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[milolovesbmc]

The amount of cishet girls claiming to be the #1 Falsettos fans and misinterpreting In Trousers on tiktok is honestly unsettling. They're almost always swifties and Andrew Rannells stans too...

[that-gay-guy-from-hell]

If you shush Rust, would you place your finger on his mouth or on his skull's mouth? (sarcastic)

That's not actually what Zero is doing but it looked really goofy when I was rendering Rust's helmet lmao Also, I have some other things in the works; non Rust x Zero related things. One has to do with Prometheus and Menoetius (a character I've only briefly touched on and is someone Prometheus would consider a sibling of sorts). It's actually a minor gore piece too, so that's fun. Uhmmm... *clicks tongue* I dunno, I think that's it lmfao

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[littleshopofhorrors-confessions]

Orin is overrated.

*whistles*

@mellowyellow56 @calliemity @lithuanianking @maybejustsomeguy @wowaintisomething

Get ‘em boys!

[moodr1ng]

saw a facebook event for a local new age permaculture commune thats having "open doors" where they do like, workshops and "musical tales" (not sure what these are but one of them is "acrobatic") and something they call a "sensory and transcendental trip". so thats a cult right, but also im so curious.. if i was better at blending in w this kinda crowd i would show up just to see what kind of cult it is

[gnomeniche]

the booktok girlies should watch nimona because i Know they would go wild for it. it has all of the classic Booktok Favorite elements and not just as #Tropes but done legitimately well in service of a very rich central theme. it has Everyone Calls Them A Villain So Maybe They Will Be. it has Lovers To Enemies To Lovers Again. it has Unhinged And Magically Powerful Women. they would go berserk

[harmonic-psyche]

Sharing for the excellent list of cognitive tools to help deal with executive dysfunction.

Yet these tools work best as add-ons to the #1 most effective method for overcoming executive dysfunction: stimulant medication.

Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

[princesskuragina]

My last post was being snarky but here's my genuine pronoun etiquette opinion in case you actually want to know: it's pretty much never a good idea to directly ask someone their pronouns in front of a group of people, especially if you're in a position of authority, i.e. a teacher. The stakes of this question are very high for some people and you are putting them on the spot to decide what they want to share and what is safe to share. If you have decided you want to ask for pronouns at all, you can introduce yourself with your own to remind people that they can share theirs if they want to. And for the love of god whatever you do please do not just single out the most gender non-conforming or "trans looking" (to you) person and ask only them and no one else

[doyouknowthisdragartist]

"what's the appeal of drag kings" because women are my favorite guy next question

[valtsv]

will never understand the misogynistic inclination to pigeonhole every female character into the "exasperated sensible mom friend" role as if there's anything better than a woman so devoid of maternal instincts that she makes wire mother look soft. woman who rolls over and walks out onto the balcony to smoke a post-coital cigarette alone and leaves without a note or any kind of acknowledgement after sleeping with you because she can't stand the vulnerability of sleeping next to someone, or waking up beside them the following morning. woman whose idea of relaxing is abusing substances alone in a dark corner somewhere, and snarling and snapping at anyone who approaches her, regardless of intent. woman so emotionally unavailable she fails or refuses to notice that her lame ass partner is trying to push the divorce papers until they've taken the kids and left a heartfelt but scathing note pinned to the fridge. woman with more vices than genuine friends. woman whose expression stays blank and arms remain limply at her sides when you wrap her up in yours for a hug. woman without a gentle touch in her body, with nothing but rough edges and sharp angles.

[kelocitta]

Rivulet fandesign quirk I just kinda find funny

[transvampireboyfriend]

based on the scene with Nancy and Robin and how upset Steve is that he can't seduce that man, I propose:

Steve would try to fuck every DnD npc whose description sounds mildly attractive to him.

And maybe, coincidentally, the first couple of times it's girl characters, so no one bats an eye when he does the equivalent of sauntering over with a "hi :)".

But then it's a man, a guard maybe and everyone is suspicious at first, but it works. Steve wins him over and it works to their advantage, so no further discussion is needed.

Except, then it starts to become a habit. He beds a prince, a bard, a couple of maids and queens, an elf. Tries an orc, gets killed about it.

And it's so ridiculous, because at least once every session Eddie will introduce someone and Steve will go "I'm gonna sleep with them"

Everyone: "Steve. You don't have to-"

Steve: "I'm gonna"

Everyone: "No one's asking you to-"

Steve: "I approach them with a proposition"

Everyone: "UGH 🙄"

[chinzhilla]

Bye, Buck.

[caladbolg]

hermes said he doesnt get to work w charon as often

[ssalballoon]

Atlas

Can rest his weary bones

The weight of the world

All falls away

- after the initial fright of a wizard losing one's magic, i imagine it could feel like respite similar to how flying to a new country and being unknown and a complete blank slate is... among the sussur blossoms he is just gale dekarios

- lyrics from good riddance by Darren Korb (play hades/supergiant games and change your life forever)

- his embroidery has roses in it, apparently it's a term of endearment in waterdeep :') cute

[funkylittlelurker]

My favorite thing about jayvik?

The difference between Arcane jayvik and LoL jayvik

Cause like,

Here are two bitterly divorced colleagues who want to kill each other, and only they are allowed to kill each other, and also they hate fuck sometimes

And then,

Here are two people who are so intertwined that they met each other before they knew each other, they saved each other from suicide, they cannot live without the other, they ascended into gay stardust/the fabric of reality, and are something more than just platonic or romantic

I just think it's funny

[patrickztump]

RED DEAD REDEMPTION II ⎡Black Belle⎦