in awe, she is still getting use to the lifestyle of an NHL player and forgets she can have private dinner whenever she wants.

“It’s for you.” Alex nonchalantly shrugged, there isn’t anything he wouldn’t do for Connie.

Connie blushed from his words and brought her menu up to cover her face, Alex let out a fond chuckle seeing her hide her face but let her be and looked at his own menu.

Connie and Alex ordered their food and continued to talk about what they have missed from each other’s life’s.

Connie shook her head fondly seeing Alex ordering a dessert the second the waiter grabbed their empty lunch plates.

“What!” Alex held up his hands in defense seeing her shaking her head, “It’s my cheat meal.” Alex smirked at her.

Connie just fondly rolled her eyes knowing more often than not when Alex has something that is not on his meal plan it is with her and he always gets her to eat some with him.

Alex hummed happily as he took a bite of his warm brownie covered with vanilla bean ice cream and caramel, he scooped another bite onto the spoon and held the spoon across the table to Connie giving her a look.

Connie smiled shaking her head but leaned toward gently taking the bite off the soon and she hummed having to admit it was quite good and she knew Alex heard her please hum as he was grinning smugly at her.

Alex shared the rest of it with Connie until they had both finished every last bite.

Alex waved for the check and he quickly grabbed the check before Connie could giving her a stern glance when she tried to.

“I’m paying.” Alex sternly told her, as it was his idea for lunch and he invited her. Connie reluctantly put her hand down knowing how stubborn Alex can be.

Alex paid the check and got out of his chair holding out his hand for Connie, Connie took his hand standing up as there hands dropped once they started walking out of the restaurant with Alex’s hand resting on her lower back.

Alex and Connie walked down the cobblestone roads in Prague, they explored for a good while, going into shops buying little souvenirs, looking at all of the old architectural buildings.

Connie bit her lip feeling their hands brush against each other as they were walking and took a deep breath before grabbing onto Alex’s hand and intertwining their hands together.

Alex grinned and squeezed her hand in response. They continue their walking.

Alex noticed a little look out spot towards the water that had a bench facing the water, he started walking that way pulling Connie with him. Connie furrowed her brows confused where they were going but let Alex pull her to the bench and sat down next to him.

“It’s beautiful.” Connie said as she looked at the view of the water from the bench.

Alex barely even looked at the water to focused on her, “It is beautiful.” Alex agreed staring at her as he admired her.

Connie turned her head to him and felt her breath hitch as she realized he was staring at her not the water, “What?” Connie mumbled looking shocked.

When Connie admitted to herself that she has feelings for Alex she accepted the fact Alex would never see her anything more than a teamate or friend but his words confused her.

Alex took a deep breath, he’s been waiting to tell her how he feels for her since January and he couldn’t think of a better time to tell her.

“You are beautiful Connie Bedard.” Alex softly mumbled to her and he brought his hand towards her face and gently traced her cheek bone before tucking her hair behind her ear.

“You think so?” Connie asked looking at him shocked but leaned into his gentle touch.

“I’ve always thought so.” Alex reassured her, he felt hopefully as she hasn’t pushed him away yet so she might have some feelings for him.

“I’ve been falling for you the second you smiled at me for the first time.” Alex admitted letting out a small chuckle for how whipped he has been since they met but he took a while to admit that to himself.

Connie’s eyes widen, she still looked so shocked.

Alex just smiled softly giving her a few moments to collect her self, he gently caressed her cheek as she continued to stare at him with wide shocked eyes.

“You like me?!?” Connie exclaimed after a few moments sounding so confused why Alex would like her.

Alex softly scoffed looking at her seriously, “How could i not.”

Connie soften seeing the sincerity in Alex and while she didn’t see how he likes her she understood he is telling the truth, “Oh.”

“And do you feel something for me?” Alex spoke up looking nervous.

Connie blinked looking at him incredulously, “Of course i do.” Connie mumbled, it was hard to not fall for Alex.

Alex perked up his face beaming as he realized the girl he has been falling in love with feels the same, “Really?” Alex questioned in happy disbelief.

Connie smiled softly seeing his reaction realizing he does truly care for her, romantically.

“Yes.” Connie nodded with a small smile.

Alex beamed even brighter as he still held her face in his hands, “Than would it be okay if i kissed you?” Alex asked hopefully.

Connie nodded making Alex lean closer to her making their lips softly touch one another.

Connie’s eyes fluttered as they pulled apart from one another and she knew her cheeks were bright red but she didn’t care.

“And would it be okay if the next time i kissed you, i was kissing my girlfriend?” Alex cheekily asked her making her laugh.

“Yes it would be okay.” Connie responded running her hand tentatively across his hair and leaning closer to press her lips back to her now boyfriend.

