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[twistedwonderlandimaginesblog]

hey what're the chances one of you has this and also wants to sell it to me lmao -Pomefiore Admin

[the-softest-love-is-ours]

Idk if this’ll help anyone or if these are even good… just thought of stuff self shipper could do, I guess.

Anywho, here’s a list of things yo,u as a self shipper, can do for fun.

(This will be added onto with time)

Proship/Comship/Anti-Antis DNI

Play Tomodachi Life, make yourself, your main F/O, and then a bunch of family and friends and see how the shenanigans play out.

Play Sims (my choice is 4, but any one will work), same as before but this time you have mods and can control you and your F/O’s however you please.

Make kandi jewelry for each of your F/O’s, whether it’s a bracelet with their name or just a necklace with a color scheme you think fits them.

Purchase something custom from etsy and/or fiverr. These can be care packages, letters, plushies, art pieces, fanfics, maybe you could find someone who does RP asmrs, and my personal favorites an RP or an annotated book.

Look on youtube for asmrs, whether they’re RP, sleeping beside or those muffled playlist scenarios.

For those of is that are age regressor, make a custom deco paci based on your F/O.

Credits to @myselfshipdiary for this one, make a Pinterest board. They can feature fanart, aesthetic images or heck maybe recipes you would cook for them and memes you would show them.

If you have the skills, or heck even if you don’t (life’s too short, try everything, learn new skills), design something based on them. A dress, a cake, a room, a candy platter, a party, an outfit, a plushie, literally anything!

Make a breakfast, lunch, and/or dinner you think they would like! Maybe if you bring your lunch to work, make a bento for yourself that you would send to work with them.

Go on to your online shopping sites and make wishlists of thing you’d think they would want/like.

Do some research on perfume/cologne, and either track down or commission one you think they’d wear. You can do the same for all necessary toiletries if you’d like to take it a step further.

Play around on spotify (or your music service of choice) and make playlists for various scenarios.

Piggybacking of the last one, find a song that you would make their ringtone and think of what their contact name would be in your phone.

Pick out a ring you think would be the engagement/wedding ring they would give you.

Make paper doll's of you/ your self insert and your f/os) along with attachable paper clothes!

If you have access to a printer and a blank notebook/sketchbook along with some glue, you can make a scrapbook with pictures of your f/o(s)! You can also add drawings you made and anything like stickers, washi tape, etc.

This one is digital, edit a transparent of your f/os) into a selfie of yours to make a couples photo! You can print it out and put it in a frame. Also, Dollar Tree sells frames that you can also paint, put stickers on, anything!

There is an app called Social Dummy, create a social media world with you and all your F/O’s on it!

Make perler bead pixel art of your f/o.

[imagine-shenanigans]

my favorite thing about writers interpretations of johnny and simon being freaks who bully their way into your life is that I love the variety in it.

Like yes there are some community agreed staples that tend to track regardless, but I love how in character two wildly conflicting points of view are.

Like yes, Simon is absolutely the type of person to wage a psychotic fucking war against his point of interest to the point that, despite his uncanny behavior at times, reader can solidly write him off as just kind of a loser until he masterminds his way into being a permanent fixture in their life and they dont realize ever or until the trap is so solidly snared around them that its inescapable. And yes he's ALSO the type to so stubbornly butt his way into that same life just because he decides he can! Theres no convincing of anyone, not even himself, he just walks up, throws you over his shoulder and caveman style calls it his. I like it, its mine, no i dont care.

Whereas Johnny you see the same thing in a different shape- a Soap so willing to keep his prize that he'll bumble his way into your routine like its an accident, all charm and smiles despite the times he gets a little forceful or creepy, but is so patient and willing to get what he wants that he'll play any angle he can to get it. Your best friend? sure! your cool coworker? absolutely! The neighbor who you can rely on day or night in an emergency? on it! And then you also see a Johnny who refuses to wait, refuses to heel, refuses to wait. He'll kiss you sloppy in front of the whole supermarket just so nobody tries anything but his image is so naturally good you cant do SHIT about it. An unrelenting force that will get what he wants and is, while not willing to wait, willing to "clear the way" for you. Almost like he's fine running ahead because youll get there eventually on rhe railroads he's putting down.

i just think its neat watching people play jn the sandbox with them

[heisenposting]

Whoops! I started another fanfiction accidentally-on-purpose!

[self-insert-hell]

Thoughts of an aroace shipper and selfshipper:

[Putting this here on this blog as it mentions self shipping.]

As someone who’s aroace but also comfortable with attraction when it comes to fiction, I honestly feel confused about the whole shipping discourse when it comes to any aroace character that’s on the spectrum. Because, personally, as an aroace, I don’t mind people shipping aroace characters for fun, as long as they’re respectful of their canon identity. Plus, when it comes to fan creations and such, it’s not canon in the first place. At the same time, I understand the frustration with people who don’t want aroace characters to be shipped and feel like it’s erasing aroace spectrum rep. When it comes to the whole “erasing rep” part, it gets muddy and complicated when you’re referring to the whole spectrum.

