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bucephaly · 5 months ago

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I wanna pour cherokee directly into my brain

#i need more stuff to listen to.#i really wish we had simple dumb sitcoms or smth in cherokee. i wish i could watch spongebob in cherokee #theyre dubbing rings of power which is really neat tho. kinda wish theyd do star wars or the actual lotr trilogy instead / too #i just want to have hours and hours of smth i can just sit and watch and hear and learn #i need to be more on top of actually engaging with the language. and actually TALKING #cuz every time i try to talk to someone that might understand me. i freeze up cuz im not actually talking while i learn #i feel like im still barely starting and i need to get over some hill in order to be able to start Learning For Real but i dont think that #thats how that works

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matsugumisou · 28 days ago

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if you have a dog listen to me IF YOU HAVE A DOG THAT YOU CLAIM IS YOUR OWN DOG IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO TAKE FUCKING CARE OF IT NOT EVERYONE ELSES YOU’RE INSUFFERABLE

#using this as my personal diary again hahahaha #you take care of it #you clean up its piss shit and puke #YOU CLEAN IT UP #NOT ME NOT DAD AND ESPECIALLY NOT MOM #WHO MIND YOU JUST HAD FUCKING BRAIN SURGERY AND MAY NEVER SEE OUT OF HER RIGHT EYE AGAIN #YOU. CLEAN. IT. UP.#i’m not a violent person but OH MY GOD #when i text you that YOUR dog made a mess and then i watch mom come in the house to clean it up I KNOW YOU TOLD HER TO CLEAN IT UP #YOU MAKE ME WANT TO THROTTLE YOU #ITS YOUR DOG #I HAVE A FRENCHIE AND HES MY DOG #DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? IT MEANS HE’S MY RESLONSIBILTY AND I HAVE TO CLEAN UP AFTER HIM #I HAVE TO TRAIN HIM #THATS HOW THAT WORKS #mind you this is a fucking malinois #this dog is for biting sports and police work #this dog is NOT for our middle of bumfuck nowhere house #this dog is NOT for chronically ill and handicapped people #THIS DOG SHOULD NOT BE HERE SHE GOT HIM OFF OF FACEBOOK FOR FREE BC SHE SAID SHE WANTED HER OWN DOG #SHE DOESNT EVEN LIKE DOGS #SHE ONLY WANTED ONE BC I HAD ONE #SHE DID THE SAME THING WITH HER HORSE SHE ONLY WANTED HIM SO THAT SHE COULD SAY THAT SHE HAD HER OWN HORSE #WHICH WASNT EVEN HERS SHE DIDNT SPEND A DIME ON HIM #why was the dog free you ask? HE HAS BEHAVIORAL PROBLEMS HES REACTIVE TO OTHER DOGS AND PEOPLE #HE LITERALLY CANT BE OUT OF HIS KENNEL EVER BECAUSE OF IT #AND SHE REFUSES TO TRAIN HIM #and i understand that he’s been in and out of the shelter multiple times so the possibility of him not being put down is slim #but at this rate he’s gonna attack someone or someone’s dog and he’s going to be put down anyway #find somewhere else for him

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familyvideostevie · 1 year ago

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anyone want to hang out right now and have a writing night writing night writing nightwritingnightwritingnitght---

#saying it enough times will make it true #right?#thats how that works #ive got a diet coke and a dream #emma rambles

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hypnotickale · 1 year ago

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I remember years ago I used to be able to write a fully edited hypno script in like an hour. The brain rot is too real because honestly thinking of ideas is too hard. Thinking at all honestly.

#random #this is why someone should take my thoughts and free will away #maybe then with a completely enpty head i can write again #thats how that works

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icewindandboringhorror · 2 months ago

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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

#polls #tumblr polls #For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house #JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications #and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe #country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that #country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here #despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically #TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that #part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0 #Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth #or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather #than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in #a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like #$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make #payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or #something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have #paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone #with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have #to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer #than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them #or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into #why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY #I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like #to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most

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summonsofink · 3 months ago

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welp!

