#Spike and Dimitri

[back-in-2037]

And that’s only like a third of them.

[wejusthereforthefanart]

I've Rediscovered Meet The Robinsons

And now I'm going to make it everyone else's problem by shoving my headcanons in your faces. *And you're going to like them.*

The Framagucci siblings have gone no-contact with their toxic parents. Evidence? Well, I don't have any, I just like the idea that Lewis yearned to be a part of a loving family and fell in love with a girl who grew up in a family with not-so-loving parents.

Art is the oldest, Gaston is the middle child, and Franny is the baby. I can picture Art having a job in high school in order to help pay the bills, which then shaped his work ethic and gave him a passion for his current job. Unfortunately, that also made him a bit of a workaholic.

Gaston was never considered a "forgotten" middle child, as he made sure he got the most attention from the whole town. He's even a record holder for "most banned citizen", as he's prohibited from most of the local stores and restaurants.

Franny is one of the only family members with a criminal record, after she incited a riot in a concert hall when the conductor tried to step on her frog, Frankie. Gaston insisted on putting a printed copy of her mugshot into the family scrapbook.

Bud and Lucille only argue about one thing during their entire marriage--the pronunciation of the word "pecan". It had gotten so intense that Bud spent a week sleeping on the couch, until they both forgot what they were fighting about.

Cornelius and Billie have bonded over their time spent in orphanages. While Cornelius shared his feelings about being abandoned as a baby and never understanding why his mother left him on the doorstep, Billie confided in him about how her parents had regularly dumped her at an orphanage throughout her childhood, whenever they "needed a break". Once she turned eighteen, she left their house for good and began train hopping across her home country.

Tallulah's love for history was Cornelius' original motivation to inventing the time machine, and he allowed Laszlo to help design the prototype so he didn't feel left out.

While Fritz' puppet, Petunia, is modeled after his late wife's appearance, her personality has since become angrier and more tumultuous due to his grief upon her passing. She has even scared off several therapists over the years.

Joe runs a fitness blog in which he reviews workout videos, offering advice to improve the instructors' lessons. While he didn't pursue a career with it, he has a master's degree in kinesiology.

Laszlo and Tallulah have a former step-mother, who the family avoids talking about to the point that Wilbur still has no idea she exists. Her relationship with Fritz ended poorly.

Wilbur started his own conspiracy theory about himself being a time traveler, which many people over the years have believed and discussed online.

Spike and Dimitri are, in fact, related to one side of the family. Which side? Doesn't matter.

[food-for-hungry-mtr-fans]

I can imagine the robinsons’ family group chat is incredibly chaotic 💀

It is INSANE. Every Robinson has a unique typing style and it would take a whole cypher to understand a days worth of messages.

Because this wasn’t really a concrete ask, I’m going to write the hc’s about what each Robinsons like in the chat.

Wilbur / T!meL0rd: Misspells everything. Definitely a meme spammer. Has been banned four times.

Cornelius: Doesn’t have a cool username. Uses proper texting literate, but says ‘lol’. Uses reactions more than he talks.

Franny / FrannysFrogTheater: Her username wasn’t supposed to be that long, she misunderstood what it was. She’s always active and respond in four seconds, but it never on her phone somehow. Weird.

Gaston / CANNONBAL: TYPES IN CAPS A LOT!!!! Sends photos of everything - selfies, his cannons, nature, anything he sees.

Art / Galaxy3F: He uses voice messages a lot, and they’re often horrible audio quality. Cannot type correctly even a little. Isn’t LEGIBLE. He’s determined to figure it out though.

Laszlo / F!R3W0RK: His username has nothing to do with his hobbies. He has a typing quirk, 100%. Uses GIFs a lot, and pronounces them JIFs.

Tallulah / FashionBB🏳️‍⚧️: Also posts memes but not often. Doesn’t talk in chat a lot. Forgets punctuation a lot, but proper caps.

Fritz / FritzRobinson2: Has to use Siri to send messages because Petunia makes it hard to type. Therefor most of what he says makes no sense.

Billy / CHOOCHOO!7 : Can she use a phone? No. She breaks her phones so often her number changes twice a week. She only responds to Fritz, Joe, and Gaston. Nobody understands why.

Joe / SweatGainer : The silent stalker of the chat. He watches everything but never talks in chat. Uses reactions sometimes. Once said ‘k’ and everyone cheered.

Carl / xX.R0bo.Xx: The chat mod. Only really types if to moderate something, or to randomly ban people for his amusement. Sends TikToks in chat at night just to annoy Wilbur, who never silences his phone.

Spike / Thing #1: Did not choose his username. Starts group video calls during genuinely important times and then leaves immediately, forcing the family to one big call. Solved a lot of emergencies like this. Refuses to admit he’s intentionally being helpful.

Dimitri / Thing #2: Emojibombs the chat way too much. Unlike Spike doesn’t care about being helpful. Refuses, even.

Lefty: Couldn’t figure out a username. Posts a very formal daily report at 7am every morning, top of chat. Carl pins it.

Bud&Luc / Lovebirds: Share an account because Bud tore his phone apart for microchips. Send those random game links for free coins and beg everyone to click them. Rick rolled the chat twice.

[myshipsmyotpmylifeistrash]

Me switching over to Tetris anytime a fic gets too emotional

[godsworstson]

jackass: the movie premier

[zipzapzopzoop]

they provided moral support

[earlgreyandanime]

Rose, cuddling Dimitri in the tent: Does he still want me? Why does it even matter to me if he does? I'm Adrian's girlfriend, and Dimitri is just my friend.

