#TELL ME SHIT ABOUT URSELVES

[xiaoluclair]

tag game

@briatores ty 🌷🌈💛 it was sweet of you to tag me 💜 kisses 💋💞😘 (pi @f-ferrari-forever 🌺 and lana @altisssimozucca 🌸 i'm tagging you in here with smooches 💖 bc... i'm sure there are a billion ways i could say i have a pet cactus but that's for another time!! 🌵🌹✨)

1: are you named after anyone? nope! not intentionally anyway.

2: when was the last time you cried? a couple days ago.

3: do you have kids? realistically? no. sillily? too many to be realistic.

4: do you use sarcasm a lot? i have a top that says: sarcasm.

5: what sports do you play/have you played? oh erm. okay, swimming, badminton, hockey, cricket, netball, baseball-ish. very unprofessional lacrosse (think 'mom can we get lacrosse?' 'we have lacrosse at home' 'lacrosse at home:' ). basketball, tennis, the round ball with feet, the squished ball with hands. fucking ultimate frisbee or some shit. a few other miscellaneous. most were unserious and between friends (but still competitive - duh).

6. what's the first thing you notice about other people? the size of their calves. and if their calves are hidden by swathes, then i simply don't.

7: scary movies or happy endings? why mutually exclusive :(

8: any special talents? being talentless.

9: where were you born? [ redacted ].

10: what are your hobbies? ermmMm. annoying people. being generally awesome.

11: do you have any pets? a cactus.

12: how tall are you? not very.

13: fave subject in school? OOH. biology.

14: dream job? retirement.

15: eye colour? poopy. but not Daniel Poopy. just poopy.

tagging @cupidskissx @fueledbyremembering @lewisainz @yuleneverwalkalone @ferrarisbulls @wdcmv1 @carronyaflowers and if you've already done it then i'm giving you the chance to do it again and share different things i.e. how else tall r u 🤨🤨????

[fanyyy444]

People really think I don't feel their energy, sense their bad intentions with the asks they send me??💀💀

I know exactly who you are and I'm here just to tell you that it won't end well baby😉 Believe me :)

I do feel your energies and I know it's YOU who send me such asks. Really, asking me stupid questions so you can get a weird and polemic answer from me and then you'd talk shit about it too? 🥴

First of all, why do you hate me so much?? What the fuck did I do wrong? You could just message me and we would easily and quickly solve this problem. But naah lmao, you rather hate me so fucking much, talk shit about me on other people's blog + ON ANON LMAO💀💀 What a shame girlies. + The envy, hate and jealously is THAT big that you even try to hex me?? Bruhh🙄 Just calm down bro, I swear the headaches you be getting-- 💀💀 It would be soo much easier to simply forget about my existence and ignore me completely. I guess your brains aren't working properly??

And yeah, I got something else to say, you just accept it and shut the fuck up🙃 You're not the damn fs of <<these certain>> BTS members, and + they would NEVER marry someone like you like wtfff💀💀

You can believe me, all the bad things you did and are doing will come back to you WORSE, you're the one who started it, you'll get what you deserve and if you're that powerful like u say lmao you will handle it😁

Let's be honest, no BTS member nor anybody would like to MARRY such person.

I very well can sense the off energy, in case you think I don't since in your pov "I'm not psychic enough" lol <3

And for the non-readers people that are reading this, please be careful of the people you trust here, not everyone is good and please listen to your intuition and instincts when you also feel that somebody's energy is like "off" and bad intentioned too. Please, stay well & safe💗💗

I'm not that weak like you think babe, so be aware of your actions. You never know, you could be dealing with the devil👀 I know that sounded weird or cringe lol😭😭 But I'm not kidding at all, keep that in mind😊💖

Instead of spending time on yourselves, your personal growth and stuff, you prefer to spread hate on internet, spread fake info when actually you don't even know that person personally, do the favor and go fuck urselves already🫠

Hmm, I think that's all?! Anyways, y'all be careful and don't trust people right away on here. And YOU, stay alert, nobody knows when an exposed could happen👀 And actually, spend your time doing something else, something great. Instead of wasting your time creating billion blogs here, stalking me and gossiping about me, and blah blah blah, etc etc. Really seems like you don't have a life to live??! What a shame girlies🥴

Byebye💗

[mourninglamby]

Alright the angry mob appears to have died down a bit and I’m a tad calmer than I was when it first came out so I’m gonna. Talk about my thoughts on that stream a bit. Tw mentions of suicide bc that’s. What the arc was about (looks at Wilbur with bloodshot angry bleeding glazed over eyes and explodes his liver with my mind)

First things first I still can’t rewatch that lore stream like regardless of my opinion on how poorly done the end of that arc was it is so legitimately (I hate this word sorry) triggering to see ctommy say that stuff to him I can’t do it brah… and the fact that he didn’t add the trigger warning until midway through the stream is laughably irresponsible (I was not laughing I was hyperventilating but I’m laughing now). So my memory of the stream might be a bit faulty and I’m sorry if I get shit wrong pero oh well.

I don’t know how any of u are making jokes out of this I genuinely can’t fathom how this is funny .. maybe I’m just a hater but the Utah shit was just so insanely stupid like hey I’m gonna bait u guys into thinking my character is understandably and realistically suicidal again for months with red flags and mentions of ‘leaving where nobody can find me’ popping up in every damn apology stream mixed with mentions and confirmations of his previous mental health issues. and then we’re gonna. throw away any nuanced message about any of that and the process of choosing to heal and stay in this world for your loved ones who are literally BEGGING YOU NOT TO LEAVE out the window for some half baked immersion shattering “joke.”

