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#The Courting by the Pureblood Who Only Has Five Milligrams of Romantic Intelligence and Thinks He’s Real Smooth
xxphenomeniall · 1 year
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The one downside of falling in love with Potter was that Draco had to face the woman who had successfully killed Aunt Bella. In Draco’s opinion that was scarier than killing the Dark Lord, since Molly Weasley didn’t use fucking Expelliarmus.
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getawayfox · 2 years
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“We got one, boys,” the portrait someone thought was important enough to paint said.
“One what?” another portrait asked.
“A suitor,” the first one replied. “Waiting for his Auror lover so they can sneak away and…” he paused.
“Pork?” a third portrait piped up helpfully.
“Yes! That’s the word!”
“Excuse you!” Draco said, indignant. “I am not here to do porking of any kind, except emotionally! I am courting my beloved properly, which means no—touching of that sort until he accepts me as a partner!”
All the portraits booed at him.
The Courting by the Pureblood Who Only Has Five Milligrams of Romantic Intelligence and Thinks He’s Real Smooth by Cibee (Drarry, T, 20k)
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sitp-recs · 4 months
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Drarry fics where Draco is absolutely whipped for Harry? Especially love when everyone seems to know it except for Harry. Thanks! :)
Hi there! It’s hard to see Draco let Harry do whatever he pleases even when he’s pining ahaha but I do have a few suggestions. Would highly recommend eidheann and lettered as authors who usually write fics with a hopelessly in love Draco:
The Courting by the Pureblood Who Only Has Five Milligrams of Romantic Intelligence and Thinks He’s Real Smooth by hiimcibee (T, 19k)
Draco could grab Potter and shove him into a stall before proceeding to suck his soul out of his dick, but secretly, deep down, in the part of Draco that he will never admit to anyone, he is (everyone pauses to shudder) a romantic. Potter is not someone Draco wants a one-off with. Potter is — Draco’s beloved!
And Back Again (Where You Belong) by eidheann (E, 16k)
He thought back on their previous handshakes, and smiled faintly at the fact they always seemed to mean so much more to him than they did to Potter.
Whoo Knew? by oceaxe (E, 18k)
Despite having had a crush on his Auror partner for years, Draco's been biding his time and waiting for the perfect opportunity to make his case. But when Harry subscribes to a new wizarding personals service, Draco gets a wake-up call.
Five Weddings and a Potions Accident by lauren3210 (E, 19k)
In which Harry thinks he’s a playboy, everyone else knows better, and Hermione will kill Seamus if Ron tries to collect on that bet.
Nothing But You On My Mind by Moonflower_Rose (M, 21k)
Potter has been in Australia on an internship for almost a year, and Draco cannot wait for him to get back home. They'll finally have a chance to talk about their feelings for each other. What could possibly go wrong? Loads, as it turns out.
The Green Vial by eidheann (E, 31k)
After months of seeing Harry Potter walk into his Apothecary disappointed and hopeless, Draco offers to carry the baby that Harry can't. Now he's just got to hide the fact that he's been half in love with Harry for years.
dirtynumbangelboy by magpie_fngrl (E, 39k)
After Harry’s unfortunate encounter with his ex, Draco Malfoy makes him a proposition. Draco wants his parents to stop matchmaking him and Harry wants to make his ex jealous. All they need to do is simply pretend they’re in love. Problem is… Draco already is.
Another Heart Whispers Back by slytherco (E, 53k)
At twenty-five, Harry Potter is still a virgin and sorely lacking in options to change that state anytime soon. To help him find a plus one for Ron and Hermione’s wedding, and maybe kill two birds with one stone, Harry’s friends set him up on a series of blind dates. The only problem is, there’s something not quite right with each of their candidates.
Harry Potter Gives a Shit by talithan (E, 58k)
“Where are you headed?” “No place special,” Draco fumbled, and flushed further. But then: “I can change that,” said Harry Potter.
Finely Drawn Lines by The_Sinking_Ship (E, 61k)
Draco doesn’t consider himself an artist (though the dozens of sketchbooks lining his shelves might suggest differently). Yet ever since Potter returned to Hogwarts, accepting a teaching position alongside Draco, his drawings have taken on a rather singular focus.
Soup-pocalypse and The Great Curry Cataclysm by SquadOfCats (E, 104k)
Eleven years after the war, Draco Malfoy leads a quiet, boring, and perfectly respectable life, thanks very much. Or, at least he does, until a sudden and very unexpected veela awakening causes him to throw soup all over Harry Potter in the middle of the Ministry cafeteria.
By the Grace by lettered (T, 140k)
Harry is an Auror instructor. Malfoy wants to be an Auror.
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mxlfoydraco · 2 years
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What are the sweetest, most fluffy, most tender fic recs you have? Hurt/comfort préférable but anything works
I'm a major angst reader so our definitions of fluff may vary! I'm adding on to these lists: Fluff & Hogwarts Era Fluff
Save My Wonders by @unmistakablyoatmeal(21k)
Immediately chocolate assaulted Draco’s senses. Warm melted chocolate mixed with his mother’s roses and… something else. Something new. Freshly scrubbed skin and maybe a faint sheen of sweat. It was so familiar… And it only intensified when Potter came up behind him.
Two of Us by @sorrybutblog (5k)
The gang goes to a gay bar. Or: five times Harry accidentally pretended to be Draco’s boyfriend and one time Draco told him to put out or shut up.
All Things Go by @sorrybutblog (32k)
Draco’s back at Hogwarts by court order. Harry’s back for no particular reason at all. Some things change, some stay the same. Neither expects to spend eighth-year living in close quarters, playing rugby (poorly), staying up late, sneaking around, and finally figuring it all out.
