#Naur its true its true

[shopcat]

sorry to people about to witness infighting but it is so interesting to witness the meltdowns of australians online trying to defend the naur thing bc of h2o being like NO ONE SOUNDS LIKE THIS!!! THEIR ACCENTS ARE EXAGERATED!! the cast of h2o are... a sydneysider a south african and someone from brisbane. what you mean to say is no one sounds like you uptight pommy cunts 😭 maybe pull your tongue back from down your throat so you stop swallowing every word you speak have you tried that. and also to be honest curb the classism actually ☝️

[devotion-disorder]

wHEN WE NEEDED YOU THE MOST YOU CAME BACK GOD I'M SO HAPPY 😭😭😭😭

WAOUGH I'm really happy to hear that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im still surprised that people even look at my stuff after i just vaporized for a year lol :'')) but comments like this means a lot to me, so thanmkyou so much <3333

[shinayashipper]

If I ranted / said I feel Bad / any negative feelings to anything in life, I would instantly be labeled "ungrateful" / "lazy" / "it's your own fault" / "be better" 😂😂 if I told them "my boss is shitty" they would say "then be The Boss and do actual work, start Making Money" which I guess is maybe a motivational speech or something but honestly i don't feel motivated at all <\3

[birdb1tch]

i kinda checked out of hotd after finishing S1 but i will always remember that time i saw someone say that cregan “obliviously” didnt care abt fighting for rhaenyra because he took so long to get to kings landing and i just,,, girl they had to walk from the top of westiros,,, OF COURSE THEY TOOK AWHILE TO GET THERE WDYM?? i didnt know it was possible to read with ur eyes closed but im amazed everyday

[unwounding]

Two raging antisemites who make really good music:

Richard Wagner

Kanye West

[callilouv]

yes white knight good taste blonde guy voiced by kaji his quest made me cry tho it took me several attempts on that to beat him

you can fight him?!?>@>?@

[yourlocal-edgelord]

heres what i think would happen if the core four started a band

none of their mentors would know, bc like yea obviously, the amazonians would proudly play their music aloud infront of evryone, speedster thru my extent of knowledge is like do u evn know the meaning of subtle i mean they would play their music vids infront of evryone, the bats r just like super nosy and tim figured leave them to find out on their own bc what is communication? And kon just didnt tell anyone out of pure spite, only ma kent pa kent and alfred know bc theres no hiding shit from them.

second they wouldnt be soley famous for hit songs, naur theyd be famous for being the most unpredictable effing band of all time, they have like no chill, just when the audience think they’ve got them pegged they do something wildly unexpected, whats their music genre? All of them. They once released a sneak peak to their next album and everyone thought it would be a heavy metal album, it was country music. The album after that was modern rock and pop if it counts for something atleast. They rarely ever keep only one genre of music in an album though, just when you think this is an album just full to the brim with break up songs the next song is gonna be the most hard core screaming (heavy metal basically) song abt growing up and drugs.

they have no sense of roles in the band they do whatever the fuck they want, 75% of the time tims the one singing with 20% cassie and the last 5% a mix of kon and bart.

They each play an instrument, usually its cassie on the bass, kon on lead guitar, bart on the drums and tim as the rythm guitarist and main vocalist but they switch up with no complaints if the song calls for different people on different instruments bc they have diff playing styles, they each have their own guitar solo each show bc theyr extra like that.

Once they bought in a piano, violin, cello and triangle bc they had a classical song on theyr list

They all have stage name given to them by the fans and they got tiny tattoos of them underneath theyr right eyes

Cassie has a tiny star bc her stage name is star, reason being she always wears atleast one item with a star on it to every show (along with a gold rope wrapped around her waist as a belt) (i also hc that instead of having super short hair she’d have a shaved side and her ends dyed gold at the tips with her hair stopping half way to her elbow)

Bart has a tiny lightning bolt bc his stage name is bolt, reason hes just fast af (hes usually rapping if singing) and the fans dig it. (His hair i keep as its true wild fluffy self bc its so bart for him to have it unconquered on his head jst sitting there)

Kon has a smol fire bc fans took to calling him flame aftr he accidentally set the stage on fire once (i see him keeping his yj98 hairstyle)

tim has a teeny kawaii-ish ghost bc fans started calling him ghost after he screamed his throat raw (like a banshee) during a performance. ( i honestly just hc time as @strange-birb ‘s secret band au tim bc im obsessed with how he looks there)

ALL of them have multiple piercings, Cassie has three ear piercings on each ear and an upper lip piercing. Kon has multiple ear piercing a nose piercing and a tongue piercing. Tim has four ear piercings per ear and his face is untouched. Bart has three ear piercings on each ear and a small stud on his nose.

I see cissie anita and greta watching them and starting their own girl group, which leads to them collabing multiple times.

Their band has a twitter and instagram and its a complete and utter mess ranging from tim passed out on the kitchen floor with pizza sauce on his face to pictures of cassie lecturing kon and bart after they destroy something with a clip of them destroying said thing.

they also have a yt and tt for their band which is a completely different story.

On Halloween performances i see them dressing up with likenesses to previous enemies theyve fought with the crowd being non the wiser

There are hundreds of conspiracy channels trying to suss out what the band is going to do next with them always getting it wrong, once they were so sure they were right when they thought tim was going to release a folk song with him instead singing opera

Gon continue adding more hc’s gradually and maybe put in the effort to build a playlist or draw them

@cristinacclearwater @derp-a-la-sheep @periwinkle-the-11th @stormikitty @yjcorefourenjoyer @veanet @stargazinglesbian

[mulletmitsuya]

Tokyo Revengers Groupchat (not everyone, also random combinations, no specific gang)

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, homophobia by a gay person (just sillies), mentions of vomit and poison, mentions of drugs

Desc: placenta, placebo, or gazebo? 🤔

Rindou: yk when you tell someone something then they believe it and it works?

Rindou: like what you're saying isn't true but cause they think it is, it works

Ran: yes

Ran: the placenta effect

Izana: here we fucking go

Smiley: you're kidding right?😁

Ran: are you going to put a Smiley face after every single thing you text?