Disagree with my reluctance to see this as lighthearted and “not that deep” all you want but the trigger warning was added (albeit late) for a reason. If you make an arc that makes people so nervous your character who has ALREADY COMPLETED A SUICIDE ATTEMPT ONCE might do it again that they’re making hundreds of meme images and pictures to act as some kind of uncomfortable lulling reassurance that we might get SOME semblance of a good ending then …. U may not want to like idk treat it like a joke.

I didn’t want him to kill himself. I think if he had conveyed to the audience that someone telling him “stay, I need you, I love you,” meant enough to him that he decided to change his mind, and then told ctommy he was going to get better somehow before he saw him again, I would have been fine with that. That’s like. The perfect outcome for me. I know c!crime are codependent. I know they have work to do. But can you like … srsly sit there and tell me what we got instead was ANY better.

Don’t even get me started on the fact that c!dream is still out there brah… cwilbur essentially poked the bear with the inconsolable differences stream and then bounced. like also dreams initial goal of reviving Wilbur solely to torture tommy worked. It legit just worked lmfao. WILBUR DIDNT EVEN APOLOGIZE FOR THE PIT THAT HE CONSISTENTLY BROUGHT UP. you guys… please tell me I’m not just a hater and ur all joking to make urselves feel better abt how awful that was… PLEASEEEE

[bbina]

also, with my last ask, it makes sense why he would be so suspicious of them. definitely thought he would be interested back, but now that he’s definitely expressed that he isn’t i think i can go to sleep comfortably at night.

i’m honestly rlly disappointed in y/n, i’mma need a public apology from them atp. it’s so disappointing to see how immature they can be about this .. which is funny because i’m having issues irl about immature people. regardless, y/n better get their act straight. shotaro and eunseok and anton and seunghan and soheehee and more BETTER HELP. or this shit going down in flames ☝️☝️☝️ we riize (without y/n)

craving some backstreet boys action rn … author please feed my cravings tyvm

again, excellent upload! thank u for all u do!

(jo malone … RAH WONBIN GIVE IT TO ME)

-⭐️

in another life ynsung is endgame 😍 not in this life 🤭

i feel like u guys r enjoying btl simply bc yn is quite literally not like the typical yn who does no wrong 😍😍😍 tbh if the rest of the guys know i feel like backstreet boys would be a lil weird so im planning on keeping it to themselves 🙏 as i like to tell my friends who are couples,, keep ur problems to urselves 😁

hmmm idk when we’ll see backstreet boys for now.. as it is yn’s redemption arc 🤣

thank you as always for tuning in btl!!

[lapata-lupt]

yo yall motherfuckers realise that this is just a tumblr right? this isn't like the documentation of my hidden true self or some shit u wanna tell urself to feel better about urselves and smarter than me??? like no this isn't my truth or some shit i literally just say stuff here but it doesn't mean m unaware of some of my thoughts being irrational or that m unwilling to work on some shit... m doing it all just u won't know bc u don't need to so I would appreciate yall stop sending me dumbfuck messages and hate like atleast be fun and sensible about it uk don't fucking embarress urselves

[frankiistein]

the people looking for celecaster from you are weird asl but at the same time if they're that sensitive to people being mean on tumblr they should have left even earlier like what were they expecting

? the fact that ur sending not even just anon hate but anon hate by proxy is even more weirder than ppl who send anon concern by proxy

that aside their major issues wasnt even just ppl being mean on tumblr it was a culmination of their son dying their chronic illnesses and all their financial problems happening all at once dumbass. for a bunch of stalkers none of yall can catch up to the fucking lore????

even if it was tumblrinas being cyberbullies following a schizo with a schizoposting account where all the posts is about being schizo and getting surprised that they end up as paranoid of everyone doesnt even make u look mean it makes u look genuinely stupid. walking into the circus shocked to see a clown like r u fr.......

also im p sure if u pay attention to their posts b4 deleting they never blamed their suicide on their "audience" (what audience even? u ppl r talking abt this one person with a niche personal blog as if they are a internet celebrity influencer wtf??? i never saw their own mutuals talk 2 them much less some strangers) or to cyberbullying, they said it was bcuz dying of suicide was better than dying of a disease they felt they are run out of money to treat, and some of their posts implied they were under psychotic breaks hallucinating/delusions of either their son or one of their alters telling them to kill themselves

i have a personal concern for them bcuz of my special interest/hyperfixation so i admit i pay more attention to everything they say but its harder for me to ignore ppl like u who r "conveniently" unaware when ur actions show ur obsessed enough w/ them that u would even bother a stranger like me w/ this for me to believe this is completely unknown information 2 others. who the fuck r u even????

highkey yall r just ableist not even hiding it. all this shit would still suck balls if rolypolyphonic was hostile and attacking first of everyone but even at their worst they were only jumpy and defensive, and if this is the type of stuff they apparently got often but tried not to answer in public i understand now why they abandoned this fucking place i wouldnt even blame them if this was the "petty" reason they killed themselves. also all this shit for a schizo blog. contextualize urselves. we love and support the schizoposter until they started acting like a schizo? be fr.

