#SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION 👿👿👿

[jeonqkooks]

kyoho | ksj

You love your grape boy, and your grape boy... well, he might just love you a little too much.

pairing: seokjin x f!reader

rating: pg13

genre/warnings: established relationship, swearing bc when is there no swearing in my fics, mentions of seggs, suggestive themes, fluff, crack?? idk, my brand of fics is Unedited y'all know that's how we roll

word count: 1.8k

notes: i've been buying a lot of grapes lately (am i a grape person now??) and i've been eating them almost every day and of course i had to think about grape jinnie my beloved, my ultimate favorite seokjin and i want him to come back to me :((( idk that's how this lil thang came to me lmao it's the most crackhead shit i've ever written sOoOoOoOo please laugh or else ! 👿 jk but not really

— as always, i’d appreciate any thoughts or comments you may have, and please drop a like and/or reblog if you enjoy reading ♡

"If you do this, we're done."

"Y/N."

"I swear, if you go through with this, we are over!"

Seokjin sighs, rubbing a hand over his face, clearly not expecting you to be so passionate about the subject at hand. "The appointment is in an hour," he says.

"Cancel it. I don't care!" you cry. "Please don't do this. Don't take him away. He means the world to me."

Your boyfriend stares at you, mouth agape, then points to his head incredulously. "Him? My hair?"

"Yes!" You crawl over to his side of the couch to straddle his lap, actual tears welling in your eyes. You run your fingers through his hair, marveling at how soft and silky it feels in your hands. His gorgeous, gorgeous purple locks. The ones he's ready to sacrifice in favor of half blond, half red hair by demand of one Jeon Jungkook.

You shouldn't be this upset over him dyeing his hair, but you are, despite knowing full well that the purple will be gone soon anyway. His dark roots are starting to show already.

It's shark week, and there are not enough words in the dictionary to express how devastated you are that he's taking away your emotional support Grape Jinnie.

A couple months ago, when he told you that he'd be dyeing his hair purple, you were highly skeptical of the decision. You didn't know if he had the face to pull off purple of all colors, even though you had already seen him sport every other color of the rainbow and absolutely rocked every single one.

The whole week leading up to his salon appointment, you teased him endlessly - started calling him Grape Boy, bought him box after box of Kyoho grapes, photoshopping Kylie Jenner's purple hair onto his head and making it your lockscreen... It was mostly just grape puns, you were really milking that whole thing.

But then he came home, hair freshly bleached and colored, and your jaw dropped to the ground and stayed there for ten whole minutes.

Your eyes almost fell out of their sockets from how good he looked.

No, he didn't just look good. He was stunning, breathtaking, mindbogglingly beautiful and all the other synonyms that one could name.

The man fucking ate and left no crumbs.

That night was one of the best sex you two have ever had.

To say that you were obsessed with this shade on him is the understatement of the year.

"Don't do it," you plead. "If you really love me, you won't do it."

"You're being so dramatic. It's just hair." Seokjin puts his hands on your waist while you keep yours on his head, clutching his strands like a lifeline. "Plus, I have to honor the bet!"

Your expression turns stony then, as your eyes travel from the silky purple down to his face. You tighten your grip on his hair and tug on it sharply until your boyfriend is scowling in discomfort.

The bet. The stupid fucking bet he made with Jungkook.

You had explicitly told him there no chance in hell that he could win, but Seokjin could be an overly confident asshole sometimes.

He was in way over his head, and now you're the one suffering.

"You idiot," you hiss, pulling on his hair again, "why the fuck did you think you could do more pushups than Jungkook?"

"I don't know! We were tipsy and it seemed possible at the time!"

Releasing his hair, you tuck your face into the crook of his neck and inhale deeply.

"Why am I being punished for your actions?" you mumble against his skin, then you ask, voice full of futile hope. "What if you just... don't do it?"

"Then I have to buy him a new mattress. He cut his mattress with scissors to make it fit into his bed frame and now it's all fucked up."

You give yourself a minute to think. There has to be a solution to your distress. You just gotta think. Think, brain, think!

And then you remember. Seokjin is still a man.

You lean back to look at him properly, straightening your position on his lap. You give him your biggest puppy dog eyes before you say, "I promise I will blow you every day from now on if you keep the hair."

If he was drinking water, you're fairly certain that he would've choked. Your boyfriend's eyes widen in surprise, his skin turning a dozen shades warmer, blushing from his cheeks all the way to the top of his ears.

Bingo.

"What?" he asks, like this is something so scandalous.

You lean forward to pepper kisses all over his face, putting more weight on your offer. "I promise," you say, pecking his cute cheek, "to blow you," then his forehead, "every single day," then his nose, "from now on," and finally his lips.

You linger near his mouth, not pulling away just yet. Your lips brush against his once more until you feel his hands tighten on your waist. You wrap your arms around his neck to hold him closer as you press forward, giving him a proper kiss to seal the deal.

Seokjin practically melts underneath you. Victory is so close that you can taste it. You're doing this for the greater good of mankind, for Grape Jinnie. Jungkook can fuck off with his half seasoned, half fried bullshit.

But then, Seokjin abruptly rips away from you to shriek, nearly blowing your eardrums out. The suddenness of his movements almost make you tumble off the couch.

"No, don't try to tempt me! Mattresses are expensive as fuck!"

It's been a few hours. He should be back any minute now.

Ever since Seokjin left to go to his hair appointment after having to peel you off of him because you were clinging to his body like a goddamn koala, you've been wallowing in your misery. You even busted out the big guns - Ben & Jerry's Peanut Butter Cup ice cream (with real peanut butter cups!) - to help you through this difficult time.

You're in full grieving mode now. Goddamnit. Fate is a cruel mistress.

Or in this case, Jungkook. Jungkook is a cruel mistress. That fucking guy.

When you hear the door open and the subsequent clanging of Seokjin's keys as he hangs them on one of the hooks in the entryway, you prepare to give him the biggest pout you can manage.

But then, he comes into view a few seconds later, and you gasp. You actually gasp. Before he knows what's happening, you're rising from the couch and sprinting toward him, launching into his arms with the biggest smile on your face like a kid on Christmas morning.

"You're still a grape!" you squeal joyously.

Seokjin lets out a surprise Oof! at the sudden force of your body knocking the breath out of him.

"What a warm welcome," he mutters. "I don't think you've ever been this happy to see me."

"What happened?!" you ask, eyes wide, grin even wider. "Did you change your mind because you love me so much?"

You run your hands through his hair to make sure that it's real, that you're not hallucinating this because you just love the purple so goddamn much.

And it is! It's still here! His hair is still that luscious shade of purple that you adore with your entire being.

Seokjin eyes you for a moment before he says, "I compromised with Jungkook. Did something else instead."

"What did you do?"

"I got a tattoo."

"You what?!"

"He said I wouldn't have to dye my hair if I got a tattoo of his choosing."

"Oh, no," you try to sound sympathetic but fail miserably. You cover your mouth with your hand to hide your smile, already sensing the absolute crackhead chaos that will ensue in a matter of minutes. Having been friends with Jungkook for years, you know that dude comes up with the craziest shit sometimes.

Seokjin turns around and pulls up his shirt, and you almost die from the fit of ugly snorting laughter that immediately rips itself free from your mouth. His skin underneath the transparent cling film is still slightly red, but the letters adorning the expanse of his lower back is clear as day.

You cannot find it in yourself to blink, not when the black ink is just staring at you like that. The font, so formal and classic, and yet the content of it... what a contrast.

"Kim Seokjin!" you wheeze, wiping tears from your eyes and struggling to catch your breath. "How could you possibly think that this is a better idea than to just dye your hair!"

"You begged me to keep the hair!"

"I did," you agree, clutching your stomach as giggles continue wracking through your whole body. It's almost painful at this point. "But I don't want my boyfriend to have a tramp stamp that says fucking Chicken in Times New Roman!"

