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parkercore-69 · 6 months

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most humiliating/humbling/worst situation of my entire life atm is confidently telling a restaurant waiter that im paying for the meal for me and a female friend i’d spent the day with- and then not being able to pay when she told me the cost 😍😍

“yeah, I’ll be paying today 😎”

“Okay! that’ll be £31.”

“…w..what-?”

#never wanted to off myself more #for reference a usual meal there wuld b £20 its just cuz jesus died today or sumthin #NO CUZ IT WAS SO BAD #i had to ASK HER TO PAY SEPARATELY #SHOOT ME #SHOOT ME DEAD #this is why i genuinely couldnt go on an actual date with a woman #im a loser pathetic man #i am broke #i have a nicotine addiction #i dress awfully #fr was stood there in a children’s batman hoodie when she was dressed so lovely #i do not deserve women #EARLIER ON IN THE DAY I ACCIDENTALLY TOLD A CINEMA EMPLOYEE ‘you too!’ AFTER THEY TOLD ME TO ENJOY MY FILM #I AM A HUMILIATION #ALSO THIRTY FUCKING QUID #IM A TEENAGER #WHERE AM I GETTING THAT INCOME FROM #GOD DAMN #parker’s funnies #parker spews his troubles connecting emotionally and romantically and platonically and just generically with people #i was tryna be chivalrous and charming and I COULDNT PAY #i had offered to pay and ensured her i would #i literally double taked and deadass stammered when the waiter told me

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chiimeramanticore · 4 months

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compilation of this type of post

edit: idk how much this is gonna do but since making this post i got covid and need some help, please consider it

#juno.txt #'k smog and batboy caught flipping a grunt' and 'is chep a brambles company' get me so bad every fucking time #actually preemptively putting this in my fav tag just cuz they make me laugh so much #fav

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almondpiglet · 24 days

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ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

#this trend sparked so much joy in my soul #i saw many fun cute and silly mikus #i love drawing habesha clothes but a lot of them require small detailed embroidery that makes me go insane #this is why ppl use pattern brushes cuz damn i had to simplify everything basically #also im bad at writing amharic and tigrinya oops!!#this was fun it got me outta a slump i was in all damn week #interestingly... their faces look a lot like my siblings and i? i didnt mean to do that at all tho... huh #my art #hatsune miku #kagamine rin #kagamine len #vocaloid

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bigfatbreak · 5 months

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Birds of a Feather previous / next

#my art #feralnette au #birds of a feather #long tags #sorry I went apeshit in the tags #LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW #I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO #its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical #and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread #as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational #in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away #and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do #shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again #legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it #but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings #alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird #she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her #knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself #between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot #and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo #essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that #busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way #to show her she's self sabotaging #cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD

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ryssbelle · 5 months

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Drew a bunch of Marinettes in a bunch of different artists styles it was a lot of fun!!

Artists who's styles I mimicked: @buggachat @hamsternamedmarinette @ladybeug @sabertoothwalrus and @anna-scribbles all epic artists 🤟😎

#my art #marinette dupain cheng #miraculous ladybug #miraculous fanart #style mimic #sorry for the @s btw #yall should go follow those artists if you dont already also #this was sort of inspired by a post the three artists on the top row made #i think they all got together and drew with one another #which is really cool #but i was genuinely confused because i mimic styles a lot #and ive seen others do it too so i was just like #wow they really know each others styles really well #until i thought about it and read their posts some more #style mimicking is really freaking fun and i think its really good practice #and a good way to explore other ways of doing things #like you really have to learn new techniques and get out of your comfort zone #also anna scribbles i could not find a recent pic of marinette in her main outfit #so thats the only marinette i drew in different clothes cuz i couldnt find a more recent ref of you drawing it #anna scribble marinette has privileges thats the others dont #but ye #i also threw my own style in there as a frame of reference to what me draw like #ive drawn marinette before just not in a loooong while #sabertooth walrus was the hardest for me to mimic cuz they have a broad range in their style #so its like which sabertooth do i wanna be in this pic #Buggachat has such a distinct style thats very clean and consistent which is amazing so they were easy #being easy or hard arent bad things either it also has to do with like styles meeting up with one another #buggachats and mine arent too too different in some shapes and aspects #so yeah itd be easier plus they drew marinette like 3 sec ago so i have more recent of a ref #as opposed to sabertooth who i have a recent ref of ladybug but not marinette so we got two diff styles in one

