#OH JEEZZ

[paint-music-with-me]

Jeff Satur is the reason why I want to be a pretty boy than a handsome girl

[crulixto]

SEATMATES

obey me! Mammon x Reader

WARNINGS: a bit of cursing

just mc and mammon being soft seatmate buds— also have u guys seen the nightbringer updates? Skjejdjksks canon HoL layout

Oh god this was a bit long for me

“psst human”

“Oi”

“Heyy”

“Human!!”

“MC…!!!”

“What?!”

Mammon taps your forehead, “Why’re ya ignorin’ me?” Mammon sulks while playing with the pen on his hand. You sigh and look back at the textbook to catch up on the teacher’s lesson.

“I’m focusin’ Mams, i don’t wanna join Lucifer’s scolding sesh with the 6 of you by the end of the week..” You snickered, brushing back your hair with your hand, the other holds your face as you try to not doze off in class.

Mammon gasps dramatically “Hey! I ain’t failin’ my classes!” You stare at him in dissapointment, “a-as of now..” Mammon as he brings some of your hair back to make it look neat then sighs in acceptance and lays his head down on your shared desk, faked sobbing. Heat goes up to your face from his tiny gesture.

You laugh and whisper, “Sorryy, you’re smart too y’know? Especially in maths, when there’s grimm at the end..” you trailed off, subtly implying the sarcasm at the last comment. He gets this and looks anywhere, especially his textbook but you.

Mammon lifts up his head a bit, staring at the person infront of him. You frown a bit, laughing nervously—you tap his shoulder.

“Mams.”

“Hey”

“My first man slash demon”

“The great Mammon, hello. This is Lucifer speakin’”

“U-uh— baby—“

“Psst..”

Mammon pretends to ignore you, but he HEARD the baby part, he suddenly felt his whole body vibrating from his heartbeat quickening.

You attempt to try and get his attention and failed, tapping his shoulders violently—you had enough and pinched his thigh, which was touching your knee.

“Oww! Hey!!—“

“Mammon, MC, what’re you doing? I supposed you both don’t want to pay a visit to Lucifer’s office, so i suggest the both of you behave and listen to the lesson.”

The whole class turns to stare at the back of the room where you and Mammon were. Then goes to do whatever they’re doing.

“Hmph! Look at what’d ya did! The teacher’s gonna tell on me! ..U-us!” Mammon whisper-yelled at you, leaning his face toward you for you to hear him clearer, while his face and ears turns red at the end, you smiled at him,

“why’re you red Mammon? Jeezz so weak..” you laughed but you were also screaming inside and pretend that you’re not blushing and in amusement.

“Agh that’s it, You’re so mean!” Mammon grumbled and looks the other way.

You laugh and take out your phone to take a picture of him, looking the other way and staring at the window beside him.

The small sound of a click and a flash catches his attention, “Oi! Lemme see i ain’t allowin’ anyone takin’ photos of the great Mammon! make sure i look good!”

“Mams.”

“What? Now let me see the picture!”

You move your phone away just as he starts to take it from you, you pull his chair closer to yours, and from that it made both of your bodies faces close too.

Mammon’s face felt hotter and yours were too. “Oi, it’s not fun to screw ‘round like this ya know..” Mammon trailed off,

“Who said i was?” you giggle and hug him by the neck and gave him a peck by the corner of his mouth.

He felt more red and muddy and stared at your lips, I just got- i.. and you were too, should’ve kissed his cheek first you laugh at his reaction to try and lighten up the situation.

He just kept quiet and went back to look at his textbook, he felt like he was about to melt from happiness any second,

and you on the other hand, your heart felt heavy and you felt embarrassed. You thought he didn’t feel the same way after all the ‘he likes you too! It’s so obvious’ bullshit Asmo told to you about. Just as you were about to apologize then loud bell rang initiating your next period.

You and Mammon stand up like your other classmates and get your things. When some already left, Mammon pulls you close, and kisses you softly but quick. Your eyes went wide and you went red as Mammon looked embarrassed and mad. When he pulls away he leans into your ear.

“We’ll talk about this later after school, don’t try and ignore me, human.” After that he kisses your cheek as he goes to his next class and waves you goodbye.

“See ya, baby!”

This is kinda bad honestly shsjjdhsh but hope u enjoyed!!😍🥰

[socksandbuttons]

SOCKS!! The way I wanted to claw through my screen and finish off Not-So-British Monty myself!! He hurt Solar, kept blaming him and telling him that he is like the other Eclipses! Good god, Solar didn't want to kill anyone. He was forced to do so out of self-defense. The way Solar was on the ground, inching backwards SOBS, I wanna hug him so bad!!

