#Retail Competency Assessment

[darkdevasofdestruction]

Chapter 4 - Magic Flower

The little, ugly devil remembers the day when he defended his benefactor and he ended up in jail, beaten and abused as he got interrogated, only to be rescued by some man calling himself a warlock. He was brought to this magic school to learn how to control his powers, and he smiled, thinking of his beloved angel. Was he making progress, catching up to her wonderous presence? Will he be able to impress her with his powers, the same as she always did for him? Oh, how he misses her so dearly.

To this day, he recalls the assessment test he took, to be assigned a level of competence, after a single month of studying. First, was Scrying, the ability of seeing things in a reflective surface - Messages, visions, prophecies. He was told to divine where a book was hidden, but he could see even the title and its author, and even the edition! He looked deep into the mirror, and his hand reached inside it, going as far as to fetch the book itself. All but one of the teachers was impressed. Next was Salire per spatium, or teleportation, and he remembered his sweet angel playing tag with him and appearing and disappearing here and there at will, her lovely giggles echoing from every corners and behind every tree. The teacher, as 'motivation', threw a book and a knife at him - And he simply played around, teleporting casually on the ceiling, where he called out to them.

The last test was Stricidium - He had to make it snow inside the room by turning the water molecules in the environment, frozen.  He made it snow to gently, like pure and beautiful Spring snow where the lambs play - He remembered his dear fairy, making flower petals fall around him and dance in the breeze, all to make him happy. But he was different. He turned the snow into a blizzard, and the warmth of the room turned into the freezing Siberian cold, to the point that the teachers couldn't breath. He had no idea how strong his powers were, and they took over, to the point of getting a nosebleed.

He was the most powerful warlock that ever lived. When the Witch council came over, as the warlocks wanted him to become their Alpha, he was denied - But he perfectly sketched the name of the hotel where the Supreme's greatest failure took place. The Voodoo witch, Queenie, who was trapped with James Patrick March in Hotel Cortez, was now able to freely walk the earth once more, to her leisure. He did the impossible, and he was going to do it again, twice more. 

First, he was going to save Madison Montgomery from hell - Her hell, being a retail employer for eternity, what a shame. He didn't care for her, but he had to prove his worth to the Supreme Witch Bitch who dared deny him even a chance. She flirted so shamelessly with him that he almost felt like puking - She even dared touch him. He should have skinned her alive. Only his Princess was allowed to touch him. 

Last, but not least, he entered the personal hell of his most beloved angel, his sweet, sweet girl, trapped in a shed and forced to watch animals being tortured to death, times and times again, on repeat, over and over - Their squeals and shrieks and cries will forever be embedded into her brain, forever to torment her every moment awake or sleeping. His heart broke, watching her groveling to the ground, screaming loud, and raw, hoping that her own sounds would drown out the torturous wails of the poor souls.

With a flick of his hand, the sounds stopped, save for the sobs coming from the girl. He stepped in front of her and knelt to the ground, though he was afraid of touching her. "My sweet angel, your torment is over. You are free to leave this awful place." she seemed to not have heard him. "My love. My love, look at me. I'm here. Your darling devil is here to rescue you." he placed his hand on top of her head - Her hair was as velvety soft as always, he noticed. "Look at me, honey." his other hand reached through the scarlet curtain to touch her face, tilting her head upwards to see him. "It is me. Can you see me? " "... You're not real." her voice was broken and he needed to strain his ears to hear her. "You can't be. He can't be in this awful place, he should be happy at home, away from this God Forsaken place!" she stumbled pitifully over her words. "It is my, my darling. I'm here to get you out of here." once the girl peered into his eyes, he realised that she knew it was him. She knew.  "D-Devil...?" she was breathless, she felt like death was finally taking over her, claiming her forever. "No way..." she tackled him to the ground, crying in his chest so desperately, yet so relieved and happy. "I missed you so much, my sweet devil! I can't believe I have the luck of seeing you one more time before death claims my very soul." "I wouldn't let death claim you, my love. We're leaving." and instead of being trapped by that bloody shed anymore, they were sitting on soft green grass, surrounded by a myriad of flowers of every flower and kind. Her eyes went wide with wonder, and she looked around, like a blind woman gaining her sight for the first time in the world. She rolled to the ground, feeling the blades, before turning on her back and watching the cloudless sky. She was laughing and crying, like a mad woman runaway from the mental hospital. "The sky - It is the same colour of yours eyes." she said, creating even more flowers all around the whole field. "I never thought I would see you again." after she's regained a little of her strength, she dragged herself back to him and pulled him into a deep kiss, grabbing his hands and squeezing them so tightly. "You're my saviour. My guardian. My King." she made a beautiful flower crown made of glowing baby blue flowers, and she put it on his head. "I owe you my life, sweet Devil." "You owe me nothing, my beloved angel. There is no life without you in it. I will protect you even when the end of the world comes and takes us all." he caressed her face dearly, looking into her eyes as though she was the whole universe - And she was. With the way she was embracing and leaning her weight over him, he found himself toppled to the ground, with her over him. The beautiful ribbons of scarlet locks were hanging over him, tickling at his face and making him giggle like a little  boy kissed by his crush. Even so, he couldn't ignore the sudden and unfamiliar heat that engulfed his body from the proximity he felt with her, her bosom glued to his own chest, her thigh perfectly placed over his nether regions, as though she knew how she was teasing him, and her delicate hands placed over his own, fingers intertwined. He could feel his cheeks redden, and his lungs were suffocated. He had no clue what this foreign emotion was, but he loved the feeling of it. He wanted more. He wanted to explore more and find more. With her in his arms, and a bed of flowers, none more beautiful than her

He remembers now too, the beautiful black dress that she wore when he confronted Cordelia, along with the other two that he saved - She looked absolutely stunning, with the way the dress hugged her silhouette and all the gracious curves of her body - Though, to this day, he still believes that white suits her best, a pure and innocent power, for an angel such as her, but witches want their own to wear only black, though they claim to draw their powers from the light. No matter, he can see her wearing any colour of the rainbow, on any other day, and when he becomes the next Supreme, the Alpha, he will do as he pleases without anyone hindering him.

When the two other witches went to embrace their Supreme, he didn't let go of his own angel. He didn't care whether the warlock teachers thought of him fraternising with the enemy witch-kind. Why should he care, when he was above all, not only in magical skill and talent, but everything else too. And thus, he was acknowledged by the Supreme Bitch, and on the night of the Blood Moon, he was to take the Seven Wonders test. No man has ever taken such a test, and should he succeed, he shall become the next Supreme, and in turn, radically change the course of the world and its flow.

The warlocks were incapable and weak, they were pathetic. To think mankind would relay on him, for they were too stupid to do anything for themselves. Still, he couldn't deny, not all witches were all that great either - His angel told him of the new comer, and her special power. She was a gluten and calorie detector - How could that even be considered a power? How pathetic - Was the Coven so desperate, that they would accept anything? Ridiculous.

His congratulation ceremony was so amusing, even more so when he gave off a little scare to that one teacher who so rightfully suspected him of being the man of Cordelia's prophecy, the white-faced demon. How hilarious, he thought, though he was mildly impressed that he was suspected to begin with. No matter, his dear Miss Mead was all but ready to get rid of any kind of evidence. That night, he snuck out of the school to embrace his benefactor - More, she was able to convince one of the teachers to aid his cause, though he was unaware of his... Lineage. It was pathetic, to think all his ambitions revolved around his wish to step out of a woman's shadow. He was a pathetic weakling who needed to cling onto another with a higher power to be brought up - But the Devil couldn't care less about this battle of sexes, it mattered little to him. It was a woman who took care of him and protected him for so long, and it was a woman, an angel, a witch no less, who loved him genuinely, so selflessly, and did everything in her power to make him happy. How could he wish the demise and oppression of all women, when it was women who saved and cared for him?

No. The Devil didn't care for such superficial, petty ambitions, borne of inferiority, weakness, jealousy and lack of any kind of self-esteem. He was going to bring forth the end of the world, and he didn't differentiate between woman or man, elderly or youth - He was going to bring the demise of humankind.

Guided by ancient tradition, witches survive only if united under a strong, singular authority. Every generation needs its leader, The Supreme. No simple test could EVER determine the sovereign among us, thus, we rely upon seven. The 'Seven Wonders' - Seven acts of magic, so advanced, each pushes the boundaries of craft into art. 

The little Devil was brought to a barn - The first Wonder he performed, with ease and lightness, was Telekinesis - And he called into his hand, a riding crop. The three warlocks loudly cheered and applauded for him, whilst the four witches looked desolated by his success. The sweet Angel was looking at him with pride and tenderness. Control of the mind, also known as Concilium, made his sweet Angel dance for him, a pretty dance, with the long skirt flowing around her ankles and shins so gracefully - She was truly a work of art, and though he smiled sweetly at her, he wished he could dance with her now. Next came Transmutation, and the little Devil was hidden behind a long stack of hay, stifling a boyish giggle, looking at his amused Angel. Once he felt a tap on his shoulder, he teleported behind one of the witches, and tapped her back. The Supreme looked at her right hand, and already fear tainted her heart. Divination was performed so facile, as the witches hid a pendant. The eldest witch threw some stones to the ground, and the Devil crouched down to look upon them. He smiled, and got up, quickly burying his hand inside a hay stack and walking behind his sweet Angel. With his hand extended in front of her face, he released the pendant, dangling by the chain, and he put it around her neck. She giggled at him so cutely, that he couldn't help himself and kissed her cheek. Pyrokinesis was, by far, his favourite wonder to perform, for he loved both fire and blood, though his darling Angel never could stand seeing him cut his palm and draw his own blood. It took a single drop of his magical blood to make the candle fire into a complete hazard. The Angel rushed to grab at his hand, and kissed his wound, healing it as if it never was.

Vitalum Vitalis, the balancing of scales between one life force and another - That one, he knew best, was his Angel's favourite test, for in his palm he cradled a small dead mouse, only for it later so step around his hands, curious and wishing to explore. Whilst the Supreme and her right hand shared concerned looks, the ugly Devil and the beautiful Angel played around with the adorable little critter that nuzzled into her cheeks, as though it was kissing her.

And thus, they arrived at the final test, a perilous descent into the nether worlds of after life, Descensum, the most dreadful of the wonders, and the one that brought the greatest torment imaginable to his beloved Angel. He already went twice in hell to rescue the two witches, what was another more? After all, it was a trip home, nothing that could bother him. He felt best. Though he wasn't asked to perform, but to outright conquer it. To retrieve the Supreme's dear friend, Misty Day, the same he did with her other two students.  Funny enough, one of the warlocks protested, saying those who failed Descensum were gone forever, property of the underworld - But were the witch and angel returned not proof enough of his ability to conquer everything that stood in his way to glory? Whilst the Supreme and the Grand Chancellor of the Warlocks were arguing, the Devil went to stop this silly charade. He laid his head down on his beautiful Angel's lap, who looked down at him with such worry that she was battling tears falling in cascades. He smiled at her, reassuringly, and held her hand, as he recited the incantation.

Deduce me in tenebris vita ad extremum, ut salutaret inferi. Deduce me in tenebris vita ad extremum, ut salutaret inferi. Descensum.

He felt himself descending into the ground, dematerialising, shadows and dark smoke engulfing his very being and his vision - His gaze, glued to the gorgeous, sparkling emeralds of her eyes, until he allowed himself to lose himself in the hazy feeling of vertigo. He found himself walking casually down the black corridors of hell, the heels of his shoes clicking with every step, until he found the exact door of Misty Day's torment. It was a biology laboratory, filled with live frogs, ready to be dissected. The teacher was forcing her hand to scalpel the live frog brutally, only for her to bring it back to life, and the cycle repeats endlessly. Her shrieks of agony went on and on, reminding the Devil of his sweet Angel and her own anguish. 

The Devil made Misty Day watch as he dissected the teacher, the same as he did with the frog, eviscerating him. He took a deep breath as he was brought back to reality, and he felt strong, slender arms brought him into a tight embrace, and he felt a myriad of kisses and sweet words whispered into his ear, as the other witches and warlocks gathered around them. Everyone thought that he had been defeated, that hell was able to reject its conquest - Only for a grey smoke to materialise in the shape of a woman, and Misty Day breathed into the human world once more. The Supreme fell to her knees, her hands on the witch's face, calling out her name again and again, whilst the Angel helped the Devil stand up to his feet, though she looked territorial, holding him in her arms, not allowing the warlocks to step in between them, nor tear them apart. He loved how clingy she was.

