#Briar’s Parodies

[briar-rose-cosplays]

Hello, once again! Your favourite hermit parody artist is back by popular demand! Today, I bring you, by comment suggestion and a hook (the Joel Beans part) by complex-macaron-16 on Reddit, Joel Beans: A Jolene parody for Bdubs! I hope you enjoy! (Also, please feel free to give me a hermit and a song for suggestions! I’ll definitely do them if I get ideas!) you can find more parodies at: @mcyt-parodies

Joel Beans: sung by BdoubleO100

Joel Beans, Joel Beans, Joel Beans, Joel Beans

I’m beggin’ of you please don’t take my man

Please don’t take him just ‘cause you’re obsessed

Your handsomeness beyond compare

With a streak of leafy hair

With sun tanned skin and eyes of dark oak

Your voice wild like lava flow

And I cannot compete with you, Joel Beans

He talks about you in his sleep

And there’s nothin’ I can do to keep

From cryin’ when he calls your name, Joel Beans

And I can easily understand

Why you want your Soulmate back

But you don’t know what he means to me, Joel Beans

Joel Beans, Joel Beans, Joel Beans, Joel Beans

I’m beggin’ of you please don’t take my man

Please don’t take him just ‘cause you’re obsessed

You could have your choice of men

But I could never love again

He’s the only one for me, Joel Beans

I had to have this talk with you

My happiness depends on you

And whatever you decide to do, Joel Beans

Joel Beans, Joel Beans, Joel Beans, Joel Beans

I’m beggin’ of you please don’t take my man

Please don’t take him just ‘cause you’re obsessed

Joel Beans, Joel Beans

[mcyt-parodies]

Alrighty! Back today with my next parody! This one has been cooking for awhile and I finally sat down and wrote it! So without further ado, I give you:

Thank You, Next (Griande’s Version)

Thought I’d end up with Joel

But he wasn’t a match

Wrote a song about Big B

Now we listen and laugh

Scar and I got almost married

For that I’m so thankful

Wish I could say “Thank you” to Mumbo

‘Cause he was an angel

One taught me love

One taught me patience

And one taught me pain

Now, I’m so amazing

Say I’ve loved and I’ve lost

But that’s not what I see

So, look what I got

Look what you taught me

And for that, I say

Thank you, next (Next)

Thank you, next (Next)

Thank you, next

I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex

Thank you, next (Next)

Thank you, next (Next)

Thank you, next (Next)

I'm so fuckin'—

Spend more time with the hermits

I ain't worried 'bout nothin'

Plus, I met someone else

We havin' better discussions

I know they say I move on too fast

But this one gon' last

'Cause her name is Gri

And I'm so good with that (So good with that)

She taught me love (Love)

She taught me patience (Patience)

How she handles pain (Pain)

That shit's amazing (Yeah, she's amazing)

I've loved and I've lost (Yeah, yeah)

But that's not what I see (Yeah, yeah)

'Cause look what I've found (Yeah, yeah, I've found)

Ain't no need for searching, and for that, I say

Thank you, next (Thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Thank you)

I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex

Thank you, next (Thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Said thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Next)

I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex

Thank you, next

Thank you, next

Thank you, next

I'm so fuckin'—

One day I'll walk down the aisle

Holding hands with Xisuma

I'll be thanking Jimmy

'Cause sadly he’s awesome

Only wanna do it once, real bad

Gon' make that shit last

Void forbid something happens

Least this song is a smash (Song is a smash)

I've got so much love (Love)

Got so much patience (Patience)

And I've learned from the pain (Pain)

I turned out amazing (Turned out amazing)

Say I've loved and I've lost (Yeah, yeah)

But that's not what I see (Yeah, yeah)

'Cause look what I've found (Yeah, yeah)

Ain't no need for searching

And for that, I say

Thank you, next (Thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Thank you, next)

Thank you, next

I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex

Thank you, next (Thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Said thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Next)

I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex

Thank you, next

Thank you, next

Thank you, next

Yeah, yee

Thank you, next

Thank you, next

Thank you, next

Yeah, yee

[glumby]

anya technically counts as a redhead right

[triskelion7332]

Portrait of Yor Forger. Parody of Spy x Family character, Yor Forger, with the painting, Portrait Of Adele Bloch-Bauer I, by Gustav Klimt.

