#Obama prism

[dougielombax]

Ah. Yes!

The Great Holocron!

[oni-official]

Radio Lady here!

The aliens say that they have this thing called a "Joe Bidome"

Joe Bi... what?

I'm sorry, could you please describe these aliens to me, we are talking Covenant, right?

[tar-dar]

I'm not even sorry- He looks so cursed

[schizoidcirclejeck]

#Atxulo

[deineip]

Überwachungsstaat - Was ist das ?

Animiertes 10 Minutenvideo zum aktuellen Thema.

[wilwheaton]

Let me go back to things I was writing here at TPM during the Obama years and saying in conversations with people in the Israeli political and defense worlds at the time. For clarity, I don’t put these forth as my views. They were views of many others of the same political perspective. I refer back to it because it sheds light on the layers of acrimony between Netanyahu’s Israel and many of its erstwhile U.S. defenders. It was galling to many American Jews to see Netanyahu plotting against a president they supported, not to mention the offense of any foreign leader so brazenly meddling in domestic U.S. politics. I’ve mentioned a number of times since October 7th that it is hard to overestimate the damage caused by having a generation of Americans learn about Israel through the prism of a long-serving Israeli prime minister plotting against a U.S. president they not only supported but viewed as central to their aspirations about America’s future. But beyond the anger over Netanyahu’s open alliance with the U.S. Republican Party was an additional point: do you not realize the folly of staking the U.S.-Israel alliance on the most rapidly declining political demographic in American society? How does that work out exactly?

Reaping the Harvest

[azspot]

But viewing Trump’s conviction primarily through the prism of how various politicians will choose to respond to it or how it will affect the red vs. blue horse race misses the point. Whatever happens next, it’s good that the precedent has finally been set that a former president can be convicted in a criminal court like any ordinary human without anyone being struck by lightning or the earth opening up to swallow the courthouse. It’s a baby step in the right direction. But as long as war criminals like Bush and Obama walk free, and as long as Biden feels no need to make a major policy shift on Gaza, we’re a very long way from justice.

The Rule of Law Being Applied to Trump Is Good

[stinky-kiddd]

I love it when wallter and mark just forget they’re mad and just start making out

Real tbh

[funyjuice]

man i love the obama prism

i wish presidents were real

[unpleasant-angel]

Bros got that gyat rizz ohio among us pizza tower peppino fart ishowspeed shake shake shake ayo the bruh pizza here cuh kai cenat gyatttttt baby gronk spongebob grimace shake pinegrove shuffle 💀 renegade pokimane packgod leg mlg yee dattebayo sigma phonk nair video ToTS JTOH Majin Chomik Nattie Forskin quandale dingle goofy ahh BFDI four screech grassy pillow this is bob discord cat this is memecat PANIK kalm PANIK It's friday Davie504 Bass nyan cat sus t-pose nathaniel B big chungus goth pepe uganda knuckles Stop it get some help netflix naruto attack on titan man’s not hot naruto run complexuality the owl house me on mondays family guy south park american dad i be popping bottles nick eh 30 you think you’re the king i’m the king travis scott monster school i’m the king minecraft noob vs pro vs god vs hacker kevin macleod l + ratio bozo 💯 geometry dash florida man garten of banban skibidi toilet 🥛🤡 huggy wuggy rainbow friends do not buy this keyboard the rocky way sin city wasn’t made for you i’m the biggest bird HEEHEEHEEHA griddy doors the guiding light pibby owo uwu lightskin stare honey have you seen my iphone 378 ellen degeneres beyonce kanye west obama prism dragon ball z goku can he beat goku roblox slay delulu floptok you have angered the demon inside of me travis scott burger opium playboi carti destroy lonely ken carson america 🦅🇺🇸 your mom rush tower defense simulator how to solve cube taco tuesday cg5 🗿 🍷

BRO NAMED THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET IN ONE ASK???????? /OOC

[treetownconfessions]

i like skibidi more genuinely than you.