He felt weak, and he leaned his weight on her, but she didn't mind. She watched as the Supreme cradled her friend's face and cried. It almost reminded him of his sweet reunion with his beloved Angel. She was in complete disbelief that she was able to escape that awful suffering. Back from perdition, she was truly back, and safe.

With the Supreme bleeding from her nose, and a short amount of quarreling, she declared the Devil as the Supreme Leader, before falling faint. He grinned, smug, victorious, as his Angel threw her arms around his neck and brought him into a passionate kiss. She didn't care about the witches or warlocks, nor of anything else - She only cared about him and her own self, and their own happiness.

But Cordelia knew there was something dark and dangerous about him, and Misty Day sniffed the perfume of death - He brought all the witches back to her, and her army was armed and ready to fight him. Misty was too weak to fight however, and she was told to rest and heal - And as a reward for surviving and living, Cordelia brought Stevie Nicks, her favourite person alive, to sing for her - The great witch herself, as one of the warlocks played the piano to accompany her. The Devil and the Angel looked down, from the balcony, and they danced together to the melody sung. Though her voice was nowhere as lovely as the Angel's, it was fine enough to swing together, and sway, their hearts beating together as one, their souls bound to one another.

That was not the beginning of their story however, and Katrina knew it. She asked him to remind her of the time spent together as children, before she was sent away to become a proper witch. Back then, when fate brought them together, when the Angel and the Devil first embraced one another, and Hell and Heaven became one single realm.

Born in the Murder House, to dead father and a mother destined to die in childbirth - A family dead before he was born into a House of a thousand corpses and spirits, a jail for the dead and the tormented souls that shalt never escape - He was a child unwanted, born out of wedlock, to a mother unwilling and a father unknown to her, wearing a leather suit that veiled him whole. It was the dead nurses and doctors that helped with the delivery, and it was then that the mother's husband had to see her fade away into nothingness.

When his mother died, pushing him out into the world, another, a foster mother, gladly assumed the burden of raising him - Her, a childless mother, for she had to bury all of her own, four times over. Why would she assume such a burden? Perhaps because she felt responsibility over the orphan child who also happened to be her own grandson. There were plenty of mistakes, raising her son Tate, the handsome young man who thought it appropriate to spread his seed and impregnate his lover's own mother, though Constance now knew better, and the little Devil was going to be her sweet, sweet bundle of love. He was going to be different.

Michael Langdon was such a perfect little angel of light. She thought that he would be her own chance at redemption, to prove that she was worthy of her title of mother. She was born to be a mother, and to raise a great young man was the most admirable and selfless act a woman could aspire to. He was her destiny, her beautiful child, with such a cheerful disposition... Even when he was committing unspeakable acts... Trivial at first, of course, some dead flies in the crib with their wings shorn off, and small rodents as he got older. Just like Bundy and Dahmer, and many others who started with small animals, only to graduate, and their perversions escalate to grander things. If only his darling Angel had known him during his infancy days, she would be terrified of him and his cruelty towards inoffensive animals - But that was only as a child, of course, it wasn't as though he was doing it on purpose! He'd much rather dismember humans, than bring harm to those sweet animals that his beloved is so fond of.

He called them a present for his mother, the same way a cat gifts its dead prey to their owner, and O, his love did flow, and enjoyable as it was to have a child so committed to expressing his love for his mother... She did try to encourage him to find another avenue of expression... Still, nothing she said was capable of making him cease his deranged acts. Each time, she would dutifully bury one of those gifts, along with a little piece of her soul, and planted a bush of roses over them. She did try to find a silver lining and make lemonade out of the lemons she was handed - And thus, her garden flourished with beautiful flowers. From death springs life eternal.

It was the little angel of light, turned ugly devil of darkness, that made her realise, the reason for her existing in this world was to raise the monsters. 

She never thought she would tire of the smell of roses, nor did she ever think she would get used to seeing skinned and eviscerated critters hanging by their neck, all over the house. Roses had always been her favourite flowers... Alas, not anymore, and they soon made her only retch.   And then, the little devil became stronger, when he killed his baby-sitter... He couldn't have been older than two or three years old at most, and he was swinging in his small rocking chair, white and painted crimson with the young lady's blood. She was able to convince the authorities that she had taken her own life by slitting her throat - After all, how could a child of three, so giggly and happy, be capable of such a heinous sin?

But this little devil somehow aged a whole decade overnight - How, she would never be able to tell, after all, it was as nonsensical as everything surrounding this devil spawn. That was possibly the most outlandish thing, far outside the natural realm. He almost felt as though he was in a hurry to get somewhere, age-wise. And it was that night that she found him over her, strangling her to death. His beautiful blue eyes were glaring at her murderously... Only to immediately turn to realisation of his deeds, and he started crying pitifully. She was so terrified, but so was he. His own mind and body were acting in discordance. When you look at men of significance, such as artists or world leaders, or inventors - They all had their particular peccadilloes on their road to the top, haven't they? But growing ten years overnight... That called for sacred intervention.

From that night forwards, Constance Langdon's relationship with her beautiful grandson deteriorated, and the little devil knew that. He was desperately seeking some kind of redemption, some honeyed ailment to sooth his woes, and wipe his tears the way his caretaker refused to anymore. He ran into the forest to weep his heart away. He looked pathetic, wearing only a dirty Tshirt and a pair of shorts, and sitting by the foot of a large wisteria tree, looking like a hot mess. Even his beautiful golden locks were tangled and ugly, just like him. An ugly little demon castaway.

"What do we have here? A little weeping devil?" a delicate voice called out, as soft footsteps crunching over the fallen leaves alerted him of a girl's presence, though he daren't raise his head and look at her. He was far too ashamed of the way he looked, and of what his heart felt. "Why is it that you're weeping so, little devil?" she asked, but his sobs were the only reply. The girl looked around, analysing the decay. Everything surrounding the young man was dying and wilting gradually, as if proportional with the misery of his own heart. "Poor little devil and his poor broken heart. Will you allow me to mend it for you?" the little devil felt her kneeling in front of him, her hands so gentle over his own. He wanted to jump and spring away, he wanted to push her away from him, he wanted to be left alone - But somehow, the tenderness of her voice, and her warm touch, made him melt. He shily looked at her, his eyes pink and puffy from all the crying. "C-Can you really... Do that?" she was so beautiful, his heart stop. A gorgeous smile on her face, and her green eyes were sparkling with kindness. She was wearing a pretty, white summer dress, and her scarlet hair fell over her shoulders and chest in cascades of soft velvet. She looked innocent, and her soul was bright and benevolent. She was glowing with purity and innocence. She was an angel. How could he stay around her, when he was nothing but an ugly devil? He wasn't worthy of her - He was beneath her in every way. Worthless, useless, a killer, with a malevolent heart and soul, incapable of controlling his inner power and strength, and especially his dreadful emotions. "I can try." her smile widened, and she helped him stand up. She was so small compared to him... So precious... He wanted to protect her and that beautiful smile of hers, and yet, it seemed as though it was her trying to protect him and his heart. "Let's see... Hmm... You've made quite the mess, haven't you? You must be really upset." he hung his head in shame, only to feel her hand on his face, raising it back. His eyes were wide with shock and he could only stare at the way she twirled so cutesy, and all around her, the once ashened nature was brought back to life, a vibrant green, with so many strong colours. "How... How did you do that...?! Everything was dead! Everything was -- Everything was wilted!" her sweet giggle made his head spin.

"Well, if you must know, I suppose I can tell you. Ah, but of course, this must be our little secret, alright?" he nodded vigorously. "You're so lovely." his eyes widened so much, and his cheeks were as red as her hair. It only seemed to amuse her more, as she stepped in front of him and held his hands in her own, approaching his palms together. "You've got the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen, little devil." she told him. "Even the skies are jealous on them." his bottom lip was quivering, feeling himself ready to cry once again. In his hands, a flower bloomed, light blue, and glowing. It was the most beautiful flower he's ever seen in his... Rather short life. "A beautiful flower for a beautiful man." she said, placing the flower behind his ear. "It suits you. Highlights your eyes." "Are you an angel?!" he found himself blurting out. "An angel?" she mused. "No, I don't think so. Rather, I am a witch." she grinned. "I can do many things already... But I never show my friends. They'd freak out." "But your magic is so... Beautiful... And innocent. Why would they freak out?" the boy frowned. "People fear what they don't understand." she explained. "But you're special. I can sense it - You have magical blood too." she said, placing her hand over his heart, feeling the anxiously rapid beating. "Aww, forgive me, have I made you nervous?" "Will you be my friend?" he asked, desperately. "I can be anything you want me to be." she smiled at the beautiful young man who looked at her with confusion. "You don't know what I mean, do you?" he shook his head. "I can show you. I can take your pain away. If you want me to." "Yes." he exhaled breathlessly. "Yes, I do. Please, show me." he eagerly asked her, earning another sweet smile from her. "Close your eyes." he did as instructed. "And now... Lose yourself in the feeling." he felt a pressure over his lips. He couldn't comprehend the complexity of her charm, but his body acted all on his own. One of his arms was wrapped around her body, pulling her closer, whilst the other was buried in her hair, holding her dearly. His lips were moving all on their own, to the rhythm dictated by her own soft, sweet ones. She tasted like caramel. He loved caramel. He wanted to kiss her every day and every night, without stop. Even when his lungs were failing from the lack of air, he still didn't want to let go of the pleasure he felt, and the sensation of his head going hazy and getting transported into another universe, safe and sound. "Did I succeed?" she whispered against his lips. "Can we do that again?" she let out an amused exhale. "Any time you wish." and she kissed him again.

From then one, every day without fail, they would meet by the purple tree, and he would lay his head on her lap, letting her play with his soft locks of hair whilst she read him whatever story she was feeling like at the time - Or sometimes, she would sing for him, or simply, they would chat about whatever things they felt like. He felt safe in her presence. He felt... Good, as though there was no more evil attempting to take over his body and mind anymore. He wanted nothing more but to succumb to her ocean of love and let fate guide them on.

He told her of the day his grandma abandoned him, killing herself in the Murder House, never wanting to see him again, and she kissed him, making it fall with pink flower petals over him, and dancing with him, as the petals in the breeze. He told her how he found her, how he wept her, how he embraced her... Only for a man to tell her that she became a spirit, but didn't want him to see her. The man wanted to counsel him, help him, and he agreed. He became the father he never had. He was brilliant, and his mind was always at least five steps ahead of the average man. Everything in that house was dead... With the exception of him - The only light that came out of all that mess. He solved a rubik's cube in a matter of seconds, and beat his ghost father at chess and checkers, they'd play catch with a baseball glove...

And then, he told her of the time he met his real father, another ghost that looked perfectly his age, blond hair like his own, and dark eyes. He was so hostile and aggressive with him. He denied him, saying he was fucked up. He cried, and cried in her embrace, and he felt himself turning to the dark side, all because of this rejection. The man who tried to save him was losing him... And the house got sold. The two women didn't even have the time to settle in. They stepped just a few feet, and he, dressed in the leather suit of his own father, stabbed them to death. Their ghosts rose up, looking confused, but in his rage, he burnt them. Burnt their souls, turning them to ashes, denying them any rest... And he fell to his knees. The man who tried to save him realised he could never be saved, and the little Devil wept again.

Everyone he ever loved, everyone he thought loved him, every bit of connection he had with any living being - They all left him. All, but one - His sweet, beloved little angel, who made him feel the snow on his face for the first time, and showed him the beauty of a smile, and the tenderness of love. He destroyed everything he touched, but with her, he was capable of gentleness and vulnerability. It felt... Right. It felt natural.

'Then I saw a beast with ten horns and seven heads rising out of the sea and all who dwell on the Earth will worship Him.' he made a murder of crows encircle the house every day... And then they came, the worshippers of Satan. 'And the son became black as sackcloth with hair, and the whole moon became as blood, and the stars fell from the Heaven to the Earth, for the great day of wrath is come.' the worshippers bowed to a drowsy little devil, who was sleeping in a scorching hot room.