"It was either this," he says, turning back to face you, "or a sketch of his head on a chicken's body."

"What is up with him and chickens? Is that his new thing now?"

"I don't fucking know!"

"Well, thank you for doing that for me," you say appreciatively as you pull him in for a kiss, which isn't very graceful because you're still tittering the whole time. "But please tell me that's not permanent."

Seokjin stays quiet, his eyes dropping to the floor, and you stop laughing immediately.

"Oh my god," you say. "Is the Chicken tramp stamp permanent?!"

"No," he finally admits after a moment of hanging it over your head. As funny as the whole thing is, you do not want the love of your life to walk around sporting the most ridiculous tattoo in human history. "It's supposed to fade after a month."

You lean into him again, heaving a giant sigh of relief and wrapping your arms around his neck. One of your hands go for his hair again, weaving through the soft locks with your fingers because how could you not? "I love you, Grape," you say, pecking his cheek with a grin.

Seokjin rolls his eyes affectionately, but returns a peck to your own cheek. "I have a tramp stamp of the word Chicken and my parents might disown me for that, but at least you get to keep your Grape Boy," he says, making you giggle again.

"Because you love me so much, right?"

"Hmm. You're lucky I do."

You give him another kiss, one full of gratitude, for indulging your antics. When you move to return to the couch, Seokjin tugs on your wrist, pulling you back into him.

"Now correct me if I'm wrong," he says, acting all coy and shit, "but I recall you making me a promise earlier, no? What was it again?"

— all rights reserved © jeonqkooks. reposting, translating and/or modifying is not permitted by any means. [posted 16.04.2023]

[anonymous-rendezvous]

He Comforts You - Shu 💜

Shu Yamino x GN!Reader

✦ — Written by Mod I ✨. Beta Read and Edited by Mod S 👿. ⏌

✧ — Comfort & Care Masterlist | 💜 You comfort him

✦ — Contains: Established Relationship, fluff, & comfort

✧ — Word count: 515 | Ao3

Snippets of time showing how you and your partner care for each other.

─── ⋆⋅☼⋅⋆ ───

From the second you’d woken up, it had become pretty obvious that it was going to be a low-energy day. Thankfully, no plans had been made for today and you could try to rest as much as possible. How this had all led you to stand in your kitchen looking down at the counter, you had no clue. However, trying to remember why the hell you’d come in here… your mind had totally blanked, thoughts clouded with static. Giving up on trying to remember, you decided to make your way back to the bedroom.

However, as you get closer to the bedroom, you can hear your boyfriend talking. Now standing outside of it, you try to recall if he had a stream to do today, but come up blank. Trying to be as quiet as possible, you push the door open and peek inside.

Almost immediately, Shu catches the movement out of the corner of his eye. “Oh hey, babe.” Turning his head towards you, he smiles and gestures for you to enter the room. “Not streaming, if you’re worried about that. We’re just playing for fun.” Amethyst eyes flicker back to the screen and a bashful giggle falls from his lips. “They all say hi.”

You can’t help the smile that tugs at your lips and you give a small wave before realizing they can’t see you. This causes Shu to laugh harder as you immediately hide your face in your hands. As the sorcerer explains what happened, you shuffle closer to him. Once you reach his side, you give his hoodie a light tug. His eyes meet yours and it’s then that he seems to realize what’s happening. With quick movements, he excuses himself for a second before muting his mic and giving you his full attention. “Blue day?” He asks, tone gentle. When you nod, he continues, “What can I do to help?”

“Can I–” you hesitate, worried that this might be too inconvenient for him, your gaze falling to the floor. A hand wrapping around yours breaks your line of thought as he gives your hand a gentle squeeze. “Um, can I sit in your lap while you play? I think your body heat would really help me right now.”

With zero hesitation, Shu moves his mic out of the way before completely turning his chair around so you have enough space to climb into his lap. And you waste no time doing so. Once you are settled, face buried against his shoulder, he shifts back around to face his computer. He pulls his mic just close enough to pick up his voice and unmutes.

As he continued to play more rounds with his friends, whenever he died or they waited for a new round to start, one of his hands always found its way back to drawing soothing circles along your back or stroking over the back of your head.

Eventually, you feel yourself drift off, and in your last conscious moment, you feel his lips press against the crown of your head. Their softness blessing you with sweet dreams.

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[cosmic-ghost-hermit]

Choose one and take what resonates. Leave what does not resonate but be open to new possibilities.

PILE 1

This connection is very beautiful but it might feel rushed or just very fast paced compared to the other connections you have felt. You don’t need to worry about the speed of this connection. You both are independent intelligent individuals with strong opinions on activism. You both are activists in your communities actually but you both have different areas of expertise. One of you is probably a transgender white person and the other is a black person who may have recently came out of the closet. You could be either of these people in this situation. This connection has provided you both a way to learn more about each other's experiences. You are masters of your crafts but this makes both of you feel as if a love connection might take away the independence you have cultivated. Do not worry about labels with this person. Your connection with them is good enough without a label and it is super fun. Just have fun with this person and learn all that you can.

keywords: explore, learn, activism, playfulness

astrology: aries ♈️, sagittarius ♐️, gemini ♊️, aquarius♒️

🧣❤️📍🖍️🪭🧲☎️🚗🍎🍒🌶️🍫🍿🍷🌹

PILE 2

I am so sorry. I don’t know how else to start this reading. You are so thoughtful and generous and kind. You are either in a relationship with someone who is very opposite of that or every relationship you have been in has been like that. Your partner(s) are takers and you are a giver. It sounds absolutely miserable to be constantly giving for nothing in return. This reading is advising you to either leave this person or stop dating in general. At least for right now. Please take the leap. It is safe to leave. It is safe to stop fawning and start showing yourself love by abandoning those connections. Start exploring your identity. Start exploring yourself! Start being generous with yourself. They have supressed you for too long.

keywords: rest, leap of faith, self-love, balance, call to adventure

astrology: leo ♌️, virgo ♍️, pisces ♓️, libra ♎️

🦄🌂🐚👿☂️☁️🍇🍽️🔮🏐🫖💜

PILE 3

In this reading I see that you are a hardworking independent person. It doesn’t look like you are in any kind of romantic or smexual connection right now but you really want to be. You will eventually find your true love but right now you need to appreciate the few loves you do have. You either have two kids, two projects or even two pets that have been with you through the hardest parts of your life and you need to focus on the love you have cultivated in those connections while you are waiting for your truest romantic love. You have painted the stars into the sky for these two platonic connections. You have done so much for them. Respect the work and love you have put into them. Your person will come to you but please be patient and be in the moment with the love you do have. You are loved. You are appreciated. Your independence is amazing. The universe needs you to see that to bring forward your true love. Be in the moment and love yourself where you are at.

keywords: familial/platonic love, independence, inner strength, disappointment, longing

astrology: cancer ♋️, taurus ♉️, capricorn ♑️, scorpio ♏️

🫐🌊🪼🦋💎💙🩵🥶🐳🛼✈️🌎👖🪡🧵

[candycryptids]

👿- What's their worst trait?

eheheh >:) for whoever you feel it would be the most fun to answer!!

Firstly thank you for da ask ;w;!!! This was spicy because I’m actually going to talk about my husbands guy a little bit… and show y’all post ShB-semi-into-EW Ishi eheheehee- tho there’s a very very mild ShB spoiler so watch out!

“I appreciate you taking time out of your day to speak with me, and answering all the questions I’ve had concerning your journey and how you’ve felt through it all… Your insight into the first and your extensive knowledge of Feo Ul was quite interesting.”

