#Robots mannn

[bruhstation]

now’s your chance to become a hero, miss nassif.

[robylovi]

me, for the past 6 hours watching this kdrama: please kiss there are two episodes left oh my goddd

me, when they actually kiss: oh !! good for them !! stop it tho !!

[sm-baby]

IRON. SON.

[acid--inside]

i go into a somno tag looking for other cutesy consensual somno likers. instead i find many. many. people to block.

but also blocking these people isnt enough i need to dunk them in acid and kill them

[magical-xirl-4]

i've been looking forward to zenless zone zero since the first trailer dropped and I wanna play it nooow arrgh. I really love most of the revealed characters so far too

[calibreon]

Tag talkin'

[yourfriendlyshapeshiftermonsters]

I'm sorry that I'm not great at wording.. At all.

But i think people's need to make their cobs be more of a pathetic loser that he is, Someone that truly got kicked out from his parents basement and never spoke to them anymore. Just a selfish bitch who wanted nothing more than power. Don't get me wrong,i love it when fanfics depicts this guy as the big bad scary villain. But also. man.

This guy really didn't gave out the threatening villain style at all. You may say that he's just acting nice and all dumb like that but are actually just an evil sadistic creature. But to me, he's just a super petty old man that probably would say 'no one wanted to work anymore these days!!' While paying his worker 1 dollar every month

His core character to me was just a CCO who has grown so large that his humanity has completely wiped out, now only caring about the company while his only priority is to be the new viral things, take control of his customer, and take those sweet bags of money. Not to actually make a big super thoughtful effort..

especially on catching an old brand product of his

It didn't made him any less of a bad person ofc. In fact,it made him kindaa. More evil..?? humans?? Selfish bastard??? (realism? Idk how to word it mannn. The point is)

He sees all of the mephones more as an exciting brand new products to the customer and are also pretty straight forward about it to them. Giving them a false hope and pride of them being the product of a popular brand that are better,more superior and be the lasts kind of me phone that cobs needs to produce. Making them the guilable things that cobs need them for

They are not people on cobs eyes,just a replaceable products

Also,is it just me or cobs on s2e8 way of talking about me phones felt like he massproducting the mephones,like. The real robots maybe as a protective bodyguard but also made them easily get broken just so the customer could buy more of em?

[overcaffeinated-paranoia]

Starscream sketch

pretty robot mannn i was going to wait to post this at a better time but im doing it anyway

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[that1overthere]

mannn why the fuck my robots makin ouut???

[puffpastrycrimewatch]

rahh!! robot ocs!! 🤯 your oc looks so cool i like them, i decided to draw them with mine, Piercer! 😁

( she can transform her legs into a weapon that can pierce people's body, armor and stuff thats why shes named piercer 😎)

WAHhh!!! I like your robot OC too thank you mannn!!!!!!! 😭🖤🖤🩷🩷🩷🩷

I drew Nam Mi-mi taking a picture with her!!

Nam Mi-mi definitely would want to be her friend because they think piercers cool, I feel like piercer would try to avoid Nami tho, they can be a bit much-

-Honestly Nami can only do household tasks like cook and stuff and maybe destroy an astroid or two ☠️

Lmao I thought it would be funny if piercer was a wanted assassin-

Normal version-

I have a funny dialogue with these two I wanna draw out I just don't know how 😭

[callsign-relic]

Okay okay putting it in an ask to join in on the fun. Human is in Megatron’s valve and whoops would you look at that. They accidentally wiggle their way past his robot cervix and into his gestation tank.

Now poor human is stuck moving around inside like a little sparkling and there’s a few things that could happen. One of them being accidentally triggering carrying protocols making Megatron’s frame think he’s pregnant. Maybe he gets overprotective of his own frame, maybe he gets abnormally horny.