And then the Black Mass happened... These worshippers drugged and kidnapped an innocent girl, garbing her in a white dress and laying her on a sacrificial table. The little Devil stared at her, his heart aching - His mind imagined not the blonde girl, but his sweet angel, with the red hair draped all over the table, and her green eyes wet with tears, looking confused all around, like an innocent lamb. He heard 'HAIL SATAN' being shouted, and a dagger was brought down on the girl's chest with such force, that he jumped in fright. The girl was shrieking with such agony as the Black Pope shoved his hand inside the wound, ripping her heart out. But his vision cleared, and his fright wiped away. That wasn't his beloved angel, just some girl. He took the heart in his own hand, and bit into it as though it was a ripe, sweet apple. 'Ave Satanas' he heard, and from his shadow formed a demonic silhouette. "Father. I'm with you now." he felt the darkest presence embracing him.

The next day, he went to his sweet Angel to tell her the good news - Finally, someone was accepting him for who he was, and they were believing in him. He found a new family... For once, it wasn't him crying anymore, but her. Why was his most beloved person in the world crying? Who did he have to burn alive and torture for eternity? "My Devil... My dear little Devil... They are taking me away. They're taking me away!" she wept into his arms. "They say I need to learn how to control my powers, and they're taking me to New Orleans, to learn from a Coven of Witches." she said. His grip on her tightened, and he, too, teared up. "But... But I haven't learnt how to make a flower for you... Or... Or... How to make it rain petals on you... Or make it snow for you! You can't go yet, I... What-- What will I do without you?" he asked in disbelief, unable to breathe properly anymore. "I don't know... I don't know... I don't know..." she cried and cried.  "I will miss you... I can't live without you! My sweet Angel, what will I do without you? How will we ever meet again?" he asked, more afraid now than he's ever been. "We can... Text each other? Or send mail? I don't ever want to lose you from my life." the way she looked up at him, so sincerely, so dearly... The Devil kissed his dear Angel goodbye. "And we will speak every day - No, every hour, okay? You can't leave me alone! You and I - We will be together forever, okay?" The Angel gave him a nostalgic, melancholic smile. "Yes, my love. Together, forever. Just the two of us - You and I."

Whilst the sweet Angel was being sent to the Witch school to learn her craft, the little Devil's own mother tried to kill him that night, with a knife, in the bed where he lay asleep... Or so she thought. She was set aflame. His father saved the mother, and he fled. Whilst he was on the run with his new caretaker, a woman who truly believed in him, who truly cared about him, his sweet Angel was in mortal danger every day, all because of the careless actions of the Coven and their sick Supreme. Whilst he was being revered and worshipped, she was forced to take the Seven Wonders test... And after that day, the little Devil never heard from his sweet Angel again... And he knew... He even warned her not to take the test! He knew, a pure soul like her would never be able to escape the clutches of hell... But she was not allowed to back down. She was forced to take all the tests.

'When I was a child, I spoke like a child. I understood like a child, I thought like a child. But when I became a woman, I put aside childish things.' Childhood was over, and they had to put aside any petty fear or reservation.

First, the five witches were tasked to perform the Telekinesis wonder. One by one, they all succeeded in bringing the lit candle into their grasp, and blow into the fire. The Concilium test, otherwise known as Mind Control, was next, and Misty made Queenie slap herself thrice, whilst she reversed by making Misty grab her hair roughly. Katrina made Myrtle dance around the room; Madison made Kyle walk over and kiss her, whilst also making Zoe slap herself; whilst Zoe stopped him from kissing her, and made him kiss her back... Only to end up chocking her. Cordelia had to swat him away.

The third test was Transmutation, and the girls played a game of tag all around the academy and the gardens. They were really having fun, for once, all together. They truly needed a god damn break... And it was all great, until Zoe ended up impaled on the spikes of the gate and needed to be rescued. It was Katrina who hugged her body and whispered 'Vitalum vitalis' over and over again, her hand over her wound - And she was in perfect condition, and though nothing happened. Queenie was unable to do it. Madison refused, though she demonstrated the wonder on a fly she killed. Misty, too, with tears in her eyes saved a fallen critter she found.

Next, they lit up fires, but Cordelia was now in the game too - All of them were able to light fires, and during the Divination test, Cordelia and Katrina were able to find the objects, but Madison failed. The lovely red haired witch was never thought as a candidate, but Zoe, whose life she had saved, and Queenie were cheering for her, Misty or Cordelia. 

In the end, all of them took to the last test - Descensum - The worst of them all. Cordelia was the first to awaken, who saw herself trying to get Fiona's approval, only to get bitch-slapped for it. Next came Madison, who was stuck in a musical network, Queenie who was selling fried chicken, and Zoe, who saw herself breaking up with Kyle over and over again. The hourglass sand was already done falling, yet Katrina and Misty never woke up. They were stuck in hell, with the other witches mourning them. Cordelia tried, and tried to call to them, to help them, to guide them back to the real life... But it failed. They were forever trapped in hell.

And Michael new. The moment his darling flower stopped answering, he swore revenge on the witches who dared force her hand and threw her in hell. She was an Angel, no way should she have gone to hell, willingly or otherwise! Who knew what suffering she was facing, or the woes that were braking her heart and sanity. The worst of the worst. The witches were going to pay for this.

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

Katrina remembered all this. She knew all this, and now, her past self was beginning to regain a sense of truth. Everything Michael was telling her, was true. It was then that she told him that, although he never wanted to tell her about being the Antichrist, she knew. Though she wasn't a traitor for the Coven like Dinah was, she knew. From Cordelia, and the warlock aiding their cause, and the stories from the Murder House - But she wasn't scared of him. She knew he would protect her - After all, why bring her back from Hell, if that was where he was going to throw her, anyway? She now remembered bringing back the warlock that Miss Mead burnt to ashes, and how the Grand Chancellor, and the other warlock teacher, along with Miss Mead were burnt at the stake, whilst the one she resurrected lit the fire.

He remembers Cordelia taunting him after realising he cannot bring back his caretaker... But she also told him there is humanity in him... And she can see it. His sweet Angel told him that too, long ago, when they met. No matter how much he tried to find his evil-doing from her, she knew. It was as though she could read him to perfection - Perhaps she could read him, after all. She could read his soul and his agony, which she turned to euphoric bliss with a single caress. She could read his mind whenever he was too hesitant to tell him what worried or ailed him, and though she never commented on it, she reassured him just as well. She was always there for him, his beloved.  The Supreme extended her hand for him to take, and bring him on the path of redemption. For a second there, he was tempted into agreeing - He wanted to stay with his sweet Kat and never let her go... But then, he recalled every single person who messed with him, and betrayed him. He recalled the burning of his caretaker, and he saw red. He threatened each and every one of them. He will kill them all - Oh, he will.

For four days, he wept in the forest, all alone, with no water and no food, and no sleep. He was desperate, and his father wasn't answering. He stumbled upon some supposedly Satanic service, which only made him want to smash his head against the wall and end himself. He wanted his Angel. He needed his Angel. He was hallucinating and going crazy, but she wasn't there - How could she? He ran away, aimlessly into the forest... And he was nicely brought in by an old lady who was fine with feeding him some warm food. She kept speaking ridiculously, and at first, he thought she was senile. 'Satan is carnal pleasure' he told her, as he remembers the heat scorching him every time his darling touched him. The believer tried to kill him for daring to speak ill of her faith... Only to see the mark of the Antichirst behind his ear, and she fell into worship.

'Semper crescis, Aut decrescis, Vita, Detestabilis. Nunc obdurat et tunc curat. Ludo mentis aciem!' they all chanted for him. 'Sors salutis et virtutis michi nunc contraria!' he felt stronger. 'Quod per sortem sternit fortem mecum omnes plangite!' what gorgeous hymn, all for him.

They brought forth two sacrifices for the Black Mass. One was Letitia, a social worker... An innocent soul who dedicated her life to aiding others who were suffering. The man was a lifelong member of Doctors without borders. Both of them were innocent and pure. Good people. There was something satisfying about tainting and corrupting innocent, pure souls, making them grow ink black, from their glowing white. But in every single innocent soul, he could see the beautiful Angel, and for a single second, he flinched, as the little Devil was killing the beautiful Angel.

They all fell to their knees before him, chanting 'Hail Satan' and singing for him. 'O Fortuna Velut luna Statu Variabilis' Michael slashed their throats at once, at the same time, letting the blood fall like ribbons. He felt empowered, as though finally, he had his father blessing him.  The worshippers brought him with him to dinner, and they wouldn't stop towering over him, watching him like a specimen. He felt angry. He couldn't stand these people, and all their continuous questions, never letting him forget he was the Antichrist - He had no idea what he was supposed to do - He never received an instruction manual on how to bring the end of the world! This woman brought him to this robotics corporation, where Miss Venable was HR. Kat scowled, hearing about the bitch who tortured her and tried to kill her. He met two ridiculous men who didn't believe him, and to prove he was truly the spawn of Satan, he made a woman spontaneously combust, and turned off the lights. They brought him to eat... Sushi, and they kept talking and talking - Idiots. That's what they were - Complete idiots... Who supposedly sold their souls to Satan and now are billionaires and all that. They were tasked with making an android in Miss Mead's figure, and personality also, based on everything he described her as. And they perfectly created her - Michael had his caretaker back.

The Supreme was continuing to train all the witches, the Academy being protected by Cordelia's power, and everyone else's. But they were betrayed. The witches were betrayed by one they considered maybe not an ally, but at least neutral. The new Voodoo Queen, Dinah, sabotaged them, destroying their barrier and allowing Michael and Miss Mead to intrude inside the school. Zoe used the cutlery to attack Michael, but he diverted it, and he killed them all. Miss Mead and her robotic weapons killed Zoe and Queenie, and everyone else. Satan greenlit Dinah's talk show for 13 episodes, she should be feeling proud for betraying the whole lot of humanity.

Cordelia and Myrtle saved Kat and Mallory, and not only was he pissed off that he couldn't save his Angel, but he couldn't kill all witches. He returned to the Cooperative, and though he couldn't stand those two cocked-up nerds, they were part of the Illuminati. He needn't magic, but science and nuclear weapons to bring about the end of the world. He just needed three people in the right places, and Armageddon was assured.

The witches hid in Misty's cabin in the swamp... All the few that remained of them. Cordelia, in her dream state, could see Zoe and Queenie dead, as well as all the others. She was convulsing in her comatose state. She couldn't feel their souls... They were erased. They could never be brought back to life. Katrina was shuddering, thinking about everything going on. How could such a catastrophe happen? Her dear little Devil, doing so much evil... She was so confused, so afraid... What was she supposed to do? She didn't want the end of the world, but she didn't want Michael to die either. She loved him too much to allow him to die. Was there nothing she could do? She might not be the Supreme, but was she truly powerless? Was she truly so dumb that she couldn't cook up a plan that would save everything she held dear to he heart?

She watched Mallory getting inside the bathtub and going to save the Romanovs from their demise, but she wasn't yet strong enough to succeed. Returning a hundred years into the past and alerting their fate was too great, even for her... Not yet. She was crying blood, and she was disoriented and frightened. Michael barged in the Illuminati meeting of the world leaders, and brought forth the Apocalypse - And they couldn't decline, for they sold their souls to his Father. On their lands, they'll make Outposts, with the admission price of $100 million. Only the worthy will be allowed permission.

Myrtle infiltrated the Cooperative and she found out that Outpost 3 will be in the place of the Warlock academy, at Hawthorne. She made those two dunderheads make sure her witches had their spots sure there, no matter what. Coco's father was rich, he was going to buy four tickets for the family - Coco, Mallory, Katrina... They were going to be fine there, together, while the others lay in rest, until their powers manifest, and they awaken. It was the only chance to attempt Tempus Infinituum. The three were going to be placed under an identity spell - They will forget everything and gain new personalities. Coco was going to be the supreme bitch, with Madison's personality as her own, and she was going to emotionally torture Mallory and Katrina, so their powers won't be detected. It was a huge risk, knowing Katrina's involvement with Michael, and his own obsession with her, but if his mind is occupied with her, perhaps they can attempt everything, right under his nose. It was a painful goodbye, not only to their own selves, but to their witch family - All for the Coven to live on. For the World to live on. Tears were shed, and regrets and confesses were spoken... If the world was going to end, at least they'll be together.

