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hana-no-seiiki · 2 months

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Good news. Did some decent progress on What’s Up Danger so you guys will finally get fed this Wednesday! Bad news, the quality might not be the best since I’m fasting while writing it oTL

Anyways, here are some Batfam w/ Cat Villain! Reader moments/snippets.

TW YANDERE AND MENTION OF NONCON/SOMNO

Both Jason and Reader’s first words to each other were, “What the fuck.”

Reader referring to Jason being a giant, and violent asf esp in comparison to Dick. While Jason was confused at his heart beating so fast and mildly crushing on you while you were fighting.

Bonus points: You guys did the spiderman point meme.

You have the biggest age gap with Dick. I headcannon the boys to be close in age so there wouldn’t be any not so good implications when it comes to relationships, but it’s almost unavoidable unless Batman switches sidekicks every year or so. (You are younger than Jason but older than Tim)

But that is also another reason why you two didn’t click as well as you did with Jason

You’d often make jokes or use slang and Dick would just be “???” He tried his best though.

On the reverse side of things, and like I mention before Tim and you got along too well as friends. He’s one of the few people you could gush to about literally any fandom and he somehow (through stalking your searches and literally every gadget/appliance you owned) knew everything about it already.

You two have written several theses on fellow vigilantes and villains (mostly ‘dumb’ ones like who has the best cake based on so and so criteria)

Damian is the best when it comes to bantering with you mid-fight. It’s the combined years of sass and assassin training. Went from plain insults to whole ass (not so) subtly being horny when you beat each other down.

He’s also the worst (best?) when it comes to your nicknames. He insists that you two use it on each other. Some exclusive while others he’s usually fine hearing from other mouths.

There was one point in time where you were called Kitten while the boys forced/bribed you to call them Daddy

Tim and Jason have tattoos of you/related to you.

For Jason it’s your name with a few paw prints, and for Tim it’s when he first fought you (and got his ass whooped)

After Jason came back and revealed himself to you, he tattooed the scratch marks you left him on his back after doing the deed.

Damian secretly practices doing henna so he can draw on you during your “wedding” since he doesn’t want anyone touching you. Sort of defeats the purpose, but go off king.

Being the thorough guy he is, he uses lab equipment to make his own blends.

Bruce? Bruce hates your ass. Sometimes it’s in a hatefuckey way but most of the time he blames you for corrupting his kids.

So he corrupted you in turn.

I feel like he gets off to cucking them honestly (blame that one comic) but if Reader is AFAB I wouldn’t be surprised if he impregnated them.

He’s a softie at heart when it comes to you though, courtesy of your similarities with Selina.

Speaking of, Talia adores you.

Like if there was anyone she would want with her son it was you.

She thinks the fact that you haven’t been put behind bars is a testament to your skill, and after getting over your similarity to her “rival in love” she would actively get you to be with her son.

Eventually she realizes she loves you more than Bruce and well, that’s a story for another fic.

You have at least a dozen trackers on you at all times.

Most of them you’ve ingested and pooped out.

It’s mostly Tim of course. But the duty of actually feeding you that stuff usually goes to Dick.

Dick has uh- somnophillia’ed you a fair bit after the break up.

He really, and I mean really likes to watch you sleep.

It reminds him of those ‘catnaps’ you’d take while watching over the Titans.

There would be times where he’d just be in a daze/in autopilot for hours reminiscing about your past together

His favorite memories to go back to were your first fight together, first kiss, and times under the sheets, and a date you guys had before in a festival/circus.

He never takes the antidote for Poison Ivy’s sex pollen and always comes to you for it, regardless of his or your relationship status.

Tim has at least a million typewritten chats with AI you, and around a few hundred hours of voice chats.

You did eventually take his virginity.

He came as soon as he was inside you/you were inside him.

You have been offered to be a part of the bat crew or a vigilante. But,

you massacred many after Jason’s supposed death and feel too guilty to call yourself anything other than a villain.

Chokers with bells. It’s a popular gift to give you. Especially ones that are custom made with expensive ass materials and engraving.

Sometimes Tim just gives you weapons.

Alfred is your best source of blackmail material.

You’ve actively tried cursing him (with immortality). You love the man.

He’s secretly the president of your official fanclub/fansite but you didn’t hear that from me.

You fight a lot with Damian’s pets. Like in a way that you turn into a literal cat and hiss at them.

And last but not least, you’re vv close with every member of the Teen Titans (besties with Rachel and Garfield)

NOT PROOFREAD!!!

