#Paternal DNA

[alix-relativity]

Tracing My Y-DNA Ancestry - Part I

I have to admit, since I am a woman, extracting DNA from my paternal side hasn't been a simple task.

My mother and my father didn't produce a son. So I had to dig into my cousin and distant relatives' DNA to find the closest haplogroup that can provide more information about my ancestry from my biological father's side.

In simple words, I don't have all DNA sequences with their respective mutations to establish full ancestry in some instances.

In the absence of an biological brother from my mother's and father's union, I had to resource into comparing my closest relatives' relationships on my paternal side. Meaning I extracted it from the mutual and closest DNA haplogrupos from my 1st to 3rd cousins to the 5th to 6th cousins.

Anything beyond that, are distant relatives that just provide a partial relationship to my Y-DNA. Important DNA relationships, but less likely to give me a full map of half my DNA. Since the further you go away from your biological Maternal and Paternal DNA sequences who are shared among my siblings, the further away I get to an accurate mapping.

The rule is: First cousins share grandparents, counting back two generations to their shared ancestors. Second cousins count back three generations to their great-grandparents. Third cousins count back four generations to their great-great-grandparents. Anything beyond the 5th cousin is relevant but they're considered very distant relatives; unless you find a living relative or someone who lived in the same timeline or century that shares the exact same haplogroup ... then, they're related by ancestry.

I don't carry the Y Chromosome in my DNA since I was born a female or woman; I only have one X chromosome from my biological mother and one X chromosome from my biological father, which means I got only my father's mother chromosome (or my paternal grandmother). It's complicated but it's how nature designed it. In this case my biological grandfather doesn't count to trace ancestry even if he is biologically related to me, like all of his children.

In the absence of a brother, my male cousins are the ones carrying the paternal X chromosomes (or my paternal grandmother chromosome). In my case, there are more males on my father's side than on my mother's side so basically they are like "half brothers" (twice removed from my paternal Y-DNA) sort of speaking. This article from 23andMe explains the percentage and predictability of your shared DNA based on the family relationship. It's incredible, only identical twins share 100% of their DNA relationship in the sibling chart. Yes, your identical twin is your natural clone. Any other sibling brothers or sisters, only gets 50% of your shared DNA. Thank God I am not a twin.

Even my biological sister and I share only 50% of our parents' DNA. So technically our DNA sequences are not probably similar.

That's why it is so difficult to insert a fake sibling into someone's DNA pool. No matter if you use a similar last name, you can only be related through DNA. For instance in the US, I legally removed my father's last name by choice and adopted a different family last name that is from my maternal ancestry, my mother raised me with my stepdad, she was mom and dad after they divorced when I was 10 years old; however I am still genetically related to my biological father.

And in my opinion that's why DNA should be protected by law at the federal level to prevent people from trying to snatch your DNA since altering physical appearance can be use as a disguised to impersonate you, if the intention is to cause any harm. Also, there are a lot of scary things that can happen if we don't protect our rights to retain our DNA data.

Back to my research and why this is important to me. A year ago, I received a notice via text from a hospital in Tijuana, Mexico trying to claim that my brother was hospitalized in their facility and they were asking $10,000 to cover for medical bills and they sent me a picture of a heave weight Caucasian man intubated and connected to a respirator. They said his name was Christian and goes by Chris and he provided his sister's phone number to cover for his medical bills. They pleaded for me to reach out to the hospital over the phone so they can give me instructions on how to wire the money so they could continue with his medical treatment.

Yep, that story didn't fly with me. The same name has been used in the past to claim I have a brother from my mothers side named Christopher who was stolen from my mother at birth. I know with 100% certainty, that I do not have a maternal brother. None of my siblings have been separated from her. I told my mom the story and she thought that was crazy. Absolutely not possible. Especially because my mother always wanted a boy and she tried 3 times to have a boy and she couldn't.

She gave up after the 3rd child. And I know there is no possibility my mother had a son while she was in some sort of comma or that she gave away any of her children. She married young and had no illegitimate sons or daughters.

Clearly that was a scammer trying to collect ransom and in the other instance, my number was given to someone in Mexico in an attempt to phishing me into sending money. It's not the first time.

Anyway, back to my DNA tracing. My mother's family and my father's family are from two separate branches that in time, distant ancestors were all located in Europe. My mother is Caucasian and clearly closer to her Spanish, Italian, Scandinavian ancestry and I discovered her ancestry have several Royal Houses, a few American history personalities and most recently I also discovered I have Russian-Germanic ancestry too.

While my biological father who is olive skin Caucasian, his ancestry is closer to some of the British Isle: Scotland, Ireland and Wales and Arabian.