[shopcat]

i h8 h8 Absolutely h8 how much of fanon stddie just this dynamic where its like "oh steve is a lil bbygirl uwu sub (hes the Girl of the relationship ^_^) and eddie is big masc dominating Man so hes the Man in the relationship" when like. L + ratio + its literally just extremely old fashioned homophobia + its super ooc also + they r literally both babygirls the way ppl look at eddie and dont Immediately say hes the babygirlest in the land is insane to me i feel like im taking crazy pills. they r pretty princess 4 pretty princess they lie in bed playing with each others hair talking mad shit about everybody

u literally get it i always joke that theyre femme4femme.... prettyprincess4prettyprincess !!! i know WHERE the eddie being a big mean sadotop comes from but i have no idea why it has infected people's minds so thoroughly to the point where people can't even admit steve is like an INCH taller there's some sort of genuine illness at play there if u think about it people are so obsessed with a subconscious NEED for (cis) heteronormativity that they actually think they're being #based by being like ummm steve is the mom and eddie is the dad like omg do u guys hear urselves...

like I GUESS it's hard for ppl to interpret their relationship in a way that doesn't have easy set roles that you can easily fall back onto because you have to actually sit and think for a minute but ur really trying to tell me eddie is anything but a pretty princess. they are both running screaming from scary bugs. and eddie is like really bravely trying to be like "no i love spiders i love them they're misunderstood and they're not conscious in the way people think they are they're not out to get you they ARE just more scared—" but throughought this speech he is steadily dissolving into full on ugly crying snot everywhere and steve is standing there like yep. yep. He's right. and he hasn't moved an inch and then they get wayne to get it but he has to use a cup and a piece of paper or eddie will start scream-sobbing.

idk it's totally just old fashioned homophobia ur right and it's not even HIDDEN people will literally act like "topping/bottoming" is a deeply ingrained personality matrix and not just very literally "what goes where in gay sex" and not an actual dynamic at ALL and quote unquote switching is more often than not the most common dynamic and not the outlier. they can't conceptualise that steve being a babygirl means he can't ever be the one in control or something as if things can't coexist and things coexisting doesn't add immediate COMPLEXITY and FLAVOUR... like i get it i GET it but broaden your mindset and your life will improve along with your perception here. babygirl4babygirl. they're that pic of that girl sitting on the other one applying the makeup but both ways. eddie is such a sweet little Eeek to me i think they have matching pyjama pants. steve would pick up and carry eddie over every threshold they cross for the rest of his life if he could. and if u want to take it a step further into actual analysis i think them both feeling safe with each other is really important and they can both feel like something precious and also something protective simultaneously it is GIVE AND TAKE not One or The Other.

[kermiekermie]

reminder that i could give less of a shit what labels someone uses. someone elses labels will NEVER and CANNOT "invalidate" or "harm" YOUR labels and YOUR identity. there are some labels that are harmful (likes "MAPs" and "zoos") but those are not harmful for the same reason as others.

if someone is using a label because they genuinely feel it describes their identity, then its none of my fucking business.

heres a rant about my personal stance on things like lesbian definition discourse, xenopronouns/genders, and things of that nature:

please, im begging some of you, go outside and talk to a queer person over the age of 25 and they can tell you about the history behind some of the terms that you guys go fucking feral over!!!!

i have a gay uncle in his 40s, and if i asked him or his husband about some of the things you guys act like are SUCH a THREAT to the queer community they wouldnt give a single shit!

the fact that we as queer people even have the privilege to be worried about things like microlabels and neopronouns and xenogenders and trans peoples labels is insane! we are so lucky that people feel safe enough to be openly queer!!! its not like that everywhere!!!

for me specifically the biggest offender of this is lesbian discourse. its def not as prominent as algorithms make it out to be but it gets on my NERVES!!! we dont need to make up new definitions OR police who is and isnt a lesbian because tbh? its their business, not yours. if someone says theyre a lesbian to me, then theyre a lesbian. im not reading deeper into what definition they use and their gender and how they present. it doesnt mean i have to be attracted to them or they have to be and look and identify a certain way, it just means they think the lesbian label fits them, and thats chill w me.

im also not gonna ask about the microbial sized details about their romantic and sexual labels. even if its doesnt make sense to me, it makes sense to them! and thats okay! saying something is invalid bc it doesnt make sense to YOU is using the same logic who are "against gay / trans people" because THEY dont understand. it doesnt MATTER if you understand or not, they are worthy of your respect unless they are directly harming people.

if someone who isnt ace or aro uses the split attraction model, i could give less of a shit! sure, i might not agree with it or support it ir even understand it, but im not gonna tell them to reevaluate their entire identity to find one that makes ME comfortable. labels are about YOU!

ive gone thru completely unnecessary crisises because some of yall dont know how to respect identities. ive hidden parts of my identity because they dont make sense to other people, ive stopped using microlabels because i dont want death threats, etc. im tired of it. we should all just learn to not give a shit and respect each other. discourse does nothing but tear this community apart, when its supposed to be all about supporting each other and being proud of knowing who you are.

im sooo fucking tired of this policing everybody's identitys bs just get over urselves

[radio-charlie]

Dont even give ppl elsewhere shit for only knowing the way u ppl talk about urselves as idpol when the personalities that reach their screens are the type to resort to that cheap shit all the time. “as a [identity marker salad meant to tell me i can trust this person to be an expert on the subject, also impervious to any doubts in their intention, integrity etc], i blahblahblah”. whatever normal americans there are in multitudes i highly doubt some random son of a bitch here is gonna have the money to go see la okay.

[kittycqts]

I'm gonna talk about who I think each character from the outsiders is as a regular show character.

Darry- obvi Benson. He has pent up trauma and rage and it just doesn't work out well at all.

Sodapop- mordecai. Bc they made Soda an asshole in the TV show ima make him a asshole now. Also it helps me in my next few characters.

Ponyboy- prob pops. He's all giggly and shi, plus he's the main character in the book and pops might as well be the main character 🤷🏽‍♀️

Johnny- high five ghost. He's so cool and awesome and gets along with virtually anyone.

Dally- ... skips. Dally would be the guy to know like,, everything. "I can't believe u just played chess, now u risk every dogs life on earth if u don't play ur queen right." Sum bs like this.

Twobit- muscle man. LMAO. I just know twobit would be doing that rancid and outta pocket shit muscle man does.

Steve- Rigby. It just clicks for me.

Evie- Eileen. See, I have to make the characters click.

