#Spidy OfficiaL

[autistic-rizz-king]

I want a story where spiderman is found out as peter parker and sent to jail so Deadpool has to basically play his PR team to keep the social media at bay. (probably trying to prevent the spread of rumors) he'd be doing this on the official spider man account and always prefiss his post by saying "Spiderman's good friend here!” or "web head's close pal!" then by the end of week one, he checks in with spidy and says, "ok soooo uh, everyone's figured out that your good pal is Deadpool and that we're also probably dating.

..sorry....?"

[randomisedgaming]

A list of of the Xbox 360 DLC still up to buy in the store! Along with all delisted DLC we are aware of.

With just over a week list we've put together a quick list of every game where the DLC is still up to buy in the UK store. They may be delisted in your region however. This list was made using the all search list, which is still up at present expect it to disappear on the 29th of July.

Link here: https://marketplace.xbox.com/en-GB/Games/All?SortBy=Title&PageSize=90

Change the letters GB to the letters used for your region of the website North America is US for example.

All the games listed have at least one of their DLCs still up in the store, some DLC content may be delisted already and a few still show in the store and can't be purchased as we found out with the Map Pack for Ninety-Nine Nights II yesterday when we tried to buy it.

This is a full list and includes all games, some have the DLC on Xbox One / Series others do not. Some games like N+ and Lost Planet 2 have DLC on Xbox 360, but not in the Xbox One Store.

Some games like Fallout 2 and Star Wars The Force Unleashed have complete version. Others like Mass Effect, Borderlands 2 and Two Worlds have version with some of the DLC on disc, but not all.

I've tried to list free DLC and Compatibility Pack for games, but as I've done this in a hurry I haven't labeled them all. Hopefully I didn't miss any from the official marketplace webaite, but let me know if I did.

I've tried to list all games with their full name, but the shop's A-Z has some odd listings, something they list them by the word "the" but not others. Some games are just initials, some use the full name like Tony Clancy's etc.. others skip the author name and just use Splinter Cell.

Example Might & Magic: Clash of Heroes turns up in the C listing.

I've included a very rough list of delisted or unobtainable DLC at the bottom which is a work in progress. At some point in the future, I might try and turn this into a full list of games with DLCs.

All Xbox 360 Games With DLC in UK

0-9 Numbers

0 Day Attack On Earth

0D Beat Drop

3D Ultra Minigolf

A

A Kingdom For Keflings

A World Of Keflings

AFL Live

Alan Wake

Alice: Madness Returns

Alien Hominid HD

Alien Spidy

Alien: Isolation

Aliens Vs Predator

Aliens: Colonial Marines

Anarchy Reigns

Ancients Of Ooga

Arcana Heart 3

Arcania

Arkanoid Live!

Armored Core V (Has Compatibility Pack)

Armored Core: Verdict Day (Has Compatibility Pack)

Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

Assassin's Creed II

Assassin's Creed Revelations

Assassin's Creed III

Assassin's Creed Rogue

Assassin’s Creed IV

Assault On Dark Athena

Asura's Wrath

B

Band Of Bugs

Banjo Kazooie: N N B

Bastion

Batman: Arkham City

Batman: Arkham Asylum

Batman: The Telltale Series

Battle Vs Chess

Battlefield 3

Battlefield 4

Battlefield Hardline

Battlestations Pacific

Battlestations: Midway

Beautiful Katamari

Bellator: MMA Onslaught

Binary Domain

Bioshock

Bioshock 2

Bioshock Infinite

Birds Of Steel

Blazblue Continuum Shift Extend

Blazblue Continuum Shift (Has Compatibility Pack)

Blood Bowl

Blue Dragon

Bomberman Battlefest

Bomberman Live

Borderlands

Borderlands 2

Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel

Brink

Brütal Legend

Bubble Bobble Neo!