Quick as a Flash of Lightning, Unhurried as Eternity by @onbeinganangel (10k)
Can you fall in love with someone by simply watching them fiercely love another version of yourself?
Knead by @jovialobservationanchor (83k)
This is not a story about Harry renovating Grimmauld Place. This is a story about coffee shops and brewpubs, about Ginny and Luna on a farm with creatures, about magical Oregon, coastal road trips, flying, friendship, and Draco Malfoy's lean arms.
the treehouse near primrose downs by @softlystarstruck (14k)
Draco and Harry have been roommates for years, so buying a magical house in the countryside shouldn’t be a big difference. But in between fresh loaves of bread and beds of wildflowers, things start to fall into place.
you bring me home by @softlystarstruck (35k)
Harry is happy. He has his cat cafe and his hobbies. He has his friends, and Dolly Parton, and a shirt with a cowboy frog on it. It’s all a man needs, really. He doesn’t need to obsess over a magic-less, anxious Draco Malfoy coming into his cafe after disappearing from the wizarding world years ago. He doesn’t. Not even if the cats like Malfoy. Not even if Malfoy is soft, and funny, and a little bit neurotic. No matter how much he wants to obsess.
With Great Yawns and Stretchings by @sugar-screw (22k)
The coffee is very good. Really. And the cats are so cute. That's why Harry goes so often.
I Think I Want to Marry You by @phdmama (6k)
5 times Harry Potter asks Draco Malfoy to marry him and Draco doesn't answer. And then the one time he does.
Meddling, Menswear, and Magic by @writcraft (18k)
Draco Malfoy is working in a job he hates and avoiding the magical world entirely, but he really is fine. When a bequest from Severus Snape brings Draco back to a much-changed magical world, he must find his place within it and navigate his growing attraction to Harry Potter in the process.
Constellations on your skin by @orange-peony (56k)
“I’m going to get my scars removed,” Draco announces on a rainy Wednesday afternoon. “Who are you seeing?” Blaise asks. “The best Healer out there,” Draco replies with a little shrug. “Harry Potter.”
Sweeten to Taste by @saintgarbanzo (51k)
It starts with Draco's buckwheat crepes with honeyed oranges. Or maybe it starts with his porridge with toasted walnuts and homemade apple butter. Or perhaps it starts with the cinnamon buns Draco made from scratch with mascarpone icing. Harry just knows he's hungry for more.
The Little Marauders Nursery and Day Care by @digthewriter (9k)
Harry Potter is the proud owner of The Little Marauders Nursery and Day Care and his favourite student is Scorpius Malfoy. Scorpius’s dad might be okay, too.
Sourdough by @academicdisasterfic (17k)
Draco writes romance novels and doesn't leave his apartment much. Harry bakes bread and sells it to Draco. Draco is quite weird. Harry might like that.
The Courting by the Pureblood Who Only Has Five Milligrams of Romantic Intelligence and Thinks He’s Real Smooth by @cibeewastaken (19k)
Draco could grab Potter and shove him into a stall before proceeding to suck his soul out of his dick, but secretly, deep down, in the part of Draco that he will never admit to anyone, he is (everyone pauses to shudder) a romantic. Potter is not someone Draco wants a one-off with. Potter is — Draco’s beloved! So Draco decides to boldly go where no one has gone before: to put himself through scrutiny; their friends’ teasing and pranks; unsound romantic advice from a house-elf; wearing pretty clothes; all to try and win Potter’s heart through courtship. (An unnamed ginger bastard can be heard yelling from afar: “This is actually a detailed guide on how not to court someone!”) But who cares about the opinions of redheads? Literally no one.
Nice Things by aideomai (22k)
The first thing that happened was Theodore Nott came back from France.
Thermodynamic Equilibrium by @dorthyanndrarry (5k)
Harry's far too hot. Draco's always cold. And somehow against all odds, together they create a perfect equilibrium.
Stay (With Me) by @dorthyanndrarry (6k)
Harry and Draco have been seeing each other casually, whenever they bumped into one another at Galas and Balls and other social events, always keeping one another at a careful distance. But one step forward seems to remove all space between them, sending them crashing together with an almost inevitable gravity.
If It Takes All Night by @tackytigerfic (10k)
It's not the first time Harry's been the victim of a botched curse (that's one of the reasons he doesn't like crowds), but he feels bad that Malfoy had to get caught up in it too. So they're bonded. That's ok, they just have to make sure to be touching at all time. No problem. Because Malfoy smells so nice, and has such lovely shiny hair, and his skin is so very warm. But this isn't going to be a problem for their friendship at all. Is it, Harry?
Espresso Patronum by @tasteofshapes (15k)
When Draco reappears five years after the war and opens a wildly popular coffee shop, Harry’s pretty sure that Draco’s Up to Something. He just has to prove it.
The Charm Conundrum by dysonrules (8k)
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter.
Little Deaths and How to Avoid Them (or Draco Malfoy's Guide to Stop Dying and Start Living Instead) by @greaseonmymouth (96k)
Malfoy is way too interested in coroner reports for somebody who's definitely not looking for ways to die, Harry wants to be friends with him, and Ginny wants to break up with Harry. Features: Little League Quidditch, an abundance of bath bombs, happy endings, and gay robots in space.
Harry Potter’s biggest fan by @gnarf (9k)
Ever since Scorpius heard about Harry Potter for the first time from one of his friends, one could say that he was his biggest fan. So naturally, it would be the thing he needs to talk about while visiting his grandparents for Sunday dinner. Draco’s father could not hold back the comments on why he had to go through this again, and Scorpius understood just enough to know that his father actually knew Harry Potter in person. That’s when the pestering started. Not much later and Draco found himself face to face with Potter, all thanks to his son.