Sandy- Margaret 😒

Bob- Thomas. I love Thomas. ❤

Randy- uhhh idfk. Sum background character or smth.

Marcia- I guess she plays Starla.

Cherry- mm. Idfk. I don't have anyone anyone mind. Just tell me urselves.

[luvring]

How would the LL gang look after an s/o who has really bad headaches and period pains?

(feel free to ignore this :))

afab but gn!reader note from nia: naurr if this is any of u rn...i am wishing u luck. take care of urselves :100: i asked my friends how to deal with this so i hope i'm sort of accurate ouagh je suis desolee i actually . don't get period pains imsorry im sor

i'd rank them but it's really anisa then. The Other Two. sage is better with the periods and felix is better with any headaches

first of all bless anisa she's truly here to save the day

unapologetically tells sage and felix to either be quiet or leave if they're making mc's headache worse

watches to make sure they don't overexert themself. very empathetic and lets them take breaks when they need to. probably Makes them take breaks sometimes because she knows how unbearable it can get

shares all of her own tricks and remedies that she's picked up over the years since mc wouldn't have any of their own,, modern fixes

even though she's busy (#girlboss!) she always manages to make time to check in on them, asks if they want to spend the day with her just to make it easier for both of them

she makes sure they're drinking enough water and eating well (might indulge them every now and then if they look sad enough)

omg human heater anisa . who needs a heating pad when she can wrap her arms around you instead

taking a nap with her (╯︵╰,) they're Both finally resting Now

Anisa Kissing Their Head....anisa.... kissing their stomach? somebody knock me out

mc making a "i think i'm going to die" joke and she laughs a little before kissing them and promising she'll make sure they survive

and yes both sage and felix have sisters but i feel like felix helping/dealing with scylla on her period was less of a situation than sage and tulsi ? especially since tulsi is the Younger sister

also there's no way tulsi would let him talk shit about periods LOL

he'd have a good idea of what they're going through (but ngl the idea of slapping him onto those memes that say "aight babe i'm in the pad aisle what size you wear lol" is very funny to me)

unironically asks if they'd like to do some exercise but makes sure it's light if they say yes

loser would hear about heating pads and try to lay on their stomach and say he's basically like a big one

if they mention a headache or any pains he drags them away from whatever they were doing . it's time for quality time with their boyfriend! (a nap maybe)

tries to distract them with dumb stories and jokes while they cuddle

he's easier to exploit for help now. BFSFBSJ he'll get up to get water or food or whatever else they need at the sight of a pout

not pain related but he gets up to change and clean the sheets if they bleed through with no hesitation. says something about his Line Of Work letting him see much worse than a bit of a stain. pretends to be offended that they'd think he'd be upset about it

felix may not be well-versed in the period pain problem but !! the headache situation is up his alley ,, he spends that much time reading and studying he's found ways to stop his eyes and head from hurting as much after

he'd make them tea or refill their water when they drank it all. tells them to rest while he takes over whatever they were reading/doing

he checks up on them and mc can probably feel him glancing over a lot. he's not good at being sneaky when he's Concerned

he's already whipped for them but when they're actively in Pain? [slaps felix on the head] this boy will do anything they want. My Man,, the amount of cuddling he will enthusiastically do for free

reads up on different foods and remedies on his own time to surprise them ,, tries out recipes and makes sage taste test

would offer to try some more,, Magical options . at least the ones he's mastered and not the ones that might just make it worse

unlike anisa if mc made a "i think i'm dying" joke i think he'd genuinely tense up a little before taking a deep breath and reminding himself it's an exaggeration LOL poor guy

[correctdangerousfellows]

Hiii! Thank you for keeping this fandom alive! I hope you're feeling better now, get well soon!

I wanted to request hcs about watching horror movie with the boys but the reader is not scared at all, they're just vibing

You don't have to write it if you don't like the request or if you don't feel good enough 💞💞💞

a/n: hi!! you’re so sweet, thank you! i’m sorry for putting off this request for so long, i wanted to recover first, so if you’re still following my blog here it is! thank you so much for your kind words and i hope you enjoy!

ethan

- it wasn’t actually planned to watch a horror movie at first, but when you and ethan got to the theatres you realized that the movie that u guys planned to watch had actually just sold out of seats

- and ethan was kind of bummed over it bc he was looking forward to a movie date with u but he got over it quickly, and offered u to choose one instead

- u took a peak at the movie posters nearby and saw one that caught ur eye and you were like. that one.

- he doesn’t really think much of it honestly he’s like “okay! whatever u say” cos let’s be honest he just wants to spend time w u he didn’t come for the movie he don’t care

- so when you guys finally took ur seats and started watching, ethan didn’t know what to expect at all so when the jumpscare came he jolted in his seat and was like WHAT THE FUCK

- he turns to u, expecting u to have the same reaction, but u just kept watching??? not even bothering to look his way LMAOOO

- so ethan’s kind of surprised but he’s proud!! he has a s/o that doesn’t get scared easily what a badass

- after that first jumpscare he relaxes back into his chair and all the scary scenes that happened afterwards he glances at you (and u still had no reaction) n he can’t help but feel at awe at how both invested and nonchalant u were at the movie bc it had ethan lowkey shaking in his seat LOL

- when the movie finished u were talking about just how good the movie was while u guys walked home, and ethan was like ,,,hey that didn’t scare you at all? and you replied “ofc not, i don’t get scared by horror movies!” while beaming at him

- and u look good as fuck smiling so ethan feels his face grow warm n ykw he’s happy he learned something new about u

- also he’s lowkey impressed so W. he now has an additional excuse to bring u on more dates

harry

- horror movies don’t scare this boy but he isn’t the biggest fan of them either

- so when you guys were crashing at harry’s house, u decided to watch a movie and harry’s fine with it bc he’s with u :D