Bulletstorm

Bulletwitch

The Bureau

Burnout Revenge

C

Command & Conquer 3

Command & Conquer Red Alert 3

Command & Conquer Kane's Wrath

Caladrius

Call Of Duty 2

Call Of Duty 3

Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare

Call Of Duty: Black Ops

Call Of Duty: Black Ops II

Call Of Duty: Black Ops III

Call Of Duty: Ghosts

Call Of Duty Modern Warfare

Call Of Duty Modern Warfare2

Call Of Duty Modern Warfare3

Call Of Duty World At War

Call Of Juarez: Bound In Blood

Capcom Arcade Cabinet

Carcassonne

Carnival Games: In Action (Subtitled: Monkey See, Monkey Do In North America)

Cars 2: The Video Game

Castle Crashers

Castlestorm

Castlevania HD

Castlevania: Lord Of Shadows

Castlevania: Lord Of Shadows 2

Champion Jockey

Child Of Light

Choplifter HD

Civilization Revolution (Three DLCs are not available for purchase on Xbox One)

Conflict: Denied Ops

Costume Quest

Crackdown (Game And DLC Is Free To Download)

Crackdown 2 (Game And DLC Is Free To Download)

Crazy Machines Elements

Crimson Alliance

Crossboard 7

Crystal Quest

D

Dance Central

Dance Central 2

Dance Central 3

Dance Evolution

Dante's Inferno (Trials DLC Delisted)

Dark

Dark Souls

Dark Souls II (Has Compatibility Pack)

Dark Void

The Darkness

Darksiders II

Darkstalkers Resurrection

Dragon Ball: Raging Blast

Dance Dance Revolution Universe 3

Dead Island

Dead Island Riptide

Dead Or Alive 5

Dead Or Alive 5 Last Round

Dead Rising

Dead Rising 2

Dead Rising 2 Off The Record

Dead Space

Dead Space 2

Dead Space 3

Dead To Rights Retribution (DLC is free, but only in North America, delisted in Europe)

Deadfall Adventures

Deadliest Warrior

Deadliest Warrior: Legends

Deathspank: Thongs Of Virtue (Achievement DLC)

Defense Grid

Destiny

Deus Ex: Human Revolution

Diablo III: Reaper Of Souls

Dirt 2

Dirt 3 (All bar Online Pass delisted, needed for online play and only sold in Xbox 360 Store)

Dirt Showdown

Dishonored

Disney Infinity 3.0

Disney Universe

DmC

Dark Messiah Might & Magic: Elements

Dogfight 1942

Dollar Dash

Domino Master

Doritos Crash Course

Dragon Age: Origins

Dragon Age 2

Dragon Age: Inquisition

Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen

Duke Nukem Forever

Dungeon Defenders

Dungeon Siege III

Dynasty Warriors 6 Empires (All Free)

Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 2 (All Free)

Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 3

Dynasty Warriors: Strikeforce

Dynasty Warriors 7

Dynasty Warriors 8

E

Earth Defense Force 2025

Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon (DLC not sold in Xbox One store)

Enemy Front

Enslaved

Escape Dead Island (All Free DLC)

Exit (All Free DLC)

Exit 2

F

F.E.A.R. 2

Fable Anniversary

Fable II

Fable III

Fable: The Journey

Fallout 3

Fallout: New Vegas

Fantastic Pets

Far Cry 2

Far Cry 3

Far Cry 4

Fight Night Champion

Final Fantasy XIII-2

Fist Of The North Star: Ken’s Rage

Fist Of The North Star: Ken’s Rage 2

Front Mission Evolved

Frontlines: Fuel Of War

Frozen Free Fall: Snowball Fight (Free Game With £40+ Worth Of DLC)

Fruit Ninja Kinect

Full House Poker

Funtown Mahjong

G

Guilty Gear Xx Accent Core Plus (Free DLC Upgrades Game To R Revision)

Game Of Thrones

Gears Of War

Gears Of War 2 (All Free)

Gears Of War 3

Gears Of War Judgement

Get Fit With Mel B

Ghost Recon: Future Soldier

Ghostbusters: Sanctum Of Slime

Gin Rummy

Goat Simulator

Golf: Tee It Up!

Gotham City Impostors

Grand Theft Auto IV

Grand Theft Auto V

Grid Autosport

Gripshift

Gyromancer

H

Halo 3

Halo 4

Halo Wars

Halo Reach

Hard Corps: Uprising

Hell Yeah! Wrath Of The Dead Rabbit

Hitman: Absolution

How To Survive

Hydro Thunder

I

IL-2: Birds Of Prey

Ilomilo

Infinite Undiscovery (All Free)

Injustice: Gods Among Us

Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet

Iron Brigade

J

Joe Danger Special Edition

Joe Danger 2: The Movie

Just Cause 2

Just Dance 2014

Just Dance 2015

Just Dance 3

K

Kameo

Kane & Lynch 2

Kane And Lynch: Dead Men

Killer Is Dead (One DLC Smooth Operator Pack not sold on Xbox One)