[robbyrobinson]

spy x family parodies (IV)

Loid: Come on, guys, we really need to sell it. Franky, you be the boom operator.

Franky: I thought your wife was the boom operator.

Yor: Did somebody say boom!?

(detonates a two-story building)

[bubblesthemonsterartist]

Stone Soup

It's a sin to waste food.

Read more on AO3

[sinfullyrosey]

A Simple Prick

Malleus Draconia X Fem!Reader

Warnings: Hypnosis (kinda), Vaginal Penetration, Fairytale Ending... with a Twist

I was remembering that scene in Sleeping Beauty where Aurora’s under that sort of trance and is slowly walking along the castle and up the steps towards the spindle, and my brain decided to parody it.

Being the human royal heir of a kingdom that’s still in rivalry with Briar Valley. The war may be over, but your parents were still wary of the dark fae they once fought in battle, so didn’t invite the king or queen to the celebration of your birth in fear of what curse they may befall upon newborn you. This did not go over well with the fae royals and they crashed the celebration, not out of disrespect towards them, but their son, as it was customary for your kingdom to invite any and all available royal children to meet yours as an early courting ritual.

To not allow their son to meet you, your parents were saying that he was not worthy of being a possible future candidate for your hand in marriage. That he was not worthy of your love.

So, the king and queen of Briar Valley laid a curse on you, a curse that stated that on your 21st birthday, you were to fall in love with their son when the thorn of a dragon fae pricks you. Those in your kingdom did not fully understand the words of the curse, so none knew what a dragon fae thorn was. Many believed it was the thorn of a rose bush that lined the fae kingdom’s gardens, while others believed it must be a needle or even a weapon used by the dark fae.

Regardless, your parents, sick with fear and worry over the fae taking you away from them in a forced, loveless marriage, set out to hide you away from the wretched fae royals who cursed you. You were sent away to live deep in the forest with three trusted advisers once you were a little older. There, within that cozy, little cabin, you laid hidden and raised to be ignorant of your curse.

As the years pass, you grow in near solitude, blissfully unaware of the world around you. The only escape you have are your dreams, where you get to witness a world outside of the limited one you’re confined to. A world beyond the trees, where a dark castle lies, with thorny rose bushes and stony beasts surrounding it. It’s a place found only in your dreams, and within these dreams stands a misty green figure shrouded in darkness and flames. A figure you’re never able to fully discern, but of whom you welcome nonetheless.

This figure speaks to you of wonders and tales beyond anything you could ever imagine. Spoken with such poetically silken words. Words that drew you further into him as time passed and you grew older. Words that captivated you and gave you comfort in your lonely years of existence. Oh, if only this figure were real. If only you could meet him for real and finally share yourself with him instead of seeking him out in your slumber. If only…

Fast forward and you are now twenty, about to celebrate your 21st birthday. It’s a day you have been waiting for since you were told by your guardians all those years ago. The day you would finally be able to return home and leave this gilded cage behind. The four of you had a mini celebration before heading out back to the castle, your home. Cake was shared and gifts were given, a brand-new outfit for you, one of white and gold. Unbeknownst to you, a wedding garb, as you were set to marry another royal arranged to you for your return. A failsafe to be sure the fae would not be able to steal you away from them.

On your carriage ride to your home, disaster struck, literally. A bolt of lightning, followed by the sound of thunder, came crashing down in front of your carriage, causing the horses to panic and the carriage to flip. Miraculously, you were unharmed, but the coach and your guardians were all knocked unconscious. And before you could think of what to do next, the soft sound of a distant voice reached your ears. It was a familiar sound, but one you could not fully recognized. It called to you, beckoned you to follow it past the brush and trees. You could not shake the sound filling your head and obeyed its heed.

You walked towards the voice alone and in a trance. You don’t know how long you had been walking or how much time had passed, but soon you reached the gates of an ebony stone castle, surrounded by a veil of vines and thorns. The gates seem to open up for you and lead you down a path that took you to a winding stairwell. The whole time you listened to the voice soothingly carry you up the stairs and into a room. This room was not empty, however, as there, standing before you at the glass window, was a tall, dark figure.

The dark figure turned to face you and your entranced eyes widened, mouth falling open in awe. The figure before you was that of a man, pale skinned with pointed ears and coal black horns atop his head. An even pointier pair of fangs poked out as his blackened lips curl up into a grin at you. He wore all black with dark green accents, further adding to his shadowy presence. He gave off an air of elegance and power, one that’s dark and foreboding. And yet, it all felt familiar, like you knew who this man was, but couldn’t fully visualize him.

Until a familiar pair of glowing, emerald eyes catches your own.

Those eyes…

You’ve seen them once before…

Once, upon a dream, you saw him there. You met him there, in your dreams. All those times again and again…

He is right in front of you now, looming over your much smaller frame. You only gazed up at him with wide eyes in disbelief. He called your full name then, dangerous, green eyes leering down at you so intently. You could only blink and call his name in turn.

“Ma… Malleus?”

His grin grew wider at the sound of his name upon your lips. Pale hands with sharp, black claws rested along your sides, leading you both to the bed. He sat down with you still standing before him, now at eye level with him, and your hands gently cradled in his. You tilted your head in confusion, still not comprehending that he was really here, or that you were here, in the very castle you thought was a creation from your dreamscape.

“It seems you are already dressed for the occasion.”

He gave your attire a once over, finally able to admire you after so long. You could only respond with a quiet, “Huh?” before he chuckled at your oblivious expression. His hands fiddled with his robe, drawing your attention away from his memorizing eyes and instead to the stiff member poking out from beneath the black cloth.

It was big and dark, like the rest of him. It stood straight up and sharp. You had yet to see this part of him but was pleasantly surprised regardless. It was as if he could read your thoughts, sensing your confusion and desire.

“It is a thorn, my beloved. A dragon fae’s thorn to be precise.”

You did not understand the significance of his words, but blushed nonetheless. Mind racing with such desirable thoughts. The whole sight was just ethereal. The fae chuckled and pulled you closer, guiding you to his lap.

“Come, it’s time.”

You don’t know why, but you felt that you understood. This may be your first time meeting the mysterious man, but you were still familiar with him. You felt a deep longing towards him that developed and bloomed with each passing season.

You had danced with him among the flower fields and briar, an unknown melody twirling its rhythmical notes around the two of you. You chatted and spoke of your lives with each other, sharing dreams and secrets that nobody else but you and he knew. You knew him, even if you didn’t, you knew him.

Like being in a trance once more, you moved aside your own attire to lay yourself bare like he done for you, your pussy on full display for his eyes only. You crawled into his lap, making yourself comfortable before hovering yourself over his length. You gazed down to see his cock twitching in anticipation for you, the sight making your heart skip.

You aligned yourself, inhaled, and slowly sunk yourself down onto his awaiting cock. Your unprepared walls fluttered around him, squeezing yet still readily accepting all that he had. You wince at the sharp pain that pricks at your insides, whining at the fullness of him against your velvety walls and already feeling overstimulated.

“O-oh!”

Your eyes widened when your thighs finally met his, the full length of his prick reaching deep inside you and sending you in a dizzying haze of pleasure and sudden emotions. Your eyes drooped dreamily as you wrapped your arms around his neck. Despite the stormy, gray clouds surrounding the castle and the glassy haze that clouded your vision, you had never seen things so clearly as you did now in this moment.

“Malleus, I love you. I. Love. You.”

And with that, you sealed the confession with a kiss, his misty green eyes widening, but melting into the kiss, lips molding with yours.

Word soon got out throughout the kingdom about the missing-turned-runaway bride. The royal carriage ambushed and princess nowhere to be seen. The king and queen were in a panic, afraid of what had befallen their precious daughter and sole heir to the kingdom. But their wails of despair were interrupted by a messenger making their presence known in the great hall. With them, a single letter with an all too familiar seal stamped in a dark green wax in the shape of a dragon.

It was addressed to the king and queen, from the Queen of Briar Valley, inviting them to the wedding that was to be held in the kingdom of the fae. The wedding between the soon-to-be King Malleus and his betrothed: their precious daughter and princess of their kingdom.

At the bottom, officially signed in ink, were the signatures from both the bride and groom to be.

~Malleus & Y/N Draconia~

[tomicscomics]

A special agent of God, codename: Sunrise, is handed a mission that requires him to take on the role of father.  Little does he know that the Child placed in his care can read the hearts and minds of those around Him, and that the wife he's taken for his mission is the a̴s̴s̴a̴s̴ sinless virgin, codename: Thornless Queen!  Together, they’re the HOLY†FAMILY!

This is the combined version of my three “Spy x Family”-themed wallpapers!

$5 patrons can download these for their desktop/phone at patreon.com/posts/75944379

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The idea for wallpapers based on the "Spy x Family" comic/show has been suggested by a few people across social media.  I've been a big fan of it for a few years now, and the "Holy Family" joke is so perfect -- especially for Christmastime -- so here it is!  These poses for Joseph, Mary, and Jesus are based on the covers for the first three collections of the comic.

JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. The title of the comic/show is "Spy Family", rendered with an "X" between the two words.  Not sure why.  Since my parody replaces the three main characters with the Holy Family, I replaced the "X" with a cross (though, of course, "X" is also a Greek letter that represents Jesus anyway, so I was in a no-lose situation there). 2. Instead of Twilight (the fake father and genius spy from Spy x Family), Joseph is Sunrise, an agent of God who's mission is to raise the Son of God. 3. Instead of Anya (the psychic girl who offers endless comedic moments and goofy faces in Spy x Family), Jesus is just God as a human child.  He can also technically read minds, right?  Instead of Anya's stuffed animal or her dog, Bond, Jesus has the Holy Spirit beside Him, wearing Bond's signature tie. 4. Instead of Yor Briar (the fake mother and dangerous assassin from Spy x Family), the Blessed Virgin Mary is here holding a thornless rose.  Yor's codename is "Thorn Princess", so I've given Mary the codename "Thornless Queen".

[coralinnii]

I have one essay report and a big work project left and I'll be stress-free...for like a week before classes start again. Instead of finishing those last responsibilities, I've been putting Cell Block Tango on repeat because Youtube algorithm decided I needed scary hot women murderers...and it's not wrong.

The product of that procrastination is now an AU of my Villain/ess AU, where the villain/ess!readers still ended up being villains. An AU-ception

I will start on my writing list eventually. This was just a stress relief

One villain/ess!reader doesn't get a verse cuz someone's gotta be Roxie. Also, I don't know Hungarian so I used my native language (which may also suck since I haven't practiced in years).

Seeing that this is a parody of Cell Block Tango, all the warnings for this cover are the same for the original song (violence, infidelity, etc) so read at your own risk.

~ Enjoy ~

Yawn

Seven

Squish

Uh-uh

Monstro

Schoenheit

And now, the six merry villains of the Twisted Wonderland Dungeons

In their rendition of the Story Book Tango

Monstro

Schoenheit

Yawn

Seven

Squish

Uh-uh

Monstro

Schoenheit

Yawn, seven, squish, uh-uh, Monstro, Schoenheit

Yawn, seven, squish, uh-uh, Monstro, Schoenheit

Yawn, seven, squish, uh-uh, Monstro, Schoenheit

He had it comin'

He had it comin'

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same

Yawn, seven, squish, uh-uh, Monstro, Schoenheit

Yawn, seven, squish, uh-uh, Monstro, Schoenheit

You know how people have these little habits that get you down?

Like, Leona

Leona, he liked to sigh when he's sleepy

No, not sigh, yawn

So I walk into our room this one day

And I'm really irritated

And I'm looking for a little bit o' sympathy

And there's Leona, lyin' on the bed, on his lazy ass and sighing

No, not sighing

Yawning

So, I said to him, I said "You yawn near me one more time"

And he did

So I took the rifle from our armory

And I fired two warning shots

Into his head

He had it comin'

He had it comin'

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have heard it

I betcha you would have done the same

I met Malleus from Briar Valley about two years ago

And he told me he was single

And we hit it off right away

So, we started meeting together

He'd go to his castle, he'd come back to me

I'd give him a rose, we'd have dinner

And then I found out

"Single" he told me

Single, my ass

Not only was he meant for some girl

Oh no, he was one of 7 suitors

One of those harems, you know?

So that night when he came home from his castle

I gave him a rose, as usual

You know, some guys just can't hold their poison thorns

He had it comin' (yawn, seven, squish, uh-uh, Monstro, Schoenheit)

He had it comin'

He took a flower (yawn, seven, squish, uh-uh, Monstro, Schoenheit)

In its prime

And then he used it (yawn)

And he abused it (seven)

It was a murder (squish)

But not a crime

(Uh-uh, Monstro, Schoenheit)

So I'm standing in the kitchen

Tasting some cherry tarts for a party (uh-uh)

Minding my own business (Monstro)

In storms my husband Riddle in a furious rage (Schoenheit)

"You been breaking the rules!," he says (yawn)

He was crazy (seven)

And he kept on screamin' (uh-uh)

"You been breaking the rules!"

And then he ran into his scepter 

He ran into his scepter 42 times

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same!

Kenapa aku di sini?

Mereka kata pencintaku menolong aku dan membunuh Tunku Kalim bersama-sama

Bukan! Aku tak bersalah

Kenapa negara Scalding Sands lihat aku seorang pembunuh? 

Aku menjelaskan kepada polis tapi mereka tak faham

Yeah, but did you do it?

Uh-uh, not guilty!

My partner, Azul and I had these businesses

And the tweels, Jade and Floyd traveled round with us (he only had himself to blame)

Now, for the last day in our business trip (if you'd have been there)

We opened twenty businesses in a row

Food, suits, rings, tea, dresses, lounges, night brothels (if you'd have been there)

Show acts, theaters

One right after the other (if you'd have seen it)

So this one night before we leave, we're down at the Monstro Lounge (I betcha)

The four of us, boozin' (you would have done the same)

Havin' a few laughs

And we ran out of ice

So I go out to get some (he had it comin')

I come back, checked the stores

And there's Azul and the tweels (he had it comin')

In business seventeen (he took a flower)

The brothel

Well, I was in such a state of shock

I completely blacked out, I can't remember a thing

It wasn't until later

When I was washing the blood off my hands

I even knew they were dead

They had it comin' (they had it comin')

They had it comin' (they had it comin')

They had it comin' all along (they had it comin' all along)

I didn't do it (she didn't do it)

But if I'd done it (but if she'd done it)

How could you tell me that I was wrong?

They had it comin' (they had it comin')

They had it comin' (they had it comin')

They had it comin' all along (they took a flower in its prime)

I didn't do it (and then they used it)

But if I'd done it

How could you tell me that I was wrong?

I admired Vil Schoenheit

More than I can possibly say (he had it comin')

He was a real beautiful guy

A masterpiece, a queen

But he was always trying to find his fairest self (he only had himself to blame)

He'd go out every night looking for that self

And on the way

He found Rook (if you'd have been there)

Epel

Neige and the dwarfs (if you'd have seen it)

I guess you could say we broke up

Because of different perspectives (I betcha you would have done the same)

He sees himself as the fairest of them all

And I saw him as was

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

They had it comin' (they had it comin')

They had it comin' (they had it comin')

They had it comin' all along (they had it comin' all along)

'Cause if they used us ('cause if they used us)

And they abused us (and they abused us)

How could you tell us that we were wrong?

He had it comin' (he had it comin')

He had it comin' (he had it comin')

He only had himself to blame (he only had himself to blame)

If you'd have been there (if you'd have been there)

If you'd have seen it (if you'd have seen it)

I betcha you would have done the same

You yawn near me one more time! Single my ass

42 times! Negara Scalding Sands lihatku

Business seventeen, the brothel

Different perspectives

Yawn

Seven

Squish

Uh-uh

Monstro

Schoenheit

[ao3feed-twiyor]

These Arent The Frontlines..

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/8vFM0Wy by Mygirlmm A What-If fic based on “on a summer day (she smiles)” by glacialdawn, in this when Anya is teleported back to present day, it brings Loid right with her. Loid, or, I guess at the time: Roland Spoofy, freaks out, grabs Anya, and makes a run for it. Things happen, he rams into Yor, a very kind pedestrian trips a scientist, Yor completely floors the scientists, they all wish they didn’t come into work. Then we have double Twilights. DISCLAIMER: Listen, this is a Fan-Fiction, that involves time travel, of another Fan-Fiction, that also involves time travel. It’s not going to be cannon compliant, it’s gonna be weird. The original fic isn’t weird, but mine is. So be warned. And yes, I made Westalis a language and called it Westalian and did the same thing for Ostania. Get over it. I also made Sylvia one of Spoofy’s old superior’s in the army. All I’m saying is, I write weird stuff, you don’t have to be mean, just be kind:) Words: 2572, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 2 of Random and Unfinished Drafts Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Anime), SPY x FAMILY (Manga) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/M Characters: Loid Forger | Twilight, Anya Forger, Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess, Sylvia Sherwood | Handler, Scientists, Police Officers (Characters) Relationships: Loid Forger | Twilight/Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess, Loid Forger & His Younger Self Additional Tags: Parody of: "on a summer day (she smiles)" by glacialdawn, check it out, It’s great, Teen Twilight, Young Loid Forger, Hurt Loid Forger | Twilight, bullet wounds, War, Time Travel, Fic within a Fic, Protective Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess, How Do I Tag, Confusion, Scared Loid Forger | Twilight, Twilight cusses, Cussing, scientists - Freeform, Implied Experiment, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, glacialdawn, Police, Probably Cringey, But it has potential read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/8vFM0Wy