- and there was a new movie trending in the program he uses to watch movies n it interested u so u asked if he could watch it with u

- harry’s whipped so obviously he says to go ahead

- like ethan, he doesn’t know what to expect at first but harry quickly realized it was a horror movie about 1/3 into the story

- he nudges u and tells u that it was going to be a horror movie (he wasn’t sure if u were into that sort of stuff) he’s surprised when u reassure him that it’s fine

- like said before he’s not a huge fan of horror movies even tho he could handle them as well u can, so he huddles next to u and wraps a large blanket around the two of u with a bowl of snacks

- u guys just relax the entire time bc no matter how terrifying the movie got harry’s warmth was such an overwhelming, comfortable presence so it didn’t matter at all

- after the movie ended, u guys got way too comfortable and u both really didn’t want to move, so it ended up as a horror movie binge night with you sitting on his lap, arms wrapped around ur waist with the blanket wrapped around harry’s head as u two continued to invest urselves in the movie

- drifted off to sleep at around 5 am fucked up sleep schedule gang wya

- horror movies would usually induce nightmares or sleepless nights, but u guys slept peacefully with a good dream that night (or morning, since the sun was basically rising by the times u guys slept lol)

zion

- sneaky lil shit

- zion thinks he’s slick because u know the basic “watch a horror movie with ur s/o, it’s so cute when they burrow into your arms so they feel like they’re protected!!!”

- and he thinks he’s a genius so he invites u over to his place to watch one of the more scarier movies

- he’s a “gentleman” somewhat so he chooses a more tame movie, like one with just one or two jumpscares

- you both were huddled in front of the television screen and zion kept touching shoulders with u and making snarky remarks like “huh y/n u scared yet? i bet ur scared >:)”

- however, he underestimated the horror movie’s scary level so when the first jumpscare came around he’s caught off guard

- expected u to hug his waist or something in reaction but he’s genuinely surprised when u just kept watching on like it was nothing

- after the movie ends, you said “damn that was it?? zion i expected more i thought u were going to show me a scary movie!!”

- tbh all zion hears is more time with u so he’s like BET and chooses the next few horror movies that were on and doesn’t even bother to watch them, he’s just staring at u intensely to see if u have any reaction

- there wasn’t

- he was pretty sad that his plan to get u into his arms failed but he takes pride in having a s/o that can watch scary stuff with ease

- also he’s a huge fan of horror themes so now there is a golden opportunity to now have u play scary games with him if ur interested of course

- secretly praising himself for inviting u to watch horror movies bc now he gets to share his hobbies with u!!!

- but zion is extremely easy to read so u already figured out his secret plan all along

- “just ask me to cUDDLE WITH U LIKE A NORMAL PERSON U IDIOT”

- “YOU FIGURED IT OUT???”

eugene

- you were actually the one who suggested watching a horror movie with him

- you guys took a trip to the theatres but none of u guys had anything particular in mind which was like mind boggling to eugene cos he was like WAIT,,, I THOUGHT WE CAME HERE BC U KNEW WHAT TO WATCH and u were like NO WAY ME TOO ???

- so obviously there was some improvisation and u did the suggestion

- and eugene’s like “pfffft u think u can handle a scary movie??”

- he’s not easily scared tho, he has the “well it’s just a movie, it can’t hurt me” mindset so he doesn’t mind watching a horror movie at all

- he’s more concerned about you honestly, but yk him he’s not gonna say it out loud >:( tsundere looking ass

- and obv since none of u guys minded u went ahead and seated ourselves in the movies

- eugene’s relaxed and all,,, but he does get quite jumpy whenever an unexpected scene happens

- so when they rolled around he made an audible gasp and glanced at u immediately

- u were already looking at him with an amused face bc ur normally tsundere bf just got jumpscared LOOOL

- eugene doesn’t really care if u were or weren’t scared by the movies

- but eugene was like WOWWWWWW Y/N I SEE HOW IT IS when he saw u laughing at him

- watched the rest of the movie with him sulking but u did hold his hand after tho (begrudgingly LOL)

- was jokingly mad at you but after the movie ends, he presses a kiss to your cheek and asked if u wanted to watch another in the theatres after u guys refilled ur snacks

lawrence

- honestly, his thought process was the exact same as zion’s

- lawrence enjoys having u in his arms while ur vulnerable bc he likes the idea of being ur protector

- he’s far far more discreet about it and purposefully leads u to watch a movie with him, and chooses a movie with an innocent looking poster so u wouldn’t see what was coming >:D

- he thinks your innocence is adorable so he’s super eager to show u a scary movie

- lawrence already knows what’s going to happen in the movie so he’s super prepared and he’s honestly only staring at you

- but when u were just there relaxing and calmly watching the movie with some people getting bludgeoned or something lawrence was like,, “this isn’t part of the plan HOLD UP”

- kind of disappointed that there wasn’t any reaction but you guys made it up afterwards because when u exited the movie theater with your arm around his, you were excitedly talking about the entire thing and you said something like “lawrence!!! i didn’t know you were into horror movies, you picked such a good one!”