“Mmhm, it’s been surreal recounting everything that happened, but at least SOMEBODY’s writing it down now.. And Their Majesty has made wielding scholastic magic much easier, since I can’t summon my own faerie normally. Are you sure you don’t want a cookie? They’re Kizuna’s da’s recipe, you know.”

“Ah, speaking of Kizuna… You two have started dating right? The two shining beacons of heroism and do-gooding-recklessly, surely you know better than anyone else what he’s like. We all know his good side, but what about the bad?”

“Eh???? EHHHH?? Where’d you get that idea?! D-dating… uhm… you’re not going to write that in your book right? That’s- that’s just speculation! Besides we’re not really public yet, Uhm, h-he’s really great, I can’t think of a bad trait, really, he can cook, he’s wicked with all kinds of weapons, he’s strong, and, handsome, he’s gentle with kids, and animals… He’s always trying his best, you know? Uh-uhm… he built his own house, in Ishgard-“

“I already know all about that, Ishi, I actually stopped by there last week to see if he was there. Besides. every Hero needs their tragic flaw, or they risk becoming as untouchable Gods in the mind of the people. So, give me something to work with, it doesn’t have to be grand, just, something that grounds him back in the common man.”

“But Kizuna’s not a common man- ah… ff..fine, ok, sometimes, uhm, I think… I worry, he makes himself miss out on fun stuff, because he’s worried more about keeping everyone and everything safe. Someone somewhere falls into peril and it’s, his problem now. I can usually make him slow down, but sometimes we both end up really swept up in it… uhm… I don’t know. Oh… my cookie……”

“… I think I can work with that…”

Kizuna belongs to @zombiesockfuckinglovescardfight •v• (and if he wants to add something to this he can! >:3)

[Duo’s OC Ask Game]

[owmylasagna-blog]

Hey there! Sarah 1, 4, 12, 13 hehe 😈

👋

1. Why do you like or dislike this character?

I like Sarah! I love that she’s a hot head and opinionated and a fiercely devoted friend. Even when she functions as the bratty younger sibling type in the show she’s not one dimensional and has different relationships where you get to see various sides to her. I appreciate that she’s into girly things while also having a coarse roughness.

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

I’m not sure why a mad max-esque postapocalyptic movie or novel came to mind but I think she’d make for a badass character in a setting like that.

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

I like running with the idea that Sarah is a talented artist like Ed after that little Eddy animation she drew in her diary in For Your Ed Here. It’s nice to imagine some sibling bonding because of a shared interest.

13. What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or think the character would use a lot?

❤️‍🔥🙃and honestly 👿 lol for using

[theatrekidstatus]

Chapter 17

We got more busy i was in 5 productions and 10 movies. But something happened one day

"Bea i dont fee-" i was cut off by my throw up it got on me and my bed "do you know whats wrong" "no but everything HURTS" "lets stay home today"  "but" "but nothing you're sick so im going to help you" "fine" "lay down imma make a ✨breakfeast smoothie✨" "oh no" -20 minutes later- "its just fruit" "yeah,you dont like fruit or something? "I just thought" "what?" "it would be breakfasts made into one smoothie" "you're funny" "yo sè" "Si quieres hablar español, podemos hablar español" "only been 'speaking' it for 9 years calm down" "seems like plenty of time" "MOVING ON,I kinda miss Hamilton" "me too but we're moving up in the world" *he gets a text* "shit my moms in the hospital" "ant go to her I'll be fine" "you sure you can come" "'rest'. NOW GO" "see ya letter" he says all rushed and paniky. one thing lead to another and i was at walmart buying a pregnancy test "Y/N TERRELL" forgot i was famous "can i please get a photo" "sure"

*TAKES PHOTO* "dont post till till atleast half a hour please" "YES ANYTHING FOR YOU" "thanks i really appreciate it" i made my way back home and used the test and unlike when i was younger i passed i just cried perfect timing my now husband  came in "honey what's wrong" "if I tell you don't get mad" "of crouse" "I'm pppp-pregnat" "im going to be a dad" "mhm y-your happy" "of course, but i want a baby if you want baby" "i want a baby" i say with now happy tears "can we tell people" "of course lets tell the mains

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Christopfuckme👶🏾🧑🏾👩🏾‍🦰👱🏾‍♂️👧🏻👨🏾🧑🏾‍🦰👩🏾‍🦳🧒🏾👩🏾‍🦱👨🏾‍🦰🧑🏾‍🦳👦🏿🧑🏾‍🦱👱🏾‍♀️👨🏾‍🦳👩🏾👨🏾‍🦱:what

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Anthony pov:We got more busy i was in 2 productions and 8 movies. 2 show But something happened one day

"Bea i dont fee-" she was cut off by her throw up it got on me and our bed "do you know whats wrong" i asked "no but everything HURTS" she proclaimed "lets stay home today" "but-" she started "but nothing you're sick so im going to help you" i cut her off "fine" she says Resently "lay down imma make a ✨breakfeast smoothie✨" i announce  "oh no" she mumbles -20 minutes later- "its just fruit?" she asked "yeah,you dont like fruit or something?" i ask "I just thought-" she cuts her self off "what?" i ask "it would be breakfast food made into one smoothie" she reveals "you're funny" i say "yo sè" (i know) "Si quieres hablar español, podemos hablar español" (you want to speak Spanish we can speak Spanish) "only been 'speaking' it for 9 years calm down" she tells me "seems like plenty of time" (its not😭😭) "MOVING ON,I kinda miss Hamilton" she brings up "me too,but we're moving up in the world" i say confronting her *he gets a text* "shit my moms in the hospital" i say panicked "ant go to her I'll be fine" "you sure you can come" "'rest', NOW GO" "see ya letter" i say all rushed and paniky. one thing lead to another and i was on insta because my mom turned out to be all right and i saw a fan and y/n at walmart. I see shes buying a pregnancy test because its on the belt. theres a video on the next slide "Y/N TERRELL" forgot i was famous i hear her mumble when you hang with her engouge you.hear.everything. "can i please get a photo" "sure"

*TAKES PHOTO* "dont post till till atleast half a hour please" "YES ANYTHING FOR YOU" "thanks i really appreciate it" i think she made her way back home and used the test and unlike when she was younger she passed i heard just crying perfect timing her now husband  came in "honey what's wrong" i ask "if I tell you don't get mad" she tells "of crouse" "I'm pppp-pregnat" she sputters out "im going to be a dad" i say in shock "mhm, y-your happy?" she asked "of course, but i want a baby if you want baby" infrom her "i want a baby" she says with now happy tears "can we tell people" i ask "of course lets tell the mains"

Pinkey pie💓🩷:GUYS GUESS WHAT 

Jazzy 😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:what

Pippa😀🥹☺️😃😅😊😄😂😇😁🤣🙂😆🥲🙃:what

nèa😉😗😝🤓😌😙😜😎😍😚🤪🥸🥰😋🤨🤩😘😛🧐🥳:what

Loser Leslie 🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵‍💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴:what

Weird David 😮‍💨🤢🤕👹😵🤮🤑👺😵‍💫🤧🤠🤡🤐😷😈💩🥴🤒👿👻🤖:what

ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏻:what

Oakyyyyy the uncool tree👉🏾🤚🏾🫲🏾✍🏾👆🏾🖐🏾🫱🏾🙏🏾🖖🏾👇🏾💪🏾🫵🏾☝🏾👋🏾🦾🦶🏾✋🏾🤙🏾🖕🏾🦵🏾:what

Christmas👶🏾🧑🏾👩🏾‍🦰👱🏾‍♂️👧🏻👨🏾🧑🏾‍🦰👩🏾‍🦳🧒🏾👩🏾‍🦱👨🏾‍🦰🧑🏾‍🦳👦🏿🧑🏾‍🦱👱🏾‍♀️👨🏾‍🦳👩🏾👨🏾‍🦱:what

                                                                         WE PREGERS

Jazzy 😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:we?

