#THIS IS GENIUS

[thatbitchsimone]

[liyaauhr]

ASHLER HEADCANONS

(i’m giving myself a break from my fic today so this is how I compensate)

How did they realise they caught feelings?

— I imagine these two to be veeeeery slowburn for a lot of reason, as in, they get together in their senior year of High School or even maybe after in college.

— Ashlyn is pretty out of touch with her feelings, It took her a while to differentiate between romantic and platonic sentiments towards people and even then, she sucked at handling it. I see her as the type to fall for someone without even realising and dismissing her feelings as being 'oh we're really good friends!' It took a sleepover with Taylor (who has been trying -and failing- to set her brother and Ashlyn together for a while now) to realise that she had a crush on Tyler. I think the two of them would have had a long conversation about it (I honestly see Taylor as someone who's really in tune with emotions) and even then, her realising turned out to be more of a bad thing because things became awkward and Ashlyn essentially avoided any one-on-one interaction.

— Tyler on the other hand, had known about his feelings for Ashlyn for a while now but had chosen not to do anything about it, simply pushing it aside in order to prioritise his family and focusing on staying alive in the phantom realm. Besides, there was no way Ashlyn would reciprocate when all she did nowadays was act weird with him.

What was their first date?

— Their first date was at an amusement park: I firmly believe that Tyler fell first but Ashlyn would fall harder and eventually, there would be a point where she gets fed up with the lack of confrontation and decides to actually do something about the unsolved tension.

— Taylor had gotten it into Ashlyn’s head that to confess there had to be some over-the-top, extravagant declaration of love and had been restlessly prodding Ashlyn to ask her brother out because “the idiot wasn’t going to do it himself.” The plan was for the two to hang out at the theme park all day and then finally go on a Ferris wheel ride where Ashlyn would admit her feelings and if she was lucky, Tyler would reciprocate and save her from total embarrassment and if not? Well, there goes trying to eliminate the awkwardness but at least Ashlyn tried.

The catch to this plan, you may ask?

Tyler was deathly afraid of heights. Like a cat in water afraid of heights. Will freak out afraid of heights.

It was a new fear that he had contracted after he died in the phantom realm that he had never actually gotten around to telling Taylor, mainly because she was a massive thrill-seeker and enjoyed anything height related and so he didn’t want to strip that enjoyment from her, he wanted to make her happy and experiences her joys with her, trauma be damned. Still, if he had a choice he would avoid it.

That was until his totally-not-a-crush-crush walked up to him ( looking as gorgeous as ever) and batted her pretty, little lashes, asking him out to an amusement park just the two of them and who the hell was Tyler Hernandez to say no to such a goddess? (he was such a weak, weak man for her it was disgusting) .

Besides, there was more to amusement parks than rollercoaster rides, right? And Ashlyn didn't look like the type to be chasing after the adrenaline of high rides so he would simply divert her from any high rides, that wouldn't be so hard?

— Anyway, after hours of Hell and successfully keeping Ashlyn away from every rollercoaster waiting line (“pfft, I’ve went on these rides way too many times, they’re soooo boring trust me!”) Tyler found himself enjoying the day, he got to sneak glances at Ashlyn when he thought she wasn't looking and got to spend time with his crush and maybe, just maybe he could be content with small moments like this for the rest of his life, his crush obviously wasn’t planning on fading anytime soon but now, he could admire from afar, even if she did kick his ass at shooting games.

— Unfortunately, all luck comes to end eventually she practically dragged him to the ferris wheel. He tried to get out of it by saying “it’s boring, only grannies go on those!” But for some reason she was entirely fixated on that ride and that one alone.

— A normal person, at this stage would admit to hating tall rides and save their dignity and sanity but Tyler Hernandez had a date and a reputation to maintain, so if Ashlyn Banner wanted to go on a ferris wheel, he was going on a ferris wheel.

— And that confidence lasted around two seconds because as soon as they got into the air, Tyler became eerily silent, something that confused Ashlyn because normally the boy wouldn’t shut up. She glanced down and noticed that he seemed to be digging his nails into the seat so hard Ashlyn was sure it would leave marks. There was something wrong with him, it was clear as daylight but everytime Ashlyn tried to bring it up Tyler would shrug it off dismissively and make some snarky quips to reassure her (spoiler alert: it didn’t work).

