#Pepsi & Shirley

[magneticelectric]

Andrew Ridgeley, Kate Garner and Shirlie Holliman - Record Mirror ‘Star Style’ 1983.  

[the-sunshower-artist]

Milk and Pepsi & Boo-boo Kitty

[recursive360]

“Schlemiel, Schlimazel, Hasenpfeffer Incorporated.”

𝓛𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓮 & 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓻𝓵𝓮𝔂

“Sit on it!” 👍

[groovytimes]

The originator.

[sturniolo-rat]

Chapter 1: Cherry Contact

A/N: If this flops, I’m going to cry😢 In loving memory of @newsourceofnonsense, she's not dead; I just like the memory of her.

Contains: smut, oral, fingering , exhibitionism, plot

TW: tell me if you find any

Chris and Y/N are two walking commitment issues that enter into a mutually assured attachment.

Everyone thinks Y/N is a book hoarder, but she considers herself more of a book collector. She has over 700 books that take up damn near her whole apartment. The collection consists primarily of special and first-edition books. It’s probably worth around $50,000, but she doesn’t care because she plans on keeping them forever. To fund her obsession, she works as a waitress at a restaurant that just opened up called “The Copper Kitchen.” her best friend, Dorset, is a freckle-faced white girl with short brown hair, green eyes, and circle glasses. She also happens to be a bartender at “The Copper Kitchen.” Currently, Y/N is outside of her apartment waiting for Dorset so they can carpool to work. When Dorset pulls up in her shitty car, Y/N is ecstatic because she has big news to share. 

“Dot, I’ve done it!” she says as she hops into the passenger seat. 

“Wh- what have you done?” She’s very concerned that Y/N has done something crazy. It wouldn’t be the first time. The last time something like this happened, she told Dorset that she got her ex’s name tattooed on her left ass cheek.

“I’ve decided to have sex with men again!”

Dorset is relieved. “OMG! Yes! We can finally fight over men again!” They laugh as she merges back onto the road to begin the short trip to work.

“Yep, I’m meeting a guy at the restaurant after my shift,” Y/N says proudly. She's been off men since her break up three years ago, and this new guy is the first not to give her the ick within the first week of talking. She knows meeting up doesn’t automatically mean sex, but she hasn’t had dick in 3 years and feels that she owes it to herself to fuck this man. It’s not like she’s interested in anything else from him. Romance is strictly off the table for her. She prefers to stick to smutty romance books and shitty Tumblr fanfics of perfectly romanticized versions of men. 

“Oh, I can’t wait to hear all about your little hookup.” They part as they head to their respective jobs at the restaurant—time to deal with shitty customers who tip like assholes. 

Twenty minutes before the end of her shift, the most obnoxious kids walk in. They’re not actually kids; they're about 20, but Y/N considers anyone under 22 a kid, and these guys seem incredibly immature.

“Hey guys!” Says Nick, holding up the camera. “Welcome to today’s Friday vlog where we will be…”

Matt takes the camera, “trying the food at…” 

Chris gets into the shot and yells, “The Copper Kitchen!”

Nick hits Chris in the head “Don’t yell in my fucking ear!” 

“Don’t hit me, Dickface!” Chris hits him back while Matt holds the camera and laughs to the side.

The Y/N comes up and loudly asks, “Is this your whole party?” She gives them a disapproving look. 

Matt is the first to speak, “Yes, ma’am, it’s just the three of us today.”

“Sorry, ma’am,” said Nick and Chris in unison. Chris is noticeably more embarrassed than Nick is. He’s absolutely mortified to be seen acting like a child in front of such a beautiful woman.

“Thank you. Let me show you to your table.” She picks up three menus before walking them to their seats. Only when they’re all sitting and looking up at her does she realize that the three boys are triplets. “Can I start you off with something to drink?” 

She points to Matt. “Root beer, thanks.”

She points to Nick. “Water, if you don’t mind.”

She points to Chris. “What’s the best virgin mixed drink you guys have?”

“I’m not sure, but you can never go wrong with a Shirley Temple. Do you want me to go ask the bartender?” She would love to tell Dorset about the sexy triplets that just stumbled in.

“Nope, we’re all good. I’ll take a Shirley Temple and a Pepsi.”

“Great. I’ll be back in a few with your drinks.” 

Y/N practically runs to Dorset. Chris can’t help but watch her ass as she walks to the bar to order his drink. When she returns a few minutes later, she hands Chris his drinks last.

