#PLEASE DONT THINK IM AN IDIOT

[welcometololaland]

IS THAT BILLY TYSOOOOOOOON??????!!!!!!!???????? 😱😱😱

No, Lemon. That is Charlie Swan, and I'm gonna let you in on a secret.

Charlie Swan is the Chief of Police from Forks, Washington. Due to no fault of his own, his daughter falls in love with a vampire and eventually becomes an immortal. This significant life change requires her to move towns every so often to avoid detection since she and her husband never age (and their random child who does age but also doesn't and is somehow fated to a werewolf like 25 years older than her...let's forget about that part). Maybe Charlie wants to go with her sometimes?

So, it was no surprise that "Billy Tyson" turned up in Austin, Texas. I know he'd allegedly been there for ages, but I DON'T BELIEVE IT. In fact, he's Charlie Swan by another name, concealing his identity by changing emergency services, growing a ratty beard. BUT WE KNOW. The penchant for plaid says it all.

(Ignore the fact that it would be very hard for Bella and Edward to live in Texas without sparkling constantly).

There's really no other explanation. Owen Strand should watch his back or Charlie I mean Billy is going to get his daughter or son in law to give him a little bitey bitey.

[heartorbit]

stay warm! 🌟🍬🤖🎈

[triglycercule]

horror being very specific with table manners and he berates people (dust and killer) for eating like fucking pigs

i think it'd be morbidly funny that because there was no food in horrortale but the cutlery and stuff was all there that maybe he would pretend to eat with no food on the plate. it was in a satirical way that he would joke maybe around horror paps or alone where he would pretend to eat and have really good table manners but then the satire joke became REAL and now horror is incredibly specific about how to eat food

you MUST hold the fork in the left and knife in right says horror. no killer you can't duel wield the fucking knives this is a table not a slaughterhouse. dust pick up your elbows off the table. actually how about you get your entire upper body off the table tf why are you SLEEPING ON THE FOOD??? killer's sitting fetal position in the chair because of course he wouldn't sit normally like the idiot he is. dust is forced to put his hood down and reveal his face no more mysterious shadow style because it puts horror at ease. they cannot have a single peaceful meal because once they get past the table manners phase it then becomes a completion to see who can eat the least (because they suck at everything including eating)

[moeblob]

Look, I just think it's VERY funny and on brand that I thought of an entire premise of colorful characters for half the cast and immediately drew the only one void of color.

[cobra-wives]

you give me lawrusso adjacent; chris naked in new york x ruben patterson shootfighter. essentially, literally any amalgamated mixture of the zacchio-verse and their roles. i don’t mind - i love them all.

i nod.

i raise you; cobra husbands adjacent; terry mccain excessive force x captain vernon the dog who saved summer.

pleaaase let them be the villains in johnny and daniel’s lives in EVERY UNIVERSE.

[faggotjimmyurine]

I decided to dress slightly less emo today cause it's more comfy (cause I'm on my period) and my dad said I looked like "fry from Futurama but an evil goth" I cant HELLLOO

[digitaldiseas3]

i’ve had work crushes in the past but for some reason this one is making me into a fucking idiot

[the-witch-of-woods-beyond]

my favourite headcanon for glass sorenson is that she came down with farm station and watched them murder luke right in front of her eyes (or kidnap him or something cause i love tragic lovers but she deserves to be happy) and so she’s one of the first people to join pike’s militia and turn vengeful, and her best friend wells (he lives too cause this is my canon now) is trying to get through to her but she won’t hear it cause all she wants is justice and to get her oldest friend clarke griffin out of polis and away from harm (they’re friends too fight me on this i dare you)

(also sorry about the tags i didn’t know i had that rant in me 😭😭)

[microwaving-tesilid-argente]

eyes snap open. genderbend hestio/ephael lesbians. ephael flops herself on hestio all the time and gives her kisses all over just to annoy her.

[rsenak]

i will never love you

[patron-saint-of-emesis]

complaining about my ex not in a “i miss him” way but “im still working out how much he gaslighted me over 3 years so yall r gonna have to hear me parse this a bit more”

[depresseddepot]

I hate the dentist I hate the dentist I hate the dentist

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

i havent made any posts abt it but now that the big part is basically over ive gotta tell you im absolutely fucking fascinated with this whole submarine situation

[fakecats]

there's no such thing as "me," now / as hard as you look, nowhere to be found / i can't remember a single role i was suited for - lyrics from dramaturgy by eve

[mummer]

hhdhhdhfdhfhhhhhhhhvvvvvvvs so in the books mat never finds about abotu egwene's vision of him hanging himself right? (which eventually turns out to not actually be suicide by a kooky coincidence) but in the show HE has the vision?? and FULLY wants to kill him self im gonna throwwww upppp??? alongside other visions where he starts thinking he's just like his abusive dad erm Also he might be evil due to wanting to die question mark Lol it's so funny that they just gave mat a completely different set of problems disorder than in the books like it's still compelling but WATCH OUT

[yourstreetserenade]

I try not to be an old person giving lectures at work but sometimes when a young person says something alarming I gotta be like "oof listen kid"

This 18 year old was telling me how she was bothered because she watched a video that said trans women are using words like "bleeders" and other rude things to refer to cis women and how doctors are adopting those terms and using them in practice and that she finds that offensive and I was like hol' up.

I told her to pause and really look into where she gets her information from and what their agenda is. Because even if that was the case, even if a trans person did use that term to refer to cis women....so what.

These trans women who may or may not be calling cis women that on the internet don't have influence on lingo medical professionals use. The entirety of the healthcare industry isn't going to change the way they speak and operate because they may or may not have seen a couple of YouTube videos. And, I told her, at the end of the day even if - IF - a trans person did say those things, they're not the ones signing things into law that can actually hurt and harm people. Rich, white men are the ones signing things into law that can actually hurt women and this is what they're counting on. They want us cis women to see trans women as "other" and villainize them as if they're the one's we should fear because it distracts us from looking at who has the real power to do ALL of us harm. The people in power are counting on you getting distracted and they want you to fear and blame a marginalized community for all your problems because they want us to fight each other instead of coming together.

I couldn't help but get preachy and obnoxious but damn, it needed to be said. Like she's a smart kid but she didn't know what a terf is or even what the word propaganda meant. Anyhow that whole conversation gave me a heart attack.