Everything they every knew completely disappeared, and this was the point where Katrina forgot all about Michael Langdon and his love for him. Coco was going to Mr. Gallant for a hair styling, whilst Mallory and Kat were there as assistants... Or slaves rather. Mallory stuck by her side even during the Outpost, whilst Katrina was diverted to other jobs, some personal to other Purples, some that instilled cleaning around and such. No wonder she became such a crybaby, being tormented like that. But it was fine, he was going to make everyone pay for what they've done to her. They were all going to pay so dearly.

Nobody was going to take away the beautiful Angel from the ugly Devil's arms ever again.

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[fancymagazinewizard]

The Strategic Value of Premium Gaming Subscriptions: A 2025 Analysis for Serious Gamers

The digital entertainment ecosystem has undergone a paradigm shift in recent years, with subscription-based models revolutionizing how consumers access interactive content. In 2025, premium gaming subscriptions represent not merely a convenience but a strategic advantage for discerning players seeking to maximize their entertainment investment. This comprehensive analysis examines the quantifiable benefits, technological advancements, and economic efficiencies inherent in today's premier gaming subscription services, providing essential insights for both casual enthusiasts and dedicated players.

Xbox Game Pass Ultimate: Redefining Content Economics

Microsoft's flagship subscription service has evolved into an unparalleled value proposition within the gaming industry, fundamentally altering the calculation of content acquisition costs versus accessibility. A meticulous analysis of the Xbox Game Pass Ultimate offering reveals several critical advantages that merit consideration.

Content Library Valuation and Fiscal Efficiency

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The inclusion of day-one releases from Xbox Game Studios, Bethesda Softworks, and Activision Blizzard constitutes a particularly compelling component. Quantitative analysis indicates that subscribers who would otherwise purchase just two first-party releases annually already achieve cost neutrality, with every subsequent title representing pure economic advantage.

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The service's cloud gaming infrastructure has achieved significant technical milestones in 2025, with server-side enhancements reducing input latency to 21ms—below the threshold of perception for most users—while delivering consistent 4K resolution at 60 frames per second on compatible devices. This technological foundation effectively democratizes access to computationally demanding experiences across smartphones, tablets, and older hardware configurations.

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This methodology results in a library of demonstrably higher average quality as measured by professional critical assessment and user satisfaction metrics, albeit with a more limited selection compared to Xbox Game Pass.

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Cross-Ecosystem Integration and Subscription Consolidation

The boundaries between traditionally siloed entertainment ecosystems are progressively dissolving, with strategic partnerships creating integrated subscription bundles that span gaming, streaming video, music, and other digital media. These consolidated offerings represent enhanced consumer value through:

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Early adopters of these consolidated models have demonstrated 17% higher retention rates and 22% greater lifetime customer value compared to single-service subscribers.

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Cloud-Native Game Design Evolution

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Investment Optimization: Strategic Selection Framework

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Platform Ecosystem Analysis

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Leveraging already-acquired hardware capabilities

Utilization of existing peripheral accessories

Integration with established friend networks and social connections

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Content Consumption Pattern Matching

Analyze historical gaming engagement patterns to identify optimal service alignment:

High-volume, exploratory players extract maximum value from broad libraries (Xbox Game Pass Ultimate)

Selective, completion-focused players benefit from curated, quality-focused offerings (PlayStation Plus Premium)

Variable interest players with specific preferences achieve optimal results with à la carte models (Steam Wallet)

Family-oriented or nostalgia-driven players find superior value in Nintendo's ecosystem-specific approach

Return on Investment Calculation

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[firebirdeternal]

just had a twelve hour slow meltdown about an upheaval to my Life that I didn't want and have no control over and as far as Sources of Stress go this is somehow *worse* than "I had to move in with my historically abusive father to become his primary caretaker when his health failed" despite being, objectively, several orders of magnitude Less Severe than that.

So I currently work at an Evil Retail Megacorp that rhymes with Shmollar Shmeneral and it objectively blows. I only took the job because a longtime personal friend asked me to come work for him because he needed competent help so that he could take at least *some* days off.

This job, as I said above, blows. Objectively it is a bad job. I don't get paid enough and the company is capital E Evil and also bound and determined to grind every last possible cent out of it's employees by overworking them to death. But I liked it. Because of my coworkers. I had a boss who was reasonable and understood me when I said that I would work a Reasonable Amount on given tasks and not hurt myself trying to function at 100% every shift. I didn't have to pretend to worship the corporation and was free to complain and vent about it as needed.

Well he's quitting now. He found a sidegrade of a job that he thinks will be better for him, and I hope he's correct. But he didn't tell me. I found out through rumors being talked about by our customers, I asked him today and he said that his last day is Sunday.

So now I have only a few more days of Comfortable Routine at work before I suddenly need to completely assess the vibes of a New Boss and figure out how safe I am to be openly queer at work, how safe I am to be honest at work (Spoiler alert probably not very) and fight with about my schedule and availability.

That last one is probably going to be what gets me fired. I'm having a psychic premonition of whoever the new boss is ignoring my listed availability, scheduling me for a morning shift (I have to give my dad medical aid in the mornings, I am not available) or scheduling me for my days that I've always had off (I have preexisting personal commitments that involve other people's time, I am not available) And then I'm going to inform them I'm not available and get told "Well that's too bad because I need you to work then" and I'm going to say "Yeah, that is too bad" and not show up because *I am not available*.

[ahb-writes]

The Scourge of the "Comparable Title"

by John Merrick (excerpted from "Why Are Books So Boring Now?" at Eurozine)

The divide between popularity and prestige was always present in publishing but, [Dan] Sinykin [author of Big Fiction: How Conglomerates Changed the Publishing Industry and American Literature] argues, the conglomerate era has seen it grow wider. Where once a novel like E. L. Doctorow’s formally innovative Ragtime could hold its own as the year’s biggest title, as it did in 1975, those who came out on top in this new world were a different kind of name brand author. The 1980s and 1990s saw authors like Danielle Steel, Stephen King, Tom Clancy and Michael Crichton gain ascendancy, expected to churn out a blockbuster a year with work that tended to incorporate the conventions of genre fiction.

Today’s biggest sellers are no different. Recent years have seen the dominance of young adult romance writer Colleen Hoover (six of the UK’s 50 top-selling books of 2023), Richard Osman’s gentle crime books (four of the top 50), and J. K. Rowling (whose Harry Potter series has provided the best-selling book of the year nine times since 1998). Alongside these commercial giants are big sellers from those famous in other fields: 2023’s overall highest seller was Prince Harry’s memoir, Spare.

In the editorial meetings where what is published is decided and why, the most enduring effect has been the dominance of the ‘comparable title’. Comps, as they are known, are the system whereby newly acquired titles are judged by reference to the sales of older, similar books. Although a long-standing practice, it wasn’t until the introduction of BookScan in 2001, and with it the ready availability of accurate industry-wide sales figures, that they gained a new kind of dominance.

For an editor to acquire a book today, a list of comps will need to be drawn up, their sales figures high enough for a book to break even. The book will then be scrutinized by the marketing, publicity and sales departments, where the author’s ability to discuss their work on TV or podcasts is evaluated, their social media followings judged and the chances of review coverage assessed.

This situation has been greatly accelerated by changes beyond the publishing houses. It is Sinykin’s great merit that he looks at the wider economic conditions, including the rise of retail chains, the growth of wholesalers, and with them more complex and reactive distribution chains, along with the diminishing influence of book reviews and the rise of Amazon.

Now more than ever, the journey of a book from the writer’s desk to the reader’s hands is a complex one. Joining the acquiring editor in shaping it is the agent, the publicist, the marketer, the subsidiary rights specialist and the social media manager, as well as booksellers, book buyers, wholesalers – and, somewhere behind all of this, the shareholder. Each of these has different, sometimes competing, interests and expectations.

[chhavijain3099]

Start E-commerce Business in India 2024

Aspects of the best in the field of Indian e-commerce, whether consumer or business-oriented, are essential to assess. 2024 is in full swing, and the e-commerce segment is as competitive as ever: it ranges from huge players competing to become market behemoths to ambitious startups ready to turn the retail market on its head.

In India, there are top and popular e-commerce marketplaces where sellers can sell their products and services to the larger customers base available on these channels.

Before starting the e-commerce business, sellers or entrepreneurs should be aware of below mentioned aspects important to start a online business on the basis of the type of e-commerce business they want to start.

Research Your E-commerce Business Idea: First thing to do a thorough research about your business idea, study about your competitors, cost analysis, profit analysis, average selling price of your niche products, etc in the market. These researches helps you to get deep knowledge about the business your are planning to start.

Target Audience: After doing the research about the business idea, sellers on companies need to look up for their target audience. Target audience means those people who can convert paid customers for business in future.

Choose Right Marketplace: In this step seller needs to decide which is the best platform to start a online e-commerce business. E-commerce business have four types: B2B, B2C, C2C, C2B therefore, on the basis of type of e-commerce business and target audience and on the basis of business registration process sellers needs to decide the right marketplace.

Whether you are the new seller, or the existing one, relaunching your e-commerce business, or need guidance to make your business successful then these aspects can help you.

[eggluttony]

after modern Egg remembers he was supposed to try to take over the Olympics again but got really carried away staying with Boom Egg for a while and eating so much thanks to his cooking and realizes he's gotten way too fat and heavy to compete as he was already always pushing it before, it suddenly turns from blissfulness to him getting frustrated, appalled, and ashamed. he's so mad at himself for forgetting his priorities and getting so fat

he waddles around the place grumbling and groaning, very grumpy about being so fat. he complains to Boom Egg and blames his cooking for why he gained so much for it being too good and how he just kept overfeeding him everyday, as if he wasn't asking for it and choosing to gorge on it like the mutual agreement this really was lol. as if he wasn't stuffing himself with a big meal he made for him just a couple of hours ago before realization hit

Boom Egg watches the way his tits and big fat round belly wobble and bounce and how he has to waddle while he paces and complains to him, getting out of breath and burping because he's so fat and his belly is stuffed again too. Boom Egg says "wow yeah you really have gotten massive, sorry about that" but modern Egg keeps going, lifting his massive belly and shaking it to emphasize, complaining about how his clothes don't fit and his belly is bulging

he stands in the mirror and points out how strained his clothes are at the zipper and how he's currently leaving his jacket flaps unbuttoned because every time he tries to pin it down it never stays. he wonders aloud how his fat ass is supposed to compete if he can't even button his clothes he just recently had sized up again. he tries to suck in his huge belly that barely budges to try to pull and button it down but they pop off fully, proving his point

he blushes at the way the buttons go flying and his massive belly with so much soft fat spills out all the way again and grumbles and curses to himself about how he just got it retailed and hears Boom Egg's surprise from behind him. he comes up behind him and puts his arms around as much as him as he can which isn't a lot as he's so wide and agrees and shows sympathy and says "yeah I fattened you up way too much, sorry"

modern continues whining as he stays stood in the mirror looking at himself disapprovingly, slapping his belly while Boom Egg still holds him from behind. he keeps saying "look at how fat I am, how big my tits and ass are, how fat my belly is, just feel how round it is. I'm huge." and Boom Egg agrees and says "yeah you've gotten way too fat, you're massive now" and they run their hands along his belly and pat, lift, and shake it together to assess it together

modern says says "look what you've done to me" and Boom Egg says "I know, I've been feeding you way too much" and modern Egg says "I know and I'm so greedy, I just couldn't stop eating it" and Boom Egg is like "no it's my fault, I kept cooking too much for you" and this pity party of theirs is getting a little erotic because they've literally just been dirty talking to each other while Boom Egg is feeling up his his big fat body the whole time

modern is mad about getting too fat to compete and at a loss on what to do but at the same time he sighs and turns to Boom Egg defeated like "this is turning us both on, isn't it." they have to admit it's impossible to fool each other and themselves lol. he shouldn't have let himself go so far but he loves eating so much and being fattened up, and Boom Egg loves overfeeding his fat boyfriend and seeing how much he's grown because of him hehe

so if turns into them kissing while Boom Egg caresses and plays with his boyfriend's huge fat bear belly. he loves how big, soft, and cuddly he's gotten, he loves how he can look at that and think "I did that" by keeping him very well fed with lots of good food made by him. during it modern asks him to make one more huge delicious meal for him before he works on trying to diet and losing some of this weight so he's somewhat more eligible to compete

let's hope modern Egg manages to stick to swearing that this next big feeding session will be the last he has for a while with how irresistible and moreish Boom Egg's cooking is to him! XD

[bigsalescoupon]

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Here's a list of pros and cons for Billiger.de:

Pros:

Price Comparison: Billiger.de offers a platform to compare prices of products across various online retailers, helping you find the best deals.