“Thank you for the Pepsi, but this…” he lifts the mixed drink and hands it to her. “is for you, miss…” he pauses to look at her name tag. “Y/N. It’s an apology for making a scene in your restaurant.”  Nick and Matt are in shock over how forward he’s being. Chris has never really flirted in front of them before. It’s kind of weird, but they can see why he has so many girls in and out of his room. 

“Well, thank you…”

“Chris.” he interrupts. “Please, call me Chris.” he gives Y/N a charming smile.

“Thank you very much, Chris. However, my shift is over, and Michelle will serve you for the rest of the night.” 

“I’m sorry to see you go, miss Y/N, but I hope you have a good day.”

“Will do, Chris,” says Y/N before she walks away to sit across the room at the bar. She talks to Dorset about her date tonight while she waits for him. His name is Theo. He’s blonde with deep brown eyes, and from what Y/N can tell from sexting, he’s so fucking good at dirty talk. Unfortunately, he is 30 minutes late to meet her. 

Chris has been relatively quiet for today’s video. He’s been distracted watching Y/N enjoy his drink and seeing her smile and laugh with her friend. She looks somewhat distressed now, and Chris can't help but think he’s found his opening. He makes the boys wrap up the video and leaves to get Y/N’s number. 

He turns on his charm and sits on the stool next to her. “What’s got you so worried, miss Y/N.”

“Pretty sure I’m being stood up. I’m also pretty sure people under 21 can’t sit at the bar.”

“Who says I’m not 21? Maybe I’m here to buy you another drink.” 

Y/N cocks her eyebrow as she calls her friend over. “Order me something then.”

Chris tries to think his way out of this. “Listen, you guys are friends, right? She’s just been stood up, and a handsome young man would like to buy your friend a drink. I’m sure if you just forget to card me this one time and let me buy her a Shirley Temple with vodka and extra cherries, it would make her night ten times better.”

“My hands are tied, Y/N. You’re my weakness.” she looks to Chris. “Dirty Shirley coming right up.”

“You’re fuckin’ smooth, aren’t you?” asks Y/N. 

Much more confident than he was moments before Chris responds, “Yes, ma’am, I am. Now tell me all about the bad man who hurt you.”

“I’m not really hurt,” she replies, but Chris can tell she’s hiding something. 

“No?” he questions.

Dorset comes with her drink, and Y/N takes a nervous sip. “Can I be honest with you?”

“Of course you can, Miss Y/N.”

“I’m not hurt. I was just really horny, and I got my nails done for this date, and not I can’t even touch myself at home because my nails are so sharp,” she says, completely embarrassed. She doesn’t make eye contact with him and focuses intensely on eating her maraschino cherries. 

“I don’t mean to be too forward, but…” he leans in, whispering in Y/N’s ear, “ I think I can help you with that.” She doesn’t miss a beat. She takes his hand and drags him to the large family bathroom. Dorset claps and cheers them on openly as they make their way. Y/N makes a mental note to get her back somehow later. 

She palms him through his pants, and Chris grabs her face, pulling her into a rough, hurried kiss. “Oh, fuck. You taste like cherries.” he hikes up her uniform skirt and rubs her over her panties. 

“You have yourself to thank for that.” 

He spins her around so he can watch her face in the mirror as he touches her. “You’re also soaked. Do I have myself to thank for that, too?” before she can say anything, Chris’s finger is spreading her lips apart and playing at her entrance. 

She closes her legs in response. “Nope, not so fast. You gotta eat it first.”

Chris sinks to his knees. “Yes, ma’am.” he wastes no time. He spreads her thighs apart, slides her panties to her knees, and starts lapping at her clit from behind. He’s got to be quick because his brothers are waiting for him. 

She bends over the sink, propping herself up on her forearms. “Oh, fuck!” she groans. 

“Hush, Cherry. Don’t want to get fired for fucking on the job, do we?.” The vibrations from his laugh makes Y/N’s pussy shiver causing her to wiggle a little. Chris loves watching her ass jiggle. “Has anyone ever eaten your ass?” he parts her cheeks and gives her a playful spank. “You have such a cute little asshole. Do you mind if I try?” 

“Yeah, you can try,” she says sheepishly, hiding her face from the mirror. 

“Don’t worry, I won’t forget to give your clit some attention.” 

“Oh, yes! Just like that!” Y/N cries out louder than she means to as his tongue explores her ass. He rubs her clit with the pad of his finger, and she lets out a breathy moan. Chris is hard as a fucking rock, and she’s making such pretty sounds. It’s torture not to touch himself, but he came here to help her out and needs to focus on making her cum. 