#daht text #thats how that works #my own fault #num8skull #((#to be clear dont delete that this is not a thing im trying to retcon #))

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birdemic · 1 year ago

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we have to stop letting the usa have such control/influence over international politics

#edit: i know its not just the us that has veto power and i know how the un and international politics work #i know un veto isnt the be all end all of american hegemony #this was just a reaction to hearing that the us vetoed a ceasefire for the 3rd time thats it

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shanklin · 4 months ago

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Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.

Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.

But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.

Ford is spiraling.

There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up.

Nothing works.

The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that.

WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???

It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.

“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.

Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.

Stanford screams.

#gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #the mystery shack #afterwards stan can be seen gently petting the kitchen door #the lightbulb shines a little brighter #that time in the show where soos mentioned how funny it would be if the exit door was actually a closet #thats a game the shack likes to play with soos #the kids are bored or need a new room? suddenly they find a mysterious new room in the shack #stan cant find his remote? the shack just really wanted to watch old timey movies with stan. it knows stan best. it knew stan would have fu #stans thr shacks blorbo after all #stan also turned the shack from a cold messy research facility into a fun home that gets lots of visitors #the shack loves the tourists and mr mystery #so many stories and different people to watch #stan also hasnt paid the electricity bill in years everything still works somehow #and if they hadnt defeated gideom when they did the shavk wouldve shown that little bastard why they used to call it the murder hut 😡#the thing is ford already checked if hes cursed or if something elsemis going on with the shack and he put gravity falls weirdness factor #into account but he cant find anything out of the ordinary #the shack is just going backt o normal.everytime he turns his scanners on to check #besides theres no way the shack would turn against ford -its his house he built it #so it definitely cant be that

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suntails · 3 months ago

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love will truly live

#where are my book of life truthers. where are u. thats my book 7 ending. ik ill be happy no matter how it ends but that feels right imo #big scary dragon enemy of mankind etc etc and silver just wants to save him. to wipe away the loneliness and fear #to extend kindness when the world wants him taken down (and not without cause. um. the world IS at stake)#like i think the horn disfigurement would be cool in a despairing kind of way but i want silver to break history's loop. to connect #i literally want a fucking 'the power of love' ending ITS CHEESY BUT THATS MY IDEAL OKAY. IM THE CHEESEMAN #im actually the drama girl so the horn axeing is more my typical brand but ugh. this. i ammmm sorry toro i am sorry going in a playlist #twstファンアート #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #malleus draconia #suntails #i wake up at 6am now Naturally bc of work and snoozed till 7 and the new ssr was the first thing i saw and i got nauseous #silver fans always win. write this down im so serious. we literally have never lost Ever. this. might be my fav art in the game #def passes silver's lab card for best silver card art direction but genuinely overall it fucks so severely

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ba1laur · 4 months ago

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vs the entire world

#assignment from one yr ago 🚬#wont get personal so you can interpret it how ever u please thats how art works #art tag #cw blood #cw gore

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drawnfamiliarfaces · 8 days ago

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PnF Spirit Week 1: May 26th - Parental Units

Heinz and Charlene may have their share of troubles as a divorced couple, but no one can deny that they are good parents to Vanessa. A little bit overprotective at times, but what can one do, when their precious only child had entered puberty a bit too early for their comfort.

#phineas and ferb #pnfspiritweek #pnf #heinz doofenshmirtz #charlene doofenshmirtz #vanessa doofenshmirtz #dr. doofenshmirtz #originally it was just supposed to be a doodle of doof family but a small comic idea attacked me out of nowhere #because i kept thinking about that scene where doof banished the bike creep and i was like: there is gotta be a story of how he decided #to make that inator lol #im now 2 days behind spiritweek unfortunately TTwTT sadly i had a horrible migraine yesterday and today i only had time to work on this #but hope to catch up later ;3 #also this is the first and last time i draw doof I CANT FUCKIN DRAW HIM #on a sidenote Vanessa is not embarassed they protected her but by how much scene they caused. after all she barely blinked when D #banished biker - partially because she was already used to it buti believe the evil part in her quite enjoys the oblitiration part lol.#on a 2nd sidenote: doof insulted manager of car rental thats why charlene and vanessa came to pick him up xD a lil backstory ;)

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soulanine · 5 months ago

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Maybe kid asl with shank