- his disappointment washes off immediately because seeing your face light up was so cute and it was 100% more worth it than some cheap tactic ironic lawrence

- he nuzzles your hair and replies that he’d knew that u’d like it (he did not)

- lawrence comes up with like,,, 294713 more plans to get cuddles from u after

- but you see through it bc he’s cute when he’s needy so let it slide plsplspls and give my favorite psycho some love <3

[onstoryladders]

I see people saying they’d rather see eugene and black have closure but what if that happens in the scene we’ve seen the pic of all three filming, what if the closure comes hand in hand with the gramblack reveal. Like eugene is there telling them both once and for all to sort their shit out, she’s like my part was done the second I stopped being blacks girlfriend , I’m gonna go be an individual now finally u two can work this out on ur own from here. gene out. could be why black is there as well because he and gene arranged to meet to give gene the chance to speak her peace like I don’t want you back, you don’t want me, so her and black are finally on better terms and both get to explain their reasons for feeling how they do about the break up and then maybe gram just shows up like he loves to do, maybe he overhears and that leads to the whole can I take care of you instead, whoever tf it is he ends up saying it to. Or maybe he says it and that’s when gene snaps like I don’t need taking care of, you do! and it’s not my job so you know what? I got places to be and black can take it from here you two talk out this weird behaviour between urselves I want no part in it etc etc. i would just live for her being so over two men so say “fighting” for her when they don’t even understand why they’re doing it that she just walks away and leaves them to it and totally removes herself from both of their bs whether it ends up with blacks fist being besties with grams pretty face or the two of them getting their shit together then getting together idk I just think that’s one of the only logical ways to give eugene her power back in this scenario as a female whose more than mens “love” for her.

Yeah, anon, I hope you're right. If they really did all of this just to give women more space in a bl (I absolutely support this) then I hope they care enough about Eugene to let her do what you said, since all the other options make her whole character arc useless.

She's introduced as a girl who's still in love with her ex, so she tries to get him back. She gets rejected. She seeks closure. She gets rejected again. Then she decides to take the matter into her hands and move on, because she needs no one, she's her own person and can choose to be alone.

What are the alternatives?

She gets back with Black: then what was her storyline for? She's back at square one, and also Black will never place someone else above his mission, so he can't give her what she wants and needs. She shouldn't have to settle for less.

She accepts Gram's feelings: it wouldn't make sense for her to change her mind this quickly after she rejected him more than once, and once again – what's the point?

So yeah, even if we remove GramBlack from the equation, Eugene's arc won't make sense if she ends up with either one of them, unless Black does a 180, decides that she's too important and shows her that he's changed. But this would definitely ruin his friendship with Gram – and it would also feel very OOC for Black.

[ameliora-j]

so i have told dani about this but i wanna tell u too :))

lil background, this is my dr which is a better version of my cr but with remus and sirius as bsfs to lovers bc im feral for that

so i’m trying to shift, and one night i tried and got vv close!! but i did wind up falling asleep. i thought that i had shifted tho for a hot minute, but after doing a reality check i realized i was just having a very vivid lucid dream.

anyhow i don’t know if u’ve seen this on dani’s blog but she was sent a concept about playing a game with wolfstar and then winding up on one of their beds and ur all touching urselves in front of each other.

well i dreamt that and it felt so fucking real that i’ve been wanting them ever since

that honestly wasn’t a concept but trust me i have a shit ton i just don’t wanna spam ur ask box

-🐹

no that's so hot tho omg i remember this concept! pls feel free to share more angel

[soulwillower]

I love the hcs about living with Bill, Stan and Richie! Would you ever think of doing more? They’re so funny and I love New Girl!

ahaha sure i can do more i got a lot of ideas lol

part one

alright so here’s one thing

ur bathroom is huge right, with stalls and urinals and a bench for the shower bc its a loft apartment

so u guys often find urselves accidentally just... hanging out in there

like one day bill’s in the shower, stan’s brushing his teeth, and richie wanders in and strikes up a conversation and then thirty minutes later ur all like...we could go to like the living room to hang out why are we all in here

but u dont

omg you know how nick is like oddly really into pranking schmidt and making him think he’s an old person

richie does that with stan 100%

he like takes out the soles of every right shoe of his, he re-angles stan’s chair so he slouches, changes settings on the tv so it’s super quiet and then you all pretend it’s super loud, all that shit

stan swears he’s going crazy

anddddd bill is like winston. he is so shit at pranks

either way too little (“let’s put a blueberry in his cereal!”) or way too much (“-and then we beat up his car with y/n’s bat!”)

one day you need to get your stuff back from a toxic ex, and the boys come with you

and they let u do your thing but they just stand there, wearing all your home made hats and stuff you’d taken back from your ex’s place

when ur ex tries to disrespect you, bill smacks him as he’s wearing a fucking hat with cat ears on it you’d made

he looks goofy but it means so much to u bc its obvious they love u so much

lmao and this whole scene happens one day when stan has to write a pitch about sponges for one of his marketing classes. schmidt is stan, richie is nick (middle) and bill is coach (right)

after a few months living with them you find out they’d added a part to their lease which they dubbed the “No-Nail Oath”

it was basically a decision that none of them were allowed to sleep with you

and it makes u so pissed off that u dont talk to them for the rest of the day and then in the morning they feel so bad they make u breakfast

ur mostly mad bc u may or may not have accidentally caught mad feelings for one of your roommates

another time, bill calls everyone into the bathroom and is like “alright who is playing the joke on me” and ur all like huh????

hes like “every time i use my towel its damp, whos doing it”

and stans like “uh, thats my towel” and bill is like “no yours is the red one”

stan’s like “im telling you rn, ive never used the red towel in my life. i do use that one every single day”

u and richie put it together first and start howling with laughter while the others’ cheeks heat up

they’ve been drying themselves with the same damp towel every day since u guys moved in lol

they both freak out and stanley begins to gag hahahah

anyways:

u guys spend all ur time at the bar richie works at bc free drinks!!

stan gets super weird when richie makes him boozy fruit drinks, like he acts so creepy and excited about them that richie almost refuses to make them bc of it

which u find hilarious

richie getting drunk with u guys on the job bc the bar is shitty and it’s richie

you think its so funny

richie and stan get into an argument when richie buys stan a cookie one day. and stan is like “??lol why did you get me this”

richie was like “dunno. was thinking of you” and stan says he thinks it’s weird and richie gets all hurt because “what, you don’t just think of me and want to make my day better?”