   WORD💀😒🙄🤧

                                                                           my bad

Jazzy 😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:you should name them jazzyjr 😜

                                                         what if they're a boy

Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦����🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:jazzyjr💀 

                                                                                     Word🙄.

Im back yall anyway after i finish this book (not for a WHILE) ill have more books ready not all Hamilton related tho

[scriveyner]

chase forever down 31/31

chase forever down | 31/31 | bungou stray dogs | 👿🐯 / sskk | #smarch 🔞| ~2500 words

“Hot date tonight, Atsushi-kun?”

Atsushi didn’t look up from the text he was typing, he already knew that Dazai was performing his balancing act as far back as the chair would take him, a pencil held between his upper lip and his nose. Kunikida was trying his level best to ignore Dazai’s shenanigans, but Atsushi had been watching his rage meter tick silently upward all day and wanted to get going while the getting was good.

Continue on AO3 or:

“Something like that,” he said, closing his phone and putting it away. “Kunikida-san, I submitted my write-up of the ramen cart incident. If you don’t have anything else for me to finish, I’m going to head out.”

Kunikida looked up at him and squinted for a moment. “Which ramen cart incident?” Then he sighed and waved his hand dismissively at Atsushi. “I can’t believe I have to ask to clarify, what on earth are we doing here? No, Atsushi, you’re good. We’ll see you on Monday.”

Kyouka trotted to catch up to Atsushi at the door and he held it for her, closing the Agency door securely behind him. She gave him a sly glance. “You do have a date,” she said, and Atsushi snorted.

“Of course I do. Dinner and a show, like a real couple. The last time we tried this Dazai-san crashed it and it went…not great.” Atsushi wrinkled his nose at the memory, and Kyouka smiled. He glanced over at her. “You’re okay by yourself in the dorms? Haven’t had any trouble?”

She nodded her head. “It’s nice to have the closet space back, and Koro-chan sleeps in your futon now.”

Atsushi hung his head and groaned. “Replaced by a dog…”

“You could always move back in.”

“I don’t think my boyfriend would appreciate that very much,” Atsushi said dryly, and Kyouka laughed.

As he moved to step outside the building, Kyouka caught the back of his shirt and Atsushi hesitated, looking back at her. “Kyouka-chan?”

She was looking down at her hand, twisted in his shirt, and seemed surprised at herself. She released his shirt and folded her hands in front of herself. “I’m so glad that you’re happy,” she said, finally. “I miss you, but everyone can see how much you’ve grown.”

He flushed a little. “Kyouka-chan…”

“But,” she added, “if you leave us for the mafia I’ll hunt you down myself.”

Atsushi exhaled a laugh. “I promise you,” he said solemnly, “I’m not leaving the Agency anytime soon. Especially not for the mafia.”

She squinted at his face, scrutinizing him thoroughly, then nodded, apparently satisfied. “Tell your boyfriend to treat you well,” she said. “Or I will stab him many times.”

“I’ll see you on Monday, Kyouka-chan.”

=====

The early evening air was chilly, autumn losing its ground to the early onset of winter. It would only get colder as the sun set, so Atsushi wrapped himself up warmly in his scarf, tucking his nose into the fabric and hurrying along. He hesitated on a corner, waiting for the light to change, and looked at some flower arrangements in a window. He wondered how that would go over, but then looked at the prices and considered his incredibly light wallet, and felt very, very thankful for a boyfriend who made several times his salary.

Atsushi put his hand in his pocket and felt the small box he’d been carrying with him for days.

He bought some roses anyway.

“I’m home,” Atsushi called, taking off his shoes in the genkan. He came around the corner to find Akutagawa putting away dishes in the kitchen. He looked over at Atsushi, eyebrow raised.

“Welcome home,” he said, Rashomon still putting glasses away above his head without even looking. Akutagawa eyed Atsushi suspiciously. “What are you hiding from me, weretiger? Something smells like—”

Atsushi pulled the flowers from behind his back. “I bought you, uh,” he scratched his nose and blushed, presenting the small bouquet. “Flowers.”

Akutagawa stared at the flowers wordlessly for a moment, a small blush rising to his cheeks. He took the flowers from Atsushi with his hands, not Rashomon, and continued to stare at them as he held them.

“Is it…okay?” Atsushi asked, worried, because it was rare for Akutagawa to be struck entirely to silence.

“No one has ever bought me roses before,” Akutagawa said, softly. He teased one of the red petals between his fingers, and then his eyes shot up to Atsushi’s. They were glittering under the kitchen light. “I…do not know what to say.”

Atsushi smiled, reaching for Akutagawa and when he did not draw back brushed his hair off his cheek with his hand. “What time is the reservation for?” Akutagawa asked, and Atsushi had to stop and think.

“Seven thirty, I think?”

Akutagawa laid the bouquet on the counter. “What time is it now?”

“Not even five yet, wh—” Rashomon surged off Akutagawa’s shirt, pinning Atsushi’s arms to his side. “Hey! We talked about this, Ryuu—”

“You only need a half hour or so to get ready, correct?” Akutagawa asked, Rashomon carrying Atsushi along behind him as he headed into the bedroom, already kicking off his pants. “I’m going to ride you so hard your eyes will cross.”

Atsushi let out a loud whuff when Rashomon dropped him on the bed, and he bounced into the mattress once. “Whoa, whoa, hey—” Atsushi said as Akutagawa climbed onto the bed, straddling him and already pulling his sweater off over his head. “Ryuunosuke!”

Akutagawa pinned him to the bed, eyes transitioning to red. “You’re going to let me feed, and then you’re going to fuck me,” he demanded, fangs on prominent display.

“I don’t have a problem with either of those things, except—” Atsushi squirmed, working his arm out from where Akutagawa had it pinned. “Just, give me a minute, I gotta—”

He yelped when Akutagawa’s fangs sank into his throat and he panted, chin tilting back.

Akutagawa lifted his head, taking just enough to get Atsushi properly fuzzy. He sat back on his haunches, straddling Atsushi’s hips now, and glanced over at Atsushi’s hand. He’d gotten it into his pocket and promptly forgot what his arms were the second Akutagawa started feeding in earnest.

“What is this?” Akutagawa asked, prying Atsushi’s fingers off the box in his hand.

Atsushi blinked himself out of his stupor. “Uh, it’s…” he trailed off, as Akutagawa held the rounded box now in both hands, the strangest expression on his blood-streaked face. Atsushi slid both of his palms over his face, utterly defeated. He’d meant to do this later.

“I mean, if you don’t want to, I understand; but we’re, I guess, a thing and it just kinda felt right, and…” he peeked his eyes through his spread fingers as Akutagawa was doing another protracted silence and it worried him.

Akutagawa had opened the box.

“Weretiger,” Akutagawa said softly, “I will outlive you by magnitudes. You can’t mean to offer me what time you have.”

“I already have,” Atsushi lowered his hands. “We’re blood-bonded. That’s not like, a thing that just goes away. And I’d want to even if we weren’t.”

“Even so.”

“Besides, will you really outlive me?”

Akutagawa looked down at him sharply. “What does that mean?”

“I mean,” Atsushi said quickly. “Dazai-san is always up to a million things that have us risking our necks.” He winced at himself. “Sorry. But besides that…” he tapped his fingers against Akutagawa’s bare thighs. “That other blood-bonded pair Reina-san knows about? They’ve been together decades and have barely aged.”

Akutagawa was silent again, staring down at Atsushi before looking back down at the box in his hands. “Give me your hand, weretiger.”

Atsushi obediently offered his left hand, holding his breath. Akutagawa took out the ring and, gently, slid it onto Atsushi’s finger. Wordlessly Atsushi took the offered box, and Akutagawa’s hand, and did the same.