Kinect Fun Labs (Air Band, Avatar Kinect, Battle Stuff, I Am Super!, Junk Fu, Kinect Rush: Snapshot, Musical Feet,

Mutation Station) (All Free) (Some Expansion Delisted)

Kinect Party - Base Game

Kinect Sports

Kinect Sports: Season Two

Kinectimals

Kinect Joy Ride (All Free)

King’s Quest – Ch. 1

King's Quest

King Of Fighters XII, The

King Of Fighters XIII, The

Kung Fu Panda: Showdown of Legendary Legends

L

L.A. Noire (Complete retail edition features all DLC and the PS3 exclusive case not sold on Xbox 360. It also restores the DLC quest back to their intended place in the story making for a far better version of the game, than the base one)

Lara Croft And The Guardian Of Light

Left 4 Dead

Left 4 Dead 2

Lego Batman 2

Lego Batman 3 Beyond Gotham

Lego Marvel

Lego Movie Videogame

Lego Rock Band

Lego Star Wars II

Lego Harry Potter: Years 5-7

Lego Jurassic World

Lego Marvel's Avengers

Lego Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Life Is Strange Episode 1

Lightning Returns Final Fantasy Xiii

Lma Manager 2007

Lococycle (Free DLC Is Required To Play Game, So Download It)

Lode Runner

Lost Odyssey

Lost Planet 2 (One Pack Not Sold In Xbox One Store, Map Pack 1)

Lost Planet 3

Lumines Live! (Two free DLCs are only up for download on Xbox One)

M

Madballs Babo: Invasion

Mafia II

Magic 2015 (Free DLC Magic 2015—Garruk’s Revenge Must Search For As Game Is Delisted DLC isn't)

Marathon: Durandal

Mark Of The Ninja

Marvel Puzzle Quest

Mass Effect (Pinnacle Station DLC Only On Xbox 360)

Mass Effect 2

Mass Effect 3

Max Payne 3 (All Free Compatibility Packs Needed For Online)

Medal Of Honor

Medal Of Honor Warfighter

Mega Man 9

Mega Man 10

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

Metal Slug XX

Meteos Wars

Metro 2033

Metro: Last Light

Middle-Earth: Shadow Of Mordor

Might & Magic Clash Of Heroes (Achievements)

Mighty No. 9

Mindjack

Mirror's Edge

Monday Night Combat

Monopoly Plus

Moon Diver

Mortal Kombat [9] (Most DLC Is Delisted Only Compatibility Packs Remain Up, Must Use Search To Find)

Motionsports: Adrenaline

Motogp13

Mud

MX VS ATV Reflex

N

N+ (Still Up, DLC Is Only Up On 360 To Buy, One Is Free)

Naruto Storm R

Nat Geo Quiz! Wild Life

Naughty Bear Panic In Paradise

Need For Speed Most Wanted

Need For Speed Carbon

Need For Speed Rivals

Need For Speed Undercover

Nier

Ninety-Nine Nights II (3 DLC's The Map Pack Said It Is Delisted In The Uk When You Try To Buy It And Errors. Use Search To Find)

Ninja Blade (Free DLC, Use Search To Find)

Ninja Gaiden II

Ninja Gaiden 3

Ninja Gaiden 3 Razor's Edge

Novadrome

O

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (Wizard's Tower DLC Errors When You Try To Buy On Xbox One)

Omerta - City Of Gangsters

Onechanbara

Orcs Must Die!

Outpost Kaloki X

P

PAC-MAN Championship Edition DX+

Painkiller Hell & Damnation

Payday 2

Peggle

Perfect Dark Zero

Photo Party (Free Game / App For Xbox Vision / Camera)

Pinball FX2

Plants VS Zombies Garden Warfare

Port Royale 3

Portal 2

Prey (All Free DLC)

Prince Of Persia (2008 Retail Title)

Prison Architect: Xbox 360 Edition

Project Sylpheed (Free DLC, New Missions)

Prototype 2

Puzzle Arcade

Puzzle Bobble Live!