Then, there was that piece of information that he didn't get from Not-So-British Monty. That frustrated him a lot, and I feel so bad for him SOBS. I'm also dying to know what information was that about.

It's sad that at the end, Solar didn't find anything about how Eclipse returned. I'm thankful that the computer assured him again that he is not like the other Eclipses. Good god, my man, my baby needs a hug, a lot of comfort, some video games, affectionate kisses, and LET HIM CRY!! Then more hugs!

- Unhinged Solar lover

I just wanna say Solar now has a body count of 2. Solar ... my dude... oh my jeezz... Active fear when he was backing away and was like 'FOR REALZ THEY GONNA- oh no hes safe its good' Solar: Im gonna get some answers- Solar after leaving: i have recieved nothing but more trauma and a kilcount. I do think he might be gonna be haunted here soon from all this. Sun where are ya, ur new fam is uh. hes going thru some stuff. Im happy for computer being there for him and assuring him hes not like others (u know eclipse or someone is gonna rub it in his face... please. do not villainize him.) but also,,, HES BEEN THRU ENOUGH.

in other news he got vr sight!! wonder when he got that.

[poppy-metal]

the way eddie was breathing starting 03:19…. no words

i need u to know i rewatched this 9 times. ona loop. i feel as if I've been possessed. his "oh god." jeezz. jeez louise. oh gosh. oh goly. oh my oh my oh my oh my -

thats him when. Whwn he. when he. When i. When he puts his. When. Heen he feels. When when hene. When he. He. He. Sounds like thay when he.

[ricksoychez]

sailor sanchez and hatsune morty,, 100 years, rick and morty forever, ff f f ighting crime and,, vocaloid songs,, yeah, nightcore, hatsune- sailor- rick and morty, yeah forever 100 years

s ss sailor sanchez and hatsune morty yeaahhh oh yeah oh jeezz, yeah forever,, defeating villains, absolutelyy slaying them, death destruction, g g gglitter and shine oh yeah moon and stars mmhmm, vocaloid,,

[jade-eclipse-li]

Hawks;

We better find Dabi.

Mirko:

And get out of this place-

Hawks: *his feathers tingle*

Mirko: *her rabbit sense tingles*

Mirko & Haks: *stands back to back*

Kill circle!

*something moves in the nearby bushes*

Dabi: *runs towards them*

Guys-

Hawks: *attacks him with his feathers*

Dabi: *burns his feathers*

Jeezz!

Hawks:

Oh, sorry, i thought you were the demon coming after us.

Dabi:

No. Never apologize for kill circle.

Mirko:

The vibe is still off.

Dabi:

Kill circle!

Hawks:

Forget that, just get out of this place!

[anbubisibuna]

This is so bad like. How did the others not notice or say anything. Even as a kid I didn't understand why Daniel didn't say anything. But watching it as an adult. It was so obvious haha. I mean it's not him to blame but Nina. But mostly Benny. That dude is 20 years old going after 15 year old girls. He most likely can't get a girl his age so he hits on younger ones. Preferably inexperienced girls. And naive girls, like Nina. Nina is soooo naive. And I feel like most of the time it's just Delia who gets labeled as the naive one when it should be Nina.

I need to vent about this for no reason. I enjoy doing it so.

Nina is basically starring at a sleeping dude while Daniel, her boyfriend is right next to her. He even had to drag her away later too. I mean goddamn Nina your boyfriend is standing right next to you, atleast try to conceal yourself.

Here Daniel talks to her and she isn't even trying to hide that she keeps looking at Benny. I swear haha. Daniel is like: " Hey I continue solving the riddles for your grandma who is in coma" And Nina is like: " Yeah thank you." And keeps checking out Benny.

How she looks at him and Daniel walks right after its so obvious oh my god.

Or here Delia basically watches them when Benny flirts with Nina and she reacts flattered.

That whole fainting scene. That was the funniest and cringiest moment to exist. But my god Daniel literally sits in this class too and she stares at another dude in a dream like way until she falls into a coma. There's no way Delia didn't saw that and wasn't like: "tf?" And Daniel like my god, imagine your girlfriend found another guy this attractive that she falls into a coma.

When he "saves" her and how he keeps touching her and looking at her for no reason she's not even that bad. Daniel is standing behind them. He doesn't even need to touch her this much and poor Daniel jeezz. And she never looked like that at Daniel.