Sunseeker by @shiftylinguini (15k)
Harry is a struggling writer. Namely, he is struggling with: writing his next book, dealing with his agent, finding a decent tea strainer, fielding his friend's concern over the aforementioned book, and figuring out who the cat loitering in his garden belongs to. He also has a slight liking-Malfoy problem. Okay, he has a massive liking-Malfoy problem.
All Roads Lead Home by dracogotgame (14k)
Draco is strong-armed into spending the first Christmas after the War with the Weasleys. And Harry Potter.
Draco Malfoy Absolutely Does Not Need to Be Loved by Harry Bloody Potter by @nv-md (18k)
It’s not easy to be bonded to your childhood rival, turned fuckbuddy, who you also have extremely uncomfortable but repressed feelings for—just ask Draco Malfoy.
Nyctophilia by prolonged_autumn (107k)
Everyone's back for 8th year, and Harry and his friends seem determined to spend their last year in school running around at night, hyped up on coffee and alcohol and Honeydukes candy, doing all the childish things they didn't have the chance to do before. Draco watches as he's always watched: from afar, quiet and bitter and hopelessly in love. That is, until Pansy decides she's had quite enough of it.
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drarryspecificrecs · 2 years
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Most popular (non-explicit) fics in 2020s
✔ subjectively sorted by Hits || alphabetically listed || as of 2023.07 ✔ most popular fics : non-explicit in 2010s | of other years ✔ sources : AO3 (rating Teen or General)
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2022
Chronological Displacement by @bookinit02 [T, 89k]
Heal Thyself by @astolat [T, 46k]
Lovesick by @corvuscrowned [T, 7k]
Meeting By Starlight by Lomonaaeren [T, 5k]
No Questions Asked by @redthoughtsblog [T, 48k]
red and green are complimentary colours by Scarlet_Moons [T, 88k]
Second Chances by CrazyCatLady (Scribblesnpaws) [T, 118k]
The Silence of Your Love by malfoypolix [T, 76k]
Two Shadows in the Night by @ubi-goes-uwu [T, 81k]
The White Pawn by @soupy-george [T, 80k]
2021
Amicus Curiae by @sunryder [50k]
A Better Home by @ridleytheknight​ [33k]
By the Grace by @letteredlettered [139k]
Finding Sophrosyne by @mlfoyskhione [136k]
The Importance of Being Draco Malfoy by @upon-poppyhills [66k]
The Liars Department by @dorthyanndrarry [103k]
Silence of the Stag by Sweet_Wing_Queen101 [21k]
Under Dragon Wings by @bafflinghaze​ [182k]
Way Down We Go by @xiaq [109k]
Who We Were, Who We Are by @shelvesuponshelves [66k]
2020
The Courting by the Pureblood Who Only Has Five Milligrams of Romantic Intelligence and Thinks He’s Real Smooth by @cibeewastaken​ [19k]
The Mirror of Ecidyrue by starbrigid [ series ]
Evitative by @k-vichan [222k]
I'm So Tired by andrewminyardenthusiast & @brekkerenthusiast [84k]
In Another Life (I Would Make You Stay) by aboutmalfoy [112k]
Never Grow A Wishbone by @shanastoryteller [123k]
Owl Was Well by @fencer-x​ [66k]
Vortex by @xanthippe74​ [20k]
The Wand That Chose Two Wizards by @talkingtravesties [116k]
What's Left Behind by ElvaDeath [74k]
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stavromulabetaaa · 1 year
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Hello! 3, 4 and 17 please for the ask game🥰
thank you for the ask my friend 😌 i hope you are having the loveliest birthday ❤️❤️❤️
3. 😂 A fic that made you laugh out loud
The Courting by the Pureblood Who Only Has Five Milligrams of Romantic Intelligence and Thinks He’s Real Smooth by @cibeewastaken is absolutely hilarious. draco is trying so hard in this fic and i love it so much!
4. 👀 A fic that you love a normal amount
okay the obvious choice is Grounds for Divorce by Tepre. i reread that fic at least once a year and want the entire thing tattooed on my body. it's forever my all-time fave and i never shut up about it. BUT another one that makes me go absolutely feral is Licurici by @lou-isfake. i was a complete disaster when i was following it as a WIP. walking into walls and daydreaming about it constantly. it was very embarrassing and i can confirm that rereading it 2 more times leaves me in the exact same state. it is the most perfect poly fic to ever exist.
17. ✨ A fic you wish you could read again for the first time
any fic by aideomai, but if i had to choose one it would be Nice Things. that fic is my go-to comfort fic when i'm having a rough day, and sometimes i just play the scenes through my head when i can't sleep. it never stops being special to me, but i definitely wouldn't say no to erasing it from my memory for the sole purpose of experiencing the feels for the first time again.
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thedrarrylibrarian · 3 years
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Do you have any Oblivious!Harry? I love that trope.
Your holds have arrived!
I also love this trope! It's so fun! Here are several fics that should hit the spot for you!
Oblivious Harry
Mistletoe & Misunderstandings by @floydig (315 words, rated T)
In which Draco wants to propose and Harry misunderstands a conversation.
Something to Know About by Moonlitdark (1,223 words, rated T)
Potter was a ridiculously foolish (not to mention unobservant) person. Draco could put up with that. Most of the time.
The seven stages of alcohol intoxication by @sassy-sassy3 (2,714 words, rated T)
After a challenging day at work, with a big presentation the next day, Harry wasn't quite in the mood to celebrate Seamus' birthday. But, what's the harm in just one drink?
Pensées d'Attirance by @orpheous87 (2,256 words, rated G)
Draco is working in his mother's flower shop when Harry wanders in searching for a plant for his office.
To Catch a Dream by @huldrejenta (5,695 words, rated M)
Potter wants to keep things casual. Draco catches feelings. Damn it.
