#TAKE MY HAND and let me show you...!!!!

[reddevilmcnt]

@moondustlings

[owlheartt]

Something I really like about timebomb is that Ekko actually knows what he's getting into.

I'm not really seeing it get talked about but in season 1 they mention that Ekko and the firelights help people addicted to shimmer get off it and lead more fulfilling lives within the community. I should probably rewatch the scene for the exact wording (might be misremembering tbh) but that comment implies A LOT.

First: Ekko's mission is helping people where he can, he would probably try and help Jinx even if he wasn't in love with her

Second: He has experience dealing with severe mental illness as that often goes hand in hand with drug abuse, namely depression/suicidal ideation like what Jinx was exhibiting

Third: He's probably mapped out best course of action FOR dealing with this and has already figured out his own limits/boundaries. Meaning he knew what he was getting into trying to talk Jinx out of suicide, and was thus more equipped to deal with the aftermath

Fourth: He's probably helped ex members of Silco's gang. The firelights seem to have a theme of healing and repairing and recovering, so they've probably also learned to forgive. If they're mission is to rebuild the lanes into a safe space, they can't exclude people they don't like, they have to make room for them. I think they fought Silco out of necessity, and I doubt Jinx would be the first person they help who's killed one of them.

These all might be a bit of a stretch but I think it really fits. Beyond that, it shows that Ekko can ACTUALLY help Jinx. As much as unconditional love can do, Ekko has the tools for Jinx's recovery and a path ready for her. He also probably knows that her "healthy" will look different from AU Powder's "healthy." On top of that, I expect he knows how to respect her even in the middle of psychotic breaks and won't agitate her already frail mental state

[sforzesco]

Galeazzo and Lorenzo, checking out the Medici collection

Magnifico, Miles J. Unger

[lunarharp]

forgot i had some old backlog or whatever..

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

ovulation being a hell of a drug that ends up getting steddie together like

eddie and queen bee stevie harrington who have a weird kind of friendship where they share like. Everything. not a single secret between them. like eddie's got stevie's cycle pretty much memorised and she knows about every inappropriately timed boner he's ever had. and they're talking one day, smoking, shooting the shit, and there's a second of silence before stevie's like. oh my god. im so horny im gonna die. and eddie's like huh what. and stevie goes like there's a stain on your wall that's kind of shaped like a sperm and that made me think about cum and now im all bricked up. my vaginas haunted. fucking sperm shaped stain.

and eddie's like. wait girls- ok you know what im saying this in my head and im realising this sounds dumb but like. i thought girls didn't like. Get Like That. like i thought random horniness at a stiff breeze was a guy thing

and stevie snorts like nope girls get it too we just get to hide it bc we don't get boners. swear to god there's like a week of every month where i get fucking possessed or some shit. robin says it's like a period thing

but you're not on your period?

and stevie's like no it's like. the opposite of a period. like your period is your uterus being like hey you fucked up you're not pregnant but Horny Week is your uterus being like okay im ready let's get a baby in there time to get pregnant you know what to do. it's called like. oval. something. oval something. im all fertile and my body's trying to trick me, the fuckn prick.

and eddie just kinda goes huh and then there's another second of silence where he tries very hard not to think about stevie being pregnant. and then stevie throws her arms up with a frustrated sigh like god DAMN it now im thinking about being pregnant and eddie's internally like well at least it's not just me

and anyway another joint later this obviously devolves into stevie shoving eddie's hand down her pants and telling him please it'll be so quick he doesn't even have to do anything and she just ruts against his hand while he stares at her bc he's so high and the girl he's basically in love with just told him how fertile she was and then started rubbing her incredibly wet pussy against his hand and he feels like he might pass out

they do this and more about once a month for like a year until stevie does actually get pregnant. her stupid uterus successfully tricked her 😔✊

[yardsards]

im like the lorax when it comes to women's body hair. we should let it grow.

[skrunksthatwunk]

landing

[tmos-time]

"hey buddy what have you been doing lately" well ive been thinking about how hazbin would be easier for me to consume if it looked different at bare minimum

[clumsypuppy]

i feel like im not making any sense but does anyone else feel like there are stories that let u run with them and ones that spell everything out for you

[torchickentacos]

i will always shout praises of bi4bi but given recent discourse I feel the need to say that I love bi4het too! I just love bisexuality in general in its many forms, and anyone who only likes it when it's 'queer enough' for them is biphobic. Bisexuals should be able to bring their LaMe CiShEt BoYfRiEnD to pride without being made to feel like spectators and outsiders to their own event.

[honeyteastar]

Twirls hair more on the heishin idol & detective au! Bc like I said it can be its own post, so how it started bc I was listening songs and projected Heiji into it and now we here!!

