#STORM LOSES IT

[stormbreaker-290]

Despite my lack of recent Mal posting I assure you he has . Not left my brain. Ever .Thumbsup

[dcxdpdabbles]

#holiday request Sorry, it's me again! I't just that I really, really love your writing and I forgot to mention "Alley boyfriends" and "Alfred's Boy". If you could update either of those I would be very grateful <3 <3 <3

The first sign that something is wrong is finding Damian with a bow and arrow in the tallest room at Wayne Manor. Or, more specifically, seeing the boy aiming the arrow out the window in the direction of Dick and Danny cuddling in a backyard hammock.

Thankfully, he had been fast enough to snatch the arrow from the air before it went anywhere near the cuddling duo. Damian insisted he wasn't aiming for either of them- just the strings holding the hammock up.

The reason? Dick had gone over the agreed-upon cuddle time, and Damian wanted to make him stop. Bruce knew it was just because he was jealous.

Bruce had seen his youngest making doe eyes at Danny earlier that morning while the boy was doing his daily chores. He's been more energetic since Wes left and was willing to share his half-human status with the Wayne household after a talk with Alfred.

All of his children took the news well. They had many teammates who weren't human, but Bruce could tell Danny was still afraid to tell them the truth. Despite the many times Danny provided support in the Batcave and knew of said teammates, he still feared that he would be the exception to their acceptance.

It seemed his parents had left more prominent scars than Danny had been willing to show.

After a brief but vague- Alfred made it a point that his contact did not want Danny stating what he was until it was safe to do so- the Waynes got the gist that Danny needed cuddles.

Almost all his youngest had quickly offered their services, but Alfred and Bruce stopped it. The two men created a cuddling schedule, like a meal plan, to help Danny regain a healthier state, along with the few older ones, excluding Jason.

His second eldest had been highly offended to not be on the schedule, but Alfred calmed him with a whisper. "Think about how hilarious this will be to watch?" Jason had returned to his romance novel, cackling like a loon.

He was easy to manipulate.

Alfred forbade Bruce from telling Jason about Danny's slight crush. The reason was that Clockwork had already spoken to Alfred about it being a passing fancy, and it was safer for Danny's kind to not be rejected until later. Bruce burned with many questions, but he would never dare investigate Alfred or his affairs.

He respected him too much.

Now, if only his kids would behave.

"Damian Wayne, we do not shoot arrows at our siblings." Bruce scolds, wagging a finger at the boy's pouting face.

"But you let Drake throw a spoon at Girl Row!" Damian whines, crossing his arms. In moments like this, Bruce is violently reminded that for all his advanced vocabulary and intelligence, his son is still a fourteen-year-old teenager who could act childish.

"I did not let Tim do anything. He's ground for throwing things at Harper." Bruce sighs, rubbing his right temple. A pounding headache was starting to build up there. "Just because she came to watch Danny's cooking lesson with Tim and Cullen and chose to give Danny a quick snack with her hug does not mean Tim had a right to throw utensils."

"It wasn't even aimed at her head," Tim mutters from the hallway. His punishment for his behavior was that he was to stay within the six feet radius of Bruce. It was the only surefire way to ensure Tim wasn't up to something, like working on case work or plotting to overthrow a small government.

Bruce would break out the kid's leash if he tried to run again.

It was hilarious when Tim was thirteen, and the kid leash still had the same threat level at seventeen as it did then.

"That's another week," Bruce tells him.

"What!? I didn't even do anything!"

"Two weeks."

"Come on!"

"Three weeks." Bruce drawls, which causes Damian to smile until his father looks him in the eye. "I don't know why you seem too amused. You're grown for two weeks as well, young man."

Damian throws his arms up, wisely keeping his mouth shut as he steps with Tim. Now Bruce had two kids he couldn't let out of his sight, and they did something crazy. He marches them out of the room towards his office, where he plans on getting some work done and putting them both to do some extra class studying.

They pass by Jason, who looks like the cat that got the cream at their obvious grounding. He waves a couple of tickets in the air. "It seems like you brats are grounded. Too bad, I was about to invite you to show at the planetarium."

"Why would I waste my time there?" Damian scoffs as Tim glares. Bruce feels his headache growing stronger as Jason smugly proclaims.

"Danny is a huge star nerd. He was excited to finally see the show now that he was feeling better. He wanted us all to go together, but you'll have to miss it since you're still getting grounded at your age." Jason mocks, walking away while shaking his head. Bruce has only a few seconds to wonder why his second is like this, and then Tim and Damian explode with pleas to let them join the rest of the children.

He stays firm in their punishment, but he honestly doesn't feel safe by the way the two, right in front of him, start putting their difference aside and communicate with mere glances a plan of escape. Bruce wishes their corporation wouldn't come at the expense of his sanity.

