#THE HORSE I'M SCREAMING

[horsegirlsodapop]

god all time favorite book description of soda! he fucks with cops and reporters and then promptly falls the fuck asleep!!

[andy-clutterbuck]

The Ones Who Live | 1x03 - Bye

[bitchthefuck1]

At this point I'm just assuming that every person who uses public transit in London has been shoved out of the way by an MI5 agent shouting "MOVE MOVE MOVE" at least once in their lives. it's like jury duty, everybody gets a turn

[countessrivers]

No, but the fact that River could recognise his mother's drawings in Les Arbes.

The fact that he must of spent years as he grew up staring at and memorising and obsessing over that handful of letters and cards, the only things she'd sent or left him with before even that stopped, enough to recognise them on the wall of a strange, random manor house in France

[barghest-land]

таится чудо в любом пустяке я раньше не видел такого тумана здесь даже деревья растут как-то странно и птицы поют на чужом языке

[distant-screaming]

THE WAY ODYSSEUS BECOMES EACH OF THE MONSTERS HE MENTIONS IN 'MONSTER'??

> cyclops: stabs poseidon (end ody's men) to avenge his dead comrades (to avenge his friends)

> circe: kills the sirens (turns men into pigs) to protect his men (protect her nymphs)

> poseidon: kills the suitors (keep them in check) so they leave his palace and family (now no one dares to piss him off)

and I just feel very normal and regular and sane about that!!!!!

[sincericida]

ANDREW GARFIELD

about the fucking horse at the Toronto International Film Festival 2024.

(video)

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

You know I think it's kinda shitty to vague and vague about someone else after having a brief disagreement where you feel you have moral superiority, I'm not gonna lie

[xardigrade]

also been into the doomed horse yuri. kinda going nuts. we're not gonna be ok

[mandareeboo]

I personally think most people just genuinely have a specific Thing they get off to that's considered problematic by other people. I just don't think it says Jack Shit about the people themselves unless they engage in illegal behavior for it. Fuck it. Write that fucked up 'fic. Draw that weird ass art. It's statistically unlikely that you won't find an audience for it. Enjoy yourself in your kinky lil' mind palace. No one's gonna get hurt by you indulging in fiction.

[hislittleraincloud]

Yanno, I just deleted an Ask that whined on with more of that "weeehhh why do you talk about Jenna if it's just about the characters??????" cuntery because I cannot be bothered to continuously explain to you why I would be yapping about fucking Jenna fucking Ortega (or her Not So Slick Mango Proud Stage Mom, or her drop dead gorgeous Girl Next Door Sister*). If it doesn't occur to you why anyone would yap about an actress playing one of their favorite characters, then there's no hope for you.

I'm tired of your shit and your refusal to learn shit, so you don't get shit. Either you can stay here for the Wednesday Star-centric banter or you can fuck right off. Stop needling me and just fuck off, people are getting literally all of their rights stripped away over here in America right now, shut the god fuck up about your incessant vivisection of my celebrity dish motives for fuck's sake

[wandering-wolf23]

I am so tired of the Gaza spam bots. I'm broke. I have a real horse and I'm thinking about adopting a Deaf cat. I don't have the money to throw down holes that I don't know the bottom of.

Any scammers reading this, fuck off.

[sometimesraven]

lmao going into the tags of things you're excited about and immediately remembering Tumblr is allergic to joy and whimsy

[trombonechurchill]

For the wip titles game: 2. Yeehaw

I feel this one coming from your icon is especially appropriate...

Yeehaw is my Buddie Ranch AU! There's a few snippets floating around from various make me writes but it's been slapped on the backburner for the time being (though besides Watching The Credits it's my most far along WIP so I WILL get back to it eventually..)

Alternate timeline S1 Buck who never became a firefighter but did date (and break up) with Abby. Instead of rotting in her apartment for like 6 months after she leaves, he ditches LA in favour of working at a ranch in West Texas on highway 118 (real place! Serendipity!), run by Bobby Nash and some other familiar faces including ranch hand Eddie.

a snippet I don't think I've shared yet:

The rest of the bunk house tour culminates in Eddie showing Buck the bathroom and a severely beat up washing machine near the back of the building. The metal shower stall is almost definitely too small for Buck to stand under completely and he’s not looking forward to many a hunched over shower in his future. Maybe he can convince someone to just spray him down with a hose at the end of the day. It’s not an unappealing idea, Buck thinks as they step back into Texas heat again to head back to the house for lunch which Buck is more than ready for. He could eat a horse he thinks, before glancing at the nearby pens apologetically. “Oh, don’t forget to check your shoes before you put them on in the morning,” Eddie adds, his own boots kicking up dust as they step up onto the back porch. “Only takes finding a scorpion in there once to learn that lesson.” “You’re kidding,” Buck says with a laugh, moving to bump Eddie’s shoulder before they step inside. “You are kidding, right? Eddie? Eddie??” “Am I?” Eddie says mildly and Buck swears he sees the sharp edge of a smile before Eddie turns and heads into the kitchen.

WIP Titles Game!

[sincericida]

ANDREW GARFIELD

and the fucking horse at the Toronto International Film Festival 2024.

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[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

I gotta say thee funniest hollywood trope about women is when labor comes on just like a heart attack. most heart attacks don't even come on like a heart attack.