#Regret.

[payaso-gomi]

Trying my best

[sammyloomis]

me going in to work for the shift i specifically asked for

[mortalheartache]

Do you think if you snapped a Jedi’s dick it’d glow like a glowstick. Would the color match their saber. If you end up on the dark side and bleed your kyber crystal does your dick glow red. this is so important to me

I had a quarter of a glass of wine but I’m gonna put the blame on it anyways because I refuse to take responsibility for that question. I am dead sober but pretend the wine did this please thanks I need to save my dignity

[stalkerofstuff]

It’s 5am.

I have not slept.

I’m so tired.

I need to get up in a hour.

[catalise-comenta]

HOLY FUCK THIS WAS SO AWESOME???? I'LL NEED TO WATCH IT AGAIN AFTER THE STREAM FOR SURE

[salsflore]

ate day old mango and now my stomach hurts im not making it

[death2you]

bought fight club from a bookstore in portland

[museenkuss]

Decided to chug an Alpro almond coffee after not drinking coffee for at least half a year. I’ve had green tea fairly regularly a few weeks back but not caffeine in that sense. I have to admit I’m a little. Worried.

[sparksofsomething]

Last year around this time I got really into adoptables and bought a ton of them and I have not even looked at them since then

[keiachi-chan]

WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

having a very Canon-Supernatural-Whump-Scenario-Where-Character-Loses-Control-Of-Their-Powers-coded kind of night

its giving Trials Arc. its giving Godstiel.

its giving I REALLY FUCKED UP THAT ESSAY OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK

*Academic Anxiety intensifies*

[gentlerainmorninghush]

neices woke us up before dawn 😩 im never having kids

[defness]

🪦One Foot In The Grave🪦

[zaragovica]

ah yes my favourite divorced half-foot dad

[the-shifting-long]

@ anybody who's started getting interested in slay the princess after watching Markiplier play it: trust me. trust me on this. stop watching his playthrough. don't even think about his playthrough. ideally wait for the pristine cut to be released (completely free expansion to the game.) but if you're impatient it's complete as-is. go play it yourself. as blind as possible. trust me. TRUST ME. the game is SO MUCH BETTER when you're the one behind the wheel, making all the choices, and you don't know what will happen when you make them.

it's a very, very, very good game, if you can't afford it the devs are perfectly fine with piracy, there are two of them, they have plenty of the money they need to support their future projects, you can always buy the game later or official slay the princess merch to support them financially, i'm telling you this for your own good, trust me, you want to play it yourself and you want to avoid Markiplier's playthroughs until you do.

[mag200]

astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.