— Eventually they reach the very top, the “pinnacle of romance” (as Taylor liked to put it), this was Ashlyn’s shot; she would clear the air and get rid of the stupid bug that annoyed her every time Tyler was in her vicinity. And so, she starts talking incredibly fast in 2x speed, trying earnestly as all her pent up feelings and frustrations to the boy come spilling out infront of him.

— Unfortunately, Tyler was too busy counting sheep in his head to try and catch any of what Ashlyn was saying, never mind her incredibly fast speed. Though he did catch the last part of "-and now I think I might be in love with you" and suddenly, the air was cut off from his lungs. He paled at the realisation -and also partially because he was trying to not puke-: Ashlyn Banner, that stupid idiot, liked him back, in more than a friend way!

— For a while, the two of them just stared, Ashlyn looked like a deer caught in headlights and Tyler really wished Taylor or Aiden were here to pinch him. And then- well, he ended up wretching on the ferris wheel, the rest of the ride ended up being Tyler alternating between freaking out and becoming nauseous and Ashlyn panicking while trying to help and regretting her previous life choices.

— Afterwards, Ashlyn was pretty sure that vomiting was a clear indication of an unreciprocated crush so she honestly planned on running away and getting her parents to pick her up or something. Her plans were paused when Tyler stopped her by the wrist and pulled her towards his chest, Ashlyn could feel his hands shaking around her.

— "You're so stupid, I'm so stupid and- I think I might be in love with you too."

— And that was that.

Do they indulge in PDA?

— short answer: No.

— Both of them are the type to cringe and make fun of people who engage in excessive PDA so it’s no surprise that they’re pretty averse to it themselves. The most you’ll see these two do in public is touch shoulders or sit next to each other (or maybe if you’re lucky, you get to watch Ashlyn dragging Tyler by the arms away from a fight.)

— I think it would take at least 3 weeks for them to kiss after dating and Ashlyn would be the one to initiate.

— They’d be bickering one day and Ashlyn would just shut him up spontaneously by tugging his shirt forward and tiptoeing up for a kiss. Tyler would be surprised at first, his eyes wide open and looking down in surprise but eventually he just melts and it takes a minute for them to part.

— “Shut.” kiss “The.” kiss “Fuck.” kids “up.” would be a thing Ashlyn does everytime he pipes up a little bit too much. Whether it be over something stupid like a comic they’re both reading or something else, it would probably lead into a make out session afterwards.

— Tyler’s the type to walk up to her sometimes, play with her bangs and then lift it up for a little *smooch.* It’s mostly because he enjoys the way she goes red like a tomato every time. One time he did it in public after a baseball match or something and Ashlyn froze, she could not speak for an hour and it seemed like her face and ears were permanently coloured red. Aiden had found it funny and took a picture of it which is actually saved as her profile picture now.

— All of their intimacy is in private though, most of the time people would be surprised to find out they’re dating. The popular jock and the loner who never talks? But don’t they ever only argue?

Dates?

— I personally think their dates would mostly be stay-at-home dates.

— Ashlyn hates going out and Tyler doesn’t mind, so it works.

— Examples would be cooking dates, movie nights (that would inevitably get crashed by the others), little dinners together etc.

— They strike me to have very casual intimacy, so like grocery shopping together would also be considered a date for them.

— The mundane is openly enjoyed and celebrated!

Other random headcanons I have:

— Tyler has gradually become Ashlyn’s go-to hair stylist, especially for more formal events like ballet recitals. She was honestly shocked the first time he did her bangs and now feels entitled to getting it down whenever she pleases (compensation for all his moaning). Tyler grumbles about it and pretends to hate it but swatts his hand away every time Ashlyn tries to take over, he secretly really likes working with her hair because he’s never practiced on such long hair and so gets to experiment with more styles.

— When they become old enough to drive they’re both the drivers in the relationship. In the group and by themselves. Everytime they have to share a car they play rock, paper, scissors to avoid an argument over it.

— They have pretty similar music tastes. Idk I can feel it.

That’s all I can think of for now! If you have any other headcanon/scenario requests feel free to drop an ask!

[allastoredeer]

Hear me out!

Zoot 👏 Suit 👏 Lucifer! 👏

Imagine the Devil attempting to seduce Alasor in one of those wide suits and it working! In fact, it works so well that Alastor willing shifts his clothes into a flapper-esq outfit to dance with him while staying in theme.