Erm what the sigma??? Mod u think you’re soooo redpilled. You don’t even Fanumtax. I’m clearly the more gorp chad, my edging streak is thrice yours, and my mewing is 10 times as shorny sigma as yours is. You are a beta skibbidi. Mod is low key sussy and baka. I’m anyurysming my greg and ninja. Erm… what the sigma???? I’m not you like in Ted 2 Quaker oatmeal jumpscare. What the dog doing?????????????Coca Cola espuma barack Obama prism quandale dingle time to take a piss Mario skooper dooper sliipr bwlaglagnoi somp. Literally shit yourself, mod.

i have a husband.

[worrysomegus]

I can't stop listening to opilia bird garten of banban this is like obama prism again but better

[peteytheparrot]

obama prism of approval /pos

crying screaming this made me look for a piece of fanart someone made of obsidian as an orb (orbsidian) but I CANT FIND IT 😭😭😭😭

So now I don’t have a funny joke to combat you with 🥶🥶🥶

[poetical-camaraderie]

BILLIONS

Rihanna performs at a halftime show

pregnant with bi££ion$

while a vile plume blooms over 

Ohio. Don’t get upset. It’s just business.

  Mangled train cars kill us in our sleep

as metallic scents seep through poorly

insulated windows. Get the gas masks

after work. $7.50 an hour should cover it.

The term “nuclear family” takes on new meaning.

  How does one monetize a noxious cloud?

You don’t need an econ degree 

to understand #NukeTheWorkingClass is trending.

Calculate three parts per billion divided

  by capitalism’s voracious drive 

for greater 

and greater profit.

Like and subscribe @TheRailLobby

Vinyl chloride is live-streaming

through our veins.

  If you boil the water and steep your suspense

a shiny prism will rise in a malignant mug

like post-modern tea leaves

the omen reads :: 

dead on arrival.

  I’m thirsty, don’t bother me. I’m thirsty 

and waiting for the president to do 

something. If Obama can drink 

the water from Flint, so can you.

The EPA recommends pouring cream into your coffee,

it’ll offset the stench of

defeat. 

  Isn’t this the american dream?

A carton of eggs is $10

but Malthusianism is free.

  Isn’t this the dream of those who fled

imperialist wars where 

sugar cane crops were set ablaze

and children were maimed at point-blank range

where resources were stolen,

and bombs were dropped

to come to a country that kills 

its people in foreclosed homes?

  At least it’s not Chernobyl, they say.

At least the government will take care of us.

  Won’t they?

  The people are hungry for hotel vouchers

and accountability.

They’re starving for stock buybacks

and shareholder surplus.

 But they can’t taste anything.

  Airborne toxins permeate grass 

and groundwater in the heartland

as cows choke on their cud

and birds fall from the sky

and Wile E. Coyote holds a sign

that reads :: 

YIPES.

  Capital’s profit motive incentive comes at all costs,

but goddamn, america makes good content.

[karkallicious]

Homestuck as random bullshit I've said EB: someone's gotta tell betty crocker to lay off the cocaine.

EB: i’ve seen michael cera more times than i’d like to today.

EB: i'm sure ben stiller is a decent guy irl but if given the choice between being shot or watching all of his movies i'd ask about the bullet caliber.

TT: Women only want me for my skills in the occult and not my great personality or awesome ass...

TT: That sounds like an issue you should take up with Freud.

TT: But when someone add's apostrophe's to any word that end's with s? You went out of your way to add those. Ignoring your spell check screaming and crying. A tear rolling down the cheek of your elementary school teachers.

TT: Sometimes I'll see an incredibly minor typo and have to resist the urge to be the most pedantic person known to humanity.

TT: This is eldritch horror fucker discrimination.

TG: you dont just take someones obama prism away man

TG: i draw the line at rapping muppets dude

(when questioned as to why $100 was spent on a sword) TG: uh. well. it's a sword.

TG: well it doesnt sound as hilarious to review dildos and say "this one is sans" when you guys are this unenthusiastic

TG: if i ever die play caramelldansen at my funeral TG: theres no sentimental reason or anything TG: i just want to completely throw off the vibes

GG: i’m on board with men in maid dresses regardless of furry status coward

GG: home alone so things are getting pretty wild (talking to a cactus)

GG: local bitch takes "worst nap ever" wakes up several hours later sweaty and somehow more tired

(extreme cold warning in effect, active blizzard outside, sent at 7:18 pm) GG: my grandpa and i are going to dairy queen just for the hell of it

GG: I was gonna get shit done today, so I made a pie.

