#THEY ROBBED US

[gumisgirl]

My baby, my baby...

[abracazabka]

they should let you boink rolan bg3. he's sad and mean but a good person. perfect for boinking once and never again

[ladystiltskin67]

#NotMyHakoda

Who is that man 🤨 I don't like him

[fabioquartararhoe]

y’all would’ve lost your minds seeing leon kissing leroy or serge at the world cup

[nekosays-nya]

Top three(3) things I didn’t expect to happen this year;

1. Sans to win the title of ultimate tumblr sexyman (RIP Reigen sweep)

2. Nintendo taking away Mario’s cake T-T

3. Oh yeah… the queen died (an omen for the end of worlds)

[sigurdjarlson]

*Sulks because pickman is the evil companion we deserved but didn’t get*

[thunderon]

working an office job now is so funny because when i was 16 i worked a shitty minimum wage job where my manager was an ex-felon bodybuilder with knuckles tats who spent time in prison for attempted murder… so guess what, phil? your fancy title and lame white-collar intimidation tactics aren’t going to work on me, actually. i watched my old boss pull a knife on someone. you really think im going to fall to my knees when you make passive aggressive commentary? please get real

[bloodraven55]

maybe it’s partly bc she’s not looking up at falin as much in the anime but this is the one expression from the bath scene that i think just hits different in the manga

[yuutaguro]

and if i said culling game players nobara kugisaki and nanami kento what then

[saewokhrisz]

all i can do is wish you good luck

[ajtheweirdo]

Little guy

[kokoa-la]

Ngl I just find it so funny if Danny just accidentally becomes friends with someone trying to rob him like-

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“Get up!”

And he was up, hands above his head and everything. The guy in all black proceeded to pat him down along his pockets while pointing a gun at him otherwise. 

“How do you not have a wallet on you?”

“I’m a college student, I can barely afford tuition.”

That’s a lie, he was on a full ride scholarship, but they didn’t need to know that. 

“Oh you too?”

Did this bitch just say ‘you too’ ? No way.

“‘You too?’ Are you doing this to pay for college???”

Ancients, the school system sucked if he had to resort to crime for this.

“Yeah- you wouldn’t believe how expensive my major is, the textbooks alone cost more than my rent!”

“Holy shit, no kidding. Yeah, why are textbooks so expensive? Why am I paying hundreds of dollars for something that could have been a 2 dollar pdf?”

“Right! I tried asking my professor instead, but he said he’d fail me if I didn’t have the right materials! It’s driving me nuts. Like how am I supposed to pay for all this?”

How Dannt started making conversation with his own robber, he didn’t know, but he was happy to finally complain with someone. He hadn’t exactly made friends since he got here.

“Personally I buy used books, and the more trashed they are, the cheaper. Then, you can just use the pdf version but still have the textbook in class. It’s honestly so much easier. Or you can see if you can borrow it from the library and just bring it in for the classes he checks it, then return it after to avoid the fees. That option is a bit more troublesome though.”

“Oh shit, no way! That’s awesome, I never thought of that, thanks man! Man, I wish I talked to you sooner.” 

“Yeah, it’s all good, maybe just avoid the crime after this? There’s tons of online jobs you can do during class and stuff. I don’t know, there’s always another option than crime. You sound like a good guy, just desperate.”

The robber turned friend (?) lowered his gun and sighed before returning the items in the bag to everyone. He then apologized to the cashier and then to everyone else before giving Danny a hug (how long had it been since he’d gotten one of those?) and leaving. Danny was so proud of him he almost cried (again). 

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I know it's a bit weird and out of place, but that's bcs its a snippet from a fic I'm writing on ao3 😭

But still, I need more of Danny befriending ppl trying to jump/rob him

[nouverx]

Vashwood as Katya and Trixie... The sequel

The time it took me to finish this is even more embarrassing

Part one

[petorahs]

Orpheus' strings / music club

[puppydoggraham]

Saltburn really targeted Hannibal fans

✅symbolism of all sorts (INCLUDING ANTLERS)

✅homoeroticism

✅murder

✅general freak activities

✅pretentious lifestyles being showcased

✅aesthetically gorgeous cinematography (like Hannibal)

✅homoerotic tension that toes the line of sexual and aggressive where it’s like oh they hate each no they def want to fuck no they hate each other no they actually want each other so bad

✅little freak main character who acts all shy and innocent but it’s actually the biggest freak of all

✅obsessive themes

✅manipulation

✅obsessed freak main male character who is clearly in love with another man who he claims to hate despite being in love with him and plots to murder him

[excali8ur]

It's a shame Raph and April didn't spend more time hanging out in the show tbh. I figure their dynamic would be something like this