Although, I do have one thing I’d like to discuss about the whole representation part. When it comes to fandom, people ignore all types of identities and ship what they want. Again, I’m only cool with it as long as the individual isn’t acting like it’s canon canon. That and it’s up to the creator and what they feel comfortable with. If they don’t want their character to be shipped, cool. If they don’t mind their character being shipped, cool.

Then things get a bit more nuanced and somewhat “confusing.” At the same time, shipping characters can help someone figure their own identity. I would’ve never understand that I experience queerplatonic attraction if it weren’t for shipping. I often (unintentionally) put myself in stereotypical black and white boxes. I mean, I thought I wasn’t aroace because of the one and only time I did feel attraction. Later on, I realized my aroace identity is very complicated but I know for a fact that I’m pretty “far down” the end of the spectrum.

Also, specifically, when it comes to OC x canon ships and self inserts of the sort…personally, do whatever you want. It’s for you right? And you just want to have fun. I repeat, as long as you aren’t acting like your ships are canon and recognize the character’s actual identity, I personally think it’s fine.

While these may be my personal beliefs, I also understand the lack of representation. But again, I feel like most aroace representation is lacking no matter what part of the spectrum you’re on. That and while people are going to do what they want anyways on the internet, at the same time, people also need to be respectful of other people’s characters that they don’t own.

Then you have people who can be aroace and fictsexual. Again, if the creator of a character is comfortable with their character being shipped and the person who’s shipping that character acknowledges the character’s canon identity, I think it’s fine for fictiosexuals to do what they want.

Again, this is my personal opinion and I obviously don’t speak for everyone on the aroace spectrum. I just wanted to talk about this and explore this topic.

Anyways, this isn’t as important but I’ll put my further two cents here.

Take me for example. I selfship with Alastor in 2 ways. When it comes to my OC, canonically my OC is aroace as well, and in a QPR. But I also put Alastor in the romantic category. Why? Because I also enjoy writing my oc in romantic situations and I’m lowkey poking fun at myself. It’s for me and it’s purely because I find it fun and well, funny at the same time. Also, I put a tag for it if anyone doesn’t want to deal with seeing that stuff.

Further more, despite my own confusion when it comes to identifying any emotion I feel (I’m sure neurodivergency has a role in that), I also like exploring a range of emotions in what I create because it’s all fictional. It’s not real.

Furthermore, after finding out about what a QPR is, I finally had the words to correctly convey and label my self ships into.

Overall, it also can be cathartic. What if someone is cupioromantic and one way they cope is with shipping/selfshipping? Besides the self shipping, fans like to project parts of themselves onto characters. (I repeat, the ones who are just having fun but also are respectful) I’ve also seen non-aroace people wanting to explore how to write aroace identities as well. As long as they do the research and are respectful, go ahead! If you’re writing an aroace character for the first time, you’re not going to be perfect and that’s okay. Now, obviously, I’m not saying it’s okay to write harmful stereotypes of aroace people.

Shipping can be useful in exposing new identities that some people may not know have/have enough knowledge on. It can also broaden one’s perspective as some people may not understand that being aroace is a spectrum, can fluctuate, and isn’t all black and white.

But yeah. I’d like to hear your thoughts on the matter.

This ain’t for you proshippers.

[forbidding-souda]

Yo I'm the anon that requested the small dorm and ITS AMAZING AA COMPLIMENTS TO THE CHEF, TYSM!!

The "you can change in front of me :)" cracked me TF up!!

Like I said, your work is awesome, and I really hope school gets easier for you 🙏🩵 wish you the best man 🩵🩵

I'M SO HAPPY YOU LIKED IT RAAAAA

I'm so insecure about my writing I'm like wahhh what if I let people down SO ALL THE KIND MESSAGES FROM THE REQUESTERS MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD UGH!!!

No bc my favorite part is the thought that souda would just push your beds together. I imagine you're in class and you come back and its just two beds in the middle of the room.

-Mod Souda

[selfshipprompts]

Selfship question: Are there any types of characters that you can't ever see becoming an F/O to you?

[blush-blush-imagines]

Hey hey hey okokok

So I know it’s been a hot minute- I’ll be back soon, frfr, but Vote-A-Fling season is upon us and I need to use my power for good.

Ahem.

Vote Theo. Do it. Right now.

Vote Theo or I’ll cry.

Shoot man, I’ll bargain. You show me proof you voted Theo and I’ll hook you up with a Blush Blush (or Crush Crush, I’m bargaining that hard) one shot between 1 to 2k words. Whatever you want, no holds barred. I just need him real bad.

