#Parody song

[emositecc]

It's about time I post this here too

[bettinalevyisdetermined]

Hey everyone, I know this blog has been pretty quiet for the past month. I can't say when I'll return regularly to uploading videos and making new posts, but today I wanted to share something special with you. 

My twin sister @brightideathepunny launched a GoFundMe campaign for her (boyfriend's) sweet kitty cat Fiona and her emergency medical expenses, cuz she had an asthma attack a couple months ago and vet bills ain't cheap. Towards that end, she came up with a fun parody song + music video celebrating Fiona, and asked me to spread the word among my sizable following. 

Please check her video out, donate if you're able and/or share the video with all your friends who appreciate parody songs / cat videos / charitable causes. Spread it on whatever social media you like, see how far it goes. I want this to be the one that makes my sister go viral! 

Oh, and feel free to leave her a comment that Bettina sent you and give the video a like, so you can help drive up video engagement too!

[briar-rose-cosplays]

Hello, once again! Your favourite hermit parody artist is back by popular demand! Today, I bring you, by comment suggestion and a hook (the Joel Beans part) by complex-macaron-16 on Reddit, Joel Beans: A Jolene parody for Bdubs! I hope you enjoy! (Also, please feel free to give me a hermit and a song for suggestions! I’ll definitely do them if I get ideas!) you can find more parodies at: @mcyt-parodies

Joel Beans: sung by BdoubleO100

Joel Beans, Joel Beans, Joel Beans, Joel Beans

I’m beggin’ of you please don’t take my man

Please don’t take him just ‘cause you’re obsessed

Your handsomeness beyond compare

With a streak of leafy hair

With sun tanned skin and eyes of dark oak

Your voice wild like lava flow

And I cannot compete with you, Joel Beans

He talks about you in his sleep

And there’s nothin’ I can do to keep

From cryin’ when he calls your name, Joel Beans

And I can easily understand

Why you want your Soulmate back

But you don’t know what he means to me, Joel Beans

Joel Beans, Joel Beans, Joel Beans, Joel Beans

I’m beggin’ of you please don’t take my man

Please don’t take him just ‘cause you’re obsessed

You could have your choice of men

But I could never love again

He’s the only one for me, Joel Beans

I had to have this talk with you

My happiness depends on you

And whatever you decide to do, Joel Beans

Joel Beans, Joel Beans, Joel Beans, Joel Beans

I’m beggin’ of you please don’t take my man

Please don’t take him just ‘cause you’re obsessed

Joel Beans, Joel Beans

[mcyt-parodies]

Alrighty! Back today with my next parody! This one has been cooking for awhile and I finally sat down and wrote it! So without further ado, I give you:

Thank You, Next (Griande’s Version)

Thought I’d end up with Joel

But he wasn’t a match

Wrote a song about Big B

Now we listen and laugh

Scar and I got almost married

For that I’m so thankful

Wish I could say “Thank you” to Mumbo

‘Cause he was an angel

One taught me love

One taught me patience

And one taught me pain

Now, I’m so amazing

Say I’ve loved and I’ve lost

But that’s not what I see

So, look what I got

Look what you taught me

And for that, I say

Thank you, next (Next)

Thank you, next (Next)

Thank you, next

I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex

Thank you, next (Next)

Thank you, next (Next)

Thank you, next (Next)

I'm so fuckin'—

Spend more time with the hermits

I ain't worried 'bout nothin'

Plus, I met someone else

We havin' better discussions

I know they say I move on too fast

But this one gon' last

'Cause her name is Gri

And I'm so good with that (So good with that)

She taught me love (Love)

She taught me patience (Patience)

How she handles pain (Pain)

That shit's amazing (Yeah, she's amazing)

I've loved and I've lost (Yeah, yeah)

But that's not what I see (Yeah, yeah)

'Cause look what I've found (Yeah, yeah, I've found)

Ain't no need for searching, and for that, I say

Thank you, next (Thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Thank you)

I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex

Thank you, next (Thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Said thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Next)

