#Shaq Quotes

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VRISKA: What are things that you wish you could do 8ut you're too tall for?

EQUIUS: D --> Skydive

VRISKA: Yeah.

EQUIUS: D --> Scuba dive

VRISKA: You're too tall to scu8a dive?

EQUIUS: D --> Yeah

VRISKA: ...I feel like if you just stand up in the ocean you can reach the 8ottom.

EQUIUS: D --> No but I'm too heavy. Because when you scuba dive they give you WEIGHTS and then when I went down I hit the button but I never came back up

EQUIUS: D --> Almost drowned. But then my instincts kicked in

VRISKA: Then, what'd you do? Just flail until you...?

EQUIUS: D --> I just said the famous word "Eqmu"

VRISKA: Eq-what?

EQUIUS: D --> "Eqmu" like "Shamu"

VRISKA: Oh.

EQUIUS: D --> And then I just did like that [Wiggles] and then I was at the top

VRISKA: Do you ever tell me stories that are real?

EQUIUS: D --> Yeah

VRISKA: Have you ever ridden a horse?

EQUIUS: D --> Yeah he tried to kill me

VRISKA: I can see why. What type of horse did you ride?

EQUIUS: D --> It was a 22-hand Percheron

VRISKA: Is that a really 8ig horse?

EQUIUS: D --> Big horse. But what I didn't know is he was a carriage horse. And then when I tried to get on him he tried to Bronco Billy me

VRISKA: Did you just m8ke this story up right now?

EQUIUS: D --> No ma'am

VRISKA: Were you drunk????????

EQUIUS: D --> No

VRISKA: You just went up to a horse that was holding a carriage and you were gonna jump on it?

EQUIUS: D --> No he was a carriage horse and then another guy owned him and then I bought him from the guy

VRISKA: And then you tried to ride it?

EQUIUS: D --> Yeah. And then we went on HorseFa%. You know how they have CarFa%? We went on HorseFa%

VRISKA: Okay.

EQUIUS: D --> Told me fa% about the horse

VRISKA: And now they have to put that it was damaged 8y you?

EQUIUS: D --> Nope he's in Orlando eating sna%

VRISKA: Oh, good.

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from 'took it to heart like an ashtray', my rami winters death fic/character study!

“what did it feel like?” rami asks.  there’s no coffin up on the dais at the front of the room. just an urn, and a picture of chae she’s never seen before. how much did she really know about chae, anyway? they’ve only been playing together for two seasons. “i don’t know,” len says softly.

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richard dawkins tweet I need a fat bitch on my brain always

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Ryan Kelly inspires optimism #Colts canimprove! #NFLDraft in one week! Trey Lance available? #Cubs win again!

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weakest performance in Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny is Aaron Carter. he had one small feat before dying to the batmobile.

being able to jump shaq is impressive, but he did get surprise advantage [he comes, quote; "out of the blue", e.g. by surprise, or guerilla warfare].

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hi! just a few quotes from my times dming oneshots/ mini campaigns

“Well, since I can’t negotiate with you, I guess I’m gonna skull-fuck you with my axe” - Shaq, as RingRing the goblin“You’re gonna what?” - Rae(me)

“you can continue to beg, poor person” -Nick, as Trevor

“Y'know what Alabaster’s giving? Bisexual, neurodivergent and with a god complex” - Nick, as Ilyses

“BITCH STOP TALKING ABOUT MY TENTACLE” -Ilyses

Eliza, pointing the abyssal rod at Vitruvio Jr.(the abyssal chicken that does nothing but scream KFC ads):“I will put you back”

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more spreadsheeting ahead! bewarned f1 photos havebeen collected (2001 edition)

some brave ferrari gladiators, 2001 australian gp

some Very Cool sunglasses (on giancarlo fisichella), 2001 malaysian gp

kimi raikkonen bowling a (transparent?) bowling ball, 2001 malaysian gp

very aesthetic photo of the ferrari pit, 2001 brazillian gp

Keep your distance!, 2001 san marino gp

me watching the spa23 sprint race as an oscar piastri fan, 2001 san marino gp

jenson buttin (in Very Cool sunglasses) with his 'Bernie' Award, 2001 spanish gp

to quote the actual caption of this 'Rubens Barrichello... Well sort of', 2001 spanish gp