Puzzle Quest

Q

Qix++

Quantum Conundrum

R

Rabbids Invasion: The Interactive TV Show (Warning Do Not Buy Ubisoft Season Pass As It Doesn't Work)

Race Pro

Rage

Raskulls

Red Dead Redemption

Red Faction: Armageddon

Red Faction: Battlegrounds

Red Faction: Guerrilla

Remember Me

Renegade Ops

Resident Evil 0

Resident Evil 5

Resident Evil 6

Resident Evil Operation Raccoon City

Residen Evil Revelations

Residen Evil Revelations 2 (Digital Edition)

Ride To Hell: Retribution

Ridge Racer Unbounded

Rise Of The Tomb Raider

Risen 2: Dark Waters

Risen 3 Titan Lords

Rock Band

Rock Band 2

Rock Band 3

Rock Band Blitz

Rocksmith 2014 Edition

Rugby League Live 2 (Has Compatibility Pack)

Rumble Roses XX

S

Sacred 2 Fallen Angel

Sacred 3

Sacred Citadel

Saints Row

Saints Row 2

Saints Row IV

Saints Row: Gat Out Of Hell

Saints Row: The Third

Samurai Warriors 2 (Xtreme Legends Upgrade, Expensive DLC)

Sanctum 2

Scarygirl

Scene It? Box Office Smash! (DLC Is Called Award Winners)

Sesame Street: Once Upon A Monster

Skate 3

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Sleeping Dogs

Small Arms

Sniper Elite 3 (Has Compatibility Pack)

Sniper Elite V2 (Has Compatibility Pack)

Sniper Ghost Warrior

Sniper Ghost Warrior 2 (Has Compatibility Pack)

Soltrio Solitaire

Sonic & All-Stars Racing

Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed

Sonic Adventure

Sonic Adventure 2

Sonic Generations

Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)

Sonic Unleashed

South Park The Stick Of Truth

Space Invaders Extreme

Space Invaders: Infinity Gene

Spelunky (Game Delisted DLC Still Up To Buy Two Items)

Spider-Man 3

Split/Second

Splosion Man

SSX

Stacking

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II

State Of Decay

Steel Battalion Heavy Armor

Stranglehold

Strania

Street Fighter III: Online Edition

Street Fighter IV

Street Fighter X Tekken

Stuntman: Ignition

Super Street Fighter IV Arcade Edition

Supreme Commander 2

T

Tom Clancy's Endwar

Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter

Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas 2

Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell Blacklist

Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell Conviction

Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell Double Agent

Tekken Tag Tournament 2

Test Drive Unlimited 2

Texas Hold'em

The Crew (Bonkers I Know As The Game Has Had It's Servers Turned Off, But You Can Buy The DLC For This Dead Game!)

The Evil Within

The First Templar

The Gunstringer (one Is Free Two Are Paid For)

The Last Remnant

The Maw

The Outfit (All Free Map Packs)

The Raven Episode 1

The Walking Dead: Michonne - Episode 1

The Walking Dead: Season Two

The Wolf Among Us

Thief

Things On Wheels

Thrillville: Off The Rails

Ticket To Ride

Timeshift

TNT Racers

Tomb Raider

Tomb Raider Underworld

Tomb Raider Anniversary

Tomb Raider Legend

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5

Too Human (Game And DLC Is Free To Download)

Trials Fusion

Trials HD

Tropico 4

Tropico 5

Two Worlds II (One Of The DLCS Is Not In Game Of The Year Edition And Has To Be Bought "Defense")

U

Ugly Americans: Apocalypsegeddon

V

Vampire Rain

Vanquish

Vigilante 8 Arcade

Virtua Fighter 5

Virtua Fighter 5 Final Showdown

Viva Piñata

W

The Walking Dead

Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine

Warriors Orochi 3

Watch Dogs

Way Of The Samurai 3

Worms

Worms 2: Armageddon

Worms: Ultimate Mayhem

Wreckateer

Wrecked Revenge Revisited

X

XCOM: Enemy Unknown

Y

Yosumin! Live

Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's Decade Duels Plus

Yu-Gi-Oh! Millennium Duels

Z

Zombie Driver HD

# - Symbols

虫姫さまふたり / Mushihimesama-Hutari-Black-Lavel (Japanese Game, DLC Listed For UK Owner Who Had The Game)

Delisted Games With DLC

Ace Combat 6

Ace Combat: Assault Horizons

Airmech Arena

Angry Birds Trilogy

Army Of Two

Army Of Two The Devil’s Cartel

Army of Two: The 40th Day

Batman: Arkham Origins

Battlefield: Bad Company

Battlefield Bad Company 2

Chromehounds

Crysis 3

Eets: Chowdown

Fantasia: Music Evolved

Final Fantasy XI: Seekers Of Adoulin (Online Only)