Ran: we get it, you smile really wide 👍

Smiley: kys

Ran: so hostile and for what

Mikey: idk what the word is but it's definitely not placenta

Izana: how even?

Mitsuya: ...the placebo effect??

Ran: isn't that those huge tent things

Mitsuya: that's a gazebo

Ran: oh

Ran: same thing

Smiley: you dumb as hell

Hakkai: you'd think that big ass forhead of yours would be worth something

Hakkai: smh

Ran: and you'd think after 10 years you'd get over whatever grudge you have against me

Hakkai: you literally hit my best friend (future bf) over the head with a brick

Chifuyu: thought you could sneak that in huh

Hakkai: he could have died

Ran: but he didn't?

Ran: i was just being silly and having fun

Ran: is that such a crime🙄

Hakkai: ITS FUCKING ATTEMPTED MURDER

Rindou: so is it placebo, placenta, or gazebo?

Mitsuya: it's placebo

Kazutora: placenta's are in females stomachs for pregnancy i think

Baji: that's the uterus (i'm so fucking smart)

Chifuyu: none of those are correct

Draken: google exists also

Draken: why are you asking us

Rindou: shut up for a sec

Rindou: would the placenta effect potentially kill someone

Rindou: like if you told someone that you poisoned them and then after a while they start frothing at the mouth and shit, could they die?

Rindou: or are they being a little bitch and faking lol

Rindou: i didn't actually put the rat poison in his drink (i think)

Rindou: but it kinda seems like he's dying or smth

Mikey: what the fuck is this situation

Mikey: is this real?💀

Rindou: nah

Rindou: hypothetically

Ran: does this have to do with the ambulance being here

Rindou: nah

Rindou: can y'all just answer me

Rindou: hurry before the "poison", does it's job or whatever

Rindou: guys he's throwing up pretty violently

Rindou: there's blood

Rindou: hypothetically

Izana: who would you have "hypothetically" poisoned?😐

Rindou: bro that's not the point, sir

Izana: stop calling me sir in normal situations

Izana: we're normal now and not in a gang and i'm a normal person not a gang leader

Mochi: so we don't have to call you Izana-sama anymore?

Ran: what if it turns us on

Izana: uhm

Kakucho: fuck off

Kakucho: sorry

Ran: Kaku give it up, he's way too old for you

Rindou: so y'all just gonna let the hypothetical person die? ayt

Rindou: i'm on my way to the hospital for unrelated reasons

Kakucho: who's the hypothetical victim of the placebo

Rindou: uhhh Sanzu

Kakucho: LMAO

Kakucho: let him hypothetically die then 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mitsuya: punch him in the stomach

Rindou: i know a lot of y'all don't like him but we're friends now and i don't want him to die also he has the best drugs so i'd rather he stay alive so that i can enjoy them recreationally

Rindou: but i'll do it anyway

Mitsuya: stfu for a sex, punching him will make him throw up, and he'll vomit most of the poison out

Rindou: oh like in the stomach?

Rindou: he's gonna be so mad at me, damn

Baji: "shut up for a sex" lmaoooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Baji: and you guys say I'M diabetic💀💀

Mikey: bro what?😭

Kakucho: you mean dyslexic?

Kakucho: nvm the situation speaks for itself

Smiley: the irony of this is crazy

Draken: that got a chuckle outta me 😂

Chifuyu: why you text like a 40 year old dad💀

Ran: i never went to school but even i know that's incorrect

Hakkai: "i never went to school but even i know that's incorrect 🤓👆"

Hakkai: jump into oncoming tragic you f slur🖕

Smiley: aur naur you done made Hakkai homophobic

Ran: you need to fucking chill omg

Mitsuya: are you five years old, Baji

Baji: nah i'm 24 dumbness🤨

Baji: *dumbass

Izana: my oath for not using violence anymore might have to be on hold cause you guys are pissing me the fuck off you fucking incompetent fools useless excuses of human beings

Smiley: bro called us fools

Ran: that's a bit much, sir

Baji: bet you're typing with your left hand

Ran: uh huh <3

Rindou: get some fucking bitches, damn

Ran: where are your bitches, Rindou

Rindou: on my dick

Ran: oh you're talking about the femboys?

Ran: ohh ok i thought you weren't gay but whatever

Mikey: yo is haruchiyo alive?

Rindou: they're pumping his stomach, he'll be fine

Rindou: liking femboys isn't gay

Smiley: 🤨

Angry: 🤨

Rindou: don't act dumb because it's literally in the term 'fem'

Draken: uh, what about the 'boy' part

Rindou: don't twist my words

Rindou: how is liking something that looks like a girl, gay??

Mitsuya: bffr 😐

Rindou: y'all telling me if i fuck haruchiyo i'm gay???

Hakkai: he's a boy?

Rindou: he looks like a woman

Rindou: have you seen his body? tiny ass waist headass. y'all come to the onsen next time you'll see what i mean

Chifuyu: you're being weird rn

Ran: what about his penis, Rindou

Rindou: that's irrelevant

Rindou: besides it's barely noticeable

Draken: people like you and Koko are the fucking problem, get some therapy

Smiley: Rindou thinks fucking a guy in the ass isn't gay 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Rindou: "FEM"

Draken: BOY???? MALE??? MAN??? DICK???

Rindou: ok who's gay now, weirdo🤨

Draken: kys (kill yourself)

[whyse7vn]

FUCK MARRY KILL -

[ot7 x reader]

GOLDEN OUT SOON

8 participants - 8 online

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jin: just googled what champagne confetti means and wtf????

jimin: the fact that you had to google that 💀

namjoon: it’s been how long since the song came out?

y/n: wow jin ur really old as hell

💀💀💀💀💀

jin: IM NOT

hobi: bro had to google champagne confetti 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

jin: A LOT of people don’t know what that means

tae: a lot of old people 💀💀💀

jin: can you stop with the skulls

jimin: 💀💀💀💀

jin: i bet jungkook doesn’t even know what that means

jk: i do

why would i say it if i didn’t know it stupid

hobi: jungkook just called u stupid 💀

jin: bye

y/n: i’m turning evil

hobi: yesss feminism 💞💞

jin: how?