[ash-imagines]

Stardew Valley Pierre: I've come to make an announcement: M. Rasmodius is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he fucked my fucking wife. That's right, he took his magic fucking wizard dick out and he fucked my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "ARCANE," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on the bulletin board: M. Rasmodius, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this grape seed except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. [Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no purple mushrooms, no black licorice — look at that, it looks like two balls and a summer squash. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the valley. That's right, this is what you get: MY STORE BEING CLOSED ON WEDNESDAYS!! Except I'm not just gonna piss on the valley, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Mayor Lewis?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking valley, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[twistedwonderlandimaginesblog]

Can I just say this shit is crazy. the little mermaid boat. the gil bioluminescence. their absolutely ridiculous muscles. Jade card WILL be mine

-Pomefiore Admin

[the-softest-love-is-ours]

Reblog game again, because I have too many ideas for and too much fun with them. (Also I’m bored)

LPS edition! Send it 1-2 F/O’s (at a time, can submit multiple times) and I’ll give them an LPS to play with!

Reminder and Disclaimers: for the most part these are Vibes based, I might fumble and mess up. Some of these might be custom and/or fakes. I will not use gen 3-4, but I will use gens 1-2 and maybe gen 5.

EX:

[imagine-shenanigans]

me writing anything: the freaks on tumblr are gonna love this

[heisenposting]

It's here! The transmasc!reader/Karl Heisenberg fic that nobody asked for! Warning for mention of stitches, brain injury... uhh, I can't think of any other content warnings right now.

Enjoy!

[self-insert-hell]

For people with villain/evil F/O’s!

What’s your relationship like? How do you write/create the plot of the villain/evil character falling in love with you/character? Especially if it’s a really messed up villain?

[forbidding-souda]

Dear God...what happened? I'm so sorry about your divorce 😔

nah bc tell me why i have a new boyfriend now and apparently he was dating someone else when he got with me and the only reason i learned that was bc she messaged me like 30 minutes ago cursing me out. you sent this at a crazy coincidental time omgg

it's funny bc i divorced my husband over cheating on me LMFAO we divorced in november so that thanksgiving was very awkward explaining to people when they

bitch i CANNOT win....

time skip of two hours anyway just broke up with recent boyfriend LMFAO danganronpa blog is just a tea channel

[arknights-imagines]

Exe is staying! 🥳🥺💕

Hiya everyone 🥺 I mentioned I wanted to make up my mind before 2024 so here I am aaa

After lots of thought, reading everyone's kind messages and encouragement I've decided on a choice for the blog!

I'll be staying sgsugs 💕😭!

I was originally v set on retiring the blog...but now I've changed my mind and it's really thanks to all of you 🥺🙏 so, thank you so much! I can't begin to express how thankful I am

Please accept some love and gratitude from 'Rico and I 😭💕

(Art is a commission by @/claradeso on Twitter!)

I'm still a bit nervous about posting any writing again since I'm a little rusty and I'm not sure if a lot of people are still sticking around for the blog anymore dhdjhde, but I want to at least try for all of you 🙏

Writing for the characters of Arknights to make all of you happy, makes me happy 💕! So, I don't want to give it up just yet...!

I hope all of you who are still here will continue to stick around 😭🙏! I promise I'll keep doing my very best for all of you, and I'm so very grateful for all the support 😭💕

About what the plan is for going forward svshs! (important points are in bold!)

From here, I'd firstly like to clean up and re-vamp some stuff on the blog (my rules, my taglist, and things like that) so it's nice and clean a-new for 2024 🤔

In the meantime, I'd really like it if I could answer any asks sent in 🥺 I know it'll probably be v late to reply to some of them now but I've gotten lots of asks about a piece v special Arknights news (regarding a very important angel with a shotgun who I think all of you know I love lots! 😭) so I'd like to answer those asks, even if it's a bit late...! Also feel free to send any asks if you'd like to talk to me about anything at all now that I'm back shsjhse

To help me lose some of that rustiness, I'd also like it if I could host a mini event 🥺🤔 maybe something about giving your favourite Operators kisses in tradition of the New Years kiss at midnight! But, I'm not completely sure if anyone would be interested at all sgsugs so please do let me know aaa 🙏

I want to organize and look through requests that were sent in while I was away as well and start choosing which ones I'd like to possibly do 💕! Remember, my requests have always been open so please feel free to send any in for the New Year...! There's been lots of Operators that were released while I was away and lots I want to write for but haven't yet, so please feel free to send in fresh requests 🥺

I think that's all for now 🙏!

Tysm for your time and patience! You'll hear from me again sometime soon 💕 I'm looking forward to interacting with all of you again 🥺

Happy New Year to everyone, and I hope 2024 will bring lots of new happiness for all of you 🥳! Please stay safe while celebrating and have fun with friends/family abjshs 💞 Have a v Happy New Year!

Yours truly,

- A v v grateful Exe 💘