#No I know why

[satancopilotsmytardis]

Dreamt about an incubus being locked in a decrepit mansion in the woods by a cult, said cult kidnapping random guys for him to eat (assault) so they don't risk a cambian being born and can use his magic to like get stuff? Classic like supernatural battery shit I think. And this one trying to strike a deal and having to eat like so many snails?? around the house to survive for 2 months until they could break out when the cult tried to bring in a new victim. And, of course, they fall in love. Is this dark romance??? Why was this spawned subconscious?

[comphyjost]

why he scowling 😭😭

[therelentless]

Songs I associate with Nandor ;;

1. Bahamut + hazmat modine 2. A Formidable Marinade + Mikelangelo & The Black Sea Gentlemen 3. Rasputin + Boney M. 4. Vamos a morir + Paté de Fuá, ft Catalina García 5. I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) + Meat Loaf

tagged by;; @andynked tagging;; @himbohotel + @lamourstre + @theirmadness + @platiinums + @wornkindness + you ; )

[the-busy-ghost]

Idk why every time I have a project that involves using the Register of the Great Seal for something even slightly more complex than looking up a single isolated charter, I always have a lovely plan where I think it will only take me a couple of hours to go in, check the index, and take the numbers I need down. And then I end up having to skimread the whole damn volume.

[strhwaberries]

i'm finally sorting out the photos from my trip to greece last october, don't know why it took me so long to do it

[ultimateaclrecovery]

I absolutely cannot make a decision as to what to get for party supplies for my 30th birthday. There’s so many options and they are all good but not perfect and I can’t decide how much I want to spend and what all exactly I want and if it all needs to be one set or mixing and matching plate sets and decoration sets and it’s really just not that important but I am overwhelmed.

I want this but it expensive and doesn’t come with silver ware or many extras and is expensive: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0BFG3415S/ref=ox_sc_act_image_1?smid=A1SWZ9NV6ZKTL1&psc=1

And then this the cheapest for the most things but I don’t even care about all of the extras and it’s uses a lot of yellow blue which I don’t love: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0C2T3HBG4/ref=ox_sc_act_image_7?smid=A1WW9O05V9J994&psc=1

And then there’s just decorations which I could pair with the unicorns but then it’s so expensive: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B08YRT6TX2/ref=ox_sc_act_image_4?smid=A203BAS6140Y7U&psc=1

And there’s even more butterfly options for more confusion: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0BMQQJZPH/ref=ox_sc_act_image_3?smid=A1A7X32XM3G7VC&psc=1

And I clearly just need to pick one or two and order them but it’s so hard.

Regardless I am excited for my birthday party 🥳

[strxnged]

ok if he still follows me here it would actually be a fucking disaster not just a funny cute awkward thing

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[evilgoodguys]

caught them doing the SIN, cos, tan (bad trigonometry joke, I'm sorry, you have permission to euthanize me)

bonus:

[scramratz]

Did you know it’s legal in the USA for mattress companies to put fiberglass in their mattresses? They don’t even have to label them! So if you wanna commission me so I can buy a new bed I won’t stop you

[thelaurenshippen]

watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

[buttercuparry]

Reblog the fundraisers you mfs!!!!! I don't know why you all skip those to reblog some pic of a banner saying "FREE PALESTINE" or of news from Columbia University! Literally these people from Gaza have made an account on Tumblr and is writing in english to communicate what they need and you all are coming onto my blog or on the tag and not reblogging their posts. We have people both Palestinian and non Palestinian vetting the fundraisers! I mean more the reblogs, more the chance of the fundraisers gaining momemtum, the more there would be a chance of a donation. Please donate if you can and reblog!!! and follow them if it is possible.

@/mohammedayesh has posted about getting leaflets, telling them to evacuate Rafah. They are very low on funds. Go follow them and reblog their posts and donate if possible.

We have @/haneenatya too whose mother is suffering from eye stroke and need to evacuate. Please I have been following them for some days and it doesn't seem their own posts are getting much attention.

Follow them! They are on tumblr. Reblog their posts and donate. The protests in universities are being done on account of them. They should be our focus.

(EDIT: on re-reading my post it seems as if I am dismissing all that the students of universities are doing. I am not. I just meant, since all of it is to help Palestinians, we must not ignore them when they ask for help).

[eonars]

Last summer I was on a very expedited acid come up at a music festival and my entirely unaware mother thousands of miles away was at costco and texted me incredulous at how they already had halloween stuff out for sale in the summer but all I saw was a message preview of a giant 10 foot tall skeleton with glowing eyes and "can u believe it??"