y/n: i just am

stay out of women’s business

jk: no guys it’s true she didn’t make me breakfast today 😰😰😰😰😰

yoongi: are you 5? why does she make u breakfast

jk: love

you wouldn’t get it

tae: i love an evil woman

they get me going

if you know what i mean

wink wink

y/n tell them what me you and namjoon did yesterday lol

namjoon: shut up

y/n: if you keep talking i’m going to block

you

tae: baby 💔

she doesn’t mean that guys

jimin: what did you guys do?

y/n: nothing important

hobi: i’ve decided that enhypen are my biggest enemies in life

I HATE THEM

jk: i love jikjin ❤️

namjoon: that was treasure

jk: no

namjoon: ok

jimin: what did enhypen do to you

hobi: exist

i’m not fucking with them

the vibes are off

and there are too many australians

y/n: isn’t it jake the only australian one?

yoongi: why do you know his name

y/n: because i’m nice and remember people’s names

hobi: i’ll literally kill jake like wdym oh naur??? like only i can say that

fucking bitch

UGH

i hate him

jimin: wow ok

namjoon: hoseok be the bigger person here they are kids

hobi: i’m skinny

bigger person?? absolutely not!

jimin: he kinda real for that idk

y/n: LMAO

jin: i’m saying fuck enhypen AND newjeans

hobi: literally

y/n: haters

jimin: NO FUCK NEWJEANS FOR REAL HAD ME DANCING TO ETA

LIKE I’M A MAN

jin: ha

jimin: what’s funny?

jin: 😚

jimin: i literally agreed with you idk why ur trying to fight me rn

jin: i didn’t even say anything

jimin: you didn’t have to

namjoon: ok both of you stop

jk: what if i was a giant meatball

yoongi: that’s nasty

tae: no cuz i get it

are you the meatball or is the meatball you

if you know what i mean

jk: i know

tae: no bro

we know

yoongi: ur sick

both of you are extremely sick

hobi: wish enhypen was sick

with the plague or something

y/n: that’s not nice :(

hobi: i would say i’m sorry

but i’m not

and i don’t lie

i just don’t

jk: guys can we cook rocks

y/n: no

jk: why not

y/n: they are rocks

jk: ok but have you tried

y/n: shut up

jk: yes

hobi: i could so play alexander hamilton

jimin: isn’t that the guy who drives the fast car?

jk: the fast and furious man?

tae: vin diesel????

yoongi: lewis hamilton you fucking idiots

hobi: i’m talking about the founding father

jk: what did ur father find???

namjoon: isn’t that an american thing?

jimin: finding fathers?

y/n: i can find mine

jin: so can i

and last time i’m checked i’m not american

tae: does america think koreans are fatherless?

yoongi: you act like u are don’t blame them tbh

hobi: no guys don’t you know the musical??

jin: about fatherless koreans?

jk: or the car man?

i thought that was a normal movie

did i miss the singing part???

y/n: omg didn’t jimin do a song for fast and furious??

jimin: OMG I DID

namjoon: wait i’m confused

hobi: lin-manuel miranda???

tae: wtf is that

jin: a sauce?

y/n: is that not the lip bite guy

hobi: YES

yoongi: give up hoseok

hobi: i have faith in them

yoongi: don’t

hobi: ur right…

jimin: anyways

tae: thinking hard rn

namjoon: i’m impressed

tae: thank you its the first time i’ve ever done this

i’m fucking with it lowkey

yoongi: go away

tae: can someone ask me what i’m thinking about

jimin: no

tae: since you asked i’ve got a really important question

jk: i’ll answer

tae: no you won’t

hobi: y/n do you want cookies?

y/n: PLEASE

jin: can i have some

hobi: no

jin: :/

tae: y/n

y/n: what

jk: 😍

tae: fuck marry kill

like out of us

rn

this shouldn’t be hard

y/n: ur right it’s not

fuck jin marry hobi kill jimin

tae: just fell to my knees

jimin: kinkyyyy

hobi: 🥺

jin: real!!!!!!!

jk: wait what

yoongi: lol

tae: clutching my chest

namjoon: would you all get a grip

tae: i have a grip on my heart

i’m having a heart attack

ohmygod

it’s fading to black

help me

beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeppp

(i’m dead)

yoongi: thank god

jk: y/n you can kill me yk?

won’t even be mad i swear

like fr

as long as ur thinking of me ha

idm!!!

y/n: but i picked jimin to kill

jk: oh lmao yeah!

you picked jimin

silly me lol

yeah

ur right lol

ha

jimin

yeah

jin: you wanna fuck rn lol?

yoongi: shut up

jin: ur mad

yoongi: i’m not

it’s just a stupid game 😂

jin: EWWW YOONGI JUST USED “😂”

i could throw up

someone kick him

jimin: when you kill me can you do it by strangling me

i feel like that would be the best way to go

namjoon: gross?

hobi: i think we should have a spring wedding that would be SAURRRR cute

y/n: NAURRRR ur so right

jk: ha ha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

jimin: wow he’s insane

jk: i could die better than you

i would die instantly

i wouldn’t fight back

i wouldn’t struggle

i would just die

jimin: the struggling is the best part

namjoon: stop

yoongi: fucking freaks

tae: she’s in love with me i know it

y/n: did you not just have a heart attack?

tae: can you kiss me like yesterday

y/n: absolutely not!

tae: wow u want me so fucking bad

jin: yesterday?

jimin: let’s a have threesome

hobi: bro can’t count

jimin: no

i just don’t vibe with jin fr

jin: ur such a hater it’s crazy this is why she’s killing you

and fucking ME

jk: LOL

LOOOOOOOOOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLL

y/n: guys can we talk about rn gojo pls I’m feeling sentimental

namjoon: who is that?

y/n: sighs looks out window

yoongi: don’t let her start

y/n: gojo was a hero to many a enemy to some a teacher to a few but to me

to me gojo was everything

jin: already don’t care can you come over lol

y/n: you want an in person gojo explanation???

jin: if that is what people are calling head now absolutely!!!!!!!!!!!!

