#Prolly scared my parents too

[uronlyangelworld]

Audibly laughed.

[heartfullofleeches]

Imagining K and timid bestie reader meeting back in grade school like

K: You! Nerd! You’re my friend now >:D

Reader, too scared to say no: o-okay 🥲

Poor Baby Reader... K means well, but she's pretty spoiled and definitely didn't know how to interact with the general public after getting everything thrown at her - but she insisted on going to public school. Reader works up all of their courage to pick up a labybug and protect it from their classmates who want to crush it which inadvertently leads to K immediately developing a crush on them being the bug lover she is. Beats the bullies asses' and hardly faces any trouble because of who her parents are. Brings one of her pet spiders to impress her new best friend, but prolly ends up terrifying them in the process. Reader is scared shitless of K because of what she did to their classmates and because she just keeps staring at them in class, but while they think she's imagining throwing them in a bit of hungry spiders - she's thinking of Reader proposing to her with a spooky spider ring.

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Reader: P...please don't hurt me...

K: Hurt you? Why would I ever hurt you, silly? Who in their right mind would hurt their best friend?

Reader: Best... friend?

K: Yeah! You're so much cooler than everyone else here. Everyone just wants to be my friend so they can play with my big dumb dollhouses, but they always run away when they see my babies crawling around inside. If they weren't such losers and got to know them they'd like them just as much as I do. You'll get to know me before you try to run away, won't you?

Reader: I guess?...

K: Yay! I knew you'd love me! We're going to be the best of friends..

[dizzy-n-busy]

[can (and most likely will) contain SOME poly hcs!]

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Dams lips get dry quickly, as well as his skin - mostly durin colder months - and has a life time supply of lip balm (cool mint or classic cherry) and moisturizers (coco butter or coconut)

Completely unrelated to Dams; Hux's moms make homemade lip balm and moisturizers !! Literally from their backyard !!

Lasky has a bad center of gravity and sometimes gets himself stuck in whirlwinds when he practices his magic

Gav likes messing/doing the other's hair, he finds it therapeutic

Dams is into nail care for some reason (he feels like he has to be prim n' proper)

FL is multilingual !! Fluent in many languages and tends to switch between them frequently (esp. when stressed)

Since Lasky and FL are human-born I feel like they're genetically smaller than the other three (or those three are jus too damn big)

Gav = Princess peach, Dams = Bowser, FL = Toad(/mario/daisy?), Lasky = Shy guy(/mario) & Hux = Luigi; argue w/ the wall

Dams and Lasky can't hold their liquor, FL and Hux have a higher tolerance and Gav barely gets drunk at all

Dams wears (short) shorts a lot bc he's worried abt burnin anything longer (almost exclusively worn indoors)

Hux likes massages, esp back and scalp ones

FL is strong enough to carry all the boys at least a lil bit (Dams = firemen carry, Lasky = bridal/over the shoulder carry, Gav = koala carry & Hux = at least an inch off the ground)

Gav prolly smells like roses or eucalyptus

Hux's moms house has this SUPER big window-esque wall that opens up into the forest (in their livingroom)

(kinda poly?) FL likes cuddling Hux on his lap, laying on Dams side/next to him, resting their leg across Laskys lap and cuddling Gavs stomach

FL and Gav have convinced Hux that cropped shirts and tight/short shorts are good workout gear (they were right)

Hux has the cutest pout and head tilt

Lasky has the most ADORABLE doe-shaped eyes

Dams likes running his nails across the others backs/skin

FL ass is ALWAYS late, to literally everything - Dams: come at 10:30, FL: 1:03, got it!

Gavs eyes can glow in the dark, bc I said so

The D.A.M.N crew have matching pjs and sometimes do sleepovers

[Bouns! Coworker is invited!!]

Certified hair ruffler, no one is safe

They were relatively nervous at first but it immediately dissipated when FL and Gav asked them if they were their babysitter - free my man Dams

Hux also said they smelled like lavender and fresh laundry

Dams is the 'imma whoop yer ass if yer lil asses don't sit down' type parent and Coworker is the 'settle down guys yer stressin out ma' type parent

ALWAYS brings food, they got snacks on deck too (they needa make sure their bbys are fed)

Naturally colder body temp, scares the crew sometimes when initiating contact (in a good way)

Effusive praiser, it can't be escaped

Psych major idc

Everyone cuddles/leans on Coworker once they got into the crew shenanigans

Coworker = Yoshi (/Rosalina)

Dams #2 fav (they get mani/pedis w/by him)

Huxs fav scalp massager (esp if they grow out their nails)

Gavs #2 fav therapist (/j /lh)

FLs fav advice giver (or date idea giver)

Laskys fav (of all time)

They cried when they got their friendship bracelet and matching pj set (either in front of them or on call w/ Lasky)

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[kuroosdumbslut]

Hi,

Can you write some Snape x wife reader,something angst, when they have a big argument in front of their children. The End is up to you. Thank you ❤️

Thank you so much for the request!! While this isn't the longest and prolly not my best, I hope you enjoy! I can never just write angst, so I hope you enjoy the ending!

Being married to Severus Snape was never going to be easy and you knew this. He was fairly closed off and didn’t easily express if something was bothering him from his time as a spy. That being said, you did love him dearly and never wanted to part from him. Even when you did have arguments, you both tried to have them away from your children. Severus knew what it was like to witness his parents fighting, and you knew you never wanted them to have to witness any as well. But, as much as you both tried to protect your children, one day it finally happened. “What the bloody hell do you mean?! We both agreed when we got married to work together, as a team! Please, just tell me what is going on!” Severus huffed angrily and turned away from you, facing the wall.

“This isn’t something I feel the need to involve you in! Just fucking leave it!” You slammed your hand against the desk separating the two of you, making him whip around. “YOU STUBBORN OAF! I am your WIFE! You know damn well I hate seeing you struggle, especially after everything we’ve both been through! Even just talking about it would be helpful and you know that! Quit being so bloody stubborn!” The shouting match went on for several more minutes, obscenities and yells exchanged with fiery passion. You never were a person to back down easily.

You both stopped your fighting when you heard your youngest, Jasper, sniffling and hiding behind his sister’s leg. Your oldest, whom Jasper was hiding behind, was desperately trying to hold back her own tears. You and Severus exchanged brief, panicked looks, and quickly realized the entire argument was idiotic to begin with. Now, the thing you both tried to protect your kids from happened. Your daughter, Lyra, was the first to break the thick silence encompassing the room. “Momma, papa…please don’t fight. W-We don’t want you guys to get divorced.” You and Severus looked at each other, tears forming at her words, and you both shook your heads. “No, baby, we aren’t getting divorced…Mama and Papa are just tired and…” You trailed off, unsure how to proceed with the conversation. To your surprise and slight relief, Severus quickly spoke up. “We just…couldn’t talk properly for a moment. Papa is a stubborn man…and I let that cloud my judgement. C’mere my loves.” The children both ran to hug onto Severus, and though you wanted to let them have a moment, Severus gently took your hand and brought you in for the hug as well. For a moment, everyone just silently let their tears out and held onto each other. The silence wasn’t thick and stuffy anymore, it was light and comforting. Without missing a beat, you and Severus put the kids back to bed with sweet words and expressions of affection before retiring to your own shared room.

