#Polycule ancients

[walrus-tusk-615bc]

Imagine your polycule’s cottagecore gf goes on a vacation, comes back as an evil sorceress and kills the majority of your kingdom’s population, then resurfaces again like 1000 years later, traumatized, but with cool fairy powers while the evil sorceress version of her is still out there somehow. Would that be fucked up or what.

[fumifooms]

Hold tf up Lycion has BODY DYSMORPHIA and is a straight up furry no joke??! Sweetie… Sweetie I love you, you have deep seated issues

Add it to the Laicion fuel. Laios has a complex over being a tall-man because he finds it boring and too mundane and they have nothing they excel at, unlike monsters that are so cool and damn he wishes he could become one. They are such a match  Also Laios would be a positive influence for Lycion to treat his body better <3 Laios would make sure he doesn’t neglect his health no matter if he gets scratched in the process lol

[cortlandkaard]

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don't... don't ask me any questions ok? it was very funny in my head. look how polite he is tho

i was too lazy to do anything else to the drawing so y'all get the raw photo

[ you can tag as goldencacao :) ]

[braiinwormz]

ok so i was going back through some older stages of crk and i think it mentioned that pilgrims path/heroes gate was a right of passage for all heroes so i was thinking that the young ancients all decided to try and complete the trials for one reason or another and that’s where they all met except pv and lily who already knew each other

they don’t get get along at first but through the power of friendship and plot devices they stick together and eventually form a close bond the end

bonus:

[snugg-slugg]

❤️Happy Valentine’s Day!❤️

The bounty hunters make their debut!

In order we have Piano Keys, Beetle, and Javy Dohns! Them and their story were/are being written by me and my friend @x-eightball and they’re very dear to our hearts. They were based off of that one tumblr post way back when about how a cowboy, a samurai, and a pirate could have hypothetically met because their time periods over lapped a little. We took the idea and ran with it, so now we have a trio of disaster queers trying to simultaneously dodge the multiple governments that are after them and their mental issues.

[zincbotted]

here's my opinion on sanji ships cause i'm crazy

sanji x zoro i kind of hate because it's fucking everywhere But. they have a very strong admiration for eachother and there is definitely homoerotic tension. sometimes you start a fight just to have another man on you or whatever

sanji x nami is a personal favourite of mine. BUT ONLY IN A VERY SPECIFIC WAY. it's bi4bi, t4t. nami is a beautiful powerhouse and sanji is her lovecore girlfriend. would hate this if it was in canon.

sanji x usopp Underrated. IT'S SO GOOD. probably the most realistic just because sanji and usopp are like. friends. instead of sanji falling to lovestruck pieces constantly it's just them existing together and it's really sweet. they also both see themselves in low esteem a lot, so i feel like they could help eachother out.

sanji x luffy This one isn't in a sexual or romantic way, cause you know. it's luffy. but i definitely think sanji is in love with luffy. i think everyone on the crew is, in their own way. but you can't have a guy sweep you off your feet and save your damn sorry life and not feel like the world is ending and your heart is stopping and he's probably the most beautiful thing you've ever seen. a cook and his captain man.

that's it.

[trans-estinien]

[luciddaydreamsstuff]

My Greek Mythos phase is coming in strong today, so have some Greek god headcanons (Poly Edition)

Aphrodite, Ares, and Hephaestus are a poly couple. Aphrodite is Bi and Poly with a lean towards guys, Ares is also Bi and Poly, and Hephaestus is Demi and recently realised Poly. Hephaestus and Aph were engaged to one another, she took interest in Ares and started dating him, while still with Hephaestus (he knew she was poly and agreed to an open relationship). Eventually she set up a blind date between her two lovers and they hit it off, finding stuff in common and enjoying the other’s company. Now, they’re a happy polycule.

Also long haired Ares and short haired Aphrodite is my fucking kyptonite

[creatively-cosmic]

Btw…If i ever say something mildly innapropriate please tell me if you are uncomfortable, I am autistic and i sometimes struggle to have a filter

Also i am a firm believer in buff cacao propaganda

hehe, thank you! ^^ we've still been workshopping our design for him but im glad you like it

also donttt worry man i promise. im autistic too i get it, but id say if you made us uncomfortable somehow 👍

and for the record we also believe

[akirakirxaa]

FFXIVWrite Prompt 17: Extra Credit

Rating: T

Word Count: 1096

Warnings: None

Summary: Persephone's been harboring a little crush for her two housemates. When she finds out they're already together, though, she thinks she has no chance. Hythlodaeus is determined to convince her otherwise. [Vampire AU, Hythazemet, Same universe as Prompt 16.]

Master Post

For several moments, Persephone couldn't process what it was she was looking at.

She'd come to the library in search of some quiet after a busy day, thinking about settling down with a book. Perhaps something to expand her gardening skills. But when she entered, she could see she wasn't the only one who'd gravitated towards the library, as was so often the case. But the current occupants didn't seem too interested in the books.

Hythlodaeus had Hades crowded against a bookcase. The taller man’s head was leaned back against the books while Hythlodaeus worried at his throat with his lips, working his way up to Hades’ jawline. Hades growled at that, grabbing Hythlodaeus roughly by his hair and pulling to expose his neck, leaning over him with teeth bared, though clearly not in anger. Persephone must’ve made some sound, because Hythlodaeus’ eyes suddenly met hers.

“Ah, it seems we’ve been found out,” he huffed a breathless laugh.