Me: "You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other until it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children. It's blood - blood screaming inside you to work its will." - Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[pfcware]

so i had this furry AU for a hot second... i still have everyone else's species decided on, maybe i should get back to it :o

more art here - help me pay rent

[severincee]

so i guess i was also playing this three years ago today

[mikiruma]

7 11 23

the first non-mustelid additions to the family (so far)! they're one big conjoined earthworm! don't ask how that functions with their pots though...

[multific]

Behind Masks, Different Faces

Dimitri Kravinoff x Reader

Summary: Dimitri Kravinoff has lived his life behind masks, slipping in and out of identities like second nature. But when he falls in love with you, he realizes there’s one person he can never deceive. 

Dimitri Kravinoff had never known the luxury of being seen.

Not truly.

His life was a performance, every step a calculated deception. Faces changed like the seasons, voices stolen and perfected until even his own reflection felt foreign.

He was everyone and no one.

Until you.

You, who never questioned his shifting abilities.

You, who could look past the masks and see the man beneath them.

You, who had somehow made him crave something real. Something he never wanted before.

The first time he let his guard down, it wasn’t intentional.

He had returned from a meeting bruised, his ribs aching from a fight he barely escaped. The moment he stepped into your apartment, you were there, eyes filled with concern, hands carefully as they reached for him.

“You’re hurt,” you murmured.

He tensed, instinct screaming at him to lie. To dismiss it. To disappear.

But then you touched his face. Gentle.

And Dimitri, who had survived betrayal, assassinations, and a lifetime of falsehoods, found himself sinking into the warmth of your hold like a dying man clinging to salvation.

“I’ll be fine,” he ended up saying.

You frowned but didn’t press. Instead, you simply helped him out of his coat, guiding him to sit. No questions. No demands. Just understanding.

Dimitri wasn’t sure how to handle that.

Falling in love with you was the most dangerous thing he had ever done.

Not because of the enemies that lurked in the shadows, nor the secrets he carried like an iron weight, but because love was not something he could control.

And Dimitri always controlled everything.

Yet, with you, he faltered.

He lingered when he should have left.

He spoke truths when he should have lied.

And worst of all, he let himself believe, for just a moment, that he could have this.

That he could have you. That he could be happy.

But reality was a cruel thing.

One evening, he came home to find the door ajar.

His pulse spiked.

He stepped inside, only to find you standing in the centre of the room, holding a file that should have been hidden.

A file filled with names. Identities.

His identities.

You looked up at him, eyes unreadable. “Who are you, Dimitri?”

The world tilted. For a moment, he considered lying. Spinning another tale, slipping into another role.

But then he saw the way your hands trembled, the way your lips parted as if you already knew the answer and hated that you had to ask.

Dimitri exhaled slowly. And for the first time in his life, he told the truth.

“I don’t know.”

Your face softened. “Then let me help you figure it out.”

He had expected anger. Fear. Rejection.

But instead, you reached for him, pressing your forehead against his, grounding him.

“You don’t have to be anyone but yourself with me,” you whispered.

Dimitri swallowed hard. “I don’t know who that is.”

Your fingers traced his jaw, tilting his head just slightly. “Then let’s find out together.”

And when your lips met his Dimitri realized that, for the first time, he wasn’t hiding.

He wasn’t a mask.

He wasn’t a lie.

He was just yours.

~Masterlist~

ˇAO3ˇ

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/DO NOT TRANSLATE, STEAL OR REPOST ANY OF MY WORKS TO THIS OR OTHER PLATFORMS/

[back-in-2037]

Ok, to add on that post I made about the Robinsons being a Nintendo household. Here’s who I see everyone maining in smash:

[zoe-puryear]

Anton x Peppino

2. Spike Spiegel x Space Dandy

3. The Once-ler x The Warden

4. Guts (berserk) x Dimitri (fire emblem three houses)

5. pinhead x candyman

6. Alex Mercer x Desmond Miles

7. samurai jack x johnny bravo

8. Stanford Pines x Rick Sanchez

9. Ash Williams x Herbert West

10. Alucard x Sebastian Michaelis

I love crossover ships

[food-for-hungry-mtr-fans]

Hiii! :D I love your mtr content (this fandom Is so dead💔) and I'd like to ask u if you'd make a few Spike and Dimitri headcanons? :3 (I love them sm😞)

Here’s some headcanon of the twins, just for you, hot and ready! ^^

Spike and Dimitri are both human.

Ive said this before, but they’re both also ambulatory wheelchair users for the very few times they leave the pot.

They have both eaten worms - Spike on accident, Dimitri on purpose.

Spike interacts with the family more than Dimitri.

Hes kind of the one that got them ‘adopted’ in, since he’s the more rational of the two.

They honestly popped into the Robinson pots on accident but Bud gave them food and they never left.

Nobody knows when their birthday is, so they have a birthday on a random day every year.

Neither have super good eyesight.

Dimitri acts a lot more cocky than Spike, and is the only one of the two who can and will play video games with Wilbur.

Art waters them like plants. They used to be mad at him, but according to Dimitri it actually feels very nice.

[godsworstson]

every jeff, johnny and spike moment from season 3 of jackass

[zipzapzopzoop]

[Wilbur sneaking in at 3AM after goofing around with the Time Machine]

Franny: *turns around in chair* “And where were you?”

Wilbur: “Uhh… out with Carl?”

Carl: *turns around in 2nd chair*

🤨 “oh really?”