From my Y-DNA haplogroups the closest and oldest ones are all connected to British and Scottish clans. I am including only rare connections to be more precise as close as possible to my paternal Y-DNA, which is my maternal grandmother X chromosome. She was born around 1893 in my native country. My grandparents were married for more than 75 years until she passed away. Her mother or my great-grandmother apparently was also from the same maternal ancestry which I have sort of confirmed based on my DNA research.

More research to be done. I am primarily trying to find connections that indicate a shared ancestral line.

I-CTS595, I-F1295, I-M26, I-PF4088, I-PF4189, I-Z125 Haplogroups

Clan Lindsay 1086 CE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🗡️ is a Lowland Scottish clan, descends from Walter Lindsay of Lincoln who accompanied David of Huntingdon from England to Scotland before 1116. The Lindsays were found in both England and Scotland with Sir Baldric de Lindsay of Hemingby recorded as holding estates in Lindsey in the Domesday Book in 1086. 1 in 141 or 4,903 people have been identified to be this closely related to the Clan Lindsay.

I-Y3548, I-Z17855 Haplogroup

Martin Luther 483 - 1546 CE 🛐🙏 was a notable German theologian and catholic priest, author, and hymn writer. Martin Luther is remembered as the father of Protestantism and one of the most influential and important religious figures of his time.

His contributions as a writer and teacher drove the separation of Western Christianity into Protestants and Catholics.

Wars were waged based on his doctrines. He indirectly caused clashes between Christian theological doctrines that led to many medieval wars.

1 in 101 or only 6,850 people have been identified to be closely related to Martin Luther.

Me and Martin Luther share a common paternal line ancestor who lived around this time.

R-SRY2627 Haplogroup

Clan MacLeod 1215 CE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🛡️ is a Highland Scottish clan associated with the Isle of Skye. The clan traces its origins back to the 13th century with two main branches: the MacLeods of Harris and Dunvegan and the MacLeods of Lewis.

1 in 101 or only 6,825 people have been identified to be this closely related to Clan MacLeod.

I-L1498 Haplogroup

Clan Munro 🇮🇪 🍀 1320 - 1369 CE. This Clan traditionally dates from their founder Donald Munro, who is said to have come from Ireland to serve King Malcolm II of Scotland in the 11th century.

1 in 387 only 1,778 people have been identified to be this closely related to Clan Munro.

Me and Clan Munro share a common paternal line ancestor who lived around this time.

Other famous people who are closer to same haplogroup are 5th US President and founding father James Monroe 📜 1758 CE who also was a direct descendant of Clan Munro.

R-CTS278, R-Z52, R-FGC22952 Haplogroup

Robert Burns a.k.a Rabbie Burns 1759 - 1796 CE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 📖 was born in Alloway, Ayrshire Scotland. He was the eldest son of tenant farmers William Burnes and Agnes Broun. He became the most recognized Scottish poet and lyricist of his century to this point. Regarded as the national poet of Scotland.

1 in 5,500 or only 125 people have been identified to be this closely related to Robert Burns.

Me and Robert Burns share a common paternal line ancestor who lived around this time.

I-Z166 Haplogroup

Stephen F. Austin 1793 - 1836 CE, born in southwestern Virginia, is often called the Father of Texas. He can also be called the Father of Anglo-American Texas and the Texas Rangers as he founded the earliest precursor of the famous law enforcement organization.

Austin also helped to meddled the territory disputes between Texas and Mexico. Eventually after the negotiations failed, he led the Texan rebels to victory over Mexico and assisted in the creation of the independent Republic of Texas.

1 in 335, only 2,060 customers are this closely related to Stephen F. Austin.

Me and Stephen F. Austin share a common paternal line ancestor who lived around this time.

R-CTS4065 Haplogroup

President George H. W. Bush 1924 - 2018 CE 🇺🇲 and his son George Walker Bush (1946) were the father and son who served as United States Presidents, as the 41st and 43rd Presidents, respectively. They both started their careers in the United State Military, Navy and Air Force respectively.

Both father and son are prominent members of the Republican party.

I am not related to them directly of course. However, I can proudly say I was an employee that worked for a U.S Embassy during George W. Bush's 1st presidential term. And I personally admire him for his leadership and service to our country.

1 in 346 or only 1,989 people have been identified to be this closely related to George H. W. Bush.

Me and President George H. W. Bush share a common paternal line ancestor who lived around this time.

Since this research is about my paternal Y-DNA and I have to rely on relatives to extract the correct haplogroups to uncover ancestry, I am going to omit some haplogroups that have minimal shared segments or those from far distant cousins with no direct connection. Since they don't provide accurate ancestry links. Again I don't carry the Y chromosome but I see theirs.