When they eventually find a way to get human out, if they’ve got the courage they can tease him about how they “got him pregnant”

AUQHWHGEUWGWHW YEEESSSSSS. Man mechpreg stuff isn’t normally something that I’m into at all but this is just too good 😭 I love both of these scenarios omg

Megatron getting overprotective is such a great idea. Like imagine a vehicon casually gestures towards his frame without much thought and he just growls at them, an arm raising up to protect his lower abdomen without him even realizing. Megatron would be so conflicted 😭 he loathes the feeling of the human squirming around in there inside him, looking forward to the day they’re finally out of him. But at the same time, something clicked inside him as these instincts turned on. He finds himself making sure he doesn’t sit down too harshly for fear of crushing his growing sparkling, making sure he doesn’t make any movement that’s too rash actually. He finds his claws drifting to his abdomen protectively, sometimes sitting his optics and gently flexing his stomach as if in reply to the writhing movements of his sparking within him.

But then he has to snap himself out of it, because there was no sparkling at all. Just some insignificant little human— one that served no higher purpose than as a toy for his own pleasure who had the misfortune of getting trapped inside him until their eventual release. He felt sickened at how right it felt, carrying someone inside him like this— someone completely undeserving of calling his body a place to stay.

And OHHH MANNN IMAGINE IT’S THE HORNY OPTION. I’m not sure who he’d command to interface within while he’s like this, hell maybe it’s just a random vehicon, but he would be insatiable as the the carrier program overtakes all of his logic coding. And god imagine being the human inside him, feeling every harsh, wild thrust and hearing every rough growl from the warlord letting it all out. Imagine below they can see the exit of his valve as his array is open, but it’s too often filled with another mech’s spike or Megatron’s own claws, constantly clenching and contracting, never open for long enough for the human to even attempt squeezing out before Megatron snaps his panel shut again.

Bro I could totally imagine this as a whole multi chaptered fic. The first chapter being the one where he uses the human only for them to get stuck inside him, and each chapter afterward is Megatron trying to blow off the steam he feels every day with a different bot each time until it’s finally the day the human exits his system. Someone get on that shit and write this BAHAHA

And the human teasing him about it omg 😭 they’d never let him live it down AHAHAVAH

[tvguts]

in 30 years or so some kid on Tiktok 2 is gonna post a contextless crusty gif of GIR from 2009 and someone else is going to respond to it with a Wikipedia screenshot that explains that the character is an alien robot in a dog suit and everybody is gonna be like haha mannn what drugs were people in the 2000s even on!!! it'll be like people of today learning about the Schmoo

[besidesitstoowarm]

"Victory of the Daleks" thoughts

mannn someone needs to stop mark gatiss from writing or being in doctor who at this point. and i say this as probably the world's only "lazarus experiment" fan. did you guys remember he was in game of thrones too? tycho nestoris you will always be famous

anyway i personally would not have chosen to follow "empty child" in terms of the next ww2 episode, given how near-perfect that story is, but golly gee he had the gumption. not the talent however. sorry

so they meet churchill and he immediately asks for a tardis key. scamp. then we find out they have daleks now! we see the dalek inventor, and i knew he looked familiar and this is my one, my only, THEE lyman beesbury (rip) of hotd fame. he also played ned gowan in outlander but as a proud member of beesbury hive i must rep my king. i have already forgotten the character's name. it doesn't matter

the doctor flips the fuck out naturally. amy does not remember the daleks even after "journey's end" and i can't remember if that specifically makes HER weird or if others forgot it all as well. they'll tell me eventually i'm sure. churchill is completely cool w using daleks meanwhile eleven takes a wrench to the cunt. he says he's the doctor, they're daleks, and he's gonna fuck em up. "transmitting testimony"

so eleven goes to the dalek ship and they have a "progenitor device" so they can create new daleks? and beesbury is a robot? the skittles daleks are born and kill their inferiors. i like the skittles daleks, personally. "oh they're not menacing" i'm sorry i didn't realize i was supposed to be menaced. remember one tootling around in a dalek shell in "space museum"? they're camp. the doctor pretends he has a tardis self destruct button so they don't immediately kill him but it's a jammie dodger