They held their position for a moment, Atsushi still holding Akutagawa’s hand, the overhead light glinting off the matching pair of gold rings; and then Akutagawa doubled all the way over and kissed him, thumping Atsushi back into the bed again. Atsushi laughed breathlessly against his mouth, and Akutagawa tilted his head further, so Atsushi couldn’t see his face.

“Are you alright?” Atsushi murmured into his hair.

Akutagawa took a ragged breath. “I will not cry over you, weretiger.” He exhaled again, shakily, breath stirring Atsushi’s collar. “Nor will I over the fact that you see me, all of me, the monster that I am, and still, and still you choose…”

Atsushi wrapped his arms tight around Akutagawa and just held him, rubbing his back. “I love you, Akutagawa Ryuunosuke,” he murmured into the crown of Akutagawa’s head. “I don’t quite understand how we ended up here, but I don’t regret a single moment.”

“Not even that you killed someone for me?” Akutagawa shifted his face against Atsushi’s shirt.

Atsushi was silent but knew this required the truth. “No,” he said, softly. “Not even that.”

Akutagawa pushed himself up on his arms and looked down at Atsushi. His eyes were slightly red-rimmed, but his face was dry, and Atsushi cradled his face with one hand. “Still wanna fuck?” Atsushi asked, because he was still very damn hard from being fed upon, and Akutagawa wriggling all over his lap.

His answer came in the form of a very aggressive kiss, and Akutagawa rolled them bodily, so Atsushi was on top, his palms thudding into the mattress framing Akutagawa’s head. Akutagawa spread his legs, pressing his knees into Atsushi’s hips.

“Minx,” Atsushi grunted.

His pants were still on, somehow, and he struggled to get free of his belt and get them down over his hips one-handed, Akutagawa’s hands hindering more than helping. He got his cock free and choked a little when Akutagawa, overeager, started rubbing himself against Atsushi.

“Slow down, slow down—” Atsushi fumbled, hand slipping on the pillow, and Akutagawa groaned, wrapping the sheet around his shoulders and allowing grey Rashomon tendrils to join the fray. They surged around them both, which was even more distracting, but Akutagawa tilted his head back as they plunged into his own hole without hesitation, spreading himself wide for Atsushi.

“Are you fucking kidding me,” Atsushi groaned, staring down between them. That was so hot, and his eyes darted to Akutagawa’s, who was watching him stare. Atsushi was too taken not to use this to his advantage; he put his hands on Akutagawa’s thighs, continued to hold his legs apart, and sank his cock slowly in.

Akutagawa was hot and tight, and the two Rashomon tendrils slid out around his cock, leaving Atsushi seated deep. He held himself there, listening to Akutagawa’s panting, hitching breaths, before he started to pull free—only to fuck back in again and generate a whole new symphony of choked-off groans.

“You’re so,” Atsushi shifted, running his hand up Akutagawa’s side, “good, Ryuunosuke, I love the way you feel…” they both groaned as Atsushi shifted the angle, and started moving just a bit quicker, rocking and grinding and watching the emotions play, unguarded, across Akutagawa’s face.

Akutagawa caught Atsushi by the half-open shirt, pulling him down close and into a crushing kiss, Akutagawa’s fangs nicking his lip, causing blood to bead that Akutagawa lapped up instantly. “Inside,” Akutagawa instructed, “I want all of it, inside—” and Atsushi groaned right back against him, kissing the side of his mouth, down his jaw, and to his throat. Akutagawa moaned even louder when Atsushi bit him hard enough to draw blood.

He felt Akutagawa go rigid, tensing with his climax, and Atsushi buried his tiger fangs in Akutagawa’s neck, hips pumping, the world going hazy as he fought himself to the edge. Akutagawa’s fingers in his hair, his voice cracked through, “love you so much, Atsushi—” and then he was over the edge, the climax yanked out of him, stars falling down his spine and trailing bursts of starlight in the corners of his vision.

Atsushi panted into his neck, Akutagawa’s blood pooling on his tongue, and Akutagawa turned his head slightly, fingers still twisted in his hair, and whispered, “husband.”

Dazed still, Atsushi lifted his head, brushed the wetness from Akutagawa’s eye with his thumb, and kissed him.

=====

“Honestly,” Akutagawa said, arm linked with Atsushi’s as they walked along the park. “I should have known better taking you there. We would have done better at an all-you-can-eat buffet. At least being kicked out of there would have been entertaining.”

Atsushi tucked his nose into his scarf, blushing to his ear tips. “You’re the one who started the fight with the maître de,” he pointed out, and Akutagawa scoffed angrily. “It’s fine, though, Akutagawa. It was funny.”

The moon was low in the sky, behind the buildings in the distance; and the air was chilly, rolling off the bay. They had some time to kill and while Atsushi would be ravenous later, it wasn’t like they couldn’t find food then. “What do you want to do tomorrow?” Atsushi asked, and Akutagawa considered this, although before he could respond Atsushi added, “outside of staying in bed.”

“Well, you clearly know my preference already, so I don’t know why you bothered to ask.”

“Because we have all night to fuck. I like going on dates.”

Atsushi slowed, and Akutagawa slowed his pace to match, giving him a quizzical look. A familiar, poorly-lit path that led away from the water caught Atsushi’s attention. “What is it, weretiger? Smell a midnight snack?”

“I’m not going to blow you in public tonight, I already told you that once. You’re starting to sound like Dazai-san, you know.” Atsushi looked at Akutagawa flatly. “Don’t say there are worse things.”

“I had no intention to; I do not wish to become anything like him in that manner.” He squeezed Atsushi’s arm because Atsushi was still staring at the path. “That is where I attacked you, is it not?”

“Yeah.” Atsushi sighed out a breath, the steam escaping into the night. “The first time you fed from me.” He turned from the dark path and looked out over the waters of the bay. “It’s weird that I’m glad for it, right?”

Akutagawa touched his cheek, and Atsushi looked over at him. “I’m glad too,” he said, softly, eyes glowing soft red in the moonlight. Atsushi smiled and leaned into the kiss.

“You know what?” Atsushi said when they parted.

“You’re going to say you’re hungry.”

“If you’re going to be a mind-reader all the time I definitely won’t blow you when we get home.”

Akutagawa smirked. “You will.”

“I mean it. I won’t blow you for a week.”

“I keep telling you, weretiger, you’re an open book to me.” Akutagawa turned them around. “We passed a ramen vendor earlier, my treat.”

“Well, I hope so, since you got us kicked out of the last place.”

The vampire and the weretiger walked off together arm in arm, their bickering fading into the gentle sound of the waves off the bay.

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I posted 666 times in 2022

That's 666 more posts than 2021!

67 posts created (10%)

599 posts reblogged (90%)

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I tagged 462 of my posts in 2022

Only 31% of my posts had no tags

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Sometimes Pinterest is helpful

Boris and Theo would do this✨✨

104 notes - Posted November 20, 2022

#4

The fact that Boris canonically called Larry “Mr. Potter” is something that I think about from time to time. 🙂

140 notes - Posted July 20, 2022

#3

Hear me out - not a movie of the goldfinch, but, a miniseries; something like what marvel did for Wandavision or Loki, but longer episodes. Each one could represent a chapter (12 chapters = 12 episodes) w more details n stuff. Like how Boris kissed Theo’s knuckles and Kotku actually existing and how Boris reunited w Popper and Boris showing Theo his fake wife and kids cuz i wanted to see his slightly surprised expression and

167 notes - Posted September 2, 2022

#2

Can someone please direct me to this fanart’s artist. I have been obsessing over this absolute fluffy masterpiece and need more from this brilliant creator. Much appreciated x

177 notes - Posted July 13, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Forever grateful that instead of making Boris “plainly unimpressed” when Theo told him that he studied Conversational Russian for him in the movie (as Donna did in the book), Boris was in awe.

