#Shoelacing

[iibislintu]

i quoted the spiders georg post in statistics class without saying spiders georg and it was fun to see most people in the room look bewildered at the thought of eating spiders, and two people looking like

[bllmak]

[papanowo]

what is their problem like actually

[evil-gender]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your tits”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from gandalf.

[springfieldpublicschoolambala]

Shoe lacing activity for these lil kiddos 🩰 Teaching a child how to tie their shoes is a great developmental activity! It helps improve fine motor skills, hand-eye coordination, and problem-solving abilities ✨

[brooke-beaches]

Best boys. And Connor’s laces are untied a lot post-game bc he's not used to having them lol

[snakeofcookie]

I just had the weirdest experience:

I am on the way to a seder, and I'm scrolling through Tumblr and see a post from someone I've followed for years about going to a seder that sounds... familiar.

I obviously think that it'd be kind of cool if we were at the same seder, but there's just no way.

I arrive at the seder. I meet a few people, one of whom is the most Tumblr-ass looking person I've ever seen. I resolve to tell them I like their shoelaces when there's a chance for more private conversation.

During the meal, the table begins to discuss social media. Through this conversation I confirm that this person is wearing stolen shoelaces. But like.. that'd be a huge coincidence.

During a lull, I quickly pull up the blog I follow on my phone to see if there are any details I can use to corroborate this person's identity. I don't get past a post about a clown seder before I need to put my phone away. Mission failed, nothing useful.

The person at the seder mentions they will be hosting a clown seder.

I don't know how to process this.

[littlewigglers]

Shoelace says hello 👋

[cirrus-grey]

[styllwaters]

necklace carpet sharks are SO silly and beautiful and it is of upmost importance that you all look at them

[oooocleo]

💞 high tier Shirin face I feel compelled to share………!

patreon

[ghostedtea]

some little guys

[cottonkhaleesi]

Enjoy a little real-time recording of this shoelace in progress

[thebibliosphere]

Shoutout to my new hair stylist who heard me say, “I work in Queer Romance” put away her scissors and just straight up buzzed my back and sides without being asked to 😂

Also hi, if you’re the individuals who recognized me in the village, thanks for being super sweet about my outfit and sorry if I was awkward.

I was not prepared to get complimented quite so enthusiastically followed by someone doing a double take before yelling,“wait... Are you on Tumblr?!” in front of a crowd of people 😅

[chaoticgoodthief]

I Did It

Ok, this is amazing I recently passed the Tumblr shoelace ritual. Long story short, I was at a market day in my school and saw some stickers. Gandalf's big naturals. Even as someone who doesn't really spend that much time in the LoTR/Hobbit area of Tumblr, I knew about That. I couldn't help myself, it was right There. Probably far to giddily holding that Gandalf sticker (with wasn't just a normal old big naturals, mind you. That wizard was in a laced bra, usually enough to turn me redder than a tomato)

"Which one of you designed this?" I asked on of the two people at the stall (ps everyone was selling their own sruff, so I wasn't afraid in the slightest that the creator of this wouldn't be there.)

"She did," the one I talked to responded. Oh my heart was pounding. All social awkwardness completely evaporated in the face of THE most Tumblr Thing I could do.

"I like your shoelaces." Gosh, I wish I could have talked to literally anyone with half the confidence that I had in that moment. I'm pretty sure I saw just a tiny bit of life drain from their eyes. I'm so sorry but c'mon. Gandalf Big Natruals stickers. Did you really think you could avoid this?

"Thanks. I stole them from the president." I WILL RIDE THAT HIGH FOR THE NEXT MONTH, AT LEAST.

ps. If anyone finds my new buddy (I know it's unlikely but gotta give it a shot.) Just want to let you know that their art is amazing and you should definately by something from them if they take commissions.