#Source: BTVS

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Walker: Well, you know what they say; ninety percent of being an Avenger is waiting.

Yelena: You couldn't have told me that ninety percent ago?

[reginaphalangelobster]

Vague Disclaimer

Dean to Sam, about the Impala: And remember if you hurt her I'll beat you to death with a shovel Dean: A vague disclaimer's nobody's friend Sam, completely done with Dean's shit: Right

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[hawkinsincorrect]

Eleven: Why would anyone want to harm Mike?

Max: Maybe because they met him?

[haywire-hetfield]

Lars: Danger? I laugh in the face of danger...And then I hide behind James until it goes away.

[almostharlanquotes]

Raylan: You’re really campaigning for Bitch Of The Year, aren’t you? Boyd: As defending champion, are you nervous?

[luthientinuvielss]

true detective 1x05

the secret fate of all life

[biillyhargroves]

Steve: You’re really campaigning for Bitch Of The Year, aren’t you?

Billy: As defending champion, are you nervous?

incorrect harringrove (part iii)

[icouldsuregoforaslice]

Graverobber: we should split up and look, it'd be easier

Shilo: yeah

Graverobber:

Shilo:

Shilo: can I come with you?

[waldensblog]

MC: I do not have a crush on Professor Sharp! Sebastian: No one is judging you. It's understandable. Professor Sharp is tall and mysterious and rugged but very handsome. MC: I do not have a crush on Professor Sharp. But I'm starting to think you do!

[nighthuntingclato]

Cato: Am I right, Clove?

Clove: I am almost certain you are not.

Clove: To be fair, I wasn't listening.

[incorrect-blue-bloods]

Danny: that was my sarcastic voice

Gormley: you know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice

Danny: I’ve been told that

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Walker: There're some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense.

Bucky: No, actually, that would be one of the five.

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: Person B, these are innocent people.

Person B: No such animal.

[hawkinsincorrect]

Steve Harrington: I knew it! I knew it! Well as in not knowing in the slightest, but I knew there was something I didn't know!

[haywire-hetfield]

Dave: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior? Lars: Uh, you know, I meant to and then I just got really busy.

[almostharlanquotes]

Winona: This isn't a relationship. You don't need me. All you care about is lots of orgasms. Raylan: Okay, remember how we talked about private conversations? How they're less private when they're in front of my friends? Tim: Oh, we aren't your friends. Go on. Art & Rachel: Please, don't.