278 notes - Posted July 15, 2022

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[awritingcaitlin]

Riela ~vibes~

Another round of aesthetics to show off!

🗣Voices in your head that whisper lies 😶Harboring secrets too risky to tell 🏃🏻‍♀️Running to or running from? But running nonetheless 😱Seeing your worst nightmares come true ⏱Racing against the clock and death is on the line 🌑Struggling to find hope in the darkness

🥴Nightmares about running 🩸Blood on the ground 👐🏻Blood on your hands 💥Destruction in your wake ❓Will you ever escape?

🏃🏻‍♀️Run keep running 👿Hide the inner demons 💄Face caked in makeup 🤫Your secrets have secrets 🔪How many knives do you have? Three? Seems like an underestimate. 🗡Stabby child who grew up to be Knife Wife ✋🏻Do not speak of what war looks like

💡Missing the idea of home 🏠Making a new home 🏘Building yourself an entire new life 📚Escaping reality with books so you can pretend for a few moments that it doesn’t exist 🙏🏻Praying they don’t come for you

🤐A past you don’t talk about 😶Secrets you don’t want getting out 😱Burying your fear 😡Replacing it with rage 😈Those inner demons didn’t come from nowhere

🏡Longing for a home that never existed 📕Getting lost in a book to escape it all 💓Hopeless romantic 🍻Has a lot of very correct hunches both in battle and about drinks 💰Really confused when getting somewhere without tipping culture

♥You want to be swept off your feet 📙Like you always read about in the stories ⌛The hours pass by in the library 🕶The way he pushes his glasses up his nose 🧡You may have fallen in love

📚The library is your safe haven 📗You helped flesh it out 📘Read books over and over and over again 📖You buy books and then donate them again 📔Maybe you’ll make a library in your new home too

🍺Training to be an Abbess looks a little different in this religion 💲Never one for frivolities 🧹Cleaning as a coping mechanism ❗Would it kill people to show some appreciation 🧒🏻Never had a carefree childhood

👻Nightmares you can’t escape 💤Trouble getting to sleep 🦴Working yourself to the bone 😩Running yourself ragged in the hopes it will fix things ☑Decision points at every turn 💜Realizing you have more in common with someone than you think 🕯Trying to leave the world a better place

[demcnsinmymind]

@innerwar​ and @thesoulofasurvivor​ asked: 👿 Something you and your muse strongly disagree on?   |  Mun Vs. Muse  Meme | ALWAYS OPEN

I don’t quite understand the question tbh, whether it is about something he believes/likes that I really don’t, or if it is something we both don’t like/appreciate/agree with, so I’m just gonna do both:

Something he’s fine and dandy with that I’m not: Real human suffering and death shouldn’t be fair game for entertainment and dramatization. Outright lying and making things up while selling them as something real for a reality tv show is a shitty thing to do and shouldn’t be done. Working on a reality tv show, even if it’s about ghosts and abandoned places, is a dumb side of media production to be part of. (no offense if anyone is working for reality tv, I just personally hate working on anything reality tv related because it’s a tedious thing to edit and I don’t enjoy guerilla/documentary style shot footage at all in post). Work safety/OSHA  should ALWAYS be the absolute top priority on a set. (aka I would never lock all doors on a set, haunted asylum or not) Supernatural/character stuff: Azzy is in fact not good for him and neither is it his friend.

Something we both disagree with/disapprove of: Any form of misogyny, or general preference/gender/race/heritage/culture based phobia or hatred/mistreatment of any kind. Exploitation of filmmaking crews in general, particularly young people and anyone who doesn’t identify as straight white male. The producer couch mentality and just general awfulness of the Californian/Hollywood film industry.

[lokisprettygirl]

Why do I love this chapter sooo much? 'Cause I have to...I love how clingy Loki and y/n are, their sweetness, their closeness, their cuteness, the care for each other, the urge to protect each other and the way they want to get to know more about each other before they really go 'all in'.🥰😍😉😉

They crave each other so much and it was one of the hottest ways to fulfill their desire and lust...what a great scene, Daddy and baby as it's best so far.🥵❤️‍🔥🌶🥵💚❤️

It's wonderful that y/n asked Loki to tell her about his family. It's so sad that both lost their mothers and I can absolutely relate with it, it's the worst thing in the world to lose your beloved mama🥺 I hope we get to know more about his family.

Yes, yes, yessss Peter, the friend and ally they need. I feel a bit sad for him because he still seems to be in love with y/n but I appreciate him for accepting that she now loves Loki and that he wants to help them. And Eric will be back soon so there is hope they can get away from that disgusting place 😎😎

But I'm also scared that Loki and y/n could be caught so the angst is still in the air 😳...and the marriage with Steve. 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Steve, Katlyn and Bucky...those monsters, devils from hell, I hate them so much, they're so scary and they make me so angry 🤮👿💀 Loki really needs to do something against the asshole Bucky (how can he be physically so brutal to y/n) and with Stark's help it should be possible. I'm curious what Loki will do...I don't want him to get imprisioned.

What about the hitman? He's is still there, isn't he? I hope what Loki and y/n said to each other in case, something bad happend to one of them, isn't a forshadowing 😬🥺😱

I'm sooo obsessed, this was sooo good, my Queen 👑👑👑, I adore you and love you sooo much 💚❤️💚❤️

...and I can't wait to read more 😍😉

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I love being clingy when I like someone and it shows in this story, it's amazing because her clinginess isn't annoying to him, he infact cherishes the closeness and the bond they share with each other 🥺💚

Yes losing such an important person in your life kills a part of you but you have to move forward 😥

The hitman gets hired for scarier jobs and he may or may not make a return 👀👀

Bucky truly deserves whatever is coming for him because that wasn't just abuse and violence but also so out of line, like Steve and Katlyn just watched because they obviously don't care. They deserve hell for ruining her life like this.

I love you too my dear 🥰💚

[anonymous-rendezvous]

He Comforts You - Ike 💙

Ike Eveland x GN!Reader

✦ — Written by Mod I ✨. Beta Read and Edited by Mod S 👿.

✧ — Comfort & Care Masterlist | 💙 You comfort him

✦ — Contains: Established Relationship, fluff, & comfort

✧ — Word count: 446 | Ao3

Snippets of time showing how you and your partner care for each other.

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If you could only choose one word to describe how you were feeling after your day at work, it would be 'done'. Not only had your boss called out today, but they had also left you with the amount of work that would normally need three people to complete. Which meant you had to stay long after your shift had already ended. And you wouldn't even be paid more for it. You'd quit in a heartbeat if you could afford it.

You were all but stumbling as you entered your home. The door shutting behind you with a little more force than intended as you leaned your weight back against it. You don’t even have the energy to lean down to properly remove your shoes; toeing them off and leaving them haphazardly in front of the door. However, you don’t get even two steps further into the house before Ike emerges from the hallway. His expression softens at the sight of you, giving you a sincere smile. “Welcome home, darling.” You return his smile, albeit yours being a tired one.

He’s by your side in no time, taking your hand in his. The novelist starts leading you down the hallway and before you can even ask where you're going; he pushes the bathroom door open. The soothing smell of eucalyptus and spearmint fill the room thanks to the candles he’d lit beforehand; giving the room a soft glow. The tub was filled, and you eyed it longingly, no doubt that the water was still warm. Your attention is drawn back to your loving boyfriend as a hand lightly rests on the small of your back, the warmth radiating through your clothes “Come on darling, let's get you in, shall we?” His hand glides up to help slip off your jacket. “I have the kettle on if you want a cup of tea while you soak.”

“Ike you didn’t have to do all this–”

He silences you with a gentle peck to your lips, “You’ve had such a rough day hun, just let me treat you.” He helps remove the rest of your clothes before helping you into the tub. As you sink further into the warm water, you can’t help but release a sigh of contentment. He chuckles affectionately, kneeling beside the tub so he can brush aside a few stray strands of hair before placing a kiss on your forehead. “I’ll be back with your tea in a moment. Take as long in the tub as you need.”