“Yeah. Tell me how you like it.” 

“Fingers, please,” she begs. 

“Tell me how many you need, Cherry?”

“Two. Just two, please.” Y/N takes his fingers inside of her with ease. He searches for a moment to find that special spot of hers. “Right there!” 

Chris is so happy with how open she’s been to him. The girls he’s been with recently have been so meek. She’s such a good girl telling him just where she needs him. He works his fingers into her faster, making sure to hit her G spot every time. Y/N starts pushing herself back on his fingers. Chris feels her pussy begin to tighten like a vice around him. “You’re such a good fucking girl. Cum for me, Cherry. Cum on my fingers.” her legs giveaway as her climax burns through her, and Chris has to hold her up as he tries to work her through it. 

When her orgasm subsides and her vision comes back, Chris is on the floor holding her. She rests her head on his chest and says, “Thank you. That was fucking amazing.”

“Anytime, Cherry. I don’t expect any reciprocation today, but I feel I am owed your phone number.” He hands her his phone, and the new contact is already open. 

“Of course, here’s my number, Chris.” she hands the phone back to him, gets back onto her feet, and pulls her panties up. She leaves without saying goodbye. Chris looks down at his phone and smiles at her contact name. “Y/N🍒 (Sexy Waitress)”

Masterlist

Taglist

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[novemberhush]

Tag 9 people to get to know better or catch up with

Thanks for tagging me, @littleblackraincloudofcourse !❤️

Three ships you like - Just off the top of my head, Buddie (Buck x Eddie from 9-1-1), Marvey (Mike x Harvey from Suits) and Chenford (Lucy Chen x Tim Bradford from The Rookie). I have so many more, lol.

First ship ever - These are all from roughly the same time, and I was only a kid at the time, so I’m not sure which came first, but I’d say Maddie Hayes x David Addison from Moonlighting, Jim Dempsey x Harriet ‘Harry’ Makepeace from Dempsey & Makepeace, and Anne Shirley x Gilbert Blythe from the 1985 made-for-television adaptation of Anne of Green Gables and its 1987 sequel. In my teenage years, I seriously shipped Benton Fraser x Ray Vecchio from Due South.

Last song you heard - I stopped at the Tesco Express on my way home from work earlier to see if they had anything I fancied for dinner (spoiler alert - they didn’t) and You Can Get It If You Really Want came on over the sound system, much to the seeming delight of everyone in the store because we all started humming, whistling and, in the case of one customer, even singing along. Oh, and it was the Jimmy Cliff version, not the Desmond Dekker one, or at least it sounded like it.

Favourite childhood book - Ooh, that’s a difficult one! I devoured books as a child (a habit I’ve been getting back into this year and last) and I don’t know if I could pick just one.

Currently reading - The Binding Room by Nadine Matheson (the sequel to The Jigsaw Man, which I just finished earlier this week), and I’m also making my way through a book of short stories called That Was A Shiver, and Other Stories by James Kelman.

Currently watching - I finally got around to watching the last half of the last season of The Blacklist this week, watching the very last episode just last night. I’m also watching reruns of The Closer and the original The Twilight Zone, as well the current seasons of Death in Paradise, Murdoch Mysteries, N.C.I.S. and Law & Order. I’m also watching Tatort Saarbrücken, but I’m trying to make the episodes last because there’s only five of them and the next one doesn’t air until January! I have a whole stack of other stuff I still have to get around to as well, but there’s only so many hours in the day.

Currently consuming - A tin of Pepsi Max.

Currently craving - Ice cream, even though it’s really cold here at the moment.

I tag @imwritesometimes @slow-burn-sally @firemedicdiaz @tulipfromtheinternet @fireladybuckley @smowkie @all-or-nothing-baby @mistmarauder @katries and anyone else who wants to play. No pressure on anyone who doesn’t!😘

[yespumpkindoodlesthings]