“I’m sorry, love…For shouting at you, for accidentally showing the kids our argument…I’m so sorry…” Severus rambled, a wave of fresh tears making his eyes burn. You sat on the edge of the bed and tugged Severus to join you. “I’m sorry too. I just…It scared me when you weren’t talking much…confiding in me. I…I feared you might be getting sick of me, you know?” Severus pulled you close and pressed a salty kiss to your temple. “I could never get sick of you…It’s…To be honest, I’ve just been having a rough time re-adjusting to teaching. Every room and courtyard…it all brings it back… I slipped back into the old habit of being a closed off arsehole…”

Taking his hands in your own, you squeezed them a bit to get him to look at you. “Severus, my love….you have no reason to stay in that position if it makes you so unhappy. The dark lord is dead, it’s all finally over. It has been for a while. You’re not a spy anymore, not a double agent. You’re a father and a husband. We can figure something out, but you don’t need to stay at that school anymore if you don’t want to.” Severus sobbed out, clutching onto you. That was the first time he heard those words, and now, it finally sunk in. He’s a free man. He can be and do whatever he wants now. “We’ll talk more in the morning, my dear. C’mon, lets get some sleep. We have quite the day ahead of us, and probably a special breakfast for the kids.” Severus nodded and you both fell asleep with your hearts fuller and you minds a bit clearer.

Bonus:

“Wait…who told Lyra about divorce?”

Severus sat up at your words and looked down for a moment. “Oh goddammit…Draco and I will be having a talk.”

[cherryobx]

𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬, 𝐉𝐉! | 𝐉. 𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

requested?: nope, just a lil holiday gift from me to you

summary: you hear JJ is spending Christmas all alone and decide to ditch your family and spend it with him

warnings: language, mentions of drinking, mentions of kissing, typos prolly

WC: 0.9k

gif is not mine, creds to the owner!

JJ stood on the porch of the chateau, looking at the view in front of him, deep in thought. The weather had gotten a tiny bit colder but he still wore a pair of shorts and a t-shirt. He liked to tell people he wasn’t cold but the cool wind made goosebumps rise on his skin. But the weather was the last thing on his mind at that moment.

It was Christmas and he had nowhere to go and no one to spend it with. John B was spending the evening with his girlfriend Sarah and her family, Pope was out on the mainland with his parents and Kiara was busy at the restaurant. That just left you. But he was too proud to ask if you wanted to spend Christmas with him. He couldn’t bear the thought of you turning him down. And he definitely wasn’t going to go back home to his father who was probably drunk and passed out on the couch anyway.

He shook his head, disappointed. He couldn’t believe he was about to spend Christmas at John B’s house alone, watching whatever was on the TV and drinking beer until he dozed off. He couldn’t wait for this miserable day to be over.

As he entered the house again, he heard rustling and noise come from the front door. He quickly made his way over to make sure the house wasn’t being broken into. John B would literally kill him. But instead of intruders or robbers he saw you, struggling to pull a Christmas tree through the door.

“Come fucking on!” you cursed under your breath, pulling the tree as hard as you could but it was so heavy you barely managed to move it a few inches.

“What the hell are you doing?” You were startled by his sudden appearance.

“Shit, don’t scare me like that!”

“I scared you?! I thought you were some creep trying to break in!”

“I barely broke in here, the door was pretty much wide open when I got here.” You shrugged. “So, are you gonna help me or what?”

He was confused. “Help you do what exactly?”

“Bring this tree inside, silly!” He didn’t question any further as he helped you pull the tree inside. But as it soon turned out, the tree was too tall and big for John B’s living room. It wouldn’t have fit in any way, so you ran back outside to the shed and got a saw.

“We’re gonna have to saw off at least this much if we want it to fit.” You gestured, showing how much of the tree needed to be cut. JJ took the saw you held out for him and began sawing a piece off. When that was done, you grabbed a big jar with lukewarm water and JJ held up the tree as you slid it under it. JJ placed the tree so it would lean a bit on the wall so it wouldn’t fall over.

“Where did you even get this thing?” he asked, wiping the sweat from his forehead with the end of his shirt.

“Some dude on the street sold it to me for 120 bucks.”

“120?!” He looked at you, eyes wide in shock. 

You waved a hand dismissively, changing the topic. “We need to decorate it.” You turned and started walking towards your car but JJ stopped you in your tracks by grabbing your wrist.

You turned around, facing him. “What?”

“What are you doing here?”

“I came to spend Christmas with you,” you said as it was the most obvious thing in the world.

“Why?”

“Because no one should be alone on Christmas.” His grip on your wrist loosened. “Plus, I’d be with you any day over my noisy stupid family.” He let go of your hand, a shy smile on his lips, and you went and retrieved the ornaments from the car and set them down on the coffee table.  

“Let’s get started!”

And in no time the tree was decorated and you stood in front of it, admiring your creation with proud faces. “We make a good team.”

He was about to agree when you bolted towards the front door again, cursing about something. He jogged after you and saw you grab a takeout bag from your car. “I forgot about the food!”

He chuckled and leaned against the doorframe as you made your way back to the house.

“You didn’t have to, you know?”

“I know,” you said as you walked past him into the house and to the kitchen. He closed and locked the door after you and then followed.

“I dropped off Kie's gift and thought that I might as well get something for us to eat.” You unpacked the continents of the bag and handed one of the boxes to JJ and grabbed the other for yourself. You ate on the couch in comfortable silence.

“Thank you.” He put his empty takeout box on the coffee table and you did the same.

“For what?”

“For coming here, for spending time with me, for feeding me,” he laughed at the latter. “I really appreciate it.”

You softly placed your hand on the top of his thigh. “Of course. Anytime.” 

His look drifted to where your hand lay on his thigh and then back to your eyes. You didn’t even notice how you’d both leaned in closer, faces only inches away from each other. He took the last step, finally connecting your lips into a loving tender kiss, shy at first but getting more heated by the second. When you pulled away to catch your breath, he rested his forehead against yours.

“Merry Christmas, JJ.”

“Merry Christmas.”

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[yourlocalhaikyuugirl]

Kuroo Tetsuro boyfriend headcanons

𝑨/𝒏: 𝑺𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝑲𝒖𝒓𝒐𝒐'𝒔 𝒃𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒇𝒆𝒘 𝒅𝒂𝒚𝒔, 𝒊 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝒂𝒃𝒕 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒂𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒃𝒇 ☻︎ 𝒉𝒐𝒑𝒆 𝒚𝒂'𝒍𝒍 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒊𝒕!

𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔: 𝑵𝒐𝒏𝒆, 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒍𝒖𝒇𝒇 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒌

𝑺𝒂𝒌𝒖𝒔𝒂'𝒔 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕 || 𝑲𝒆𝒏𝒎𝒂'𝒔 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕

-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎

I feel like Kuroo would love to spoil you with gifts, like if he catches you looking at something at a shop, he'll buy it to you right away (kinda cute tho).

He knows how to cook, and the food he makes is actually fricking good, even though he says it tastes like shit.

Has a good sense of fashion and would 100% go shopping with you, doesn't even mind holding your bags and purse.

He's a literal crackhead when he's with Bokuto, but a softie and polite when he's with you.

He once (accidentally) walked in your room while you were changing, and i feel like he got shy and mumbled a sorry and then left the room. He isn't as cocky and flirty as you thought, hes a little more shy when he's with you and no one can change my mind.

He flirts but not too much.

If you feel insecure a out your body, he'd probably cuddle the shit out of you and kiss you everywhere. He thinks you look perfect, so he doesn't even understand why you're so insecure.

If you ask him to do your makeup, he'll do it. Once he messed it up, but fixed it and the result was very good.

He has a good sense of humor, but sometimes his jokes are terrible.

You adopted a little cat, and cuddled it too. Once the cat was in your lap, and he wanted to kiss you, so the cat became furios and scratched his cheek.

Always helps you with schoolwork, especially chemistry. You once got a higher grade than him and then found him screaming in his yard.

Loves doing your hair, because he said it's relaxing (you prolly think his touch is comforting so you never refuse).

Loves going on restaurant dates with you.

If you're from another country, he'd want to learn your language and the culture. If you have an accent it's a plus.

You watch a lot of movies together, and sometimes end up crying because the movie was too sad.