Forza Horizon

Forza Horizon 2

Forza Motorsport 3

Forza Motorsport 4

Grid 2

Guacamelee! Super Turbo Championship Edition

Hellboy: The Science Of Evil (DLC Was Never Released, But Achievements For It Were Added)

Hunted Demon’s Forge (Pre-order DLC Only Never Sold)

Just Dance (Need To Research Which Others Had DLC Likely Most)

Kinect Nat Geo TV

Kingdoms Of Amalur: Reckoning

Kinect Sparkler (Delisted Still In Store Won't Let You Buy It)

Kinect Star Wars (C-3P0 Background Dancing DLC Only Sold With R2d2 Xbox 360 Units.)

Kingdom Under Fire: Circle Of Doom

Kung Fu Strike

Lego Dimensions (Delisted, May Need The Lego Models To Obtain Some Of The DLC)

Lollipop Chainsaw (Pre-order DLC Only Never Sold)

Lord Of The Rings: Conquest

Magnacarta 2

Mercenaries 2

Minecraft: Story Mode

Minecraft: Story Mode - Season Two

Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition

Naruto Rise Of A Ninja

Need For Speed Shift

Need For Speed Shift 2

Persona 4 Arena Ultimax (Had Compatibility Pack)

Project Gotham Racing 3

Project Gotham Racing 4

Phantom Breaker:Battle Grounds

Pinball FX

Race Driver: Grid

Section 8

Skate 2

Skullgirls

Skydrift

Snoopy Flying Ace

Soulcalibur IV

Soulcalibur V

Syndicate (Limited Edition Version Had Gold Weapons And Scanner Never Sold)

Tales Of Vesperia

Tales From The Borderlands

Tekken 6 (Pre-order Only Content)

Tom Clancy’s H.A.W.X

Tom Clancy’s H.A.W.X 2

Test Drive Unlimited

The Darkness II (Limited Edition DLC, never sold)

The Lord Of The Rings: War In The North (Weapon Included With Collector's Edition)

The Saboteur

Toy Soldiers

Toy Soldiers: Cold War

Trials Evolved

Undertow

World Of Tanks

Worms Revolution

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[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Spider-man Spider is officially my new, strange favourite thing. First of all, our boy not only gets to be on par with his siblings, but straight up surpasses them by a landslide, along with the rest of the Na’vi. That’s without the ability to shoot webs. With them, he becomes a straight up menace. I dare anyone to try and catch him while he’s on a roll. Second: With his spidy sense he’ll be able to, in a way, connect to Pandora. He might even be able to hear her heart beat like Kiri does if he focuses hard enough. And last but not least, I present… Web dates! He’ll take whoever his is dating out on secret dates during the night, spin a web in some trees and puff, the perfect place for some stargazing.

You already mentioned the upside down kiss in a previous post so I’m leaving it out in favour of stealing from SP3

With that, my random BS is over.

Aww, this is so sweet. I forgot I mentioned the upside down kiss! I am always so happy when old posts or asks make a comeback! I gotta continue with reblogging old posts again so that we can make sure we can know if new ideas arise.

I don't think Spider would surpass the Na'vi, I think it would make him even with them. I love the idea of webs on pandora thought, because of the humor potential of the kids swinging around on vines and webs like Tarzan through the trees.

Spider's web dates are legendary even before he dates anyone. If one of his friends is having a hard day, he'll take them to find a quiet spot to make a web to chill on for the evening. He provides a space to just be for a while. It's sacred to all the kids, and even more so when he does date. No one would break that bubble short of the humans themselves returning.

[merriconstance]

Hey

HI SPIDYYY

1. First impression: Wow big adult! Very cool. It was in that discord I think. I thought you're fic was fun and creative.