[perfectlyripeclementine]

idk why i thought of this today but something that basically dissolved various identity crises for me is to think about sex & gender as things i do rather than things i am.

this is why the only label that feels comfortable to me really is queer. it’s really broad. it could mean anything.

i find other labels kinda break down if i look at them too closely. woman? like sure, in that i experience the pay gap, but also not really. trans? sure, in that i’m not cis, but i also don’t rly feel like i’m transitioning. lesbian? sure, i feel like i partake in lesbian culture and i’ve not been dating cis men for a while. but i do occasionally feel attracted to them. bisexual? sure, but a lot of people (both in & outside of the queer community) hear that and they think it means like, queer lite, easy mode. all of these definitions vary and i totally understand why it can be super affirming to find a label that fits right but ultimately, for me, trying to find a Definition for my Identity(tm) always ends up going down these super semantic wormholes that honestly … don’t feel super important.

what’s more useful to me than having a Certified Gender(tm) is finding what makes me feel gender. in no particular order, a list of things that feel absolutely gender: velvet, in general, and especially on a blazer; layered necklaces; a particular ring; short skorts; when someone bites into food i’ve cooked and they enjoy it; writing in a notebook i’ve almost finished.

it is a lot easier to define myself by things i do (or wear or choose) than to try and articulate some sort of innate authentic self.

it also kind of nixes a lot insecurity from often hearing the wrong name or pronouns. like … you can she/her me all you want but the strap felt pretty real when my partner was coming on it the other night. 🤷

so yeah. idk who needs to hear this but you Do Not Need labels if the process of finding one is spinning you in circles. you can just like, live here & vibe.

[almondmilkenjoyer]

Food log 8/31/24💕

Breakfast: 1 large banana(121), asiago bread(80) with lite turkey breast(50), coffee with almondmilk(10)

Lunch: taco lettuce wraps(150), diet snapple peach tea(10)

Dinner: almondmilk coffee with sugar free syrup(35), auntie annes pretzel bites(420)

Total: 877

It was definitely a struggle to stay on track today because i went to the mall but im so proud of myself!! Also got over 10,000 steps AND did my 20 minute workout :3

[celestiall0tus]

Court of Miracles - Chapter 14 - Emergency

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            Luka groaned as he moved. He raised his hand to his head as he opened his eyes. He gasped as he saw the black and purple hair that covered his forearms. Panic set in as he looked down at his legs to see a pair of black goat legs like a satyr. A gasp escaped him as he made a goat bleat. He covered his mouth and felt the beard scruff now on him.

            “Oh, thank goodness. You’re awake,” Marc said.

            Luka looked over as Marc knelt beside him. He tilted his head as Marc reached out and hesitated to touch him several times.

            “Is everything ok, Marc?” Luka asked.

            Marc’s face flushed. “Huh? Oh. Oh! Y-yeah. Just… trying to be respectful.”

            “Respectful? What do you mean?”

            “Uh, well, you see… you… I just… I can show you. Uh, do you… do you need help standing?”

            “Please.”

            Marc held a shaky hand out for Luka, who took it. Luka staggered up to his feet. He took an awkward half-step and tripped. He collided with Marc and sent them both to the floor. He gasped and pushed himself up as he looked down at Marc’s red face. He opened his mouth when a sensation washed over him. It was sweet, yearning, and tantalizing. It awoken a strange hunger that wasn’t there before. A hunger that demanded he gorge himself on this feeling.

            Luka looked down at Marc with lited eyes. He reached a hand up to Marc’s chin when Marc’s eyes widened, and he scrambled out from under Luka.

            “Gotta go! Meeting. Here. Mirror wall!” Marc blurted.

            Luka lingered a moment longer after the door slammed and Marc left. The sensation waned, but the hunger remained. He knotted his brows as he looked up at the wall Marc warped. His eyes widened seeing the chiseled, muscular body he sported instead of the lanky one. Hair covered his neck, part of his shoulders, and down a small length of his torso before it petered out. His long hair was cut short to a shaggy mess that sported a pair of ram horns with a pair of red amber eyes in the mess of it all.

            “Look who’s finally awake,” Ziggy said.

            Luka startled as Ziggy materialized. His eyes widened seeing her dressed in a black halter crop top with a large boob window, skin tight black pants, and thigh-high black boots. She leaned against Marc’s desk as she tossed an apple about.

            “Ziggy? Shouldn’t you be with Jagged?” Luka asked.

            “Not anymore. My place is with the shifter and newest heir,” Ziggy announced.

            “Heir?”

            “Right-o. You’re the goat heir now. Velze’s word, Luka.”

            “What about the snakes?”

            “Ten guesses who Velze named.”

            Luka’s eyes widened as they sparked with hope. “So, what now?”