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onionninjasstuff · 7 months

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#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #no real context lmao #just found an ancient sketch of this and got out of nowhere motivation to finish it #thinking abt the way i used to treat myself in the past is very bittersweet #cuz i lost sm time worrying abt my skills and presentation and restricting myself a lot and demanding so much out of myself all the time #i still struggle with it #but at the same time looking back fills me w pride and love for both my current and past selves #theres a lot of growth and progress there #and past me wasnt half as bad as they thought either #never be hard on urselves gamers #go out there embrace the world embrace urselves

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that-sarcastic-writer · 1 month

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Logan with a size kink. No yeah, that’s it. I mean fuck, man is 6’3 (movie anyway), you don’t think he’d go feral at your size difference? At how his cock splits you open? Or at the fact that he can feel himself when he feels on your tummy? That would drive him mad. Oh to see the outline of his thick cock appear and disappear in your stomach, he fucking gawks at it. And he knows it’s just so big, but you take it anyway, right? “I know sugar, I know, but it feels good, doesn’t?” He tells you when you whine everytime his cock first sinks into you. He makes sure you tell you how much of a good fucking girl you are for taking all of him. And don’t get me started on how he cages you in with his body. How easily he can toss you on the bed, manhandle you into whatever position he wants to take you in, never mind his enhanced strength, his size alone would give him a huge advantage. His massive arms on either side of your head and he thrusts in out of your tight cumt, his nose brushing yours. Or his arms around your neck as he puts you in a headlock as he takes you from behind…. You’d have nowhere to go because he’s all over you. But also like, the cuddling?? He’s just a big soft teddy bear really, nice and warm, you could sleep comfortably on his chest, or on top of him completely. Logan has a size kink indeed.

#anyways #I want him so fucking bad #not me self indulging cuz I’m literally 5ft and he would absolutely destroy me lol #logan howlett #Logan Howlett smut #Logan Howlett x reader #filthy thoughts

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zyphnn · 3 months

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saying goodbye

#zephs art #star wars #tbb #the bad batch #crosshair #wrecker #omega #sergeant hunter #tbb crosshair #tbb hunter #tbb wrecker #tbb omega #from a few weeks ago but i keep forgetting tumblr exists whoops #anyways i think its a CRIME that we never saw cross + wrecker saying goodbye to her on screen so. this is me rectifying that <3 #i like to think she told them first cuz she knew they'd be a little more willing to let her go- as much as they'll still miss her :')

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soapyakships · 11 days

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there are two wolves inside you: supreme sports and sporty girl

#project sekai #prosekai #prjsk #prsk #ena shinonome #akito shinonome #my art #THIS SET WAS SO COOL #I LOVEEEE THE COLORS ESPECIALLY AKITOS CARD #i was gonna add both the set names and then i realised both gachas had the word 'sporty' in it so #when i was drawing this ena and akito i felt bad cuz ena was the only one with a different hairstyle so i gave akito his fes hairstyle #cuz its my fave oneee <3

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nobie · 6 months

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Howzer in The Bad Batch 'Infiltration'

#tbb spoilers #captain howzer #the bad batch #star wars #swedit #tbbedit #sw animation #swsource #prequelsnet #userbariss #userelio #tbb s3 #them holsters got a hold on me so I had to include on gif with them fully in view #cuz gah damn #myedits*

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tsunosagun · 4 months

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i flew too high, please catch my fall

#trigun #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #vashwood #tsunosagun art #i struggled with this so bad omg but i like the ideas behind it #took inspo from solar flares for vash and used andean condor wings for ww #the pose isnt exact but the hand on the back.. u already know what scene i was thinking of #edit: added link to the song i took partial inspo from cuz why the hell didnt i do that in the first place tbh #i will say the inspo was mostly the lyrics and that the music itself isnt the vibe i was going for #side note i can see vash as icarus as well (see: icarus by bastille)#(and the idea of an ambition that will kill you wrt to his promise to rem and how his decision to break it is like falling to earth etc)#which makes me go oughhHGHHH

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zecoritheweirdone · 5 months

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wanna preface this by saying that i am. So normal. anyway i just spent the last week redrawing scenes from mystery skulls animated but as that hermitcraft au i posted about a couple times. you guys should watch msa it is. so so good.