Loves it when you admire his muscles and sixpack. You were once touching his abs, and then you saw him blushing, like a lot (he looked like a fricking tomato).

He once met your parents, and they really liked him. Your mom even told you that you got lucky having a hot looking man like him, and then you blushed and Kuroo laughed at you. And then your dad walked him to a corner and told him that if he does anything bad to you, he'll break his kneecaps. Kuroo looked more scared that he ever was in his life.

-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎

𝑨/𝒏: 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒍𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒊 𝒅𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒐 𝒘𝒉𝒚 (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`) .

[sweetbutsosour]

Prolly gonna have to delete tumblr too scared my parents will check my phone cs they completely caught up

[9kaedes]

Sypnosis:knb boys with a filipino lover😉

Pairings:GoF+kagami and kuroko x gn&filipino!reader

Genre:fluff

wc:2.5k

didn't edit there might be some grammatical errors😁 just enjoy( `ε´ )

Seijuro Akashi

●He calls you by your name BUT-

●He'll prolly call you Love OENDOEKDD-

●Like i can see him calling you love especially when you're upset at him doing something selfless

●like you're about to start scolding him and he will be like-

●"Im sorry love, i know what i did was wrong.. i should've consider your feelings, thank you for worrying"

●YOU CAN'T EVEN BE ANGRY AT HIM LIKE- I HAVEN'T STARTED OWNDIEJSI

●He'll be the type of bf that is very mature

●he's perfect😍

●This man is loaded so he'll be buying you gifts and like souvenirs if he plays basketball internationally

●If he's far away from you, expect a videocall 24/7

●he will be sooo guilty when he called at 2am because he forgot the different timezones

●he truly loves you(´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) he'll prolly take pictures if he see something that reminds him of uლ(´ ❥ `ლ)

●Fancy dates are his go to but he also loves the 3am dancing in the living room with both of you in pajamas just dancing to silent melodies being in each other's arm😍😍😍😍😍

●If he's at home with you he'll attempt to learn tagalog so that he can impress your parents-

●He doesn't need to since they already like him😍(well..after you left him and your dad at the same room and they talked man to man)

●buuut after that they love him🥰🥰

Daiki Aomine

●-lHe calls you Mahal or Mahal ko😍😍

●YES YES YES😍🥰HE WILL😘

●AND IN THE GOOFY TIMES HE'LL PROBABLY WINK AT YOU WHILE SAYING IT

● "mahal kooo~" he use this if you're like angry at him for teasing you too much and he'll use this as his trump card to make you forget what he did wrong(and it works)THIS MAN ISSO🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

●daiki being your lover is a roller-coaster😍😍

●he's kinda a red flag but WE R COLOUR BLIND FOR THIS MAN😍😍😍😍

●just you and him cuddling is dream cone true🥰🥰🥰

●HE WILL PROBABLY TEASE YOU BECAUSE UR SMALL(some filos r tall but most of em r small😁like me🤸🏻‍♀️)

●if ya'll argue he will switch to serious mode

●this man is scared to lose you

●"Mahal, im sorry.. ill hear ya out on this one.. I know im stupid and i should've listened to you.. its been a rough day and didn't mean to let my anger out to you"

●before ya'll met his mindset was like "the only one who can beat me is me"

●but with you in his life, everything changed

●even his magazines😁 doesn't feel the same to him anymore like, just seeing you smile over dumb things are his serotonin🥰🥰

●if he's away he'll tease you sooo much like ya'll are in a call and he will be like "yknow you can hug my clothes when im away😏 since you miss me THAT much" and like act as if he didn't bring one of the sweater you bought for him with your smell on it

●-lif this man want to learn tagalog he will probably learn the curse words first

●"Mahal what's the tagalog of fuck you?what? what do you mean☹️what if some dude be cursing at me and i don't know huh? "

●This man😔

●he's a good boyfriend😁 TRUST ME😍

●Just be patient with him.. let him soften around you(^o^)

Atsushi Murasakibara

●HE'LL CALL YOU " Siopao😋"

●I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT THIS MAN WOULD CALL YOU SOMETHING RELATED TO FOOD😍😍

●When you joined the cooking club at Yosen High, members give food/samples to students

●when he and tatsuya passed by the cooking club and you saw him eating bunch of junk foods and it triggered your filipino senses

●you will probably sit him and tatsuya down and like cook a full course meal for him

●both of them would probably be soo confused but still ate the food you cooked

●this man devoured the table- LIKE LITERALLY

●He will love you forever

●And that's the time ya'll started dating

●He calls you siopao since you called his bread siopao and like a light bulb sparks in his head

●He likes to squish your cheeks soo much or like kinda nible on it😍😍

●Expect a 24/7 food date this man is loaded😘😘LIKE WHERE DO YOU THINK ALL THE MONEY HE SPENT ON JUNK FOODS CAME FROM🤑🤑🤑

●If you're kinda insecure with ur chubby-ness well don't be this man will use you as his "beautiful siopao pillow" as he said😍😍😍

●He also likes to pick you up💪🏻💪🏻

●THIS MAN IS 6'10 FOR A REASON OK

●He loooooovesss it when u cuddle with him

●this big man will be small spoon😍😍he loves it when he feels safe🥰🥰🥰and safe is in your arms😍😍

●If you cook for him he will fall in love with you all over again🥰🥰this man is so sweet

●Tatsuya would probably be soo out of place if you three are together like-

●If yall together that's when sushi's "clingy mode" turns on and like tatsuya will be just standing there🧍🏻

●yall never argue but if sushi being childish because he's jealous for some reason... just kiss him on the cheek and on the lips and problems go bye bye.

●-l"you're MY siopao and talking to stupid people(prolly one of his classmates) is a biiiiigg no no( `ε´ )"

●ah this man😩😩😩

Shintaro Midorima

●He'll call you Loko

●At first you were of course, upset☹️like labidabz shogarplums🥺do you hate me🥺👈🏻👉🏻

●but despite the petname he loves you truly🥰

●Will listen and like study your horoscope🥺🥺

●he will be like "Hoy loko, your lucky item today is a pearl ring let me go tell takao to bring me to the jewelry store"

●sometimes you'll get upset whenever he calls you that since loko is kinda an insult and hearing it from the person you love makes it even worst

●you and shin argue about that until you cried and like ran away(you just stayed at momoi's house)

●Shin is very cold like his pride is sky high😁 but you not coming home for 3 days straight now had made him go insane-

●He may be kinda bitchy but hey you're still his lover so when he receives the news that you're in momoi's he ran straight to her house

●He probably told you that Loko is short for Love Ko😳😳😳

●After that yall made up and gone hone to cuddle😍😍😍😍

●His go to date is watching a movie either at home or at the cinema🥰🥰🥰

●This man craves physical touch so make sure to hold his hand👉🏻👈🏻

●He's like the believer of fate ikaw uto-uto that likes doing weird stuff with him

●pero liking/believing fate isn't weird its just like the dynamic both you and him have

●he buys you jewelry and like make exxuses that "THAT NECKLACE is your lucky item for today don't lose it or even take it off" and like the necklace would have his initials smh🙄🙄

●if you're stressed from like school or something he'll teach you😍😍 he'll be your hot amazing tutor bf🥰🥰🥰

●AND ALL THE LESSON HE THOUGHT YOU WAS IN THE EXAM😍😍

●Shin will also be the type of boyfriend that'll finish your PowerPoint presentation if you're very tired🥺🥺

●HE'LL EVEN MASSAGE YOU🤩🤩THOSE HANDS AND FINGERS AREN'T LONG FOR NI REASONS💆🏻‍♀️💆🏻‍♀️

●He also like, smooches ur forehead while giving u a blanket🥺🥺

●HAND IN MARRIAGE💳💥💳💥💳💥

Ryouta Kise

●MMMMM MR WORLDWIDE😍😍😍

●HE'LL CALL YOU SINTA AND LIKE ACT AS IF THATS THE MOST UNIQUE ENDEARMENT

●(pero sinearch lng nmn🙄)