GG: The only explanation I had for my impromptu dessert making was “This is how I deal with stress...”

GG: Getting genuinely invested in the Cookie Clicker stock market.

TT: (watches toddler trip and fall) skill issue

TT: I frankly think it's a tragedy disney hasn't remade more movies but with muppets.

TT: They're just like "yeah okay dark lord with a robot army we all know you have a ponysona"

TT: I don't make a habit of looking at US political figure anime boy mpreg.

(while holding a katana and talking to a poster) TT: Do you think I make too many impulse purchases, Hatsune Miku?

TG: if not meant to claw grip kitty head why kitty head so holdable

TG: "it's a bad omen when a black cat crosses your path" incorrect, my day has just been significantly improved by seeing a kitty

(on fruitcake) TG: listen you have to pour alcohol into that shit until too many pieces could have you stumbling. great grandma knew how to party

GT: My amusing mugs have had the side effect that today my grandma asked me if she should go full goblin mode or if I wanted to.

GT: You don’t ask questions when a game makes the bold decision to sexualize a t-rex.

GT: Thinking about the time we played a murder mystery game as a family and I got way too into character as a victorian era author.

GT: I'm still disappointed about the time my zoo camp didn't get to watch the tigers being fed because like 15 tornadoes were headed towards us.

GT: Hey lads I just almost accidentally blinded myself.

AA: i love ritualpastas. i like to figure out at what point i would fail and probably get my skin turned into a throw rug or smth

AA: (skelet0n v0ice) hey bitches

AA: oh i have demons in me now thats fun

AA: d0 gh0sts c0unt as pe0ple?

AA: there would be teeth scattering like a fucked up sprinkler

AT: tHIS ISN'T ABOUT PORN ANYMORE IT'S ABOUT MAKING MORE POKEMON COMPETITIVELY VIABLE

AT: i’D LIKE TO THINK I’M NOT OVERLY EMOTIONAL BUT JUST NOW I ALMOST CRIED BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THE SOUND PORCUPINES MAKE AND I REALLY WANT TO HUG ONE BUT DUE TO THE NATURE OF PORCUPINES I CANNOT

AT: i CAN FAINTLY HEAR A CHICKEN IN MY NEIGHBORS’S YARD,,, wHAT

AT: i JUST SPILLED HOT COFFEE ON MYSELF AND APOLOGIZED TO THE BARISTA PROFUSELY

TA: my neme2ii2, biilly bob rockafiire. iit wa2 dark iin there.

TA: (dub2tep play2 a2 ii collap2e on the floor)

TA: ii don't thiink ii've giiven a fuck iin 2everal year2

TA: at thii2 poiint ii’m a2kiing the computer iif iit want2 a blood 2acriifiice

CG: *PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS AND IM NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT IN NINTENDO GAMES WHICH I PLAY DUE TO THEIR MORE CALM NATURE*

CG: IMAGINE THE MOST LOUD, DISAPPOINTED, DEFEATED SIGH YOU CAN. ON MY BEHALF.

CG: I WILL FUCK MYSELF OUT OF SPITE. IT WILL BE AN ENDLESS FEEDBACK LOOP, AN INFINITE ENERGY SOURCE, OF SPITE AND SELF FUCKING

CG: "THAT'S A PROBLEM FOR FUTURE ME," I SAY, FORGETTING THAT NOW FUTURE ME HAS TO DEAL WITH THE PROBLEM

CG: UGH THIS PLACE IS FULL OF PEOPLE AND THEYRE ALL STUPID AND I HAVE NO ONE TO VOICE MY GRIEVANCES TO OUTSIDE OF THE INTERNET.