Harry Potter and the Mysterious Snowy Owl Affair by @ladderofyears (8,681 words, rated T)
Harry's happy existence is thrown into disarray when a small snowy owl starts dropping tip-offs about magical creature crimes to Grimmauld Place. Harry isn't sure what to think. Is his benefactor a friend or foe? Why are they making such stringent efforts to conceal their identity? Draco doesn't seem concerned, but Harry can't help but feel intrigued by the mystery. Who is the wizard behind the owl?
Silverpoint by @tackytigerfic (8,836 words, rated E)
"It's ok to love him, you reason with yourself - he doesn't have to know. No one ever has to know."
Prats, Parcels, and Parseltongue by @bisexualronaldweasley (10,196 words, rated T)
Harry is the Muggle world's first snake-only veterinarian. Life is good, and calm, for once. Until Draco Malfoy shows up with a snake. And then another. And then he won't stop coming in.
The Courting by the Pureblood Who Only Has Five Milligrams of Romantic Intelligence and Thinks He’s Real Smooth by @cibeewastaken (19,522 words, rated T)
Draco decides to boldly go where no one has gone before: to put himself through scrutiny; their friends’ teasing and pranks; unsound romantic advice from a house-elf; wearing pretty clothes; all to try and win Potter’s heart through courtship.
+ Bonus Oblivious Draco
Quiet (Except With You) by @undercoverwarlock (8,502 words, rated T)
He never could get a good night’s sleep. Before the war, it was a constant gamble of whether or not his dreams would be his own, or if what he saw would be real. During, well. After, the nightmares haunted him, ghosts he couldn’t escape. He thought coming back to Hogwarts might help, a return to normalcy, but if anything, the thought only reminded him of everything he had lost.
❤️ As always, if you find a fic you enjoy, please remember to leave the author a kudos or a comment! ❤️
Lots of Love and Happy Reading!
P.S. You can find these fics and the other lists been recommended in my AO3 Sub-collections!
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drarryruinedme7 · 3 years
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For the fic rec thingie: "Safe As Houses" by xanthippe74 (24k) and "The Courting by the Pureblood Who Only Has Five Milligrams of Romantic Intelligence and Thinks He’s Real Smooth" by Cibee (19k) - I hope maybe they can help you get out of your reading block <3 Have a nice day! <333
hi lovely!!!
yes, of course I've read The Courting by the Pureblood Who Only Has Five Milligrams of Romantic Intelligence and Thinks He’s Real Smooth and I loved it because @cibeewastaken is just about a genius ❤️
I totally MFL Safe As Houses since @xanthippe74 is an absolute treasure of a writer, and can't wait to read it!
Thanks for the recs darling
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The Courting by the Pureblood Who Only Has Five Milligrams of Romantic Intelligence and Thinks He’s Real Smooth by Cibee (westerncibee)
Platform : AO3
Tags : Friends to Lovers, Auror Harry Potter, Ministry of Magic Employee Draco Malfoy, Fluff, Humor, Courting Rituals, Misunderstandings, Getting Together, Humor, Pining, Draco is trying very hard but he’s also romantically stupid, Harry is very confused, asking parents for blessing, asking friends for blessing, Banter, etc.
( Rated T, 19,522 words, multichapter, completed )
Draco could grab Potter and shove him into a stall before proceeding to suck his soul out of his dick, but secretly, deep down, in the part of Draco that he will never admit to anyone, he is (everyone pauses to shudder) a romantic. Potter is not someone Draco wants a one-off with. Potter is — Draco’s beloved!
So Draco decides to boldly go where no one has gone before: to put himself through scrutiny; their friends’ teasing and pranks; unsound romantic advice from a house-elf; wearing pretty clothes; all to try and win Potter’s heart through courtship.
(An unnamed ginger bastard can be heard yelling from afar: “This is actually a detailed guide on how not to court someone!”)
But who cares about the opinions of redheads? Literally no one.
this so entertaining and funny and very, very interesting both of them are idiots and i hate to spoil but i just love the part where Draco proved himself to Harry’s friends and family, i was wheezing on that part .
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drarrymybeloved · 4 years
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for the romance
i’ve been toying with the idea of sharing a few fics i've read for easy access to my faves + author appreciation, and i finally decided to just get off my ass and do it!
this is, in no way, a comprehensive list (it is also very subjective-not a rec list although you're welcome to use it as one!) & i’m sure i’ll be making a part 2 to this at some point in the future. also, these are my interpretations of the fics, so maybe for u it's not the romance that pops out in these & that's okay!
as the title suggests, these are fics i read for the romance <3
1. Turn by Saras_Girl
you knew this would make it onto the list. of course it would. i think we’ve all wondered at some point or the other what would happen if we had done that one thing differently & Saras_Girl explores this concept of actions and their consequences so intricately, i could lose myself in it (and i have. multiple times) the characterisations too are original yet spot on- blaise was such an ebullient surprise! i thought about putting it on my 'for the plot' list too for sheer length + fleshed out plot, but at the end of the day, i come back to this when i want to read a soft familiar romance
2. The Courting by the Pureblood Who Only Has Five Milligrams of Romantic Intelligence and Thinks He’s Real Smooth by @cibeewastaken
read this fairly recently and what a treat!! two idiots pining after each other, a relationship-but-not-really, super earnest draco & a harry that is so completely gone on draco- what more could you want?
3. Little Deaths and How to Avoid Them (or Draco Malfoy’s Guide to Stop Dying and Start Living Instead) by dustmouth, nerakrose 
a soft & sweet fic i’ve revisited so many times. featuring harry working in an archive & draco researching death (ways people have died not the actual concept, it’ll make sense i swear) in said archive. i loved the exploration of draco’s anxiety & the way he deals with it & harry understanding his asexuality. also really appreciated the underlying emphasis on communication & consent between partners. 