2. Truth is:  I still think you're really cool! Only responsible one.

3. How old do you look:  If I didn't know old you were, I'd say maybe 15-16?

4. Have you ever made me laugh: Yeah, you're a really funny person man!

5. Have you ever made me mad:  No you're so sweet dude

6. Best feature: You're so fuckin nice man, very sweet.

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: No I don't mess with that

8. You’re my: Friend! :D

[onenicebugperday]

QUINN CAME BACK AND HE’S WITH SPIDIE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Quinn has 5 legs, hence the name, I can’t move them either (they aren’t used to human contact, well, Spidie isn’t, not sure about Quinn), I think they are trying to mate, idk, Quinn is reaching towards Spidie and he’s touching her legs, omg, I’m crying, I ship it Quinn x Spidie. Spinn is the official ship name. Now Quinn is touching Spidie and spinning the same leg in circles, I think he’s telling her to follow him)

Oh I ship it too! Hope they have three thousand tiny precious spiderlings

[sweater-daddiesdumbdork]

Deadpools Quirks

Summary- Request with number 17-  "I might have seen this very moment in a wet dream once." with Deadpool

A/N- Sooooo this is something Im unfamiliar with but figured I would give it a shot. Both the style and the character. God its a hot mess, but I will take credit for it. Good Luck. 

You and Wade had a relationship that was destined in the splatters of blood against the wall. 

So he said, whenever he got poetic you kinda just rolled your eyes at him. 

Yes the Merc with a mouth was all yours, and oh baby what a mouth he had. 

“When we have little Pools, I will have to use your body as a shield to protect them” He would inform you while rubbing your very non pregnant belly. Ok Wade?

“I ran into Spidy Boy today, He called me Mr.Pool. I swooned” He would gush after coming home all bloody, knife stuck through his throat. You were basically used to this. 

“Baby, wanna Wham this out? WERE WHAMMING THIS OUT!” and then proceed to sing Careless Whisper to you. At this point, it was a real turn on for you. 

Wade had these weird requests “Baby wear this unicorn horn for me while dancing that stripper pole?” 

When you said yes, he would get all giddy.  "I might have seen this very moment in a wet dream once." Oh Wade

He did fuck you hard though after that display, so the unicorn horn was put in the Wades Ho Ho Ho Santas Got A New Bag Box

Dont ask

Wade is super domesticated. Will bake you blueberry Muffins and Toaster Strudels at 2 AM when you got a hankering.

Hes so cute in his “Kiss the Chef” Apron and nothing else

Wade will be careful not to get any blood in the cake batter when hes regrowing limbs. Yea, that does happen. Your okay with it. 

You want a pizza? 

He vroom vrooms on his moped and steals them from unsuspecting delievery men going to the front door. “Toodle Loo Mother Fuckers!” Honk Honk

Wade gets so emotional when you buy him ANOTHER pair of crocs

“Like sex for my feet” he claims. 

His favorite pair is of course the unicorn pretty pair “I feel like such a little school girl” he squeals when stuffing his giant man feet in them.

Wade somehow smuggled in Charles wheelchair and headgear, which he chases you around the apartment snapping your ass 

And claiming he is using mind control on you. Like he made you want to crawl in his lap and give him a handjob.

All him, none of that had to do with you. “I compelled you to handle this big bad boy Baby” 

Always horny after a mission, he will slam open the bedroom door, hands on hips and claims “Get out the strap on Baby, Papa going to town tonight” 

He does own a strap on. It has its uses.

When he cums, he usually yells something like “Oh here comes the Chimichangas!” Yea, its basically now telling you that you can cum to

Afterwards, Hes very gentle and caring. Sure to kiss you all over and massage you, folding you into his arms. 

And hes always sure to tell you how much he loves you. 

@official-and-unstable-satan​ @what-is-your-plan-today​

[waezi2]

Top 5 villain/hero moments

Number 5: Captain America tells Crossbones that he could change.

Long story short: Cap has 24 hours left to live. So he tries to do all he can to tie up loose and say the goodbye to a couple of people... Including Crossbones, probably the most dangerous henchman Red Skull has ever had.

But why is it that Cap wants to see this piece of human scum? To tell him that he honest to god believes that Crossbones is not beyond redemption.

No, I’m not kidding.

Cap is a man so good and optimistic that he believes that everyone can chance. As long as they live, they can chance for the better. And he is spending some of the little time he has left to tell Crossbones that.

The result is to be expected:

Yeah, Crossbones is not gonna change.

Don’t get the wrong idea, Cap KNEW that Crossbones would laugh at him for suggesting that he should redeem himself. But he still wanted to tell him, letting him know that he didn’t think he was beyond that.

Number 4: Roy Harper and Cheshire at a seafood restaurant.

Green Arrow’s former sidekick is probably most known for his daughter he had with one of the most terrible women of DC Comics: Cheshire.