            “Now your little cicada is going to announce you to the whole court, Jagged joins the Elders, and you’re stuck with me.”

            “That’s… not so bad. Could you help me, please?”

            Ziggy nodded and helped Luka up. She showed him how to walk as a satyr and helped him along until he got the gist of it.

            “So, how’s it feel to be one of us?” Ziggy asked.

            “It’s… different. Uh, would that happen to be one of your apples, Ziggy?”

            “Why, yes. You hungry?”

            Luka nodded. Ziggy tossed him the apple and he took a large bite out of it. She watched him devour the apple and the puzzled look when he was still hungry.

            “You seem confused. Still hungry?”

            “Yeah. Are you sure it was one of your apples? I had your food before. Horribly tempting, but also filling.”

            “You saying the apple wasn’t tempting?”

            “No. It still was, but I’m still hungry. When I’ve had your food before, I felt full after just one bite, but not this time.”

            “Consider it the first of many changes, Luka. We’ll cover them shortly, but we need to get you ready to be presented as the goat heir. Let me just.”

            Ziggy trailed off as she snapped her fingers. Luka turned human with the new muscular body, shaggy black and purple hair, red amber eyes, and ram horns. He looked at himself in the mirror in his old snake-themed clothes. She stepped into the mirror and curled her lips.

            “Oh, that won’t do. What is this?”

            “What’s wrong with it?”

            “Let’s see, the snake details, its far too modest for that of revelry, especially a shifter. Nope, we do this first.”

            “I don’t think-,” Luka started.

            “Hush! You are to be presented as my heir. You must look the part, Luka. Now, relax, and allow me to work my magic.”

~~

            Adrienne took her seat in the council room with the rest of the heirs. She drummed her fingers against the table while the other heirs chattered amongst each other. She scanned the room for any sign of Luka or Sass but didn’t see either. She bristled when she saw Anarka stand at the end of the table near Jagged.

            “What is she even doing here?” Adrienne hissed.

            “Well, this is a decision in terms of the snake heir, right? She would need to know if she’s joining the Elders,” Mylene whispered.

            Adrienne’s breath caught. She had forgot that it wasn’t fully officialized that Luka was the snake heir or that Anarka was to join the Elders. Was this more than just Juleka’s behavior? If it was, then where was Luka? Where was Juleka? She frantically looked around again when Marc took his seat.

            “Greetings, everyone. Uh, I have… lots of news. Uh, I just… I don’t know where to start,” Marc stammered.

            Felix rolled his eyes. “We’ve talked about this Marc. Just say it.”

            Marinette lightly swatted Felix’s shoulder. “Leave the poor thing be. Can’t you see he’s under a lot of pressure right now. It almost makes me wonder what happened.”

            Marc tensed up at Marinette’s knowing, mischievous look. “R-right. Well, we have a… we have a lot of news. Uh, first, and to get it out of the way. Velze declares that Juleka will not be punished. He also declares that the idea of weaving traditional customs with new ones that Psyche and Ondine pushed is allowed so long as the new customs reflect what is being celebrated.”

            Murmurs of approval passed through the court while Ondine frantically waved her hand around.

            “Yes, Ondine?” Marc asked.

            “Can I help with some of the new customs, pretty please?”

            “Y-yes. I would suggest you work with Juleka on that.”

            Ondine grinned and bounced. “Oh, I will. I can’t wait.”

            “Which, speaking of Juleka, where is she?” Marc asked.

            “Still in the greenhouse, locked away where she belongs,” Anarka blurted.

            Marc gave a nervous chuckle. “R-right. Uh, well, we’ll just make sure the news gets back to her. But! There’s been another decision made.”

            “What decision?” Felix demanded.

            Marc took a deep breath and forced a smile. “Juleka has been named the snake heir by Velze himself.”

            The court erupted into chatter while Anarka’s face fell.

            “What do you mean she’s been named the heir? What about Luka?” Anarka demanded.

            “A-about that. You see-,”

            Marc was cut off when Ziggy materialized in the center of the table.

            “Ziggy? Where’ve you been?” Jagged asked.

            “I’ve been preparing something special, and I want to be the first to invite you all to a special party tonight. In honor of a special pair of someones that are worth celebrating!” Ziggy announced.

            “Hell yeah! Who are these people?” Jagged cheered.

            “Our lovely snake heir, Juleka, and, presenting my newest heir declared by Velze himself, Luka Stone!” Ziggy cheered as she pointed towards Marc.

            The court gasped as they turned to look where Ziggy pointed. Luka stood between Marc and Nathaniel. Adrienne’s jaw dropped as she took in Luka’s new appearance. He was a whole head shorter than he was before and his beautiful long black and turquoise hair gone for a rough, glorious mess of black and purple with ram horns tangled in there. His simple snake clothes traded out for a black studded cropped leather jacket, his chiseled, muscular chest bare except for a set of black studded harness straps that hugged his breasts, a pair of belts crisscrossed over his hip, black pants, and knee-high biker boots with purple laces.