Both take turns dramatically swooning only to start a wild swing dance!

FUCK YES! FUCK YES!

Oh my god, Lucifer in a zoot suit. Hey Anon, how does it feel to have the most galaxy brain idea ever? I am tucking this away until I sit down to draw flapper!Al, but zoot!Lucifer WILL be making an appearance 100%.

Also, not bring Staticradio into this, but I can totally see Vox wearing a zoot suit to woo Alastor too.

[strangeasf]

Just found out that marauders fandom named regulus x remus relationship MOONWATER and can't stop laughing

[lovemkx]

Miles Kane via ig stories - 10.04.2024

[elliesgaythoughts]

Ikkk requests are closed but LET ME PUT YOU ON SOMETHING. Reader and Ellie take one of those aphrodisiac chocolate as a dare and try to not touch each other while they are LOCKED in a room... what do you think?🤰🏾🧘🏾‍♀️

hmm what DO I think?🤔…..

I THINK IM GONNA BUST!!

[wuuthering]

The fact that in 3x06 right after the ceremony Arthur says to Uther that he’d be a better king with the ‘woman’ he loves at his side and that the next scene shows Arthur and Merlin side by side

[paperstrawberri]

holy shit.. so the federation is trying to "replace" the eggs with these minimis so that the islanders stop breaking rules and stop interfering with their work/kidnapping workers

[beomiracles]

Okokokok… tehe. Congrats on 1k!!! U deserve this and so much more. And a 1k fic?!? I’m crying… ok so for the fic i wanted the reader to like be younger than txt..? Yk what i mean? Like an age gap cuz for the smut i’m a huge sucker for older men like idk if it’s good and i like to ramble so 😔🎀💗 but in the end i’m just happy for you and you don’t have to listen to me ofc bc others have ideas too 🥹 i’m sure this fic will be amazing Serene!

eek thank you so much baby !!

and older!txt ??? I HEAR YOU. loud and clear. them taking a young and beautiful hostage is doing things to me.

[takami-takami]

Have we talked about firefighter!keigo here before because i misread "fire kink" and now its stuck in my brain lmao

YOU'RE RIGHT I haven't thought about it but this is perfect. In a quirkless AU I can absolutely see him pursuing that, because I do still think he'd feel that pull to save people even if there were no official "heroes"...

[amzyspinkarch]

WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH

[baseballmomlesbiandad]

"see you in the (instagram) LIVE, inspector." STOPPPP

[icedteainthatbag]

[littleshopofhorrors-confessions]

Okay hi Skip Snip Kinnie here with the lore :)

So first off he's trans (who in Little Shop isn't tho) and he ran away from his family (who happen to run a flower shop uptown) bc they were. Very unhappy about his identity to say the least. So now he does anything and everything to make a little money. Need a surgery for cheap? Come to some back alley he's got your back. Need something tailored? Sure! Need a bootlegger? Hey, he's got the stuff.

Anyways he came to work at the William Morris Agency through some connections and when his eyes got set on Mushnik's, he began to scope the place out alongside one of his competitors, Bernstein. They start off having a playful rivalry but as more people start to go missing and weird things happen around the shop they start to investigate together, but they both get eaten by Audrey 2 by the end 😔

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[judas-isariot]

My sister boyfriend gave me a mug which says"

"Did I ask for your opinion ?"

And I am taking it to my workplace.

[alintheshitposter]

Die drei ??? auf Tumblr:

Peter

Süße Tier Videos

Persönliche Stories

Rebloggt Verschwörungstheorien als Gag

Bilder von seinen Schuhen nach dem Sport a la Instagram Model

Bob

✨Aesthetic✨

Random Facts über irgendwelche Bücher

Natur-Bilder

Fotos von den drei ??? mitten in ihren Fällen (ein mal hat er ein Selfie von sich, Peter und Justus gepostet, in dem sie in einem Käfig in einer verlassenen Lagerhalle saßen)

Justus

random Facts über alles mögliche

✨Zitate✨

Diskutiert Tage lang mit irgendwelchen Fremden in den Replies

hat ein ausgeklügeltes Tag System

hat random Facts über ihre Fälle in seinen Drafts stehen, die er niemals posten darf, sonst gibts Ärger 😳

Oh. Mein. Gott.

JA!

GENAU SO!