On Shirley Polykoff, the woman who wrote the Clairol campaign, "Does she or doesn't she?" for hair dye: "Once, in the days when she had her own advertising agency; she was on her way to Memphis to make a presentation to Maybelline and her taxi broke down in the middle of the expressway. She jumped out and flagged down a Pepsi-Cola truck, and the truck driver told her he had picked her up because he'd never seen anyone quite like her before. “Shirley would wear three outfits, all at once, and each one of them would look great,” Dick Huebner, who was her creative director, says. She was flamboyant and brilliant and vain in an irresistible way, and it was her conviction that none of those qualities went with brown hair. The kind of person she spent her life turning herself into did not go with brown hair. Shirley's parents were Hyman Polykoff, small-time necktie merchant, and Rose Polykoff, housewife and mother, of East New York and Flatbush, by way of the Ukraine. Shirley ended up on Park Avenue at Eighty-second. “If you asked my mother ‘Are you proud to be Jewish?' she would have said yes,” her daughter, Alix Nelson Frick, says. “She wasn't trying to pass. But she believed in the dream, and the dream was that you could acquire all the accoutrements of the established affluent class, which included a certain breeding and a certain kind of look. Her idea was that you should be whatever you want to be, including being a blonde.”

[random4townheadcanons]

FAV SODAS??

or how long they can take care of a plant before it dies?

4town members’ favorite sodas headcanons!!

Ok so ironically, I posted hc’s of their favorite sodas like 2 months ago and then deleted it but here we are 😭.

Robaire - Sprite

Robaire has always liked the more citrusy flavored sodas, and sprite has been his favorite ever since he was little. He also likes Sierra Mist and 7up, and will get them at restaurants if they don’t have Sprite, but if he has the option, he will always pick Sprite.

Jesse - Pepsi

Jesse doesn’t care about cherry Pepsi or Diet Pepsi. He just likes the classic kind. (Picturing that one Britney Spears interview where she’s asked what her favorite kind of Pepsi is and she says “my favorite kind of Pepsi? Pepsi is Pepsi.”) Except with Jesse lol.

Tae Young - Strawberry Fanta

Tae LOVES Strawberry Fanta, but it’s really hard to find so he will jump at any chance to get it if he can, but usually most places only have Orange Fanta. Also, although it doesn’t really count as a soda, he will also often order Shirley Temples when they go to restaurants.

Aaron T - Cactus Cooler

T really loves the tangy and almost bright tasting combination of the orange and pineapple flavors, he always says that it “tastes like summer.” It’s another soda that can be tough to find sometimes, and it’s pretty uncommon in most places outside of the west coast, so he tries to get it whenever he can.

Aaron Z - Cherry Coke

Z thinks regular Coke is fine, but he will always stand by his statement that Cherry Coke is vastly superior. He will start an argument when he sees someone drinking the regular kind. Aside from Cherry Coke, Z also really likes Dr. Pepper, and often has to order it at restaurants if they don’t have Cherry Coke.

Coincidentally, these sodas kind of match with their favorite colors lol.

I hope you like these :)

KEEP SENDING REQUESTS!!

[kwebtv]

Character Actress

Barbara Eiler (July 27, 1922 - July 16, 2006) Radio and television actress known for The Magical World of Disney (1954), The Rifleman (1958) and One Step Beyond (1959).

Other Television Credits:

Racket Squad

It’s a Great Life

The Pepsi-Cola Playhouse

Studio 57

The Lone Ranger

Dragnet

Star Stage

The People’s Choice

The Loretta Young Show

Chevron Hall of Stars

Cheyenne

Screen Directors Playhouse

Stage 7

The Adventures of Jim Bowie

Zane Grey Theater

Conflict

Crossroads

Cavalcade of America

Tales of Wells Fargo

The Millionaire

Richard Diamond, Private Detective

Alcoa Theatre

Goodyear Theatre

Wanted: Dead or Alive

Trackdown

The Donna Reed Show

Markham

Thriller

Shirley Temple’s Storybook

The Case of the Dangerous Robin

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Hathaways

Wagon Train

Alcoa Premiere

My Three Sons

The Bill Dana Show

The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet

The Virginian

Gomer Pyle: U.S.M.C.

Headmaster

[brownskinsugarplum76]

Drinking milk and Pepsi is apparently a TikTok trend now, and all I can think of is Laverne and Shirley.

[simonsghost]

tagged by @eohwyyn to do the five drinks tag! thank you mitali ♡

i. apple juice... specifically the walmart brand 100% juice version... so crisp, truly top tier imo ii. coca-cola iii. starbucks' strawberry acai lemonade refresher w/ extra lemonade & no strawberry inclusions iv. a dirty shirley aka a shirley temple with a shot of vodka v. pepsi

extra fruity in this bitch fr

tagging: @brielarsonist, @benoitblanc, @roguecassians, & whoever would like to steal this!

[flutefemme]

Okay so I just started a fresh one because my brain hurt with the long list of people on the tag thread, woo! (I'm old)

Thanks for the tag, @aurathian !