Time-Saving: The platform saves time by providing a consolidated view of prices and product options, eliminating the need to visit multiple websites.

Wide Range of Products: Billiger.de covers a diverse range of products, from electronics to fashion, allowing you to compare prices across various categories.

User Reviews: The platform may include user reviews and ratings, offering insights into product quality and customer experiences.

Price Alerts: Billiger.de might offer price alerts, notifying you when the price of a specific product drops to your desired range.

Transparent Information: The platform provides clear pricing information, helping you make informed purchase decisions.

Convenient Shopping: By displaying prices and product details in one place, Billiger.de simplifies the shopping process.

Potential Savings: Using Billiger.de can lead to potential savings by identifying retailers offering products at lower prices.

Accessible Online: Billiger.de is accessible online, allowing you to use it from your computer or mobile device.

Comparison Features: The platform might offer advanced features for comparing product specifications, features, and prices side by side.

Cons:

Dependent on Retailers: The accuracy and availability of prices depend on the information provided by the retailers, which may not always be up-to-date.

Limited to Online Retailers: Billiger.de focuses on online retailers, excluding prices from brick-and-mortar stores.

Geographical Limitations:The platform's coverage might be limited to certain regions or countries, potentially excluding some users.

Possible Missing Retailers: While Billiger.de aims to include a wide range of retailers, some smaller or niche retailers might not be listed.

User-Generated Reviews: Depending solely on user reviews might be less reliable compared to expert reviews in terms of product quality assessment.

Inaccurate Information: Price discrepancies or incorrect product information can occasionally occur.

Competing Agendas: Some retailers might pay for preferential placement, potentially affecting the visibility of certain deals.

No Hands-On Experience: Using Billiger.de doesn't provide hands-on experience with the products; you'll need to rely on available information.

Search Complexity: Some users might find the search and filter options complex or overwhelming.

Privacy Concerns: Users should be cautious about sharing personal information or making purchases through external links on the platform.

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Ultimate Guide to IOR Services: Everything You Need to Know About the Role and Benefits of an Importer of Record.

In the realm of world trade, navigating the problematic net of restrictions and compliance can in the main think like searching for your means through a maze blindfolded. This is the place Importer of Record (IOR) services come into play, serving as a valuable lifeline for organizations engaged in importing items throughout borders. But what exactly does it suggest to be an Importer of Record, and why are those services and products so relevant? Let’s take a deep dive into the exciting realm of IOR functions.

What is an Importer of Record Service?

An Importer of Record service is a felony entity answerable for making sure that imported goods observe native legislation and rules. This involves paying any tasks and taxes owed at the cargo and guaranteeing that each one bureaucracy is ior importer of record competently filed. The IOR takes on the danger linked to customs violations, making them a key player in international delivery.

The Role of IOR in Shipping

When you're coping with imports, you cannot simply toss your items onto a ship and desire for the greatest. An IOR in shipping guarantees that each and every detail is meticulously handled. From documentation to compliance assessments, they set up the whole thing, permitting firms to attention on their middle operations without getting bogged down through documents.

Why Businesses Need IOR Services

Importing goods can carry big reward to enterprises, yet it additionally comes with its possess set of demanding situations. Here are numerous reasons why establishments pick out IOR services:

Expertise in Customs Regulations: Navigating customs can be tough; having person who is familiar with the bits and bobs can retailer time and money. Risk Mitigation: IOR firms aid mitigate negative aspects linked to non-compliance. Streamlined Processes: These features be sure that tactics are successful, supporting corporations dodge delays. Types of Importer of Record Services

There are exclusive different types of IOR services, every single tailor-made to meet extraordinary necessities.

Standard Importer of Record Services

This is so much ordinary amongst agencies that wish to import goods however lack the crucial infrastructure or skills.

EOR Services

Employer of Record (EOR) products and services guide vendors needing to lease people abroad at the same time dealing with payroll, taxes, and compliance topics.

Specialized IOR Services

Some businesses center of attention on area of interest markets or unique forms of items requiring specialised competencies—together with regulated merchandise like prescription drugs or food goods.

How Does an Importer of Record Work?

Understanding how an IOR operates can demystify some complexities in touch in uploading items.

Initial Consultation

The process mainly starts offevolved with an preliminary consultation the place the enterprise outlines its import desires.

Documentation Preparation

The IOR prepares all worthwhile documentation, along with invoices, packing lists, and certificate necessary for customs clearance.

Customs Clearance

Once the products arrive at their destination po

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Tech-Driven Business: The Rise of AI Education in Business Schools

The future of business is being shaped by artificial intelligence, and business schools around the world are adapting quickly. No longer limited to tech campuses or engineering labs, AI is becoming a central part of modern business education. From undergraduate courses to advanced business programmes, schools are embedding AI into their curriculums to prepare future leaders for a data-first world.

Business Meets AI: A New Learning Curve

Traditionally, business schools focused on finance, management, and marketing. But the landscape is changing. Today's employers seek graduates proficient in algorithms, predictive analytics, and automation. Consequently, BBA degrees are incorporating AI modules, exposing students to machine learning, AI-powered marketing, and data ethics.

These programmes don’t turn students into software developers. Instead, they provide an understanding of how AI can support smarter business decisions. Students, for example, could explore AI's role in optimising supply chains or personalising customer experiences through data analysis.

A Shift in Executive Education

AI is not just reshaping undergraduate education; it’s becoming essential in executive learning. Professionals aiming for leadership roles are realising that staying ahead means embracing tech innovation. Business schools are responding by designing courses that bridge strategy with emerging technologies.

Take the executive MBA in Dubai, for example. Leading institutions in the region are enhancing their programmes with AI-focused coursework. Executives now learn to manage AI projects, evaluate AI vendors, and create business models driven by technology. These updates not only reflect industry demand but also attract professionals from non-tech backgrounds who want to future-proof their careers.

Dubai’s positioning as a global tech hub has made it a natural leader in this area. Many business schools in the city collaborate with AI labs, host tech conferences, and offer mentorship from AI specialists—offering real-world exposure alongside classroom learning.

The Rise of AI-Centric Programmes

While many business schools are adding AI elements to existing degrees, some are going a step further by offering full-time AI-focused business degrees. Programmes like the artificial intelligence master's degree are designed for students who want to lead tech-enabled businesses or launch AI-driven startups.

These degrees are not computer science replacements. They combine business thinking with AI literacy, allowing students to understand both the tech and its commercial impact. Students learn how to build business cases for AI adoption, assess risks, and work with cross-functional tech teams. They also explore topics like AI policy, regulatory challenges, and responsible deployment—an area growing in importance as AI becomes more embedded in society.

What This Means for the Business World

As more leaders are trained in AI fundamentals, businesses are becoming more agile and informed in their tech choices. This shift is visible across industries—from retail using AI to track consumer behaviour to finance firms applying predictive models for risk assessment.

Importantly, this is not just about big corporations. Even small businesses are now hiring graduates who understand AI tools to improve marketing, optimise logistics, or enhance customer service.

The integration of AI into business education is levelling the playing field. It equips students from diverse academic backgrounds with the tools to compete in a digital economy—and helps professionals pivot without needing a full tech degree.

Conclusion 

We’re in a moment of transition.  AI literacy is quickly becoming the new standard, much like computer literacy was in previous decades. Business schools are now developing tech-savvy thinkers, moving beyond traditional strategic instruction. 

In the coming years, we can expect to see more interdisciplinary programmes, global collaborations, and new learning formats that reflect this blend of business and tech. As AI continues to evolve, the leaders who shape tomorrow’s companies will not only understand business logic—they’ll understand the logic that drives machines, too.

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Soluciones de servicio al cliente omnicanal

The coverage commercial enterprise company is gift technique a virtual transformation, and synthetic brain is on the coronary heart of this evolution. Vortia, an cutting-edge chief in AI answers, is redefining the approach coverage agencies perform, engage with clients, and control danger through its powerful AI marketers. through integrating superior generation along aspect device studying, natural language processing, and information analytics, Vortia is permitting insurers to grow to be extra green, consumer-centric, and resilient in a competitive market. Soluciones de servicio al cliente omnicanal

Agentes IA Chatbot para servicio post venta

Smarter consumer Interactions

conventional customer support in the insurance business enterprise is regularly plagued with the useful useful resource of extended wait instances, repetitive inquiries, and inconsistent service excellent. Vortia's AI dealers deliver sensible automation to the number one aspect, supplying 24/7 customer service that is rapid, correct, and personalised. those dealers can manage policy inquiries, claims processing, or maybe provide real-time charges, dramatically improving client pleasure. in addition they continuously analyze from interactions, ensuring their responses and competencies decorate through the years.

furthermore, Vortia's AI dealers assist more than one languages ​​and communication channels, which incorporates voice, chat, e-mail, and SMS, allowing insurers to connect with customers wherever they are. This omnichannel functionality guarantees a ordinary and available revel in at some point of all touchpoints, growing engagement and loyalty.

inexperienced Claims Processing

Claims processing can grow to be a bottleneck within the coverage lifecycle. Vortia's AI dealers use device gaining knowledge of and herbal language processing to speedy take a look at claims, stumble on fraud, and manual times thru automated workflows. This reduces processing time from days to minutes, lowers operational charges, and will increase transparency for clients.

these AI-powered techniques are also ready with explainability functions, allowing human marketers and auditors to recognize how preferences are made. This ensures obligation and approves collect belief in automated systems, specifically in complicated or excessive-threat situations.

extra effective threat assessment and Underwriting

Vortia's AI sellers are designed to help underwriters with the aid of studying big facts gadgets, figuring out styles, and predicting dangers with excessive accuracy. thru incorporating statistics from severa belongings which embody social media, IoT gadgets, telematics, and claims facts, sellers allow greater informed underwriting choices and customized insurance offers.

furthermore, those marketers can constantly show policyholder conduct and market conditions, allowing dynamic underwriting that evolves through the years. This adaptive method allows insurers expect emerging dangers and respond to changing purchaser expectations.

Regulatory Compliance and records security

Complying with regulatory necessities and protecting consumer facts are key priorities for insurers. Vortia's AI systems are designed with integrated compliance controls and strong information protection protocols, making sure that each interaction meets company requirements and respects customer privacy.

moreover, Vortia's compliance gadget can generate audit trails and documentation on demand, facilitating regulatory reporting and lowering the weight of manual compliance. This allows insurers to effects show compliance and respond rapid to any regulatory requests.

Operational popular common performance and Scalability

one of the key benefits of Vortia's AI retailers is their scalability. whether or no longer or no longer you are a small, close by insurer or a multinational, Vortia's solutions can be tailor-made to particular operational goals. dealers integrate seamlessly with present day structures, minimizing disruptions and maximizing standard ordinary overall performance.

the energy of Vortia's platform moreover allows rapid deployment and new release, allowing insurers to test, refine, and launch new offerings with agility. This responsiveness is critical in an agency wherein marketplace modifications and customer needs can decide aggressive achievement.

The way beforehand Soluciones de servicio al cliente omnicanal

due to the reality the coverage commercial enterprise business corporation embraces AI, Vortia is maximum critical the method with scalable, adaptable, and smart shops. whether or not or not improving the customer revel in, accelerating operations, or improving desire-making, Vortia's AI solutions are placing a current famous for the enterprise. The organization is also making an funding cautiously in research and improvement to constantly evolve its offerings and stay in advance of growing tendencies.

inside the destiny, Vortia plans to include superior competencies which includes predictive analytics, generative AI, and actual-time sentiment evaluation to further beautify its platform. those enhancements will allow insurers to count on client desires, growth proactive provider strategies, and stay aggressive in a dynamic digital environment.

