#Tank! THE BEST!

[allicaj]

Today came this CD. I really like it. Every track has a tiny description and the cover of the release.

[capricornsims]

Jenny and Lyla are best friends no matter what kind of feud is happening between their husbands. Either way, they get together and plan to raise their babies to be best friends like they are. Lyla spends most of her time at the Smith house, and PT9 is more than happy to cook for all of them.

Also, this is part 2 of my last post.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 296

Through a series of miscommunication, the League is now under the impression that Batman, strange cryptid that he is, may or may not have given birth to the other vigilantes running around in Gotham. This was not helped by Bruce referring to all of his children, no matter how big they get, as his babies. Nor was it helped by Red Robin, in the middle of a narcolepsy-fueled imminent crash, mentioned how he had no mother. 

It also doesn’t help that no one is aware that they are in fact completely normal people, and not aspects of Gotham itself brought to life. Though really that’s on the bats themselves, because at this point they should at least count as undead. 

[tryinginvaintobreathethefire]

Really respect the rolling stones readers in 1986 who voted for Bruce Springsteen both for sexiest male rock star and worst dressed male rock star. Like that man is hot but, my god, he cannot dress himself.

Rolling stones readers really said he can get it but what he should get is a stylist.

[kindagar]

been to so many aquariums lately, two exhibits at the Georgia aquarium in Atlanta

[pansyfemme]

new pants

[sheawritesstuff]

Sam / Darlin Headcanons

[In no particular order]

✩ Sam has stretch marks on his hips and across his back from growing so fast after leaving Mont Blanc

✩ Darlin has a high pain tolerance so they literally don’t realize when they’re seriously injured sometimes

✩ Sam has a lot of faded scars on his hands

✩ Sam is the oldest brother, Darlin is a middle child - they both had to leave their younger siblings behind and still feel bad about it

✩ The younger pack members think Sam is the absolute coolest even though they don’t get to see him very often

✩ Sam still has David’s name saved as Mr. Shaw in his phone

✩ Since Sam convinced Darlin to start eating actual food they are BUILT - their muscles aren’t super lean and defined anymore, but they’re noticeably stronger

✩ Occasionally when they’re stressed Darlin will shift and lay directly on top of Sam like a wolf-shaped weighted blanket

✩ Sam hates the question “are you a tea or coffee person?” because people rarely accept his answer of “both”

✩ Darlin was very uneasy about any kind of physical touch after Quinn, especially skin-to-skin, so they almost exclusively wore clothes that covered their entire body for about a year - they feel safe enough to wear tank tops and shorts now

✩ Darlin likes holding both sides of Sam’s face when they kiss

✩ Sam pretends to be more oblivious to modern media than he really is 

✩ Before turning, Sam needed glasses - for a while afterwards he would still wear them out of habit

✩When shifted, Darlin is one of the biggest wolves in the pack

✩ When he was younger, Sam used to fight in shady arenas for some quick cash

✩ Darlin knows how to play bass

✩ Sam shaved his head after leaving Mont Blanc and after turning as his way of “starting his new life” - he keeps it fairly long now but makes an effort to keep it trimmed and maintained

✩ Darlin has convinced Sam to paint his nails with them at least once

✩ Sam looks like his dad but he has his mom’s eyes and her smile

✩ Sam dances like a tipsy suburban dad at a backyard barbecue

✩ Darlin has a habit of glaring like they’re about to murder the next person who enters their line of sight when they’re actually just thinking about what they want for dinner

✩ Sam was raised on a ranch so he knows how to ride horses, herd cattle, etc.

[iwillwringyourneck]

[pamouche]

first’s characters in ✨tank top✨

[prince-liest]

Vox Jr. is settling in very well and he is SO photogenic!

[spicyraeman]

woe vir/lae smut sketch be upon ye [full ver. here (explicit)]

[lem0nicle]

I'm an expert, I'm the one

The one who was right all along

Better to be laughed at than wrong

I'm an expert in my field

Ufology Beastology, yes, it's all real

there are many mistakes but i enjoyed it!

also this is a second attempt… i thought it would look cool, but idk😅

[sorrelpaws]

this pile of snot sure is codependent

[kr1osz]

I swear if Tank isn't best man (gender neutral) or someshit at this wedding I'mma implode

[r2y9s]

[Disco Elysium]

The lieutenant gives you a quick smile before turning away. He's incapable of blushing, but if he weren't -- he'd blush.

part 1

[somethingintheforest]

Get yourself a man who doesn't understand high five etiquette, puts his feet on train seats and uses Thomas the Tank Engine plasters