●WE STILL LOVE HIM😘😘😘😘

●He'll try soo hard to make time with you kase yknow he's a hot model and a hot basketball player😩😩😩

●At first its a secret relationship and him being famous and all got shipped with other models thats wayy better than you

●Of course selos and insecurities starts rising and you thinking na you're just being a burden to him since you crave affection and physical touch

●Arguments about your jealousy and him telling you that there's nothing to worry about is frequent especially when both of you starts dating

●With the fear of loosing you😏in one of his interviews he called you and like showed ur face on the camera and like telling the host that "yeah my lover, aking sinta" or something so cheesy 😩😩

●He'll prolly listen to Mundo by the IVOS💥💳💥💳since the word sinta is in it and like he loves repeating the lyrics "Aaakingggg sintaaa😉" and like starts spinning you around

●His go to date is in between fancy restaurants or like cooking at home

●but he likes going out more since going out = letting the world to see how lucky he is to have a lover like u😏

●Just like sushi, he loves your cooking😍

●Even if you just fried an egg he will be like "MMMMMM better than a 5 star restaurant👩🏻‍🍳🍛" he's soo extra😭

●if you guys go on a vacation in the Philippines hes probably like one of those tourists😭 like my man be vlogging everything and i say.. EVERYTHING😁

●he's so cute

●"sinta, can we take a photo here? imma show the group so they'll get jealous😘"

●He'll be spoiling you

●HE SWEET TALKED HIS WAY TO UR PARENTS😩😩😩

●he be buying flowers for ur mom and like buying your dad expensive booze

●but overall they loved him since he makes you happy🥺🥺

●he loves playing basketball with your cousins😍😍😍

●HES ALSO SOOO SOFT WITH KIDS- WIDBIENDIEJDIENE

●everybody loves him

●you're one lucky fella aren't you?

Tetsuya Kuroko

●at first he'll call you by your name

●BUT- if he's comfortable enough or like you two are in a loving mood he'll most likely call you "lalove"

●YES I KNOW ITS KINDA YKNOW BUT HEAR ME OUT

●He's trying his best ok😔and he doesn't want to call you basic endearments since you love him soo much he thought calling you love or like babe wasn't enough😌

●he loves cuddling

●he may not look like it but he writes you cheesy poetry before you go to school😍😍😍😍

●he also sends you those cute cat videos since he knows you like them so much🥰🥰🥰🥰

●if the two of you argue its always the little things, its just you upset since some guy was trying to get your number and he just stand there

●"i can't do anything, im weak and i don't even know what you saw in me.. but what matters the most is that you saw me.. the real me" 💳💥💳💥💳 THIS MAN IS TOO PRECIOUS👿👿👿

●Hearing those words make you cry

●just let him hug you please for the love of god-

●his ideal date is just you and him at the arcade drinking his favorite vanilla milkshake👌🏻👌🏻

●he's so lucky he got you the biggest reward at some claw machine-😍😍😍😍

●he loves nuzzling his nose through your hair🥰🥰he really love what you smell he said its relaxing to him😩😩😩

●late night talks are a must to tetsu🥰🥰

●he wants you to open up to him and he will also open up to you🥺

●tetsu being able to open up to you and like starts saying things like "kagami-kun is injured yet he's so childish and still played the game( `ε´ )he was like 'oh just because your my shadow doesn't mean i need to listen to you🙄i literally punched him in the face( `ε´ )" 🥺🥺

●i love him too much😩😩😩😩👌🏻

●if you pinch his cheek he will pout💳💥💳💥💳💥

●he also loves matching with you😍😍 he loves those couple rings or bracelets since its very minimal and it'll look good in every outfit🥰🥰

●he also loves making DIY projects with you if yall bored🥰like making a dog house for his doggy😌😌or like one of those aesthetic lights with your Polaroid pictures of the both of you clipped in😩💳💥💳💥💳💥💳

●when you guys are on a vacation to the Philippines he's so shy and like kept holding your hands until you reached to your parents house😍

●he did everything to impress your parents and you love him for taking an effort to be more talkative😩😩

●kissing his forehead, cheeks and his hand and he'll start thinking about it for the next 5 months🥰🥰🥰

Kagami Taiga

●he'll call you babe or like amor

●he's romantic🥰🥰

●no red flags just hot red hair and heart🥺😍😍🥺😍🥺😍🥺

●he's also so awkward😍😍

●LIKE THAT SCENE WHERE HE TRIES TO BE POLITE ISSO💳💥💳💥

●i love him😍

●OK BACK TO THE HC FUCK

●He's such a himbo😍 my himbo bf😌😌

●yall never argue😏well sometimes if he starts trying so hard to be the best in basketball even if he is already the best🥰🥰

●just tell him to rest with sparkling eyes and you have him wrapped around your fingers😁😁😁

●Y'ALLS HOBBY IS LIKE COOKING OR BAKING🥰🥰🥰

●Taiga and you will be those couples who smear flour on each other's faces😩😩

●he's so sweet and gentle around you🥺🥺he likes to wrap his arm around your waist(>///<)

●he likes pinching your nose since he has big hands and like ur nose looks small if he pinch it😍😍

●he kinda knows tagalog for some reason like-

●you tried filming a tiktok saying "paabot nga po ng asin" while yall r eating and he literally passed u the salt you were like 👁️👄👁️ HOW DID HE KNOW?

●IF HE FINISHES A GAME THE 1ST THING THAT COMES TO HIS MIND IS CUDDLING YOU SO PLEASE HUG HIM AFTER A GAME HE'S EXHAUSTED🥺🥺🥺

●i know for a fact that you do the "go sexy! go sexy! go sexy sexy looove" NO NO DON'T SAY YOU DIDN'T👿👿👿

●he loves that you cheer for him🥺🥺😍😍😍like if the game is getting serious just one look on you or like if he hears your cheers my man would be fully charge again🥰🥰🥰

●HIS SMILE WINDWKXNWKSJ-

●If he does something stupid and like you laughed please he'll look at you as if you're the most precious person in the universe💥💳💥💳💥💳💥

●A MAN LIKE TAIGA PLEASE-

●his go to date is at a Carnival😍😍😍

●HE LOVES WINNING YOU PRIZES

●HE'LL FLEX HIS BASKETBALL SKILLS AT ONE OF THOSE GAMES WHERE YOU NEED TO SHOOT THE BALL OR SOMETHING

●YEAH HE'LL WIN EVERYTHING FOR YOU OMFG😍😍😍😍😍😍

●he lets you hold his harm so that you won't get lost in the crowd🥰🥰🥰

●this big man is easy to find if he ever got lost-

●my man 6'3 he'll be hella easy to find AND ALSO his hair is red like CMON ITS EASY-

●If you see a cake or like some recipe on tiktok you and kagami always try it out if its too many you guys even give some of it to the team😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰

●he's so husband material bro🥰🥰🥰🥰

●when you guys came to the Philippines there's a fiesta🥰😍😍

●and like you introduced him to your parents😍😍

●of course your marites of a tita will be saying some things like "huwaw foreigner, paniguradong pineperahan"

●if kagami sees you uncomfortable he'll hold your hand until your comfortable again💥💳💥💳

●he'll show your relatives that you're the best🥺🥺

●I LOVE HIM SO MUCH CAN U TEL TELL😁

[bunnychargebolt]

Im going to give my parents shaken baby syndroms Im- hhhhhhhh vent :3 (gonna put any warning stuffs in tags)

I am so just- am eepy. I want to sleep. It is fucking 2:30 in the morning. But I cannot! Because I am hungry! And my body is fucking not doing good! And I can not do anything about it because I do not have food.