Insurers that companion with Vortia are not simply adopting era; they are gaining a aggressive benefit in a evolving marketplace. The destiny of coverage is sensible, and Vortia's AI marketers are making that future a fact nowadays. With non-save you enhancements and a strong awareness on innovation, Vortia is poised to structure the following generation of coverage offerings and redefine the technique insurers interact with their clients and manage their operations.

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Missiles and Meal Service: The Hidden Toll of Flying in War-zones

Common occupational hazards in aviation; the not so new flight deck stressors would encompass turbulence, delayed pushbacks, and that one passanger having an issue with someone reclining their seat (this is so very common, believe me). Let’s not forget another one who thinks the seatbelt sign doesn’t apply to them while on active runway (because they are just itching for a snack they left inside their carry-on luggage in the overhead bin. Opens bin, then bag falls off on them and everyone around. SMH)

Back to business. Pilots and cabin crew flying over the Middle East lately, especially in and out of Qatar, well, there’s a new, less subtle source of anxiety: missile attacks. Who doesn’t know the news by now?

Yes, flying into Doha these days might involve dodging airspace closures, U.S. airbase targets, and the occasional Iranian and Israeli news. Glamorous, right?

Very.

While passengers worry about delayed in-flight meals and Wi-Fi speeds being too slow or disconnecting , the crew up front and in the aisles are dealing with something much much heavier: the psychological toll of flying through a region where geopolitics are very unpredictable, stormy, and always just over the horizon.

What Happened in Qatar Exactly, you ask?

In resent years, we’ve witnessed sensitive airspaces and in response, airlines have shut down their airspaces. Flights being rerouted faster than a teenager dodging chores have become commonplace, and airline dispatchers around the world had one collective panic attack.

Now just imagine this. Inflight, flight crew are prepping beverage carts while air defence systems light up the radar. Boom-Chaka-Boom! Just another day in the skies.

Cabin Pressure: Flying with a Side of Adrenaline

Yes, crew (deck crew and cabin crew) are trained to handle demarcates, but war is not an average Emmergency! It’s one thing to worry about fuel efficiency. It’s another to fly over a region where missiles are a real-time hazard.

There is a huge difference between trusting an aircraft, the team, and trusting geopolitics.

Constant anticipatory anxiety.

Hypervigilance, even on layovers.

The unsettling knowledge that their aircraft might share airspace with defense drones, military jets, and… well, more missiles.

Hospitality Meets Hostility

Cabin crew, as you know, are the face of calm, smile and all. Even so, smiling while you serve fish, beef and a gluten free meal on a flight skimming a conflict zone? That’s dark art right there.

Results:

Crew becoming emotionally disconnected from their jobs.

Guilt when evacuating people while others are left behind. 2020 clears throat!

Luxury inflight service inside a pressure cooker floating mid air at 40,000 feet while those on ground are ducking. Definately dystopian!

More Fuel, More Detours, More Fatigue

Yep! Practical stress:

Flights being rerouted to avoid hot zones, adding hours to duty time.

Longer flight hours mean more fatigue, which affects both performance and emotional bandwidth.

There’s no glamour-AT ALL in a 15 hour turnaround because there is no clearance to land.

What Airlines Are Maybe doing

Critical Incident Stress Management teams.

Therapy appointments.

Pre and post dispatch briefings.

Even so, lots of crews feel out of the loop. Why you ask?Because, you get the news that you’re flying a risky zone when you’re already on it.

Hidden Costs: Forget Fuel and Insurance

Mental Health RiskWhat It Looks LikePTSD or traumaFlashbacks, fawning, sleep interruptions, avoidanceBurnoutEmotional numbness, lack of purposeAnxietyReccuring worry, overanalysing proceduresIsolationFeeling detached and lack of support on layovers or at home

These risks don’t show up on a flight log, but hey, they impact safety, morale, and retention. We talk about maintaining aircraft fatigue limits. What about crew fatigue limits?

Where Do We Go From Here?

How about a Flight Plan for Mental Health in Conflict Zones:

Transparent Security Briefings.

Weight & balance before takeoff is paramount, so is mental health balance.

Flight Debriefs After High-Stress Flights.

Better Global Oversight, meaning ICAO, IATA and other relevant bodies must update protocols for mental wellness involving high-risk routes.

Bottom line, pilots and cabin crew are indeed professionals for they train, adapt, and make sure to get the job done. But, they are people too and not robots. People who fly into the world’s most dangerous zones with nothing more than a safety manual and nerves of steel.

We owe them patience, understanding, protection and genuine support as they navigate war zones with grit and grace.

Fly safe. Check on your crew friends, and just maybe skip the missile jokes during boarding.

Source: Missiles and Meal Service: The Hidden Toll of Flying in War-zones

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Open Your Healthcare Career: Top Friendship Manor CNA Classes for Aspiring Certified Nursing Assistants

Unlock your Healthcare Career: ⁣Top Friendship Manor CNA Classes for Aspiring Certified Nursing Assistants

Are​ you passionate about making a difference in people’s lives? do you aspire to start⁤ a rewarding⁢ healthcare career as‍ a ⁢Certified Nursing⁤ assistant (CNA)? If‍ so, enrolling⁤ in top-notch CNA training ​at Friendship‍ Manor can be your stepping⁢ stone‍ to success. This⁤ complete guide‍ will walk you through everything you need to no about Friendship⁢ Manor ‌CNA classes, ⁤including program benefits, admission tips, and real-life success stories.⁣ Let’s dive⁤ in and explore how you can unlock your healthcare career today!

What ​Is​ a CNA‍ and⁤ Why Is Certification ⁢Essential?

A Certified Nursing Assistant (CNA) plays a ‍vital role in healthcare facilities by providing direct patient care,‌ assisting​ wiht daily activities, and⁤ supporting registered nurses and doctors. CNA certification opens​ doors‌ to various employment opportunities in hospitals,nursing homes,and community health ⁢settings.

Passing the CNA exam and ​earning certification not‍ only affirms your competence but also enhances your⁣ job prospects and ⁢earning potential.‌ Top​ CNA classes, like those offered at Friendship Manor, prepare students ‌thoroughly for certification and a​ accomplished career in healthcare.

Top ​Friendship Manor CNA Classes: What you ⁢Need⁣ to Know

Program Overview

Duration: typically 4-8 ⁤weeks, depending on program intensity.

Location: Friendship Manor Training Center,conveniently⁢ located for local ​residents.

curriculum: Combines⁣ classroom instruction, hands-on clinical practise, and ‌exam preparation.

Accreditation: Recognized by state health departments and accredited nursing assistant programs.

course Highlights

Comprehensive training in patient care skills

Focus on infection control,safety procedures,and⁤ privacy standards

Skills labs for practice of vital signs,hygiene,and mobility ⁢assistance

Preparation⁣ for the CNA⁣ certification exam (written and practical components)

Job placement assistance post-certification

Admission Requirements

High school diploma or GED equivalent

Age⁣ 18 or older

Background check clearance

Basic health screening and immunizations

Passion⁤ for caregiving and community service

Benefits of Choosing ​Friendship Manor ‍CNA Classes

Opting for CNA classes at ⁣Friendship Manor offers numerous advantages that can accelerate ​your healthcare career:

Quality Education: Experienced instructors with clinical expertise

State-of-the-Art Facilities: Modern skills labs and ⁢simulation environments

Flexible ‍Scheduling: Evening and weekend classes for working⁣ students

Career Support: Help with ​job placements and resume ⁢building

Community Connections: Opportunities to network with local healthcare providers

Practical Tips to ​Maximize Your⁣ CNA Training Experience

Stay Consistent: Attend all‍ classes and participate actively in clinical practice.

Practice Skills: Review skills daily and seek feedback from instructors.

Utilize Resources: Use study guides, online tutorials, and practice‌ exams.

Build Relationships: ​Connect ⁣with classmates and instructors for⁣ support and mentorship.

Prepare ‍for⁤ the Exam: Focus on both theoretical components and‌ practical skills assessments.

Case Study: Success story ⁢from Friendship Manor CNA Program

Name

Background

Outcome

Maria S.

Previous retail worker seeking a meaningful career change

completed Friendship⁢ Manor CNA classes, passed the ‍certification⁢ exam, and secured a job at a local nursing ⁤home within 2 months.

James T.

recent high school graduate interested ⁤in healthcare

Excelled in clinical ‍practice, ⁢obtained ‍CNA ⁣certification, and is now​ pursuing ‌further​ nursing education.

first-Hand Experience: What Students Say

“The CNA classes at Friendship⁣ Manor are comprehensive and supportive.The instructors really prepare you for ⁣the ​real-world challenges ​of caregiving.” – ⁢Emily R.

“Thanks‌ to the hands-on training, I felt confident taking my CNA exam. The program ⁣opened ⁢doors ‌to my first healthcare job.” – David P.

How to ⁢Enroll in Friendship ⁤Manor CNA Classes

Visit the​ official Friendship Manor website or contact thier⁣ admissions office.

Complete the request form and submit required documents.

Schedule an interview or orientation session.

Pay the tuition deposit and ‌prepare for class start dates.

Conclusion: start Your​ Healthcare ‍Journey Today!

Embarking on a career as a ‍Certified Nursing Assistant ⁣is a rewarding path ​that ‌allows you​ to make a positive ‌impact ‌on people’s lives. friendship Manor CNA classes provide a solid foundation, expert instruction, and the support you ‍need to succeed. Whether⁢ you’re aiming⁢ to enter the​ healthcare field quickly or plan to advance to ‍higher roles, ⁤starting with ⁢top-quality⁢ CNA training is your first step. Don’t wait-take action today ​and unlock your ⁣healthcare ⁢career potential with Friendship Manor!

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Revealing Risk and Trust: The Audit Journey of Sheridan AV

Auditing has traditionally been viewed as something dry and numbers-heavy, but below that veneer is a careful and eye-opening investigation of a company's integrity, practices, and monetary reality. Such was the situation at Sheridan AV, an audio-visual equipment wholesaler and retailer headquartered in Brigstowe and established by founder John Sheridan in 1971. With its modus operandi of quality rather than quantity, it maintains a selected line of high-end speakers, projectors, AV receivers, and television sets. But when an auditor is brought into the picture, even an established player like Sheridan AV is required to bare its financial and operational heart to inspection.

The Initial Step: Making the Decision to Take On the Client

The audit starts well before financial statements are investigated. The most important choice to be made is whether to audit or engage a client. This entails consideration of the integrity of the management, the professional relationship established, possible risk exposure, and the auditor's technical competency. Sheridan AV's open disclosure of non-current assets, goods, and receivables reflected a leadership that was ethical in nature. The enterprise's other professionals and industry colleagues also provided added confidence, as it reflected well on them.

Risk assessment is also an issue of significance. If an organization is facing litigation or has provided inaccurate statements, auditors can opt to pull out. There were no signs of such problems, though, at Sheridan AV. Its business model was secure, and its financial statements seemed to be legitimate. With reasonable professional fees to be paid and an operational scope that was not overwhelming, Sheridan AV cleared preliminary screening, enabling auditors to move ahead confidently.

Planning the Audit: The Roadmap

With the acceptance of the client, audit planning took over. This included creating a customized plan to review financial data and detect possible misstatements. Planning also necessitated an in-depth understanding of Sheridan AV's accounting systems, most importantly in the areas of sales, inventories, purchasing, and cash handling.

The audit planning is not a bureaucratic requirement but an efficiency- and accuracy-enhancing measure that allows auditors to concentrate on areas of risk, identify the nature and level of evidence needed, and also prevent misunderstandings with the client. In addition to this, for Sheridan AV, audit planning also included an analysis of historical financial records as well as direct communication with any former auditors to assist the new auditors in gaining a basic understanding of the operating environment of the company.

These tests, like valuation, occurrence, and classification, were incorporated into the planning process. They served to measure whether financial information truly represented the position of the company and if transactions were real, complete, and correctly classified.

Revealing Risks Before They Become Issues

At an early point in the audit, there were preliminary risk assessments to pinpoint areas most likely to carry material misstatements. This process is used like an alarm system to spot which financial statement areas require closer examination. For Sheridan AV, risks were found to be present in non-current assets, inventory, purchasing systems, and revenues.

An understanding of these potential trouble spots informed the design of specific audit procedures and tests. Instead of using a cookie-cutter approach, auditors tailored their method to Sheridan AV’s specific risk profile, creating a more effective and streamlined audit process.