star wars ass space battle i don't care. beesbury is a bomb so doctor opts for "trying to save earth" over "finally killing the daleks" we've seen this story like 6 times already i feel like. whatever. amy tries to turn the bomb off by making beesbury feel human "you ever fancy someone you know you shouldn't" i'm kind of already bored by the "amy is in love w the doctor" subplot. maybe cause i'm already familiar but it's too in my face. you did not need to make it this obvious w rose, it was clear enough in the way she looked at him. i want rory here. anyway he remembers this girl dorabella and love is enough to deactivate the bomb i guess. the daleks escape who could have ever seen this coming

this is such a nothing episode to me honestly. i don't really like dalek stories as it is, i feel like they hardly ever do anything interesting. i'm trying to think of a new who story that isn't "dalek" that i really love. there are other stories that have the daleks in them that i like ("journey's end" comes to mind) but the daleks are basically interchangeable villains in those, they aren't what i care about within the episode. the hooverville daleks could have been really interesting but alas. i don't care about churchill either and i feel like we aren't given enough time to SIT with the setting. it's unfair to compare this to the s1 two-parter but you really FEEL nancy's predicament, the setting feels lived-in and natural. this is so chaotic it could be basically anywhere anytime, just an excuse to resurrect the daleks for later usage. so i guess it's fine in that respect. does its job. whatever

thankfully next story has my WIFE in it so we're safe

[yadoorknob]

the credits song came up on my insta timeline this morning and now i've fallen down a rabbit hole of Yo Gabba Gabba! Autism at the ripe old age of 18 😭 love ur fanart and costume!

THANK YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!/!/!/!/!!!/!!!/!/!5!/

ALWAYS GOOD TO KNOW MAH CONTRIBUTIONS TO DA ✨️ d e h f a n d o m ✨️ IS VERY APPRECIATTO-

I can't agree more about the good ol' t i s m (except for me ig it more adhd having tism overlap BUT WHO CARES BECAUSE FUNNI ROBOT MANNN

[ofcowardiceandkings]

when the possibility for art theft was like ... an entitled douche or a kid who doesnt get it , it was kind of bearable to risk sharing art online but fuuckk mannn

i dont want every powerdrunk tech bro to scrape the soul out of all my art without me knowing or consenting just to train their stupid robot brain to do art badly

where the fuck are we supposed to have creative communities now

[autisticempathydaemon]

For the RedactedAudios match-up!

What song are you fixated on at the moment? 

Cease Cesse by Clou and Slim Pickins Does The Right Thing And Rides The Bomb To Hell by The Offspring, maybe True Trans Soul Rebel (classic lol) by Against Me!

What lyric or verse, and why?

From Promiseland by MIKA- "I kept my promise, man, show me the promiseland"

What is your Enneagram type?

Type 8, followed closely by 3.

Do you love gargantuan Youtube video essays, and if so, which is your favorite and why?

Occasionally, if I'm interested in the topic. I like to learn about things. Personal preference is to watch video essays about the process to make something (eg. Weaving, crocheting, sewing) or about history.

Tell me about your childhood imaginary friend.

I had a fox as my imaginary friend, but barely remember it.

What is your go-to way to fall asleep?

On my front with one pillow. If it isn't silent I'll put headphones in to listen to rain noises.

If you had to change your name, what would it be, and why? (In tandem, if you have changed your name, why did you pick that one?)

I've changed mine for Trans Reasons! If I changed it again I'd like to choose something more adventurous though.

What is your favorite of Redacted’s audios, and why?

Comforted By an Arrogant Incubus and Your Owner Takes Matters Into His Own Hands [Project Meridian]. Gavin's comfort audio is a go-to when I feel down and overwhelmed but I think my favorite lore and audio wise is the latter of my two choices due to the copious metaphors and grey morality of everyone involved.