Also I seem to have a small percentage of Arabic ancestry in my Y-DNA however more research needs to be done to find the correct haplogroups and connections to the correct timeline.

Until the next blog.

[gh0st-c0mpany]

The Kaminoans 100% went behind Jango's back to make Omega. If Jango found out they made another "unaltered" clone that ages regularly and isn't intended to be canon fodder for the Republic, He'd be pissed! He'd go marching straight to the Kaminoan scientists and start causing a fit. He'd snatch her from their arms and pull a gun on them.

Next you'll see him sitting on his Kaminoan Lazy Boy, two babies in his arms with a big ass scowl on his face thinking, "I guess this is my life now >:( "

[unbfacts]

[irondadfics]

hii i hope youre doing well <3

i'm looking for fics where peter and tony discover they are biologically related while they're together in the lab/tower/etc. (whether they do the paternity test on purpose or find out accidentally) . i read a few fics like this a long time ago but i don't remember enough to ask about them individually

here are some where Tony and Peter accidentally learn they are father and son.

That's the thing with anger... by Good_As_I_Am94

Tony heard something drop and shatter while he was still finishing up his work on Rhodey’s suit, “Kid?” It wasn’t like Peter to drop things. He had sticky super powers after all. Peter was just staring at the screen.

I'm Your Dad by DragonSoulWorld

Peter Parker is Tony Stark's son! After Tony run a routine DNA test on Peter, he discovers he is his son! Having missed the first 15 years of Peter's life, Tony is determined not to miss anymore. But Peter feels insecure, and fears Tony doesn't really want to be his dad. Tony & Peter navigating their new father-son relationship. ProtectiveTony! SensoryOverload!

Hold On, To Me As We Go by GLWilliams97

“Hey, Tony Stank” Rhodey starts speaking as soon as he opens the door, “what’s this I’ve been hearing abou-“. Rhodey freezes mid-step and mid-sentence when he see’s Tony… or more accurately when he sees a kid sitting next to his friend. …a kid that, when he and Tony look up at him entering the lab, looks freakishly like Tony did when he first met him back at MIT. It may have been 30 years, give or take, since he met his best friend, but he’d never forget the first time that he met the skinny little kid that had a busted lip because he had mouthed off to one of the much older students. He’d never forget that little face. The face that he was suddenly seeing all over again…sat next to his best friend.  --- Yes, this is one of those stories where Tony find's out Peter is actually his son. I'm a sucker for these kind of stories and I've wanted to write one for a while...so, here it is :)

Not Rocket-Science for Dummies — A Masterclass by Rhodey and MJ by AnonVale

“Peter—look behind you!” The boy clasps Peter’s head, forcefully turning it around. Peter’s looking. And— Well, Rhodey’s not looking at Peter. He’s looking at a living memory—lightning wit and calculating brown eyes. Rhodey’s lightheaded with it—with late nights hidden in lab cupboards as tired security guards search for the source of echoing laughter—with breaking into Tiberius Stone’s dorm room and stealing his pipsqueak best friend’s final paper back—with punching Howard Stark in the face, shaking his knuckles out without an ounce of regret—with bunny-eared yearbook photos and shared school hoodies—with ‘I got it! I got it—Rhodey—stop—It’s not even—even heavy’ and ‘It’s a two-hundred pound robot, of course it’s heavy, dummy’—and later—so much later—too late, alway too late—with searching, searching, searching and never finding—

Happy Hogan Never Forgets A Face by Jen27ny

Happy Hogan never forgets a face. And suddenly he remembered where he knew that face from. The blood in his veins turned cold and for a second his lungs forgot they need oxygen to function. He counted back the years, hoping it would calm his racing heart. Hoping it wouldn’t match. But it did.

[bassistforhired]

i’m gonna start a full on vampirism debate.

WHOS THE MOTHER Of Kid Vampire?

Child of Victim:

Suspect:

the father is quite obviously Count papa (dracula or orlok doesn’t really matter bc it’s the same character either way.)

i’m using nicholas hoult cus silly. but you get the idea.

[evilkitten3]

team minato modern middle school au where kakashi is the annoying genius who skipped like two grades, rin somehow lives in a hospital (no one's sure which nurse/doctor is her parent but. it's one of them. right? it's gotta be. no way did a bunch of worked-half-to-death medical staff accidentally adopt a baby someone forgot about. definitely one of them is her parent. her birth certificate is around here somewhere i'm sure look i'll get back to you once my shift ends in six hours), and obito is the class clown who lives with his awful anarchist stoner grandpa and calls his house "the cave"

minato is a former student of kakashi's dad's friend and he's their carpool driver bc no way in hell would that man be allowed to teach in real life

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #139

NWH AU where Tony's been in a coma this whole time. He still is. But the world thinks he's dead.