Putting the nefarious “keep reading” bc is legit blocks of text so if it interest ya go ahead!

In this silly au the idol/model etc is Heiji! Even though peak at his career he doesn’t feel a burn out but is just more for show yknow. So he usually leaves production and stuff to go solo adventures moment like what he calls a disguise is legit a outfit that nobody seen him on and his famous hat but forward cap bc he’ll get recognized point blank if he wasn’t lol…funny enough he still a detective at heart his spark for it is there so the evil insanity is that even when preforming (if a murder happened along those lines he is gonna solve the case while preforming) aka something bad happened and you are on 5 Heiji, so when he’s yknow doing his preforming to look natural he’s actually seeking and figuring out who was the culprit yknow shrugs this happens like not often but it happens!

ANYWAY!!! Shinichi is full blast detective but he’s sooo burn out and have a limited friend pool (Ran & Sonoko) have heard like songs from Heiji bc of Sonoko moment but still going but for famous people my favorite is still Kaitou KID! While shinichi just like, How does this involve the idol Heiji?? Shinichi wouldn’t say but he actually likes his songs n stuff to the point like Ran notice and she does give him a photo card of Heiji (is given in customs holder that Ran did bc Sonoko does have the materials for KID photocard moment of actual KID heist moment lol) bc she kinda notices Shinichi humming his tracks lmao

How they actually meet was accidental encounter of Heiji going out bc with out anyone know where he’s going (he does that a lot) so yayyy eating on a restaurant bc looks interesting ig, shinichi goes to the same place after a hard case just to like chill out n whatever bc he doesn’t feel like cooking at his place and hasn’t actually eaten anything sooo then the iconic part happens Woaygh murder! And unfortunately Heiji is a suspect but he instantly goes around to crack the case!! Shinichi kinda bangs his head against the table because really??? What is this cruel cosmic joke. So he goes and does his thing containing the people ironically he can’t find one of his suspects and they say he’s the probably the one who did it! Ironically hard focusing finding the clues both Heiji and Shinichi clash at each other. Imagine the shojo sparkles, on top of each other and seeing face to face a bit close! And Heiji internally is like woops…while shinichi is like IDOL HATTORI HEIJI???? but he says ain’t you one of the suspects? and Heiji goes I ain’t the murder and just trying to solve the case? After that they team up and like solve it together! Heiji gets woaugh….detective Kudo… while shinichi kinda freaking the hell out like YAYYYYY!!!! He’s a detective and a super good one at it clashing I cannot embarrassed myself in front of him.

They do have trials and tribulations in a sense Heiji did fall for Shinichi and what’s to know him personally and stuff but his career kinda blows for that but that doesn’t stop him from seeking out Kudo whatsoever lmao like Heiji legit appearing where shinichi has his detective agency just yknow say hi while shinichi is like don’t you have a tv appearance or concert you need to be at? Also the photocard holder does get bring up bc Heiji kinda notices at first when he does appear at the agency like he does tease at shinichi for it then insane comment of I can pose for you so you can have more pictures if ya want and shinichi exploding like insta blush like WHATTTT!!!!!

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Can't wait for all these new 911 followers to feel complete and utter confusion as I drop another Xedgin fic and a rarepair from a random cozy British murder mystery series in the middle of all the Buddie like hello there, don't ask questions, just go with it.

[volivolition]

care for a night on the town, @euclydya? :3 <33 <22

hi my beloveds, happy anniversary!! :D wowow a full year of being able to know y'all and care for y'all!! im very very grateful to have been able to spend so long in your company :'] <333 <222

im not sure what there is to say that i haven't already said before hgkjhg did y'all know that i'm so happy to know y'all? and that i'm lucky to have met y'all? and how important y'all are to me? did y'all know that you're loved beyond belief, and that y'all deserve that love tenfold? <33 <22

im sure y'all know, i've said it a billion times by now and it's always true, i lov y'all so, so much!! i hope i get to say it a billion times more <333 <222!!!

[ianthe-is-a-bitch-and-i-love-her]

More often than is comfortable I'll see a fandom post that's postured like OP is prepared to be mobbed with disagreement and harassment for their opinion, but then the actual meat of their post is a very straightforward, surface-level analysis of how an event or action in the plot supports a core theme of the story; or, even worse, it's just a literal assertion that a thing that happened in the text... happened in the text.

The sub fandoms and social circles whose existence these posts imply fill me with foreboding.

[maliciousalice]

Hear me out (or don't... it's fine I'm just venting and mean) yeah um I don't believe Chakotay was saved in Prod*gy s2.

[dsm-v]

my boyfriend who I have gone on one date with who I want to marry texted me and I’m gonna look at it in the morning I said I want to hold hands with him. maybe he is saying we are not a good fit and that would be okay too