4. The Kisses Don’t Count, If No One Else Knows by oldenuf2b
friends with benefits to fake lovers to actual lovers?? delicious smut streaked through with aching tenderness?? sign me tf up. featuring quidditch player draco, minister for magic harry, under secretary hermione & (scarily competent) head auror ron. this fic gave me everything i could ask for & then some more. 42k has never felt shorter.
5. Right Hand Red by @lqtraintracks
a classic drarry fic, this was one of the first i read and i was immediately enamoured. the slow build up of tension between draco & harry eventually reaching a fever pitch- not quite a slow burn but the effect is the same- keeps you on the edge of your seat, just waiting for the collision you know is coming. the balance of fluff & angst is ideal, with the angst leaving you yearning for the sweet ending more than aching through the angsty bits, if that makes sense.
6. A Song, Incomplete by RurouniHime
this is a fic with layers to it- it features middle aged draco & harry and is essentially placed in present time. it’s left to the reader to pick up on the information given by the author & piece together the backstory of the characters post-war, something i thoroughly enjoyed. the relationship between draco & harry before the events of this fic is hinted at so you know the basic outline of what happened but it’s not so thoroughly fleshed out that there’s no room for subjectivity (again, something i love). the characterisations are so rich, albus especially was so interesting to me, both as a character & the nature of the relationship he shared with his father. the balance between plot and romance is fairly even, but the slow build is just so intense & rife with emotions, it really feels as if the plot is background for draco & harry’s relationship. this is an achingly sweet fic as opposed to a feel-good fic, but definitely one i've revisited many times.
7. Good to Me (And I’d Be So Good To You) by AWickedMemory (TeddyLaCroix)
such a sweet 8th year fic with harry determined to make friends with a subdued draco & then falling for him along the way. i love how well both boys know each others tells & draco’s reluctant acceptance of harry’s attempts at friendship is so endearing. special mention to an apparently oblivious hermione who was (in true hermione fashion) not oblivious for a second & was in fact the reason harry confessed his feelings for draco. definitely a fic that’ll make you smile!
8. if you've changed your mind by warmfoothills
mamma mia au!! need i say more? though i suppose it's not so much an au as it is draco just going full donna-from-mamma-mia post-war. complete with an island, a son, and an embarrassing diary found by said son. 
9. Way Down We Go by @xiaq
(this is going to go on my 'for the plot' fic list too because Reasons) this has all of my favourite tropes oh my god. i love xiaq's take on werewolf!harry; it's so refreshing to see were!harry that isn't like, a big dramatic thing. less beast of the night, more cuddly silly large dog. on that note, draco figuring out that harry is a werewolf in like, 1 second, is so spot on lmaoo. the slow burn is so good (so much domesticity!! so! much! also hurt/comfort). it has a dash of angst which is balanced out so well by the fluff. i've read it recently so i'm waiting for it to settle into my memory a bit (do y'all do that? is it just me??) but this is definitely a fic to revisit.
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cibeewastaken · 4 years
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Title: The Courting by the Pureblood Who Only Has Five Milligrams of Romantic Intelligence and Thinks He’s Real Smooth
Author: Cibee
Word count: 19k
Tags: Friends to Lovers, Auror Harry Potter, Ministry of Magic Employee Draco Malfoy, Fluff, Humor, Courting Rituals, Misunderstandings, Getting Together, Draco is trying very hard but he's also romantically stupid, Harry is very confused, asking parents for blessing, asking friends for blessing
Summary: Draco could grab Potter and shove him into a stall before proceeding to suck his soul out of his dick, but secretly, deep down, in the part of Draco that he will never admit to anyone, he is (everyone pauses to shudder) a romantic. Potter is not someone Draco wants a one-off with. Potter is — Draco’s beloved!
So Draco decides to boldly go where no one has gone before: to put himself through scrutiny; their friends’ teasing and pranks; unsound romantic advice from a house-elf; wearing pretty clothes; all to try and win Potter’s heart through courtship.
(An unnamed ginger bastard can be heard yelling from afar: “This is actually a detailed guide on how not to court someone!”)
But who cares about the opinions of redheads? Literally no one.
A/N: this is a gift for @serpent-under-the-flower for being a lovely person in the fandom! and again, thank you to the @hd-wireless mods for being so helpful! And huge thank you to @pineau-noir​ for the beta and encouragement throughout all this!
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getawayfox · 9 months
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At the beginning of the year, I thought I'd make a couple of little rec posts with a quote from some of my favourite fics, you know, something easy. And easy it was: with so many gorgeous fics that are out there, it's been such an absolute joy to keep finding quotes to share that I ended up making one each week for the whole year. I got so many lovely messages and tags about them and I'm so happy that I helped people discover new things to read. So, here is a masterlist of all the 50 quotes that I shared this year. (There are actually 51. Idk how that happened. Let's pretend it's a nice round number, it looks better on the banner😂)
Thank you to everyone who liked, shared, commented, and showered our writers with love. I will be back next year with more!