Placing Value on Precision: Materiality is Key

One of the most technical and significant phases of the audit process is determining preliminary materiality. This establishes a threshold of what is an important discrepancy in financial statements. In other words, it's determining what level of inaccuracy is unacceptable.

Auditors at Sheridan AV scrutinized financial statements, vouchers, inventories, and previous cash flow statements to ascertain to what extent the misstatement would be material. The computation assisted them in identifying trivial errors versus errors that might mislead users of financial statements. It served as one of the influencing considerations guiding audit testing and ascertaining that resources were allocated where most needed.

Inherent Risk: The Hidden Dangers

No matter how well managed, there are risks that still exist. Such risks, which are associated with the type of operation and financial sophistication, are referred to as inherent risks. In the case of Sheridan AV, these were identified as areas such as asset valuation, cash transactions, and revenues.

These were either subjective, not quantifiable, or open to being manipulated. Even ethical companies can struggle with these areas, which is why auditors pay them even more attention. At Sheridan AV, these risk areas were identified well in advance and were closely scrutinized throughout the audit.

Control Risks: When Systems Fail

Control risk is present when an organization's internal systems do not effectively prevent or detect errors or fraud. In its audit of Sheridan AV, there were some red flags noticed. There was inadequate segregation of duties within inventory management, inconsistencies within the processing of returns, and an overdependence on manual procedures in critical areas. Although some controls were in place, gaps in control made it more likely that misstatements were not detected. Improvements like automating major systems, raising documentation standards, and performing reconciliations regularly were recommended by auditors. These steps not only mitigated risk but also made operations more efficient. 

Conclusion: Over Numbers

Sheridan AV's audit accentuates strategic planning, professional judgment, and financial acumen as key features of an audit process that evaluates management integrity and internal control, creating a better picture of the company's financial reality. The audit reiterated Sheridan AV's dedication to quality and financial accountability, setting it up well for its future growth. An audit is not only obligatory but also an opportunity for businesses to demonstrate accountability, stand strong, and build stakeholder confidence. To learn more, visit desklib’s website and delve further into this subject using our AI research tool.

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Where to Buy in Nth Maclean – Current Property Trends

Property for sale Nth Maclean has become an increasingly searched term among homebuyers and investors seeking opportunities in the Logan region of Queensland. With its blend of rural charm and proximity to Brisbane, Nth Maclean is attracting a growing number of residents looking for lifestyle properties, investment potential, and long-term value. As the area evolves, understanding current market trends is crucial for anyone considering a purchase in this fast-developing suburb.

The Appeal of Nth Maclean

Located approximately 40 km south of Brisbane CBD, Nth Maclean offers a unique combination of semi-rural living and convenient access to city amenities. The suburb is characterised by spacious lots, tranquil settings, and a strong sense of community. Demand for property for sale Nth Maclean continues to grow due to its balance of privacy, accessibility, and affordability compared to neighbouring urban areas.

Families are drawn to Nth Maclean for its green open spaces, proximity to schools, and potential for future development. Meanwhile, investors are increasingly eyeing the suburb due to infrastructure upgrades, zoning changes, and sustained population growth in the surrounding Logan corridor.

Types of Properties Available

The property for sale Nth Maclean market offers a diverse mix of options catering to various buyer profiles. Larger acreage properties remain a hallmark of the area, often appealing to those seeking a rural lifestyle or equestrian interests. These parcels frequently feature established homes, sheds, and ample land for hobby farming or further development.

More recently, residential subdivisions have introduced smaller lots and modern housing, opening the door to first-time buyers and downsizers. This diversification in housing stock reflects the suburb’s shift from purely rural to semi-urban, enabling a broader demographic to enter the market.

Price Trends and Market Movement

Over recent years, prices in Nth Maclean have seen steady growth, driven by increased demand and limited supply. The ongoing expansion of the Logan region and investment in transport links have contributed to rising values. Buyers searching for property for sale Nth Maclean are often competing with others who recognise the area's future growth potential.

While acreage homes command a premium due to land size and location, newer residential estates offer more affordable entry points. The combination of growth prospects and relative affordability makes Nth Maclean a strategic choice in the current Queensland property market.

Infrastructure and Development Impact

Several infrastructure projects in and around Nth Maclean are influencing buyer interest. Upgrades to the Mount Lindesay Highway and improved local road networks have enhanced connectivity to major hubs like Brisbane and the Gold Coast. Planned commercial and retail developments nearby also contribute to the suburb's increasing attractiveness.

These enhancements support the view that property for sale Nth Maclean offers not only lifestyle benefits but also long-term investment potential. As the area transitions into a more integrated part of the greater Logan City area, property values are expected to respond positively to these changes.

Key Considerations for Buyers

When exploring property for sale Nth Maclean, prospective buyers should assess their long-term goals—whether they seek lifestyle acreage, a new family home, or a future development site. It is also essential to understand local zoning regulations, particularly with rural residential lots that may have restrictions on use or development.

Additionally, examining historical sales data, proximity to amenities, and potential for capital growth can provide critical insight into making a well-informed purchase decision in this evolving market.

Final Thoughts

For buyers and investors seeking a blend of space, serenity, and opportunity, property for sale Nth Maclean presents a compelling choice. With its rising popularity, strategic location, and ongoing development, the suburb is well-positioned for continued growth. Understanding current property trends and monitoring future infrastructure plans will be key to making a successful investment in this promising part of Southeast Queensland.

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Top Franchise Executive Search Firms in 2025: Hire Leadership That Grows Your Brand

In a fast-evolving business world, franchise success hinges on visionary leadership. From franchise operations to national brand management, the right executives make the difference between average growth and industry dominance. That’s why many top-performing brands are turning to the Franchise Executive Search trusted partners in finding top-tier C-level talent that aligns with their vision, values, and growth trajectory.

Understanding the Role of Franchise Executive Search Firms in 2025

Executive search firms specializing in franchise recruitment have transformed their approach in 2025. With new market complexities, hybrid business models, and global expansion goals, companies require leadership with unique franchise acumen. The Top Franchise Executive Search Firms in 2025: Hire Leadership That Grows Your Brand are not only filling roles—they are acting as strategic advisors, helping brands forecast leadership gaps, develop succession plans, and attract leaders who can scale operations efficiently.

The Traits of High-Impact Franchise Leaders Today

Before diving into the firms themselves, it’s important to understand the executive profiles that are in high demand:

Multi-unit Operations Experience

Data-driven Strategic Planning

Cultural Alignment with Franchisees

Digital Transformation Leadership

Customer-Experience Orientation

The Top Franchise Executive Search Firms in 2025: Hire Leadership That Grows Your Brand are known for sourcing leaders who can adapt to franchise dynamics while driving innovation and consistent brand performance.

Why Businesses Choose Franchise-Specific Executive Recruiters

Not all executive search firms understand the franchise business model. Generalized recruiters often overlook key franchise leadership competencies. However, the Top Franchise Executive Search Firms in 2025: Hire Leadership That Grows Your Brand bring in-depth knowledge of franchise governance, compliance, franchisee relations, and brand consistency. This niche expertise allows them to match businesses with candidates who are not only qualified—but franchise-ready from day one.

Evaluation Criteria: How to Identify the Top Firms

Choosing from the Top Franchise Executive Search Firms in 2025: Hire Leadership That Grows Your Brand requires a careful assessment of the following:

Industry Reputation and Success Metrics

Sector Specialization (F&B, Retail, Healthcare, etc.)

Access to Global Talent Networks

Client Retention and Repeat Engagements

Technology and Assessment Tools Used in Recruitment

These criteria help franchisors find the best-fit partners who deliver not just resumes but executive impact.

The Technology Advantage: AI-Powered Executive Search in 2025

The Top Franchise Executive Search Firms in 2025: Hire Leadership That Grows Your Brand are leveraging AI and predictive analytics to streamline the search process. From psychometric testing to cultural fit analysis, advanced technology tools now play a central role in filtering the best executive candidates. Firms that embrace these tools provide faster turnarounds, more accurate matches, and higher long-term placement success.

Real-World Success Stories: Brands Built by the Right Hires

Brands like Anytime Fitness, Domino’s, and Kumon have publicly shared how strategic executive hires have helped them scale operations, expand internationally, and digitize their customer engagement. These success stories often stem from partnerships with the Top Franchise Executive Search Firms in 2025: Hire Leadership That Grows Your Brand, who understood the brand DNA and sourced leadership to match.

Conclusion: Leadership is the Foundation of Franchise Success

In the competitive world of franchising, leadership is the defining factor of long-term success. From vision setting to operational excellence, the right executives unlock new levels of performance. That’s why more brands are choosing to work with the Franchise Executive Search Firms firms that understand the nuances of franchise business and deliver leaders who align with your mission.

If your goal is to elevate your franchise brand and scale with precision, it’s time to invest in executive search partners that drive real transformation.

Alliance Recruitment Agency: Your Global Manpower Agency

Alliance Recruitment Agency stands out among franchise executive search firms, offering tailored recruitment solutions for global franchise businesses. As trusted franchise executive recruiters, we specialize in sourcing top-tier leadership talent that aligns with your brand vision and growth strategy. Our team ensures every franchise executive search delivers candidates with the experience, agility, and cultural fit needed to drive success in today’s competitive franchise landscape. With a strong global presence and industry-specific expertise, we help businesses build strong leadership pipelines across regions. Contact us today to find the perfect executive talent for your franchise organization.

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Missiles and Meal Service: The Hidden Toll of Flying in War-zones

Common occupational hazards in aviation; the not so new flight deck stressors would encompass turbulence, delayed pushbacks, and that one passanger having an issue with someone reclining their seat (this is so very common, believe me). Let’s not forget another one who thinks the seatbelt sign doesn’t apply to them while on active runway (because they are just itching for a snack they left inside their carry-on luggage in the overhead bin. Opens bin, then bag falls off on them and everyone around. SMH)

Back to business. Pilots and cabin crew flying over the Middle East lately, especially in and out of Qatar, well, there’s a new, less subtle source of anxiety: missile attacks. Who doesn’t know the news by now?

Yes, flying into Doha these days might involve dodging airspace closures, U.S. airbase targets, and the occasional Iranian and Israeli news. Glamorous, right?

Very.

While passengers worry about delayed in-flight meals and Wi-Fi speeds being too slow or disconnecting , the crew up front and in the aisles are dealing with something much much heavier: the psychological toll of flying through a region where geopolitics are very unpredictable, stormy, and always just over the horizon.

What Happened in Qatar Exactly, you ask?

In resent years, we’ve witnessed sensitive airspaces and in response, airlines have shut down their airspaces. Flights being rerouted faster than a teenager dodging chores have become commonplace, and airline dispatchers around the world had one collective panic attack.

Now just imagine this. Inflight, flight crew are prepping beverage carts while air defence systems light up the radar. Boom-Chaka-Boom! Just another day in the skies.

Cabin Pressure: Flying with a Side of Adrenaline

Yes, crew (deck crew and cabin crew) are trained to handle demarcates, but war is not an average Emmergency! It’s one thing to worry about fuel efficiency. It’s another to fly over a region where missiles are a real-time hazard.

There is a huge difference between trusting an aircraft, the team, and trusting geopolitics.

Constant anticipatory anxiety.

Hypervigilance, even on layovers.

The unsettling knowledge that their aircraft might share airspace with defense drones, military jets, and… well, more missiles.

Hospitality Meets Hostility

Cabin crew, as you know, are the face of calm, smile and all. Even so, smiling while you serve fish, beef and a gluten free meal on a flight skimming a conflict zone? That’s dark art right there.

Results:

Crew becoming emotionally disconnected from their jobs.

Guilt when evacuating people while others are left behind. 2020 clears throat!

Luxury inflight service inside a pressure cooker floating mid air at 40,000 feet while those on ground are ducking. Definately dystopian!

More Fuel, More Detours, More Fatigue

Yep! Practical stress:

Flights being rerouted to avoid hot zones, adding hours to duty time.

Longer flight hours mean more fatigue, which affects both performance and emotional bandwidth.

There’s no glamour-AT ALL in a 15 hour turnaround because there is no clearance to land.

What Airlines Are Maybe doing

Critical Incident Stress Management teams.

Therapy appointments.

Pre and post dispatch briefings.