Tag 9 people you want to know better!

3 ships: Zelink (all-time fave), Obi-Wan and the Dutchess (forbidden love😍), Wesley and Buttercup (because swashbuckling)

1st ever ship: Anne Shirley and Gilbert Blythe 😍

Last song: "Carolina" by Taylor Swift

Last movie: "A Muppet Family Christmas" c. 1987 (a bootleg version on YouTube😆)

Currently reading: "Crucial Conversations: Tools for Talking when the Stakes are High"

Currently watching: "Avenue 5" and "Pepsi, Where's my Jet?"

Currently consuming: Keto Triple Chocolate Ice Cream

Currently Craving: Oreo/whipped layered dessert

I'll tag: @aheavenscorner @hyperphonic @softpromise @truffeart @zeldaseyebrows @zeldaelmo @pumpkinsouppe @jimmyjims

No pressure at all! This was fun!

[dinersaturn]

My heart is broken. I didn’t have any kids channels and grew up watching a retro tv station. On weekdays I would watch

Magnum PI

Happy Days

Lavern and Shirley

In that order on weekdays before my mom came home at 6pm.

Cindy Williams, the actress of Shirley from Lavern and Shirley was part of my grade school childhood, long after the show had ended. I remember telling my mom that I wanted to try milk and Pepsi… then throwing up. I often talk like Squiggy to my mom as a joke. Now both lead actresses have passed away before I could meet them.

Rest in peace Cindy Williams. I hope you and Penny Marshall are hopping your way home from Hasenpfeffer incorporated in Heaven.

[nsfwrpg]

RC Cola is your favorite drink?

😂😂😂 nah it's Crown Royal the Canadian Whisky, by drink I meant alcoholic drink. But if you wanna know my favourite soda it's Coke Zero or Pepsi Zero. My favourite mocktail is the Shirley Temple or the Roy Rogers :)

Every time I mention Whisky I always have to mention one of my favs in the community @friskyriskywhisky ;)

[crmsnmth-journal]

3/11/2024 9:43 PM

I woke up in that real lethargic mood again. For now, I'm going to blame it all on the messed up weather we've been having. I mean, that's the best excuse I can think of. I'm watching it with the mood journal. If it turns into a problem, I'll call up the doc and get it taken care of before it's too late. I'd rather not add another pill to my nightly pharmacy run. For a guy who takes a handful of pills every night, and used to pop them like they were candy, I have a real hard time swallowing pills now. I have to take them one at a time, even if they are real small. Otherwise I choke on them. I've tried lots of things, and so far the only thing that's really helped is to take them with something carbonated, right around where Pepsi would be. Then I can get them down. It's still one at a time though.

It was a weird Monday night at work. It stayed pretty steady until about eight o'clock. Every time I finished one ticket another one would take it's place. There was always at least one ticket up. It's that kind of steady that's just irritating. Usually, it's the exact service that drives me absolutely insane. Either be busy or don't. Not at the slow one step at a time pace. Tonight, though, I welcomed it. You know, the lethargy thing. That slow pace kept it busy enough to stay busy, but slow enough that there was no way i could ever get overwhelmed. I just get stuck on a groove, sing along to my music and just kind of fade away. Everything becones automatic and mechnical. Sometimes, it's kind of nice, really. And tonight was a Placebo and Garbage night. I wish Brian would sing on a Garbage song. Or Shirley in a Placebo song, That would be a relegious experience. I can just imagine it. Those two bands will forever be holy grail shows for me. I need to see them some day.

My youngest brother has some friends over tonight. They're all sitting around a fire. It's a beautiul night for it. It's warm out almost. It's still unreal to me, th weather this winter. Anyway, whatever they are smoking absolutely stinks. And I'm not sure if it's in a good way or not. I mean, I don't mind them smoking pot. If I wasn't on probation right now, I would be too. And I'd rather the smoke here, way out in the middle of the woods, then who knows. Shit, when I was their age, a group of friends and I had a game to smoke in some of the weirdest places we could think of. A friend and I had a session on a half-constructed bridge. Like, out on the beams way above the water. My issue is how fucking awful (I've decided it's an awful smell) it stinks outside. And I usually love the smell of weed.

[becauseyouremybigbrother]

“Laverne and Shirley definitely I’ll get costumes and everything together. I don’t mind Halloween at all, but this will be!”

"This will definitely be an interesting venture. Just as long as I'm not forced to drink that disgusting milk and Pepsi concoction, we'll be good!"