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Stainless Steel Roasting Forks Review
Have you ever tried roasting marshmallows or sausages over a campfire, only to feel the intense heat pushing you back? That nostalgic experience, the warmth of the flames paired with the ooey-gooey delight of a perfectly roasted marshmallow, sometimes comes with an unintended con—a too-close-for-comfort encounter with the fire. Enter the “Stainless Steel Roasting Forks – 2 Pack – Solid 1 Piece…
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#mhmm#fork found in kitchen#next to the sid fork of course#actually even though i relentlessly roast them for their offseason codependency#i am overjoyed that they have each other#seriously i just hope sid and natemac have fun :)#no (additional) punchlines#sidney crosby#nathan mackinnon#team canada#4 nations face off#plus a jared bednar cameo appearance
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ماكينة السمبوسة الكهربائية
Nostalgia Electric S'mores Maker Indoor Tabletop - S'mores Set with Marshmallow Roasting Sticks and 4 Trays for Graham Crackers, Chocolate and Marshmallows - Movie Night Supplies - Brown
For more details click on the link
https://amzn.to/3YUbJor
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leftist men vs not being misogynistic
#oh that political streamer/youtuber guy with left leaning views who spends his time roasting conservatives doesn’t believe amber heard?#fork found in kitchen#*personal
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They might want to cut their tongue out the next time they consider crossing you, it would hurt less
The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil
#hellsite hall of fame#shitpost#quote#funny quote#raw lines#lol#burn#comedy#personal#writing#is it me#tis me#low blow#low bar#roasted#toasted#stick a fork in em#their done#trauma dump
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Nice little Memorial Day campfire! 🔥
#photos#not art#already roasted like 6 marshmallows#because they're smol and I can fit two at a time on that fork#AND I AM GETTING EATEN ALIVE BY MOSQUITOES! DX#the junk is stuff we use for firestarter
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What should I make for dinner tonight






It uh,
It looks great
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Back when the pixel cats end snowpea genetics minigame came out I was obsessively playing it nonstop both during before and after class and one day my friend asked me what I was playing and the way she immediately lost interest the moment I went on a 10 minute exposition monologue about how the game works probably says a lot about me actually now when I think about it
#fweeet#in hindsight i was never gonna live that one down chat#ah yes. me enjoying a game specifically about plant genetics. fork found in kitchen.#one time i told people about this plant documentary i was watching and was promptly roasted into oblivion and honestly yeah thats fair#'only whistle would watch a plant documentary' yeah no youre right i cant defend that
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Me, everyday: Pack food to eat for the love of god. You eat a cheese stick and maybe aNOTHER snack at work everyday. PACK A LUNCH. YOu buy things like sandwich materials. Make a sandwich.
Me: I feel......................... I'm going to bring red bean soup with mochi to microwave tomorrow.
Me: Bitch, that's not a lunch, but by god, good choice. Hungry.
#ramblings#i can taste it now#yum... maybe i should bring chopsticks but i don't wanna do dishes so i'll just eat mochi with a plastic spoon or fork#i'm just going to bring a sweet potato and roast it in the oven one day#just gotta be weird and eat weird and be me i guess#i wanna much i wanna crunch but it's time for bed and i just had oatmeal due to cravings
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Pork Roast - Slow Cooker Pork Loin Roast with Brown Sugar and Sweet Potatoes Easily prepared in a slow cooker, this tender pork loin roast with sweet potatoes is cooked in a buttery brown sugar mixture for ultimate flavor.
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Mexican Shredded Chuck Roast Chuck roast simmers in beef broth and guajillo sauce until tender enough to shred for tacos, burritos, tostadas, enchiladas, or taquitos.