#my art #hermitcraft #mystery skulls animated #geminitay #geminitay fanart #ethoslab #ethoslab fanart #falsesymmetry #falsesymmetry fanart #ignore the fact that etho's hair changes literally every drawing #poses + expressions are traced a bit; and backgrounds aren't mine(well; except for the second one; which you can prolly tell;; sksnsks)#and also (with the help of sap bc i'm bad at color theory) edited the truck bg colors a bit #but even so;; i am!! very very happy with how these turned out #mystery skulls animated spoilers #<- honestly that's mainly for the murder mystery one #granted anyone who hasn't seen the future at this point prolly won't have that tag filtered #etho's murder mystery form(no i don't have a name for it)'s collar tag is a mix between a mable leaf and a vex!#cuz reverb is cub in this au #hence all the blue and stuff;; skdhkdnkd #you'd think that last pic would have been the hardest for me to draw; with how complicated etho's design is #but surprisingly; it doesn't even place top three in terms of how long it took to draw #no; instead it was that Fucking. Truck.#WHY did that take me eight and a half hours #the second longest was only five!!!#the others barely even top 4!#also #WHY are the deadbeats(which are mini tillies here) so deceptively hard to draw #every time i struggle with them orz #anyway. images 3; 6; 7; and 8 are my favs <3 #if false and/or pearl see this. o/ hoi

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jinaxxo · 4 days

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howdy sigma!

#cutie patootie wolf man #hes literally so cute in the i wanna bite him kinda way #but id feel bad cuz he always looks like a sad soggy puppy 😭#my art #personal #digital art #fanart #red dead redemption #red dead redemption 2 #rdr #rdr2 #rdr2 fanart #rdr fanart #john marston #rdr2 john #john marston fanart

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geoledgy · 9 months

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Does anyone want to hear about me and my friends' insanely intricate Breaking Bad Geoscience AU about Walter White being a former volcanologist with silicosis who turns to fracking and finds Jesse Pinkman siphoning gas with a tube at a gas station

#breaking bad #jesse pinkman #walter white #brba #geology #rock art #2024 #fanart #top image is tiny cuz I paint on tiny canvas lol but walt is holding a rite in the rain #this is making me feel feverish like its all so funny #i have others too like saul gus and mike but i'll post those later

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kaahmbem · 1 day

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legend has it that the young witch circe and the once beautiful nymph scylla shared a complicated past...

#art #cirscylla #that's the ship name i like for them best anyway #circe #scylla #greek mythology #welcome to my greek mythos yuri #DOOMED YURI #circylla #epic the musical #do i even tag it as that? i think i should cuz epic is the reason im so into greek mythos #jorge said we might get a spinoff about their backstory and im insane over that #i know it's probably going to be about how circe loved that one guy but still a girl can dream #this is them but younger! before circe turns scylla into the horrific man-eating monster that even poseiden fears #there's just so much potential here #consider a younger and much warier circe landing on the island for the first time after being outcasted by her family for her magic #and she meets scylla there who back then is a much happier and playful person #enemies to lovers to enemies again #i don't know if they ever make it to lovers or if they were only an almost #they're about to have the worst breakup in greek history #im rambling in tags MY BAD

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inzuinzudesu · 18 days

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Translation: "Goodnight, Kakashi."

Another piece I drew from a while ago! Somewhere deep in my heart I kinda wish Obito'd won and just like put the world to sleep ya know, but then there'd be Kaguya and everything?? I'm actually not quite sure, that part is very blurry in my mind. Well point of this one is, I just wanted to draw something that looks sweet and sad and bitter and everything in between. Not sure if it really got across, I personally love this though 😭😭😭 Really went overboard with the effects but ummm I'm just extra okay spare me The original file is quite big, I had to compress it so the quality went down, you can't really zoom in all that much. Kinda sad that I can't share that, but oh well 😓 I feel like I can ramble on this site for some reason, and it's quite nice, even if nobody reads this haha

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