“I, uh, I,” Persephone stammered for some response, but it was rather like her brain had decided to take the day off. “I was just, uh… This is clearly a bad time… Sorry!” She spun and, as quickly as she could without running, made her exit. She faintly heard the thud of someone likely slumping back against the books, and a quiet curse; anything further was drowned out by fighting her own tears and the sound of her heart shattering.

She hadn’t been blind, of course. She had wondered when she first met them if they were more than just friends, but after days and weeks of no indication of such, she dismissed it. After all, two men could be friends. And in the absence of evidence of either one being taken, she’d let herself imagine. And she’d thought she’d seen signs that her affections had been returned. But now…

No. She would not be the one that would come between what they had with each other. She just needed to compose herself and then everything could go back to normal.

But it was like a great chasm had opened inside her and was devouring everything.

She reached the room that had once been the spare bedroom, but now she had converted into her own room. She’d made it a peaceful oasis for when she needed to be alone with herself. Plants covered most surfaces, each one having their own grow lights to make up for the blocked out sun. Soft fairy lights were strung about the room, gently providing a quiet glow in place of a large overhead light. The bed was strewn with not only normal sleeping pillows but also small throw pillows, a few favored stuffed animals, and a handful of small knitted or quilted blankets atop the comforter. Persephone kicked off her shoes and burrowed into the pile of pillows and soft things on her bed, clutching one of the larger pillowed to her chest and burying her face.

A quiet knock at the door. Persephone, jumping at the noise, rapidly blotted at her face, grabbed the first thing she could use as an excuse for why she left so suddenly — the romance novel she’d dug up in the library from one of the less visited corners a few weeks ago — and called for the visitor to come in. She wasn’t surprised to see Hythlodaeus open it, apology plain on his face.

“I owe you an apology,” he started, sitting at the edge of her bed but keeping his distance otherwise. She sniffed, hoping it could be passed off as allergies.

“Why would you apologize? You shouldn’t apologize,” she turned a page, hoping she was being convincing. “I only wish you’d told me sooner, is all. I’m totally fine with it.” There was quiet for a moment before Hythlodaeus reached over and plucked the book from her hands, neatly flipping it and setting it back in her hands right side up. She grimaced at the book, officially found out, before setting it aside.

“I’m apologizing because I was trying to force something and I hurt you doing so,” he explained.

“I’m not hurt.” Persephone was fully aware that the crack in her voice revealed the lie for what it was.

“Talk to me? Please?” he begged, and while she wanted to say they were talking, she wasn’t so obtuse as to claim not to understand that he meant he wanted her to open up to him.

“I…” Persephone swallowed before continuing. “I just thought that…there was, I don’t know, feelings there… for at least one of you… But if you’re together, I don’t want to ruin that for either of you.” He blinked at her.

“Who said any of us had to choose?” he challenged. “I love you, Persephone, and so does Hades.”

She wanted so badly to believe him, but she felt her walls trying to crawl their way back into place.

“What if he’s just humoring you, to make you happy?” she moped, wrapping her arms around her legs. “I don’t… I’m not worth ruining your relationship over.”

“Stop that,” he tapped her gently on the head. “You’re not ruining anything, and you’re certainly worth adding to our life. If it’s what you want.”

And it was. She did want that. For just a moment, she allowed herself to imagine it. Lazy, sunny days inside cuddled with the two, nights out trying to drag Hades from his shell with Hythlodaeus, traveling from place to place together as the community noticed none of them looked quite as old as they should.

But she imagined then the resentment that could build if Hades was just humoring Hythlodaeus, as she feared. She imagined him ordering her away one day, and it made her heart ache in a way that made her want to insist, no I’m fine we’re fine we’re just friends. She heard Hythlodaeus sigh and lean over her, planting a chaste kiss on the top of her head that would’ve made her blush if she still could, as if she were a schoolgirl with a crush.

“Listen, why don’t you go talk to Hades about it?” he suggested. “I could assure you until the end of time that he feels the same, but I think you really need to hear it from him.” She shrank back into her pillows, just a little, at the idea of admitting how she felt, but he was right. The cat was out of the bag now, on all accounts, so if they were going to move forward in any way, she needed to talk to Hades.

[gastrophobia]

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[yloiseconeillants]

me: i could write literally any of the huge pile of untouched prompts or half-finished fics

me: OR i could continue rotating the weird mushroom woman in my mind

[chicago-geniza]

Oh my Gd I have a neuropsych appointment tomorrow and they're going to ask what happened since we last spoke and I'm going to have to explain how I went insane because of a philosophy professor at the University of Chicago

[bumblingbabooshka]

“Tuvok ships it” this and “Tuvok cockblocks it” that...what if Tuvok was inexplicably yet inexorably involved with it?

[autumnalfallingleaves]

How about Jlaireby with "Pajama Party from Hell"

(Takes place in an AU where RotT never happened, and Jim remained a half-Troll after Wizards)

Jim, Toby, and Claire just wanted to have a fun slumber party date. Have a nice home-cooked dinner made by Jim, play some of Toby's video games, and watch some of Claire's horror movies and cuddle. Fun and relaxing. A nice stay-at-home date. Maybe Claire could bring her nail polish to paint all their nails.

But nooo, they had to go and goof off and mess with a borrowed spellbook- which, by now, they should really know not to do- and curse Toby's house.

The good thing? They've dealt with this sort of thing before. They're Trollhunters, after all.

The bad thing? The house isn't just cursed. It's possessed by Morgana's spirit herself.

Send me a title and a pairing and I will give you the summary of a fic I will never write.

[alilaro]

oh yeah also hi im not dead