and it becomes a whole thing that you and bill get wrapped into

ok also you, stan, bill, and richie settling down on blankets on the ground in front of your couch for movie night, eating ice cream out of the tub

falling asleep and waking up with cricks in your necks

bro they’d be the best roommates. so fun

[nxmuzluv]

ariana birthday hcs !! —

it’s september 1st in south korea & japan rn,,,, so you know what that means

26th birthday hcs 👁👁

(this post is long as hell so brace urselves lmao)

on the morning of her birthday, ariana is woken up by either twitter and message notifications or her husband

her fans are blowing up her mentions with birthday wishes and her family & friends are doing the same, so bet that she has about a million notifs

since byakuya gets ready for work before ariana, he usually comes back to wake her up (even if she’s already up lol)

he hands her coffee (a caramel macchiato with a shit ton of cream and three sugars), tells her “good morning” and “happy birthday, love,” and kisses her on the forehead

(SOBBINFGMNBKJHBMK)

they usually have a short lil conversation about whatever (what they’re going to do that day, ariana’s birthday, other random topics) before byakuya tells ariana to go to work lol

but before she does, she usually opens twitter and scrolls down her birthday hashtags (which are already trending with about 100,000 or so tweets lmao), and responds to her text messages

three hashtags i came up with are “#AutumnFairyAri,” “#26WishesForAriana,” and “#아름이하트27개” (#27HeartsForAhreum) 🥺

(the last one is because ariana is 27 in korea lol)

guaranteed that she’s smiling like an idiot at those tweets lol

if her fans are lucky, ariana might like their post. if they’re extra lucky, she might even respond-

(cue the combustion of her fanbase)

then she posts a lil morning selfie, thanks her fans for all the birthday wishes, complains about how she has to go to work on her birthday, and then she finally gets ready for work lol

as ariana does, her fanbase is literally in flames lmao they’re screaming at her new selfie (“LOOK AT HER HAIR OMG MNJSHFJFMNGJ” - one of ariana’s fans, most likely), flooding her comment section, and taking over the trending page

ari and byakuya usually leave together, and ariana gets dropped off first, so when she does, they usually say goodbye to each other & byakuya gives her another kiss on the head

ofc they say “i love you” to each other, and if anyone around them has sumn to say about it, then byakuya can just make their jobs disappear !! 😗✌🏽

once ariana gets to work, she’s immediately greeted by another round of birthday wishes and the occasional gift (because oh my GOD she gets so many from her staff)

the best gift comes from her manager of 22 years, yoo miyeon. that woman is literally like ariana’s second mother it’s so cute-

miyeon usually says something along the lines of “remember when you were shorter than me ???” (it is now the other way around lmao)

near the end of her day, ariana sits in her company’s conference room, goes live on vlive, and opens the shit ton of gifts, cards, letters, and bouquets that were sent to her by her fans (and god damn doesn’t she get a lot-)

(ariana loves the bouquets,,, she literally squeals every time she sees that she got another one :(( she’ll be making flower arrangements with all of them later on lol and she’ll probably go live again 👁👁)

her birthday lives are one of the things ariana loves the most. she gets to speak to her fans, speak to her staff all casually, and her fans get to see her again. it’s a win-win :))

(bet, byakuya is watching that live when he has the time and has sent a message to ariana. when she spots his message, knows it’s him, and gets incredibly happy is one of the best moments of the live)

she also speaks to her family (they’re all in korea and america while she’s in japan 😕) during the live !! near the end, ari blows out the candles of the cakes that were bought for her by her staff and her family, and she answers questions from her fans

(lol remember back in 2011 when ari’s fans thought she was gonna finish high school & come back to korea, but instead she met this tall blond mf, fell in love with him, moved in with him, and then ended up marrying him 10 years later so now she’s really not coming back ??? lmao good times 🤣🤣🤣)

it’s a v nice moment & if you miss it, that’s such a loss lol ariana rarely goes live since she’s always so busy

after well over 12 hours, ari’s work day is finally over. on those types of days, she gets home before byakuya at around 7 or 8pm

after work, both of them go to dinner !! :))

while byakuya is coming home, ariana just gets ready. there’s a dress from byakuya that was hung by his staff in ariana’s closet (it’s black and designer, ofc 🙄✋🏽), and all ari has to do is shower, do her hair and makeup, pick out her shoes, and pick out a bag from the literal hundreds that she has

say it with me, y’all !! bag hag

ariana goes live on instagram while she does that as some kind of “get ready with with me” thing. she gets to talk to her fans again (especially her stan twitter ones lol), ask how she should style her hair & do her makeup, and ask what accessories she should choose

she also plays music in the background (especially britney spears, christina aguilera, the pussycat dolls, rihanna, nelly furtado, gwen stefani, lee hyori, or hyuna because they make her feel hotter than she already is lmao) !!

and ari sings to whatever’s playing and she gets haruka-

(am i allowed to put her here ??? i’ll just put here here lol 🤪)

-to say hi & help with her hair and makeup, so ariana’s lives are just a gold mine worth of content lmao

byakuya comes home just a lil while before ariana’s finished, and ofc, she forces asks him to say hi to her fans

lmao all that man does is silently wave with the world’s straightest face, and the chat is just yelling about how fine he is (“GO OFF RICH BOY” - one off ariana’s fans, probably). like HE’S NOT DOING ANYTHINGFGDHMBK

but as they should 😩☝🏽

ariana asks her fans if she should leave or stay on the live for a while longer, and ofc, they usually say that she should stay,,,, but that woman rarely listens tbh ASMNKHJFMNJK

she might stay for like,,, 5 minutes, but usually, she just leaves lmao

a lil while before she and byakuya leave, they talk to each other and to haruka for a while, and haruka probably most definitely takes polaroid pictures of ari and byakuya before they leave lol

