oscar is just so good at visualisation he was already imagining how he would be racing out the pit and then slammed on the gas instead of the brake 😔 king of manifestation etc etc
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ASDLFKJASDLFJ NOT 악어 SAYING "ok let's make our goal to find an accessory for today" AND IMMEDIATELY GETTING JUMPSCARED BY A SHIPWRECK WITH A PELICAN FLOATIE
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i just made the most successful family breakfast ive ever managed and it was . grilled cheese cut into triangles with shakshuka on the side . adulthood rules
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local transmasc idiot dysphoric over own mustache hair
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not being funny but it’s september. why is the uk suddenly having a heatwave i hate it
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Shout out to my first time playing dnd and my dm.
It was two years ago at summer camp. There I made the greatest character of my career, Captain Tortimer McFungus.
He was a Tortle Rogue with a Pirate background who after decades of swashbuckling developed a crippling gambling addiction and gambled away the majority of his booty, leading his husband to leave him and take the ship. He was adventuring to prove to his husband that he was worthy of his love.
My swashbuckling tortle, expert in the seas. My dm helped me make him because it was my first time, and then when we started he looked at me and went:
"I probably should have told you the setting of the campaign..."
Then he threw us in a fucking desert.
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^ terrible unromanceable npc that is either "i have no romantic feelings for you" or "i love you, i will always love you. you are the only one for me, you are the most important thing to me, you are my everything."
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So I just watched The Fallout.
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