Just before he leaves the room, you call out to him. He pauses with a questioning hum. “Thank you, Ike. I seriously appreciate it.”

“Of course, my dear.”

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[seospicybin]

Hellaurrrr

I came back <3 ngl first part of fatal attraction only had me wanting to throw hands with Innie bc WHAT WAS HE SO RUDE FOR 😭 the day she had a breakdown and he said <"Please, don't bleed all over the marble floor. Joon can show you a better place to do it!"> i was like dang hes so harsh TT my poor mc should run away with Joons help or end up with him (yes we a Joon enthusiast in this house) when Joon recommended mc to play nice i had my doubts and was highly reluctant but it worked so good for her ☺️💕 and ngl I’m a sucker for slow burn so the process of them falling in love was delightful 🥹 i think Jeongi definitely fell first and him arranging for her to see his favorite artist exhibition pls TT that’s so sweet i cry and I’m not even gonna talk about my poor man H showing up because i will cry again BUT YHE WAY HE WALKED AWAY WHEN HE GOT TO KNOW SHE HAD THE PAINTING BECAUSE HE DIDNT EVEN WANT TO KNOW THAT INFORMATION IN THE FIRST PLACE _(:з」∠)_ and Jeongi getting jealous at Mr Yamada pls 💀 clown behavior but hes cute jsjdjdjd BUT HE HAD TO RUIN IT LIKE CMON MAN and then i was crying again because he got shot bc im also a clown and second part was amazing as well! I was surprised he decided to try and protect mc at the end instead of tryna make her grow some thorns and it was sad she didn’t know anything about her mom 🥹 so i was very happy she got to know about her through Jeongi uncle, him looking out for her and sending a doc for a general check up and choosing a contraception method after their first time was sweet jjsjssjsj he’s so soft for her <\3 his family is sp wack so i was glad they could have a little celebration by themselves for his birthday TT💕 and her finally saying yes 🥹 and i love how he goes feral when mc is in danger, Jeongi in this scene: 😡👿👹👺🤡💀 > He fists his hands and gets on the table, kicking the glasses and bottles with his foot< And mc family is super annoying like what’s their deal 😭 her wack ass father sold her up and then her brother and him were tryna poison Jeongi and all like what for wtf they are so selfish and self entitled i hate them sm they never cared for mc or her happiness smh ANYWYS Joon getting fed up with then being all over each other was funny 😭 and I’m glad mc was able to become stronger and I’m glad it wasnt because of Jeongi horrific methods 🤡 still sad she had to go through sm shit bc of her fam I’m glad they got each other now ❤️‍🩹 and the epilogue was soooo lovely Jeongi is so dumb 😭 in a endearing way like why did he even think it was a good idea to kidnap my poor H jjsjsjsjsj him getting anxious and angy bc H is good looking is so jsjsjsjs pls hes so cute such a dork AND HIM ASKING IF HES THE FATHER WHEN THE MC TELLS HIM THE GOOD NEWS LIKE HELLOOOO WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE PLS USE YOUR LAST BRAIN CELL MY CHILD oh im so done with him only forgiven bc hes cute ohhh and i dont even want to admit how much i cried my poor H explaining the speck of white was the northern start <\3 that was literally my last straw, my 13 reason NO BUT REALLY THAT WAS SO SAD TO ME LIKE PLS i love this kind of angst i feel well feed ñom ñom ñom it was a turmoil of emotions but a very pleasant and warm feeling at the end thanks to the main couple in short another amazing work! Ily you always outdo yourself i love all your works i will always cheer for you 💕 ALSO I SAW YOU WERE TAKING A BREAK I WILL MISS YOU BUT TAKE CARE DEAR I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON ❤️‍🩹

You really did back with a feedback and I love you for that! 😘

Thank you for the kind words, they're really encouraging and lovely. I feel so loved and I appreciate you so much, THANK YOU 🥺❤️

[vikkirosko]

Can request token, tweek and damien with reader who likes to take pictures of them?

Headcanons Pictures

💸 Token Black x Reader 💵

Token found out pretty quickly that you like to take pictures. None of your dates have been complete without you taking a picture of something. Whether it's a landscape or even just the sky. But most of all you loved photographing him

You didn't hide the fact that you photographed him at all. You even showed him these photos often. Some of them were funny, and some were even stupid, but you didn't delete any of the photos. You called these photos your priceless collection, which caused Token's smile

When you showed him the photos, he noticed that you were not in any of the photos. When he asked why you never take pictures with him, you told him that unlike him, you are not so photogenic. Token was sure that this was not the case, so he began to take pictures with you quite often

Even more photos with Token appeared in your phone's memory, only now you were present at them. In the first few photos, you were confused and tried to look away, but the more you were photographed together, the more confident you became. In the last photos, you were smiling radiantly, hugging Token. You were both sure that you would have many more photos together ahead of you

☕Tweek Tweak x Reader ☕

You and Tweak spent a lot of time together. Even when he was helping his parents at the coffee shop, you came to him. And quite often you photographed him. You liked taking pictures of him, especially when he didn't notice it

You often tried to take pictures of you together, but every time the Tweek was nervous and twitching, which made it blurry in the photos. But you didn't get upset, and you certainly didn't blame Tweek for it. You knew perfectly well that he couldn't control it, so instead of taking photos together, you just took pictures of him

Every time Tweek was relaxed and calm, for example when he fell asleep next to you on the couch, you couldn't resist taking a picture of him. These were the few times when he didn't twitch and start to panic and get embarrassed. You really appreciated such photos and tried to take them as often as possible

Tweek has never been against being photographed. He was more confused by your attention than the fact of photographing. He didn't understand why you photograph him so often, because he considered himself far from the standard of beauty. Every time he spoke like that, you smiled gently and told him that he was perfect for you, which caused even more embarrassment and a smile that he was unable to hide

👿Damien Thorn x Reader 🔥

At first, Damien was fiercely opposed to you taking pictures of him. He never gave a reason, but every time you tried to take a picture of him, he left or covered the lens on your phone with his hand

It took you a long time to persuade him to allow you to take a picture. But when you looked at the photo you received, you were surprised. In the photo, Damien had small horns and a strange dark halo. As it turned out, this was the reason why he didn't want you to take pictures of him

As it turned out, his demonic part was visible in every photo. To Damien's surprise, it didn't cause you any fear. After getting his permission, you took pictures of him without worrying about anything at all. You were well aware of Damien's true nature and have long been used to such things

You took pictures of him very often, which caused him embarrassment. Damien is not used to such attention to himself, but he will never admit it to you. He was pleased to receive so much attention from you. He didn't show it, but every time you took a picture of him, he tried his best to hold back a smile.

[arcadia-city-stories-if]

all right, anons simping for this marky guy, I just wanna know why? There are so many loveable ROs ready to love, respect and kill for (maybe even die for) MC and you choose him 😲 Why, dear anons, why...? Is it a "saving a bad guy and showing him light" thing (but this jerk never seems to appreciate your efforts then why?)? Please, anons I don't understand why this guy is so popular. P.S I love cool and sexy villains myself but they must respect and love my MC or they may go to hell 👿

FINALLY!

You win all the prizes Anon, up to and including, Most Common Sense, Most Self-Respect and Best MC Parent.

[cavemanfeet]

I don't know who wrote this.