But for whatever reason!! My mother!! Who eats the least in this household!! Continually has her stuff stocked!! She fucking- eats like two of the jif to go cups of peanut butter for lunch. And that is like- her lunch. And that just fucking works for her. Which is because she got fucking weight loss surgery.

Im

Hhhhhhhhhhhh

I do not have enough food. And honestly I probably havent had enough food in months. Because instead of eating i sleep. Because my body shuts down. And I am trying *so hard* to get across to my parents that I need food. I am- hhhhh honestly prolly qualifying as anorexic speaking strictly on eating patterns. Which ik for sure my mom is.

And also my irl friend keeps talking about hes gonna starve himself. And im- hhhhh. Theres so many fucking tjings going on with him and theyre bad and I havent talked about them and im going to fucking lose my mind. But thats not even what im focused on right now.

I dont know if i can continue physical therapy. Because it is not guaranteed that i have food. And my parents say that money is tight. But my mother is constantly getting a bunch of stuff. And we have so much shit. And im- i camt handle all of this.

I cant ask for anything without being told that im asking for a lot. My mom ordered in dinner for me and my brother the other night bc she got a thing through work and i asked for what I know would be enough for me and I got told that thats too expensive. Which i understand. The cost of shit is fucking insane. But there is so much fucking focus on cost and portion size and “oh tjat costs too much” “oh youre asking for a lot” “dont forget that this is what a portion size” and even fucking talk of like calories and checking even though i ask for that to not happen.

People tell me to take some of their food because they have plenty and I get it but Im fucking terrified. My mom had locked up a shit ton of food when i was a kid including freezers. Which to this day still have the locks by them. And if im caught she wont hesitate to do it again. I cant go through that again.

I know I cant really get out. Im genuinely scared of my parents. I- cant. I cant get out. I cant leave stuff. Im terrified. Fuck i don’t remember ever not being scared of my mom in some capacity. And my dads way more passive but sometimes he yells and I just- cant do it. And i hate that what they do works. I get shoved into being this fucking doormat of a person.

Honestly I dont think I ever really got to be a person. I still dont super feel like one. I dont have complete control over myself. I dont feel like i have free will. Which sucks. I wanma be my own person. I wanna learn what itd feel like to be able to be myself for even a day. Im- just lost a lot of the time.

The only good thing I know for sure is coming out of this is that I know my depression medication works. Im pretty sure most of my issues with functioning are from malnutrition issues. And im def not suicidal or having thoughts of sh which is really nice!! Plus I know I have a very supportive group of friends online that I love very much

Wuheiwhe speaking of friends- angy about irl friend. He fucking- complained to me that he gets upset when i vent about shit at home cause hes gonna get kicked out when he turns 18. Which likw- i get it. The threat of being homeless is horrible. But if your thought process while you have fucking unwatched access to a credit card and can essentially have whatever the fuck you want while im saying i dont fucking have food at home is “well at least you have a home” IS FUCKING INSANE. Especially because you have already gathered almost $1000 in cash amd still have like 11 months to figure shit out. Your future situation sucks but that should not take away empathy for my current situation??? Where i am??? Not getting fed enough???

I understand that your homelife is shit and your family is fucked. However, you almost never get told no. Which is really fucking obvious!!! Because you wont take any of my nos for an answer!!! And tbh youre kinda financially abusive!!! I hear how you talk to your bf which is fucking insane and i hate it. And when you talk about how you pay for gas when im using my parents cars and they need to be filled and i say were driving around too much and using a lot of gas you go “well its my gas” No!! It isnt!! That is not how that works!! And just because you pay for the fucking gas WHEN YOU HAVE ME DRIVING FUCKING ALL OVER THE PLACE BECAUSE I LITERALLY CANNOT GWT YOU TO UNDERSTAND IM SAYING NO does not kean you pay for the rest of the fucking car!!! You also!! Make jokes about taking back gifts!! Because you paid for them!! Which is shitty as fuck!! And its not even your fucking koney its your grandmas money and you got fucking pissed and bitchy when Ive mentioned that when talking about it being different when one of our friends took advantage of us for money because you are just handed it and the stuff i had i workwd for, in a job that started the decline of my physical wellbeing. Its not the same fucking thing.

Im

Shaking. I want to scream. I cant. Handle everything. I dont want to have to be here and dealing with all of this.

And anothwr fucking tjing about ky friend- he gets pissy when me or his boyfriend accidentally leave garbage in his room. Which i get a little but then he doesnt take care of it either!! And then he has shit there all the time!! Including multiple unfinished starbucks drinks that have grown mold!!! Why do you keep getting the biggest fucking size when you know damn well you wont drink it.

And you keep fucking- i cant play therapist for you. You cannot constantly come crying to le about your bf and talking about how you should break up with him AND THEN GET KAD AT ME FOR SUGGESTING YOU BREAK UP WITH HIM

Im not- i cant. Im

Im violently angry. And i want to sleep. Amd i wamt to be able to have food. And i want my oarents to love me and understand me. Or even fucking- to try. At all. I want my physical wellbeing to matter. But it doesnt. In multiple different ways. And its all just so bad all the time and i try and tune it out but it slips through.

Im having trouble remember things. Its bad. Im- i cant use my brain as well as i know i should be able to. Im- idk. I just cant fucking deal with this. Except im still going to. Im complaining but theres mot kuch i can change.

I hate feeling like im breaking all the time. I want to be able to be loved and be a person and have a home!!! I have a roof over my head. And i appreciate that so much. But this is absolutely not a home. And its very much not welcoming for me. And I just- I perpetually have the feeling of “i want to go home” with no home to go to. And its been like that for most of my life. And I just- really want to have a home.

[neon-pink-witch]

Here's how I almost got sucked into a cult through homemaking and how Cyberpunk saved me

I have the time and the spoons today so I want to talk about this. This is prolly going to be a very long post but I feel like its important to talk about this.

Let me start with my mental state around 2020 or so. I was in a bad place.

I found out that my brother had been the one to publicly deface my home a few months back. This, on its own, trigger massive anxiety and paranoid episodes for me that I still struggle with badly today. A few weeks before I found out, someone falsely called Social Services on me. This would be the second time I got a false call(the first one had nothing to do with my brother and the person not admitted they were wrong but left the entire fucking county). The social service call happened while my MIL was in the hospital from a stroke. I was in an extremely dark place. The world was against me and now I had proof. I felt that the cars that drove by my house were watching me. I still have days where I'm convinced my neighbors are out to get me(they are not). I didn't know what to do. I looked into therapy but couldn't afford it. I learned that my brother was making fun of me behind my back. For my clothes, my home even my religion. My mindset was:If someone who is supposed to protect me, someone who is my family will treat me like this, then what will the rest of the world do to me? I was scared, I was angry, I was vulnerable. I felt I had no community anywhere and I didn't speak to most of my friends for a year.

I threw myself into my house. Trying to manically make it perfect. I found the term "homemaking" and started joining groups, following pages. Here was a group of people who understood me! The world was against them too! It was taboo and different for a woman to stay at home instead of working. The world was against me too! I had the proof! And somehow, I felt home. I didn't notice the roof was on fire, I couldn't smell the smoke, I was just happy to be in a living room. They too had been attacked by the world for being different, just like me! Shortly after, I found the term "tradwife" and while I didn't vibe with it, I was so deep that I couldn't see. These people just wanted to live their lives! Why would everyone attack them? So what if they were Christian? Maybe the supported trad-gender roles but I couldn't see past anything. I was part of a community that knew what it felt like to be alone and have the world against you.

