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ilostyou · 10 months

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so uh anyway happy (?) two years since you’re losing me was written and recorded

#time is broken #you’re losing me #taylor swift

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third-king-of-salmonids · 6 months

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WORK HARD PARTY HARDER

#COCAINE BEAR IS OVER NOW IS THE TIME OF COCAINE SALMON #tw drugs #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon salmonid #salmon run #king salmonid #splatoon salmon run #splatoon megalodontia #splatoon 3 salmon run #salmonid #containment broken

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pangur-and-grim · 7 months

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I’m too gullible with people. I’ll have encounters and be like “aw they seemed nice ☺️” and then everyone around me will be like NONONONONO THAT WAS THE DEVIL!!!!!!!

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shinesurge · 2 months

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did yall know cricut put a metal strip in the back of their newer Maker 3 that doesn't do anything except pop out after like six months of regular use and force you to call customer service so they can tell you to replace the machine

well they did and instead of calling them and replacing an entire functional fucking machine you can just cut the bar out and put tape over what's left

fuck offfff,

#why are you so mad all the time aria #i don't know probably because i am trying to run a business in 2024 where all my options are absolute dogshit proprietary equipment #anyway this one is new less than a year old and this is the SECOND thing that's broken on it #lee Inherited my old one #that printed thousands of stickers and other shit and is still functioning perfectly to cut fabric for them #this is the exact same model but With New Upgrades :)#because my old one ran so long they don't make it any more #i'm so irritated today jfccccc

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arealtrashact · 3 months

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'The cage is open. You can walk out anytime you want. Why are you still in there?'

#Homelander #The Boys #my art #for the record - I hated the 'You could have broken out of here any time you wanted' line #not because I thought it was poorly written #but because I found it painfully accurate #'If it was so bad why didn't you just leave. If you hated it so much why didn't you just tell me to stop.'#rot in peace Babs. I'm glad you didn't get any Fudgie

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happycapster · 1 year

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*stumbles in after not being here for almost a year*

Where am I wha happ'n....

#thoughts #feels #i swear one day i'll remeber about good ole tumblr #just gonna flounder around like a sleepy beepy #missle is eepy #also ignore that i literally posted in july #time is broken

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coffeeinacoldhell · 1 year

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It's Sunday night, right? It's got Friday night vibes, though, for entirely no discernible reason (other than "There ought to be 2 more days before I go back to work").

But yeah, SUNDAY.

#it's rude frankly #time is broken

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vaguely-concerned · 3 months

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are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid

#that's the hottest thing I've ever heard I feel nuts #what an absolute chad alistair continues to be tbh there may be a day when men fail but it will not be when he's here #like I'm very sorry to the blond chantry boy repeat crowd but cullen could & would NEVER!!! they are NOT the same!!!!#dragon age #dragon age origins #alistair theirin #alistair x warden #can u imagine what it must be like to be irving standing there watching this happen. you're free and your kid is dead. congrats #tried to free her from the circle and she's the sacrificial lamb that bought the circle's freedom instead. fuck dude #it does make for a very sad kind of symmetry that every time irving tries to get clever with it he triggers a monkey's paw situation fhdskj #I am replaying the game with my new canon (mistress amell + king alistair to save him from the da:i fade choice lol)#and in doing research I found out about this and had my world rocked. I've never had my warden die before so this is new to me #(my warden isn't dying in this canon to be clear she's going to be the reason no one would dare assassinate king alistair lol #nightmare bae eminance gris behind the throne/loving and supportive partner with a fade connection and a vengeful side #she's going to be like sam vimes tiredly fending off assassins as the watch books go on except she murders a lot more people back)#the way his voice breaks in the version where they were broken up tho... sick and twisted and mean to me specifically

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bubblybloob · 3 months

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I find it very funny that supposedly every time our voices bicker and argue, the princess is just left there, totally unaware.

She seemingly acknowledges this too! After a while of back and forth in our mind, she’ll pipe up because she’s noticed we’ve gotten lost in our thoughts. She must think we have trouble with zoning out. She’s not necessarily wrong, I guess.

#slay the princess #stp the hero #stp the princess #stp the voices #stp the narrator #art #my art #shitpost #Edit: forgot these two warnings #tw suggestive #tw sui joke #I actually did the more widely used design for Quiet #couldn’t tell you why I did it this time #I actually quite enjoy drawing him like this #I kind of want to draw him like this more #also it goes from the left reading down #to the narrator in the center #to the right reading down #and Cold Hero and Broken can be read however

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heybiji · 5 months

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#dnd art #dnd character #ocs #dungeons and dragons #drow #elf #dandelion treehollow #status: currently fatally cursed #and worried about how his friends will fare without him #he's the face! he's good with words! he can look like anyone with his magic and can get them out of trouble!#also he's willing to do shadier stuff to do it!#if he dies will they be okay?? HOW WILL HE KNOW???#(i think he'll be alright but who knows)#his arm is ROTTING!!!#time to summon his evil book back that he's pretty sure has a connection his evil mom but you know what #desperate times #as far as he's concerned his mom wouldn't let him die... right?#also lowkey stressed about this fatal curse being broken but uhhhh.... maybe a different curse he has also being broken which.... uuuhhhhh.#UUUHHHHHHH....#anyway we play this weekend i'll keep yall posted #pray for dandelion #ravelers #PRAY FOR DANDELION!!!#also what a humiliating way to die. punched by a mummy.#actually with his mommy problems this new mummy problem is kinda funny i take it back

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spearxwind · 1 month

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🌊 OCEAN JOYRIDE ✈

Group picture of almost all of the dragons from Broken Horizon! I tried a bunch of different style things for this it was so fun to draw that it took legit willpower to put it down as done x)

Bonus closeups bc i lovingly drew all of my guys: