#Part 1???

[dcxdpdabbles]

The ballad of Jane doe has me in a choke hold. The lyrics really feel to me and I had an idea of an alternative universe where Jason as Robin and beheaded by Joker as a way to avoid irl identification? Idk he’s insane. 

But the lyrics that really spoke to me were: Oh Saint Peter, let me in!

You must know where I've been

Won't you tell me at last who I am? 

(This can be either Jason revived and never getting his memories back and asking maybe maybe Danny someone who is kinda his minder who he is but Danny never knew him so he can’t say or Batman in a desperate but frustrated way when he’s all vigilante and stuff while fight and takes off his helmet for dramatic effect and maybe Jason never aged and still 15 or he just doesn’t have a head so Danny made one of ecto that is supposed to look like him) 

And I'm asking "why, lord?"

If this is how I die, lord

Why be left with no family

And no friends? 

(Jason never having his memories cries out for any information but maybe someone is blocking his search or some other factor, Jason not having any memories mourns the thought of family and maybe in a fight he’s yelling angrily about the unfairness of his situation and having no one, maybe even a vent to Danny if slimmed him spinned right) 

I’ve got no celebration

Just this consolation

Time eats all his children

In the end 

(Jason not remembering his funeral and his only consolation is his missing head or a scar on his neck from the beheading and this can also relate to clockwork and you know the Kronos correlation, how time has no favorites and everyone will be forgotten just like him in the end of their days wether it be their death or the last time their name is said) 

A melody floats through the air

When silence falls, does no one care? 

(frustration of no one telling him who he is and and maybe there will be a fight scene where he takes off his helmet and asks if anyone- anything cares about his existence in front of Bruce or the batfam) 

how Danny plays into his either this is alternate Jason and Danny being one person and Danny being in an accident which kills him half not and half did or Danny is dead Jason’s minder and they get teleported to another universe where canon is idk :)

I'm not going to lie. This song goes hard for Headless Jason.

I like what you wrote about this being Danny as his alt! Jason, but I also like the idea that Jason's family are descendants of the original Dullahan. He just didn't know it since he didn't know his bio mom.

Anyway, the family gets one extra life, which his bio-mom used up before, and that's why she died in the explosion that took Jason's first life. He wanders Gotham the first year as a zombie because he doesn't have his head until Danny finds it and helps reunite him.

But that year, Jason forgot who he was, and he was filled with nothing but questions and anger. Danny decided to be the bridge between worlds and stuck around to help him. Instead of Jason ending up with the League of Shadows, he is in Ghost King Phantom's court and is living in a small house on the outskirts of Gotham, trying to learn his new ghost powers.

Danny is super excited since this is the closest he's gotten to another Halfa since Vlad, and yeah, it's a little scary that they can't get his head to stick on his body since they've been apart for too long, but Danny is working on it.

In the meantime, they have Jason wear a red Biker helmet that he never takes off. Nothing can go wrong with that! The fact that Joker used to do the same thing as Red Hood meant nothing to Danny and his roommate, who enjoyed gardening, cooking dinner, and sitting together to watch a movie!

The occasional cuddle here and there! Slight domestic bliss sprinkled in!

No, Jazz, that isn't his undead boyfriend. That's just his roommate! So what if they are the same age? Danny is technically hiding from his parents, so he never ventures too far from his property!

Jason likes being in the boonies with him just fine.

[lemonomelette]

This is just my retelling of the whole explanation of the Delphi and Red Rust ordeal. A loose exercise for me and more salt on Pharma's part.

Next part will be about Tarn and Pharma and how he gets the red rust idea implanted.

[alizachan]

Lia (Lily) momzia picrew sprites

[shegetsburned]

ꨄ 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨

requested by anon!

being in a relationship with satoru gojo would include him taking candid photos of you and keeping it in an album for him to look at or annoy you with, later.

he always sends you pictures of himself and what he’s doing. he will take selfies of him and his beat-up opponent with a giant smile knowing it makes you laugh.

satoru loves to share every little detail of his missions and go on and on about his day before asking for yours. it’s a special moment he cherishes every day. especially seeing this horrified look on your face when you hear he’s almost been killed by a disgusting-looking cursed spirit.

as we know, he likes to bring back gifts from the places he goes to since he barely has time to visit, therefore he often brings you souvenirs from different places. he’ll pass by gift shops and immediately think of you and what he could get you when comes home.

when he’s away on a task, you won’t hear from this idiot for days, before he reappears like nothing happened. and you know what? you probably kicked his ass after that.

satoru is so goddamn cuddly in bed. he’d wrap an arm around you, always keeping at least one hand on your body and keeping you so close to him. you’re a plush for him to sleep with.

he knows when you’re feeling down or when something’s up and it will bother him all day before finally talking to you about it. he hates seeing you like this and will do everything to make your day better and your sadness/anger go away.

satoru is aware of the effect he has on you and is soooo cocky about it. he’d purposely talk in this low tone you love so much and raise his eyebrow at you. "oh, yeah?" seeing you flustered makes him feel accomplished.

constant constant teasing. this man annoys the shit out of you but he’s your man, and you love him for it. holding the umbrella for himself when it’s raining, cackling with his coat on when you’re freezing with your light vest, letting you struggle to pick something high when he’s perfectly capable of helping you.

talking about his height, satoru towers over you. he has to lean over most of the time and would talk to you like a child, I swear. he’d make fun of your height by crouching in front of you.

you know that one meme where will smith is showing off his wife’s outfit, yeah that's how I imagine satoru showing you off to everybody.

you’re, without question, his plus one everywhere. for a party? he’s coming with you. for a formal meeting? he’s bringing you. a marriage? you. karaoke? you. restaurant? you. if he could bring you on his missions, he would.

when you guys are standing side by side, in public, satoru would lean against you, having his arm around your shoulders, or his hand on your back, slowly shifting to your ass.

he’s obsessed with you. he can’t stop thinking about you and slips your name through conversations. he has you as his wallpaper, and always takes a few seconds before unlocking it.

even though satoru will do everything to make you happy, he doesn’t really allow you to do the same. he’s emotionally distant and unavailable, which has been the reason for many arguments.

even if he isn't the most present boyfriend, satoru gojo always finds a way to brighten your day and you will always be grateful for him.

© shegetsburned 2023. Please do not repost/edit/or claim my writing as your own.

[buggachat]

Part 200 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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[s-aint-elmo]

part 2 of my pining falin agenda aka I STAND WITH MARCILLE THAT DRESS WAS CUNT

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[cordspaghetti]

She doesn’t look anything like her pictures…

[xxlumos]

*smooch*

[i-am-a-fish]

women with deep voices ❤️

[zoe-oneesama]

These things break if you blow on them!

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[thedeadtravelfast]

this is the plot right?

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[lmaowhosemaddie]

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[duckytree]

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[tropiicant]

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[silkysong]

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