One day, Rhodey is in some science place (maybe SI, maybe a community college where he was giving a speech?) and he sees this kid tinkering who looks exactly like Tony Stark. The teen Tony Stark from when he first met him at MIT. Even down to the mannerisms. He goes up and has a brief conversation with this stranger, just curious. Then he leaves.

Unbeknownst to the kid, Peter, Rhodey managed to grab something for a DNA test. The kid just looked too much like his best friend. Like seeing a ghost

When they analyze the DNA, they learn that this kid is in fact Tony's biological son

Rhodey goes back to find the kid, this time bringing Happy. Peter gets to have the super fun conversation where two people who should know him but don't tell him that the person he saw as a father was his actual father, only it's too late

They convince Peter to come with them eventually. And Peter gets the shock of his entire life

Over the next little while, at Tony's bedside, Peter gets to know Morgan (who he would've seen as a sister anyway but this is insane). He also gets reacquainted with Rhodey, Happy, and Pepper, who all admittedly find him a bit sus with how much he seems to know.

But...this is Tony's kid. His son. So they let him be there, let him talk to Tony and hold his hand. 

Finally, finally, Tony wakes up.

And it turns out, being in a coma and thought dead by the entire world, including wizards, makes one exempt from certain magic

Bonus:

As he sits by Tony's bedside, Peter has to grapple with a lot of emotions. One of them is the realization that he was never actually related to Uncle Ben, which makes him feel like his uncle and aunt died for nothing

Pepper helps him through it. Even not knowing him the way she once did, she knows plenty about guilt complexes and chosen family. She assures Peter that he's still a Parker, no matter what, and that his aunt and uncle wouldn't have given him up for the world

Another thing Peter deals with is the fear of Tony waking up and not knowing him. It breaks his heart just thinking about it.

Cue THE most relieving hurt/comfort reunion ever imagined

[profounddestinyrebel]

Pretty much my ideal dcxdp coexisting world

Danny had all his canon happen before Bruce and the JL started their vigilante careers

Before Bruce was born or Martha and Thomas even got married

Phantom Planet never happened and the world never realized that they were almost dead in the first place (I apologize for mentioning it)

Danny retires after blowing up the portal and designing a new system of gov for the Infinite Realms (why the hell is that a monarchy anyway? Fighting being a way of communicating AND the way of determining a ruler does not make sense so I'll choose the better one)

Danny still visits the Infinite Realms but mostly lives his life

He still has interesting things happen to him but more because he apparently has a curse placed on him than anything else 'may you live in interesting times'

Danny manipulates the curse by getting into situations on purpose and then resolving them without getting attention drawn to his civilian id and normal life

He keeps track of immortals and big names that deal with death magic so as to lower the chances of being summoned

The more powerful the Realm Being the more powerful the summoner has to be to summon them and with how powerful Danny is there aren't many he has to keep an eye on

Ra's has been losing Lazarus water at a steady rate for over a decade but only now has it become a noticeable loss. The day the that he notices is a Very Bad Day for the League of Assassins (the day Danny lets himself get caught satisfies his curse for 2 whole months)

Danny hasn't aged much at all since he left Amity at 17. He's still short but mimics the effects of age with stage makeup and other tools used by actors to look older they actually are. This is how he meets a certain Alfred P. who remains a good friend even though they never really meet in person.

His parents blow themselves up and wipe their house off the map when tinkering with a device designed to lure realm beings to them. Danny isn't really sorry they're gone. He finds out after leaving Amity that he wasn't really their kid and he wasn't even adopted. They made him in their lab while distracted from their obsession with ghosts then completely forgot they had done so when they refocused on ghosts. His growth chamber (terrible name) was coated in ecto which allowed the device to reactivate and allow Danny to finish incubating into a toddler then (suspicious) it mysteriously popped him out before his the fentons noticed the growth chambers success.

His parents never took any notes on the clone experiment out of the house due to it being a (perceived) failure. After going back to their ghost obsession they completely forgot about it so no one knows. Jazz only found after Danny told her and he only found out after growing older and continuing to look less and less like either of his parents.

Danny finds the notes and that's what inspires him to leave Amity, to start looking for his bio parent. The Fenton's had no clue that the clone they grew was Danny. They dismantled the growth chamber when Danny was four (actually two) and never realized that the toddler they adopted was the clone of wonder woman they made. They never said anything to anyone about Danny being adopted so Vlad has no idea that Danny isn't Maddie's child.