            Adrienne gawked at Luka’s new form as she fought with her own feelings. She had loved the Luka that was a snake. The tall, lanky, awkward man with the long hair he cared poorly for. This Luka that was smaller, toned, and sexualized felt alien to her. She was still drawn to him, but she wasn’t sure if it was because it was her Luka, or because of some other reason. Her mind raced with questions until she moved to stand but was grabbed by Wayhem. She gasped as he yanked down on her arm.

            “You’re not going to him, are you?” Wayhem hissed.

            Fear tore through Adrienne. “I-!”

            Adrienne was cut off by Jagged’s whooping and hollering. She chanced a glance as Jagged ran up and hugged Ziggy and Luka.

            “This is amazing! Look, Penny, I have an heir! We don’t have to worry about fucking to get me an heir.”

            Luka cringed at the thought while Penny’s shoulders dropped but she forced a smile.

            “B-but, Jagged, sweetie, what about an heir for me?” Penny pressed.

            “Ah, I’m sure you’ll figure it out. I’m sure there’s someone who likes that fat ass of yours. If not, maybe you’ll get lucky and Velze will just name a new heir. Sure, it’d be Lowborn, but that’s standard now, right?”

            “Jagged, that’s-,” Luka started.

            “Ah, this isn’t about her or me, it’s about you! And Juleka too, but she’s not here. And tonight we’re going to celebrate! And you’ll all invited!” Jagged declared.

            “Oh, Jagged, one more thing. Luka’s a shifter just like Juleka,” Ziggy commented.

            “He’s what?” Felix demanded.

            “He’s shifter?” Marinette asked.

            “Prove it!” Wayhem ordered.

            Ziggy shot Wayhem the side eye while Luka looked at him and Adrienne. His eyes never left Adrienne as Ziggy used her powers to shift him into satyr form. Adrienne’s eyes widened seeing his satyr form. She glanced over him but found herself on his eyes full of despair and were pleading. Guilt gnawed at her as she broke free of Wayhem, ran up to Luka, and threw her arms around him as Ziggy reverted his form.

            “Is it really still you? Are you still the Luka I know?” Adrienne begged.

            “Why would I change just because I’m a goat instead of a snake?” Luka asked.

            “I just… you’re so… different. I just-,” Adrienne started.

            “Oh, please. You must just be foaming at the mouth over all this, Adrien. What would you want more than a more attractive toy to play with?” Felix mocked.

            “How dare you! I-!” Adrienne attempted.

            “I agree with Felix. We all know better, Adrienne. You don’t love anyone in this court. We’re all just your playthings. This false concern you share for Luka is sweet, but you aren’t fooling anyone. Especially me,” Wayhem added.

            “I-,” Adrienne said.

            Jagged pulled Luka away from Adrienne and glared at her. “I have to also agree. I didn’t care too much when he was a snake because snakes, but he’s a goat now. We can’t be held back by one creature, and that’s all you’ve done. Well, that arrangement ends now.”

            Luka sneered, grabbed Jagged, and threw him against the wall. The court gasped while Luka scooped Adrienne up in his arms. Everyone gawked while he glared at everyone with dark, dark eyes.

            “Enough! All of you! Do you fucking hear yourselves? Do any of you have any right to fucking judge Adrienne or myself when none of you are any better? Do you all seriously want to air all your dirty laundry that I’ve had to listen to as a lowly little snake therapist?”

            Silence.

            “I didn’t fucking think so. Then let’s get one thing fucking straight. Adrienne is my partner. I love them more than anything and I’m fucking sick of you calling me their toy, their prize hoe, and whatever else. They are my partner, and I love them! If you cannot or won’t respect that, then fuck around and find out fuckers!”

            Silence.

            Luka snorted and left with Adrienne in his arms. Adrienne curled up in his arms and nuzzled her head in the nape of his neck. He carried her back to her residence in the peacock district to their room. He set her down on the chaise and knelt in front of her.

            “Are you ok?” Luka asked.

            “You… you stood up to the entire court. I… I never thought you would do that. Not that I’m complaining or upset with before, but I never thought I’d see it.”

            Luka chuckled and looked at the floor. “I didn’t expect it either. I just… I got angry. I’ve been angry before, but not like this. It was all-consuming and hard to contain. I tried to maintain some composure, but seeing you in pain hurt me all the more. I couldn’t keep up appearances at that moment. I had to let it out. I’m sorry.”

            Adrienne slid from the chaise into Luka’s arms. “Don’t apologize. I… I’m still shaken by it and worried how it’ll come back to me. I mean, you know how my parents are and… and the Elders, but I’m just glad not to hear any more of that today.”

