#Obey meme

[sideblogofawriter]

Diavolo, during a student council meeting: We now turn to the-

MC: Oratrice!

Solomon: Mecanique!

Barbatos: D'Analyse.

Diavolo: Cardinale!

The brothers: ???

[daytaker]

Inspired by @corvus-for-ddd.

[certifiedlucifersimp]

MC *pointing at mephistopheles* : Can I kill him?

Lucifer : No

MC : Why?

Lucifer : He is immortal

MC : So , can I kill him continuously?

Lucifer: ........Go on

[hoboyherewego]

This is peak crossover memeing, i bow down to this creator

ZHONGLI AND NEUVILLETTE?!?! SATAN?!?!!!!!?! LEVI AND IDIA DUDUDUDUDUDUELING???

I want an AU like this where Yuu, sheep mc and Traveler all originate from the same world

Credits: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMjKPkb3L/

[tunabesimpin]

This is the guy who did that? LOL

[louisfruit]

[ruewrites]

Asmo when Solomon shows the minutest amount of skin or does one thing on his hunk checklist

[obeymequotes]

*Asmo and Levi doing Mc's make-up*

Levi, holding up a make-up sponge: I also brought this at the store because I saw a white woman use it on deviltube

Asmo, passive aggressively use it: And we're blending

Levi: It is a sponge, drenched in the power of Satan

Asmo, still blending: Ready to take some fucking souls, AND RUIN SOME GODDAMN LIVES

Mc, looking in the mirror: Omg, FRONT PAGE NEWS, I have shapeshifted

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Sailor j- Contouring 101

[noiresdusk]

OBEY MEme #1 Burger Jerma Beelzebub

[sideblogofawriter]

Was re-watching The Emperor's New Groove today and

[daytaker]

The Obey Me! Gang as dril tweets

Lucifer: i challenge any man who thinks that my 7 handsome border collies are too loud through-out the day to a round of Chess, the game of kings Mammon: just because im following yiou on here doesn't mean im obligated to read your fucking posts, or like you, or marry you and be happy forever, Leviathan: (after hearing the library has games ,i arrive at the front desk, disguised as a non-gamer) er.. im here for some.. book's Satan (OG): if you say the words "Room temperature" to me ill flip my lid. room temp varies depending on the room. youre talking shit out of your mouth. Satan (NB): IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL Asmodeus: i like to act genuinely baffled when people tell me to shut the fuck up. like "Huh? But why? The shit i post here helps people, but ok," Beelzebub: holy gravy holy meat holy moly let us eat Belphegor: go ahead. keep screaming "Shut The Fuck Up " at me. it only makes my opinions Worse Diavolo: my friends, theres nothing i enojy more than a capsule of beer , while tasting beer with other 18-34 year olds, at the beer store Barbatos: fairly confident that even if i became a rat some how, i still would not want to fuck any of the other rats Solomon: the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit Simeon: there is too much of Lies... Luke: blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked, none of you are free of sin Mephistopheles: Hm lets see. Do I "Shut the fuck uop", or continue exposing the truths of life to the chagrin of the 99% of people on earth who are villains Thirteen: judges should sentence perverts to more stupid shit, like making them do obstacle courses made out of porno. bet it's not so good now huh Raphael: baptizing my badge and gun, in Sinnersblood MC: ive seen like 9 separate group dms that are named "Boys Chat". 9 parallel universes, each with their own fucked up opinions regarding Lunch

*All misspellings, typos, and grammatical errors are from the original tweets.

[akimbo628]

girlie pops why am i in a zoom meeting rn lol 😭

[leviathans-tail]

I made this last night at 2 am. Take it

[hoboyherewego]

Dude.

I’m glad the staff are this worried that they’re forcing us to touch grass in any way possible

[tunabesimpin]

All i can think of while drawing this was After School Navigators because that song is literally just singing about eating good food afterschool but its metal/rock first line is literally "Let's nom on cheeseburgers on the way back" very fitting for Beelz

edit: had to give him the certified bg lolol

[beelsbabe]