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Ed Baldwin is trying to eat fettucine with a knife and fork
#for all mankind#what the FUCK is he doing to his meal#they even did a close-up on his hands doing it#his receding-hairline wig is awful too#you can clearly see where the cap begins because his forehead skin moves with his eyebrows so far and no further#who eats long pasta that way#(enter three dozen people to tell me they and their family have eaten long pasta that way all their lives)#he didn't HAVE to have the fettucine!#I paused on the menu board there was also roast chicken with french beans and new potatoes!#you know food you're intended to eat with a knife and fork!#ed could just have been one of those men who keeps his hair as it turns grey
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come over if ur hungry 😞💗‼️
#honey walnut shrimp and white rice w roasted broccoli#i should be SOMEONES WIFE NOT WORKING AND GOING TO SCHOOL GAH#yappin.#come over if u want i’ll bring out the good china (my favorite bowl and fork will be yours…… this is an sacrifice of love okay)
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Mississippi Pot Roast Recipe With chuck roast, au jus gravy, and pepperoncini peppers, Mississippi pot roast is simple to prepare in a slow cooker and yields fork-tender, flavorful results. 1/2 jar pepperoncini, 1/2 cup unsalted butter, 1 chuck roast, 1 package buttermilk ranch dressing mix, 1 packet au jus gravy mix, 1/2 jar pepperoncini juice, salt and ground black pepper to taste
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Mexican Shredded Chuck Roast Recipe Chuck roast simmers in beef broth and guajillo sauce until tender enough to shred for tacos, burritos, tostadas, enchiladas, or taquitos.
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Visiting Johnny’s Family in Scotland —You wanted to make a good impression. Johnny wanted to talk about your sex life. His mum is thrilled.
Inspired by: @goatgoesmbe 's blurb (?)
You were doing so well.
The table was set. The roast was perfect. Johnny’s family was loud, warm, and weirdly obsessed with feeding you every ten minutes. His mum had already hugged you four times. His gran offered you whisky at 2PM. It was chaos, but sweet.
Then came the baby comment.
His mum, spooning potatoes onto your plate with a sly smile, said,
“Well, we’ve only got the one grandbaby from Johnny’s sister—and you know what they say, love. A full house is a happy house.”
You smiled politely. “Oh, we’re not in any rush—”
Johnny? He took that as a personal challenge.
“No rush, aye, but we are tryin’,” he said proudly, leaning back with one arm thrown casually over your chair. “Like, seriously puttin’ in the work.”
You nearly choked on your wine.
“Johnny,” you hissed, elbowing him.
“What?” He grinned, eyes dancing with zero shame. “She brought it up! I’m just sayin’, we’re very committed to the process. At least twice a day when I’m home. Sometimes three if we’re well fed.”
His entire family burst into laughter.
His mum? Absolutely beaming. “That’s the spirit, son!”
You covered your face, groaning. “Please stop.”
“Oh come on, sweetheart,” he said, nudging you. “What’s wrong with tellin’ them we’re gonna make the cutest wee MacTavish in Scotland?”
“You’re wrong with it,” you muttered, mortified.
“And when it happens,” he added, looking around the table like this was a family briefing, “I swear, I’m goin’ full dad-mode. Buildin’ cribs, learnin’ lullabies, gettin’ one of those chest baby carrier things—”
“Johnny!”
“—and don’t even get me started on her pregnancy hormones.” He looked directly at his mum. “Wild. Absolute wildfire in bed.”
The table erupted. Someone dropped a fork. His gran looked delighted. You wanted to fall into a pit and die.
You grabbed his arm, cheeks burning. “Can we not talk about this in front of your entire bloodline?”
But he just grinned at you, soft and unapologetic.
“I’m not ashamed to talk about wantin’ you to be the mother of my kids, bonnie,” he said, voice dropping just for you. “It’s the best thing I’ve ever wanted.”
You blinked. Speechless. Face still burning.
“Now,” he added, raising his glass to the table, “someone pass the potatoes. She needs the stamina.”
#cod#cod modern warfare#ghost cod#soap cod#cod imagine#soap smut#soap call of duty#soap mw2#john soap mactavish#johnny mactavish#johnny soap mactavish#johnny soap mactavish x reader#johnny mactavish x reader
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