y/n: jin i could cry

i’ll be there 😭🙏🏽

tae: me and joon are here

well like more me than joon but he can come if you want

i’m here babe

pls

don’t go to jin

jimin: wtf are you talking about 💀

jk: she didn’t even kill me guys

wow

like

wow

she didn’t even kill me….

hobi: she married me

jimin: ur clearly not on her mind bro

jk: no ur right

why would i even be on her mind anyways

i’m just a stupid idiot that no one loves

or wants to kill

y/n: get a grip

jk: grip gotten

yoongi: ur all dumb as hell

y/n: don’t be mad i didn’t pick you

yoongi: i’m not

jimin: iM nOt

yoongi: she literally killed you stfu

jimin: so?? at least i was on her mind

jk: WHY DIDNT YOU PICK ME OHMYGODDDDDIDJDJJDJJz nxbsjsh

tae: ok but be fr did you forget how to spell my name y/n be honest

tae: my name is tae

y/n: i know!

jk: i thought it was taehyung?

tae: CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP RN WE HAVE BIGGER ISSUES

jk: i’m sorry ur right

no one loves me

hit me in the head with a shovel

tae: ok LOOOOLLL but out of the remaining people who would you fuck?

y/n: joonie 🙏🏽

yoongi: u think ur so funny

y/n: ?

sorry for speaking my truth

jin: literally

tae: NAMJOON FR????

AFTER ALL I DID

and you pick the man that basically sat behind you the whole time

jin: wait

namjoon: taehyung

tae: WHATEVER

jin: waittttttttttttttttttttt

y/n: let’s not wait actually

jk: y/n are you sure you don’t want to kill me

jimin: shut the hell up

tae: AHHHHHHHZHSHSHSUDUDH

UGHHHHSYSZHSSBDBDN

YOU WANT ME

i hate life

you want me so bad

i know it

FUCK YOU

tae left “GOLDEN OUT SOON”

yoongi: wtf

jimin: wow

hobi: didn’t know it was that srs

jin: i have a theory

namjoon: you don’t

jin: no i definitely do

y/n: shut the fuck up

jin: wow u guys are nasty

yoongi: ????

jk: y/n did you change ur mind?

jimin kicked jk from “ GOLDEN OUT SOON”

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tags: @piw6n @jvmisvu @birdie-vhs @kooksmilitarywife @hob3loveofmylife @jujubiism @bloopkook @ratchetpizza1 @myntalks @arloo00 @watamotee33 @y2kcy3brz @taiwan0618 @indigobsessed @freyadanvers @gguksbeloved @raetf @bbsantc @winuvs @medicinemybish @bxnnyhime @leleluvsbts @baetukki @zyaaaszn @thelilbutifulthings @yojaschill @k4ngelz @junghoseokshusband

[ovaryacted]

it is currently 3:04 am here rn but i have went down a vendetta leon rabbit hole. i think i might js... idk ugh istg im abt to

ℑ𝔪 𝔤𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔞 𝔱𝔬𝔲𝔠𝔥 him.

like naur its not FAIR like i wanna give him so much fucking head UGH OLD MEN DICK

Ah yes, Vendetta Leon. Been there, done that (literally). I get it though.

This is how I know Joel and Logan have done their damage because I don’t even have any feelings towards this gif lmao. I’m just like “okay a white man that’s an alcoholic. so what?” But I will still stand true and say that Infinite Darkness and Death Island Leon are my favorite types of Leon so yeah.

[unsleepingtales]

Finale Time. I have food, I have a drink, let’s do this.

Three whole hours <3

Somehow I forgot about the outfits.

Former emo kid Murph is so dear to me

Lipstick by Rick Perry!

$217 at hot topic would not buy six outfits I hate to break it to you.

They all look great, but. Zac looks really good.

Mazey’s mini looks so cool!

Like some kind of fucked up pokemon

Naur

That was spinning for so long oh my god

18 D10????

Holy shit!!!

You’re saying that the shatter stars were parasitically possessing the rat grinders. That’s what you’re telling me right now. PLEASE bad kids hear and process what that means. Please.

Noooo Mazey

Oop

You’re telling me Buddy Dawn isn’t absurdly charismatic? Wild.

Fuck!

FUCK YOU MAN

Oh my god

I’m gonna throw up

Oh my fucking god if Gorgug perma dies I’m gonna. Be upset.

Excuse me?? Is that what he says??

He’s lying girl!!!

OOOOOHHH

Oh god

:( bye kipperlilly

Devastating!

No.

FUCK.

Oh god the hat.

I love the skeleton hand over Siobhan’s pink glove I think that’s fun

FUCK the failed death saves are so bad

God what an incredible turn from Adaine

Someone please incorporate Jace calling Porter ‘Boss’ into their Starbreaker fic

Did not like that sound at the start of Jace’s turn

It really is circus hours you’re so right Ally

Cool hand :)

(Brennan mimics Bigby’s Hand jiggling impotently) god

THANK GOD

I will admit that Zac’s casual ‘well that’s fun because I rolled a 33’ was hot. It was.

Awww the song from the first episode <3

That was a sick move.

I’m so stressed guys

Don’t do this to me don’t do this to me actually I don’t care :(

Yeah making the minis kiss is d&d. That’s what d&d is about

ITS SQUEEM WITH A STEEL CHAIR SIX CORTADOS

And Balthazar!

Mass healing word cast via cortados 😭😭

Awww Fabian’s version of German Shepherd mode!

Kisses and a girlfriend!!

It’s great that you’re wearing a black lip while you’re doing this Lou. It’s great

Oh you’re fucking kidding me

Oh christ

Oh my god

This is what a lot of dms look like yeah

I do love that apparently the big difference is really that K2 lives in a world dmed by Zac Oyama

HER PARENTS GOT DIVORCED?????????

I’m gonna lose it

I really hope Brennan gets to take a minute

Cotton candy lung?????

(Murph cackling in slo mo)

Some god is having so much fun with Brennan right now

Oh my god

OH MY GOD????

K2 is on earth right now. In England. In Austin. Somewhere.

Oh that’s so upsetting. Brennan is really going through it.

THATS HER VAPE

K2 is granted true life. K2 is now a human cleric who has a memory of Kristen’s life but in England.

Just mirrors that anatomy just in a British way.

