how much oldest sibling trauma do you think dick ended up with…
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This is the most impressive thing ever
The Playlist™
My 12 hour Batfam playlist (with repeating songs!)
The repeating version has 200 songs and is 12 hours. Non repeating has 167 songs and is 9 hours and 54 minutes.
I am so sorry to whatever poor souls are reading this just trying to find good songs for their faves
@batfambrainrotbeloved it’s done
The bat-playlist from hell is under the cut
Alfred
Be our guest
Let it be
Sweet caroline
You are my sunshine
God is really real
Istanbul (not Constantinople)
50 ways to say goodbye (him faking Bruce’s death when he went training)
What was I made for
No time to die
James Bond theme
I got you
Child of Mine
Little Lion man
You’ll be in my heart
Never grow up
Edelweiss
Baby mine
Friend like me
My heart will go on
Bruce
Never grow up
Everything has changed
I hate it here
I look in people’s windows
imgonnagetyouback
Karma (AJR)
Humpty Dumpty
Inertia
Two birds
Cat’s in the cradle
Song for Orphans
Tears in heaven
Heart of stone
Robin
Whatever it takes
ocean eyes
Migraine
I’ll make a man out of you
Under the Sea
Beautiful Boy (darling boy)
Babs
The story of us
Just a girl
Clara Bow
Role Models
Break my face
The DJ is crying for help
Little miss perfect
She used to be mine
Mastermind
Pretty distraction
So high school
How did it end
Fight song
You should see me in a crown
The man
Runs the world (girls)
I bet you think about me
Inertia
Ours
Part of your world
Dick
I can do it with a broken heart
Touchy feely fool
Never grow up
The Bolter
Surface Pressure
You’re on your own, kid
Because of you
Karma (AJR)
Way less sad
Perfect (simple plan)
Father of mine
This is me trying
Count on me
The Greatest Show
No way
Mr. Perfectly fine
Dancing Queen
Show and Tell
How far I’ll go
Used to be young
Cass
Who’s afraid of little old me
Cassandra
The Albatross
Father of mine
You’re on your own, kid
Heart of stone
Fight song
Everybody wants to rule the world
She used to be mine
Family Line
Because of you
Roar
You should see me in a crown
I won’t
When will my life begin
The prophecy
I hate it here
Speechless
I’ve got a dream
Blackbird
Jason
The Prophecy
Mr. Perfectly fine
Better than Revenge
I did something bad
My tears ricochet
Vigilante shit
You’re gonna go far, kid
Time of dying
Deja vu
good 4 u
Because of you
Father of mine
These boots were made for walking
Fuck you
One way or another
Bang! Pow! Boom!
Be prepared
One jump ahead
Vampire
I think I’m gonna like it here (baby jason needs a song)
Steph
Record Player
Turning out Pt. II
The Dumb Song
Just a girl
Cardigan
The Man
But daddy I love him
the manuscript
Guilty as Sin?
Father of mine
Dead!
Teenagers
You’re on your own, kid
Mr. Perfectly Fine
High school sweethearts
Drama Club
My Play
Devil Town
This is love (air traffic controller)
I won’t say (I’m in love)
Tim
Ur gonna wish u believed me
Yes I’m a mess
Karma (AJR)
Mastermind
Don’t blame me
Fool
Wow, I’m not crazy
Humpty Dumpty
Good 4 u
Pretender (Acoustic)
Mister Cellophane
Come hang out
Let the games begin
Heart of stone
brutal
Deja vu
Every breath you take
The sound of silence
Go the distance
Viva La Vida
Duke
Here comes the sun
Walking on sunshine
I see the light
How do I say goodbye
The Prophecy
Turning out
Sunshine lollipops and rainbows
Teenagers
Our song
Demons
I’m still standing
Waiting on a miracle
I’m not famous
Paper rings
We didn’t start the fire
Everybody dies
What was I made for
I’ll follow the sun
Sunflower
Into the Unknown
Damian
Insane
Oh no!
Surface Pressure
Control
The good part
Role models
Mother knows best
Bad guy
What else can I do
Devil Town
Bones
Rät
Maniac
Losing my religion
(Don’t fear) The Reaper
Heathens
Pumped up kicks
Go the distance
A whole new world
I just can’t wait to be king
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In order to connect with his children, Bruce thought to adopt Gen-Z /Gen Alpha type slang, unfortunately, he sought out help from said children, the worst decision of all, asking Steph.