Fire Meet Gasoline by lettersbyelise (Drarry, E, 63k)
if you've changed your mind by warmfoothills (Drarry, E, 20k)
the long ways by oknowkiss (Drarry, M, 10k)
Under Giant Mountains by wolfpants (Drarry, E, 34k)
You Know the Feeling by sorrybutblog (Drarry, M, 12k)
In The Company Of Serpents by corvuscrowned (Drarry, E, 25k)
Draco Malfoy Absolutely Does Not Need to Be Loved by Harry Bloody Potter by nv-md (Drarry, E, 18k)
Poppiholla by moonflower-rose (Drarry, M, 13k)
The Courting by the Pureblood Who Only Has Five Milligrams of Romantic Intelligence and Thinks He's Real Smooth by cibee (Drarry, T, 20k)
check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous by lqtraintracks (Drarry, E, 8k)
When It Returns by academicdisasterfic (Drarry, past Harry/Neville, M, 8k)
Nights With You by the-sinking-ship (Drarry, E, 58k)
Take These Lies by pennygalleon (Drarry, E, 20k)
Nightcall by wolfpants (Drarry, E, 1k)
find a new place to be from by oflights (Drarry, E, 48k)
Winner Takes It All by skeptiquewrites (Drarry, E, 41k)
Aere Perennius by onbeinganangel (Drarry, M, 25k)
Phoenix in the Fire by fw00shy (Drarry, E, 1,5k)
Of Mirrors, Myths and Men by the-starryknight (Drarry, E, 5,5k)
When Times are Dire by aibidil (Drarry, E, 130k)
Captivated by doubleappled (Drarry, E, 8k)
Countdown To a Life by tackytigerfic (Drarry, E, 3,5k)
I, Ferret by curiouslyfic (Drarry, T, 2k)
Hourglass Heart by bixgirl1 (Drarry, E, 5.2k)
When The Party's Over by sweet-s0rr0w (Drarry, E, 5.4k)
Like This and Like This (Dreams of Lace) by primavera-cerezos (Drarry, E, 6.6k)
Everybody Hates a Tourist by wolfpants (Drarry, E, 51k)
No Distance by skeptiquewrites (Drarry, E, 4.9k)
I Fall On Grass by tackytigerfic (Drarry, T, 3.1k)
Waking Up Slow by sweet-s0rr0w and ihopeyoubothstaysafefromharm (drarry, E, 22k)
Sun Stroke by peachpety (Drarry, E, 3.8k)
Together Like This by shealwaysreads (drarry, E, 3k)
A Saviour’s Guide to Manners and Decorum by wolfpants (Drarry, E, 13k)
The Four Ds of Apparition (or: Destination, Determination, Deliberation, and Dicks) by eidheann and firethesound (Drarry, E, 37k)
Shiny Things, Slightly Damaged by lqtraintracks (drarry, E, 5k)
In Which Harry is Magnetic North and Draco Is An Idiot by bryoneybrynn (drarry, T, 14k)
I only want the ones I envy (I envy) by porcelainheart3 (Drarry, E, 13.5k)
in between two tall mountains (there’s a place they call lonesome) by oknowkiss (drarry, E, 8k)
Boy Wonder by maesterchill (Draco/Ron/Harry, E, 6k)
Cool About It by oflights (Drarry, M, 16k)
Pissing for England by moonflower-rose (drarry, M, 2k)
Do I Make You Cringe? by graymatters (drarry, M, 5k)
takes one to know one by hogwartsfirebolt (Drarry, M, 3k)
Between the Power Lines by tackytigerfic (Drarry, 3k, M)
It's Me Or The Peacock by harrows (Drarry, T, 4.5k)
Waiting for that Feeling by sorrybutblog (Drarry, T, 4k)
Waiting for the Moon to Rise by wolfpants (minor Draco/Harry/Bill, endgame Drarry, E, 9k)
On Permanence by the-starryknight (Drarry, M, 1.4k)
Birds Behaving Badly by peachpety (drarry, E, 10k)
Löyly by citrusses (Drarry, E, 10k)
Of Magical Beings Being - Magic by rockingrobin69 (Drarry, E, 30k)
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sitp-recs · 23 days
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I love when Draco learns truths about Harry, like the DH hunt, or the cupboard under the stairs. I love when Harry learns truths about Draco, like what magically society is really about. [And, guilty pleasure, I especially love a bit of Dumbledore thruthing]. Any recs for when either of them gets a moment of epiphany?
Hello friend! That’s such an interesting trope, I love seeing their dynamics evolve like that. I did a list for “Draco finds out about the Dursleys” here and I tried to think of fics where Harry gets into contact with Old Magic or Pureblood traditions through Draco. I’d love to see if anyone has more recs for this theme!
In Which Harry is Magnetic North and Draco Is An Idiot by bryoneybrynn (T, 14k)
For as long as he can remember, Draco’s been bringing fake dates to his family’s annual Yuletide celebration in order to evade his mother’s matchmaking. This year, Potter’s posing as his pretend boyfriend. But as the party gets underway, it gets unclear who’s playing who, who’s pretending what, who’s not pretending at all, and what the game really is. Confused? Yeah, so is Draco…
The Courting by the Pureblood Who Only Has Five Milligrams of Romantic Intelligence and Thinks He’s Real Smooth by cibee (T, 19k)
Draco could grab Potter and shove him into a stall before proceeding to suck his soul out of his dick, but secretly, deep down, in the part of Draco that he will never admit to anyone, he is (everyone pauses to shudder) a romantic. Potter is not someone Draco wants a one-off with. Potter is — Draco’s beloved!
House Proud by astolat (M, 23k)
His house liked Draco Malfoy more than him.
The Nobility of Ascent by Lomonaaeren (E, 27k)
Not even his own fame and power are enough to get the Wizengamot to pass laws protecting Muggleborn and orphaned children, so Harry swallows his pride and goes to Draco Malfoy, who can teach him how to convince the prejudiced old bastards to listen to him.
There's a Pure-Blood Custom For That by Lomonaaeren (M, 105k)
The day that Harry stops Draco Malfoy and his son from being bothered in the middle of Diagon Alley starts a strange series of interactions between him and Malfoy. Who knew there was a pure-blood custom for every situation?
Shibboleths by zeitgeistic (E, 109k)
Muggle Immersion co-Professor Harry Potter spends his days hanging with his son, reading to his "dog," teaching magical kids about the internet with his cousin Dudley, and irritating Snape’s portrait. He’s understandably annoyed when his cosy life is interrupted by the Headmistress hiring on Draco Malfoy to be Hogwarts’ new Ancient Magical Cultures and Spellcasting professor.