Vlad starts to age drastically after the portals are destroyed and Danny figures out that Vlad isn't a halfa after all. He's just a normal ghost who can prey on people like spectra but with an obsession directed at Maddie originally and then Danny. Afterwards Vlad gets shunted off into Walker's prison because of all the toxic and human crimes he's committed among them brainwashing, mind control and mind wiping various wealthy and not so wealthy individuals into giving Vlad their money and companies.

Ellie has to explore the Infinite Realms (literally Infinite though so she's not confined) only because she can't really produce her own ecto. She has to absorb it from her surroundings so she can wander safely all over the Infinite Realms (so long as she calls for help when she gets in over her head) but not the human realms unless she takes a buddy who can produce a steady stream of ecto for her.

Vlad makes Danny his heir so now he's rich enough to travel even after giving all the people Vlad stole from their money back. It turns out that Vlad was good with making more money once he had it.

just Danny being a crptoid for the entire magical community and them being unable to talk about it if they even know of him

while danny runs a NASA and space account where he talks about NASA's recent achievements, newly discovered stars, planets and new alien races that Earth has been in contact with

[just-a-little-unionoid]

In which Ivo try to refrain himself from openly antagonizing a child, part 2

part 1 here

so that's the last part of what I wrote 4 years ago (again, just slightly edited), now if I want to post anything more I will have to actually write it :') but! I've started to take a few dialogue notes, so it seems like I'm on the good track!

again, tagging @thebadevil @alexcole1326 @nosebleedy99 and @apoli-meow because of their comments on the other posts, if anyone want to be tagged or untagged don't hesitate to ask

Now and without further ado, the fic:

He woke up in what was seemingly a motel room all filled with a big machine in some state of dismantling, and he was tied up to a bed. He felt strangely calm, and he didn't like that in the slightest, it probably meant he was drugged.

He observed the situation in more detail.

First, apart from himself, it seemed empty.

Second, the bed he was in was pretty fine. Well, maybe it was shit and it just felt like a five stars hotel bed because he just passed months outside, sleeping on mushrooms and without any change of clothes.

Speaking of which, third, where were his fucking clothes?

While he was tied up, and now that he realised that, handcuffed, he was able to move in the bed pretty easily, whoever did this wanded him to be somewhat comfortable. He looked under the sheet, while most of his clothes were removed he was still in his underwear—it was still that, he guessed—and it looked like his injuries had been sparsely treated, or at least that someone had a look at them.

He was starting to study the rest of the room when the lock opened, followed by the door.

A small personne came out of it, seemingly carrying paper bags. "Ah, you're awake," said the child without much inflection in their voice. "Good, I won't have to wait." They put the paper bags on the table.

"You look terrible," they declared. "I can't bring you back in this condition, it wouldn't look good. So what you're gonna do next is take a shower, eat something that is not mushroom, brush your teeth and take care of your injuries. Then, if your clothing order has not yet arrived, we could talk about stuff. There is a notebook on your nightstand, write your measurements and the type of garments you want, as well as the kind of food you would like to order."

He didn't plan to listen to that little shit for long, but right know he didn't have many options and he had to admit that their plan wasn't too stupid. Not that he would say it out loud, he'd rather die, but it was to his advantage. Yeah that was it, he was just buying time and resources and he was already thinking about a plan to outsmart them, it would be a piece of cake.

He thought for a minute about the food, he would kill for a big feast with meat, dishes in sauce and fried things. Not that he was usually a big fan of them, but after months of only mushrooms he felt quite up for decadence. Unfortunately, after months of monotrophic diet of an alien food, it was probably not judicious. He settled on a light meal: soup, roasted vegetable, maybe a yogurt or two if he felt it on the moment, and he also put on some fruits and juices for later.

When he was done, he looked at the child who was already busy dismantling the machine. They weren't a big child, he wasn't really good at guessing people's ages, especially children, but they clearly hadn't hit the puberty yet, so they should be around... Five? Maybe? No. That's the age the average human learned how to read, and even tho this one seemed less stupid than the standard they were older then that. So maybe seven? Eight? He was pretty sure they wouldn't be more than ten.

They had a pale skin and mid length dark hair (he couldn't tell better with that lighting). They were wearing a short black dress, tights, ankle-length shoes, gloves looking filled with electronic, and what he only now realized were noise canceling earbuds, as well as all black sunglasses with side shields that were currently folded on the table. Excellent, sensory processing sensitivity, just the kind of weakness he was searching for.

"Maybe you could uncuff me now, so I could shower and all that stuff you said."

They looked at him.

"Yeah, right. But obviously there will be some rules, as you understand that I can't just let you free and able to strangle me to death. Don't take it personally but I know you're a dangerous person man and as much as I want you presentable, I would also rather not die." They searched in a corner for something, then threw it on the bed. "Those are old boring traditional handcuffs. You are going to put them on, then throw me the key back. No playing around, you just throw them on the end of the bed. Then I'm gonna untie you and then I will turn off the electronic ones. Again don't try anything funny because I have a gun."