I slowly stopped dressing in the goth/emo fashion I'd worn since 13. I was grown up now, and really, wasnt that for kids? I needed to be taken legit as a parent and a spouse I needed to make sure no one would ever hurt me again so I had to make myself small. Sure, they were submissive to their husbands but I was too! Maybe a different kind of submissive(wink, wink, nudge nudge locking necklace) but they understood submissiveness. I started wearing more dresses and for the first time in my life, I looked "normal" like everyone else.

This led me to more alt right accounts. Sure, they were extreme, and I didn't believe all the transphobic, homophobic and sexist stuff they posted but for the first time in my life, I ignored it. I spoke out if I felt strong that day but often, I kept following them because they understood me! They knew how it felt to be attacked like I had.

Then I fell deeper. I started to regret getting the COVID vaccine. What had I done to my body? What unknown spooky shit was in my veins? Maybe that was the reason my period was messed up and not the massive stress I was under. Maybe wearing mask indoors was bullshit? Why should anyone have a say over my body but me!!!111!!! After all, they understood me. I was a homemaker, like them. We all talked about how the world was against us, we were the rebels because the most outlaw thing we could do was make a dinner plate for our husbands afterall.

I took my they/them pronouns off my profiles. I started wondering if I really was bi. Me being bi didn't matter afterall because I'm with a cisgendered man. it wasn't important anymore. What was important was being a good woman, doing the best I could for my husband. I found community. I was happy. The house was on fire but I was high off the fumes. I didn't notice what was happening to me.

I decided I needed a new game to play. Figured it was high time I played Cyberpunk 2077 since I hadn't touched it since 2020. At this point it was early 2022. Something spoke to me in a way. I played as my V and fell in love with the game. I started thinking about how this was something my homemaking friends wouldn't like. My tumblr page was all about homemaking. But something about Cyberpunk made me look around.

I don't know what it was. The anti-corpo message, the beauty of Night City, Johnny Silverhand making me question if I am cis but suddenly, shit didn't add up. Why was I following these people who would hate me if I was married to woman? Why was I in groups who thought it was a woman's duty to be submissive to a man? Jesus fucking Christ what the fuck was I doing? This wasn't me. I didn't want to wear dresses all the time, they give me chub rub. Sure I'm submissive to my husband because its hot and gets me off and he's my Dom but I still have a voice. I started to look around and I figured out, that no one cared that I was a stay-at-home mom. The world wasn't against me. In fact, most people were fine with a woman staying home with her kid. That was all I could think as I drove around Night City: what the fuck was I doing??

I woke up one morning and found Roe V Wade was overturned.

All of these people screamed in victory because yay! Rights for the unborn....right? No. No not right. Then they turned against me. It didn't matter that medically it would be unsafe if I got pregnant. That was my purpose as a vagina owner. To be bred by my husband and not in the sexy role playing way and I should be honored to carry a child no matter how the fetus got into my body. Suddenly the living room I was sitting in, wasn't just on fire but being fueled by the people in it. Splashing gasoline and then calling it water.

One day, I broke. I left almost all of the homemaking groups I was in (the few I'm still in are very inclusive), I redid my tumblr page. I changed my URL to what it is now and made a short post about how I could no longer be part of the homemaking community and that it was time I started being "me" again. I joined the Cyberpunk fandom and started having fun again. I started writing.

I needed a new podcast and started listening to one simply called "Cults". Slowly, things fell into place. At first I kind of laughed at anyone foolish enough to believe that some white dude from Ohio was Jesus. But then I started listening. The ex-cult members spoke about how they were hurting, lonely, scared, angry and looking for community and something to believe in. And then I looked in the mirror. And I understood why they thought some white dude from Ohio was jesus. Because they were hurting the same way I had been and they just wanted to feel accepted, like me.

Now we are here. Its 2023. I've bleached my hair, I'm back to dressing like a Myspace reject because it makes me happy. I re-added my pronouns. And I crawled out of that burning house without making a sound. Well, now I'm screaming about it.

The trad community is a cult. The alt right is a cult. And it damn near sucked me in. Because I was bleeding and hurt and broken. But they never saved me. They just pushed me further into isolation. I'm still working on cleaning out my social profiles due to it. If you ever find an old post of mine that seems way out of it for me, let me know. I'm still cleaning the digital mess.

If you wish to judge me, hate me, unfollow me for this. Then that's okay. I'm ready for any hate I may get from this. But I need to be honest. Because this can happen to anyone. You are not too smart, too pretty or too whatever. Because I thought I was. And I wasn't. I was vulnerable. And someone where between Night City and black lipstick, I found my way out.

I don't know what to close this with other than this, to the Cyberpunk community, thank you.

[empty-pizza]

thoughts on gideon the ninth chapter thirty-one

oh shit we're getting the harrow infodump

not sure why we're doing it in the pool but sure

salt water? uh ok i guess

so harrow figured out protesilaus (i am SO sick of remembering how to spell his name) was prolly dead from day one

someone else DID kill him, or at least as much as you can kill a thing like that, but she doesn't know who

man it does not feel like harrow is revealing she's the killer which is a real bad turn for my theory. oh well. unless she's lying, but her lying at a time like this would be a very bold and difficult thing for an author to pull off.

so harrow thought palamedes or dulcinea were the threats, and going to attack her. trying to save gideon. and thought gideon would trust dulcinea more. this is, admittedly, all making sense. my theory did attempt to explain why harrow would send gideon off with the teens, but this makes sense too.

"If my heart had a dick you would kick it" the quote of all time

lots of great nuances to this chapter, genuinely, like harrow acknowledging the possibility that gideon could have killed her, but my mind is still on the heart dick line

if it's not harrow, then at least harrow is struggling as much as i am to figure out the culprit (i am still coping and thinking it might be harrow though because i wanted to be right)

very thematically meaningful backstory to harrow, really puts the weight on her shoulders into context. and i think silas throwing out accusations at that was really just tossing around various suspicion of why he thinks harrow is evil, not building a specific case in any form.

and gideon? gideon was too fucking cracked to die, even as a baby. bad ass. lmfaooo even harrow's parents were scared of her. this is awesome. top 10 babies i've seen in fiction.

wait harrow fucking SUCCEEDED. she was a cracked enough necromancer to make it through the door and do whatever the fuck she had to do in there? and even her parents didn't get it, and killed themselves out of fear of consequence for the betrayal? shit man this is all coming together.

what clinches it for me that harrow can't be the culprit is that harrow values life. that is now essential to her character in a way i wasn't aware of before. she has to value life, because that backs up her self-loathing at the sacrifice of life that was necessary for her existence. therefore, she can't be the killer. shame. i had a lot of fun putting that theory together.

anyway, back to the infodump — oh shit it wasn't an infodump it was harrow at her absolute emotional lowest and gideon being there for her. wasn't ready for that.

so harrow still sees the locked tomb as something that needs to be protected. why? hmm.

ooh it's a girl in there. spicy. in a cold kind of way, given that she's apparently frozen. and harrow caught feelings. wild. and the exploding shuttle had a perfectly reasonable explanation.

the question (one of many) that remains is, who is the culprit, then? harrow couldn't figure it out. there are only so many possibilities. i don't know what else the clues would be. it's almost possible that this is an experimental story, like many of its inspirations, and goes for something surprising, but hopefully fitting, that subverts the expectation of a human culprit.

good chapter.

[porcelense]

i love the mythic group to death and all but these guys will always take the number one spot in my heart

the whole group (minus one cause i forgot him)

Cleo, a peitite, she/her, 15 years old, your typical popular highschool girl on the surface. She runs a true crime podcast while at home, jumped to join Neil's ghost hunting club at the first chance she got, kinda two-faced (for lack of a better term), puts on an overly kind act often. A complete gremlin most the time.

