#SHINDERU.......

[columboscreens]

[chuunibyou-showdown]

CHUUNIBYOU SHOWDOWN ROUND 1

[dailypearldoodles]

Day 85

MCC practice :D

[jacksmusesdrv3]

I need to express that moral ambiguity in a character... doesn’t just mean ’morally grey in the obvious sense’. All it means is an unknown- of code, and whatever factors feeding in to the moral code, for one, like their entire world.

What’s more, a grey can go more towards light than dark. Sometimes that can be more interesting, in the sort of character you might not expect that from.

[magicstar16]

Banzai Family au

Sooo uhhh I’m inflicting my au on you all because why not

Basically it’s where Arnold Markdown and Bugsy Pugsler are Giovanni’s dads and they are a crime family

Sooo it starts with like a regular mission and one of the blasters goes up to Arnold and Bugsy and the blaster is all like “Eyo bosses I found a baby in a dumpster” and just hand baby Gio to Arnold and go about their mission

Arnold and Bugsy look at each other, they look at the baby, and they look at eachother again and their all like “What do we do with this?”

Arnold, against his better judgement decides to keep Baby Gio because who just leaves a defenseless baby in the middle of nowhere?! Arnold may be a criminal but he has STANDARDS! (Also he’s never gonna turn down anything free)

Bugsy is more apprehensive and he’s all like “Can’t we just give him away? we already have the blasters!”

That is until baby Gio grabs one of Bugsy’s fingers with his tiny, ravioli sized baby hand, Bugsy’s heart melts and decides “Nevermind, we are keeping this” 

They decide on the name “Giovanni” either by

A: One of the blasters suggests the name and Arnold and Bugsy go with it (Unbeknonst to them, said blaster is a huge Pokemon fan and they just named their son after a Pokemon character)

B: The name is found on a tag on a blanket that Giovanni is wrapped in and they’re all like “Oh! I guess that’s his name!” 

They can’t get a sitter so they just put Gio in one of those little baby carriers and bring him to work, or just carry him around.

The first time Arnold and Bugsy bring him it’s basically that one Icarly meme

Banzai co-worker: “uhhhh, what you guys got there?”

Bugsy, Carrying baby Gio in one arm, and a smoothie in the other, Arnold also has a smoothie and is carrying huge bag of baby supplies: *Simultanously* “Smoothies.”

If they are too busy they will choose a minion to be a “Banzai Babysitter” (It took Bugsy three hours to think of the name) to take care of Gio.

Do NOT try to hurt baby Gio, or else you will have to very angry Banzai vice principals. They will cut the theatrics and beat the crap out of you if you’re unlucky enough. 

They will DEFINITELY go Papa Wolf mode on any rival Banzai squads or criminals who try to harm Gio or kidnap him. Some rival Banzai gangs learned this the hard way.

Blaster: “NO! DON’T HURT HIM!”

Criminal, holding a crying baby Gio hostage: “Relax! Just do what I say and the baby doesn’t get hurt, I’m not a monster.”

Blaster: “I wasn’t talking to you! Boss, other boss, please don’t hurt him!  I don’t think we can’t afford any more casualties!

Criminal: “Wait what?”

*Cut to a Furious Arnold and Bugsy, fully ready to Omau Wa Mou Shinderu this guy*

so yeah just a family who’s Great at Crime™

[beneaththetangles]

Fantasy is the name of the game on this week’s Reader’s Corner! We’ve reviewed volumes featuring dragons, witches, vampires, gods, and—a little more grounded in reality, though still as (and maybe more) fantastical—a study guide about the universe featuring manga! Transport yourself below to read our thoughts on these works.

The Invisible Wallflower Marries an Upstart Aristocrat After Getting Dumped for Her Sister! (Vol. 1) • The Manga Guide to the Universe • Megaman Mastermix – Asteroid Blues (Vol. 2) • My Dear, Curse-Casting Vampiress (Vol. 1) • My Summoned Beast is Dead (Vol. 1) • Silver Spoon (Vol. 10) • The Skull Dragon’s Precious Daughter (Vol. 1) • Witch Watch (Vol. 6)

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[raglanphd]

[sayten-the-hellspawn]

If anyone has a recording of king shark going "nom nom" can I have it please

[pkmn-lillie]

u know that high pitched sound that plays after kenshiro fucks a guy up? what is that called??? its like a squeal or a chime or something.

[weedle-testaburger]

YOU ARE SHOCK! not me though I'm different. OCHITE KURU!

[nbstevonnie]

they captured my poor benny 😭😭 i told benny what if i let him escape instead of killing him and he was like 'no dice, they're all watching us, they'll kill us both if you let me go... but if i had a stealth boy and a bobby pin, i think i could make it out'. so what did i give him but a stealth boy and a bobby pin 🥺🥺

[yumenosakiacademy]

BLUE LOCK IS A DEATH GAME? HUH?? I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST SOCCER BULLSHIT LIKE INAZUMA 11 OR W/E?????? DO THE BOYS JUS. [KICKS A SOCCER BALL SO HARD IN2 ANOTHER GUY'S NUTS SO HARD HE KEELS OVER N DIES] HUH ?!

[chuunibyou-showdown]

CHUUNIBYOU SHOWDOWN: R1 LOSER'S BRACKET ROUND 2

[zombiesama]

who wants to buy me a ZOMBIE CD for $50 [joke]

[artbyblastweave]

i get that the birdcage leaders are various villain archetypes (black kaze is ms. Omar wa mou shinderu, teacher is the cat-petting guy, etc) but I can't wrap my head around Crane the Harmonious. Is she Slade?

Slade and some other guys. My read is that she's an attempt to model the Supernaturally Effective Martial Arts Trainer archetype in a setting that doesn't actually have secret supernaturally-effective martial arts traditions that stretch back thousands of years. Lady Shiva, Stick, O-Sensei, Taskmaster to an extent. The characters Upstream of all the badass normals and Martial Arts Capes. There are more of these guys I'm forgetting about. Also, I did notice individually the archetypes each of these guys are playing around with but I'm slapping my forehead that I never put together that the point of the Cell Block Leader thing is to act as, like, a gallery of different flavors of supervillainy, demonstrating the range of archetypes the setting can support. Acidbath as representation for the 2edgy4me late-90s-early-oughts gritty punk-flavored mass-murderers, Gavel as rep for their anti-heroic opposition, Galvanate as an analogue for Kingpin, Tombstone, Hammerhead and the rest of the Mob-villain set, Lab Rat and String Theory as two different strains of Mad Doctor in the Dinosaurs-instead-of-Cancer-Cures tradition, Marquis as the Classy Sorta-Baroque Villain who picks up a cult following and eventually gets longtime fans as writers on the character who push him into Noble Demon territory, Lustrum as the Poison-Ivy-Magneto type who increasingly gets written as Having A Point, Actually, Ingenue as.... actually I'm drawing a blank on this one. What the hell is Ingenue modelling? Manic-Pixie-Dream-Girl operationalized as a supervillain?

[devildom-doll]

“omae wa mou shinderu”