Okay now that was just degrading. He was not sure before about whether or not he would really kill the child, but now he was certain. It must have appeared on his face because said child chirped:

"Don't take it like that, I would also have prefered to not come to such extremes, but I heard you already tried to kill a child because he was in your way, and right now I sure am in it too, and again it's just a precaution so I can stay alive. Take it as a compliment, I recognize that you're competent and dangerous and I treat you as such."

It was... sort of flattering, at least they knew who they were dealing with. He was still going to kill them painfully, obviously, but it was nice to be treated as a real threat for once. And he could feel it was genuine, the child was good as hinding emotions but he could still sense their underlying fear, what a delight!

So he played along, for now. He took the vitamins and food supplements the child gave him, and desappeared in the bathroom with the paper bag filled with bath products.

It was small, just a couple square feet, with only a narrow shower cubicle, toilet and a small sink with a cupboard underneath, on top of which was a slightly chipped mirror. It immediately made him feel claustrophobic in a way even being tied up had not.

He put down the paper bag next to the sink as he felt nauseous, anxiety creeping in like a tarantula down his throat and making it difficult to breathe. Of course, he had spent months living outside, on a wild planet with only giant mushrooms as far as the eye can see, really the closest he had from an actual room were shelters he carved himself in mushroom stems.

He alowed himself to slide to the ground and closed his eyes. He had to focus on the matter at hand, and he wasn't going to let some stupid feelings get the best of him. Priority number one: shower. Hot shower. He had dreams about hot showers so many times on that motherfucking mushroom hell.

He turned on the shower, set it to the desired temperature and stepped out of the cubicle to wait for the water to warm up.

Good. Now it was time to see what was up with those bath products? He took them out one by one from the brown bag. Neutral pH soap; shaving soap and brush, shampoo and conditioner—what was that for anyway?—; disposable razor; moisturizer; disinfectant; cotton swabs; sterile compresses; nail clipper; mustache comb; after shave and cologne—which were incidentally the ones he used to use—; cotton pads; pocket mirror; mustach wax; lip balm; exfoliant??? A couple basic makeup products and what the even fuck was micellar water? Clearly he wouldn't need half of those things.

He only took the soap and a washcloth, discarded his underwear and got into the shower.

He thought it would be nice, he was wrong.

From memory not once water hurt him like that. It was not a problem of temperature, if so he could have just changed it. It was that every drop of water felt like a sharp pebble, piercing through the skin, setting his flesh on fire.

He didn't paid much attention to it, back on the mushroom planet, because he was too focused on survival and finding a way back, but his short stay on the alien planet had consequences. Even its two moons in nearly constant partial eclipse couldn't hide the deadly rays of the nearby star, and he was pretty sure the hot humidity and the fungal spores had not helped.

He had to reluctantly accept to remove the hot shower from his planning. Instead, he turned off the water and sat down in the narrow shower tray as best he could.

He then proceeded to carefully wash himself, with the washcloth for the parts of his anatomy that weren't too damaged and with only soap and non-falling water for those that hurt too much. He did it in an almost surreal state, not really feeling in his body. Sure he was paying attention, cleaning his badly treated wounds, taking notes of all the bruises and burns, but it could as well have been someone else's body. He was deep inside his thoughts, classify everything that has happened in the past few hours, dressing a picture of the situation.

Surely there had to be some good in it, he concludes after a while. Let's try to see the main upsides.

First, he was back on Earth, and that was a marked improvement, no matter what.

Second, whoever asked for him to be brought back seemed to want him alive and in good health, and that too was positive.

And third, whoever asked for him to be brought back was stupid enough to underestimate him and only send him a child, and he was going to make them pay for this miscalculation.

A malevolent grin raised his bubbly mustache.

This was going to be fun, after all.

[thesobsister]

Posters in Washington, D.C., April 27, 2025.

A different batch, posted a month ago, was thoroughly removed from the same walls within a few days.

The posters appear to refer to this Wall Street Journal article.

“To reach legion-level before the apocalypse, we will need to use surrogates,” he wrote to one of his baby mamas.

[newslink7com]

🚨 BREAKING: MAGA influencer Ashley St. Clair has filed a shocking paternity and custody lawsuit against Elon Musk, alleging he fathered her newborn son! She’s demanding a court-ordered DNA test and sole legal custody—claiming Musk has been absent from the child’s life.

🔥 Musk, who is already in a custody battle with Grimes, responded with just a laughing emoji on X—what’s REALLY going on?