            Luka looked up at Adrienne with the same dark, dark eyes that were now full of sorrow and regret, but something Adrienne wasn’t familiar with.

            “Luka, are you ok?”

            “Huh? Oh, just… just tired, I guess. This whole everything has been… draining.”

            “Luka, why did you do it? Why did you change like this? And why didn’t you tell me first?”

            “I… I’m sorry. I just… I felt awful. I felt useless. I felt powerless. Anarka wanted me to stay as the snake heir, but I knew I wasn’t suited to be the snake heir. It didn’t fully hit until I ran into Ondine and spoke with her. Well, I talked, and she listened. Hearing my own words and considering her questions, I saw the truth of it. Then I looked into the waters of the swans and saw my soul was a goat, not a snake. That’s when she told me about Velze changing hybrids like me to be the other half of their blood. I just figured it was the best for the snakes, Juleka, but most of all… myself.”

            “Oh. Well, I can’t fault you for that, but it is… difficult. I admit, I’m worried you’ve changed from the Luka I fell in love with, and I’m scared. I love you and I don’t want to lose you.”

            Luka held Adrienne close. “My darling peacock, my beautiful, handsomest creature, I could become a different person to the world, to those that never mattered, but I will always be the Luka you fell in love with. The man whose heart will always belong to you and you alone.”

            Tears welled in Adrienne’s eyes. “Even… even as others will pursue you and fight over you now as a goat? To seek out your companionship? Even then?”

            Luka smiled softly. “Adrienne, have you forgotten already? We promised each other that our bodies could be shared, but our hearts would always belong to just us. That didn’t change then, and it won’t change now. Even if the entire court wants a little slice of me, you’ll always have the whole cake.”

            Adrienne giggled and then smirked. “Perhaps I could get a little sample?”

            Luka grinned and kissed Adrienne. A delightful shock passed through her as she melted against Luka. He pulled back as she moved closer for another kiss but stopped as their lips grazed each other’s. She locked eyes with him and saw a spark of light and a hunger she was familiar with.

            “Would you like another sample, or the whole cake?” Luka teased.

            Adrienne grinned. “You delightful tease. I’ll take the whole cake, but don’t forget the extra frosting.”

            Luka snorted and laughed before he kissed Adrienne.

            Adrienne smiled and sighed. She held Luka closer with each kiss. Pleasure flooded her as he explored further, and her worries seemed miles away. Bliss warmed her as she happily surrendered herself.

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[el3ctric-trag3dy]

Some of my personal rules: trying to quit bingeing...

I mainly fast for 18-20 hours a day, but after work I tend to bindge 😭

I try to keep my c4ls at under 1000 a day max, ideally around 500 c4l.

Alone:

-Skip breakfast-

-if you have to eat-

-wait till 3pm

-protien shake

-salad as much as you want with lite dressing

-only serve yourself enough for 6 bites of each thing

- tea and dark chocolate to curb cravings

-no gluten

-no dairy

With family:

-drink water before and after meal

-never finish anything, period.

-eat the protiens first

-veggies second

-eat starch and carb heavy last

- go for a 15 min walk with dog after dinner

Out to eat:

-order healthiest thing on menu

-never get dessert

-no alcohol

-water or kombucha

-only one glass of soda

At work:

- salad

-low fat milk

- only one dessert a day

- only 6 bites of each food

- no juice

-10 min walk around bloc during lunch break.

-never finish ANYTHING other than drinks.

[dogtoling]

Would the culinary culture in Splatoon be different if they can only eat chunks of food? (I keep thinking of all the sensations/experiences that come from chewing food)

yes. well, clearly in splatoon it's not, but we already know the inklings are canonically just Human Lite despite not having teeth to chew food like we do, which would render a lot of foods TERRIBLE to eat even if you believe they do not have a radula. even if they JUST had their beak and a soft, flat tongue, they don't have anything in their mouth to grind food into paste... which, if you recall, is how we process like all food (unless you're REALLY excited about the meal, or lack teeth, or have a toothache. in the case of the latter, im sorry man)

Generally cephalopods are carnivorous, so stuff like rice and pasta or even bread aren't things that they would've come to eat naturally. The same goes for vegetables, which even the first game implies are a new thing in Inkopolis or squid culture (although it's unclear if this is even true or if it's a joke or exaggeration, this has never been expanded on). My headcanon is that these vegetable-based foods only recently became popular among Inklings due to influence from other cultures, namely species that are herbivorous. So as more mixed-species societies popped up, different foods that were fairly alien to other species also did, and eventually may have snaked their way into those species' diets if they were well-enough liked.

