#The Briar Patch

[plenty-o-sunshine-stims]

🎶🐰Splash Mountain: Home Sweet Home🐰🎶

It’s the truth, it’s actual! This is my favorite scene in the whole ride. It’s why Mr. Bluebird is my favorite character.

[lornrocks]

[softsoftmoonwitch]

[laurenovercalifornia]

[pink-evilette]

[thaumantic]

i think my parrot is trying to feed me???

Sometimes he'll stop eating and walk over, drop some food item on my desk or computer in front of me, and will continue moving it around in front of me.

like. thank you for the unsalted peanut, bro.. Yes I see you cracked it open for me... no i do no t want to eat it . no not even if you put it on my computer .

[the-garden-in-the-briar-patch]

I highly recommend letting your friends name your plants at 3 in the morning. It's fun, and then you get a bunch of strawberries named for various Knights of Camelot and you also get to inflict psychic damage by saying things like "Lancelot is in flower" and "Mordred lies rotting on the ground".

[claw]

i operate on a level of schizotism autistiphrenia that hasnt been observed since early philosophers and those ostracized from ancient societies

[britishassistant]

So I read the part about all the lieutenants arguing over kidnapping Yuu that ended with Yuu waking up and saying whoever had breakfast could before going back to sleep. Did Lilia just beat everyone else up with extra vigor at that point because he was excited to have Yuu try their cooking?

Also, I can imagine one of the more dangerous crimes Diasomnia pulled off was completely by accident. Lilia was determined to do the cooking for a public event, and caused everyone who attended food poisoning. This included the heroes that all decided to attend, except the Champion who fasts all the time. More people got away with crimes in the following days than usual while the heroes were recovering. XD

Lilia did, in fact, gain a gleam in his eye at those words, bodily bundle Yuu up like a burrito, and escaped across the city before anyone could stop him.

Rook tried his best, but unfortunately, Batman is one of the few beings too fast for him to stop.

And yes, the vast majority of Diasomnia’s crimes usually stem from Malleus wanting to impress Yuu, Silver falling asleep somewhere he shouldn’t, Sebek deciding more people need to know about how magificent Tsunotaro is, or Lilia wanting to provide food.

The less said about the incident with the soup kitchen, the better.

Briar Patch has become a famously picky eater for this very reason, and often teams up with the Champion against these formidable foes.

[vimbry]

every so often I remember the fact that I read somewhere that people working for tmbg are known to check social media tags on occasion and my life flashes before my eyes

[annemaynova]

the adam wedding involved alot of pining

[teaandinanity]

cannot decide if I love or hate when a quick AO3 search turns up no results for A Notion

like

on one hand: it's free real estate!

on the other hand: I gotta cook the food myself.

[fishcakers]

I am sorry to say this but I hope the one who got hurt is Twilight. I mean not major injury (that'll make me really sad) to make the angst.

When Twilight wavers to shot Yuri is a character development is chef's kiss. If he was Twilight in chapter one, Yuri is already dead.

[pink-evilette]

[thaumantic]

might sound odd but i genuinely enjoy writing characters as unknowing-but-supportive when it comes to some characters and LGBT or mental health topics. As good as blind support is, and I'm never against fics or writings or art or ANYTHING That has it instead, but to me and my own experiences and works, it's not realistic, especially not w some specific characters, and it kind of reassures me and prepares me for future encounters.

[rockybloo]

I need Hazel and Kettle to be more insane

*drops their ages from 15 to 13*

Aight-new challenge for the other Beanstalked characters: SURVIVE