How they are on that couch and Benny is flirting with her and touching her knee. And Daniel is right behind them. And on public.

I know she pulled away, but too late. Their lips were already touching. Sorry that's already cheating. Also Daniel had every right to be pissed later on. Why is she even dressed up that much to go to the cinema with another dude who she claims is not a date. And we don't even know how they acted in the cinema.

Nina along with the others is putting on make up. And then Benny comes out with half of a toilet. ( very sexy) I mean at this point how did none of the others say anything, like girl you have a boyfriend. Stop being out there playing the field or something. She's basically acting like one of them. And this is right after they almost kissed, no guilt whatsoever. And then she just does her make up along with the other girls to impress Surferken-Playboy Mechanic dude. haha.

I mean I believe Nienke when she said that Fabian was always the only one for her. Because she still thought about Fabian during this time. But Nina. No it just seemed like she just went back to Daniel because he was a better option. Also Daniel just lets her use him and walk all over him.

[dear-happypills]

me: theyve all told me,

"i hope you find what you are looking for...” . but, why couldnt they just stay... and find it with me..... together?

happypills: because........  youre an asshole.?

me: -_-;; ohkay. okay.  well, jokes on them..  i never know what i am looking for anyways.

happypills: Loll. anddd..... um. your content with that?

me: umm.. yeahhH. more or less.

happypills: whudda pill does that mean?

me: well, i dont really care so much about that. the “thing” that i am looking for... probably because i dont really have anything.. like that. you know, i just care... about the things in front of me.

i mean.

like doesnt our attention span work like that? just, were wired to focus on things present? like right there ...

happypills: okie.... um. you shouldve been there then. been with them, so that they would stay. and you be right there with them.

me: no. it doesnt work like that.......................... i mean, if i say i couldnt because im the one who got pushed away...... .. is that valid?

happypills: oh no,. trust meh, ive been trying to push you away since ive met you. and yet.. we still are...

me:  yea... i guess thats true..

happypills: well. okay. what are the things in front of you right now then?

me: my cats. my job. my... lonely... lonely penis.

happypills: ewWW... okok. maybe set some goals then. like, put your cats on a diet, set career goals, and go.... out??? you know? you agoraphobic piece of shit

me: eh, idk. goals are overrated.

happypills: yea, thats the motto of every under achiever.

me: yo... ..... ... . ..... fuck you.

happypills: hahaha. ok. ok then, is there, like anything that you want, if you arent looking for anything.

me: .. isnt that the same thing??

happypills: nahh. what you want doesnt require you to set goals for yo lazyyy ass. on the other hand, if you are looking for something, then you have certain intentions of achieving the thing that you want. you have a certain something that you want to set your sights on. yah know?? 

me: ..oohH....... wow. yea. i do.. that was insightful. hmmmm well, okay then. what i want..... want...  what i want.... ...    / um..... .................... .................. ....................... .............mmmmmmmmmmm

more COD skins?

happypills: -_-;;; you know thats just a predatorial scheme that targets lil kids with addictions right? i mean.... hundreds... of dollars... on a crap game.

me: SHUT UP.  i completely support it. like purple lighting from my gunsss... soh kewl... yessh. more please. yay abuse of the free market.

happypills: uuuhHHHHHGHHHHh like ffrRREALS!!!

me: OKAY OKAy. ... seriously though....  what i want.... ummm...... i want.

..

.

.

. i want someone to get me.

you know?

like, “hey, i got you.”

happypills: got you...?

me: yeaa. like. “hey,... i got you.”

happypills: get you huh......

..

.

me: yeah. to get me.

happypills: ..... ............. ...  .... ............. ~~~~~~~~~~......... .......... . hmmmMM...

me: .............

um..... what the fuck was that??/ “hmmmMM” what???

happypills: no, just..... lol. HAHA.yea. i dont think thats gonna happen.

me: -_-;; yea??// whys that...........

happypills: LOLL like. cmon. ohh jeez. like if someone gets you,.... .... like really, really gets you. then,........... they’ll leave you. LOL......

me: .....................what....  ..............the.............. .,.......................FUCK???? -_-’”  wtF. why the fuck would you round me through this merry go of a conversation just to come back to that fact YOU SADIST??? away from me satan. i wont listen to such negativity.

happypills: pWAHAHAHAHA. its not like i planned for it. oh jeezz...,, OOHHhhhhh jeeeeez. and its facts brahhhh... you know how i am. i dont like no negative nancies, but i dont evahh shame that veritas.