I’m gonna lose my goddamn mind.

THANK YOU ADAINE <3 Kristen already has sisters!!

Hi Cassandra! Are you just. Back now?

AND THEN SHE BOWS

MLADY

Somehow I don’t think it was Porter saying ‘enough’

We never followed up with them

Oh noooooo

I do not appreciate the paladin hate! Just because this paladin was evil does not mean that the entire class is bad! Fig is also a paladin!

God I’m stressed and there’s still an hour and a half left

Sandra Lynn!! Jawbone!! Lydia!! Ragh!!

YOU DO PLUR WITH BALTHAZAR?????

AGENT CLARK????????

One: why does he count as an ally Two: this really is so unhinged at this point

Fuck

She has faith in her friends and maybe that’s enough <3

Oh that’s so smart. Siobhan Thompson you’re so incredibly smart.

New Gorgug ability!!!

Thank you for not letting k2 get this one

That’s not justice

Love a (potentially unintentional) callback to Fig pretending to be a bouncer in freshman year

God Ankarna is so beautiful

I really love all the mini shots

Oh Emily found her camera for that one

Oh god okay we actually get some emotions thank you

My potential is mine. And I can do with it what I want to do with it.

Goddammit Ally Beardsley. You’re really good at this.

Ohhh god Gorgug and Kristen are the first to find each other. Hold on that’s gotta be its own post.

You don’t wanna kill your mom and get your inheritance though?

Riz Gukgak you kill me dead. Riz Gukgak I can’t.

Oh god if they cry I’m gonna cry

Emily Axford the person you are.

Friends can hurt each other so deeply and it’s so painful.

Please. Let him understand. Let her help him understand.

Oh my god. Maybe this is the one that gets me. The release from parental expectation.

Oh god okay thank you Cassandra’s back that was what I needed.

Now go away. Literally forever.

You crack a cortado???

The purple hair really brings out Beardsley’s eyes. I’m listening to them and what they’re saying and it’s beautiful but also their eyes are lovely.

Rebellion without hope for a dawn is cynical

God they’re mirroring the painting.

They’re married! They’re back together and they’re going to rest

Is SQUEEM Ankarna’s familiar 😭

Wait so who are you bringing back

Arthur Aguefort driving a station wagon

AYDA!!!!!

Well dang.

That’s some narc shit 💀💀

President Applebees.

Lucy’s back? Lucy’s back!!!

Okay so they are bringing the rat grinders back. Okay.

Zac Oyama….. hiiii

Hey WHAT.

WHAT

I LIKE TO SIT DOWN?????? THAT’S THE MOVE??????

What are you Talking about

The world does not rest on what college you go to. It just doesn’t.

Bitchy sisters my beloveds <3

Uncle Ray!!!!!!!! I love this I love this for him

OOF

Why is Telemaine there

CATHILDA ART!!!!!!

Yesssssss

The odds are quite literally one in one hundred Brennan.

They’re comedians!!!! They’re so good at comedy!

Josh???

The child???

Josh get ready for warrrrr Josh

Awwww yayyyy

Yesss get Riz student gov on his resume!!

Oh Trackerbees. They know each other better than most people and they have love for each other.

Nooooo Kristennnnn

Okay that was an unreasonable expectation

I will not understand this for years 😭😭

Hmm. Feeling weird about Trackerbees but what else is new.

Gorgug made Fig an effects pedal. Oh god.

Why are you giving her THAT BENCH

Ooooh Gorgug teaching would be fun

Hey WHAT

Tip top! [and he turns into birds]

Oh Fig and Sandra Lynn. Oh god.

Aguefort never holds podcasts against anyone

Oh boy oh boy!

KALINA!!!!!

What a show. What a time. It’s been an honor to spend the past five months with everybody here on d20 tumblr, and I’ll see you at Basrar’s 💜💜

[umichenginabroad]

Reflections

Well, it's goodbye. I’m not sure how I felt leaving Sydney. I know there was sadness in my taxi to the airport, intense nostalgia as I walked through the terminal and got to my flight and gratitude as the plane took off and the coastline that had been home for the past four months faded behind me. 

My travels have nearly had the opposite effect I was expecting. Getting home with my family and into my bed will feel amazing. But, since leaving, I obsess over the next trip and scheming ways to budget the time and money to make it a reality. Truly, “the more I see, the less I know,” and the more I want to know. I’m in London now and then Edinburgh, then a two-week bike ride through Spain, and finally a week in Morocco before heading home. *Phew*. We’ll see how long that love for travel lasts.

Reflecting on my first blog and the expectations I had going into this semester, I realized how different the experience was. First off, I unexpectedly left with a little bit of Aussie slang, like “air-con” instead of “AC” or “mate” instead of “bro” or “NAUR” instead of “no.” That last one was a joke. Going into the semester, I was expecting a completely foreign city with its unique way of life and everything. However, Sydney didn’t feel too dissimilar to major cities in the states. It hardly felt like a different part of the world within a few weeks, which was great for adjusting. 

I was surprised to discover how challenging the classes were. The class expectations and projects frequently felt higher than I had known at Michigan. If it weren’t for the fact I only needed to pass these classes, I don’t think I could’ve gone on any of the international trips, save New Zealand. Do not underestimate the intensity of classes here. 

Before arriving, I was expecting a European-adjacent culture. This assumption was partly true regarding the largely relaxed and outdoorsy population. However, Sydney could have had better food. When eating out, we endured more mediocre meals than memorable ones. In general, stick to the Middle Eastern, Mediterranean, and Asian food places. People in Sydney are also generally very active morning people. If we had stayed in Sydney and connected more with locals, those enviable habits may have rubbed off. 

The going-out scene is a mixed bag, but there are some memorable gems that I’m going to miss. For those planning on coming, Sheaf Wednesday, in the beginning, is a great time and way to meet other kids abroad. Ivy is the quintessential club on Thursday; it has several floors of pounding dance EDM and everything that goes along with that. Scary Canary is a smaller but memorable club that became the group's favorite. The mediocre but worth checking out places were Argyle and Cliff Dive. And finally, the worst for last and by a mile is Coogee Pav on Sundays. This place was not our scene. Before I rip into it, it is lovely, and the drinks are good, with a beautiful overlook of the beach. That being said, it is stuffy, has mediocre music, the drinks are extremely expensive, and most of the people there were kind of uppity 30-year-olds. 