I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex

Thank you, next

Thank you, next

Thank you, next

I'm so fuckin'—

One day I'll walk down the aisle

Holding hands with Xisuma

I'll be thanking Jimmy

'Cause sadly he’s awesome

Only wanna do it once, real bad

Gon' make that shit last

Void forbid something happens

Least this song is a smash (Song is a smash)

I've got so much love (Love)

Got so much patience (Patience)

And I've learned from the pain (Pain)

I turned out amazing (Turned out amazing)

Say I've loved and I've lost (Yeah, yeah)

But that's not what I see (Yeah, yeah)

'Cause look what I've found (Yeah, yeah)

Ain't no need for searching

And for that, I say

Thank you, next (Thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Thank you, next)

Thank you, next

I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex

Thank you, next (Thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Said thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Next)

I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex

Thank you, next

Thank you, next

Thank you, next

Yeah, yee

Thank you, next

Thank you, next

Thank you, next

Yeah, yee

[brittishanarchy1]

Fun fact! My first ever single is out on YouTube! Go stream now if you want or not I totally don't care at all haha please

[cat-cosplay]

Under the Tree 🎶

Under the Tree

Darling it's better

Down on this sweater

Take it from... me. 🎶

Up on the comp they work all day

In front of a screen they stare away

While we devotin'

Full time doin notin'

Under the Tree 🎶 🎄

[the-90s-music-colosseum]

Listen to both songs before voting, and define "better" any way you wish!

[dfwbwfbbwfbwf]

Behold! A thing of beauty. Actually helpful to Silmarillion newbies. Check this guy out - he's got other songs, and they're really good. (Eärendil's Wellerman is a personal favorite.)

[autism-industrial-complex]

Weezer parody band called Sneezer, with hit song Allergy Pills

[terracebatman]

Freddy Krueger sings. I'm just Ken.

[emositecc]

Cooking something special! 👀

[hiitsben]

Thought this parody song about rainbow capitalism from a German late night show might do numbers on Tumblr

[the-ghost-fangirl]

For The First Time In A Year (A Threshold song)

For years I've roamed these ship’s halls

Why have a pilot with no balls?

Finally I’m crossing the barrier

We'll be actual real live lizards

It'll be totally strange

But wow, am I so ready for this change?

'Cause for the first time in a year

For the first time in a year, there'll be light

For the first time in a year I'll be dancing through the warp 10 barrier

Don't know if I'm elated or gassy

But I'm somewhere in that zone

'Cause for the first time in a year

I won't be human

I can't wait to lizard everyone!

What if I lizard the one?

Tonight imagine me sickbay-gown and all

Fetchingly draped against the turbo lift wall

The picture of evolved grace

Ooh! I suddenly see her walking there

Our captain, tall and fair

I wanna stuff some pepperoni pizza in my face!

But then I stun her and put her in the shuffle and we fly at warp 10 all evening

Which is totally bizarre

Not really like the life I've led so far

For the first time in a year

There'll be lizard babies, there'll be fun

For the first time in a year

I could be noticed by my dad

And I know it is totally crazy

To dream I'd find lizard romance

But for the first time in a year

At least I've got a chance.

Happy Threshold Day

And happy birthday to the lizard babies, I hope they are doing well at Columbia

[briar-rose-cosplays]

Soooo… I came up with an idea for a parody yesterday and now that I’ve finished writing it, I wanted to share! This has been written about Iskall concerning whatever the hell is going on with him and Joel. Now, could I have chosen Lizzie for this? Absolutely! But I find this way funnier! (This was cross posted to Reddit btw) you can find more parodies at: @mcyt-parodies

So get ready for…

Etho’s Boy (A Jessie’s Girl Parody)

Etho is a friend

Yeah, I know, He’s Been A Good Friend Of Mine

But lately something’s changed that ain’t hard to define

Etho’s got himself a boy, and I wanna make him mine

And he’s watching him with those eyes

And he’s got his lips on his neck

I just know it

And Etho’s holding Joel in his arms late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Etho’s Boy

I wish that I had Etho’s boy

Where can I find an ogre like that?