[briar-rose-cosplays]

Soooo… I came up with an idea for a parody yesterday and now that I’ve finished writing it, I wanted to share! This has been written about Iskall concerning whatever the hell is going on with him and Joel. Now, could I have chosen Lizzie for this? Absolutely! But I find this way funnier! (This was cross posted to Reddit btw) you can find more parodies at: @mcyt-parodies

So get ready for…

Etho’s Boy (A Jessie’s Girl Parody)

Etho is a friend

Yeah, I know, He’s Been A Good Friend Of Mine

But lately something’s changed that ain’t hard to define

Etho’s got himself a boy, and I wanna make him mine

And he’s watching him with those eyes

And he’s got his lips on his neck

I just know it

And Etho’s holding Joel in his arms late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Etho’s Boy

I wish that I had Etho’s boy

Where can I find an ogre like that?

I’ll play along with all the pranks

A restraining order won’t stop me now

You know I feel so dirty when they start talking cute

I wanna tell Joel that I love him but he’ll put me on mute

And he’s watching him with those eyes

And he’s got his lips on his neck

I just know it

And Etho’s holding Joel in his arms late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Etho’s Boy

I wish that I had Etho’s boy

Where can I find an ogre like that?

Like Etho’s boy

I wish that I had Etho’s boy

Where can I find an ogre-

Where can I find an ogre like that

And I’m lookin’ in the mirror all the time

Wonderin’ what he don’t see in me

I’ve been funny; I’ve been cool with poetry

Ain’t that the way love’s supposed to be?

Tell me where can I find an ogre like that?

You know I wish that I had Etho’s Boy

I wish that I had Etho’s boy

I want Etho’s Boy

Where can I find an ogre like that?

Like Etho’s boy

I wish that I had Etho’s boy

I want, I want Etho’s boy

[mcyt-parodies]

'a guy that I might be into' from be more chill but instead 'A guy that I might be obsessed with'

And it's Joel singing to Iskall about etho lol

(also suspicious all the ones so far are about Joel

Oh I loved this idea! I hope you’re as happy with it as I am! It was actually pretty easy to create compared to some of the others I’ve done! So enjoy:

A Guy That I Might Be Obsessed With (A Be More Chill Parody)

[Joel]

Say there's this person you see on the server most days

You've known him awhile now

You're used to thinking about him in a certain way

From the persona that he displayed

Then something changes, and he changes

From a guy that I’d never be obsessed with

Into a guy that I’d be obsessed with

From a guy that I'd never be obsessed with

Into a guy that I’d be obsessed with

Is he worth it?

Iskall?

Is he?

[Iskall, to Stress]

Is he talking about me?

[Stress]

Of course he is. You’ve been wearing new cologne. Keep it up!

[Joel]

Say there's this person that you kinda knew

[Random Hermits]

He is totally into you

[Joel]

You thought that you had him pegged, but now you can tell

He's gone from a

[Joel and a reluctant Gem]

Guy that I’d never be obsessed with

Into a guy that I’d be obsessed with

From a guy that I’d never be obsessed with

Into a guy that I’d be obsessed with

[Joel]

Is he worth it?

Iskall?

[Iskall and Stress]

Absolutely

[Joel]

I don't always relate to the players I meet

Except when I'm building things

And there are so many changes that I'm going through

And why am I telling this to you?

Guess there's a part of me that wants to

I guess a part of me wants to, who knew?

I guess a part of me likes to talk to you

I guess a part of me likes to, who knew?

I guess a part of me likes to sit with you

I guess a part of me likes to, who knew?

I guess a part of me likes to hang with you

I guess a part of me

Back to building bases

I know that it's weird but it's totally true

The guy that I’m kinda obsessed with

[Iskall]

The guy that you’re kinda obsessed with

[Joel]

Yeah that

[Iskall and Joel]

Guy that I’m kinda obsessed with

[Joel]

Is...