It would be HILARIOUS if it weren't so freaking accurate!! 🤣

Dear Diary 2020 Edition,

In ❄️ January, 🔥 Australia caught on fire. I don’t even know if that fire was put out, because we straight up almost went to war with Iran 🇮🇷 . We might actually still be almost at war with them 🤔. I don’t know, because 👩 Jen Aniston and 👨🏻 Brad Pitt spoke to one another at an awards 🏆 show and everyone flipped the crap out 😲, but then there was this thing happening in 🦇 🇨🇳 China, then 👑 Prince Harry and Megan ✌🏼 peaced out of the Royal family, and there was the whole impeachment trial 👩‍⚖️ , and then corona virus 🦠 showed up in the US ✔️“officially,” but then 🏀 Kobe died 😭and UK 🇬🇧 peaced out of the European Union.

In February, 🌽 Iowa pooped 💩 itself with the caucus results and the president was acquitted and the 👩🏼‍💼Speaker of the House took ten. Whole. years. to rip up a speech , but then The👨‍🔬 🌎WHO decided to give this virus a name COVID-19, which confused 🤔some really important people 👔 in charge of, like, our lives, into thinking there were 18 other versions before it, but then Harvey Weinstein was found guilty👨🏻‍⚖️, and 🇺🇸 Americans started asking if Corona beer 🍺 was safe to drink🤦🏻‍♀️, and everyone on Facebook became a doctor 👨‍⚕️ who just knew the 🤒flu like killed way more people than COVID 1 through 18.

In March, stuff hit the fan👿. Warren dropped out of the presidential race and Sanders was like Bernie or bust 💥, but then Italy 🇮🇹 shut its whole country down 🚷, and then COVID Not 1 through 18 officially become what everyone already realized, a 😱pandemic and then a nationwide state of emergency 🆘was declared in US 🇺🇸 , but it didn’t really change anything, so everyone was confused or thought it was still just a flu 💁🏻‍♀️, but then COVID Not 18 was like ya’ll not taking me seriously? 💡 I’m gonna infect the one celebrity everyone loves and totally infected Tom Hanks👨🏻, get y’all to close all of the schools so y’all can 🙏🏼 appreciate teachers 👩‍🏫 for once (because you can’t teach them anything other than how to use a touch screen🤦🏻‍♀️ ) close down all of salons so you can’t get your 💇‍♂️ hair or your nails done💅 , everyone had to work from home and attend Zoom meetings in their underwear. The 📉 DOW took a crap 💩 on itself, and most of us still don’t understand why the stock market is so important or even a thing 🤔 (I still don’t), We were then all introduced to 🐅 Tiger King and the ONE thing we can all agree on this year , 👍🏼Carol totally killed her husband⚰️ ..... whacked him! And then Netflix was like you’re welcome, and we all realized there was no way we were washing our hands enough in the first place because all of our hands are now dry and gross and were all searching for lotion now.

In 🌧 April, Bernie finally busted✌🏼 himself out of the presidential race 🏃 , but then NYC 🗽became the set of The Walking Dead 💀 and we learned that no one has face masks 😷, ventilators, or toilet paper, or THE FREAKING SWIFFER WET JET LIQUID , and by now our 🦁outgrowth is showing, so there’s a shortage on 📦 box hair dye and all of our hair dressers are like , 😱 NO DONT DO IT!!! But, then Kim Jong-Un died, but then he came back to life … or did he? Who knows, because then the Pentagon released 🎥 videos of UFOs and nobody cared, and we were like man, it’s only April….

In 💐 May, the biblical end times kicked off , historical locust swarms, we learned of murder hornets 🐝 and realized that 2020 was the start of the Hunger Games🙈 however people forgot to let us know. people legit started to protest lockdown measures with 🔫 AR-15s, 🏀⚾️sports events were cancelled everywhere. But then people all over America finally reached a breaking point with race issues and violence. There were 🗣protests in every city🌃 ,which was confusing to some of us because people were definitely gathering in 👫crowds of more than 🖐🏼🤚🏼10 and for sure closer than 6 foot away ⬅️➡️from each other . Those people must have forgotten about the 😖pandemic called COVID Not One Through 18. Media 📺 🗞 struggled with how to 🤬focus on two important things at once, people in general struggle to focus on more than one important thing. A dead whale 🐋 was found in the middle of the Amazon rain forest 🌳 after monkeys 🐒 stole COVID 1 Through 19 from a lab 🔬 and ran off with them, and either in May or April (no one is keeping track of time now) that a giant asteroid ☄️ narrowly missed the Earth🌍.

In ☀️ June, common sense just got thrown 🤾🏼 straight out the window and somehow 😷 wearing masks became a 🏛political thing, but then everyone sort of remembered there was a pandemic, then 👨‍🔬scientists announced they found a mysterious undiscovered mass at the center of the earth, and everyone was like 🙅🏽‍♂️🙅🏻‍♀️🚧DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH IT, but then everyone took a pause to realize that people actually believed Gone With The Wind 💨 was like non-fiction, but then it was also announced that there is a strange 🛰radio signal coming from somewhere in the universe 🌌 that repeats itself every so many days 🗓 , and everyone was like 👽 DON’T YOU DARE ATTEMPT TO COMMUNICATE WITH IT‼️🚫 but then America reopened 🙌🏼from the shut down that actually wasn’t even a shut down, and so far, things have gone spectacularly .... not that great 👎🏼. All of the Karen’s came out at once, and people started tearing down 🔨 statues. Everyone is on Facebook arguing 🤼‍♀️ about masks 👃🏼, but then Florida 🏖 was like hold my beer 🍺 and let me show you how we’re number one 🥇 in all things, including new Not Corona Beer Coronavirus. Then we learned there was a massive dust cloud ☁️ coming straight at us 📍from the Sahara Desert 🐫 , which is totally normal, but this is 2020, so the 👻 ghost mummy thing is most likely in that dust cloud. We then 📚 learned of meth-gators 🐊 , and I'm like that is so not on my flipping 2020 Bingo card 😡 can we use it as the free space?? 🤷🏻 Then we learned that the Congo's worst ever Ebola 🚨 outbreak is over 😓, and we were all like, there was an Ebola outbreak that was the worse ever? 👀 ....... and don’t forget we just discovered FLYING SNAKES! 🐍, seriously! FLYING SNAKES!!!!

So here comes July….Ghislaine Maxwell 👩🚔gets arrested, people 👥 all over America 🇺🇲 continue protests on race issues and violence there were 🗣protests in every city 🌃, Gun violence and shootings 🔫 occuring Across the Country 🌏 but Chicago 🌆 takes the 🎂 on gun violence,

Houston’s Chinese Consulate 🏛 was closed, we ended the month with random seeds 🌱being shipped to the USA 🇺🇲 from China🇨🇳

At the end of July we were over it , just tell us what’s next .... 👽 Aliens? ��Zeus? ☄️ Asteroids? Artificial Intelligence becomes self aware? Can it just be something cool 😎 or fun for once? Maybe even a good laugh , like hahaha 😂 April Fools! We all actually wouldn’t mind that joke at this point.

But August is like here I'll show you hold my beer 🍺, Spain’s Former King 🤴 👑 leaves, 2 giant 💥explosion in Beirut 🇱🇧 killing at least 220 👥 people and injuring 7000 more, A 💣grenade in North Cameroon🇨🇲 killed 15👥 people, A Derecho that traveled more than 700 miles (Inland Hurricane) 🌬💨 across 6 midwest States (NE, IA, IL, IN, WI, MI) killed one 🚴‍♂️ in Eastern Iowa and left more than 800,000 👥 without ⚡🔌power and shutting down gas stations ⛽ for miles. And folks we are only 10 days 🗓 in!

Maybe the rest of Aug, Sept, Oct, Nov, and Dec can let us have a break 🏖🌴!

Also, why didn't I know about the whale 🐋🐳 in the Amazon? Or a few other things because I just can’t keep up anymore!

But I’m sharing it because as long as we make it through 2020, I really want this to pop back up in the memories a few years from now!

Copy and share to your page!!!!!