I’ll play along with all the pranks

A restraining order won’t stop me now

You know I feel so dirty when they start talking cute

I wanna tell Joel that I love him but he’ll put me on mute

And he’s watching him with those eyes

And he’s got his lips on his neck

I just know it

And Etho’s holding Joel in his arms late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Etho’s Boy

I wish that I had Etho’s boy

Where can I find an ogre like that?

Like Etho’s boy

I wish that I had Etho’s boy

Where can I find an ogre-

Where can I find an ogre like that

And I’m lookin’ in the mirror all the time

Wonderin’ what he don’t see in me

I’ve been funny; I’ve been cool with poetry

Ain’t that the way love’s supposed to be?

Tell me where can I find an ogre like that?

You know I wish that I had Etho’s Boy

I wish that I had Etho’s boy

I want Etho’s Boy

Where can I find an ogre like that?

Like Etho’s boy

I wish that I had Etho’s boy

I want, I want Etho’s boy

[mcyt-parodies]

'a guy that I might be into' from be more chill but instead 'A guy that I might be obsessed with'

And it's Joel singing to Iskall about etho lol

(also suspicious all the ones so far are about Joel

Oh I loved this idea! I hope you’re as happy with it as I am! It was actually pretty easy to create compared to some of the others I’ve done! So enjoy:

A Guy That I Might Be Obsessed With (A Be More Chill Parody)

[Joel]

Say there's this person you see on the server most days

You've known him awhile now

You're used to thinking about him in a certain way

From the persona that he displayed

Then something changes, and he changes

From a guy that I’d never be obsessed with

Into a guy that I’d be obsessed with

From a guy that I'd never be obsessed with

Into a guy that I’d be obsessed with

Is he worth it?

Iskall?

Is he?

[Iskall, to Stress]

Is he talking about me?

[Stress]

Of course he is. You’ve been wearing new cologne. Keep it up!

[Joel]

Say there's this person that you kinda knew

[Random Hermits]

He is totally into you

[Joel]

You thought that you had him pegged, but now you can tell

He's gone from a

[Joel and a reluctant Gem]

Guy that I’d never be obsessed with

Into a guy that I’d be obsessed with

From a guy that I’d never be obsessed with

Into a guy that I’d be obsessed with

[Joel]

Is he worth it?

Iskall?

[Iskall and Stress]

Absolutely

[Joel]

I don't always relate to the players I meet

Except when I'm building things

And there are so many changes that I'm going through

And why am I telling this to you?

Guess there's a part of me that wants to

I guess a part of me wants to, who knew?

I guess a part of me likes to talk to you

I guess a part of me likes to, who knew?

I guess a part of me likes to sit with you

I guess a part of me likes to, who knew?

I guess a part of me likes to hang with you

I guess a part of me

Back to building bases

I know that it's weird but it's totally true

The guy that I’m kinda obsessed with

[Iskall]

The guy that you’re kinda obsessed with

[Joel]

Yeah that

[Iskall and Joel]

Guy that I’m kinda obsessed with

[Joel]

Is...

Etho

[ariazureyt]

Changed the lyrics to “My Kind of Town” to cope with OFMD being cancelled

Posted to my second channel. Can't sing and video got claimed, but I had fun.

My Kind of Crew (Frank Sinatra - My Kind of Town)

[Intro]

Now this could only happen to a guy like me

And only happen on a ship like this

So may I say to each of you most gratefully

As I throw each one of you a kiss, this is...

[Verse 1]

My kind of crew, the Revenge is

My kind of crew, the Revenge is

My kind of pirates, too

Pirates who smile at you

And each time I roam, the Revenge is

Calling me home, the Revenge is

Yes it’s a queer dream come true

It's my kind of crew

[Verse 2]

My kind of crew, the Revenge is

My kind of crew, the Revenge is

My kind of marmalade

And my love never fades

And each time I part, the Revenge is

Tuggin' my heart, the Revenge is

The wholesome queerness, the Revenge is

The living legend, the Revenge is

One crew that won't closet you

It's my kind of crew!