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Steph, with a detailed powerpoint presentation at hand: Ate means that someone slayed really hard, they did a great job at something so they ate-
Bruce, taking down notes furiously: Can you go back to what slayed means? As well as skeebeedee toilet???
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Then next day -
Bruce: So...Damian, rizzed up any level ten gyatts yet?
Damian: Father, may I inquire as to the nature of the malady that presently afflicts you?
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Bruce, driving Duke to school: You studied hard for that exam, you'll be fine
Duke: Yeah I know, I hope I don't flunk.
Bruce, nonchalantly: You'll cook the exam, you'll eat and leave no crumbs I'm sure of it :)
Duke: *Does a double take leaving the car*
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Cass: *Showing off her new pointe shoes to the fam*
Bruce, without looking up from his newspaper: Pop off queen
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Jason: The only reason I come back here is for Alfred's cucumber sandwhiches.
Bruce: Straight facts
Jason, glaring daggers at Steph: Oh god.
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Bruce, thinking smash means to 💀 someone: I high key wanna smash Superman.
The batkids: WHATTTTTT
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have this lil headcanon that whenever jason super pissed at the batfam he speaks in old english or Shakespearean to annoy them
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Bruce: Hood I need you to type up a mission report
Jason: Thy not mine own father
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Dick perched on the chandelier: Finders keeper losers weepers
Jason: Trait'r thee consumed the final cookie, visage mine own wrath like an established sir
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Tim sticking out his tongue after winning monopoly
Jason: No more brain than stone replacement stealing mine own lodging as the grand winner of monopoly
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so i have this brucie wayne hc that all of gotham upper society and the press thinks he did the rich guy thing and adopted all his bastards. like, that's a lot of dark haired orphans you got there, brucie. they look a lot like you, brucie.
and from the public perspective this totally makes sense. the man is known as kind of a slut. he would totally have bastard children. the drakes are also high society and right next door. that's some random street kid from crime alley? hell no, brucie's one night stand tracked him down. he's adopted a 17 year old girl from out of nowhere? obviously some ex has caught up with him. the press and public just can't understand why someone with his wealth would just adopt random kids for no other reason.
then damian turns up.
and brucie fully admits this one is biologically his.
and all of gotham is forced to go 'huh'.
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NON BATFAM RELATED STUFF BUT HELP A FELLA OUT
guys pls help me out
very serious debate
my friend are say there are better animes that Avatar but thats obvi cap, so they told me to set up a poll, help me winnnn
and yes im exploiting whatever tiny following i have for this forgive me 😭
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nah supermans eyes shifted bc hes guilty of only wearing glasses as a disguise
A funny thought just came to me, so here's a new writing prompt:
The Justice League doesn't think that Batman has a civilian identity. For the most part, he only ever comes out at night, adding to the nocturnal rumors, but he has been seen during the day when there are huge problems or bigger rouge attacks.
And, because the JL don't think he has a civilian identity, they naturally assume that none of the other Gotham Vigilantes do, either. Signal, the only consistent day shift, is obviously a different breed than the rest. All of the others are nocturnal.
Extra points if they think they're a group of cryptids.
One day, Bruce and Tim are needed to help set up at WE for a press conference. One that Lois Lane is covering. At the same time, the JL Is having a meeting. Normally Dick would put on the Batman suit, but Nightwing is needed at the meeting, too. They can't say that Batman is off world, because all of those trips are logged and followed by the Lanterns. So, the next logical thing to do is for Nightwing to tell the JL that Batman and Red Robin were needed as civilians, but he will make sure to pass the information on to them, as well as record the meeting.
"Batman doesn't have a civilian identity," Is the response he gets. "None of you do, right?"
Nightwing, for all his training, doesn't react outside of his smile getting slightly bigger. "You don't think we have secret identities?"
"No, we kinda just assumed you all just hid away in a cave or something when you weren't needed or on duty."
Oh, these sweet summer children. Nightwing is trying very hard not to laugh at them. "We, we do have secret identities, we don't do nothing when we aren't in costume."