schumi crowd surfing, 2001 monaco gp

ralf schumacher being attacked on two sides, 2001 canadian gp

nick cage being BAR's team photograpger, 2001 canadian gp

i wonder what theyre hiding under the tarp, 2001 canadian gp

is the champagne a bit cold?, 2001 french gp

my 'f1 drivers on scooters' agenda continues, 2001 french gp

murry walker my beloved, 2001 british gp

michael schumacher returning to karting, 2001 Kertin Karting World Championship

Shaq (?!) cameo, 2001 german gp

michael schumacher and jean todt on a ferrari themed vespa, 2001 hungarian gp

thinking hard, 2001 belgian gp

a goodbye red carpet for Murray Walker, 2001 italian gp

a tiny fernando alonso walking back to the pits, 2001 italian gp

some very enthusiastic montoya fans, 2001 united states gp

mika hakkinen celebrating his retirement sabbatical, 2001 united gp

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Matthew Tkachuk talking on life in Florida as top destination in the NHL

You’ve had a lot of time to chill. What the hell have you been up to?I’ve been hanging out and going to the beach a lot. I’ve taken a few quick trips. One of the perks of living in Florida is you have the ocean right there. It’s super good for your body and mind to go in there—it’s pretty peaceful in there. I’ve gone out a couple times for dinner. But mostly I’m just staying quiet at the house.

Obviously, I’m using everything in the basket to try and win it all here. 

Oh, I went to the Heat game the other night! I got to see Game 6 and sat with Charles [Barkley] and Shaq for a little bit.  

How fun was it to guest on Inside the NBA and witness that legendary Charles and Shaq energy up close?

It was awesome! It all happened last minute—literally that morning I was asked if I wanted to come to the game and talk with Charles and Shaq. Hell yeah! Let’s do it. But what was really cool was talking to those guys off camera. That’s when we were really talking. Hockey, sports, golf, just talking about everything, getting to pick their brains, and learn about stuff I don’t really know about was super entertaining. 

The idea of playing hockey in Florida always has this kind of funny connotation. It’s a relatively new franchise, you’re playing in warm weather in the south, it’s a very opposite idea of what most people have in their head when they think of the NHL. But you’re making it all sound pretty great.

It’s the top destination in the NHL. When you look at it—this is my opinion, and I would say most people’s opinion—the top two destinations in the league right now are the Florida teams. Third would probably be Vegas. It’s funny how that’s who we’re playing in the Final. People probably don’t look at Florida as the biggest hockey market, but Tampa’s won all these Cups recently and been to a bunch of Finals, the Panthers had some good runs before I got here, and when you go out West, Vegas has been right there at the top. Dallas has been right there too. These warmer climate markets aren’t the same as Toronto or Montreal, but the success that everyone’s had down here is no secret.  

When I chose to come here, the number one reason was to be on a competitive team, compete for championships year over year, right behind that was the way of life. But you’re not just coming here to live the Florida life, you’re coming here to win. It’s just a perk that you get to live in Florida on top of all that. My life has changed so much since coming [to Florida]. The lifestyle has been unbelievable. The way I’m able to live down here is insane. It doesn’t get better, anywhere. Playing in the U.S., having these opportunities with people like Jimmy Butler and Charles Barkley, having way more nationally-televised games, competing for the Stanley Cup, that’s made not only myself but everyone on the team more of a name than we were before. 

Have you become a boat guy since moving to Florida?

I have not. I’ve gotten as far as a few jet skis. I’m not a boat guy. I like to go on boats, but I don’t want to drive a boat. No chance I could park it. 

Quotes from an interview Matthew did before the playoff final started Via gq.com

Photo taken during the All Star Weekend via floridahockeynow.com

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I randomly come back and you answered hella questions 😭

Kobe not being able to add his youngest to the trust…TOUGHHHHH

Lebron and savannah…child anyway 😂 no but fr I thought savannah had her own business. I think if a man has hella money and he don’t put you, as his wife, in a position to make your own money he’s trying too control you 🤷🏽‍♀️ why tf he just want you relying on him? TOO CONTROL YOU duhhhhhh. He wants you to need him BFFR 🤦🏽‍♀️ other black women be making me mad. Come on sis we got more sense than that. We better than that.

Ben and Meg…good for her but bad for him if he was cheating. Not surprised if he was lol.