What Redacted boy holds no appeal to you, and why? Like, not the one you hate but the one who you don’t get the hype for. (I won’t judge, I promise.)

Caelum, if he counts. He's just not my type of character. If not, probably Elliott and Vincent, mostly because their storylines don't interest me.

Tell me about that one book/movie/tv show you know all the words to.

LOTR probably, or maybe I, Robot? For TV it's definitely Hannibal though.

Which Redacted boy are you platonically attracted to? Like- forget dating, which dude do you want to be your best friend?

Mannn, Damien and I would be overachiever besties. I think he'd push me to be my best self and encourage me in my studies.

Do you have a go-to thing you ramble about when you’re tired, and if so, what is it? (For example, my boyfriend knows I’m ready to sleep when I start talking about space.)

Not sure– I don't think so. 

Tell me your go-to gas station and drink combo.

I don't really have a go-to but I like Speedway and 7/11. When I buy drinks (rarely) I usually buy lemonade or fizzy water. If I'm sharing it, I'll get a slushie, and if I'm tired I'll buy a coke but I often find both of those too sweet otherwise.

Tell me about your favorite playlist at the moment. 

Cannot link them for anonymity purposes but it's a chronological playlist for a character's morality change arc over the course of their story.

What’s your guilty pleasure media, and why?

Mmm, maybe Criminal Minds or reality TV (usually cooking shows, occasionally survivalist ones). I find both of them a bit abhorrent in terms of what they stand for (copaganda, individualism, unexamined colonial co-opting of native aesthetics) but occasionally watch them when I need something which doesn't require a lot of mental energy.

Anything else: I'd consider myself chronically unable to take a break, extroverted, a bit blunt and flirty on accident. Probably socialist or other leftist leanings politically and often fired up about social issues. I care a lot about looks and am always looking to help people around me (unfortunately, sometimes at my own expense). Going into a STEM career. I have a lot of creative hobbies and like working with my hands in my free time.

Thanks for doing this, it's very fun! :)

I’ve said it before, and I’ve said it again. I love to pair a Type Eight with a Type Nine, an extrovert with an introvert, and you know who’s an introverted Type Nine? Lasko heckin’ Moore.

There’s lots of similarities between the two of you that I think makes it work, both big and little things. You’re both trans. (Lasko’s storyline is inherently trans, and Erik himself could not tell me otherwise.) You both love Lord of the Rings and Hannibal. (It’s fun to imagine Lasko having a surprisingly strong mind and stomach for gore despite his nervousness.) You’re both relentlessly passionate about social justice.

In tandem with that, your differences are also why you work so well. Where Lasko hedges and obfuscates, you get straight to the point and speak your mind. Where you, as a Type Eight, might confront and face head on, Lasko mediates and diplomacizes. It’s a wonderfully balanced pair that would keep y’all in check with one another.

Song:

I never knew just what it was about this old coffee shop I love so much/ All of the while I never knew/ All of the while, all of the while/ It was you

I can’t tell you what it is about Lasko, but I just love imagining coffee-shop meet cutes for him. He’d be writing lesson plans or taking notes for his next DnD session. You’d be doing… cool STEM stuff. (I’m a baker; all my science is of the applied, edible kind.) A barista mixes up your drinks, and then boom! Love.

Runner-Ups:

Both you and Aaron have workaholic tendencies, but I could imagine you showing him a creative hobby of your, something handy, would be a lovely bonding experience for the two of you. He seems the type who’d relax better if his hands weren’t idle, you know? Anton, I like because there’s nothing better than a beautiful couple tackling the STEM world together. (I’ve read a lot of Ali Hazelwood; we love a power couple.)

Note: those copaganda shows are surprisingly enjoyable I know

Read this post and send me an ask if you’d like a match-up of your own! 💌