#SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM!!!!!!

[mail-me-a-snail]

he's free now

[desire-mona]

id tag game changer spoilers but what does that even mean at this point

[teaboot]

We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon

[mulligans-tavern]

"60-70,000 geese" is the new "i found 100,000 dollars"

[candyfangzz]

What it’s like when you and the gang are in different fandoms

[cosmicretreat]

Bruce Campbell, his dad, and his body doubles on the set of Army of Darkness (1992)

[spale-vosver]

[snailandwellmet]

can't get over this dream I had about a seemingly normal make some noise prompt

took me like 10 mins after waking up to think

why the fuck did Lou have a horse

[jackalspine]

@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

[sarahshachat]

Returning to Tumblr simply to point how the cast of Game Changer is like no other. This interview is wild.

[mint-clackelroy]

Hack for if you're struggling with ADHD paralysis and you can't get started on a task:

Step 1: Add some silly rule to the task to make it more interesting and whimsical.

Step 2: Pretend Sam Reich just told you to do it.

Here are a few examples that have worked for me recently.

(Bonus points if you can hear @samreich in your head. "Alright, players, for your next challenge" 🎶ding🎶)

[saintfaux]

[littlegirlinvisible]

HAPPY PRIDE! 🌈

Interview with the Vampire (2022 —)

[stanboromir]

[lesbiannieism]

everybody do the weenus

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the weenus is a dance

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everybody is a genius

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who knows it in advance

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