How Does it Feel to Read Classic Sci-Fi?
Orson Scott Card: Two of the most interesting books you’ll ever read if you’re willing to look past a handful of things. And then you find the planet of Chinese people who worship having debilitating OCD. And the Mormonism. And the fact that the author is wildly homophobic and ought to read his own books.
Robert Heinlein (or at least the Wikipedia Summaries): I guess that’s a neat concept—oh, it’s a sex thing. Um. Gotcha.
Ray Bradbury: Man, I gotta read this thing for class huh. Well here’s hoping it’s good! *three hours later* oh. that’s why he’s famous. this will stick with me forever and I will never look at the phrase ‘soft rain’ the same again. christ. And then repeat 3x.
Isaac Asimov: Wow, this is such an interesting concept! I wonder how the exploration of it will influence the plot! Wait, hey, are you going to add any characters? Any of em? No like, with character traits other than ‘robot psychologist’ and ‘autistic’ and ‘woman’? None of em? No, ‘detective’ isn’t a character trait. Those are all just facts. Aaaand now I’m bored.
Ursula K. Le Guin: Hah, get a load of this guy! He’s never heard of nonbinary people before. Lol, what a riot; how dumb do you have to be to comprehend that these people aren’t men *or* women actually? Oh, wait, what’s happening. Oh shit, it was about society and love and learning to understand each other? And now I’m crying? And perhaps a better human being for it??
Andy Weir: Alright, this guy’s a really good writer. Funny, creative, knows so much engineering stuff…ooh, a new book! …I guess he can’t write women. Well, he wouldn’t be the first sci-fi writer…ooh another new book! And it’s more engineering problem solving and—wow. It’s not just women he can’t write. Please stop letting your characters talk to each other.
Lois Lowry: Oh, I remember this being fun when I was a kid! Wouldn’t it be fucked up to not see color? …upon reread, it would be fucked up to have your humanity stripped away, replaced with a tepid, beige ‘happiness’ for all time. Yeah.
Tamsyn Muir (let me have this ok): Haha, “lesbian necromancers in space” sounds fun. Lemme read this. Oh wow, yeah, this is right up my alley. OH GOD WHAT. NO. FUCK. OH SHIT WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING AND WHY IS IT REFERENCING THE BOOK OF RUTH AND HOMESTUCK BACK TO BACK!!! AHHHHHHHHH!! Now give me more please.
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Full magma page, made with @lokibrainrot and @aidanandaxel !!!!!!!!!! I am so so so delighted actually. look at all of that . we did that ,,....,,, closeups beneath the cut. NONE OF THESE OCS ARE MINE ASIDE FROM INDIGO (PURPLE INDIVIDUAL ON THE LEFT) AND MONSOON (THE BRACKEN WITH A BEAK AT INDIGO'S SIDE)
Dark purple labels = @koukaaa-descent
Bright pink labels = @aidanandaxel
Magenta labels = @lokibrainrot
ALSO . NEON I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH . I saw Indigo and monsoon early on and almost trembled out of my skin. cap is so so so so soAUAAGAHAG to me. I could yap for hours
and FROST!!!!! I DO NOT RESCIND WHAT I SAID!!!! I love your art so so deeply. you have a wonderful style and I will never budge on that
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26 27 30 36... Scoundrel and Scientist. Also gimme the cufflink saga already.
IM STILL PIECING THE SNIPPETS TOGETHER IM SORRY I KNOW IVE TAUNTED YALL WITH ALLUSIONS TO IT FOR AGES JDFHDHDJDK
26 - What would be their ideal romance? Did they find a perfect match already, is it still a work in progress, or have they experienced something out of their expectations?
The Scoundrel's ideal partner would probably be someone willing to put up with her... everything. Either because they don't care, or because they indulge her to her heart's content. Someone able to back up her wildest dreams (or even fulfill them) while still being there at the end of the day to kiss her head and tell her it's all going to turn out okay.
She thinks this someone is Wines. It is not Wines.
The Scientist's ideal partner... is a lot more broad, and also simultaneously a bit more narrow.
See, he's fine with just about anyone, theoretically. All he wants is someone he can live for, and work to protect. He doesn't even care if he gets the same in return. Ideally someone patient, and clever, and maybe a little bit terrifying- someone he can trust completely and utterly-
But he doesn't really care about any of that. He just wants someone he can get along with. Someone he can almost feel safe around. He doesn't care about anything else.