Even so, lots of crews feel out of the loop. Why you ask?Because, you get the news that you’re flying a risky zone when you’re already on it.

Hidden Costs: Forget Fuel and Insurance

Mental Health RiskWhat It Looks LikePTSD or traumaFlashbacks, fawning, sleep interruptions, avoidanceBurnoutEmotional numbness, lack of purposeAnxietyReccuring worry, overanalysing proceduresIsolationFeeling detached and lack of support on layovers or at home

These risks don’t show up on a flight log, but hey, they impact safety, morale, and retention. We talk about maintaining aircraft fatigue limits. What about crew fatigue limits?

Where Do We Go From Here?

How about a Flight Plan for Mental Health in Conflict Zones:

Transparent Security Briefings.

Weight & balance before takeoff is paramount, so is mental health balance.

Flight Debriefs After High-Stress Flights.

Better Global Oversight, meaning ICAO, IATA and other relevant bodies must update protocols for mental wellness involving high-risk routes.

Bottom line, pilots and cabin crew are indeed professionals for they train, adapt, and make sure to get the job done. But, they are people too and not robots. People who fly into the world’s most dangerous zones with nothing more than a safety manual and nerves of steel.

We owe them patience, understanding, protection and genuine support as they navigate war zones with grit and grace.

Fly safe. Check on your crew friends, and just maybe skip the missile jokes during boarding.

Source: Missiles and Meal Service: The Hidden Toll of Flying in War-zones

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Managed WiFi: Business Network Infrastructure Solutions

Modern enterprises rely on wireless connectivity as a fundamental operational requirement. Managed wifi transforms how organizations approach network infrastructure by outsourcing wireless management to specialized providers. This strategic shift allows companies to maintain robust internet connectivity while concentrating resources on primary business functions.

Understanding Managed WiFi Concepts

Managed wifi involves partnering with professional network providers who assume complete responsibility for wireless infrastructure operations. These partnerships encompass equipment deployment, system configuration, security oversight, and continuous performance monitoring. Organizations benefit from enterprise-level wireless capabilities without developing internal networking expertise.

A managed wifi system consists of interconnected components working harmoniously to deliver consistent wireless access. The infrastructure includes carefully positioned access points, centralized management controllers, and multilayered security protocols. This coordinated approach ensures reliable connectivity across all business locations and user devices.

Architecture of Managed WiFi Systems

Professional managed wifi systems integrate several critical elements designed for optimal wireless performance. High-quality access points establish the network backbone, positioned strategically to maximize coverage while supporting numerous concurrent connections without compromising speed or reliability.

Central network controllers serve as command hubs for managed wifi system operations. These advanced devices orchestrate data flow, enforce security measures, and deliver automated network optimization. Controllers continuously adjust power levels, frequency channels, and traffic distribution to maintain peak performance standards.

Security Framework in Managed WiFi

Managed wifi sercurity implements comprehensive protection strategies to defend wireless networks and connected endpoints. Advanced security measures include sophisticated encryption protocols, certificate-based authentication, and intelligent firewall systems that establish multiple defensive barriers against unauthorized intrusion attempts.

Network isolation represents a core managed wifi security strategy, creating separate virtual networks for distinct user categories and device types. Continuous security monitoring analyzes network communications to detect anomalous behavior and emerging threats. Regular vulnerability assessments and security updates maintain managed wifi security effectiveness against developing cyber threats.

Choosing Professional Managed WiFi Providers

Selecting suitable managed wifi providers demands careful assessment of technical qualifications and service delivery standards. Providers must exhibit comprehensive knowledge of wireless technologies, network security protocols, and enterprise infrastructure management practices.

Key evaluation factors include:

• Network architecture and design competencies

• Round-the-clock monitoring and technical support

• Growth accommodation and expansion capabilities

• Regional support presence and availability

• Specialized industry knowledge and experience

• Strategic vendor relationships and technology access

Sector-Specific Applications

Various industries demand customized managed wifi solutions addressing unique operational needs. Healthcare organizations require HIPAA-compliant networks supporting critical medical equipment and patient data systems while ensuring stringent privacy protection.

Academic institutions utilize managed wifi solutions engineered for high user concentrations and varied device ecosystems. Commercial retail operations depend on managed wifi solutions supporting transaction processing, inventory control, and customer service applications.

Assessment Standards for Service Providers

Evaluating managed wifi service providers requires systematic analysis of technical capabilities and service excellence. Providers should demonstrate verified experience with network architecture, security deployment, and performance enhancement across diverse industry applications.

Critical assessment criteria encompass:

• Professional qualifications and industry recognition

• Demonstrated success with comparable implementations

• Detailed service level commitments

• Flexible solutions supporting organizational growth

• Value-oriented pricing and contract flexibility

• Local expertise and support accessibility

Implementation and Operations

Managed wifi solutions deployment commences with thorough facility evaluation and network strategy development. Engineering professionals perform detailed site examinations to assess coverage needs, interference factors, and capacity demands.

Professional deployment ensures all infrastructure components function according to design parameters. Qualified technicians install networking equipment, configure management systems, and establish security protocols to guarantee optimal performance.

Operational management activities include:

• Automated system monitoring and incident notification

• Preventive maintenance and performance optimization

• Scheduled software updates and security enhancements

• Network capacity analysis and growth planning

• Remote diagnostics and configuration management

Economic Benefits and ROI

Managed wifi services commonly utilize predictable monthly fee structures encompassing equipment costs, installation services, and ongoing technical support. This financial model eliminates substantial capital investments while providing consistent operational expenses.

Investment returns encompass direct expense reductions plus operational efficiency gains, improved customer satisfaction, and enhanced employee productivity. Dependable wireless connectivity supports mobile workforce initiatives and optimized business processes.

Technology Trends and Future Developments

Advanced wireless standards including WiFi 6E and WiFi 7 introduce significant performance improvements to managed networking deployments. These technologies deliver enhanced data rates, minimized latency, and superior performance in dense user environments.

Future technology developments include:

• Next-generation wireless standard implementation

• Machine learning network optimization

• IoT device integration and management

• Advanced cybersecurity framework deployment

• Enhanced data analytics and intelligence

• Cellular network convergence opportunities

Best Managed WiFi Solutions Selection

Best managed wifi solutions require thorough evaluation of organizational needs and provider capabilities. Companies should analyze existing wireless limitations, future connectivity demands, and available internal resources before committing to managed solutions.

Best managed wifi solutions deliver professional-quality wireless infrastructure without complexity associated with internal management. The integration of expert design, commercial-grade equipment, and comprehensive security provides dependable connectivity supporting business development.

Summary

Professional wireless networking through managed services has emerged as vital for organizations pursuing reliable, secure, and scalable connectivity solutions. Identifying appropriate managed wifi service providers and deploying suitable solutions requires thorough evaluation of technical competencies and service quality standards.

Investment in professional managed wireless services produces enhanced connectivity, strengthened security, and operational efficiency supporting sustained business achievement and growth aspirations.

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Mystery Shopping in Delhi: A Game-Changer for Customer-Centric Businesses

In today’s hyper-competitive marketplace, customer experience can make or break your business. Whether you're running a retail store, a chain of restaurants, or a luxury showroom, delivering exceptional service is critical. That’s where Mystery Shopping in Delhi comes into play—a powerful tool that offers businesses a clear, unbiased view of their service quality from the customer's perspective.

At Ctrl Service, we help businesses across Delhi unlock meaningful insights through customized mystery shopping programs tailored to their industry and goals. This blog dives into how mystery shopping works, its benefits, and why your Delhi-based business needs it today.

What is Mystery Shopping and Why is it Important in Delhi?

Mystery Shopping in Delhi involves sending trained evaluators—known as mystery shoppers—to pose as regular customers and assess the service, cleanliness, employee behavior, and overall experience at your business outlet. In a city like Delhi, where customer expectations are constantly rising, mystery shopping acts as an effective strategy to bridge the gap between perceived and actual service delivery.

Mystery shoppers provide detailed reports, highlighting strengths and pinpointing weaknesses that might be overlooked in internal evaluations. For businesses, this translates into improved performance, higher customer satisfaction, and a stronger brand reputation.

Types of Mystery Shopping Services in Delhi

Ctrl Service offers a wide range of Mystery Shopping in Delhi programs customized for various industries. Some of the most common types include:

1. Retail Mystery Shopping in Delhi

Evaluate how well your sales team is engaging with customers, upselling products, or handling objections. Our retail mystery shoppers help identify staff training needs and operational flaws.

2. Restaurant Mystery Shopping in Delhi

In the hospitality industry, every detail matters. From the warmth of the greeting to the taste of the food, our mystery shoppers assess it all to ensure top-notch customer experiences.

3. Banking Mystery Shopping in Delhi

Banks and financial institutions use our services to check compliance, evaluate service efficiency, and understand how well their products are being communicated to clients.

4. Automotive Mystery Shopping in Delhi

Our automotive mystery shopping audits help dealerships assess test drive experiences, sales professionalism, and after-sales service.

5. Healthcare Mystery Shopping in Delhi

Hospitals, clinics, and diagnostic centers can benefit from mystery shopping by assessing patient care, appointment processes, and facility hygiene.

Benefits of Mystery Shopping in Delhi for Businesses

Implementing Mystery Shopping in Delhi can deliver significant advantages for your business, such as:

1. Real-Time Performance Insights

Mystery shopping provides an accurate snapshot of how your business is performing on the ground. It highlights service lapses and areas for improvement with real-world examples.

2. Objective Customer Feedback

Unlike online reviews, mystery shopping offers controlled, unbiased, and structured feedback, helping you make informed decisions based on facts.

3. Enhanced Employee Performance

Knowing that their performance could be evaluated anytime, staff members tend to stay more alert and customer-focused. This leads to higher service consistency.

4. Competitive Benchmarking

Want to see how you stack up against your competitors in Delhi? Mystery shopping can be used to evaluate competing businesses to uncover their strengths and weaknesses.

5. Improved Customer Loyalty

A better understanding of customer behavior leads to enhanced service, which naturally boosts satisfaction and retention rates.

How Ctrl Service Executes Mystery Shopping in Delhi

At Ctrl Service, we follow a streamlined yet flexible approach to Mystery Shopping in Delhi, designed to suit businesses of all sizes and sectors.

1. Client Briefing & Goal Setting

We begin by understanding your goals—whether it's evaluating employee performance, testing a new process, or checking brand compliance.

2. Shopper Recruitment & Training

We select trained mystery shoppers who match your target customer persona and brief them on the specific evaluation criteria.

3. Mystery Shop Execution

Our shoppers visit your store, interact with staff, make purchases (if required), and discreetly gather the necessary data.

4. Report Compilation & Analysis

All findings are compiled into a detailed report, supported by photos, recordings (if permitted), and specific examples of observed behavior.

5. Feedback & Strategy Planning

Our team works with you to analyze the reports and develop strategic actions that address any identified issues.

Who Can Benefit from Mystery Shopping in Delhi?

Retail chains & department stores

Restaurants, cafes, & food joints

Automobile showrooms

Banks and NBFCs

Hospitals and clinics

Gyms and fitness centers

Real estate agencies

E-commerce logistics partners

Whether you're a small business or a multi-location brand, Mystery Shopping in Delhi gives you the competitive edge needed to thrive in today’s market.

Why Choose Ctrl Service for Mystery Shopping in Delhi?

With years of experience and a network of skilled evaluators, Ctrl Service is a trusted name for Mystery Shopping in Delhi. Here's what sets us apart:

✅ Pan-Delhi coverage across multiple sectors

✅ Fully customizable checklists and shopper profiles

✅ Real-time dashboards and detailed reports

✅ Competitive pricing for small and large businesses

✅ High confidentiality and professionalism

We are committed to helping you deliver exceptional customer experiences, every single time.

Final Thoughts: Elevate Your Business with Mystery Shopping in Delhi

Mystery Shopping is not just about catching mistakes—it's about growing smarter. It’s a secret weapon that successful brands use to perfect their customer experience, ensure compliance, and train their workforce. With Ctrl Service by your side, you can gain invaluable insights that fuel better decisions and drive results.

✅ Ready to Experience the Power of Mystery Shopping in Delhi?

Partner with Ctrl Service today and discover how mystery shopping can transform your customer service standards.

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Let’s decode customer experience—one mystery shop at a time!