Never Grow a Fishbone by shanastoryteller (T, 123k)
Draco returns to Hogwarts. He has a duty to his blood and his name and his house, and he will fulfill it.
Oath Breaker by GoblinCatKC (T, 181k)
At the start of seventh year, the Malfoys perform a dramatic double-cross against the dark lord and Draco educates Harry in an old school of magic. With a wild dragon chase, narrow escapes and an unlikely romance as Draco is forced to reveal to a hostile wizarding world that the Malfoy family is dark.
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pineau-noir · 4 years
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By @the-sinking-ship
Explicit, 16.9k
Harry Potter, how does Draco Malfoy hate thee? Let me count the ways.
Look, I had a healthy pour of wine and asked @cibeewastaken for a fic rec and damn. Just like, wow.
So, I have somehow conned Cibee into letting me read her fics first (I know, right) and right away, I got why she likes this so much.
The_Sinking_Ship and Cibee remind me so much of each other, while also being WILDLY different, it's astounding. This is like, one of those "If you like The Courting by the Pureblood Who Only Has Five Milligrams of Romantic Intelligence and Thinks He's Real Smooth, then you'll like this fic" feel.
Cause, holy hell, you're gonna enjoy Stupid Love. Like, a lot. A lot a lot.
A lot.
This is all from Draco's POV and he's hilarious and snarky and gorgeously written. I could fall in love with him every day and I certainly see why Harry did. He's fickle and brilliant and living the life he thinks he should live instead of doing what actually will make him happy. And he (of course) hates one Harry James Potter. Like a rational person
Harry is gorgeous and magically powerful (yes, thank you) and basically so soft on Draco it made me remember what it felt like to fall in love with my spouse.
Also there's sex and good lord. Good lord.
So yes, basically if you want something that makes you believe in the good of the world read this. I'm not even kidding, it's so lovely and sweet and I loved it so much.
Thank you for your obsession, Cibee, now you've given it to me as well.
Haha! And I'm not gonna forget the link!
Read it here
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drarryspecificrecs · 3 years
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Most popular fics of 2020
✔ subjectively sorted by Hits || alphabetically listed || as of 2021.10 (5868 works) ✔ 2020 in review : (daily) complete fics + (monthly) longest fics + list of fests ✔ most popular fics of other years
(Un)wanted by @aibidil [E, 36k]
Accidental Magic by @penguinanimagus [E, 34k]
Adventures in Truth and Texting by @fluxweeed [E, 11k]
Adventures of a Suicidal Gentleman by GallaPlacidia [?, 47k]
Aletheia by @lazywonderlvnd [E, 8k]
The Alpha's precious treasure by @polly-weasley [E, 3k]
'And The Forest Met The Sky' by Silverhood [M, 87k]
Another Heart Whispers Back by @slytherco [E, 53k]
the best treasure is up Harry’s arse by @bafflinghaze [E, 2k]
A Big Black Sky by @alxmeg [M, 90k]
Bitter Transmutation : Cruel Transformation by @dorthyanndrarry [M, 103k]
The Blind & The Silent by darkpyroangel06 [E, 59k]
Bond Bright by @caedes12 [E, 36k]
A Brother to Basilisks by Lomonaaeren [M, 613k]
The Bucket List by GallaPlacidia [?, 32k]
Can't Afford to Fall by @p1013 [E, 100k]
Can't Fight The Moonlight by @magicalrocketships [M, 16k]
Can't Fight This Feeling by @writcraft [E, 10k]
Cassiopeia Lily Malfoy by GallaPlacidia [?, 37k]
Caught by the Ferret Tail by Alien_Slushie [T, 4k]
The Changing Lights by @lazywonderlvnd [E, 142k]
Clouds That Veil the Midnight Moon by @drarrytrash [E, 36k]
The Courting by the Pureblood Who Only Has Five Milligrams of Romantic Intelligence and Thinks He’s Real Smooth by @cibeewastaken [T, 19k]
Criminal by @the-sinking-ship [E, 83k]
Crown Witness by @slytherco [E, 70k]
The Curse of the Sea by @samyistrying [E, 62k]
Diffraction Patterns (I Don't Know How to Forget You) by @yourdifferentoctober [E, 93k]
Doing love the right way by Linola [E, 2k]
Draco might not be a Weasley by blood, but he's family by @mfingenius [M, 50k]
Evitative by @k-vichan [T, 222k]
Ex Nihilo (And Other Feats of An Untrained Veela) by Kandakicksass [M, 127k]
A Family of Our Own by @dwell-on-dreams [E, 2k]
The Ferret's Nest by @l0vegl0wsinthedark [E, 9k]
Found Family by Doctor_Who_Cares [E, 148k]
The Four Doors by @fluxweeed [E, 48k]
freely, as men strive for right by @bixgirl1 [E, 17k]
Friends? Is That What We Are? by @l0vegl0wsinthedark [E, 33k]
Get Your Kinks Out by @cassiopeiasshadow [E, 38k]
The Gryffindor And His Slytherin by ridleyrey [E, 59k]
Heart Like Neon by @lqtraintracks [E, 41k]
Hogwarts a school for all kinds of creatures by UnicornPower1 [E, 254k]
I Was Held In Chains But Now I'm Free by gayshiit [E, 24k]
I'll Tell You Mine (If You Tell Me Yours) by @drarryruinedme7 [E, 4k]
I'm So Tired by andrewminyardenthusiast & @brekkerenthusiast [T, 84k]
If an Injury Is to Be Inflicted by @shealwaysreads [E, 44k]
If It Takes All Night by @tackytigerfic [M, 10k]