Etho

[mangacat201]

LAST LINE TAG

Ok, after @thewolvesof1998 tagged me previously and @honestlyeddie explained the rules to me, here's the actual last sentence I wrote for my current WIP (which is the Truck Bombing goes the other way for Buck-one, I'm warning you!)

"She just sits there and lets the garbled sobs go without comment, letting him be while he goes through this parody of grief that his useless, weighed down body lets him have."

@monsterrae1, @911onabc, @rewritetheending, @giddyupbuck, @cal-daisies-and-briars, @loserdiaz, @the-marathon-continues-nip, @comfortbuddie,

[princesssarisa]

Guess what? I'm starting a new overview of fairy tale adaptations:

Sleeping Beauty Spring

From now until the end of May, I'm going to watch and write about every screen, stage, and radio adaptation of Sleeping Beauty.

Or to be exact, every version with a "once upon a time" setting, which isn't a parody, which is based on either Charles Perrault's The Sleeping Beauty in the Wood, the Brothers Grimm's Briar Rose, or both, and which is meant for families, not adults. The same rules that applied when I overviewed the various versions of Cinderella, Snow White, Alice in Wonderland, and A Christmas Carol.

First on the list: Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky's classic 1899 ballet The Sleeping Beauty.

This is a complete performance from the Mariinsky Theatre, 2015.

[grelleswife]

So I'm really surprised no one has dared try a parody au of Sebastian kissing Agni to revive him from death.. like REALLY surprised especially from the sebagni fans....*STARES* 😐

Hi, anon! I’m a little confused about what you mean by “parody AU” in this context, since parody is generally written for comedic purposes, and Agni’s death is anything but. 💔 Are you referring to a fairytale AU (based on stories like Sleeping Beauty), or a situation closer to canon using the “kiss of life” trope? Either one of those scenarios could make for a beautiful Sebagni oneshot. Perhaps Sebastian is a knight hacking through briars and withered roses (though his sword has grown scratched and blunted from years of exertion), desperately attempting to reach the enchanted castle where his lover lies motionless under glass, trapped by a malicious fairy’s curse that is too far gone. Perhaps, as in the manga, the Phantomhive butler gently cradles the khansama’s battered corpse, straining his ears to catch the refrain of a pulse that fell silent long before he and the young master made it to the townhouse.

All hope is seemingly lost. A knight cannot duel mortality to a standstill any more than a demon can resurrect the dead.

But Agni is Sebastian’s heart, his light, his sun, and, despite the ease with which the devil has relinquished his human connections in the past, he cannot let this man go.

So the knight trudges up the castle’s staircase with grim determination, ascending in an infinite spiral (Another one of the fairy’s wicked tricks. But love finds a way, and he reaches the top in the end), and breaks the glass coffin that has become his beloved’s tomb. So the butler removes a handkerchief from his pocket to tenderly wipe the blood from Agni’s face.

Even when acting in defense of their liege, knights leave a trail of grief and violence in their wake, regardless of chivalry’s shining veneer. Demons corrupt and devour with a black hole’s wanton appetite, possessing not a drop of grace to share with the unfortunate souls that cross their path.

But just as the moon reflects the radiance freely bestowed upon it by the sun, Sebastian has been transfigured by Agni’s love. Now the hour has come to return that light to his mate.

The kiss Sebastian presses to Agni’s lips is bitter with remorse at failing to save him, grief for the years they will never share together…but sweetened by memories of Agni’s laugh, the touch of his hand, his noble, generous spirit.

At first, nothing happens.

At first.

But then the prince’s mist-gray eyes flutter open as he gazes up at his knight in wonder.

“Sebastian…I knew you’d come,” he whispers. “What a beautiful dream. I pray the gods shall never wake me again.”

“This is no dream, dear,” Sebastian replies, smiling through his tears as he touches his forehead to Agni’s.

Or then the khansama’s wounds miraculously begin to close, and the color returns to his face. Agni revives with a gasp, reaching out a tremulous hand to stroke his lover’s cheek as the butler sobs, not caring a whit for his prized aesthetic.

“Sebastian.”

He speaks the devil’s name with unwavering trust and adoration, like a prayer. Like a psalm.

“I knew you’d come.”

Once upon a time, a demon’s love truly conquered all…even death itself. And he and his husband lived happily ever after.

[robbyrobinson]

Henderson: Ms. Yor, have you ever killed a man?

Yor: Reddit says I've killed 39, but that seems low.