As sad as I am to leave Sydney, the sense of loss from leaving my group of five, who had become like family over the past semester, lingers. We lived, ate, traveled, laughed, cried, and sometimes fought, but it was all done together. I’m not sure how other people lived their semester, but I lived it nearly exclusively with these lemmings: Joe, Sam, Michelle, and Viv. 

I remember reading Anika’s and others’ blogs reflecting on their time abroad. They mentioned how hard it was to leave their Australian friends behind, but for better or worse, I didn’t make any significant Aussie mates. However, I wouldn’t change this reality for anything. Every hour not spent holed up in the library was somehow spent with these four. I’ll take making a few lifelong friends over dozens of temporary abroad ones any day. So, despite having nothing to do if the other four were busy or having to cook for four distinct tastes (Michelle and the others), I couldn’t feel more love for these four and my innumerable memories with them. Studying abroad would never have been the same without you all. 

During my last night in Sydney, I stayed up with my friends, clinging to the hours and minutes slipping away before I had to leave. “I don’t think we could have done it [study abroad] differently,” said Vivi. Our prioritization of traveling allowed us to explore this part of the world, but it kept us out of Sydney for weeks when I’m sure others were forging local ties. We took every long weekend (or regular) to visit the areas around Sydney, such as down south for Surf Camp or the Blue Mountains. We made excessive use of the time off from school, the welcome week of T1 (New Zealand), spring break (Vietnam), and finals study week (Thailand). 

The loss of leaving the dynamic unique to this past semester is bittersweet. Of course, we will see each other again, in different combinations and parts of the world, and "we'll always have Sydney" (to reminisce). These friends will stay in touch with each other, but without a doubt, it is the end of an era I will never forget and the start of the rest of our lives. 

As always, thank you for reading! 

If you are considering this incredible place for your study abroad and have further questions about any part of this experience, feel free to email me at togrant@umich.edu or text me at +1 (202)841-5597. I still have budgeting sheets and trip itineraries that may come in handy. 

Take care, everyone,

Grant Touchette

Aerospace Engineering

University of New South Wales in Sydney

[susie-dreemurr]

Dungeon Menshi (live-blogging from ep 2 to like 7 I think

Ep2

Marcille is such a mood I love her. I too am a picky whiny bitch

THE MY LITTLE PONY CHICKEN— BASILISK. Ah yes i remember its bam enow

Genshin rly said fuck that guy I wanna cook. He’s gonna have to wait for me to cook. Everyone but Marcille is insane <3

NOOOOO MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT THE DOGS— oh thank god she never tried it

If I was Falin I would kill these motherfuckers the instant I got out fr y’all wasting too much time man

Fofa conversa

Ok if I were this Chil kid I would fucking kill Senshi as soon as we could

“Your job is to cook, mine is to detect and ruin traps, Marcille’s is magic” …and the protag guy can get fucked I guess

Ep3

“I was killed by a moving armor once so I used to be terrified of them. Wonder what they taste like, none of the books ever described it. How would you cook them?”— Insane person speaking

Is there like a really tiny person controlling that one specific armor that moves wonky. Like two kids in a trench coat kinda deal

“These armors seem alive and are protecting something *skips the implications* which means they’re edible”

“If he dies let’s leave him here” “yeah” based

Laios (I know his name now) Laios please take out the fucking creature from the sword before taking it with you. Laios please

Laios NEEDS to get someone on the team killed one day. *remembers his sister* that one didn’t count

Ep 7 (I forgot to liveblog the others)

Damn Senshi got that nasty ass beard. Marcille teach him hygiene— FUCK SHE LOST HER SOAP IN THE DRAGON FIGHT NOOOO

MARCILLE JESUS???? WLAKING WATER

In a modern au Senshi is that guy from a countryside town who’s an urban legend because he lives in the woods and refuses to interact with any kind of technology. He doesn’t stop others from living their way but he decided to be a medieval citizen, good for him ig

Marcille finally is awestruck by Senshi and all it took was a fantasy horse… she’s a horse girl isn’t she

Senshi is a better person than me because if someone said it’d be more practical to use my pet’s organs as 🛟 I would kill them. I understand Laios but damn bro

“Why is everyone soft hearted for mamíferos and doesn’t let me plant carnivorous plants?” — Laios. Aiai eu esqueci que ele é assim. Freak /pos

NOOOOOO ANNE NOOOOO. It was inevitable I guess, it is a wild animal after all, but FUCK MAN.

Senshi :((( I feel so bad man but class will start shortly rn so I can’t even be sad :((( having a pet makes me sensitive to this stuff. :((( I’m so sad man

Naur he’s gonna eat Anne to make sure nobody else gets to do it. What if we all died

THESE MFS KEEP GETTING WIPED MAN NO MAMES. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM STAY OUT OF THIS DUNGEON

Chilchuck??? Chilchuck thanks to hxh I have trauma over dull eyes I know you’re hypnotized probably but don’t do this to me

Thank you Laios for being weird as shit not even the mermaids want you

Lmao Chilchuck trying to talk his way out of not acting to eat a semi-human creature

I have a feeling that Laios will eventually make everyone in this group cannibalistd

MARCILLE FOFA DEMAIS

“Is that a squid? Or an octopus?” It’s an Ikalgo

Senshi is smarter than me I would of literally never thought of that. Marcille’s Jesus spell the true MVP, just like Jesus himself was god bless

Ok essas são as consequências das suas próprias ações Laios, pra que que tu foi comer VERME cru???

[teotalksaboutstuff]

Danganronpa Despair Time Chapter 2: Episodes 3, 4, and 5

Episode 3

-so no teruko traitor reveal? pog 

-monotv’s incompetence makes him my favorite host of any killing game. reminds me a lot of danganronpa: safety’s on, basically DR1 but Monokuma is about as incompetent as MonoTV is. it’s a great read, highly reccommended.