He glances out the window, watching Dick and Danny talk, and it hits him suddenly that Dick is making that face he usually reserves for staring at baby ducks and baby elephants. His eldest was forming a deeper bond with the boy, which could mean several things, but the center of it all was what made him such a good leader.

Dick was breaching the walls Danny had built so strongly around him.

By tonight, Bruce would not be surprised if Dick started calling Danny his little brother. Coupled with the effort Jason put in to get Danny out of the house and around more people, the boy was healing in a way he so desperately needed.

He was so proud of them. Bruce is so glad the kids allowed him into their lives in moments like these. They saved him more times than he counted, and he does not, meanwhile, being Batman.

The kids saved Bruce Wayne, and he hopes they will save Danny Fenton similarly if the younger boy allows it. Not just because he's Alfred's boy but because he is a Wayne in a different shade.

Danny's face lights up with a smile, looking far more alive than ever before, and Bruce's eyes soften. Then they harden when he spots Steph creeping closer to the hammock from behind some bushes, a garden hose in her hand.

"No! No, no!" He shouts, running down the hallway with Tim and Damian behind. "Don't even think about it, young lady!"

[awsok]

the hollywood ending + text posts [1/?]

x/x/x/x/x/x/x

[eternalmomentss]

fucking crazy how orym and dorian will make constant embarassingly besotted hearteyes at each other whenever they simply exist, risk their lives to save the other no matter how big the threat right in front of their noses, have several heartattacks if one as much as trips over a branch, gush to a distant parent about how great the other is, literally bluescreen, watch the other sleep BUT THEY WON'T FUCKING TALK ABOUT THEIR DAMN FEELINGS i am barely holding on

[endofthelinecaptain]

Orym lying awake, watching Dorian sleep… worrying about him, caring about him. And if Dorian just turned around he would see all of that. But instead he lies awake too, facing the wall and keeping to himself, refusing to let anyone see him struggle.

Both of them awake, but not realizing that the other is awake too. Just a microcosm of their whole relationship, being in the same spot emotionally, but never realizing because they’re so reluctant to connect. Both of them feeling SO MUCH for the other, but never discovering they share the same feelings… because Dorian won’t turn around to let Orym in, and Orym watches him from a safe distance instead of bridging the gap.

[mischievous-thunder]

Johnny did choose the wrong day to flirt with a man and make a snide remark about his psychotic kidnapper

[zetsubou-shita]

my hc is that chuuya has an influence on tides. like, even when he doesn't use his ability, his gravitational field is still buzzing, so whenever he comes to coast the water goes away (or waves become bigger, depends).

also whenever he gets too emotional with ability, he can for an accident mess gravity around and create the climate anomalies.

or alternatively: chuuya had fight with dazai and Yokohama having huge ass storm the next morning, messing up all the ship transfers

[stormbreaker-290]

Hey wh a t-

Is

Is Pinterest trying to tell me something perhaps

[violentdelightshavevioletends]

Xaden tilts his head, studying the king. "Violet." My heart skips into double time. "My loyalty is to Violet first above everything, everyone else."

— You really think being Venin could change that? Some of his first full Venin thoughts still follow this track —

"What even am I? Hers."

[suraelis]

From Critical Role Episode 93

Dorian's corruption arc

[fishareglorious]

im imagining willow showing caroline this dress and the moment willow leaves caroline just loses it and starts hopping around the room squealing like a lovesick idiot schoolgirl with a massive crush. like the most atrociously down bad lesbian crashout of all time.

[annemarieyeretzian]

also, not for nothing, but dorian whispering “don’t worry, I’m not casting a spell on you.” to orym,,, BITCH U ALREADY HAVE! HE IS SPELLBOUND BY U! PLEASE KISS HIM DIRECTLY ON THE MOUTH ABT IT! PLEASE GET ON UR KNEES AND PROPOSE ABT IT!

[erandraws]

I genuinly hope for my own sanity that these two kiss within the month of october because I don’t think I’ll be able to get through another two week break

[combatantwriter]

There is something powerful about the fact that two of the most powerful mutants in the comics are a Jewish man and a black woman.

[lmxpsuedonym]

I’m tired of people complaining that Ellie isn’t angry enough-SHE IS ANGRY. She just hides her emotions in the show. She’s so used to hiding important things about herself, like her being immune, so of course she would hide her feelings aswell!! We see her do this a number of times like when after she’s attacked by the cannibals she keeps telling Joel nothings wrong, and when Joel died she keeps telling Gail that’s she’s fine. This episode we finally see her take that calm-stable-person mask off and we see how she’s actually feeling and she is SO ANGRY.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

i can't stress enough how this is probably like top five interactions between scott and charles for me its so silly

[X-Men Unlimited #1: "Follow The Leader"]