#Roasting Forks

[outdoorovernights]

Stainless Steel Roasting Forks Review

Have you ever tried roasting marshmallows or sausages over a campfire, only to feel the intense heat pushing you back? That nostalgic experience, the warmth of the flames paired with the ooey-gooey delight of a perfectly roasted marshmallow, sometimes comes with an unintended con—a too-close-for-comfort encounter with the fire. Enter the “Stainless Steel Roasting Forks – 2 Pack – Solid 1 Piece…

[this-ass-is-eikonic]

[a-1-r-9]

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Nostalgia Electric S'mores Maker Indoor Tabletop - S'mores Set with Marshmallow Roasting Sticks and 4 Trays for Graham Crackers, Chocolate and Marshmallows - Movie Night Supplies - Brown

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[zebrafiz]

leftist men vs not being misogynistic

[travelingtwentysomething]

They might want to cut their tongue out the next time they consider crossing you, it would hurt less

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

[angrybatart]

Nice little Memorial Day campfire! 🔥

[cyberphuck]

What should I make for dinner tonight







It uh,

It looks great

[loud-whistling-yes]

Back when the pixel cats end snowpea genetics minigame came out I was obsessively playing it nonstop both during before and after class and one day my friend asked me what I was playing and the way she immediately lost interest the moment I went on a 10 minute exposition monologue about how the game works probably says a lot about me actually now when I think about it

[cubot]

Me, everyday: Pack food to eat for the love of god. You eat a cheese stick and maybe aNOTHER snack at work everyday. PACK A LUNCH. YOu buy things like sandwich materials. Make a sandwich.

Me: I feel......................... I'm going to bring red bean soup with mochi to microwave tomorrow.

Me: Bitch, that's not a lunch, but by god, good choice. Hungry.

[ellishailey]

Pork Roast - Slow Cooker Pork Loin Roast with Brown Sugar and Sweet Potatoes Easily prepared in a slow cooker, this tender pork loin roast with sweet potatoes is cooked in a buttery brown sugar mixture for ultimate flavor.

[griffinalana]

Mexican Shredded Chuck Roast Chuck roast simmers in beef broth and guajillo sauce until tender enough to shred for tacos, burritos, tostadas, enchiladas, or taquitos.

[airandangels]

Ed Baldwin is trying to eat fettucine with a knife and fork

[notvil]

come over if ur hungry 😞💗‼️

[insidethetureen]

Mississippi Pot Roast Recipe With chuck roast, au jus gravy, and pepperoncini peppers, Mississippi pot roast is simple to prepare in a slow cooker and yields fork-tender, flavorful results. 1/2 jar pepperoncini, 1/2 cup unsalted butter, 1 chuck roast, 1 package buttermilk ranch dressing mix, 1 packet au jus gravy mix, 1/2 jar pepperoncini juice, salt and ground black pepper to taste

[driggstakephotos]

Mexican Shredded Chuck Roast Recipe Chuck roast simmers in beef broth and guajillo sauce until tender enough to shred for tacos, burritos, tostadas, enchiladas, or taquitos.

[aquaholicsanonymousworld]

Visiting Johnny’s Family in Scotland —You wanted to make a good impression. Johnny wanted to talk about your sex life. His mum is thrilled.

Inspired by: @goatgoesmbe 's blurb (?)

You were doing so well.

The table was set. The roast was perfect. Johnny’s family was loud, warm, and weirdly obsessed with feeding you every ten minutes. His mum had already hugged you four times. His gran offered you whisky at 2PM. It was chaos, but sweet.

Then came the baby comment.

His mum, spooning potatoes onto your plate with a sly smile, said,

“Well, we’ve only got the one grandbaby from Johnny’s sister—and you know what they say, love. A full house is a happy house.”

You smiled politely. “Oh, we’re not in any rush—”

Johnny? He took that as a personal challenge.

“No rush, aye, but we are tryin’,” he said proudly, leaning back with one arm thrown casually over your chair. “Like, seriously puttin’ in the work.”

You nearly choked on your wine.

“Johnny,” you hissed, elbowing him.

“What?” He grinned, eyes dancing with zero shame. “She brought it up! I’m just sayin’, we’re very committed to the process. At least twice a day when I’m home. Sometimes three if we’re well fed.”

His entire family burst into laughter.

His mum? Absolutely beaming. “That’s the spirit, son!”

You covered your face, groaning. “Please stop.”

“Oh come on, sweetheart,” he said, nudging you. “What’s wrong with tellin’ them we’re gonna make the cutest wee MacTavish in Scotland?”

“You’re wrong with it,” you muttered, mortified.

“And when it happens,” he added, looking around the table like this was a family briefing, “I swear, I’m goin’ full dad-mode. Buildin’ cribs, learnin’ lullabies, gettin’ one of those chest baby carrier things—”

“Johnny!”

“—and don’t even get me started on her pregnancy hormones.” He looked directly at his mum. “Wild. Absolute wildfire in bed.”

The table erupted. Someone dropped a fork. His gran looked delighted. You wanted to fall into a pit and die.

You grabbed his arm, cheeks burning. “Can we not talk about this in front of your entire bloodline?”

But he just grinned at you, soft and unapologetic.

“I’m not ashamed to talk about wantin’ you to be the mother of my kids, bonnie,” he said, voice dropping just for you. “It’s the best thing I’ve ever wanted.”

You blinked. Speechless. Face still burning.

“Now,” he added, raising his glass to the table, “someone pass the potatoes. She needs the stamina.”