Neil, a scargo, he/him, 15 years old. Sort of an outcast at school, not exactly being the "quiet kid" but also not having many freinds either. He has a really big interest in the paranormal, more specifically, ghost hunting, started a club thinking no one in the school would join. Has many conspirisce theories about pretty much everything. Very enthusiastic about his "work" (ghosthunting), probably takes it too seriously sometimes.

Will, a fleechwurm, they/them, 17 years old. Very introverted, only ever joined the club beacause Neil begged them to (being his only freind), reluctantly, they did. They get scared easily, but theyre overall just happy to be able to take some more forward steps in the action, instead of being in the background as usual. They work at a gas station on the edge of town.

Pixie, a pixolotl, she/her, 16 years old. Just moved into town around a week before Neil started the club. Her parent suggested that she joined the club given her (rather slight) intrest in the paranormal. Shes generally pretty laid-back, sorta just doing whatever when it comes to explorations. Shes tends to get along with everyone, but wont take anyones crap either, standing up for herself when it seems fit. She dosent really get along with Cleo, who gets on her nerves.

yeah thats it for them really, i really like my ocs i want to talk about all of them all the time but theres just way too many, alot of the story aspects, and characterizitions prolly need to be polished a bit but im tired and i just like sharing my stuff

also if your wondering who i forgot it was a rare po-ek (or however you spell it im dumb) who i havent thought of a name for yet, hes the paranormix crews ghost companion, originally following them around and (accidently) scaring them before inevitebly joining the group to uncover the mysteries of the town.

:3

[darklight-owl]

so it’s mostly actually just lore for their family but,,

new victor lore! he and louanne (twin sister who died in 1905) also had a half brother named jesse from a previous marriage of their father’s. jesse was four or five years older than victor and victor is also really jealous of jesse but he keeps it on the down low. mostly, the jealousy is due to the fact that jesse was always much more well liked by their father and then later on, their peers. victor was also jealous of jesse because jesse was much more athletic and he would win sports competitions left and right at the institution, jesse also had a *chef’s kiss* ability to pull literally anyone (and by anyone i mean anyone bc jesse was a raging bisexual, it’s just that no one knew 😭 so he did actually end up dating a few guys and gals ykyk! i love jesse a lot actually… you can probably tell.)

also new 013 lore!! the new 013 lore is mostly that i just mapped out all the major health conditions she has i think. and almost all of them are genetic which is a :( move for wren. like after she had wren and realized how messed up wren’s health would be, 013 actually felt guilty for procreating so. oh yeah 013 kinda has shitty mental health and she always has, probably just all the shame that she brought upon herself when she lived her life thinking she was some useless defective person yk?? but she wasn’t, she just didn’t know yk?? anyway. oh and i think i told you all about 013’s main interests but wait!!

did i tell you about joey? joey is the 20-lb formerly stray maine coon that 013 found one winter morning. he was lying in their front yard, in the snow, sick and on death’s door. unfortunately, the concept of rabies does not scare 013 so she just… BROUGHT JOEY INSIDE?? and fixed him up. and then she got too attached to him and gave him a name and started setting out food for him…. and then she ended up begging victor to let her adopt joey, which he reluctantly agreed to, so now they have a maine coon. they just have to be careful whenever joey is around wren since joey is sort of aggressive with little kids.

anyway the new wren lore is that wren is still a little sweetie pie actually. she’s so cute i love her. anyway victor still lets her use power tools he just uses more safety precautions. “what could go wrong? i mean, all i’m doing is giving a six-year-old a chainsaw with no safety on!” —victor andrea cirelli, 1927, probably. as for wren’s design, i can just imagine her having dark skin like her father, her mother’s soft-looking facial features, and her mother’s short stature. i imagine her having poofy but straight black hair, poofy like her father’s curly hair but straight like her mother’s hair yk. wren would probably also be sickly af like her mother but i dont think she’d give a shit like “mom what on god’s green earth is haemophilia, i’m gonna live my truth and actually no, i’m as healthy as a horse thanks bye mom i have to leave to go play with daddy’s power tools in the basement”. also i feel like she would be really close with her uncle jesse! they would have a cute relationship for real-! jesse would probably do all the babysitting when victor and 013 need a night to themselves too.

also, i found 013’s real name now! i couldn’t decide on it b4 but now i made her a real name. her real first name is minji (민 지) and her real last name i’m a little conflicted about but i think i’ll settle for loe… MAYBE IDK. all i know is that i love the name minji for her so much!! anyway did i say about her ethnicities at all? idk if i did. anyway.

victor was born in italy, his mother and the majority of her side of the family were born in spain, his father and the majority of his side of the family were born in italy there. there’s also a little bit of influence of french culture that victor and jesse had as well bc mr. morreno, the nice, watari-esque old man who raised them after their parents died was half-italian half-french. did i explain that timeline? prolly not.

so, victor and his family (louanne, jesse, their parents, and victor) lived in this little village in italy right?? so after louanne and their parents died, jesse and victor went to go live with the town shopkeeper mr. morreno bc mr. morreno was the only person that would take them in probably anyway mr. morreno was pretty nice and he cared for them alot during the almost two years that they lived with him. after a while he couldn’t care for them anymore so he sent victor and jesse off to an institution in england for gifted children where they lived for the next few years.

so anyway now that that’s explained, anyway.. as for 013, she was born in korea, her dad and the majority of his side of the family is korean, her mom and the majority of her side of the family is japanese. 013 didn’t know her family though, as she was abandoned when she was a few weeks old.

anyway thats the end, i might add more later tho!! thanks for letting me infodump.

I AM SO SORRY FOR TAKING THIS LONG TO ANSWER i am very sick coff coff 😔

Poor babiess💔 wanna give them a hug fr

I have questions though do they have a RABID DOG??? Wild. They probably shouldn't let him in the house 💀

I read the whole thing they cute :] does Wren ever meet her uncle Jesse?

[kuackity]

Other anon I love ur takes sm omg and you too kauckity! Aaaaa

Now now, imagine karmaland members meeting dsmp members. Luzu would prolly feel the need to take the younger ones of the server (Tommy, tubbo, ranboo, purpled) because HOLY CRAP they have been through a lot and need a good parental figure.

Kamaland members hearing some of the stories the others tell about the dsmp would either have them flabbergasted or outright enraged (specifically at C! Dream) and probably concerned for everyone's mental health. But overall I think it would be pretty wild. K! Quackity would just be pointing at Las Nevadas while bragging to vegetta that his other self made this which would cause them to have a playful back and fourth banter.

Also the fact there's extremely gigantic beings of the dsmp server (foolish who is 23 ft. And Bbh who is a long tall demon) would intimidate the K!members but once they got to know them would be reassured that these tall guys are actually gentle giants.

Im a big fan of crossovers ngl -brainrot anon.

Hello my lovely brainrot anon! I love this back and forth thing we keep doing, is perfect for brainrot so your name is on point. I will start making this a read more cause I need the space to ramble.

Can you believe that Luzu is older than Philza? Irl? Luzu is 36 and Philza 34, all except one of the Karmaland crew are closer to Philza's age than Quackity's. That's a fact you have learned today.

I think in a character aspect, he won't straight up adopt them but he would be there? I think they would find all someone to tail eventually like k!Rubius with c!tommy, maybe c!tommy now will be scared of making pranks to k!Vegetta but once he founds that the most that him would do to k!rubius is calling him "Tontito" (that means dumbass) he will relax, and last season k!Rubius was a priest! So maybe church prime time ?

With c!tubbo thats a tough choice (I am not deep in lore) so maybe k!Vegetta? He is the one who knows more about the mods and how things works on Karmaland and I think he would like to learn. And he will join with the bombs with k!Rubius and k!Tommy thats for sure, maybe k!Vegetta would break the rules a little and let c!tubbo have massive explosives.