AC: :33 < you meow in theory catgirls would probably eat anything smaller than them based on actual cat behaviours

AC: :33 < i at one point went out in public with homemade cat ears and a tail and tbh it wasn’t that bad. like sure people might judge but it turns out being cringe is being fr33

AC: :33 < *bap bap bap bap bap*

AC: :33 < i just wanted to try something but discovered the owo extension was twagically wemowoved. a woss fur evewybody

AC: :33 < today i said "you will be exiled for your baby crimes" because my cat was messing with my sketchbook

GA: If You Wouldnt Fuck A Vampire Minimum Youre A Coward

GA: I Use Amazon The Least I Can Out Of Spite That They Took Away My Favorite Fabric Store

GA: My Aesthetic Is Vampire Aligned Not Ghost Aligned I Dont Wear White

GA: I Am Going To Forcefeed You An Entire Fucking Dictionary

GC: 1 DON'T CONDON3 CR1M3S GUYS. UNL3SS TH3Y'R3 FUNNY

GC: TH3 ONLY V4L1D CH4NG1NG LOGO TO R41NBOW FL4G TH1NG 1S WH3N TH3 SCP FOUND4T1ON DO3S 1T

GC: 1T’S TH31R F4ULT TH3Y COULDN’T H4NDL3 B31NG D3C4P1T4T3D OFF1C3R >:]

GC: DON'T D13 DUD3 TH4T WOULD B3 D3C1D3DLY UNG4M3RL1K3 OF YOU

AG: remem8er kids: no matter how 8ad things get, at least you’re not the middle dude in a human centipede. pro8a8ly.

AG: spider furries: “88w88 what’s this?”

AG: may god have mercy on your 8ones because I won’t

(about a ripped cat plushie) CT: D --> we can rebuild him. we have the technology.

CT: D --> why must being cool come at the cost of being really sweaty

CT: D --> that's a horse... with an ass on both ends...

TC: WhY wOuLd YoU bUy *ShRoOmS* oN *eTsY*

TC: SoRrY wRoNg PoSt I wAs TrYiNg To ShArE cLoWn MiLkInG

TC: “AnY lAsT wOrDs, PuNk?” “HoNk”

TC: I hAvE aCtUaLlY eAtEn LeMoN sLiCeS aT rEsTaUrAnTs As ThE wAiTeR wAtChEs In HoRrOr

CA: i wwas nevver invvited to any high school parties. they might havve happened. i just wwas not invvited

(about invasive fish coming onto land) CA: i knoww this is an envvironmental hazard and all but let’s face it it’s a little funny

CA: i havve an spqr hat and i lovve it but also don't wwant people coming up to me like "you knoww wwhat the romans did right" like if i did not knoww a god damn thing about roman history i wwould not be wwearing the hat

CA: i'm a slut in theory. in practice i am not vvery good at it.

CA: anyone wwho thinks i'm insufferable for acknowwledging that i'm not unattractivve is ignoring all the other perfectly vvalid reasons i'm insufferable.

CC: one time I managed to make ocean puns back and fort)( wit)( a friend for like an )(our and I t)(ink our friend w)(o was also in t)(e car actually contemplated krilling us

CC: starfis)(... are mermaid nipple clamps

(Sends picture of a horde of goldfish) CC: my entourage

[rowantothegate]

A few obvious and no-so-obvious headcanons I have for the BG3 characters:

Gortash is a 4chan user.

Literally:

>be me

>go to baldur's gate to start banite cult

>discover well-established bhaal cult HEADED by an ACTUAL bhaalspawn

>we hit it off really well

>heist from hell, steal the crown of karsus, plan to enslave toril

>plan strike team to steal and retrieve prism

>new bhaal chosen kills old one

>set strike team AGAINST new chosen

>hit it off really well with strike team

>profit

>everyone claps and cheers. obama was there

Raphael is a theater kid. He won't ~Shut the Fuck Uupppp~ This one is too obvious. He's one of those snobs who compares actors and tries to convince people one actor is superior to another.

Raphael also runs an asthetics blog

Orin makes national news for having a collection of hyperrealistic human jaw bones in her house.

Sarevok is a lawyer.

Astarion runs a shop that specializes in hats, parasols, and perfumes.

Raphael runs "get rich quick" campaigns

Mizora sells "Self-Made Millionnaire" books