no you cant have the ultimate weapon and heres why. well the reason is ive decided to shloink him silly style
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just watched unification pt 2 and this is all i could think about during Spock and Picard’s last conversation…
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so i, like much of the fandom, definitely see michael as having a british accent, but what's hilarious is the idea of him faking an american accent to pass as not british but i personally see him as being god fucking awful at it and everyone knows he's british but pretend not to know so they don't break his weird little heart
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Based on that quote @isdalinarhot mentioned, because I’m not sure her non science husband would understand it’s supposed to be a compliment
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Just had someone comment, 'jesus CHRIST' on the first smut chapter of TRT, and friend, if you're reading this, if you liked the sexy goodness served up in that chapter god knows matt sure did, you are gonna love all the smut chapters that come after.
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i am once again thinking about how childe | tartaglia | ajax | no. 11 of the fatui harbingers is SOOOOOOO chopin coded
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Let me just get in the blankets secretly~
(I just finished my badminton lesson and my legs need a break)
Alright come on in <3
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To much space need to be suffocated
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Pelipper Mail!!
A shitton of Ingredience
O-oh my goodness! Well... the bakery is going to be well stocked for the rest of this month and February. Thank you so much to whoever sent all of this!
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they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled
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It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.
Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.
you are greeted by...... her
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twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life
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