I think k!Luzu and c!Ranboo would be good to spend time together cause k!Luzu has this way with people to just vibe so ghostboo can follow him everywhere. And maybe with k!Vegetta they can find a way of reviving him, and maybe then he can meet k!Lolito that last season had memory loss and something like a second personality appear (enderwalking? Similar? Idk) so bonding over loss of your true self and memories, yay!

c!Purpled I am not big either in the lore or watching him as a cc's, so maybe Alexby (a space fan that is so funny) will be good with him since he had an UFO? I am not sure since I don't know properly lol. And k!Alexby was the one who didn't have like a secret indentity like most? So he would like the honesty of this man after all.

The dream situation, hmm, if the karmaland crew go there I think most will be curious about this big jail, but I don't think c!dream will show up in conversation umpromted with the dsmp members; and I don't think the Karmaland people will understand the situation or go hunting c!dream cause k!Vegetta would be like No rash decisions that can alter the world and such, that is mostly my take. They are heroes of course but this is not their world to protect or judge.

And regarding mental health did you know that last season there was a cc that played the rol of a psychologist? I think some people got better with him, so for therapy maybe the karmaland crew give them a call back. ( I miss auron just a tiny bit, chau)

I think k!Quackity and k!Vegetta will indeed get in a silly banter over Las Nevadas, but k!Vegetta will without a doubt talk with c!Foolish over the buildings later.

And about the size difference I forget sometimes about the knowledge of Karmaland 4 forgive me, but they have many events and mostly they fight some bizzarre things and BIG mobs, and I think most that being intimidated they will instantly be on fight mode out of sheer reflexes, look at this thing.

You can't tell me they won't go fight, they are heroes after all. They aren't intimidated easily, their world is far dangerous that dream smp in mobs, and they have to protect it so the have to be strong for whatever missions appear.

Afterwards they will indeed apologize and maybe Vegetta and Bad can bond over not being fans of swears. Vegetta swears a little but mostly he has lame insults like dumbass calling people kids and saying All of you are grown men but still act like chILDREN

[kindafooey]

omfg??? whats the situation w ur neighbour??? i hope ur alright!!

I'm okay, at least for now! Long story short, my Very Unstable alcoholic of a neighbor has gone completely insane and started threatening the lives of other tenants and their pets. He's being evicted and also sued by numerous tenants (not me but I'm a key witness in a couple of incidents that are being taken to court), but the process has been ridiculously slow on both ends. The eviction will finally be realized on June 15th, after which he's allowed a month to pack his shit and leave, and what that month will bring is what everyone's afraid of. My cat will stay with my parents for the duration so he'll be safe at least, and I try to stay away from home for as much as possible. If things get really bad, I can stay with my sister (though she lives 20 kilometers away so commuting will be a challenge, but I'll figure something out if it comes to that), so things should be manageable. But yeah, I'm fairly fucking scared tbh haha. Fortunately I'm not alone in this, and the police is aware of the situation too, but we'll see how it goes. Prolly gonna keep a knife on me at all times for the summer, lol.

[lovelessjane]

One thing I love about Sludge Life is that it's so open to interpretations, especially when it comes to characters. And since this game won't leave my brain I accidentally came up with headcanons for the taggers.

Mosca

-Like I (probably) mentioned before, he's a high school drop-out. It's not that he did bad in school, nah. He just had beef with the system because it kills creativity.

-I know skeletons are Tia's thing, but Mosca definitely wears those edgy skull T-shirts/hoodies on a daily basis. Plus black ripped jeans, as I showed in my headcanon post, no less.

-Very laid back, he's cool with people. No really, he is. I know I made him seem as this cranky teenager in my relationships post, but he's actually chill. He's just got his beefs.

-Kind of wanna make a whole playlist full of songs he'd listen to tbh. He has such a specific taste in my head. I know I only added 4 bands/artists in my hc post but I got more ideas after I posted that. Yeah, he likes loud and edgy music such as Mayhem and Judas Priest, but he also listens to more indie stuff or songs that have a message he relates to (like Red Hot Chili Pepper, Twisted Sister, Sublime occasionally when nobody is looking, Nirvana for sure, maybe The Clash too. I wanna say The Strokes as well but just because I'm biased, not too sure about this one).

-I can't help but feel like I'm making him way too angsty lol. He has a good amount of teenage angst in him and his life is a mess but he's definitely not crying about it on a daily basis. He just kinda rolls with the current lifestyle and envies people who live better.

-Cares a lot about his art. Uzzi probably painted over his tags once as a joke and got the beating of a lifetime. This might be how their whole rivalry started, actually.

-Loves cats! He feeds the nearby ones whenever he can. They eat better than him.

-Don't ask me where his parents are, they prolly fell into the sludge tanks or smth.

-Despite hating Hans, they had more than one wholesome moment where they just...talked like normal people. Mosca sometimes forgets that he's supposed to dislike Hans, so when Ghost gets in trouble or does something so baffling they often discuss the event without any excessive positive mentality stuff or cursing. Just normal teen talk. He could never do this with Uzzi though, those two actually hate each other. But his weird rivalry with Hans isn't as serious as Mosca makes it out to be.

-Probably dressed up as Ghostface once just to scare Ghost. Maybe more than once. Yeah, he totally scares Ghost for fun like any sibling would do.

-I spend WAY too much time trying to pinpoint where every tagger lives. We only know for sure where Ghost and Double Double live (plus Big Mud if he counts bc he also used to tag), but we don't have any confirmation for the others. So I did my research and I'm pretty sure Mosca lives in the shipping container on the apartment building next to the talking cat. Either that or he lives in the small ass janitor room behind Hannibal's apartment. Either way, he lives somewhere near the top of the apartment building bc he obviously likes high places and you can also see his tags there (just how you can see Ghost's and D&D's tags near their homes).

-Silly little hc that I'll probably forget about but you know that girl sunbathing on top of the apartment building? I hc that these two were in some sort of relationship just because she hangs out near Mosca's supposed home lol. They could be together. Or maybe they USED to be together. Or maybe they were never a couple to begin with and Mosca just had a crush on her but was too afraid to confess. Idk, again, no proof for this or relevance to the canon. Just a stupid hc I came up with.

-Likes to be above everyone...Literally lol. He often hangs out on high places because nobody can reach him there. Except for Ghost, of course, but he's a special case. Mosca is a fly and Ghost is a frog/slime creature (at least in my headcanon), so they can both stick to things, which is very useful when it comes to climbing. Ghost is the better climber though, but just because he has no sense of danger.

Uzzi

-I see him as the "seems tough, cries when watching Titanic" type of guy. Like yeah, he's genuinely batshit crazy but he's also sensitive. He's also very empathetic but doesn't realize that, if I'm making any sense. If someone close to him gets upset he ALSO gets upset and doesn't understand why. He's very out of touch with his emotions.

-He BITES. He chomps on objects to blow off steam and bites people when provoked. Probably barks at dogs too.

-All of his clothes are ripped. Not for the sake of fashion though, he just fights whatever moves and does stunts worth of a Redbull sponsor.

-Considers Ghost to be his closest friend and sometimes vents to him. Very rarely though. He doesn't even know what venting is and says he's only "complaining" after revealing his deepest insecurities and fears.

-He probably knows about the bomb but wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole. Yeah, he's crazy but not "I'm going to blow up this fucking island AND myself" type of crazy. That's Ghost's job. Plus, he just found a secret GLUG weapon and he knows those guys could easily throw his ass in jail if they found out he's been there so yk.

-Doesn't smoke and ridicules people who do. Reason? GLUG. Yeah, since Ciggy Cigs are owned by them...And also, he hates the smell.

-Also an orphan/runaway, just like Ghost. But nobody took him in so he learned how to survive on his own and now he's feral. Ik I mentioned this before but yeah.