Generally I think Inklings' own culinary cultures would pretty much exclusively include meat (seafood), with the exception of fruit, which Inklings enjoy for their flavor, color and water content. But I think Inklings would be pretty simple with their cooking, meaning there's probably rarely much seasoning or even a side of any kind given those are mostly vegetable-based things - save for recent decades of course. Traditional inkfish food is probably finger food, grilled, deep-fried, or even raw. Small fried fish and fried shrimp are ever-popular, and utensils are really a fancier, newer thing. I like drawing inklings with suckers on their fingers, which also means that finger food would be the most natural way to eat something for them given that they can taste what they're about to eat before it's even in their mouth (which, among other things, is a very easy way to check if something is edible at all before it's in your body. Or if it's spicy).

Generally I think Inklings enjoy crunchy or crispy and fried food, which is typically meat or at least includes meat (usually that of crustaceans), and finger food is preferred for its simplicity and natural feel. The Crusty Seanwiches and Schwaffles are a very good example of the kind of food that is popular with Inklings, which also seek out the high calorie content because MY GOD, the energy consumption of even just one turf war has to be ridiculous. So as a whole i'd say they prefer food that is easy to eat by hand, rather than stuff that is so mushy you can't bite it at all or grab it... sauces are on thin fucking ice unless they are for dipping in.

When it comes to Octarians, I like to think their culinary culture is different from that of the surface, largely because of their wasteland surroundings unfit for farming much of anything even if they wanted to, and isolation from the rest of the world. Instead of the squids who like to fry and grill things, Octarians probably have more raw, pickled, dried and salted foods - these are foods that are easy to make and very easy to store for long periods of time, which is crucial when your society doesn't have all the food in the world to pass around as a given. They might have kelp as a side dish or an addition in soup every now and then, but most of their food is definitely some form of meat. Vegetables are mostly absent from Octarian cuisine due to not really being nutritionally helpful to octarians, like almost at all. Surprisingly, in spite of this, wasabi is a really big thing and is used as a spice similar to how we use like, salt and pepper. They'd have salt and uh... wasabi powder.

[aching-tummies]

RP-Scenario: Bedtime Hunger

I went to bed with a hungry tummy last night. It didn't start growling until my head hit the pillow. Unfortunately, it was passed 2AM and I have to be up at 8 to get ready for work. I'm writing this now because I was rudely awoken by some intense hunger pangs around 6AM...so...yeah...have this.

Write me a continuation, RP-Ask or RP-Lite. What would you do in this scenario? Hunger-fiends welcome. I was leaning more toward keeping it empty in this scenario--but...yeah...surprise me. Inspire me. Let's see what you've got!

Quietly, I stagger into our dark bedroom. You're already in-bed--asleep, from the looks of it. I drew closing shift tonight and transit has left a lot to be desired. I opted to brush my teeth and such in the bathroom furthest from our shared bedroom to avoid waking you.

I wasn't supposed to work closing tonight. I was opener and it was supposed to be a shorter shift. Apparently, the two other people that were scheduled at the food-job today chose to not show up for whatever reason. I didn't find out until 40 minutes after my scheduled end-of-shift. It's a food job--the posted schedule is just a guideline; you don't end your shift until someone comes to relieve you (unless you're closer). Boss begged me to stay until they could sort out who would be closing. I watched the clock, serving the massive influx of customers that started 10 minutes after my scheduled end-of-shift. 40 minutes after my scheduled home-time, I finally texted to ask what was up. No closer. Boss had claimed to have called every person on our staff roster and literally nobody would come in to close. Boss begged me to remain, to close up shop. I was ready to say 'no', but more customers were coming in and I was literally the only staff member in the store from open to close. It was either serve 'em, or boycott my shift and be fired.

Our hours of operation today were 8AM-10PM...meaning I started my shift at 7:30AM and was supposed to clock out by 10:30PM at the absolute latest. Yeah...clearly that didn't work out. Another bogus policy here: if you leave stuff undone for tomorrow (i.e. dishes, or leave the prep undone) you get written up...and with enough write ups, you're fired and/or have your hours cut. Higher ups don't care about the circumstances--"not done is not done", they'll tell you as they write you up and call you a "problematic" employee on their employee files. Yes...it's a craptacular job...but customers are pretty generous with their tips and free/discounted food is a win in these times.

Speaking of 'food'...I didn't have any today. There was not a single moment where I could break for lunch because I was the only staff in the shop all day and customers decided to come in waves. I'd clear one wave and have barely enough time to wipe down the serving area before a new set of 3-5 customers would stroll in. I was stressed out and constantly busy...so I guess I ignored the clenching and rumbles from my tummy all day. It's shocking what stress will do to you.

I'm definitely feeling it now...but it's late, I'm already in bed, and I don't want to be on my feet a second longer. If I get up to hunt down something to cram into my neglected tummy, you'll no doubt wake up and be pretty crabby.