Roy and Cheshire has a difficult relationship to put it mildly. They are enemies, they share a wonderful child and, in their own twisted way, they love each other as much as two people who find themselves in someone-is-about-to-die situations when they meet can love another.

I think I will let this quiet moment speak for itself:

Number 3: Daredevil hates Kingpin for not killing Foggy.

Daredevil ended up in jail once. After Matt Murdock’s secret identity had been officially outed, he was sent to prison which was absolute hell for the blind lawyer. And it didn’t make it any better that his best friend Foggy Nelson was murdered when he came to visit him. Matt believes that it is Kingpin who arranged the death of Foggy and decides to kill him for it once they have been moved to the same block, Matt gets a homemade knife and mentally prepares himself for the last confrontation.

But it doesn’t go as planed. You see, he MEETS Fisk... who tells him that he DIDN’T kill Foggy.

Somehow, that makes it worse. Matt KNOWS that he isn’t lying thanks to his senses, and so does Fisk. And he rubs it in his face.

See how not-scared that fat bastard is? That is the face of a man who manage to mock you by NOT killing your best friend, laugh at your misery and make you form an alliance with you anyway since he is the only temporarily ally you have in a prison filled with people who wants you dead.

Number 2: Spider-Man and Green Goblin berates each other.

Marvel Knight spider-Man is my favorite Spider-Man story. It is about everything that makes the wall-crawler great, including his relationship to his most hated enemy; Norman Osborn AKA Green Goblin.

Osborn arrange it so that aunt May gets kidnapped, his enemies gets an upgrade and donates five million dollars to the Daily Bugle so they can use it as reward to whoever that can bring the newspaper information about Spider-Man’s true identity. All to ruin Peter’s life.

When they are about to confront each other on the same bridge where Gwen Stacy died(just as frosting on the cake of shit Osborn made for Spidy) Goblin mocks our hero for being intelligent, yet not making money of it, instead settling with a job as school teacher. Peter calls bullshit on Osborn, telling him that he could have cured cancer by now if he had used is genius on something useful instead of being a super villain. And how does the Green Goblin respond?

That’s the main difference between Osborn and Peter Parker: Osborn doesn’t give a rat’s ass.

Peter and Osborn are both men of science. The difference is their relationship to their passion. Peter has a “great power great responsibility” philosophy, so he sees it as his responsibility to do something useful with his scientific knowledge like using it in his crime-fighting career as well as teaching school children about his passion, hoping that they will share it and be scientists as well when they grow up. Osborn sees science as something he can use to control others and abuses his knowledge to be a god among insects. The rest of the world can burn as long as he gets it his way.

Number 1: Lex Luthor realizes that Superman is Clark Kent.

Lex Luthor actually became a god once.

And with his newfound omnipotence, he kidnaps Superman who is powerless against him and decides to torment him.

See, the thing is that Lex always thinks of Superman as this alien who does not belong on his planet and most defiantly does not deserve to be praised and loved. Lex believes that Superman secretly looks down upon normal humans and can’r relate to simple mortals. But after Sups dares Lex to use his new powers to learn what true sorrow means to him, old baldy is in for a surprise:

That’s right, Lex finally finds out that Superman is Clark Kent... And BOY OH BOY does that make him furious!

Knowing that Superman, a man who is not human, had the perfect family he never had is just too much for the most famous DC villain of all time. That this alien got to be Clark Kent is practically a crime. Lex thought it was impossible, but he hated Superman much more than he had ever before.

[cowboytrey]

