#Reference Department

[leche-flandom]

I've started a job search & had to go through my Professional Stuff folder. I should put "takes IMMACULATE notes during meetings" under skills.

Here are snippets from my first and last time as note taker for our library's ref department meeting.

For context, E is our boss who Has Had Enough. Green M was my work mom and H was a young guy who had worked for the library for too damn long and lost all his filters.

I don't miss the drama with the study rooms, which many patrons tried to treat like private hotel rooms.

Working ref desk meant we were in charge of the public computers, which tended to attract patrons who liked to act a fool in the library. We'd all been yelled at, threatened, harrassed, etc in this department, and were pretty used to this guy, who somehow always started shit when he wanted to read a newspaper.

Here we were talking about who would cover our stations during the holiday party. It would've been great if our deputy director, who is a hard ass and loved to fire people, could've taken our spot, especially since she thought all of our complaints about working the ref desk were dramatic.

M-black, a tired grandma librarian with archaic (?) expressions, spent the rest of the meeting talking about this patron and that patron "nutting up." I had to write all this down with a straight face while my friends, H and D, were staring at me like 👀.

I captured everything perfectly, and yet this is what my boss sent me when she received my report:

Rude.

[themuppetarchives]

Dear archivist (also I see a tma reference when I see one) I was wondering if you had a account of the astral plane war between strange aeons and the Muppet joker lore

Thank you

Cencearly cryptid

Hello Cryptid, thank you for your question. The Muppet Archives uses the Harvard Referencing Style as standard when citing any external sources on our records or responses to reference requests. Should you have more questions about how to properly reference The Muppet Archives in your own work, please contact a member of library staff for research assistance.

RE: Astral Battle Against Strange-Aeons [REFERENCE DEPARTMENT REQUEST]

Please see CID:0169 [ASTRAL BATTLE]. You may also be interested in the cross referenced cases including CID:6057[SOUL VIRUS], SUBJECT:69 (for insight into the aftermath of the battle), and SUBJECT:STRANGE/XREFERENCE:SUBJECT:STRANGE.

Also, I highly recommend taking a look at @articphrog's fantastic artistic interpretation of the astral event. Hopefully that provides the information you need.

Do Keep Watching 👁

[vtkuu]

absolutely love how early on in the Oregon Parks promo campaign everyone was under the tweets being like "alex what is this" "alex we know it's you" "what are you plotting alex" and now everyone is screaming and crying in the replies for Park Ranger Gus Burnside and asking if he's okay

he got the fandom invested in his twitter roleplay character in the span of ~a week. i'm afraid there's nobody doing it like him— anyone who thinks they can pull off a Gravity Falls revival hoax/troll/etc should quit while they're ahead, truly

[mysoftlouis]

ttpd really is the anti-reputation

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linking a lil post with some parallels between reputation & the tortured poets department

[rileyclaw]

shopping in the human realm

[shaylogic]

S1E6 The Case of the Creeping Forest

We got canon height/weight/build/complexion/nationality/etc stats!

Also a list of coordinates, outfits (Edwin's constant waistcoats cracked me up), "known by"?

"Slight" and "Medium Slight" = Twinks confirmed?

[fae-morrigan]

so if it wasn't obvious before that what jay experienced under both bendix & waller were US-sponsored genocides, it is now EXPLICITLY text.

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

Marriage and children on TTPD:

My husband is cheating, I want to kill him / Your wife waters flowers, I want to kill her / At dinner you take my ring off my middle finger and put it on the one people put wedding rings on and that’s the closest I’ve come to my heart exploding / You swore that you loved me, but where were the clues? I died on the altar waiting for the proof / I’m having his baby— no I’m not, but you should see your faces / No, you can’t come to the wedding / Ain't no way I'm gonna screw up now that I know what's at stake, here at the park where we used to sit on children's swings wearing imaginary rings / My friends all smell like weed or little babies / Your cheating husband disappeared, well no one asks any questions here / You and I go from one kiss to getting married / You shit-talked me under the table, talking rings and talking cradles, I wish I could un-recall how we almost had it all / Whether I'm gonna be your wife or gonna smash up your bike, I haven't decided yet but I'm gonna get you back / So if I sell my apartment and you have some kids with an internet starlet, will that make your memory fade from this scarlet maroon like it never happened? / Didn't you hear? They called it all off / Are you gonna marry, kiss, or kill me? It's just a game, but really I'm betting on all three for us two / Way to go tiger, higher and higher, wilder and lighter for you / He said that if the sex was half as good as the conversation was soon they'd be pushing strollers, but soon it was over

[stillgotscars]

i feel so high school every time i look at you, but “look at you, i love you”

[onegiantmeep]

now wait a damn minute..

[yardsards]

i needed to express a sentiment in the creative stylings of @dunmeshiminimumwage

[majosullivan]

Not sure which option I prefer

Duke having an overall negative relationship with his father and/or family members and the maze trio coming together to bond over and joke about their respective family issues

Or

Duke having an overall positive or at least neutral relationship with his father and/or family members, with Lenore and Pluto bonding over their respective shitty relationships with their fathers and joking about them in that way you only really can with friends that have similar trauma to you, with Duke silently listening to them in horror thinking ‘Mon dieu, we’re going to get you two some fucking THERAPY’

[persona-2-daily-reminder]

Daily reminder that Katsuya was willingly to shoot a demon with his gun before he awakened his persona. And before you do a 'well his a police officer.' Remember that japanese are so restrictive with gun laws that most officer don't actually have those.

[geesecanon]

Evidence in the Epistolary (Chapter 2)

read on ao3 Rating: Teen & Up Type: Multi-chapter Chapter: Evidentially Yours (2/10) Tags: Ford Pines/Reader; Strangers to Penpals; Strangers to Disgruntled Peers; Strangers to Vague Respect to Oh-No-They're-Hot; Gender Neutral Reader; No pronouns used (as any accurate descriptor); Inaccurate Technology for Sake of Plot; Additional Tags to be Added; Lab Mishaps; Mistaken Identity (Kind of); Miscommunication Summary: "The last thing you had expected out of Gravity Falls is the sheer number of animal shrubbery."

[al-luviec]

Morro design + a ton of notes.

[shaylogic]

Gotta a better pic on my computer of Charles' file folder in S1E3 and

"If this lost soul has not previously been reincarnated prior to two years [of] today's date, please check "No".

SO

There's reincarnation in this universe! And is this implying that if you aren't reincarnated within two years of dying, that you will no longer be able to reincarnate?