Wilbert Colemann Info and Trivia
Name: Wilbert Colemann
Age: 31
D.O.B.: June 3, 1924
P.O.B.: Bristol, England
Height: 6'3"
Occupation: Office Manager
Phone Number: 2671
Greeting:
Good morning/evening, dear doorman! (He does not show up in the afternoon since he's still at work at his office at that time)
Appearance:
Dark brown hair
Dark Green eyes
Long nose
ALWAYS wears a coat
Has a mustache
Brown pinstripe vest and dress pants
Black pinstripe necktie
ID and Entry Request
Trivia:
Wilbert is one of the tenants that can easily be caught red-handed.
He has a doppelganger named "Sad Hoon Man" who cries black-like tears and has a frown on his face, it was speculated that the doppelganger knew about his past relationship with his former lover, emphasizing the sadness and heartache he had felt.
When Doppelganger!Wilbert is covered in blood, he makes an excuse, saying that a drunk construction worker dipped red paint on him from the window.
There are rumors that Wilbert is trying to court Delora Steding (Oc) who is the current door woman of the building.
He may look like a charmer to other women (Like Selenne and Elenois), but he ended up going head over heels for Delora herself. Thus, he begins to court her and impress her in any way possible. But if he ran out of options, he began to become desperate as he would beg on Delora which became a turn-off for Delora. However, this outburst happened because Wilbert's previous lover cheated on him, making him heartbroken.
He would start to get nervous and fidget a lot out of anxiety if he got scared of the doppelgangers. He doesn't want to admit his fear so he pretends to act tough in front of the others.
He and Albertsky Peachman are good friends and he prefers to wear shoes made by him than buying one from a store.
Wilbert sometimes has a cocky personality which Delora hates it a lot. Aside from that, Delora wants to send him to a therapist because of the sudden deterioration of his mental health (That therapist will be announced soon)
The Stilnskys are protective of Delora since the couple saw her as their own child so Wilbert would be careful whenever the couple were around.
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Seriously if you can’t financially help or go to protests wrt palestine the second best thing you can do is learn history and talking points by heart and be ready to bring it up with people you know. There’s never “nothing you can do”. There’s no shortage of books and documentaries made by Palestinians you can find for free on the internet you have no excuse to not educate yourself especially if you actually want to help
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
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