(ariana def posts those on twitter later and all byakuya does is retweet them)

(but ofc he’ll tweet out a post wishing his wife a happy birthday,,, okay byakuya, look at you making progress !!)

the restaurant ariana and byakuya go to is of course very fancy and luxurious (it probably serves french cuisine too lmao). ari insists that they get a table on the rooftop, and since it’s her birthday (and since he loves her sm), byakuya complies :))

they talk the entire night, and if she can, ariana reaches over to hold byakuya’s hand most of the time :((

(taking a bit from rae’s hcs on how byakuya would celebrate his s/o’s birthday,,,,, like i’ve kinda been doing the whole time 🚶🏽‍♀️)

after dinner, the two of them will take a walk through tokyo. ariana would love it (well, not really, because she’s wearing literal heels lmao), especially since she and byakuya rarely get to do things like that. she’ll be taking pictures of things she finds interesting and would 100% ask byakuya to take pictures of her (and vice versa)

(she’s posting those on twitter too,,, ariana nation is getting fed well lol)

and then they can finally go back home and stay home, and ariana can finally open the rest of her gifts !!

they’re gifts from her family, her close friends, and of course, from byakuya and haruka !! ari’s literally smiling the whole time as she opens her presents (especially the ones from her family,,, hayley’s homemade birthday cards are always so cute 🥺), and haruka has that polaroid camera out again

(ariana: does anything)

(haru: you’re doing great sweetie !! 😀📸)

idk exactly what ariana would want for her birthday (tmw you don’t even know the preferences of your own character 🧍🏽‍♀️), but most likely, it’s either something homemade or a designer item lmao (mainly another purse-)

fun fact: her aunt josephine spoils the shit out of her lol like ariana could see a bunch of bags from chanel, louis vuitton, and yves saint laurent and automatically think “yeah, that’s my aunt lol”

ariana facetimes her family again, as well !! they get to speak to byakuya and haruka, they sing “happy birthday” to her in korean, they ask her if she liked their gifts, and it’s just a very cute family moment :))

it’s like,,, 11pm by the time ari finishes opening her presents, so she really has to go to bed

before that though, she spams her followers with the pictures that were taken, and posts one last “thank you” tweet before her birthday inevitably ends 😕

(well not really since it’s gonna be september 1st in other parts of the world lmao)

“everyone! thank u sooo much for all the birthday wishes u gave me today! it wouldn’t have been such a great one without y’all, my family, my best friends, my husband (@ByakuyaTogami), and my no. 1 fan, my sister-in-law lmao (@harukaonice). i love each and every single one of y’all with my entire heart, and i’m so glad u love me just as much 🥺 i saw as many of ur posts as i could, and i just wanna thank y’all for reaching over a million tweets! can’t believe y’all think that i’m that important lol (i mean, ofc i am 🙄✋🏻) anyways, once again, thank y’all smmmm! love y’all lots!! <3 ari <3” - ariana’s tweet 🥺 (that she posts in four different languages lol; english, korean, japanese, and french !!)

(SHE’S SUCH A SWEETHEART IM LITERALLY CRINGHMNHJDJGKM)

then ariana and byakuya finally go to sleep (it’s like 1am now jesus christ-), and ariana’s twitter notifications are still blowing tf up lmao

n e ways, that ends this behemoth of a post !! happy birthday to my baby, ariana park and even though she doesn’t exist (😕), i hope she enjoys it to the fullest !!

bonus !!

if she has a public appearance scheduled before or on her birthday, if fans are allowed to attend, they sing “happy birthday” to her whenever they see her !!

like, she could be entering a building and they would sing it, and then she could exit a few hours later & they’ll sing it again lol

ariana’s just like, “babes, you already sang this to me earlier !!”

when it comes to her “more important” birthdays (although her birthdays are always important)—such as her 18th, 20th, or 21st birthdays—ariana will throw quite a big party. like there would be a bunch of celebrities and popular society figures on the list,,, it would be a whole spectacle that the average person could only dream of getting into lmao (like me, ofc 🚶🏽‍♀️)

when ari was a child, her parents would throw a birthday party for her nearly every year lol,,, and while they were living in korea together, they would have dinner with nearly their entire family, too

(she always got two cakes, too,,, like it’s just kinda tradition for the park family at this point lol)

since ariana and jungkook (from bts) share the same birthday, either one of them message each other to wish each other a happy birthday !! ari also sends him a gift, while jungkook posts said gift on twitter and probably fanboys,,, i have a feeling that he would be a fan of her and her dramas,,, as well as the rest of bts

(they have each other’s numbers because ariana is a korean celebrity and they’ve attended events together on multiple occasions,,, ofc she and bts know each other lmao)

and i forgot to mention, but haruka would totally watch ariana’s birthday vlive if she didn’t have practice or something,,, probably sending as many messages as she can & aggressively hearting the live lmao,,, that girl really is ariana’s biggest fan SKJMNNFJMK

i also forgot to mention that JH entertainment (ariana’s agency) releases photos from a birthday photo shoot that they did with her !! they have different themes every year and they’re always so cute :((

they’re also taken prior to ariana’s actually birthday, especially since she’s always in japan now lol (but like,,, how do people not notice her going back and forth between korea & japan sometimes-)

(also, big verified accounts and celebrities on twitter & instagram wishing ariana a happy birthday >>>>>)

(celebrity tingz 🤪)

n e ways, now i’m done !! happy birthday, ari ilysm <3

(the character of haruka togami belongs to @raes-ramblings, btw !!)