👉 Read the full story at NewsLink7.com

[eclipsecrowned]

oh my boss’ takes are. So interesting. I can listen to him talk all shift.

[consult-sherlockholmes]

would you choose to be born into a different family if you could?

Being born into a different family would change my entire DNA and thus my whole body and mind, I would be a completely different person, so that doesn't work out. What a stupid question, I don't want my brain or my DNA to change.

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DNA Test Mix Up Who's the Father

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Tracing My Y-DNA Ancestry - Last Blog

It's been a difficult quest to trace my paternal ancestry as I explained in my 1st blog. Since Tracing My Paternal Y-DNA through my cousins only provides a partial view of half my DNA mapping. Because, I am a woman and I don't carry the Y chromosome then I have to extract those haplogroups from the haplogroups of my relatives and find common ancestral connections. That means I can only trace my grandmother's ancestry from my paternal side. Since the X chromosome I have, comes from his mother.

It sounds simple but it isn't. The rule is: sharing a haplogroup with an ancestor of a famous person suggests a distant relationship, that could potentially go back hundreds or thousands of years. It means you both descend from a common ancestor who lived in the past and carried the same genetic markers defining in your haplogroup. However, this doesn't necessarily imply a close, recent family connection.

So are we related? If we match to the exact haplogroup there is big maybe, to yes, we are potentially related.

E-M34 Haplogroup

I did a few mistaken searches due to typos and had to delete them. However, I had one interesting result with E-M34 haplogroup that is connected as a common ancestor from 500 CE with Napoleon Bonaparte, so when I plugged that haplogroup it linked it to a distant but more detailed haplogroup E-BY36878... and that one is the Napoleon Haplogroup which only 3 people apparently have it. There are no direct living descendants of Napoleon only descendants from his brother. E-M34 didn't result in any direct ancestry and that was the result of this experimental example. I share that haplogroup with a few 3rd and 5th cousins, so I can say, I am related to them only.

Also, France is not listed in my DNA results. So that means I am not French. Period. I do see a big 50% Spain 🇪🇸 or Spanish in my DNA. Spain and France share borders therefore they may have haplogroups that share similar migration paths. But that doesn't make me French.

Now, I cannot attest the same about my relatives since their DNA results may show different connections even if we are related, we have different results. However, E-M34 is prevalent among Ashkenazi and Sephardic Jews so that could explain the small 1% Ashkenazi DNA percentage in my DNA result.

Anyway, I did have a few surprising discovery like finding out that there is a big possibility my 3rd-grandmother up to my 5th-grandmother were certainly of Scottish-Irish-Welsh descent based on the many haplogroups I see in my DNA pool, which are shared among my closest cousins up to my most distant 10th cousins which provide the oldest ancestry in my DNA.

Getting a bit more personal, I can say I was very close to my Grandmother who was born around 1893. My grandfather died of sadness months after she passed away. He was around the same age 99 - 100 years old. She was a caring grandmother to me. And I also knew my great-grandmother who died around the age of 112 years-old. Calculating the time of her death, she was probably born around 1871 and peacefully passed away when I was just a toddler. I have a vague memory of her of course, we visited often and I had the chance to talk to her, but she wasn't speaking or walking anymore. I never met my Great-grandfather but they were married until he passed away at a younger age.

In my previous blog I talked about all the different haplogroups I found mostly in that region. Including a close ancestry with Robert Burns from the R-CTS278 Haplogroup, which gets me to the closest Scottish ancestry from someone who was alive at some point in history. A very rare connection that only 1 in 5,500 people or 127 people have been identified to be closely related to the former poet. I am not claiming direct family lineage of course but clearly we share ancestry.

Another interesting and rare connection is that I was able to trace Celtic ancestry from both my maternal haplogroup U and H and my paternal Y-DNA haplogroup R-M222.

R-M222 Haplogroup

Celtic Mystery Ancestor 🧬 350 BCE - 250 CE. The Celts were a collection of tribes with origins in central Europe during the Iron Age, that shared a similar language, religious beliefs, traditions and culture. They originated from central Europe and spread throughout the continent, including the British Isles, Ireland, Scotland and Spain, and even parts of Anatolia.

Several tribes made up the larger population of the Celtic people. The Gaels, Gauls, Britons, Irish which are mostly my paternal haplogroups and the The Galatians who populated mostly the Asturias region of what is now Northern Spain, which were mostly predominant in a few of my maternal mtDNA haplogroups' H. The Galatians settled as far as regions like Anatolia and Rome and you can see traces of their culture around Europe, predominantly in ancient architecture and traces of the Celtics Religion and Sacred sites.

Haplogroup R-M222 is linked to Niall of the Nine Hostages and indicates direct ancestry to him from that haplogroup.