me: “...evah shame that veritas”??? like, wtF?? who says that???? and speaking of TRUTH, how about YOU HUH??  you “got me”. or get me, whatever. dont you??? and youre still here....

happypills:. aaaoohh. yeah. i dont know where you got that ideaa... uhmmm...... like...... i  nevahhhHHH get you. like evahh. so NO, i dont got yah.

me: .....................................\\ -_-;

- happypills

[candydollita]

oh em geeeee im the nct anon!! jeno is such a bias wrecker he’s so hot😭 i luvvvv mark and haechan, and ten in wayv aaaa i culd talk abt those boys for hours <3 who needs other boy groups when you have 3 in nct 💗_💗

2 baddies jaehyun is really messing up my list as well🫢

aaaa hiiya dere 💗 wen i saw jeno w an undercut i literally cried n his ARMS jeezz so so hot!

but den he is such a cute samoyed puppy🥺 his power is endless!!

also omg!!! haechan's voiceeee i luv🧸n ngl ten has been getting 2 me a lot w his lil devil self🤭 girlie sameee i talk abt dem 4 hours w ppl who dnt wanna hear but 'm lik do u not lik hearing me cry n yell abt tis 23 kpop boys or do u jus not luv ME 🤨 kinda suspicious of uuu jss

n ikr i pretty much dnt care abt other boy groups except lik txt n seventeen!! but nct is ma no.1💚 2 baddies is soo gooood !! still trynna pick ma fav songs of da album cuz i luv all of it!

[herxina-aa]

— ✿       “ My son ain’t marryin’ no one hes living his whole life with me thank ya very much- ”

[paint-music-with-me]

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[mrpenguinpants]

Happy birthday!

Fucking walking into this late but thank you!!! 💕💕💕

[missromeos-moved42069]

god. my worst fear is really weeping angels huh.

[itsbeaconhillsbaby]

when work phones you to ask you to work next week but you're in today and normally they just ask when you come in so now I'm here like ????? AM I WORKING TODAY??! DID I PICTURE IT?! HELP!

[crowyobroyo]

oh jeezze

[fuuvvkk]

Harry Styles Gay Jelaous Imagines!

Here you are at the backstage of Harry styles concert tonight, You and harry been going out for 2 months but you both didn't 'Official' yet.

Y/N POV

"Don't worry they will love you..." I said cupping his cheek.

"What if they don't?"

"It's hard not liking you, your a very loveable person" I chuckled.

He blushing but quickly cover it up "Oh I almost forgot! I want to introduced you to my band." He pulled my arm heading to some where.

Later he pulled me into some room, he introduced me to the rest of the band, sarah, claire, adam and mitch. They all really nice and super friendly.

"You must been the famous Y/n, harry talked about you a lot." One of the guy said while extend his arms, I've never seen him before with harry performing on stage. Must be a new guy.

"All the good things I hope..." I take his hand which turn into a hug, "I'm kyle." I hug him back because I don't want to making the situation akward.

From the hug I can feel his hard ripped body, "Wow You are really ripped." I ask suprise because me too a big fan of gym so it's a natural habit to make friends with other gym fanatic.

"Thanks, I can say the same about you." He squeez my biceps, "Which protein shake you use?" I start the conversation completely forgetting about my boyfriend who already giving me and kyle a death glare.

Me and kyle continued our conversation while I keep glances at my soon to be boyfriend who already pout and look so sad, I can tell right away he's jelaous. He's not the type of guy that 'Marking' his territory, that always claim in front of everyone i'm his.

He's just let it be and pout at the corner.

I felt bad so I end the convo, And I walk right to my boyfriend... No someone I'm seeing.

"Hey Baby..." I sit beside him putting my arms on his shoulder, he gave me sad smile then pretend to get busy with his phone.

I sigh knowing to well he's upset, "Are you jelaous?" I smirk.

"Nope you can still talk with kyle if you want too."

"No I rather be with my boyfriend." His jaw was drop, he couldn't help but to blush.

"boyfriend?"

"What? You don't want to be my boyfriend?" I pretend to hurt.

"Of course I wanted to!" He said excitedly.

He suddenly sit on my lap wrapping his hand on my neck, I was confused until I saw kyle walk in.

"Relax Harry i'm straight, jeezz..."

We both just chuckle and making ouy in the spot, "Your mine you got that?"

"I do harold." I smiled.