-teruko being bad at caulking a bathroom is so me. also of course monotv isn’t going to reveal the information but him not knowing it himself is interesting.

-hey, nice caulk.

-people changing clothes being this big thing is very funny

-charles’ straight up phobia of blood is uh... there’s clearly something deeper going on here

-teruko, put the fucking knife away. as much as it’s within reason that you’d be this paranoid, this does make you look like you are trying to murder Charles here, at least to him.

-id love to know whose motive Charles had, now that Teruko’s got it.

-loving charles and teruko actually being friends of some sort now that their positions have basically reversed since chapter 1.

-Chiteruko? i actually like the idea of those three as a polycule and want to see more whit/teruko interactions.

-MonoTV jumping on charles XD

-teruko playing with cacti i literally cannot???? best scene in chapter 2 by FAR

-living for the eden jumpscare here

-THE EDEN GREMLIN SPRITE MAKES ITS APPEARANCE. GOD I LOVE HER.

-Eden’s hope speech is also iconic. Her knowing the world is kinda fucked but still being kind anyways is something Teruko clearly needed to hear.

Episode 4

-what is the tea

-the gurlz are fighting

-naur

-teruko sandwich duck face

-ace markey, the ultimate allistic

-by all rules of danganronpa arei should have died here, and i am so grateful monotv isn’t competent enough to actually enforce the rules but at the same time is arei the mastermind? ofc he wouldn’t kill the mastermind.

-veronika living for the fights is also very me

-’you’ve been acting jerkishly as well’ eden she is literally being deadnamed and STALKED are you blind. J is 100% in the right here.

-nico fucking roasting ace is funny, and i get why he’d think its constructive criticism because i too am autistic and would think much the same.

-see, veronika gets it

-when death threats are the only way to properly resolve an argument

-arei lashing out at monotv is iconic tbh

-jesus christ arei yeah that reaction is a sensible one given your circumstances

-”hey, just so you know, failed hanging attempts are pretty painful” teruko wtf, im not entirely sure how that was intended to be helpful?

-we know what the tea is

-the gurlz are still fighting

-naur

-teruko has 99 problems and these bitchez aren’t about to be number 100

-charles making cucumber flowers is iconic

-DAVID YES YOU STEP IN THERE AND HELP THEM

-yeah people are gonna be... super hesitant about the motive secret thing, and teruko defo needs to talk to the person whose motive was originally charles’ as well as rose, whose she has

-see, j at least has the decency to ask the person before telling their secret

-eden has a dude’s motive secret evidently, maybe levi’s? that would be significant.

-who is the someone they’re inviting

Episode 5

-Arei’s typical ew reaction to everything, unsurprising. Makes sense she’d want to talk about motive though given her position.

-Granted leaving Arei out was before Xander died but nO AREI YOU ARE BECOMING A WORSE TERUKO LIKE AM I THE ONLY ONE NOTICING THE PARALLEL HERE OR AM I SEEING THEM WHERE THERE ARENT ANY?

-Teruko’s reaction being what it is does not surprise me.

-MORE AREI GREMLIN SPRITES WOOT

-oh wow arei actually wasn’t bluffing when she said she had nothing to hide

-is _ illegal nahhhh let arei be a girlboss yall just dont want to see women win

-teruko please stop acting as if you have any moral high ground here 

-i mean unless something like this happened to you then thats another matter entirely

-the true arei trauma dump. contextualizes literally everything about her in a way that actually makes me fascinated with her as a wonderfully complex character. 

-naturally this would develop into a philosophy where kindness is weakness, yeah

-DAVREI??? FUCK YES I SHIP IT!!

-ah, rose time

-yass art therapy, but i can understand why teruko was so freaked out by it

-in all fairness i dont know how you would respond to someone saying the stuff rose was about teruko

-TERUKO THATS LIKE SAYING I HATE YOU TO AN ARTIST?? LIKE CMON TERUKO YOU ARE MAKING IT REALLY HARD FOR ME TO DEFEND YOU THIS CHAPTER

-naturally, rose is fine with the secret coming out. she even has her own trauma dump scene with teruko

-i mean we been knew that teruko didn’t actually mean any of that and now rose maybe does?

-nico was mother for that tbh

-please don’t forget him down there ;-;

-the implication that nico actually likes the teruko gore art is an interesting one

-loving how nico wants rose to teach him painting omg

[neotrances]

Every cartoon has transphobia. Its sad but true, even popular shit like Gravity Falls is laced with bigotry. The society we live in hates minorities, and those who rise to power are normally not those minorities. Bigots always get first pick, and the most say. Even in the animation industry. As soon as we all realize that, I think a lot of things we watch will make more sense in that way. Sorry if my language isnt very good, or succinct. :)❤️ I hope you are having a good day

naur u got it perfect hope u having a good day too !

[pengujoon]

MAY ALL YOUR CHRISTMAS WISHES COME TRUE

content. yamaguchi x reader, pure fluff in this one. it's christmas and there's a present underneath the tree for reader. is that a letter i see? extra romantic yama that loves his partner a lot. super hopeless romantic.

a/n. kinda late on a christmas story but this is too cute for me to not write it now

Hearing the soft caroling from over at the church, you glanced outside of your windows and saw the white snowy petals flow with the air, finding its landing on the bare tree branches and the now white window panes.

You hear the wooden floor board creak's getting louder and you turned towards the door. A familiar dark forest green hair popped into your vision, and you can't help but smile softly as he peeked into the room and saw your awoken figure.

"Are you fully awake, my love?" Yamaguchi said softly, his gaze on you softening as he took another step in and gently closed the door shut. It is at times like this where you can't help wonder how you managed to land a boyfriend like him.

"Mmm..." you nodded groggily. "but 'm still kinda tired though..." You fell back onto the pillow on his side and pulled the weighted blanket over you. "Kinda cozy."

He let out a breathy laugh and walked towards the bed, sitting right beside you. You felt his hand caress your hair and nuzzled into his warm touch. "Go and wash up, I have a gift for you."

Hearing this, you immediately shot up, eyes wide open as you intensely stared at your boyfriend. You looked at him as though you're trying to question "a gift?" with your eyes.

"I swear with all my heart that's a gift that will surprise you."