As I settle under the covers, I feel a tightening in my core. Crap. I curl around the growing ache, turning away from you and mentally pleading with my guts.

*Please--not now. Stomach--not now. I have to be up in 4 hours. I'll put something in you in 5 hours. Please...please don't do this*

Of course, when has my stomach ever listened to my pleas? A wet, burbly rumble breaks the silence of our otherwise-quiet bedroom. It's deep, it's long, and it comes with a sharp, pinching ache that makes me moan. I bite my pillow to stiffle the noises as I feel my stomach walls grinding against each other--desperately searching for anything to digest. Honestly, I can count on the fingers of one hand how many sips of water I managed to sneak while at work.

So lost in the agony ripping through my belly, I don't notice a shift in the bed as you stir. You heard the desperate, pitiful howl of my bowels. Best. Wake-up. Ever. You only wish you had been closer to the source of that lovely sound and that you had been awake to hear it from the beginning.

My stomach continues to snarl at me after the big rumble. Smaller ones now. It's almost like all the stress of work caused my stomach to stockpile hunger--to save it for a moment when I could finally relax to unleash all the hell of 15+ hours of starvation on me all at once. They may be shorter and somewhat quieter than the initial one...but the angry squirming of my organs is no less painful.

I feel something slide over my belly, nudging my arms away from being pressed tightly over my tum.

"Aww...does someone have an upset tummy? Lemme..." You whisper, still partially in dream-land.

The added touch enhances the sensations in my gut. Tears prickle my lashes as I feel the gnawing pains get turned up to 11.

"Uuunnnh....s-sorry..." I mutter between whimpers and moans. "Nnngh...h-hungry...'m so hungry...it hurts! Ugh...m-my tummy really, really hurts..."

Sliding closer, you lay your hand over my stomach, feeling it rumbling beneath your palm. You trace the feeling of spasming intestines, following the direction of my digestive tract to apply a firm pressure over everything, starting at a random spot in my intestines, travelling down, then following it back up. Your massage spreads the hunger pangs across more of my guts, dispersing the cramping ache across a wider region of my guts and quelling the ache somewhat. Like taking a big ball of pain and spreading it out so that it covers a larger area, but registers as less painful overall? After a few minutes of this you finally rest your hand right over my grumpy, hollow stomach organ. You dig your fingers in, squeezing the shrunken organ rhythmically...both stirring it up and quelling the angry rumbles that result. Imagine gripping the muzzle of a snarling animal with your bare hand...that's essentially what you are doing.

I groan as I feel the discomfort in my abdomen being spread out. Instead of just one massive cramp causing me to curl up, it's at least seven smaller cramps exploding all over my guts. I can feel all of it throbbing, twitching. If I were flayed open right now, my guts would definitely be twitching with cramps passing throughout it all like those distracting lights on arcade games--"over here--No! Now i'm here--Haha, missed me"...like the worst ever game of whack-a-mole.

"What's in here?" You furrow your brow, pressing around my stomach and trying to feel for what's upsetting it so and coming up empty.

"Nnn...nothing...'m starving."

"Didn't you eat lunch? You were off at 1 today..." You start piecing together the circumstances, realizing that if I had been off at 1, I would have come home and had dinner with you. My stomach breaks you from your mental calculations with an irate grumble, demanding food and begging for the feelings of your hands on my guts.

[smellthewildroses]

I went grocery shopping yesterday and bought some safe foods for when I absolutely need to eat. 🙄

Below are the names and calorie info.

Kellogs red berries ceral-140cal for 1 cup.

Shelled chili roasted pistachios- 170cal for 1/4 cup.

Smart food white cheddar popcorn- 70cal for 1 cup.

Ranch dips season packet- 5cal for 1/2 tablespoon (I use it to make ranch with lite sour cream).

Starkist tuna buffalo- 70cal for the whole pouch.

Starkist tuna lemon pepper- 80cal for the whole pouch.

Liquid egg white-25cal for 3 tablespoons.

Daisy light sour cream- 35cal for 2 tablespoons.

Sargento ultra thin swiss cheese- 40cal per slice.

Dr pepper zero- 0cal.

Romaine hearts- 1cal per whole leaf.

President feta cheese- 70cal for 28g.

Morning star veggie sausage links- 70cal for 2 links.

Morning star veggie bacon- 60cal for 2 strips.

X-small peeled and cooked shrimp- 70cal for 23 peices.

Frozen green beans- 30cal for 2/3 cup.

Outshine sugar free ice bars- 25cal for 1 bar.

Breyers carb smart fudge bars- 50cal for 1 bar.

Frozen broccoli- 30cal for 1 cup.