"Are you sure?" That's the Flash. "'Cause I'm pretty sure we'd recognize you guys out of costume." Kudos to him for being so confident about that. "Most of you only have tiny masks over your eyes. That's not enough to cover an identity."
Nightwing takes a glance at Superman, not that anyone can see his eyes move behind the domino mask. The alien's eyes have shifted left.
"I've been to Gotham plenty of time," Green Arrow speaks up, "I know I haven't seen everyone in the city, but I'm pretty sure I'd recognize your build. It's pretty distinct."
Bold. All of the Wayne Clan have met Green Arrow in and out of costume. They've actually met most of the JL in and out of costume. Should he tell them? Nah, that's not funny. He can't wait to tell the others.
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A - Ships that you currently like a lot. (They don’t have to be OTPs because not everyone has OTPs.) Friendships, pairings, threesomes, etc. are allowed.
B - A pairing–platonic, romantic or sexual–that you initially didn’t consider, but someone changed your mind.
C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will.
D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t.
E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom? If so, what?
F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom?
G - Have you ever had an OTP? If so, do you remember your first one? Who was in it?
H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., TV shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)?
I - Has Tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why?
J - Name a fandom you didn’t think about until you saw it all over Tumblr. (You don’t have to care about it or follow it; it just has to be something that Tumblr made you aware of.)
K - What character has your favorite development arc/the best development arc?
L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves. (Characters you’re neutral about are fair game, as are characters you merely dislike. Characters that you absolutely loathe with the fire of ten thousand suns are exempt, as there is no point in giving yourself an aneurysm over a character that you hate.)
M - Name a character that you’d like to have for a friend.
N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice).
O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?
P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas).
Q - A fandom you’ve abandoned and why.
R - Which friendship/platonic relationship is your favorite in fandom?
S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)
T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending?
U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites.
V - Which character do you relate to most?
W - A trope which you are virtually certain to hate in any fandom.
X - A trope which you are almost certain to love in any fandom.
Y - What are your secondhand fandoms (i.e., fandoms you aren’t in personally but are tangentially familiar with because your friends/people on your dash are in them)?
Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go! (Prompts optional but encouraged.)
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Guys if i ever turn toxic i need yall to repetitively tag me in this and force me to change to a steph pfp so i can be hilarious once more and return to my former glory
You know, I'm starting to notice a pattern in the batfandom.
If someone has a Tim Drake profile picture, then there's a 60-40 split between them thinking that Tim is a funny goofy paranoid guy and he's a poor meow meow who did nothing wrong.
Cass and Damian profile pics are nearly always chill, they mind their own business and don't get into stupid fights.
Duke Thomas profile pics are rare, but they're also chill.
Dick Grayson fans end up in stupid fandom fights occasionally but are usually okay.
Bruce Wayne profile pics are chill, but have to deal with the Batman evil crowd. They know Batman isn't the best, but the fact that he is flawed is what makes him an interesting character. They also have to deal with character assassination by both canon and fanon writers who don't understand his character.
Stephanie Brown profile pics are hilarious.
Barbara Gordon profile pics just mind their own business.
And Jason Todd profile pics nearly always end up in toxic discourse one way or another. (I'm not saying that all of them do, but a staggeringly high amount are toxic.)
Vaguely bat themed profiles are usually peddling their own au. (Guilty)
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There’s an alternate universe where Jason Todd got killed via tumblr poll where only like 20 people actually voted on whether or not to kill him and the other 20,000 voted the vanilla extract option
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This is hilarious every1 must read it
Wayne Family Social Media - The Waynes on Twitter Masterpost
IThe Waynes Profiles
1 - The butts match
1.5 - The butts match
2 - Tim Drake, CEO of Wayne Enterprises, is told he needs to be “more professional” on Twitter. He disagrees and choses chaos instead
3 - Confession time
4 - Batman has a sugar daddy?
5 - Tim Drake-Wayne/Sleep , 20k words, slowburn, angst, enemies to lovers
6 - Batkids tweet highlights
7 - Red Hood and Arsenal
8 - Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson-Wayne and Jason Todd-Wayne read your thirst tweets
9 - Duke gets verified!!!