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27 - What is their romance’s theme song?
The Hatsune Miku cover of Poison. And Butcher Vanity.
...oh, you meant general romance, not together. That's, admittedly trickier.
And by "trickier" I mean "I'm stumped". I have absolutely no idea. I've never thought about it before. Consider this an open invitation for y'all to come in and suggest romance songs, because I'm kind of at a loss rn
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30 - What is their love language?
The Scoundrel gives gifts. A lot of gifts. If you've actually, sincerely, unironically, somehow, against every odd in the universe, thoroughly captivated them, you'd get absolutely smothered in more gifts than anyone could hope to count. Extravagant ones, too.
Like.
They're the kind of person who thinks a comically expensive romantic dinner at the most exclusive restaurant in the country is "modest". They're the kind of person who'd send you hourly updates on how their day is going because they think you genuinely unironically need to know this pressing information because you love them and they love you back. They're the kind of person who spends hours trying and failing to win a giant stuffed animal at a carnival because you said it looked cute and they want to impress and pamper you.
They're the kind of person who spends half of their fortune supplying Mr Wines' revels because they think they're getting such an insanely good grade in flirting and serving and being such a good sexy appealing lover for their stupid horrible drunken crush that won't even give them a second glance-
I mean. Uh. Ahem. Clears throat.
Gift-giving. They like gift-giving.
The Scientist on the other hand- he's pretty squarely split between acts of service and quality time. I don't compare him to a cat for nothing. He's either actively being "useful" to people, or he's sitting with them in silence for 2 hours straight while they do an unrelated task in the same general vicinity.
He considers the latter to be fantastic socializing.
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36 - What would they gift to their partner or their best friends to show their affection?
See the Scoundrel's aforementioned answer about giant stuffed animals and supplying revels. But also flower bundles. And honey. And bundled flowers dipped in honey. They feel like the type to gift what they like because they're under the impression that their favorite things are universal favorite things.
As for the Scientist... he's admittedly not the best at sending gifts, but he certainly tries? His gifts are way more humble. Way more small. Like the results of an interesting experiment, or a cool puzzle he thought up, or a handmade scrapbook that's not exactly good insomuch as it is unbelievably sincere. Tiny nerdy trinkets that won't mean much to an onlooker, but end up being super soft and sentimental to those in the know.
Also, I could see him knitting a bunch of stuff. Little winter hats, scarves, gloves, the works. It's sweet. He's sweet.
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Post-soundcheck pizza, beer, and vent sesh.
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Bonus + transcript under the cut.
Helena: “Can you believe they pay that guy to stand around doing nothing? God, he was worthless!”
Ulrike: “Damn, he really got under your skin, huh?”
Helena: “I can’t help it! He was driving my inner perfectionist nuts.”
Ulrike: “You’re kind of sexy when you’re all riled up.”
Isaiah: “I refuse to stress about it. If we’re as tight as we’ve been in rehearsals lately, none of that bullshit will matter.”
Rabbit: “Of course it will matter! The crowd’s not giving us fucking brownie points for playing our hearts out if all they’re hearing is feedback!”
Nik: “Seriously. They’ll be dead on their feet if they can’t feel my drums rattling the room. We’ll go off with a whimper instead of a bang.”
Rabbit: “Come on, Ange. Back us up! Are you on team ‘murder the idiot before
he can ruin the show’ or team ‘I don’t care if we sound like crap?’”
Ange: “Personally, I’m on team ‘already forgotten that pathetic little dude exists.’”
Ulrike: “Hell, yeah! We should all drink to that.”
Rabbit: “Cheers, motherfuckers!”
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Rabbit: “So I heard some dick in one of your classes has been giving you a hard time. Do you need me to dispose of him for you?”
Helena: [snorts a little beer up her nose] “What, dispose- God, fuck, no! Actually, he hasn’t shown up for the last few workshops. He even missed his own. Maybe he finally had a moment of clarity and realized he’s not God’s gift to modern literature after all.”
Rabbit: “I doubt that. Guys like him never learn. I’m sure he’s just refueling so he can come back bigger and badder than before.”
Helena: [laughs] “You’re probably right.”
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