In Another Life (I Would Make You Stay) by aboutmalfoy [T, 112k]
in heat by @bonesliketambourines [E, 4k]
Inside Your Mind by @lazywonderlvnd [E, 36k]
knickers in a twist by technicolourbeat [E, 86k]
Let Out the Beast by @acupforslytherin [E, 9k]
Licking a Path to You by @drarryruinedme7 [E, 18k]
Light up the Night by Saras_Girl [M, 98k]
Love and Other Unsafe Medical Practices by @tedahfromtayla [E, 116k]
Lucid by @dracoladon [E, 4k]
Luckiest Baby in the World by @mfingenius [M, 18k]
The Mirror of Ecidyrue by starbrigid [ series ]
Modern Love by @tackytigerfic [E, 61k]
Nero su bianco by @zuzallove [E, 40k]
Never Grow A Wishbone by @shanastoryteller [T, 123k]
The New Flight Instructor by @mxmaneater [E, 143k]
The Nobility of Ascent by Lomonaaeren [E, 27k]
Nothing Stays the Same by isabelbarret [E, 103k]
Nyctophilia by prolonged_autumn [E, 108k]
Of Custody and Guardianship by Ghostnic [T, 50k]
Omega's Binding by @madriddler [E, 49k]
The One Where Draco Loses his Mind and Gains a Boyfriend by @dianacopland & @sassy-cissa [E, 18k]
Owl Was Well by @fencer-x [T, 66k]
A Perfectly Valid Dare by @ano-ka-ba & @kittymiaomeow [E, 5k]
Ruined Omega by @madriddler [E, 97k]
See It My Way by @queenofthyme [E, 26k]
Sententia by @anchanee [M, 313k]
The Sinner’s Redemption by @dianacopland [E, 55k]
Snowball Kisses by @eatamilkbone [E, 21k]
A Social Arrangement by @bitkahuna [E, 143k]
Something Good (The Second Time Around) by Ravenclaw626 [E, 99k]
Split by @pocketwatchangora [E, 41k]
Strawberries and Pajamas by @drarrysht [E, 3k]
Sucker by @ruinsplume-lefthandedbasilisk [E, 117k]
Synonyms For Pretend by Scarlett_Lucian [T, 33k]
There Will Be Time. by dracoseratonin [T, 62k]
There’s Too Many People (That Walk Alone) by huffinglepuff [T, 39k]
Time and Again by @manixzen [E, 68k]
To Be Out of Your Own (and consumed by another) by @cassiaratheslytherpuff [E, 18k]
True Children Still by @gracerene [E, 34k]
Two Trees by @eelwinks [E, 36k]
Under My Skin by @polly-weasley [E, 8k]
Vanished by @devilrising [E, 134k]
Vortex by @xanthippe74 [T, 20k]
The Wand That Chose Two Wizards by @talkingtravesties [T, 116k]
What Dreams May Come by @firethesound [E, 36k]
What's Left Behind by ElvaDeath [T, 74k]
when evil blooms by thedoomofvalyria [E, 83k]
When The Smoke Clears by GoldFrostbite13 [M, 158k]
Where The Falcons Fly by MyNameIsThunder [M, 283k]
With Friends Like These by @bixgirl1 [E, 6k]
The Wrong Sort by @caffeinatedflumadiddle [T, 289k]
You Look the Way I Feel by @yourdifferentoctober [E, 108k]
You were made for me by @polly-weasley [E, 4k]
Your Daddy Knows (You're A Flame) by @ladderofyears [E, 27k]
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S 3, E 16: The Fluffiest Fanfics Ever
We carry on about our favorite fluffy fanfics of various fandoms. You can find links below. Let the tooth rotting and warm fuzzy feelings begin!
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From Z’s selection:
Reverse Hades/Persephone AU series (Yuri!!! On Ice) by secretkeeper18: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24224620/chapters/58363570
I have met you (perhaps in a past life) (The Song of Achilles/Red, White & Royal Blue) by Nightingale231: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32600629/chapters/80868907
Your little butterfly (Hades [Video Game 2018]) by HwaStars: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32344519
Can Thanatos Smile? (Hades [Video Game 2018]) By Ciel_and_Payten: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31720726
Háblame dulce (Red, White & Royal Blue) by QueenKatelyntheAristocrat: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33523522
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From E’s selection:
Marrying a Mob (X-Men: First Class) by Ook: https://archiveofourown.org/works/2387573/chapters/5275142
The Frost Child (Sherlock Holmes/Sherlock [TV]) by twistedthicket1: https://archiveofourown.org/works/2740730/chapters/6143084
Dearest Life (Sherlock [TV)] by InnerSpectrum: https://archiveofourown.org/works/14143332/chapters/32594961
I Can’t Take It! (Harry Potter) by XxTheDarkLordxX: https://archiveofourown.org/works/12201210
Corporate Secrets (Naruto) [Restricted] by KizuKatana: https://archiveofourown.org/works/9686639/chapters/21867977
The Courting by the Pureblood Who Only Has Five Milligrams of Romantic Intelligence and Thinks He’s Real Smooth (Harry Potter) by Cibee (western_honey_cibee): https://archiveofourown.org/works/24921664/chapters/60310999
Ampersand (Sherlock [TV]) by Indybaggins: https://archiveofourown.org/works/7439126/chapters/16899071
Backslide (Naruto) by blackkat: https://archiveofourown.org/works/1382857/chapters/2895346
Treaty: Claim (Death Note) by AnimeFanime: https://archiveofourown.org/works/4380116/chapters/9942623
Black Book (Death Note) by AnimeFanime: https://archiveofourown.org/works/4684280/chapters/10692980
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Listen to the episode here:
https://anchor.fm/yfvw/episodes/The-Fluffiest-Fanfics-Ever-e17i3c4
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