At his sentence, you immediately dashed out of bed and headed into the washroom to cleanup, not wasting even a single minute to dilly dally around, running straight from the washroom to your closet to change all within a time span of 5 minutes.

"You broke the record there," he chuckled after seeing you all done and prepared once you got out from the closet. "Come on, let's go to the living room." He got up and opened the door to lead you out, but not before giving you a warm embrace. You attempted to snuggle in his arms, but he let go immediately, seemingly to know what you were planning to do.

"Naur." He said. "We will end up going back to bed and cuddling the whole day instead of opening your present!" He said it with such passion you let out a small pout, sad that your plan to bring him back to the warm and cozy bed failed.

"Don't feel sad honey, it's Christmas," he got down to eye level and cupped your cheeks in his hands, and gave you a small peck on your lips. You felt the heat rushing up to your cheeks and looked away from his gaze and nodded softly.

Holding his warm hands in your cold ones, the both of you headed down the hallway to the brightly lit living room, a fully decorated christmas tree standing bold by the corner of the room. Hoping to see a number of presents by the tree, you couldn't help but feel mildly disappointed to see just a tiny gift box there alongside the gifts that you got for him.

You breathed out a soft sigh and turned to look at him, only to realise that his hands were shaking, but you could tell that he was trying his best to hide it. Racking through your brains for the answer, you couldn't figure out why he could possibly be nervous, but since it was in the morning, you threw it to the back of your mind thinking that he was just cold considering that it was snowing rather heavily.

"Do you want to go open your presents now?" you asked him, nudging him towards the tree.

"Sure, but, uhm," he scratched the back of his head. "Can I give you a kiss..?"

Leaning into him, you closed your eyes and gave a short but loving kiss as your hands found it's way behind him, feeling his muscles relax under your touch. "What's wrong?" you asked, confusion clear in your eyes.

"I'm just feeling really emotional right now," he muttered softly. "Christmas is a very beautiful time of the year and I'm so honoured to be able to spend it with the person that I wholly love the most."

You were stunned by his sudden confession. Truth to be said, you were also feeling rather emotional, this being the first Christmas the both of you shared after moving in together.

"I'm honoured too," you whispered, "This day will be one of the most memorable Christmas I've ever spent and I will hold this memory dear in my heart." You leaned in, your cheeks smooshed against his chest.

"Do you want to open the presents together or..?" you asked.

"It's alright, I'll open my present first." He broke away from the hug, but his touch on you lingered on longer before he walked towards the tree and picked up the gift with his name.

"Two of them...?" he asked.

"Mhmm!" you bopped your head passionately.

You were slightly concerned about his reaction to your gift, but once you saw the look on his face once he opened the wrappers, all your worries distinguished into midair. His mouth was agape as he pulled out a knitted beige scarf and a matching pair of khaki coloured mittens from the wrapping papers, and his gaze immediately shot towards you.

"Is this..?"

"I knitted this scarf and mittens for you!" You exclaimed with the biggest smile on your face.

"You learned knitting.. just for me?" his voice cracked towards the end as he walked towards you holding the gifts you made for him.

Nodding, you said, "you always seemed rather cold on these type of days, so I figured that if I made my own scarf and mittens just for you, it'll be able to warm you up! I searched for the softest but the warmest type of yarn, and-"

He cut you off by giving you the tightest hug, taking your breath away literally. "Thank you so much," he muttered against you, "I will forever cherish this gift."

Wordlessly, you gently patted him on his back and broke away from the embrace. All this time, you had the softest look on your face as you walked towards the tree and picked up the small gift box from underneath the tree.

Picking up the box, you saw a folded note on the wrapper itself, and turned to look at Yamaguchi. "Do I read the letter first or do I open the box first?" you asked him.

"...You should open the wrapper before you read it. There's another box inside the box."

"Do I open the other box to see the box inside?"

"After you finish reading the letter."

You nodded, and opened the delicately decorated present, careful to not tear the letter by accident. And true to his words, you saw that there was another small paper box inside. Facing the tree, you opened the letter and began to read it's contents.

My dearest loving partner,

I never believed in love at first sight, never once in my entire life. But ever since I bumped into you during the university orientation, something clicked into place. From that day onward, it appeared as though fate was meant for us to be.

I saw you everywhere wherever I go to: the library, the dormitory common room, the courtyard, and even the mall! It felt really weird to not strike up a conversation with this one person who I bumped into multiple times in a day, that's why I stroked up a conversation.

But it did not go well. I was too awkward, and I could tell that the tension between us was just as thick as a tree's trunk. But thank the heavens that we became friends and developed a friendship.

The way how we got together wasn't how one would've expected to go. Imagine just waking up someday and seeing your friend send you a youtube link titled "send this to your crush without any context". At that moment, I was shocked, since I thought that my feelings weren't reciprocated.

I thought it was a prank, but after an excruciating hour, I replied, and thank goodness I did not let my anxiety take over me, if not we won't even be here at this very day and time.

Throughout all this time we've been together, you taught me how to share my emotions with you and not keep them all in. You taught me how to trust in my own capabilities, you taught me how to love.

Every since we’ve met, we’ve found our way back to each other. Through every fight, every struggle, every trial, we return to each other again and again. It’s that once-in-a-lifetime connection.

I feel at peace, whole, and more alive alongside you, even if there’s complete silence. I don’t think I can ever point a finger at why I love you, but when I see into your eyes, I see a reflection of my soul staring back at me.

We’ve had an amazing partnership so far, but the best is yet to come. Today, I promise to stand by you as you’ve stood by me all these years. To catch you up when you’re about to fall and to always keep you safe.

I never believed there was a person out there for me. Until I met you. You changed my life upside down. In a good way. I never want to live without you. With each passing minute, I love you more than I thought was possible.

I have another gift for you.

Open the small box and take the present that's inside.

Then turn around and face me.

You turned around, one hand covering your agape mouth. You glanced at him with teary eyes, shaking hands holding the red velvet box as your tears threaten to spill. Yamaguchi was kneeling down on his left knee, hands reaching out to grab hold of the box and opened it up, revealing a diamond golden ring with his name and yours carved into it.

Will you marry me?