R-M222 and R-A260 Haplogroup

In the same Haplogroup is the O'Conor House 👑 1088 CE. The O’Conor family was one of the most distinguished and powerful royal houses in Ireland, ruling the Kingdom of Connacht for centuries up until 1475. His son Ruaidrí Ua Conchobair (1116–1198) was the last High King of Ireland.

1 in 411 or only 1,678 people are this closely related to O'Conor House👑

And the Uí Briúin Dynasty 👑 250 CE. The Uí Briúins (pronounced ee brew-in) ruled the kingdom of Connacht in western Ireland from the 5th to the 15th centuries.

There isn't a lot of data around the Uí Briúins except that Brión, the ancestor of the Uí Briúin, was a half-brother of Niall of The Nine Hostages; meaning they shared a common parent, Eochaid Mugmedon, but their mothers were different.

If you have Haplogroup R-A259 is direct ancestry to the Uí Briúin Dynasty.

1 in 411 or only 1,678 people have been identified to be this closely related to Uí Briúin dynasty.

G-P15 Haplogroup

Yuya 🛕📜Unknown - 1374 BCE. Was a powerful Egyptian courtier man in the Eighteenth Dynasty of Egypt. He served as a key adviser for Amenhotep III and carried many titles such as "King’s Lieutenant" and "Master of the Horses."

He married the Egyptian noblewoman Thuya and was the great-grandfather of Tutankhamun through their daughter Tiye, who was the Great Royal Wife of Amenhotep III, the ninth pharaoh of the Eighteenth Dynasty.

This is to me, a real archaeological discovery that left me speechless. It's very very very distant ancestry shared mostly with a few 7th, 8th cousins. It's a very rare ancestry.

I do have 3% Northern African in my DNA, which means it could be divided between my parents. It's a very very small percentage but I am guessing on my mother's side it is either Turkish or Algerian, based on the haplogroups I'm researching.

R-CTS4528 Haplogroup

Slonk Hill man 391 - 203 BCE, he lived around 300 BCE during the Late Iron Age in Great Britain. His remains were found in an Iron Age burial near Brighton, England, dating back to between 2,400 and 2,200 years ago. He was discovered in 1968 during an archaeological digging. He likely had light skin, brown or black hair, and brown eyes.  His direct maternal line belonged to mtDNA haplogroup H1.

This is considered an Ancient Connection from my haplogroups.

1 in 295 or only 2,341 people have been identified to be this closely related to Slonk Hill man.

This concludes my research on my paternal ancestry.

I found through my discoveries many inconclusive haplogroups and that's mostly because my biological father and mother didn't have a son. In the absence of a biological brother from their marriage, I can only access a partial map of my Y-DNA. Like for instance I found haplogroups from Hungary and America but they were not fully detailed. And asking my biological father for a DNA test is out of the question; plus the subject of paternity has never been a concern.

My biological father and I don't have any communication, we are very distant and it is better that way, and not the subject of this blog. My paternal Y-DNA research is mostly for closure and to finally find conclusions to my questions around the other half of my DNA.

Another reason was to find distant and unknown relatives that I found during my research. Also more importantly to make a public fact, that I Do Not Have A Missing Brother from either my mother or my father's side.

Also that I am not someone else. I am one person. My names are mine, my current or any former legal identity I had are all mine and my genetic information is mine and not someone else's. I own them all unquestionably and irrevocably.

I will call out any attempts from scammers, criminals or anyone else trying to steal my identities since I have dual citizenship. Or anyone trying to steal my genetic information or alter my ancestry, or to represent me as someone else I am not. And I will take legal actions against anyone trying to use it in any form or anyway. That includes false or malicious attempts to change my Personal Identifiable Information, Legal Identity, ethnicity or genetic information in any way, for any reason. I choose what I decide to disclose and no one else.

It goes beyond that. Since we are now living in the age of digital crimes and scamming. I have to say, I think about the multiple scammers fabricating the impostors pretending to be that fake brother named Chris who is allegedly living in Texas or that other one named Christopher... I don't have any brothers in Texas. There was another one named Christian from Mexico who claimed to be my brother and wanted to collect money for "medical reasons".

Also that my mother or my father are Black or of African descent... No, they are both Caucasian/Hispanics. Or that I'm French, or have lived in France or that I have family in France. All False. I have never even visited the country of France. I can read French, but no one in my immediate including myself speaks French... Also we are not from Mexico either or of Mexican descent. It is All False.

Or that other false claim from another scammer claiming, he and I were separated at birth... I Do Not Have a Twin Brother or Sister. And with this, I rest my case.

This concludes the Y-DNA blog. I have more to write about my mtDNA. So I am not done yet.