Frozen sweet peas- 70cal for 2/3 cup.

Oh snap hottie bites- 15cal for one pouch.

Blue diamond but thins- 130cal for 19 crackers.

[odetoavillan]

BOOP

     Savage was reporting to the human female what supplies they had left, taking it all very seriously when the tiny human poked his nose with a loud 'boop" sound. The yellow Zabraks lite gray green eyes widened as she covered her mouth and stifled a small giggle.

          "I'm so sorry." She continued to giggle gently patting his shoulders.

         "I don't understand..." Savage stated looking to his brothers.

     Mauls arms were crossed as he rolled his eyes observing the scene with a hard scowl line creasing his face.

          "She's... odd..." Maul stated to his older brother. "Darling mine... do control your impulsiveness." Maul raised a tattooed brow at her. She laughed heartily and wrapped her arms around his waist. 

           "I thought you liked my impulsiveness." She cooed kissing his chin. Maul snorted.

          "You are insufferable." He droned rolling his eyes. "We must go get our supplies now... you'll need your cloak." Maul told her.

          "Right!" She whirled and took off to her room. Maul looked to his two brothers.

          "Make sure she doesn't... do something impulsive." Maul ordered his two brothers.

          "Like what?" Ferral questioned.

          "Just keep her from harm." Maul eyed him sternly before turning to where she wad practically skipping past them.

          "Waiting on you now." She teased. Maul caught up to her quickly, gripping her swinging hand and held it still at thier side.

          "I've ordered my brothers to keep you safe... so keep them busy would you." Maul whispered to her, kissing her temple. She smirked broadly up at him.

          "I know... I'll look after them." She hummed, kissing his jaw. "Misbehave yourself." She called after him as he left her side.

         "Always." Maul smirked pulling his cowl up as she winked.

          "Let's go shopping!" She grinned at Ferral and Savage. She linked her arms around thiers and walked on rambling about the culture and animal life of the planet they were currently on.

     The trio collected the supplies they needed then sat down at a Cafe to eat. The brothers scowled at her plate.

          "It's a salad, you blithering womp rats, not nuclear waste." She chortled waving a fork full of food in thier faces.

          "Does it even taste good?" Savage asked curiously.

          "To me it tastes pretty good... there are some veggies I don't like cause they only taste like dirt... this salad is actually the best I've had in a while." She smiled at them.

          "Id like to try it." Ferral stated. She smirked at him and picked out a bite for him, and put it next to his plate of meat.

          "Only just a bite... Maul ate some vegetables once, cause it was all we had, and he shat himself silly. Zabrack being carnivores and all... that one bite won't hurt you. " She assured. Ferral took the bite and shuddered, wanting to spit the food out immediately. She held a napkin out to him. "Spit it out in here."

          "That was terrible." Ferral gagged. The human and Savage chuckled at the young zabraks antics.

          "Just stick to the food you know brother." Savage stated, shaking his head.

          "There are some fruits, grains, and veg you guys can have in moderation... but we'll cross that bridge when we get there... we gotta get back, Maul is on his way back to the ship." She explained finishing her meal.

          "How long have you known our brother." Savage asked as they started pushing thier crates of supplies back to the ship.

          "Little over ten years now I think... long story for a different day... hey, Ferral?" She replied, grabbing the light orange zabraks arm.

          "Yes?" He answered looking at her

          "BOOP!" She grinned poking his nose. Savages rumbling laugh echoed at Ferrals displeased scowl.

          "You're trouble..." He grumbled after her as she giggled maniacally.

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Guide for 🍃munchies!

Always have water 💦

Limit the Diet Coke, too much will make your face bloat like a double chinned ballon 🎈

Make sure you only have healthy/low cal snacks 🥕 (keto cookies, fruit, vegetable, lite string cheese, biltong, air puffed chips, eggs, rice crackers, etc. PROTEIN IS THE HARDEST TO CONVERT TO FAT AND PROMOTES MUSCLE GROWTH = ⬆️ METABOLISM)

Only smoke around 4-3 hours before you sleep! (The closer it is to bed time the more likely you’ll eat less) 💤

Instead of getting the most indulgent thing or craved food, opt for a healthier choice 🥒

Chug water before, and sip in between each bite 🫖

Split any food that you get into half’s so you can save it for the next munch 🍴

Get ready for bed an hour early and do something like a face mask or prayer or phone games (it will put your body in the mood to shutdown and not eat) 🌚

💨 lasts less than edibles or juice! = less much time while maintaining 🍃 effect

Repeat if munchie cycle continues, this way you get full on water and what food you do eat is lower in cal than a full on binge!!!! It’s better to mindlessly eat a lot of your safe food than a fatty calorie packed meal like fast food, pizza, ice cream, or chips ✨🌈🌸🌟💖