10 - How Damian deals with online hate
11 - Private Account tweet highlights
12 - Batkids tweet highlights 2
13 - The Wayne’s decide to be chaotic on Twitter
14 - Bullying Lex Luthor, a family bonding experience
15 - Batkids tweet highlights 3
16 - Private account tweet highlights 2
17 - Love triangles are OUT, time for a love square
18 - Wayne kids being gay on twitter
19 - The Wayne kids interactions with Gotham’s rogues
20 - Human Disaster Tim Drake-Wayne
21 - Bats and friends
22 - Human Disaster Dick Grayson-Wayne
23 - Siblings, am I right?
24 - Human Disaster Stephanie Brown
25 - Human Disaster Cassandra Wayne
26 - So about that coffin
27 - Human Disaster Duke Thomas
28 - Human Disaster Bruce Wayne
29 - Human Disaster Damian Wayne
30 - Human Disaster Jason Wayne
31 - Disaster Family: The Waynes
32 - The Bats are ever so slightly unhinged (lie)
33 - Manors haunted.
34 - Broose
35 - The Waynes really just say things
36 - This is me admitting defeat. I cannot keep on thinking of names of chapters.
37 - The (older) batkids have nailed this social media thing if you ask me
38 - Dickie, are you okay?
39 - The struggles of being a (really rich) single parent
40 - *Squints at writing on palm* The Wames everybody!
41 - These are Bruce’s ‘babies’ btw
42 - Bruce is high (on painkillers), what could go wrong?
43 - *chuckling awkwardly* uh what
44 - the waynes are suffering but not really
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assigning the batfam songs from my childhood that i hypothesize they would enjoy
Bruce: Millionare by cash cash anddigital farm animals
Selina: That’s what I like by bruno mars
Dick: what does the fox say by Ylvis
Jason: Baby by justin beiber ( he denies it tho )
Tim: Dynamite by Taio cruz
Damian: i am your gummy bear by gummibär (he acts like he hates it but secretly enjoys every time dick blasts it in the car)
Steph: Shower by becky G
Cass: girl in the mirror by sophia grace
Duke: Best song ever by one direction (honestly kinda stumped on duke bc i dont know him that well but he’s a pretty enjoyable character)
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more batfam as shit me and my friends say part 4:
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Jason: ngl voldemort could just thrown harry from a roof when he was a baby instead of using magic, skill issue tbh
Tim: Nd also like harry couldv’e just shot voldemort?
Guns exist
Another skill issue
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Dick: Gitchee gitchee goo
Jason: wtf is that
Tim: ig it doesn't apply to me? it sounds like a thing from the olden days, like a childhood memory
Jason: it sounds like a baby word
Dick: i feel so dissapointed
Steph out of nowhere: GITCHEE GITCHEE GOO MEANS THAT I LOVE YOU~
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Duke: Lowkey we could make a podcast and it would be trending bc it would be the stupidest shit anyones ever heard.
Steph: Honestly tho
Podcast name?
The sh¡theads
Jason: Im down
Tim: sounds cool
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Tim: I dont wanna workkk
Damian: too bad you have to
Tim: I cant though your best friend keeps trying to suck my blood
Jason: Damian has friends??
Tim: 🦟
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NAUR
GUYS VOTE STEPH
SHES TOO RELATABLE TO BE BOOTED
Whoever has the least amount of votes gets eliminated
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I got tim, i feel so called out.
im not even the middle child im the eldest
Making a "Which Batfam member are you"? but im basically calling people out- its so much fun >:)
Now just gotta finish the result summaries <33
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CHARACTER ASK GAME!!! 💫
Send a character + one or more of these question!
1. Why do you like or dislike this character?
2. Favorite canon thing about this character?
3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?
4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?
5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?
6. What's something you have in common with this character?
7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?
8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?
9. Could you be roommates with this character?
10. Could you be best friends with this character?
11. Would you date this character?
12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?
13. What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or you think the character would use a lot?
14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.
15. What's your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn't matter if it's canon or not.)
16. What's your least favorite ship for this character?
17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with?
18. How about a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire?
19. How about a relationship they have in canon that you don't like?
20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?
21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?
22. If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to ths character? Something you don't like?
23. Favorite picture of this character?
24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?
25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?
26. FREEBIE QUESTION!!
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