@sophiethewitch1

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ntshastark · 7 years

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i wanna read other people’s meta about gotham but all i can find is ed and oswald and their horrible shipname i dont bother learning how to spell and honestly i have nothing against the ship and i actually find it really great that the writers made a decades-old a-list comic character gay in the show just like that. but i just. dont care about them. and it seems they’re all anyone in this site who watches this show cares about.

i wanna read about what people think of so much stuff on this show that i don’t have enough comic knowledge to talk about myself.

bruce’s writing is amazing (as is david’s acting) and he's undeniably close to become batman in that aspect but he's only 15 and hasn’t even had proper training yet. is the ra’s al ghul plot gonna result on him going to nanda parbat and get his training there like in the tdk trilogy? is he gonna travel the world beyond that? are they gonna show it? is there gonna be a time jump?

if bruce goes away are him and selina not gonna talk during this time period? are they gonna loose contact and later meet as batman and catwoman and fall for each other all over again? she doesn’t seem actively in the way to become a cat burglar now, her involvement with tabitha and now crazy!babs + her seek to “being respected” actually seems to put her in the path of more dangerous stuff. her connection to cats seems to have been forgotten, almost as much as her “Cat” nickname from the first season.

ivy is a fucking mess. the writers gotta have some deep hatred of her because i’ve never seen a character so popular be so constantly disrespected. they changed her name, killed her parents, dumbed her down, did that stupid aging-up plot so they could have her seducing men and are apparently already giving her her powers. i thought they were gonna have her adopting a new identity (pamela isley) after being aged up but that stupid plot wasn’t even useful enough to fix this other stupidity. her characterization doesn’t seem to line up with any ivy i’ve seen in other medias nor to be heading that way. her love for plants is only brought up when they feel like it. also there’s not a chance they’re planning on sending her to college. all i can do is hope that “ivy pepper” ends up not truly being poison ivy, despite the promo posters for s1, and pamela isley is out there somewhere in gotham.

barbara is another mess. her characterization was butchered even further than ivy’s (see: this post) and this pisses me off endlessly because, as stated on the post, she was one of my favorite characters. but the real question her destroyed characterization brings is: what does this means for barbara gordon? is she simply not gonna exist in this universe? is she not gonna be related to jim à la batman & robin? is she gonna be jim’s daughter with someone else and named barbara as an homage after a redemption arc? that would be kinda weird, specially if said someone else was lee. and neither jim nor babs seem to have any siblings to tragically die and leave their daughter to their brother/sister who would then die too and leave her to be adopted by her former fiancé. is a redemption arc possible at this point? i personally don’t think so, they threw that chance away when they gave her her real personality back after waking up from that coma, only to have her go back to stabby babs.

literally what the fuck happened to renee????? she literally disappeared when they decided barbara wasn’t gonna be gordon’s main love interest and didn’t need her for the drama anymore. is she really The renee montoya? isn’t she too old for that? could she be the aunt of the real renee, just like we had valerie vale on the show? i mean, james and barbara gordon literally named their kids james and barbara gordon, so it’s not like that’s impossible.

and most importantly: when is gordon growing his mustache

#f: dc #g: dc live-action #s: gotham #p: bruce wayne #p: selina kyle #p: pamela isley #p: barbara kean #p: renee montoya #p: james gordon #t: talk post #mari rants

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felisfemina · 7 years

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RULES: tag seven followers you want to get to know better. repost, don’t reblog TAGGED BY: @erroretscientia

&* -NAME/NICKNAME: alex &* -GENDER: genderfluid &*- HOGWARTS HOUSE: hufflepuff i think? &*- FAVORITE COLOR/S: black &*- FICTIONAL CHARACTER I’D LIKE AS A SIBLING: selina uvu &*- NUMBER OF BLANKETS I SLEEP WITH: one or two depending on how cold it is &*- DREAM VACATION: hhhhh europe? london? japan? idk &*- WHAT I’M CURRENTLY WEARING: a pokemon t-shirt and gingham pyjama pants &*- WHAT I POST: roleplay, feminist aesthetic, Selina related things &*- DO YOU GET ASKS ON A REGULAR BASIS? sometimes? dependsreally &*- AESTHETIC: honestly it’s pastel grunge &*- STAR SIGN: gemini &*- LAST THING GOOGLED: “jla headquarters” &*- FAVOURITE MUSIC ARTISTS: according to spotify, it’s grimes, sophia black, the weeknd, nicki minaj, & marina and the diamonds &*- DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER BLOGS? yea a personal blog & an aesthetic blog & a witchcraft blog & a blog to roleplay cole but it’s not active &*- WHY DID YOU CHOOSE YOUR URL? it’s literally latin for ‘cat woman’ &*- AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP? 5-12 &*- LUCKY NUMBER: 17 &*- FAVOURITE CHARACTER(S): selina kyle, jonathan crane, cole (da:i), sherlock, &*- FOLLOWING: 117

tagging: anyone who wants to do it!

#( munday )#( ooc )

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