Okay, I am not a home wrecker, Hannah.
Harlan Coben's Shelter - s01e07 - "Sweet Dreams are Made of This"
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Hidan: So what if I died, right?
Hidan: I died and you buried me with a cellphone in my hands.
Kakuzu: And later that night you text that phone and tell me ya miss me, right? And then you fall asleep.
Hidan: BUT then ya fuckin’ wake up the next morning and see that I answered you back, saying “I miss you too.” What do you do next?
Kakuzu: Nothing.
Hidan: Nothing?! What the hell do you mean, nothing?? I’m supposed to be DEAD but I’m texting you, meaning I’m actually alive! So you’re not gonna come running back to the graveyard to dig me outta my coffin?
Kakuzu: No. First off, it is highly unlikely that I would bury you with a phone. With as expensive as they are? Come on. But if I DID do this, it would be a flip phone. You know how hard you have to work to send a text message on a flip phone? If your fingers are THAT nimble, then you should have no problem digging yourself out of the grave.
Hidan: You’re kind of an asshole, you know that? You —
*loud sobbing is heard from the other side of the wall*
Sasori: For God’s sake, Hidan, PLEASE stop saying shit that’ll freak Dei out before bed! Do you have any idea how many Disney movies I have to suffer through with him just to undo your shit?!
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The sweetest, sweetest feeling
Is knowing full well that I draw better, understand anatomy better, and improving faster than them...
Sweet, sweet feeling, making me try harder, learn better, and practice with such high determination.
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Okay, so I had this dream last night where I was working at a horse farm and Kid was our new farrier (these people are trained to put shoes on horses).
When we were introduced to him all I could feel was Lust, like I WANTED this man, but apart of me was shoving those feelings away. However, every time I saw him those feeling would not go away, and he definitely knew I had a thing for him.
Next thing you know, he’s calling me into an equipment room, bending me over and hitting it from the back.
I’m starting to think Kid awoke something within me when I first saw him in the Anime and engaged with fanfics written about him. 🤔😏
Not complaining though, it was awesome and I’m really sad the dream wasn’t real 😫
Something was in the air last night - I had a dream about Kid as well.
The only reason I won’t get into it is because I want to make a one shot out of it, but man…. 🥵🥵🥵
Your dream is solid too - and gods I can see him in that role for sure. Heh, of course he’s good at nailing you - that’s his job. You wiggle more than the horses, maybe he’ll need to train you properly so you hold still while he takes care of you.
(Which would be a lie, he’s just gonna make you squirm worse.)
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My brain unhelpfully provided me with a dream last night where Neil Newbon and Tim Downie talked about an upcoming project where they played single dads and I woke up in despair because that’s the cutest thing. ;^; Their height difference, too.
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I have to forever contend with the fact that the first time I heard Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics, arguably my favorite 80s track, from the pilot episode of Grimm
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