Kendall and Devin…that’s my man and I want him REAL BAD 😂 I feel like he’s not ready to settle down yet which isn’t a bad thing fr. He’s still in his 20’s and this goes for Kendall and anyone else in their 20’s. Enjoy life and just date around. SAFELY date around cause the STD rates is high asf y’all. Please be safe.

Not anon saying steph stank 😂 y’all are funnyyyyy. Him and lebron got houses to cheat…what’s new 🤦🏽‍♀️

Vanessa…I won’t ever like her based off what I read. It gets worse and worse. A lot of stuff she did is for show in my opinion. Good for Kobe for not putting her in charge of his money. He knew what she would do and couldn’t let it happen. That’s telling.

Josh is NOT cute I’m sorry to whoever think he is. But good for him for getting pretty girls. Not many benchwarmers can say the same 🌚

Ain’t heard shit bout Jalen Green…bout time 😂 was getting sick of his ass and he one of my favs.

Ja annoying asf 😭 how old is he cause he run to social media fast asf. I’d hate to date him cause he the type to post quotes when we arguing 💀

The old heads annoying too. Like please shut up.

Shaq and them need to just go on ahead and tell us bout Kobe 🤷🏽‍♀️ wasn’t kobe one of the reason shaq marriage feel apart? Cause if I remember correctly kobe was questioned about what he was doing regarding cheating and his marriage but kobe let it be known it wasn’t just him and he told on some of the other players? I think it was him but I could be wrong. Either way it’s not like the wives needed kobe to say they was cheating lol. They knew and was gone stay regardless 😂.

That’s all I can remember I read lol but I’m happy you are back and I hope you are doing good. I’ve been in your shoes when it came to a nigga I was too good for. We’ve all ignored read flags before. Idk feelings just be getting in the way of seeing what a nigga really about. Again I’m happy you’re back and with time things will get better 💕💕 and on some real shit ONE DAY imma make my move on DB. The worst he can say is no but I ain’t scared of rejection 🤷🏽‍♀️ he gone forever be my baby 😂😂

anon i love your takes 😭 lmao savannah is def going out a little sad in that regard, definitely feel you on the kobe & vanessa stuff. i’ve also heard the same about the shaq thing, i think kobe said that during his rape case iirc. things were very messy back then but i wonder if things now are messier or about the same with the nba in general. but not thinking josh is cute??? now don’t do that anon! & thank you, i really appreciate that! we can only learn and grow so 😌 but go get your man by any means necessary, and if we gotta ignore a few more red flags for him then so be it 😭

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i try not to go too hard on muslims or catholics but i really do feel that the aim isnt to get young men away from christianity but to foster hatred between the two groups while they continue fuckin the both of us. but i have to say i have NEVER seen someone attempt to convert someone to islam using quotes from the koran, in fact ive said it before and ill say it again, ive never heard anyone outside the internet and even then rarely, quote the koran outside the muslim world. it makes me wonder what the book contains thats so appealing to young men, i mean not really ive read a lot of it, i know whats appealing to them, its based and redpilled on women but for gods sake man READ TITUS, its a few fucking pages one of the shortest books in the bible, and its way more based about women, paul lays it out plainly too but then youd have to go hunting through all of his letters and stuff where as titus you could read in about ten minutes. no good idea is present in the koran that they didnt lift from the bible, and most importantly i want you to wrap your head around this, there is about equal time from the death and ressurection of christ, to the forming of either islam OR judaism, as there is time between the invention of those false religions and the modern day, so jesus and his gospels were already known for about a thousand years before the jewish talmud was written down, or the koran was written, thats a long time. there is this idea that all three abrahamic religions started around the same time, or that the modern conception of judaism was FIRST of all fucking things, but youve got it wrong, christianity is the religion of the old testament, its a new convenant with new rules but same religion, and the pharisees and sadducees were the splinter group, and there insane perversion of the one true religion wasnt written down for a full thousand years after the bible was written, modern religious jews follow the talmud NOT the torah, they are the offshoot, they are the imposters aping our religion not the other way around and most importantly we were here first. in the so called jews of today, do you see adam? abraham? joseph? jacob? moses? the nomenclature and window dressing of modern jews matches some of the window dressing of the hebrews of old, but if i snuck into the lakers locker room and put on shaqs jersey that doesnt make me fucking shaq, the spirit of god is not in them, doi

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