Craft BBQ Perfection 😋 Trey's Chow Down on the road again to discover some delicious Texas craft BBQ in Abilene Texas. I've had numerous emails and suggestions that I needed to head out to @jaysbbqshack and chow down. As we arrived I saw the cozy little shack and tables already full at 11:15 am I knew it was going to be good. As we walked past the smokers making our way to order the smell of Texas Craft BBQ was ticking my nose 👃 hairs. 😋 My BBQ spidie senses where in Full Tilt Boogie. When ordering I noticed the BBQ lovers stacking up in the line so we tried to hurry. We met Jay at the window and enjoyed his help for ordering some tasty BBQ and sides.. When they sat the trays down in front of us the brisket was glistening and the ribs where taking to us. We ordered a variety of Texas Craft BBQ and house prepared sides. Three trays of goodness and I couldn't figure out if folks where staring at the beautiful BBQ or they where thinking this guy is real pig, lol! In either case we got busy destroying and chowing down on Jay's deliciousness.. The Brisket was Bark-O-lious savory perfection just the way I like. #stupiddelicious. The ribs where savory, succulent and flavor-loaded rib meat just fell off the bone. The pulled pork was unbelievably succulent and packed with porky deliciousness. The burnt ends where just R.I.D.I.C.U.l.O.U.S.. The smoked turkey was juicy, and tender it was TURKEY-LICIOUS. It was hard to pick the BEST side dish because we loved them all but my two favorites with the savory and cheesy Mac-N-Cheese and fresh savory house prepared Slaw. The house sausage was unbelievably delicious #SnapSnap The overall experience was absolutely worth the two hour drive for real Texas Craft BBQ Perfection. The service was first class 👏 and the atmosphere was Texas perfect. 10 cowboy hats out of 10 for this BBQ Cowboy! They are a new official Trey's Chow Down Delicious Destination. #chowwithtrey #SupportLocal #Texasbbq Www.treyschowdown.com (at Jay's BBQ SHACK) https://www.instagram.com/p/CTfC4NFrm1v/?utm_medium=tumblr

[graceful-storyteller]

Spider-Man Homecoming

Such a fun film! With lots of small surprise cameos from the Ironman franchise. Tom Holland is officially my favourite film spidy. Adorable dork with a big brain and great comedic timing. Dad Tony is <3 And the ending!!!! I have shipping feels tonight

[ofresave]

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Spidypool/Jewnicorn: Fifty shades of Snow Official Trailer (FanMade)

spidypool+ lex luthor x spidy. ...... I hope you will like it

[nikkohelmetsofficial]

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[official-spider-keith]

Any chance I could get your secret identity spidy~ least a hint? Cause I'm simply dying to know ~D

Here’s your hint: No. @official-deadpool-lance

[pcgamingnews]

You will fight the daily crime between missions in Marvel's Spider-Man

Insomniac revealed information about devices and costumes

Last week, PlayStation 4 users were excited about the wave of official information revealed about Marvel's Spider-Man, including its release date. Since then, the opening of Insomniac has allowed us to know a lot of details about the title and this time it is the turn off devices, suits and secondary missions. The revelation of official information of Marvel's Spider-Man, that arrived via Game Informer, continues giving of what to speak and today some details were released that will feed the hype of the fans. From the start, we have the devices that Spidey will have at your disposal to fight the enemies, which we can select in a wheel with gadgets and can be improved as we advance. First, we have a Trap Rope, which can be placed on any surface to catch the enemy and pull it until it hits; This device can also be launched at an enemy to catch the one closest to them and cause both to collide and suffer damage. On the other hand, the hero of Marvel will have a Spider Bomb, which when exploding will cover nearby enemies and give us the advantage to attack them. Also, we will have available the Spider-Drone, which can go to the enemy and impact it with cobwebs; It will also serve as a distraction device. Now, in terms of suits, the report of Game Informer says that Insomniac has thought about satisfying the desire of the fans and the study assured that there will be many suits available. In that sense, the development team presented the classic suit, which is what we have seen in the official videos and with which we will begin the adventure. In turn, Spidy will have an advanced suit, designed by Insomniac, that has not been revealed and that we will arm as we progress in the adventure since its presence obeys the narrative and is not a simple aesthetic change. In addition, Marvel's Spider-Man will present costumes present in comics, such as the Noir suit and the Spider-Punk, whose weapon will be a guitar that will damage enemies after playing a chord. Finally, Insomniac revealed information about the secondary missions. As you know, the world of Marvel's Spider-ManIt is huge and the development team has not only thought about the main missions that address the history of the title. The foregoing means that, as we move forward in history, we will have the possibility to face the daily criminal incidents that may arise at any time. The most interesting part of the secondary missions is that, in addition to being varied, they will have different outcomes and a robbery that has not been frustrated could lead to a persecution throughout the city. Also, we will have missions dictated by Taskmaster, one of the enemies of the arachnid hero and by Harry Osborn, the best friend of Peter Parker who, although not present in the city, has left research stations that will give us a while of distraction with some Minigames.

Marvel's Spider-Man will arrive on September 7 exclusively on PS4. Source

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[spidysr-blog]

(Spidy OfficiaL)